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Elite Ungulate Special Forces
« on: July 23, 2010, 12:45:25 pm »
This has been a good week for the Ungulate United local #416. We successfully tested our new elite "Shock Troops" in action. Thats right Furries, we are now Airborne! The skies of Furtopia are no longer in control of Predators only. Here is our official News Release on the beginning of a new campaign in the protection of the Ungulate Order from teh oppression of the Cornivores.

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Re: Elite Ungulate Special Forces
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2010, 12:53:20 pm »
Yes, but it's a donkey with a parachute. Need I say more?
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Re: Elite Ungulate Special Forces
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2010, 01:19:56 pm »
I know what you mean. It like makes you speechless at the abilities of the ungulates. I'm glad you understand.
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Re: Elite Ungulate Special Forces
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2010, 01:32:08 pm »
On an out-of-character note, this is actually pretty horrible. :(

In character again, think of the potential of this new development! Can you imagine having a donkey fall on you from above? Or a Clydesdale? Or an elephant? QUAKE WITH FEAR, CORNIVORES.
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Re: Elite Ungulate Special Forces
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2010, 01:39:52 pm »
You guys are acting like it is something new (hoofed animals in the air) but the have been up there for thousands of years. Must I remind you of the winged horse? (side note, do you all claim the horse-fly as one of your brothers?)
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Re: Elite Ungulate Special Forces
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2010, 02:11:30 pm »
Out of character, I think I agree with Old Rabbit, that is horrible, that poor donkey was probably scared out of its mind, however tiny it may be :P

In character, I think it's time for me to organize my Secret Police and Dragon Riders to intercept and destroy :goldbloody:
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Re: Elite Ungulate Special Forces
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2010, 02:58:55 pm »
Quote from: James Moon on July 23, 2010, 01:39:52 pm
do you all claim the horse-fly as one of your brothers?
That would explain why they're so annoying.
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Re: Elite Ungulate Special Forces
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2010, 03:15:40 pm »
Ungulates will fly the days pigs fl--


..Oh wait.
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Re: Elite Ungulate Special Forces
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2010, 03:28:36 pm »
Quote from: Shim on July 23, 2010, 03:15:40 pm
Ungulates will fly the days pigs fl--


..Oh wait.
All pigs are ungulates, but not all ungulates are pigs.

..Oh wait.
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Re: Elite Ungulate Special Forces
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2010, 03:38:28 pm »
That's it, Spirit. No more lip out of you. You're going to kitty jail. >:(

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Re: Elite Ungulate Special Forces
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2010, 03:52:02 pm »
Quote from: Arbutus on July 23, 2010, 03:38:28 pm
That's it, Spirit. No more lip out of you. You're going to kitty jail. >:(


I haz fone call. I call Carnivores, tell dem i wuz trapped.
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Re: Elite Ungulate Special Forces
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2010, 04:16:57 pm »
The list of flying carnivores is high in number Liedt, all you have are Pegasi and Parachute donkey over there.
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Re: Elite Ungulate Special Forces
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2010, 05:05:06 pm »
On a serious note: That incident is pretty despicable.  :goldpissed: I really hope they catch the people who pulled that stunt. I really do.
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Re: Elite Ungulate Special Forces
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2010, 05:07:03 pm »
Quote from: Liedt on July 23, 2010, 01:19:56 pm
I know what you mean. It like makes you speechless at the abilities of the ungulates. I'm glad you understand.
Yes, you ungulates never seemed very smart. I'm surprised you're finally catching up.
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Re: Elite Ungulate Special Forces
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2010, 06:07:29 pm »
Smart enough to be down about 20 to 1 odds of Cornivores to Ungulates, yet, every day we are winning the cold war more and more.

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Re: Elite Ungulate Special Forces
« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2010, 06:31:52 pm »
So you've just shown the world how cruel and vicious you really are, and think this will gain you support? Bravo, leidt, bravo...
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Re: Elite Ungulate Special Forces
« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2010, 06:51:57 pm »
Quote from: McMajik on July 23, 2010, 06:31:52 pm
So you've just shown the world how cruel and vicious you really are, and think this will gain you support? Bravo, leidt, bravo...

He's beginning to think like a true Dark Lord *sniff*  I am so proud of you *wipes away tears of joy*
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Re: Elite Ungulate Special Forces
« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2010, 09:05:20 pm »
I was gonna shoot that parachute, then I decided that wouldn't be too nice. :o
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Re: Elite Ungulate Special Forces
« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2010, 12:24:43 pm »
I'm afraid it won't be too long until they develop the concrete donkey.
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Re: Elite Ungulate Special Forces
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2010, 02:47:36 pm »
Quote from: Sky Striker on July 24, 2010, 12:24:43 pm
I'm afraid it won't be too long until they develop the concrete donkey.
Powerful. Powerful against WORMS, that is. *girly shriek* EEEEEE! The worms are sooo, like, strong! I'm sooo glad that they are always there to protect us!
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Re: Elite Ungulate Special Forces
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2010, 07:07:28 pm »
No matter how many ungulates you send up into the air with parachutes, us birds will always dominate the sky.
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Re: Elite Ungulate Special Forces
« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2010, 08:22:07 pm »
Don't forget about "Operation Dumbo Drop".

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Re: Elite Ungulate Special Forces
« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2010, 09:45:27 pm »
Quote from: Liedt on July 25, 2010, 08:22:07 pm
Don't forget about "Operation Dumbo Drop".


Yeah, but what about the soldier under the elephant? Are you risking one of your own for a few of the other? Bravo... Oh? What's that? No, I really do love your idea. So what if you kill a few ungulates? It won't matter... :)
Hey cornivores, go hide from falling elephants, I'm busy trying to sweet talk Liedt into sacrificing his soldiers.
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Re: Elite Ungulate Special Forces
« Reply #23 on: July 27, 2010, 05:55:22 am »
Quote from: LordFenrir on July 23, 2010, 06:51:57 pm
Quote from: McMajik on July 23, 2010, 06:31:52 pm
So you've just shown the world how cruel and vicious you really are, and think this will gain you support? Bravo, leidt, bravo...

He's beginning to think like a true Dark Lord *sniff*  I am so proud of you *wipes away tears of joy*

Who now? Cus Leidt's an ameature who couldnt organise an uprising against an untidy room in his house >.>
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Re: Elite Ungulate Special Forces
« Reply #24 on: July 27, 2010, 10:17:19 am »
I can at least organize proper spelling and punctuation in my replies. But becareful now Mcmagik, your replies are bording on personal attacks not in the nature of the inherent humor of the phread.
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