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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2016, 05:40:14 pm »
The next book I will write is fictional  novel about allied spies behind enemy lines during WWII: There  moles.

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« Reply #26 on: March 10, 2017, 05:47:37 pm »
One wonders as to whether bronies have stable relationships.
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« Reply #27 on: March 23, 2017, 05:30:52 am »
My curiosity killed me. Good thing I have 8 lives left.
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #28 on: March 25, 2017, 12:17:59 pm »
One wonders as to whether bronies have stable relationships.

I do not know but bronies do buck the trend.

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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #29 on: March 25, 2017, 12:20:25 pm »
these puns are unbearable

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« Reply #30 on: March 25, 2017, 02:55:07 pm »
I don't want to be racist, but I got bad luck from a black cat.
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #31 on: March 25, 2017, 09:42:30 pm »
Howl I pay for for my rocket supplies? Cache of course!
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« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2017, 12:46:49 am »
A pun thread? You gotta be kitten me!

... I'll see myself me-out.
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« Reply #33 on: May 30, 2017, 08:40:11 pm »
Saw a coyote laying beside the road this morning. He was dead tired.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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« Reply #34 on: May 31, 2017, 07:59:52 am »
I've got a fuzzy feeling there's something scalie about this site.
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #35 on: August 16, 2017, 08:44:12 pm »
My backyard bunnies are always hoppy to see me.
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #36 on: August 18, 2017, 06:23:05 pm »
My backyard bunnies are always hoppy to see me.

Backyard bunnies happy to see a house coyote? Birdphemy! Also that pun was a bit on the snout.
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« Reply #37 on: August 19, 2017, 05:43:30 am »
Why aren't wolves allowed to see aquariums at zoos?

They always howl at the full moonfish.
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