Author Topic: Bugs in the system! (Read 21436 times)

Hayaikawa · « **Reply #50 on:** April 01, 2009, 06:16:30 pm »

O.o

o.O

@.@
"BALRGH!!!!"

Kaloth · « **Reply #51 on:** April 01, 2009, 06:19:08 pm »

Don't worry everyone I think I may have a solution... But first I have to ask, what is your oppinion on zombies?

Hayaikawa · « **Reply #52 on:** April 01, 2009, 06:25:53 pm »

@.@

Blargh?

Arbutus · « **Reply #53 on:** April 01, 2009, 06:31:55 pm »

*slowly rises from the floor, laughing maniacally*

Yessss... yessss! The first of my converts arrives!

I, Aloysius Hopper IV, acting on the orders of our overlord Julius Fleaser III, have launched an infestation the likes of which Furtopia has never seen! No longer will we be at the mercy of flea collars, powders, or sprays! Let us stand behind our overlord! Let us band together to take this forum by force! We shall be victorious!

*passes out cans of Anti-Mammal Spray to Hayaikawa and his fellow fleas*

Kay Alett · « **Reply #54 on:** April 01, 2009, 06:34:59 pm »

*peeks out of the air vent to Hayaikawa and Arbutus*

Blast. Hope someone finds my note...

*Puts on a gas mask and begins to drop industrial strength RAID foggers behind him as he continues on*

Alexandre · « **Reply #55 on:** April 01, 2009, 06:43:57 pm »

*takes a can of Anti-Mammal spray* Yesssss..... yesssss.... yesssss....

... I am in agreement, Aloysius Hopper IV. I, Sir Pulga Feia, will aid you until my death.

Ratchet · « **Reply #56 on:** April 01, 2009, 06:49:26 pm »

In another area of furtopia....

*bursts through a door with flamethrower strapped to back*

So you think you can get the better of me huh? Eat petroleum fueled death you parasitic fiends!

Bwooosh! *empties both fuel tanks in their direction*

What the! no that can't be..................

Hayaikawa · « **Reply #57 on:** April 01, 2009, 06:51:16 pm »

Blargh @.@

*attaches a timer to a can of anti mammal spray and tosses it into a heavily furred section of furtopia*

BLARGH!!!!!!!!!

Kobuk · « **Reply #58 on:** April 01, 2009, 06:54:52 pm »

A green husky starts walking down a solitary hallway, cautiously looking around for fleas and flea infected members. As he turns a corner, an infected rabbit appears not more than 30 feet in front of him.

The rabbit begins to speak in a deep monotone voice:

"We are the Fleadom. Lower your weapons and surrender to us. Your bodies will adapt to serve us. Resistance is futile."

Like hell I will!

Kobuk angrily raises his M40 Automatic Pulse Rifle with anti-flea fogger grenade launcher and 100 round clip of anti-flea viral darts, and a flamethrower, and then shoots of 3 grenades at the position where the rabbit is and begins peppering the rabbit with darts. Kobuk continues to back away all the while using short controlled bursts. He then spies the laundry chute and jumps in sliding down.

Alexandre · « **Reply #59 on:** April 01, 2009, 06:59:27 pm »

*slides down the shoot after Kobuk*

Vlada Drachulf · « **Reply #60 on:** April 01, 2009, 07:01:31 pm »

Sits, surrounded by a moat of vinegar and water, with a can of bug spray, several empty cans surrounding her. "I don't know if I can hang on much more! Darn, that old wives' tale my grandmother told me about vinegar killing fleas isn't much use against these things! I hope we find a solution soon! ACK!!" Quickly sprays another flea as it tries to cross her moat. "Take that!"

Kobuk · « **Reply #61 on:** April 01, 2009, 07:05:15 pm »

Looks up to see Alexandre sliding down after me. Raises the rifle above me and shoots darts at Alexandre. A few find their target.

YES!

Then shoots an explosive grenade above me which tears apart the chute and prevents Alexandre from following due to twisted metal. The husky continues to slide down and comes out of the chute at street level in the back alley where laundry is picked up. He then runs out the alley and down the street.

Kay Alett · « **Reply #62 on:** April 01, 2009, 07:07:49 pm »

Kaloyan sat in the offices, his ears twitched as he heard the sounds of violence outside the building in the streets below. Something slammed against the office door and Kalo's blood ran cold with fear as he heard the sounds of fleas chittering at the door, scratching at it and leaping against it to knock it down. He quickly barracaded the door with a few desks and and went to the air ducts. "God help me if I never see another flea for as long as live it'll be too soon.

He clambered into the duct just as the door exploded open and fleas began pouring inside. He tossed fogger grenades behind him, back into the office.

"I'm not being taken!" He then cried out as he crossed over a pit and lost his grip, falling down the ductwork.

Kaloth · « **Reply #63 on:** April 01, 2009, 07:27:07 pm »

Sits in his comfy chair ignoring the chaos around him and begins to read.

Kobuk · « **Reply #64 on:** April 01, 2009, 07:50:33 pm »

As Kobuk runs down the alley toward the open street, he hears a loud clang behind him. He turns around quickly with his rifle at the ready, laser sight pointed at a fur that just came through the laundry chute that he did. A fur that looks all dirty comes out the laundry chute door in the side of the building. From the looks, it appears to be Kaloyan.

Kay Alett · « **Reply #65 on:** April 01, 2009, 07:55:10 pm »

Kaloyan tumbles out of the chute, covered in dust and with multiple cuts all over. His wings are a mess, having been slammed repeatedly against hard metal walls during his fall. He opens his eyes and coughs as he looks up at Kobuk, then is squashed again as his flamethrower falls out of the chute and lands on top of him.

"Ugh...I need a vacation...."

He staggers to his feet and winces as he tries to move his now broken wings.

Arbutus · « **Reply #66 on:** April 01, 2009, 07:59:14 pm »

*is blinded by anti-flea fog and peppered by darts* Gah! That's right, Kobuk! Run! Leave the building to Overlord Julius Fleaser III and his infestation! Furtopia will be ours! *coughcough* Can't breathe....

*staggers into an empty room and yanks open the window for some fresh air*
Aah! *gasp* Aah. Much better.

Wait, who is that down below? Is that... yessss! Our enemies! They confer in the alley below!

*Tips an oil drum full of Anti-Mammal Spray out the window. It lands between Kobuk and Kalo and bursts open messily.*

FLEAS! ATTACK THEM!

Kobuk · « **Reply #67 on:** April 01, 2009, 08:04:52 pm »

Kobuk rushes toward Kaloyan.

"Come on. No time to be sitting down on the job." he says with a laugh. "We've got to get out of here." Kobuk then helps Kaloyan to his feet and they both make their way toward the street and get a taxi to take them to the nearest Furtopian National Guard Armory building.
"We'll get you patched up there, Kaloyan, and then make final assault plans for taking back the building and rescuing as many as we can. If we can't take back the building, then I've got orders to set the self destruct system. If we can't get the rest of the members out, then I'm sorry. Casualties of war I guess. The needs of the entire Furtopian city outweigh the needs of a few survivors inside a building. WE HAVE TO CONTAIN THIS FLEA INFESTATION! Whatever the cost!"

Alexandre · « **Reply #68 on:** April 01, 2009, 08:05:30 pm »

*realizes his plan to follow Kobuk has been foiled*

Drat! My plan to follow Kobuk has been foiled! There must be another way...

*sees McMajik underneath the hole in the vent*

Hmm...

*jumps on him*

Kobuk · « **Reply #69 on:** April 01, 2009, 08:07:59 pm »

(OOC: I'll be back, folks. Going to get dinner and then finish a few chores around the apt.)

Kay Alett · « **Reply #70 on:** April 01, 2009, 08:11:58 pm »

Kaloyan went with Kobuk, climbing into the cab and listening as he laid out his plan, the pain of his ruined wings filled his body but he tried not to show it. "Urgh! I agree. We can't let these.....Fleas!....Take our home......*pant pant pant* Kobuk.. The possession isn't all viral, we can save them I think. We have to get the leg spines out of them. They come of the fleas legs, like hairs or something. They stick 'em in you.....ugh...... and that helps them control you I think. But I've only just....seen it happen..."

(OOC: Actually I have to take a break as well for a bit.)

Blastdav · « **Reply #71 on:** April 01, 2009, 08:51:30 pm »

It's.. Working! *Evil laugh!* Furries all over are buying flea collars, armoury and other items to defend themselves against the threat! Guess who purchased all the stocks in the companies that sell those things! Now I'm rich and I'm in a safe room where they can't get at me! Soon all the furries will be turned into mindless zombie fleas then I will have the power and the money to allow the Dragons to rise up following me and take over Furtopia once and for all! *Watches the chaos continue as he sits in his safe room in a hidden location* Any one want to be spaired a place in the new Scalietopia throw yourselves at my mercy and I'll consider it ^_^

Arbutus · « **Reply #72 on:** April 01, 2009, 08:53:42 pm »

*gasp*

A plot twist!!

Kaloth · « **Reply #73 on:** April 01, 2009, 08:55:31 pm »

Hmmmm.... Hey Blast, is a mountain of gold and a lich entice you to spare me? If not I could probably use a polymorph to become a dragon.

Prince Karo · « **Reply #74 on:** April 01, 2009, 08:57:42 pm »

Ah, Aloysius Hopper, Pulga Feia, good to see you both have acquired hosts!

Nothing can stop us now!