*Stand tall at the base of the giant Kada reverting to default form*
Know this Kada, and all you who have fallen to the sway of this tyrant, yes I say tyrant for you are no more than that. What you propose is tyranny of the highest order, for you propose to mandate existence itself. Are we not entitled to be as we choose? Must we conform to this monstrous form of mandates? I say no! They bring their technology in attempts to subdue us. You have your ray, revel in the short term power that it brings you, oh foolish tyrant, for know that I shall defeat it. You have played your trump, and so I must make mine.
*Flies off to a dusty corner of FURtopia and retrieves his old pirate ship, fully laden with a horde of zombie pirates. Continuing to his secret laboratory to concoct an antidote to the ungulatifier.*
I shall now leave you with my ever ending army of clones. May they pester you well until such a time that I have succeeded.