Oh, wow....stupid stuff I've done..hmmmm....so many stories...where to start?
one time (I used to be a really, really big pyro) I was blowing up any kind of can that would explode and one just wouldn't blow...so I stood over it and dropped the brick...I was hospitalized.....
Another time, I was drivind down a really curvy dirt road in my VW van, in the middle of the icy-butt michigan winter....I hit somewhere around 80...then lost control of the van and spun out and plowed off the side of the road, still continuing to slide....then ended up facing straight down, an inch from a tree.....I had to hitch-hike back about 50 miles and then drive back to pull it out with an extremely large truck........
another time......I binge drank for maybe 4 days straight (I hit a really depressing period in my life)...then got hold of a car....then broke every traffic law......I can't remember doing any of this, but I was reminded of it by almost everyone I know.....that's why I mostly quit drinking.........
one time I thought it would be fun to drag off of the back of a riding lawnmower, grabbing hold of the trailer hitch....with nobody driving it......I thought I had a pretty good straight shot on the grass along the side of the road, but then the road curved slighty........>>SMASH<<......right into a police car........fortunatly, I was only like 10 yrs old, so the cop let me go....truely one of the nicest officers on the planet
there's so many more stories to tell, but I'm going to bed......