Taken from the mind of Miles the Wolf:
I have been to the beach, by the seashore. She does not sell sea shells. Somebody lied.
Breaking the face is the first part of the healing process.
If your first name is Tommy and your last name is Smith, then your name is Tommy Smith.
As I looked at him with pity, I thought of my own life, then I got some ice cream.
I am prepared to pay 10 whomppum for the return of my brother.
Why do criminals ransom for money? Thats cool and all, but come on. I ransom for cookies.