A rant thread! ^__^ Just kidding, i won't get too riled up, and i promise not to set people on fire... like last time <.< >.> <.< Heh heh...
Ooooh... where to start... Ah, people i don't know who try to talk to me with no explainable reason. I can't stand when that happens. Also, when somebody you knew from a long time ago recognizes you and tries to get you to join whatever it is they might be doing at the moment. Only happened a couple of time, but it's irritating nonetheless. This is more annoying than anything else, but worth mentioning, i suppose.
Oooh yeeeah, and people who get unreasonably annoyed with traffic and street lights. Seriously people, are you that impatient? I don't care if that light takes a full three minutes, as so long as we get where we're going much faster than if we had walked. That guy in front of you driving too slow? Deal with it. If you're that irritable while driving, in my opinion, you shouldn't be driving to begin with. And don't get me started on text messaging while behind the wheel. That's why you carpool and have one of the passengers do that crap for you. Then again, i just hate cars to begin with, so i suppose none of this should come as much of a surprise. Once again, a mere pet peeve compared to the utter infuriation that i'm about to get to.
Ah, and finally, people who smoke in the wrong places. First of all, i absolutely despise the people who smoke RIGHT NEXT TO THE [NO SMOKING] SIGN!! You have no idea how much that pisses me off. Great fun to have to walk through a reeking cloud of death as you exit a building. And then there are those times where you're having a great time out at lunch, when some guy pulls up gets out of his car and lights one up. Oh yeah... AND THEN HE SITS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. Day: Ruined. Nothing turns a smile around like being in the jet stream of the airborne asphyxiation that drifts out of his deathstick. Seriously people, if you want to smoke, dig a hole in the ground, or find some abandoned building or something. I don't care what you do, but it's incredibly rude to smoke too close to other people. Now, if you're smoking and some other people come after the fact, i say you have rights to the area, for the moment anyway. But if a group of people are sitting at a table, don't sit right next to them; a big scary monster might burst out of the ground and eat you. (Of course, said monster would have absolutely nothing to do with [Project Big Scary Monster], an extremely ambitious and dangerous project i'm currently working on.)
Aaahhhhhhhhhh.... that felt good... Heh, Ahem, Alright! Chop chop! Back to the lair, plotting to do, things to blow up, horribly unspeakable acts to... um... enact... Ha! It's just another working day for me. *Runs off while skipping and singing Skip to my Lou.*