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Offline Subzerus

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Furry puns
« on: December 27, 2015, 11:10:36 am »
What do you think of them? Favourite one? Least favourite one? Post them below!
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2015, 12:07:11 pm »
Sorry paws down I think your are chasing your tail.

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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2015, 10:03:39 pm »
I am probably tailing behind the rest of you in terms of puns, but I'm hoping I can suit everyone with my measly jokes.
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2015, 07:50:54 pm »
Wee paws for station identification.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2015, 08:48:21 pm »
You guys must be barking up the wrong tree. I had to paws and wait a minute, just to tail what your pun was about.

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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2015, 08:49:35 pm »
Bunnies will soon have their own  train, the first rabbit-transit system in America.

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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2016, 01:23:56 pm »
This is one I learned from an old video game called Bubsy the Bobcat (sorry if it's really bad, it's the only one I could think of). *clears throat* "Hey, what could PAWsibly go wrong?" :P
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2016, 12:07:57 am »
I've had it up to ear with these puns.
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2016, 01:14:28 am »
I've been practicing the art of puns fur a while meow, so I hop I'm proficient enough to be considered a decent funny bunny. XP
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2016, 10:16:35 pm »
Oh tusk-tusk!
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2016, 10:47:30 pm »
I'd preFUR not to make puns.
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2016, 07:39:52 pm »
I typically lack the koalafications to develop gnu puns, but I'll give it a try now and then.  (:
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2016, 03:12:31 pm »
I can't think of any right now but if I do I'll post it here in a Yiffy.
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2016, 07:05:09 pm »
I think fur suits you, don't moo?  ;)
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2016, 06:43:05 pm »
I better claws my computer and shut it down, I have to practice guitar.

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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2016, 04:18:37 pm »
I laugh my tail off at that one!
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2016, 02:29:09 pm »
I've had it up to ear with these puns.

I am with you. I am dog tired of these puns.

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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #17 on: February 25, 2016, 06:41:35 pm »
I think I should apawlogize.
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2016, 10:25:44 pm »
I am thinking of  writing a story about zombie  rabbits; it would a hare raising story.
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2016, 06:43:15 pm »
These puns are punny  :P

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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2016, 04:58:46 am »
Arn't some of these a hare overdone?
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2016, 08:27:21 pm »
These puns have me howling.
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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #22 on: April 14, 2016, 11:14:52 am »
Is this FUR real? We OTTER keep doing PAWsome puns. It would be CATastrophic if all these puns stopped. I can't BEAR the thought. Puns are FURRY funny.  I'm FUR I'm FURgetting some, maybe I should PAWS and wait a HARE until I remember more.

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Re: Furry puns
« Reply #23 on: April 14, 2016, 08:46:55 pm »
I watched Zootopia some time ago.  I know they could not trust the mayor; becasue deep down he knew he was   lion.
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