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At work right now, but I'll gladly take some powers! 

EDIT: Off work now, so hit me when you're ready you magical lapine.

You got it, Kalo!

*BRRRPTZAPshzvcxxxxxxx*

Okay, that was a disturbing noise. Your superpower appears to be super-strength! You can lift any object, no matter how heavy, with but a single claw! Also very useful in traffic jams. ^_^

However, you also seem to have a prehensile monkey tail. That... was not supposed to happen. *shakes the wand vigorously to get all the water out* That's bad.

[NOT]

*streaches out his wings and smiles*
Thanks Arbutus.
*takes of into the sky and later returns with a massive carrot beaing a blue ribbing from some county fair*

Heres a thank you gift. And don't worry about tthe tail, it was getting kinda long anyway, I'm sure once Blastdavs cookies mingle with this new tail it'll start looking fluffy and wolfish again.

*hovers back to the ground after flying around.*
Hey, that was a lot of fun Dr. Arbutus!

*watches Kalo fly by with a monkey tail while having his muscles practically bust out of his shirt.*

Ok... I liked the magic, but the science experiments need to stop.

[NOT]

*grins evily and swoops down at Lawrence, humming the 'superman' theme*

Aww... Arbutus!  I'd like one!  Puh-leeze?  ^_^

*eyes widen at the sight of Kaloyan's present*

Oh my gosh! It's a... it's a... IT'S AN AWARD WINNING CARROT! That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!

The smell... it's so intoxicating... must resist... must....

I CAN'T DO IT!
*jumps on top of the giant carrot and begins nibbling with the fury of a thousand rabbits*

*After a solid half-hour of nomming, Arbutus finally looks up. Half of the giant carrot is gone, and his stomach looks like he's gained two hundred pounds.*

Oh! Alexandre! Didn't see you there! You want a superpower, you say? All right, let me just find my wand... here it is... okay, stand right there.

*BXXXXBXBTXHSHXSHSHHHHHHHHH*

Okay, that was a really bad noise. Is my wand supposed to be sparking like that? I don't think it is. Anyway, your superpower is...

...Al? Where did you go? Are you...

*gasp*

Great Scott, I've turned him into a newt!

You didn't by chance borrow that wand from a Harry Potter film, did you? 

What the...?

Arbutus!?!  What are you doing?!?  Ahh, the humanity!!!  Err... furmanity!!!

*scuttles away and cries in a corner*

[NOT]

Look at the bright side Alex, you won't die till the sequel. (I hope someone gets the refrence.)

[BANG]

No wait wait wait, don't run away! I need to change you back! How am I going to change you back if you're hiding in the corner?

All right, hold still, okay? *picks up wand* I'm going to try something....

BANG

*The wand explodes in a shower of party confetti. After a minute, the little squares of paper all flutter to the ground, leaving a stunned-looking platypus sitting in the middle of the floor.*

Ahh!!!

... wait ...

... are you a platypus now?   

*scuttles over to look at Arbutus*

*looks around and sneaks in and pokes the newt and platypuss, hoping not to make them mad and walk away as a ferret

umm, you guys okay?
*mutters my own magic spell and the wand re-appears in my paw*

*zaps you both back to your normal fursonas, but as a child* oh great, we have two youngin's running around now *looks at the todler pink fox and the toddler bunny and places them in a playpin* stay there until i can figure this out, AND PLAY NICE! *walks off swishing his kitsune tails in a frustrated manor* this wand better not explode me into somthing like it did on arbutus

*floats back in, after mentally recovering from what happened.*

Assistance Bitte! Ubermensch's Assitant, ver are you?... Hello?!

*looks down into the playpin...*

Aww.. such a cute little bunny and fox!

*picks up them both*

Now zen, who vants to play "Outer Space"?.. Lift off!!

*starts flying up toward the ceiling and around the room.*

[NOT]

Hey careful up there Lawrence! You don't wanna damage the soft spot!

Gah!! *is levitated!*

Unhand me at once, felonious lupine! How am I supposed to take over the world*cough*be a good mod if people see me being flown around like a little airplane? It's humiliating, is what it is! Although... hmm... actually, this is really fun. Keep flying, felonious lupine!

Uhm... any ideas on how we can change back, Kiboe? I don't think I can go to work like this tomorrow morning. They were already freaked out enough by the platypus thing.

In the meantime... *reaches into the magical hat and pulls out a giant barrel of Star Wars-themed Legos from his childhood*
Let's build a Death Star!

MUahahaha! This isht ze 1,000th post of amazement! You vant a Death Star? Let's do it!

*whips out an engineer's wrench and costume, while hovering near the ceiling*

Bulidin' a death star! Let's take a lookie-see right there! Ah! If we just modulate this here Lego piece... an' twist that there... annnnn' There yah have it

*Wouuuuuu.... the sound of this monstrosity sucking up all of Furtopia's energy.*

This 'oughta rip a hole right through time fabric itself! Woooo Hoo!

*places Arbutus in the perfectly designed front cabin, full with functioning controls and a laser that truly works.*

Ann for there this here lil' dogge..

*places Alex in the secondary command chair, with mutliple, but smaller laser functions and a few heat-seeking missiles.*

Now then, have 'yall! And play it safe now, yah here?

Secondary Command chair!  w00t!  You rock, Lawrence!  

I don't care I'm little!  I'm, like, uber-cute AND uber-powerful!  As are you, Arbutus...

I think I could stay like this for a while... ^_^

[NOT]

Uhh guys? Hate to spoil your fun but you DO realise that magic ends at midnight right? *points to his watch*

It's pretty close to 'don't feed your Mogwai' time.

Man, Lawrence, you are basically the most awesome medic/engineer ever! I've never piloted such a well-designed Death Star before!

*presses the FIRIN' MAH LAZERS button a few times* Pew! Pew! Pew! Oh, I just destroyed Alderaan! How cool!

What's this button do?

*presses the big red RIP A HOLE THROUGH THE FABRIC OF TIME button*

*waves wand and both arbutus and alexandre turn back to their normal ages and forms*

okay, that's *cracking noises as i start turning into a racoon* NO, NOT AGAIN! *the wand explodes leaves a confused feral racoon on the floor looking around 

Yeay for Alderaan, Arbutus!  Next stop, Naboo!  No more Jar-Jars for this galaxy! 

*shproinks*  ...what the...?  I'm big again...

Drat you, Kiboe!

*fires lasers at Kiboe, laughing hysterically*

EKK! *runs away from the lazers and behind alexandre's house to see trashcans, and has an urge to tip them over and dig through them*

uhhh *starts diging through your trash causing raket and a huge mess*

Ok Kiboe...

*walks over and picks Kiboe up by his scruff*

No trashcan digging!

*puts back on medic costume*

Ehem.. Hm.. vat to do vith you, jah? I zink ve 'ave a solution.

*pulls out a huge needle with a glowing red substance inside.*

Now hold shtill svinehund, thish vil only sting for a momment!

*rams the needles into Kiboe's arm, and surges the liquid through.*

Ahh, all better now, Jah?

*Jiboe turns back into a kitsune.*