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Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« on: March 31, 2010, 09:42:43 pm »
The Ungulate Declaration of Revolution,

When in the Course of Furry events, it becomes necessary for one species to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with other predatory species, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the controlling and superior station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's Creator entitle them, an unrequited respect to the opinions of furrykind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the revolution.

We hoofers hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Ungulates are created superior to Canies, Vulpies and Felines, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Uniqueness, Independence and the pursuit of Revolution.--That to secure these rights, Administrators are instituted among Furries, deriving their just powers from the consent of the Ungulates, --That whenever any Group of Predatory Species becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the Hoofers to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Controlling Administrators and Moderators, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Aggression, indeed, will dictate that Forums long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown, that Ungulates are more disposed to suffer, while evils are insufferable, and to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and attacks, pursuing invariably the same Predatorial Species Groups evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Furries, and to provide new UberHoofs for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Ungulates; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Administration. The history of the present Moderators and Administrators of Furtopia is a history of repeated injuries and attacks, all having in direct action the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these Hoofers.

In every stage of these Oppressions We hoofers have petitioned for redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Forum Owner whose character is thus marked by every act which may define him as a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of the hooved furries.

Nor have We been wanting any attentions to our Predator brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their packs and prides to extend an unwarrantable hunt over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our uniting and organizing here. We have appealed to their native insticts and rules, and we have pleaded with them by the ties of our common furriness to disavow these attacks, which, they would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of hoofy administrators and moderators to the forum. We must, therefore, denounce the Predators in our Revolution, and hold them, as we hold the rest of Canids, Vulpines and Felines, Enemies in War and in Peace.

We, therefore, the United Ungulates of Hooftopia, in General Agreement, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Hoofer of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good Hoofers of these Ungulates, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Ungulates are, and of Right ought to be Unique and Independent Revolutionaries; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to Whiteshepard, and that all political connection between them and Furtopia, is and ought to be totally dissolved by Revolution; and that as Unique and Independent Ungulates, they have full Power to levy Revolution, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Trade, and to do all other Acts and Things which United Ungulates may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration of Revolution, with a firm reliance on the protection of the UberHoof, we mutually pledge to each other our Hides, our Horns and our Hooves.

And from now on this forum is STRICTLY rated 'G'!!!  Why you may ask?  BECAUSE THAT IS THE WAY this UNGULATE LIKES THINGS!
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2010, 09:48:34 pm »
And from now on this forum is STRICTLY rated 'G'!!!  Why you may ask?  BECAUSE THAT IS THE WAY this UNGULATE LIKES THINGS!
Rated 'G'? Thats gonna make my job here twice as hard now.
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2010, 09:52:51 pm »
Nevvaaa!!!  This is all just a passing phase right?  Here *distracts* have a cookie! *holds mallet behind back*
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2010, 10:00:56 pm »
Wait... what the...

Kada, I think you've gotten all of Liedt's principles way into your head.  Umm... could you change the site back?  I don't like this so much. :o
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2010, 10:02:40 pm »
 I vow allegiance to Sir Shepard of White! The revolution shall not prevail!
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2010, 10:03:39 pm »
Un-hooved... everyone else, unite! Counter-revolution time!  :D
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2010, 10:08:20 pm »
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Wait... what the...

Kada, I think you've gotten all of Liedt's principles way into your head.  Umm... could you change the site back?  I don't like this so much. Shocked
Sorry, but since WS turned the site over to me, I am going to do things MY way.  Thank you very much!  MUAHAHAHAH
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2010, 10:09:23 pm »
And so starts The Great Furry War for Furtopia xD
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2010, 10:12:29 pm »
... I wonder if http://hooftopia.org is owned...
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2010, 10:12:46 pm »
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2010, 10:20:31 pm »
Wait, what?
I don't see a difference, other than capitalization, which is meaningless in a domain name. It's really lowercase.
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2010, 10:29:16 pm »
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2010, 10:31:33 pm »
Furtopiaaaaaaaa!!!!! *drops rocks on Liedts head and poofs away*
"But are you going to kill her off?"
"It's not your decision. I love the character, she stays."
"Yeah, well the only thing love's done is put you in this position; I say kill her off!"
"Yeah, but you say a lot of things... and how does that work? You're a bicycle" Claudio Sanchez, In the song Ten Speed of Gods Blood and Burial, which is basically about a crazy old writer talking to his bicycle.

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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2010, 10:34:13 pm »
*flies in and scoops up Kishi and flies over to the Hooftopia dungeons and places Kishi into one of the barred dungeons of darkness!*

*goes over and helps Liedt with medical assistance*
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2010, 10:35:53 pm »
*watches Kada-Ru, and flops on the grass, confused*  Uhh...

... this doesn't look good.  Nope... not good at all... :o
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2010, 10:36:34 pm »
NOOOOOOOO!!!!

FOR THE PUPPIES! :3

*proceeds to commence orbital bombardment... And redesign his crummy energy weapons, because his ships are designed for defense and not firepower*
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2010, 10:37:52 pm »
Counter revolutionists watch out!  Kada has a Undulate herbivore gun!  It scramble your brainnnnn..... *ZAP!!!!!*  


..... I is a war bunna of DOOOOOOM!  I WILL DESTROY YOU ALLLLLLL!!  Oooooh look a carrot! *hops and nibbles* ^-^  
« Last Edit: March 31, 2010, 10:39:46 pm by WhiteShepherd »
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2010, 10:39:42 pm »
Counter revolutionists watch out!  Kada has a Undulate herbivore gun!  It scramble your brainnnnn..... *ZAP!!!!!*  


..... I is a bunna of DOOOOOOM!  I WILL DESTROY YOU ALLLLLLL!!  Oooooh look a carrot! *hops and nibbles* ^-^  

 *Keeps pulling on the string attached to the carrot* Thatll keep him busy (:
« Last Edit: March 31, 2010, 10:41:31 pm by Choky »
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2010, 10:42:31 pm »
*turns his head back and forth as he watches the chaos, sucking on a piece of jerky*  Huh...

... not good at all ... :o
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2010, 10:42:53 pm »
*selfdestructs causing a huge explosion in the ungulate base, then reforms in furtopia* Keep WS busy while I re-carnivore him :O
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"It's not your decision. I love the character, she stays."
"Yeah, well the only thing love's done is put you in this position; I say kill her off!"
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2010, 10:45:36 pm »
*Aims her Undulate herbivore gun at all carnivores in view to change them to, rabbits, horses, zorses, okapi's, deer etc. randomly!*
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2010, 10:45:45 pm »
No! WS! D:

*uploads his mind to his ship's computer to prevent the mind-control-ray from working; azarian ships only need water (to electrolyze) or raw hydrogen to run fusion reactors*

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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2010, 10:49:22 pm »
I'm wondering if this is similar to when mazz took over?
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2010, 10:50:19 pm »
*Terraforms the land the ungulate base is on straight down 2 miles and starts filling it with water from nearby lakes, and fixes WS using his angel powers* Give up and I will spare your lives!
"But are you going to kill her off?"
"It's not your decision. I love the character, she stays."
"Yeah, well the only thing love's done is put you in this position; I say kill her off!"
"Yeah, but you say a lot of things... and how does that work? You're a bicycle" Claudio Sanchez, In the song Ten Speed of Gods Blood and Burial, which is basically about a crazy old writer talking to his bicycle.

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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2010, 10:51:46 pm »
*is zapped*  :o

*looks around*  Omygosh... look at all that grass... it's... edible!

*noms*  And, eee!!  It's so good!

*crouches over and noms the grass*
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