"Some people have it worse than I" by an aussie comedian called Tim Minchin

(anyone who searches for it, beware explicit lyrics and controversial humour. It's still awesome though

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The 1st minute sums me up perfectly (lyrics as well as the despairing sigh lol). Love the Jerry Springer reference towards the end, there is nothing quite like car-crash TV to give yourself a sense of one-upsmanship after a hard day of cynicism and spite
