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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #25 on: January 31, 2015, 09:58:27 am »
I see that you're a hybrid, so I came over to say "Hi".
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #26 on: January 31, 2015, 11:05:36 am »
So, you wanna go mark some territory?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #27 on: February 10, 2015, 01:40:38 pm »
I see you're a (insert species), but are you a tiger in the bedroom?

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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #28 on: February 13, 2015, 09:22:08 pm »
I tried to undress you with my eyes, but could not locate the zipper.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #29 on: March 12, 2015, 09:56:29 am »
Do you need a ride to the animal park?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #30 on: March 12, 2015, 10:53:40 am »
Sniffing your rear?...No no not at all I'm just trying to get to know you.
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #31 on: March 21, 2015, 07:54:03 pm »
You must be a magician, because you made my tail a waggin'.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #32 on: April 08, 2015, 10:11:31 pm »
Hey I just sniffed you and this is crazy but here's my fursuit furmeet maybe? 

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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #33 on: April 11, 2015, 07:16:49 am »
My tail has a mind of it's own. It seems to like you.
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #34 on: April 27, 2015, 12:00:57 am »
I just noticed something...every time you're in the room, this fursuit gets even hotter than usual.  ;)
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #35 on: April 27, 2015, 07:25:11 pm »
My, what dainty paws/claws/hooves/flippers/etc. you have.
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #36 on: September 18, 2015, 09:02:51 pm »
How often does your tail get pulled?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #37 on: October 09, 2015, 10:27:39 pm »
I'll scratch behind your ears if you scratch behind mine  ;)
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #38 on: October 28, 2015, 10:09:12 pm »
Practice Hug!
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #39 on: November 21, 2015, 09:35:14 pm »
I'm looking for a new handler...are you up for the challenge? I won't bite, I promise.  ;)
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #40 on: December 07, 2015, 08:38:32 pm »
Do you want to initiate a furpile?
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #41 on: December 19, 2015, 07:55:40 am »
I only have eyes for you. They even light up. See?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #42 on: January 03, 2016, 01:54:16 am »
People say dressing nicely is a good way to impress others,  so today I put on a suit just for you. :P

Furry? No, I'm furr-you. ;3

You know what they say about guys with big paws... XD

*when tail is wagging* Sorry... when I saw you, my heart took over my tail.

Some dogs just sit, but I'll stay for you.

Will you be my special somebunny?

Do you know who here thinks you're pretty? *boops nose with fursuit nose* 'Cause I nose!

When you smile, my heart gets as soft and squishy as my fur.
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #43 on: January 04, 2016, 10:13:50 pm »
Here. Feel that? That's real faux fur!
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #44 on: January 06, 2016, 07:19:46 pm »
I'll brush your suit if you brush mine  ;)
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #45 on: January 16, 2016, 07:02:42 pm »
Ever gone dog sledding? I'll be your lead dog!
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #46 on: January 21, 2016, 10:40:43 pm »

I'll take my head off for you  ;)

Looking fur me? How 'suit of you!

If your heart was a fur pile, I'd jump right in.
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #47 on: January 24, 2016, 03:59:26 pm »
You've got matted fur all over your back, and it looks ruff!

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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #48 on: February 21, 2016, 01:11:51 am »
I don't wanna be
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #49 on: February 24, 2016, 09:10:07 pm »
All of your padding is in the right places.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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