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[THEN, THE VENGEFUL GODS OF FURTOPIA WILL RAIN DOWN TERRIBLE FROWNS UPON THE OFFENDING MORTALS, AND SPEAK LOWLY OF THEM IN GENERAL CONVERSATION.]

Please allow me to re-introduce myself. My name is Kaloyan Alett and I'm Furtopia's newest watcher.

I joined back in August of last year, but it feels like such a long time ago.
Anyway I'll now be hanging around for the joy of spying on everyone and keeping a close eye on all of you. If I see wrong behavior I'll report you promptly.

THEN, THE VENGEFUL GODS OF FURTOPIA WILL RAIN DOWN TERRIBLE FROWNS UPON THE OFFENDING MORTALS, AND SPEAK LOWLY OF THEM IN GENERAL CONVERSATION.
So be careful

For anyone who has been wondering, my name is pronounced (Kal-O-yan Al-et) and the abbreviated version; Kalo rhymes with 'shallow', NOT 'Halo'.

My fursona is a ShroudWolf. A shroud is a particular creature that begins life as a basic animal species; wolf, cat, horse, sparrow, etc. But they are able to take physical characteristics of other animals and them to themselves, but are always bound to their baseline species.

Example: I'm a ShroudWolf, I'll always be a wolf. But I can change my fur pattern if I wish, I can't change my species to be something else, like 'feline'. I love bats so I added the wings of a bat to my body, same with the horns, I like the way goat horns look.

But no matter how much I cover myself in other physical characteristics of other creatures, I'll never stop being a wolf.

If you have any other questions feel free to ask them.

*pounce hugs kalo*

let the long drown out staff thread party commence. 

*throws confetti*

Hooray!
Party times!

Congrats from me Kaloyan.  *(^.^)*

YEAH KALO! Welcome to the staff! We're damn glad to have you here.

[Pets name:]

wooh paratay!!!!!

For anyone who has been wondering, my name is pronounced (Kal-O-yan Al-et) and the abbreviated version; Kalo rhymes with 'shallow', NOT 'Halo'.

o.o;;

I've been saying it wrong since the day I first read your name... Can you ever forgive dear watcher of the furries?
On the upside, I rather despise Halo, so every time I now pronounce it wrong I'll cringe a little bit.

But yes, party.. party.. Ah!

*Hands you a baseball cap, an aluminum baseball bat, a double-barreled shotgun (capable of holding 6 bullets per full load), and a 6-pack of "Bonk! Atomic Punch (Cherry Fission)! ", which is filled to the brim with isotopes of many elements! And last but not least, a small sack to carry stuff in!*

You''re gonna be a freakin' blur on that Atomic Punch! Best of all, you ain't even gonna be winded once it ends! You'll be battin' a-thousand! W00!

[NOT]

For anyone who has been wondering, my name is pronounced (Kal-O-yan Al-et) and the abbreviated version; Kalo rhymes with 'shallow', NOT 'Halo'.

o.o;;

I've been saying it wrong since the day I first read your name... Can you ever forgive dear watcher of the furries?
On the upside, I rather despise Halo, so every time I now pronounce it wrong I'll cringe a little bit.

Sure.

But yes, party.. party.. Ah!

*Hands you a baseball cap, an aluminum baseball bat, a double-barreled shotgun (capable of holding 6 bullets per full load), and a 6-pack of "Bonk! Atomic Punch (Cherry Fission)! ", which is filled to the brim with isotopes of many elements! And last but not least, a small sack to carry stuff in!*

You''re gonna be a freakin' blur on that Atomic Punch! Best of all, you ain't even gonna be winded once it ends! You'll be battin' a-thousand! W00!

Haha, you remember I like the scout. Thanks.

[Any Problems on here? Come on the IRC and talk to my associate Syi. He'll inform me of anything you need ^^ Or just come on for a chat. He loves meeting new people =3http://irc-rules.furtopia.orghttp://irc.furtopia.org/]

*hands over spy gear*

Now don't lose that. You'll need it

*hands over a random seal of approval*
i approve! *evil laughter*
*flies over kaloyan in circles, throwing down confetti*
wait...confetti+fur...what did that equal, i forgot. 
congrats on the 'promotion'

Can you ever forgive dear watcher of the furries?

Careful, you'll let the megalomania get to him.    No, no, I kid because I love.  No that I'm saying I love you or anything. Not to imply that I don't like you, you seem like quote a nice person, from what I've seen of you at least. And I don't wish to imply that you have a bad side or anything, I was simply stating that I have seen little of your personality. I don't assume that you don't have a personality, I'm sure you're a kind, nice person.  Not to assume that---

I'll shut the muzzle now. 

P.S: Good luck with the watching!~ 

*hands over spy gear*

Now don't lose that. You'll need it

You'll be needing a new, bigger closet at this rate Kalo!.. Speaking of which, staff get their own new quarters right?.. >.>  <.<

And yes, should you ever obtain the 6 achievements, I'll hand you a new, unique weapon for every 2!

"Eyes of the Wolf"
-Be online, and watching, 20 registered furries at one time!

"Focus Factor"
-Watch a total of 1,000 furries.

"Tip of the claw"
-Report an unruly furry to the proper authorities.

"Alpha = 100%"
-Blend amongst the furries and catch one of them off guard as you watched them."

"Flying Furball"
-Perform a diving pounce-hug from at least 60 feet high, and reaching at least 15 mph as you tackle!

"Sleepless in Furtopia"
-Be up at 4:00 AM your time watching furries.

"Flying Furball"
-Perform a diving pounce-hug from at least 60 feet high, and reaching at least 15 mph as you tackle!

...You're only allowed to do this one if you clean up the blood afterwards.
*hands you a mop and a bucket of disinfectant*

...You're only allowed to do this one if you clean up the blood afterwards.
*hands you a mop and a bucket of disinfectant*

We've got Watchers, Admins, and a whole lot of messy furries. Maybe we should hire a janitor?

[NOT]

...You're only allowed to do this one if you clean up the blood afterwards.
*hands you a mop and a bucket of disinfectant*

We've got Watchers, Admins, and a whole lot of messy furries. Maybe we should hire a janitor?

Are you volunteering?

*Gives you a telescope, a location and a code name* >.>
<.<

Kaloyan, your first official act as Watcher is to secretly watch Blastdav and make sure he's not making more poisoned cookies or planning to turn more members pink, or any other nefarious evil schemes. >.<

Welcome to the team hon

Kaloyan, your first official act as Watcher is to secretly watch Blastdav and make sure he's not making more poisoned cookies or planning to turn more members pink, or any other nefarious evil schemes. >.<

Let him believe that's what you're doing.  Your real assignment will be coming to you shortly ^_^

so many staff members.....everywhere.....all around me.....can't hide..@.@    AHHHHHHH

*runs around screaming*

so many staff members.....everywhere.....all around me.....can't hide..@.@    AHHHHHHH

*runs around screaming*

Quickly, get in the hat!

*takes off hat and throws hayaikawa in*

>_>
<_<

BTW, congrats kalo!

*vanishes*

[NOT]

*sits in his office staring at many tv screens all tuned to various sections of furtopia. He zooms in on one fur just sitting there quietly. The fur then picks his nose.*
I saw that!

Just remember, Kaloyan, I'm watching you!



O_O

[NOT]

  Eeek! Scary Admin!

*hids under his bed*

*pops head out of McMajiks hat*
Is it safe
>.>
<.<