This almost happened to my brother in law. So laugh now... maybe one day it will be your turn!
While pooping out a stubborn turd, experience a massive brain anyerisim at 2am, stop breathing after you inhale terribly spicy chilli you are earlier which you now threw up due to said brain trauma, and turn blue like papa smurf.
Thankfully a cat named peaches saved him by awaking another human who rushed to save him.
But wouldn't that have been a dumb way to die, on the can?