Quote from Charcoal: " I've seen a lot of rednecks drinking mtn dew by the case try some kinda hound"
I hear ya there budy! How bout a good ole blue-tick hound?
*BURP!*
Kobuk, try using pop can tabs into the suit. Integrate them like chain mail or "Dew Scales ".
some dew cans have silver metal also... so silver glitter fur may work.