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Offline Avor

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My fat cat
« on: July 02, 2011, 11:27:41 pm »


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I don't accualy own a cat, it's accauly pig with fur and fangs. I even wrote a bit of a song for her.(to the tune of hot cross buns)

My fat cat
my fat cat
acts like a queen
eats all she sees
my fat cat

Am I the only who teases their pets like this?
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Offline PupLilith17

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Re: My fat cat
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2011, 01:32:15 pm »
Am I the only who teases their pets like this?
*looks around*
....no
i do a bit with my dog
her names princess(unoriginal name)
and she petrified of my cat(delabete)
who is still a kitten
and princess is like full grown
letting 'bete push her around
its alittle funny
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Re: My fat cat
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2011, 12:11:53 am »
I have a cat, she is also quite fat. Her name is Bell so I call her Belly.
Sometimes she gets called Mrs. Pots on occasion.
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Re: My fat cat
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2011, 03:22:51 pm »
I have called my fat cat (22 lbs of tuxedo) Mr. Piggy when he tucks into a meal, makes eating noises. :D I also have a hard time not poking, or rubbing his belly, calling him Buddha belly kitty.

Have not seen him in a month. He has lost some weight, now that he is an outside cat, but he has buffed up. I'll need to be careful, he may take a finger if I poked him now. :o
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Re: My fat cat
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2011, 10:40:21 am »
my cat has only been outside maybe six times in his whole life...and because of all that energy he runs around the house all day. I don't see how this relates to being fat since hes like 13 pounds but hes pretty annoying when he runs up and down the stares...all the time.  x_x So i guess i can tease my cat in the way of calling him a hyper energetic cat.  :D

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Re: My fat cat
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2011, 09:00:09 pm »
I have called my fat cat (22 lbs of tuxedo) Mr. Piggy when he tucks into a meal, makes eating noises. :D I also have a hard time not poking, or rubbing his belly, calling him Buddha belly kitty.

Have not seen him in a month. He has lost some weight, now that he is an outside cat, but he has buffed up. I'll need to be careful, he may take a finger if I poked him now. :o

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Re: My fat cat
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2011, 04:35:14 pm »
my snake is so fat and big that its a war just to hold him up!

im serious XD

he bit me right on my face once,wasnt pretty  :o
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