Oi, how bout this chump?
NAME: Gnarko (Jughead) Pateta
RACE: Gila Monster, Drunk (yes, thatís his profession)
APPERANCE: As slobbish as a already fat species of lizard could be. Heís also quite drunk, even when heís sober.
PERSONALITY: Gnarko is too stupid, drunk, and oblivious to realize that thereís anything wrong with him, namely his drinking problem and tendency to lie excessively. He is also very rude and obnoxious, not that he cares. When drunk, Gnarko is rowdy and unruly, and is a major disturbance in any setting. Heís often seen starting bar fights, breaking things, and is just plain problematic in any situation. When sober, heís an oblivious idiot who is not worth the trouble of keeping around. Still, he has his uses, mainly his skill as a mechanic and his general gearhead sort of skillset.
COMBAT: Any heavy blunt object will do for him.
OTHER: A major drunk. Rather entertaining to be with, though he can quickly get you into trouble. Major gearhead; can repair most anything mechanical. Despite his drunken nature, heís an expert dart player.