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Re: furson's weapon of choice?
« Reply #25 on: December 21, 2010, 09:22:23 am »
Two Colt Single Action Army Revolvers. Six bullets. More than enough to kill everything that moves.

I really should have seen that one coming.  But are you sure you don't want a third one? 

Now what would I do with a third one? It's not like I have a tail to... gasp!

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Re: furson's weapon of choice?
« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2010, 01:38:38 pm »
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Re: furson's weapon of choice?
« Reply #27 on: December 21, 2010, 02:52:43 pm »
Two Colt Single Action Army Revolvers. Six bullets. More than enough to kill everything that moves.

I really should have seen that one coming.  But are you sure you don't want a third one? 

Now what would I do with a third one? It's not like I have a tail to... gasp!

You are a genius! To the Revolver store!

My God, what have I done?  :o

Oh, also, I now have a three-way tie between this (Rick Deckard's gun from Bladerunner)

this, (Vash the Stampede's gun from Trigun)

and this.  (Harkonnen Cannon II, from Hellsing)
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Re: furson's weapon of choice?
« Reply #28 on: December 21, 2010, 07:51:31 pm »
I still prefer Winston Churchill's weapon of choice:
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Re: furson's weapon of choice?
« Reply #29 on: December 21, 2010, 08:08:24 pm »
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Re: furson's weapon of choice?
« Reply #30 on: December 21, 2010, 10:41:26 pm »
Landrav doesn't make a habit of carrying weapons except when he's starring in a space exploration story.  Then it's probably some kind of stunner or light-arms gauss pistol or something.
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Re: furson's weapon of choice?
« Reply #31 on: December 22, 2010, 01:54:47 am »
customized Zoids Blade Liger blade. handle is the size of your average TV remote, & the blade is just about 3ft long (maybe shorter), & plain & simple yellow. longer & bigger than average white claws are optional, but rarely used.

that, & anything i can get my hands on! give me an umbrella, a spoon, a freakin chocolate bar or a pez candy dispenser, & mass destruction of anything shall be caused! :D
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Re: furson's weapon of choice?
« Reply #32 on: December 22, 2010, 11:26:24 am »
Landrav doesn't make a habit of carrying weapons except when he's starring in a space exploration story.  Then it's probably some kind of stunner or light-arms gauss pistol or something.
... or taur-mounted miniguns... >.>
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Re: furson's weapon of choice?
« Reply #33 on: December 22, 2010, 12:32:45 pm »
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Re: furson's weapon of choice?
« Reply #34 on: December 22, 2010, 01:46:57 pm »
Actually, I'd agree with Leidt about (most) ungulates being better-suited to heavy weapons detail.  Foxtaurs are graceful and nimble...much better suited to recon or surgical strikes ;)
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Re: furson's weapon of choice?
« Reply #35 on: December 22, 2010, 04:34:30 pm »
Storm's weapon is of course composed of my two favorite weapons firstly the M110 KAC SEMI AUTO SNIPER SYSTEM SASS for short, and secondly the next weapon is the very awsome SCAR-H which in fact Is silenced due to missions he does need a bit of silence, and last but not least his secret weapon A SCOPED COLT PYTHON, that's about it really.
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Re: furson's weapon of choice?
« Reply #36 on: December 22, 2010, 06:22:39 pm »
 :D
Lol - that was in reference to something that Landrav said in IRC while we were discussing my RTD idea.
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Re: furson's weapon of choice?
« Reply #37 on: December 24, 2010, 11:15:57 am »
Wow. Well, I have a few fursonas that would ALLL have a different fighting... Weapon thing.
Slate never fights, but if he must... Biting. And the poison on his tongue. Get that in your blood and.. -whistles- xD
Capricorn isn't really a fursona, but he's a part of me. He'd much rather gut you with a sword, but it's pretty hard since he cant see well. XDDD! Shim would understand ;)
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Re: furson's weapon of choice?
« Reply #38 on: December 24, 2010, 11:41:22 am »
Kaloth- Spellbook, magical wands, staves, items of power. Relic of unimaginable horror. Unique demonic powers.

Makir- Spellbook, magical wands, staves, and items of power. Relics of unimaginable horror. Undead legions.

Honestly my characters are a tad similar... one is just a Demonic overlord, and the other is an arch-lich.

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Re: furson's weapon of choice?
« Reply #39 on: December 25, 2010, 03:07:13 pm »
^ Yeah, just a demonic overlord. No big deal. :D

Actually, I didn't know you had two separate characters. I thought you'd just changed names, not characters.
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Re: furson's weapon of choice?
« Reply #40 on: December 25, 2010, 04:37:29 pm »
My weapon of choice is my power of persuasion and manipulation. Why should i risk injury in fighting when i just might gain a powerful friend and ally?
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Re: furson's weapon of choice?
« Reply #41 on: December 25, 2010, 05:58:18 pm »
Hmmm... as for Senor Coyote... A weapon/weaponry for a half-spiritual, animistic antihero... probably an iron-headed trade tomahawk (not the pipe variety).

a lever-action rifle,

a 'bowie' knife made from a cavalry saber taken as coup

various spells

Plus, the usual coyote-like abilities to fade into the middle distance, or into danged near any shadow, and later pop up just about anywhere, especially places that should be impossible, since Senor Coyote is in fact at least partly a spirit being.
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Re: furson's weapon of choice?
« Reply #42 on: December 25, 2010, 06:31:51 pm »
How about exploding people's brains with my mind?? *w*
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Re: furson's weapon of choice?
« Reply #43 on: December 28, 2010, 03:33:49 pm »
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Re: furson's weapon of choice?
« Reply #44 on: January 02, 2011, 10:19:45 am »
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How about exploding people's brains with my mind?? *w*
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I'd use either a short sword for close range or a Commando ^_^
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Re: furson's weapon of choice?
« Reply #45 on: January 02, 2011, 08:24:08 pm »
Gordan Freeman's crowbar!  :D

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Re: furson's weapon of choice?
« Reply #46 on: January 02, 2011, 08:32:42 pm »
Gordan Freeman's crowbar!

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Re: furson's weapon of choice?
« Reply #47 on: January 02, 2011, 08:35:03 pm »
Gordan Freeman's crowbar!

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Ooh, my weapon would be cake.

You can't wield the cake as a weapon!! D:
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Re: furson's weapon of choice?
« Reply #48 on: January 02, 2011, 08:48:05 pm »
My weapon of choice? A VF-19 Valkyrie Fighter.  8)



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Re: furson's weapon of choice?
« Reply #49 on: January 02, 2011, 08:51:56 pm »
Gordan Freeman's crowbar!  :D

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Sorry, but he's already using his.

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