white isn't a color because chuck norris killed the fourth color, the other three had to fill the fourth colors job
jesus turns water into wine, chuck norris turns water into vodka
the flying spaghetti monster was made when chuck norris cooked
chuck norris was bored with chicken, shellfish, pork and beef, so he found a pig and glared at it, causing it to grow a new muscle, we call this bacon
the meteor in russia only exploded because it remembered chuck norris lives on this planet
the bermuda triangle loses people, in reality, chuck norris just does not want them near his house
when jesus dies, he has to wait three days to respawn, when chuck norris dies well...it is a dream
chuck norris tried to join a buddhist temple, but they said it was already too hard to reach nirvana, they didn't want to raise the bar
chuck norris does not need an army, his imaginary friends can kill you
(made these myself)