Author Topic: Ungulate Traffic Jam (Read 4952 times)

Cimarron · « **on:** September 07, 2010, 06:36:10 pm »

So... this carnivore was driving thru Montana... just minding his own business, rocken out to Raspberry Beret on the radio when I stumbled upon it. An Ungulate traffic jam. At first I thought I could just slip by... but no. They could sense I was a carnivore, and they were out for revenge. Thinking with my quick wolf-dog instincts I opened my glove box and reached for my bottle of steak sauce. Brandishing it and swearing to use it, they quickly dispersed.

That was for you Liedt!

Arbutus · « **Reply #1 on:** September 07, 2010, 07:42:06 pm »

Hahaha, I had one of those too in Montana! I was all the way at the end of a dead-end dirt road when an alarmingly large herd of cows just wandered out of the pines and directly in front of my car. I slammed on the brakes... and proceeded to wait for about ten minutes for them to take their sweet time getting out of the road. They were clearly in no hurry. Two of them decided it would be fun to stand in front of my car and stare at me blankly without moving. I was like, "Cows, I support your noble quest to rise up against your cornivore oppressors and restore the herbivores to their rightful status as rulers of all Furtopia, but this has got to stop."

Where was the picture taken?

Cimarron · « **Reply #2 on:** September 07, 2010, 08:19:07 pm »

Quote from: Arbutus on September 07, 2010, 07:42:06 pm

Hahaha, I had one of those too in Montana! I was all the way at the end of a dead-end dirt road when an alarmingly large herd of cows just wandered out of the pines and directly in front of my car. I slammed on the brakes... and proceeded to wait for about ten minutes for them to take their sweet time getting out of the road. They were clearly in no hurry. Two of them decided it would be fun to stand in front of my car and stare at me blankly without moving. I was like, "Cows, I support your noble quest to rise up against your cornivore oppressors and restore the herbivores to their rightful status as rulers of all Furtopia, but this has got to stop."

Where was the picture taken?
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I was actually driving down the interstate, and I saw an exit sign for "Bad Route Road" Naturally, being a curious wolf-dog, I had to see why it was so bad. Im guessing the gangs of loose cows running free may have something to do with it.

Kr2i · « **Reply #3 on:** September 07, 2010, 10:58:14 pm »

well at least you don't have Ungulates spying on you from your back yard like I do

Cimarron · « **Reply #4 on:** September 08, 2010, 07:00:59 am »

Quote from: Kr2i on September 07, 2010, 10:58:14 pm

well at least you don't have Ungulates spying on you from your back yard like I do

uuuuhhhh... I live in Indiana... theres lots of ungulates round these parts.

Bai · « **Reply #5 on:** September 08, 2010, 01:03:12 pm »

Lol, once me and a friend got stuck on a country road because there was about 200 sheep in the way, :V We were there for ages.

489109 · « **Reply #6 on:** September 08, 2010, 04:02:12 pm »

Saw this post early this morning but was unable to repond to it then as I was running a weee bit late. There is only one thing that I found disturbing about the whole situation. Why does Cimarron keep a bottle of BBQ sauce in his car? I'm not totally sure I agree with this. You're added to the list!

Cimarron · « **Reply #7 on:** September 08, 2010, 07:21:51 pm »

Quote from: Liedt on September 08, 2010, 04:02:12 pm

Saw this post early this morning but was unable to repond to it then as I was running a weee bit late. There is only one thing that I found disturbing about the whole situation. Why does Cimarron keep a bottle of BBQ sauce in his car? I'm not totally sure I agree with this. You're added to the list!

I keep steak sauce in my car... well... OK... BBQ sauce too. Dosent everyone?

Alsek · « **Reply #8 on:** September 08, 2010, 10:04:10 pm »

This is what large trucks with pilots or, "Cow catchers," attached to the fronts are for.

I bring Tabasco sauce which is actually pretty good with ground beef.

489109 · « **Reply #9 on:** September 08, 2010, 10:05:05 pm »

Quote from: Alsek on September 08, 2010, 10:04:10 pm

I bring Tabasco sauce

And added to the list!

Alsek · « **Reply #10 on:** September 08, 2010, 10:06:21 pm »

Quote from: Liedt on September 08, 2010, 10:05:05 pm

Quote from: Alsek on September 08, 2010, 10:04:10 pm
I bring Tabasco sauce

And added to the list!

Christmas card list, or evil paramilitart revolutionary hitlist?

489109 · « **Reply #11 on:** September 08, 2010, 10:11:38 pm »

Quote from: Alsek on September 08, 2010, 10:06:21 pm

Christmas card list, or evil paramilitart revolutionary hitlist?

Yes

Kobuk · « **Reply #12 on:** September 08, 2010, 10:48:55 pm »

*hands out A1 steak sauce, BBQ sauce, & Tabasco sauce to anyone who wants it*

Alsek · « **Reply #13 on:** September 08, 2010, 11:00:32 pm »

Quote from: Kobuk on September 08, 2010, 10:48:55 pm

*hands out A1 steak sauce, BBQ sauce, & Tabasco sauce to anyone who wants it*

<3

489109 · « **Reply #14 on:** September 08, 2010, 11:07:51 pm »

Alsek · « **Reply #15 on:** September 08, 2010, 11:19:57 pm »

Quote from: Liedt on September 08, 2010, 11:07:51 pm

*Hands out dog sized bath tubs for all Ungulates to carry, filled with cold water and flea dip.*

Whatever suits you Liedt...

~But i can't imagine that tasting very good.

Serra Belvoule · « **Reply #16 on:** September 08, 2010, 11:22:48 pm »

Do not be fooled! This is another step of the revolution!!!
BE AWARE!!

Alsek · « **Reply #17 on:** September 09, 2010, 06:33:22 am »

Good news Leidt! I have helped in the more formal creation of your peoples new (or traditional?) food sauce! I'll be sure to start distributing this product to every ungulate as a sign of good will.

It's Flealilicious!

489109 · « **Reply #18 on:** September 09, 2010, 07:10:27 am »

/ooc That's funny, great job. Not where I was going, but great spin.

Arbutus · « **Reply #19 on:** September 09, 2010, 07:58:36 am »

"Does not contain cold or water."

489109 · « **Reply #20 on:** September 09, 2010, 10:34:33 am »

After careful consideration, I am going to fully accept and adopt this product as "Good Will". This a really efficient ~~weapon~~ tool we can use for ~~drive~~ trot-by dog bathings. Hoof held portable dog bathing bottles. I love it!

Alsek · « **Reply #21 on:** September 09, 2010, 05:50:57 pm »

Quote from: Liedt on September 09, 2010, 10:34:33 am

After careful consideration, I am going to fully accept and adopt this product as "Good Will". This a really efficient ~~weapon~~ tool we can use for ~~drive~~ trot-by dog bathings. Hoof held portable dog bathing bottles. I love it!

Oh how bout that... Ran out of supplies in the test stages. Also, this is not carnivore tested, and the product is highly corrosive. We have only tested it on Ungulates so far. For ungulate internal use only.

Hoagiebot · « **Reply #22 on:** September 10, 2010, 10:28:17 am »

Aw, how cute! A road that is filled with unprocessed cheeseburgers! Luckily, as an evil tool-wielding human, I have the perfect tool to use in such a situation! It's called a meat grinder! White Castle burgers anyone?

489109 · « **Reply #23 on:** September 10, 2010, 11:02:10 am »

^ Added to the list.

Serra Belvoule · « **Reply #24 on:** September 10, 2010, 04:28:52 pm »

Quote from: Liedt on September 10, 2010, 11:02:10 am

^ Added to the list.

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