I, Arbutus, Minister of Information to the Ungulate Revolution, with heavy heart, do bear witness to the below recitation of events agreed upon by UberHoof Liedt, Uniter of the Ungulates, and Kobuk, Leader of the Predator Resistance, and solemnly affirm that it was made in full sincerity.
Witnessed on this first day of April
in Year 1, A.U.R. (After the Ungulate Revolution) --
Arbutus Rabbit.