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[I have earned Three Carrots of Awesomeness]

Okapi Posts
by Liedt
Inspired by "Pecos Bill" by Jonny Lang

My posts can sometimes be called revealing,
Because I bring your skeletons are down off the shelf.
If my replies bring displeasure, it goes to show the measure;
Of your ability to laugh at yourself.

So settle down my furs, settle down,
The Okapi Posts have come to town.

I don't intend to hurt one with my meaness,
Or, any reputations try to smash.
But, try to make me quiet, you'll have yourself a riot.
Because my silence can't be forced or bought with cash.

So settle down my furs, settle down,
The Okapi Posts have come to town.

The post I write have a grain of truth my friend,
For humor is best when on the cutting edge.
If you think you hear a roaster, there's no intent by the poster,
To cause a schism or to drive a wedge.

So settle down my furs, settle down,
The Okapi Posts have come to town.

Don't think you're status will protect you,
I'll write epic posts about the Forum Mods.
So assail me with your curses, I'll just add you to my verses;
Because the posts I write,
The members will applaud.

[Pet's name:]

I know I'm applauding! Great work, I know how difficult working with rhyme schemes can be.