Author Topic: Bad Ideas (You should never...) (Read 18579 times)

HazardJackal · « **Reply #275 on:** December 03, 2015, 11:16:16 pm »

...Read an argument in the comment's section of YouTube. You'll lose your faith in humanity.

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #276 on:** December 09, 2015, 12:14:32 am »

...stand down wind of a cattle barn.

Dontaru · « **Reply #277 on:** December 09, 2015, 02:57:18 am »

Chew on a soda can once you finish the soda... (trust me on this one you could damage a tooth...)

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #278 on:** January 23, 2016, 10:30:16 pm »

...pay off the A Team in returnable cans and bottles.

Furenzied · « **Reply #279 on:** January 25, 2016, 10:52:37 pm »

...ride a hotdog shaped toboggan down a snowy hill while holding umbrellas.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #280 on:** January 26, 2016, 07:54:34 am »

Never let the people around you take control of your life.

I'm startled at how i take crap from other people and being so used to it that i don't even NOTICE that i'm taking crap from others.

Oh, this is a joke thread? Oh, sorry, i guess i forgot what my own thread was about. Sue me.

Fine, you want a JOKE?

You should never, EVER try to ram another tank with the AMX ELC. It's like a toddler trying to tackle a grown man; it's so laughably pathetic. #WOTJOKES

ColonelMustang · « **Reply #281 on:** January 26, 2016, 01:16:20 pm »

You should never betray the first order you rebel scum.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #282 on:** March 01, 2016, 06:15:55 pm »

It's inadvisable to eat landmines, even if they are painted to look like pies.

Kain (Asher) Eralf · « **Reply #283 on:** March 01, 2016, 09:45:39 pm »

You should...

never stick a battery in your mouth.

never test how deep the water is with both feet.

never go outside. Just don't. Stay in the house. It is safe and warm.

never eat rat poison. It may be labelled "rat" poison, but you just need to trust me on this one.

never trust me.

Keayrin · « **Reply #284 on:** March 01, 2016, 11:23:34 pm »

never miss an opertunity to...... PRAISE THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Kobuk · « **Reply #285 on:** March 02, 2016, 01:23:47 pm »

Never listen to HazardJackal. He doesn't know what the heck he's talking about.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #286 on:** March 02, 2016, 07:42:55 pm »

Quote from: Kobuk on March 02, 2016, 01:23:47 pm

Never listen to HazardJackal. He doesn't know what the heck he's talking about.

Always listen to Kobuk, he always knows what the heck he's talking about.

(Wait a sec, does anyone see a little problem with these two statements?)

Annie1456 · « **Reply #287 on:** March 03, 2016, 12:03:28 am »

Never stand on top of the Empire State Building with an umbrella during a thunderstorm.

Firelight · « **Reply #288 on:** March 03, 2016, 03:56:00 am »

Never chase your tail in traffic.

Keayrin · « **Reply #289 on:** March 06, 2016, 08:50:30 am »

never chase traffic with your tail.

Kain (Asher) Eralf · « **Reply #290 on:** March 08, 2016, 12:34:52 am »

Quote from: Aanu on March 06, 2016, 08:50:30 am

never chase traffic with your tail.

How do you even...?

Never be tall. You hit your head so much, you have to bend down for everything, and people expect you to make fun of short people. They'll bait you into making the short jokes if they have to.

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #291 on:** May 15, 2016, 01:40:11 am »

Never hang a feedbag where a bottle of 120-proof horse liniment may drop in before you then place it over the muzzle of someone in a realistic horse costume...unless it's in the script.

Rocco · « **Reply #292 on:** May 15, 2016, 01:45:09 am »

Never mix chlorine with anything.

Ancusmitis · « **Reply #293 on:** May 15, 2016, 06:48:33 am »

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some_random_wusky · « **Reply #294 on:** May 15, 2016, 08:10:37 am »

never lick lead paint

Rocco · « **Reply #295 on:** May 15, 2016, 02:36:42 pm »

Quote from: Ancusmitis on May 15, 2016, 06:48:33 am

Quote from: Rocco on May 15, 2016, 01:45:09 am
Never mix chlorine with anything.

Except sodium

No, just don't mix chlorine with anything. One mistake and you and anyone near you is going to the hospital or worse.

Furenzied · « **Reply #296 on:** May 16, 2016, 10:44:31 am »

Shave a strangers back in a park

HazardJackal · « **Reply #297 on:** June 26, 2016, 07:16:29 pm »

Never find yourself in the world of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared. Seriously, like what the actual hell is that world. I'm scared.

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #298 on:** June 30, 2016, 02:14:24 am »

...never bluff charge a bison.

Kobuk · « **Reply #299 on:** June 30, 2016, 03:02:09 pm »

Never head butt a ram. It's gonna hurt..........BIG TIME.