There are two from The Expendables 2 that I really like: Barney: "Rumor has it you were dead." Chuck Norris: "Yeah, I heard that too. So how's life treating you?" Then this one: Barney: "I heard another rumor that you were bitten by a King Cobra?" Chuck Norris: "Yeah, I was. But after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died." *The Expendables got nervous*