Author Topic: the monkey's paw (Read 16752 times)

HazardJackal · « **Reply #25 on:** June 15, 2013, 09:42:25 pm »

Too late.

I wish i could go to Greenland, and start a revolt!

Furenzied · « **Reply #26 on:** June 15, 2013, 10:00:51 pm »

You freeze to death in an ironically named country.

I wish I was an astronaut.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #27 on:** June 15, 2013, 10:03:12 pm »

you let go during a space walk. too bad you ain't master chief, or this would be a good premise for a story!

i wish i could think of something to wish for

Furenzied · « **Reply #28 on:** June 15, 2013, 10:06:36 pm »

You spend your life in complete inactivity until you figure out what to wish for.

I wish I was in a story.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #29 on:** June 15, 2013, 10:14:32 pm »

somebody closes the book before you are entirely part of the story, cutting you in half.

i wish i had more time to burn...

Furenzied · « **Reply #30 on:** June 15, 2013, 11:46:01 pm »

The sun gos out and you burn clocks to stay warm.

I wish, I wish I was a fish.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #31 on:** June 15, 2013, 11:47:58 pm »

caught, ground up and turned into food for caged tuna. and you never even got to be a fish

Furenzied · « **Reply #32 on:** June 15, 2013, 11:49:49 pm »

...I wish you'd make wishes...

HazardJackal · « **Reply #33 on:** June 15, 2013, 11:50:22 pm »

i wish i'd remember to make wishes

Furenzied · « **Reply #34 on:** June 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm »

You spend your life thinking of nothing else.

I wish I could spell better.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #35 on:** June 16, 2013, 12:00:35 am »

Yer eaten bah reedneekz!

Furenzied · « **Reply #36 on:** June 16, 2013, 12:16:34 am »

*face desk* bro...seriously...there's two parts to this man...

I wish that you'd do this correctly.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #37 on:** June 16, 2013, 12:17:56 am »

I wish i wasn't such a moron...

Furenzied · « **Reply #38 on:** June 16, 2013, 12:20:04 am »

You become the smartest man alive and everyone can't stand being around you anymore.

I wish you wouldn't be so sad.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #39 on:** June 16, 2013, 12:20:58 am »

um.... i'll pass.

Furenzied · « **Reply #40 on:** June 16, 2013, 12:35:51 am »

*face desk again* I meant to not be so hard on yourself, sorry.

I wish I said that in the first place.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #41 on:** June 16, 2013, 12:45:42 am »

wish is not granted.

i wish that my wish is granted to me, without side-effects

Furenzied · « **Reply #42 on:** June 16, 2013, 12:48:45 am »

Nothing happens...

I wish I knew any Furries IRL.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #43 on:** June 16, 2013, 12:52:10 am »

You get pounce-hugged to death.

I wish i could decide if i'm actually one of you or not...

Furenzied · « **Reply #44 on:** June 16, 2013, 12:55:53 am »

You already have just by being here. Wish self granted.

I wish that I was better at conveying my thoughts.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #45 on:** June 16, 2013, 12:58:12 am »

you have a conveyor belt installed in your brain, and the world drowns in your unending thoughts

i wish i could could be a better person

Furenzied · « **Reply #46 on:** June 16, 2013, 12:59:44 am »

You become homeless because you give everything away.

I wish that there was no world hunger.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #47 on:** June 16, 2013, 01:01:50 am »

everybody becomes fat and lazy. you die because you lay om your back, and your ribcage collapses from the weight

i wish i was a garbage truck driver...

Furenzied · « **Reply #48 on:** June 16, 2013, 01:05:11 am »

You get rideculed.for being the only non-stank nasty garbage man.

I wish I was better at chess.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #49 on:** June 16, 2013, 01:06:28 am »

you beat the supercomputer and are killed by the people who created it.

i wish i could think before i spoke