I just started playing a really cool MMO right now. It's called "Life". It's really great. Gameplay involves going out of your house and interacting with the real world. You get to travel to interesting places, meet and interact with all sorts of interesting people, and use and buy all sorts of interesting things. 
But of course, there's bad things to this MMO too. Not everybody is nice. There's rules and laws to follow. And there's times where the weather isn't that good either. But all in all, it's a really good game. I highly suggest that everybody check it out. It's really fun! 
In a sad twist of fate, i didn't realize that you were joking till half way through your post. Shame on me.
Also, World of Tanks. Yeah.
