I am horrible at getting things out by a decent time. McMajik, I finally finished everything, just so you know.
I did this as a request. I tried to fit it as closely to McMajik's personality, so I expect you all might have a bit of fun reading this one.
Up next, I will be looking at C.T., then Vincent Mercer, followed by GrimAlch13 (again, sorry for the delay). 
The Ballad of McMajikOut on the boarders of Tennessee,
Perusin' 'round the hicks in the sticks
With a light-headed gait you could hardly believe
Walked the top-hatted Brit cat, McMajik.
He said, "I heard, farmer Joe, of that Opry land
Where the sun rises late, and it goes down later.
I'll go play better than those other bands!"
"Uh-huh," said Joe as he chewed some fried gator.
So he packed up his six-sided neon guitar
And said bye to the farmer, and kissed Joe's spouse.
He traveled by canoe, and a little by car,
To get to that Grand Ole Opry House.
Craig Goldy, John Norum, Jake Lee, Janick Gers,
Randy Rhoads, Zack Wylde, Dave Murray, and Mick Mars,
Could never hold a candle to guitar-strummin' furs,
Let alone that magical dancin' feline rock star.
He played a single chord, and the crowd went wild,
Sent chills through their bodies and pulses to their head.
It sent off a shockwave felt for a mile,
And when the dust cleared, the whole crowd was dead.
Hunted by farmers down in Tennessee,
Found by them, and after takin' licks,
Back to Wales, 'cross the great blue sea
Went the top-hatted Brit cat, McMajik.
