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Title: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Demoncat_thing on July 03, 2007, 02:18:30 am
Stolen from another forum: Simply say how the poster above will perish.

Dies of non-existence.
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Post by: Scrimno on July 03, 2007, 03:05:31 am
You're gonna die of lonliness, not being able to find another demon/cat/squid thingy for a mate. Unless you can reproduce asexually, in which case most cephalopod species perish soon after laying their eggs.
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Post by: redguardian on July 03, 2007, 03:51:19 am
your gonna die from trying to pronounce anthropomorphicationalisticality process about 20 times



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Post by: Katra on July 12, 2007, 07:47:54 pm
^ will be hit on the head with a dictionary.
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Post by: Paws on July 12, 2007, 09:39:06 pm
^ Will die of Post overload!
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Post by: Ickyrus on July 16, 2007, 03:01:14 am
^ Will die a slow and furry death, IN A FURPILE!!! *Pounces on paws* FURPILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: redguardian on July 16, 2007, 08:47:04 pm
will die from eating too many red's
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Post by: Katra on July 19, 2007, 11:27:33 pm
^ will be eaten by random fur.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on July 19, 2007, 11:46:31 pm
You'll eventually get an avatar. But it will be so irritated that you kept it waiting, it will destroy you. (:
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Post by: redguardian on July 20, 2007, 02:13:07 am
^ will die from stabbing himself with his hair
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Post by: Serge Wolf on July 20, 2007, 03:54:18 am
^Will die from never being released from a poke-ball



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Post by: Psylent Wulf on July 20, 2007, 12:08:59 pm
^ Will die from getting an additude ajustment...=p
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Post by: Paws on July 20, 2007, 10:26:01 pm
^ will die from a Buffalo rampaging though new york
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Post by: Katra on July 20, 2007, 10:34:22 pm
^ will be pouncehugged to death.
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Post by: Serge Wolf on July 20, 2007, 11:18:13 pm
^will die from being too big for a body
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Post by: daviewonder156 on July 21, 2007, 07:41:17 pm
^will die from been hit by a OAP on a bike:D
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Post by: Serge Wolf on July 21, 2007, 09:15:46 pm
^ Will die by by melting.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on July 23, 2007, 04:24:43 pm
Will die from staring too long.
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Post by: Paws on July 23, 2007, 06:08:43 pm
^ will die from the long term effects of pointy hair disorder
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Post by: Serge Wolf on July 24, 2007, 04:16:59 am
^Will die from extinction
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Post by: Katra on July 25, 2007, 11:47:11 pm
^ Will be strangled by his scarf.
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Post by: Ickyrus on July 26, 2007, 02:48:16 am
Will be frightened to death... BOO!
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on July 26, 2007, 09:31:46 am
Will be assasinated with her own gun by a mysterious furry...
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Post by: Ickyrus on July 27, 2007, 02:44:04 am
^ will die in jail, convicted of conspiracy to commit the murder of a sweet, *cough* cuddly, teddy bear! XP
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Post by: redguardian on July 28, 2007, 04:08:45 pm
^ will die from over stuffige
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Post by: Katra on July 28, 2007, 09:10:20 pm
^ will be accidently stepped on and squashed.
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Post by: redguardian on July 28, 2007, 10:03:42 pm
^ will get the death sentance for murdering a micro
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Post by: Ickyrus on July 30, 2007, 03:46:15 am
^ will get vacuumed! You shouldn't play in the dust piles!
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Post by: redguardian on July 30, 2007, 12:15:15 pm
will be torn and loose all her stuffing
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Post by: Scheer on July 30, 2007, 03:47:35 pm
Caught in a jar, and forgotten about, eather starving, dieing of thirst, or lack of oxygen.
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Post by: redguardian on July 31, 2007, 04:22:17 pm
^ will die from playing in a killer bee's nest
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Post by: cedric the lost on July 31, 2007, 04:42:20 pm
^ will die when the makers of pokemon finally give up :p
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Post by: redguardian on July 31, 2007, 05:01:41 pm
^ will die when the t-virus effect runs low
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Post by: Black Foot on July 31, 2007, 05:02:45 pm
^ Will die from being over charred by a charizard
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Post by: redguardian on July 31, 2007, 07:29:38 pm
^ will die from being stampeded on while freeing the furries
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Post by: jarekojosh on August 01, 2007, 07:39:00 pm
*will be mistaken for a pokemon toy, packaged in a little clear plastic baggy and put in a box of cereal and shipped off to Alaska, where you will die of lack of air and/or starvation just as the little boy or girl opens your bag and plays with you*

(shivers) Ehhh! This game..... morbid..... :O
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Post by: redguardian on August 01, 2007, 11:14:08 pm
^ will die from being caught and lack of water oxygen
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Post by: Katra on August 02, 2007, 02:54:58 pm
^ will be swallowed.
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Post by: redguardian on August 02, 2007, 05:37:31 pm
^ will be food poisened by eating bad mewtwo
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Post by: Katra on August 03, 2007, 05:35:22 pm
^ eaten by snake.
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Post by: redguardian on August 03, 2007, 05:41:14 pm
^ will get trapped in a hardware store without food for 2 weeks
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Post by: Katra on August 04, 2007, 11:03:45 pm
^ run over by a skateboard.
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Post by: redguardian on August 04, 2007, 11:14:42 pm
^ from trying to limbo
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on August 04, 2007, 11:18:50 pm
^ Killed by another Mewtwo... 1 level higher than you!  :D
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Post by: redguardian on August 05, 2007, 12:54:41 am
^ will be mistaken for vegeta and get attacked by frieza, who somehow came back



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Post by: Katra on August 09, 2007, 01:33:07 pm
^ struck by meteorite.
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Post by: Twizler the skunk on August 09, 2007, 09:04:04 pm
^ Will drown to death by a misfortunet porta-potty accident.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on August 10, 2007, 12:06:07 am
^ Killed by that crazy Usurper King Zant.



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Post by: Katra on August 10, 2007, 10:19:18 pm
^ lynched by balloon lovers.
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Post by: redguardian on August 12, 2007, 07:52:46 pm
put on display as tallest couger ever



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Post by: Kobo-Kun on August 12, 2007, 10:29:01 pm
^ Commits suicide after loosing the crazy contest. (Zant Won)
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Post by: redguardian on August 13, 2007, 07:47:26 pm
^ will trip on a puddle and stab himself with his hair
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Post by: Katra on August 16, 2007, 04:44:04 pm
^ gored by a bull.
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Post by: redguardian on August 16, 2007, 08:21:56 pm
^ from diving into the deep end of a pool
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Post by: Juno on August 16, 2007, 09:41:12 pm
/\ eaten by a very hungry giant pikachu.
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Post by: redguardian on August 16, 2007, 11:09:29 pm
^ will be to mellow to go get himself food
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on August 16, 2007, 11:24:41 pm
^ Death from an insanity overdose.
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Post by: Katra on August 17, 2007, 11:16:33 pm
^ engaged mountain goat in butting contest.
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Post by: Seratuhl on August 18, 2007, 03:56:53 am
^ Death by cruel Fursecution
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Post by: Katra on August 18, 2007, 11:28:44 pm
^ computer virus.
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Post by: Seratuhl on August 20, 2007, 06:31:24 am
^ Was Defenestrated from a tower
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Post by: Kivva on August 20, 2007, 10:15:36 am
^slipped on a banana peel.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on August 20, 2007, 11:39:05 am
^ falls through a trapdoor into a land of pure evil, and is consumed by it.
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Post by: Psylent Wulf on August 20, 2007, 12:52:56 pm
^ dies of natural causes..........how original
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Post by: Kivva on August 20, 2007, 04:38:47 pm
^ Chokes on a chicken bone!

(I told you not to give him the bones! *flinch!*)
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Post by: Seratuhl on August 20, 2007, 10:25:36 pm
^ Death by curiosity
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on August 21, 2007, 03:02:03 pm
^ Consumed by your own darkness.
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Post by: Katra on August 23, 2007, 07:27:46 pm
^ strangled by balloon vendor.
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Post by: Paws on August 23, 2007, 08:16:27 pm
^ You Catch super duper keyboard overuse illness, Do not pass go, do not collect £200
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Post by: Katra on August 24, 2007, 05:18:28 pm
^ sucked into giant vacuum cleaner.
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Post by: Kwan on August 27, 2007, 12:03:58 am
^  Ennui done you in.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on August 27, 2007, 11:32:37 pm
^ Crushed by all these posts.
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Post by: redguardian on August 29, 2007, 05:38:19 pm
^ from a random battle
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on August 29, 2007, 09:53:13 pm
^ Captured by a trainer, and suffocates because there aren't any air holes in the pokeball.

Ah... Okay then, Masterball.




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Post by: redguardian on August 29, 2007, 10:17:44 pm
^ from an voltorbs explosion
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Post by: Kwan on August 30, 2007, 02:24:54 am
^  Common cold.  Go figure.
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Post by: Katra on August 30, 2007, 07:36:58 pm
^ choked on a lump of cheese.
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Post by: redguardian on August 31, 2007, 04:12:38 pm
^ from running into a ceiling fan going 50 mph
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Post by: Seratuhl on September 01, 2007, 06:13:19 am
^ Killed by SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!!!!!!! :p
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Post by: redguardian on September 01, 2007, 09:09:54 am
^ over hugged and will have his spine severed by a dragon bearhug
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Post by: Paws on September 02, 2007, 09:13:23 pm
^ ill be sat on
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on September 03, 2007, 12:21:15 am
^ Your stripes seem to be 'a separate entity' and creep up on you.
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Post by: redguardian on September 03, 2007, 02:11:02 pm
^ from a voodoo doll
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Post by: Katra on September 04, 2007, 06:12:33 pm
^ sucked dry by giant spider.
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Post by: Kivva on September 06, 2007, 10:34:54 am
^ Ironically choked on a 'lifesaver'. :(
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on September 06, 2007, 11:52:39 pm
^ "SUPER-SPECIAL-SECRET-CHOCOLATEY-AWSOME-ATTACK" Your dead.
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Post by: Katra on September 06, 2007, 11:54:58 pm
^ Pouncehugged into mush by a dragon.
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Post by: Kivva on September 07, 2007, 08:31:08 am
^ Suffocates beneathn ten tons of fanmail.
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Post by: Paws on September 07, 2007, 02:40:26 pm
^ Will be cute'ed to death....BY ME!
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Post by: Katra on September 07, 2007, 11:23:39 pm
^ Shot from a cannon.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on September 07, 2007, 11:25:07 pm
^ Hit with Lavi's mallet.
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Post by: Paws on September 07, 2007, 11:30:15 pm
^ hit by the Ban hammer!!1
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Post by: Seratuhl on September 08, 2007, 05:23:23 am
^ Consumed by daemonic succubi O_O
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Post by: Paws on September 08, 2007, 10:33:41 am
^will die from a simple computer virus ^,^
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Post by: Kivva on September 08, 2007, 10:42:24 am
^ Run over while chasing after a shiny!

"I told you, those are hubcabs!!!"
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Post by: Ozzie on September 08, 2007, 12:54:49 pm
^ dies in a tragic catnip accident.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on September 08, 2007, 11:38:17 pm
^ Blasted by a Graviton Beam Emitter.
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Post by: Seratuhl on September 09, 2007, 12:27:55 am
^ Infected by a headcrab!!! O_O
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Post by: Kivva on September 10, 2007, 11:40:09 am
^ Attacks his own reflection in a mirror, and dies after seven years of terrible luck.
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Post by: Katra on September 10, 2007, 07:38:37 pm
^Hit in head by line drive.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on September 10, 2007, 07:42:08 pm
^ Spear through the head. Simple as that.
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Post by: Kivva on September 11, 2007, 01:41:39 pm
^ Run over by a carriage.
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Post by: Ozzie on September 11, 2007, 02:44:08 pm
^ kicked in the head by an elk.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on September 11, 2007, 08:57:08 pm
^ Gets foot bitten off and dies of blood loss.
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Post by: Kivva on September 11, 2007, 10:06:21 pm
^ Eaten by the cat.
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Post by: Katra on September 11, 2007, 10:42:05 pm
^ swallowed by giant snake.
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Post by: Ozzie on September 12, 2007, 09:57:09 am
^ OD's on catnip.
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Post by: Kivva on September 12, 2007, 12:07:18 pm
^ Licked to death by ten thousand insanely cute puppies.
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Post by: Ozzie on September 12, 2007, 01:26:10 pm
^ beaten to death by a nun with a ruler.
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Post by: Katra on September 12, 2007, 11:31:17 pm
^ dehydration due to excessive drooling.
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Post by: Seratuhl on September 13, 2007, 02:32:28 am
^ Hunted down and turned into a fashion piece
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Post by: Kivva on September 13, 2007, 03:20:19 pm
^ Tickled to death by a bunch of rabidly happy furs. :)
_
Quote (Ozzie @ Sep. 12 2007, 1:26 pm)
^ beaten to death by a nun with a ruler.

That would so happen to me!! LMTO!!!
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Post by: Katra on September 13, 2007, 10:42:44 pm
^ Avalanche!
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on September 13, 2007, 11:04:02 pm
^ Thousands of knives shall rain down upon you! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
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Post by: Scrimno on September 13, 2007, 11:57:03 pm
You will have a chibi overload!
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Post by: Kivva on September 14, 2007, 12:26:07 pm
^ Ate a bad mussel. Yuck! (Especially bad if you are a River Otter! )



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Post by: Katra on September 14, 2007, 06:23:46 pm
^ Attacked by killer lobsters.
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Post by: Ozzie on September 16, 2007, 08:58:09 pm
^executed by the Avatar Police.
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Post by: Yorble on September 16, 2007, 09:55:32 pm
^Is pet so much that she thinks she has fleas and dies from a flea medicine overdose.
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Post by: Kivva on September 17, 2007, 09:45:35 am
^ stuck a fork in the toaster!
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Post by: Lava on September 17, 2007, 11:47:15 am
^ Falls down a bottomless pit of d00m
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Post by: Ozzie on September 17, 2007, 12:01:45 pm
^  radiation overdose in an attempt to gain superpowers.
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Post by: Katra on September 17, 2007, 05:47:18 pm
^ overrun by zombie army.
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Post by: Kivva on September 17, 2007, 08:06:35 pm
^ Smacked with Empoleon's Cod of Doom.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on September 17, 2007, 08:27:54 pm
^ Trips onto me and is stabbed with my hair. (Sorry Kivva  :( )
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Post by: Kivva on September 17, 2007, 09:10:20 pm
^ I accidentally bump your elbow, causing your straightening iron to fall into the sink and electrocute you. I was just tryin' to brush my teeth! (Sorry, Bushy! :cry: What? I dunno why we were in the bathroom together! Don't get presumptuous!!! :blush: )
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Post by: Yorble on September 17, 2007, 10:06:16 pm
^ Is shocked from Bushy's electrocution and falls back into the shower and hits her head on a random object.
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Post by: Kwan on September 18, 2007, 03:24:39 am
^  Choked on a hairball.
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Post by: Kivva on September 18, 2007, 10:27:46 am
^ Dies valiantly in battle trying to fight the evil people of NIMH.
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Post by: Katra on September 18, 2007, 08:58:25 pm
^ run over by bus.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on September 18, 2007, 09:06:17 pm
^ Dies from a heart attack (Kira got you!;)
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Post by: Lava on September 19, 2007, 12:17:21 pm
^ Smacked with my Trout of Terror 8D
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Post by: Kivva on September 19, 2007, 03:44:19 pm
^ Is crushed by my Oak of Ominousness!



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Post by: Katra on September 20, 2007, 01:21:04 am
^ strangled by giant octopus.
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Post by: Kwan on September 20, 2007, 02:04:28 am
/\  Death by Giant Rampaging Rubber-Monster from Tokyo
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Post by: Lava on September 20, 2007, 12:20:56 pm
^ Squashed by The Blob.
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Post by: Katra on September 20, 2007, 05:40:47 pm
^ sucked into black hole.
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Post by: weese on September 21, 2007, 05:45:32 pm
will die by falling into a hole and at the bottom of the hole is a device that puts you 1,000,000 feet above the hole and will finely starve to death while falling over and over again.

(EDIT) yes i have a very VERY sick mind. MUHAHAHAHAHA




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Post by: Dex01 on September 21, 2007, 05:52:35 pm
a digger will fall from the sky and crush you.  yes thats right a digger.  exactly why diggers will be raining from the sky on this day I have no clue.
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Post by: weese on September 21, 2007, 08:20:37 pm
one will also hit you
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Post by: Katra on September 21, 2007, 09:00:32 pm
^ overrun by mutant blackberry vines.
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Post by: Lava on September 22, 2007, 01:39:03 pm
^ Eaten by a giant Venus Fly Trap
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Post by: Dex01 on September 22, 2007, 02:51:06 pm
^ killed by Indecisiveness
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Post by: Lava on September 22, 2007, 03:24:55 pm
^ Killed by me slapping him ¬_¬
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Post by: Katra on September 22, 2007, 11:38:02 pm
^ pecked to death by woodpeckers.
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Post by: weese on September 23, 2007, 02:44:27 am
^^got hit by car while i was taking a driving test^^
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Post by: Ickyrus on September 23, 2007, 03:20:50 am
^fell down the non-existent stairs onto the non-existent floor.
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Post by: Lava on September 23, 2007, 07:14:48 am
^ Eaten by a lion
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Post by: Katra on September 23, 2007, 08:53:26 pm
^ choked on a herring.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on September 23, 2007, 11:44:16 pm
^ Has a giant nail driven through his chest.
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Post by: Ickyrus on September 24, 2007, 03:07:28 am
Will slip and miss with the scissors when he tries to cut his hair.
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Post by: Kwan on September 25, 2007, 03:54:50 am
/\  Sucked dry by massive flea infestation
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Post by: Ickyrus on September 25, 2007, 04:33:27 am
^ Drowned in a small pond, by a psychotic labrador with a thingy!
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on September 25, 2007, 07:04:03 pm
^ Dies of a hallucination due to different colored eyes.
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Post by: Kwan on September 27, 2007, 01:35:25 am
/\  Expires from Hair Gel Poisoning
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Post by: Acton on September 27, 2007, 10:50:27 am
/\
What does this button do?
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Post by: Kivva on September 27, 2007, 11:23:19 am
^ Falls headfirst off a stage during his presidential campaign.
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Post by: Katra on September 27, 2007, 02:44:28 pm
^ massive catnip overdose.
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Post by: Kivva on September 27, 2007, 03:44:35 pm
Quote (Katra @ Sep. 27 2007, 2:44 pm)
^ massive catnip overdose.

^ Cracks head on the ground whil trying to imitate an opossum. :)


Why does everyone think I'm a nip-head? I'll admit I'm ditzy, but... I'm naturally like this!! [LMTO
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Post by: weese on September 27, 2007, 07:14:52 pm
while putting on glasses, gets stabbed in the eye. then 45 years latter dies from walking on to a highway and gets hit by a car cause you cant see where your going.
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Post by: Kwan on September 28, 2007, 02:41:45 am
/\  Done in by John Wesley Hardin , because the foxy was snoring too loud.
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Post by: Katra on September 28, 2007, 06:27:48 pm
^ Eaten by army ants.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on September 28, 2007, 07:23:53 pm
^ Slashed 16 times!
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Post by: weese on September 29, 2007, 12:52:33 am
old age in 62.84 years
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Post by: Katra on October 02, 2007, 05:49:46 pm
^ falls into tank full of crabs.
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Post by: Black Foot on October 02, 2007, 07:05:25 pm
will die of old age probably around 53
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Post by: weese on October 02, 2007, 11:56:04 pm
i will kill you cause you took my dumb idea.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on October 05, 2007, 12:28:29 am
^ Killed by everyone else with the same reason.
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Post by: Acton on October 05, 2007, 01:36:02 am
The only room available was at the Bates Motel. The owner want you to meet his mother.
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Post by: Ickyrus on October 06, 2007, 09:25:36 am
^ Stole my cupcake and "accidentally" fell down the stairs.



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Post by: weese on October 07, 2007, 10:03:18 am
choked on a micro SD memory card.
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Post by: Katra on October 09, 2007, 12:38:30 am
^ got lost inside huge snowdrift.
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Post by: weese on October 09, 2007, 07:30:20 am
Will forget to breath.
*




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Post by: weese on October 18, 2007, 11:21:30 pm
Will die of old age.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on October 18, 2007, 11:25:53 pm
^ Twice the death for posting twice in a row.
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Post by: weese on October 18, 2007, 11:28:54 pm
/\ /\  Will bleed to death after stabbing himself on his hair.  /\ /\
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Post by: Katra on October 19, 2007, 04:58:01 pm
^ sat on by bear.
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Post by: weese on October 19, 2007, 10:21:00 pm
/\ /\ Put head in a big fan. /\ /\
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Post by: Katra on October 20, 2007, 05:20:25 pm
^ squashed by huge rock.
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Post by: weese on October 20, 2007, 11:27:55 pm
Put rock on wrong furson.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on October 20, 2007, 11:28:24 pm
^ Stabbed with an Ice Sword.
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Post by: weese on October 20, 2007, 11:30:47 pm
Forgot to breath.
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Post by: Katra on October 21, 2007, 11:27:25 pm
^ stomped by Bigfoot.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on October 21, 2007, 11:40:24 pm
^ Skewered by NatoNatoMinas
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Post by: weese on October 21, 2007, 11:43:05 pm
Bushy will die by falling off the moon.
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Post by: Katra on October 22, 2007, 07:04:48 pm
^ sucked dry by a million fleas.
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Post by: weese on October 23, 2007, 08:24:23 pm
hit with a ban hammer.
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Post by: Foxtrot on October 23, 2007, 11:44:01 pm
^Curiosity. gets them every time.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on October 23, 2007, 11:46:12 pm
^ Flattened by the 'F' in 'Furtopia'.
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Post by: weese on October 24, 2007, 07:53:12 pm
Flattened by the.... ME!!!
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Post by: Katra on October 25, 2007, 05:27:04 pm
^ Hit by rolling stone.
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Post by: weese on October 25, 2007, 11:32:21 pm
Tried to cook a grenade, thinking it was an egg.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on October 26, 2007, 12:02:57 am
^ Pounced right out the window of a 50 story building (top floor, of course)
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Post by: weese on October 26, 2007, 06:35:47 am
forgot to look both ways while crossing the street.......











*SPLAT*
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Post by: Katra on October 26, 2007, 06:36:02 pm
^ mistook a land mine for the Thingy.



BOOM!  :dead:
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Post by: weese on October 26, 2007, 06:51:18 pm
Ate through a  power cord.
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Post by: Albino From About on October 26, 2007, 06:59:54 pm
^Gets CAT-apulted into a castle wall.
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Post by: weese on October 26, 2007, 07:02:56 pm
Fell out of a bed... that was floating over a volcano.
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Post by: Albino From About on October 26, 2007, 07:11:30 pm
Goes in for a flee dip but upon getting in discovers that the tub was accidentally filled with hot acid.
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Post by: weese on October 26, 2007, 07:30:31 pm
Drank antifreeze.
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Post by: Albino From About on October 26, 2007, 07:49:45 pm
^ is out playing a game of paint ball in the snow when he takes of his goggles to wipe the fog off then a frozen paintball hits him and becomes lodged in his brain. :dead:
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Post by: weese on October 26, 2007, 08:05:52 pm
I love paint ball!

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.......... OW!
 I'm out! I said I'm out already!




Oh, and your air tank explodes and kills you.
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Post by: Albino From About on October 26, 2007, 08:34:31 pm
^ Is outside playing with one of his RC helicopters when it becomes possessed and before he knows this it swoops down out of the sky and decapitates his head with its propeller blades.

And if you haven’t realized it yet I’m using profiles for ideas. :golddevil:
Title: How will the person above you die?
Post by: weese on October 26, 2007, 10:10:58 pm
Ok, you want to play that way, fine then I will to.


While skiing very fast down a hill, you pass right by someone and yell at them to try and scare them, later they kill you with a pickle and duct tape.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on October 27, 2007, 12:16:18 am
^ Injected with a virus that expands your head until it explodes.
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Post by: weese on October 27, 2007, 12:48:46 am
Fur infection.
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Post by: Katra on October 27, 2007, 07:08:06 pm
^ crushed by runaway sled.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on October 28, 2007, 07:03:56 pm
^ Spear through the head. (Hm, did I already do that one...)
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Post by: weese on October 28, 2007, 07:20:56 pm
Fell asleep in a bathtub while making toast.
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Post by: Katra on October 29, 2007, 07:24:49 pm
^ eaten by giant carnivorous plant.
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Post by: weese on October 29, 2007, 08:20:52 pm
fell.
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Post by: Katra on October 30, 2007, 06:20:19 pm
^ ate till he popped.
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Post by: Kwan on October 31, 2007, 05:16:40 am
/\   Death by Elvis (the King gets testy just before suppertime).
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Post by: Katra on October 31, 2007, 11:53:07 pm
^ swept away by flood.
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Post by: Acton on November 01, 2007, 02:11:58 am
OH you think you bad with the hockey mask on   Oh  I am scared look and me shake. What this you got a knife too. I can tell you wh.......................
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Post by: weese on November 01, 2007, 02:30:45 am
Acton will die by falling into a hole, and at the bottom of the hole is a device that puts you 1,000,000 feet above the hole, and you will finely starve to death while falling over and over again.
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Post by: Katra on November 01, 2007, 05:15:38 pm
^ will be battered to death by grapefruit sized hail.
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Post by: weese on November 01, 2007, 05:19:45 pm
Will be killed for not having an avatar.
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 01, 2007, 05:21:30 pm
dog fight. :D
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Post by: weese on November 01, 2007, 05:23:38 pm
gun fight.  :dead:
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 01, 2007, 05:30:20 pm
I bite you and you run wildly into the street.
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Post by: weese on November 01, 2007, 05:33:08 pm
Hit by a plane.
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 01, 2007, 05:35:06 pm
jumped into the ceiling fan.
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Post by: weese on November 01, 2007, 05:43:05 pm
Will fall off the earth.
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 01, 2007, 05:46:35 pm
I smash you in the head for getting in the party, before me :D



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Post by: weese on November 01, 2007, 05:47:50 pm
I will just kill you.
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 01, 2007, 05:50:07 pm
OH, I see how it is,
whats that a falling piñata
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on November 01, 2007, 08:07:43 pm
^ Falls down an elevator shaft.
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 01, 2007, 11:38:32 pm
^ the weight of your fur becomes too much for you and you trip down the stairs.
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Post by: Nemphis on November 02, 2007, 10:49:30 am
spontaniously combust whilst at dinner with the queen of england



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Post by: Tristan Thilorn on November 02, 2007, 11:33:16 am
^ Will be disemboweled whilst impaled on a spike.
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Post by: weese on November 03, 2007, 02:16:12 pm
You will fall up, and never come down.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on November 03, 2007, 02:44:56 pm
^ Attacked by the masked cats.
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 03, 2007, 02:47:14 pm
^ horrible hair coloring accident.
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Post by: weese on November 03, 2007, 03:00:23 pm
Will fall off a bridge.
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 03, 2007, 03:12:43 pm
^ I land on you.
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Post by: weese on November 03, 2007, 03:21:24 pm
And I was holding a knife.
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 03, 2007, 03:31:02 pm
Unfortunatly for you it was the wrong way.
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Post by: weese on November 03, 2007, 04:09:11 pm
So you fall and hit the road.
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 03, 2007, 04:35:28 pm
Since I just fell on you, you rolled with me into the road.
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Post by: weese on November 03, 2007, 05:48:11 pm
And you get hit by a car, while I duck and go under. lol
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 03, 2007, 06:06:38 pm
Hay that not fare :).Unfortunately, the street sweeper right behind the car gets you, LOL
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Post by: Katra on November 03, 2007, 10:24:37 pm
^  fell into manhole and drowned in sewer.
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Post by: Black Foot on November 03, 2007, 10:32:40 pm
^ a helicoper falls on you and explodes to pieces and kills you instantly
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on November 04, 2007, 12:05:19 am
^ Bashed in the head with a spiky ice ball.
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 04, 2007, 12:13:34 am
^ sits on a porcupine.
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Post by: Ickyrus on November 04, 2007, 12:41:15 am
^ Caught in an avalanche
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 04, 2007, 12:56:37 am
^Spanish Inquisition!
Sorry, but I had too.
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Post by: 000DireWolf000 on November 04, 2007, 01:15:42 am
^falls in a pungee pit filled with snakes, scorpions, and the barbs are tipped with poison. Oh yeah and its filled with exploding lava. Then some wild scavengers come and eat your body once the lava cools, because it doesnt kill you instantly.
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 04, 2007, 01:21:19 am
Ohoh evil! ^ zombie eh,
shot to the head with a crossbow, by the resident evil lady.
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Post by: weese on November 04, 2007, 01:31:31 am
Killed by a hit man.
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 04, 2007, 01:41:58 am
Killed by an overly large hug.
Needed to make it nice for once.
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Post by: weese on November 04, 2007, 01:01:54 am
I cant think of a response for that, so I'll just say old age.
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Post by: Ickyrus on November 04, 2007, 01:39:43 am
^ drowned in a pile of plushies.
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Post by: weese on November 04, 2007, 02:00:49 am
Forgot how to use a grenade.
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Post by: Ickyrus on November 04, 2007, 02:03:58 am
Was trying to teach me how to use a grenade
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 04, 2007, 11:47:07 am
^got in my head and went crazy, and forgot how to use the grenade
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Post by: Kwan on November 04, 2007, 03:19:24 pm
^  Someone tried to get into your head.  Literally.
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 04, 2007, 04:05:42 pm
^ well you did say you were a lab rat.
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Post by: Katra on November 04, 2007, 04:56:41 pm
^ skewered by falling icicles.
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 04, 2007, 06:36:11 pm
^ hits his head on a door way.
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Post by: weese on November 04, 2007, 08:54:53 pm
Will fall off the side of the earth.
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Post by: Kwan on November 04, 2007, 11:01:02 pm
^  Dies peaceably in his sleep of old age (well, someone has to).
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on November 04, 2007, 11:08:48 pm
^ Attacked by the BUTTERFLIES!!! (The Teez, to be more precise)
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Post by: weese on November 05, 2007, 10:00:18 pm
Quote (Kwan @ Nov. 04 2007, 11:01 pm)
^  Dies peaceably in his sleep of old age (well, someone has to).

Ummm, thanks... I guess.


Bushy will die for lying.
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 05, 2007, 10:06:51 pm
^ licks himself to death
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Post by: weese on November 05, 2007, 10:30:20 pm
You will forget to wake up, you wont die, but it's almost the same thing.
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Post by: Katra on November 06, 2007, 06:41:02 pm
^ done in by super villain that hates anything cute.
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 06, 2007, 09:09:41 pm
^ A bore you to death trying to pronounce you name correctly.
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Post by: weese on November 06, 2007, 09:21:38 pm
I fall on you.
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Post by: Kwan on November 07, 2007, 01:12:08 am
You fell on Snow Fox.
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Post by: Landrav on November 07, 2007, 01:19:36 am
Kwan cuts herself on her razor-sharp wit.
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 07, 2007, 06:48:18 pm
^ has his music too loud and goes out rocking
(love the avitar, so cute)
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Post by: Furlong on November 07, 2007, 07:56:54 pm
Accidentally isolates exact position in space, and in accordance with Heisenberg, vanishes in a puff of math.
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Post by: weese on November 07, 2007, 08:00:47 pm
Tried to jump off a building, but stubbed his toe, could not get get help and starved to death.
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Post by: Kwan on November 08, 2007, 12:53:24 am
Died of consumption (a macro consumed him).
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Post by: Katra on November 09, 2007, 08:09:44 pm
Proved to be allergic to her own new clothes.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on November 09, 2007, 10:54:09 pm
^ Brain dislocated.
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Post by: weese on November 09, 2007, 11:52:49 pm
Exploded
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Post by: Kwan on November 10, 2007, 09:54:57 pm
/\  Severe allergic reaction to lupins.
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Post by: weese on November 10, 2007, 09:59:33 pm
Hand cramp from posting on furtopia.
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Post by: Ickyrus on November 10, 2007, 10:03:12 pm
^ Followed a group of lemmings off a cliff
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Post by: weese on November 10, 2007, 10:07:49 pm
Will get hit by a parked car.
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Post by: Furlong on November 10, 2007, 11:35:41 pm
crushed to death by random avalanche of cheeseburgers
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Post by: Calufa on November 11, 2007, 12:05:46 am
Blasted to death by an army of warrior robots.
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Post by: Ickyrus on November 11, 2007, 01:19:00 am
There was poison on the screen when he licked it.
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Post by: weese on November 11, 2007, 08:34:04 am
You will fall and break your hip, then die 3 days later from an infection.
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 11, 2007, 02:55:44 pm
Eats way too much cake.
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Post by: Furlong on November 11, 2007, 03:34:52 pm
smothered by overenthusiastic hugging because of flooffy-ness
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Post by: Calufa on November 11, 2007, 04:03:08 pm
Furlong will die from a ruptured stomach and intestine after attempting to break Luke's record for eating boiled eggs.
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Post by: Furlong on November 11, 2007, 04:18:49 pm
Attacked by legions of vicious squirrel ninjas
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Post by: Katra on November 11, 2007, 07:43:13 pm
^ trampled by a horse.
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Post by: Kwan on November 11, 2007, 10:38:51 pm
/\  Trampled by a hearse.



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Post by: Calufa on November 11, 2007, 10:44:36 pm
/\ Eaten by a cannibalistic tribe while hunting for rare orchids.
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Post by: Katra on November 12, 2007, 06:23:12 pm
^ sucked dry by horde of mosquitoes.
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Post by: Furlong on November 12, 2007, 06:58:28 pm
nibbled to death by ducks
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Post by: Cobalt on November 12, 2007, 07:09:36 pm
^ Devoured in a field of carnivorous plants.
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Post by: Calufa on November 12, 2007, 08:55:41 pm
/\Drowns in an olympic sized swimming pool filled with cooked spaghetti noodles
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Post by: weese on November 12, 2007, 09:00:53 pm
Attacked bu Canadian geese.
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Post by: Kwan on November 13, 2007, 02:12:52 am
Attacked by an irate flock of Canada Geese, who snapped after being referred to as Canadian Geese one time too many.

--edit--grammar-nazi's self




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Post by: Ickyrus on November 13, 2007, 02:31:10 am
^ got her head stuck in a jar of raspberry jam.
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Post by: Kwan on November 13, 2007, 03:00:23 am
(No, it was a can of Van DeCamp's beans --obscure reference--)


Just got too clever for his own good, the rest of the body rebelled against the brain in a fit of jealousy.
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Post by: Landrav on November 13, 2007, 03:15:19 am
Gigantic.  Cheesecake.

You fill in the details.
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Post by: weese on November 13, 2007, 08:28:50 am
Landrav was pinked by Blastdav.
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 13, 2007, 05:58:48 pm
^over run by pink and new avitars.
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Post by: Katra on November 13, 2007, 06:35:57 pm
^ Heatstroke after falling in vat of black ink.
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Post by: Furlong on November 13, 2007, 08:24:37 pm
^ dies after hearing the funniest joke ever
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Post by: Calufa on November 13, 2007, 08:51:17 pm
A one-in-a-million freakl accident involving a rubber band and drinking straw.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on November 13, 2007, 10:56:34 pm
^ Looses the Lick-a-thon and commits suicide.
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Post by: weese on November 13, 2007, 11:22:18 pm
Falls off a 100 foot cliff, lives and dies of old age at about 86 years old.
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 14, 2007, 07:32:40 pm
^stepped on by the Think, then eaten by the Blob. Ahh good ol low budget movies.
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Post by: Furlong on November 14, 2007, 07:42:35 pm
Watches last three episodes of Neon Genesis Evangelion, brain shoots self*
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Post by: Cobalt on November 14, 2007, 07:42:42 pm
^ Buried in artifical snow at a ski hill.
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Post by: Furlong on November 14, 2007, 07:59:14 pm
Trampled by hundreds of raging fangirls
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Post by: Calufa on November 14, 2007, 08:59:15 pm
/\ Eaten by zombified earthworms
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Post by: Foxtrot on November 15, 2007, 01:23:12 am
Chocolate^^  :dead:
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Post by: Furlong on November 15, 2007, 09:29:34 am
Dies of cuteness overload from looking at pictures of kittens
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Post by: Katra on November 15, 2007, 06:51:53 pm
Got between mother bear and cub.
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 15, 2007, 06:57:02 pm
^smothered by Furlong's tail.
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Post by: Calufa on November 15, 2007, 06:59:50 pm
/\ Drawn into a newspaper press and crushed
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Post by: Furlong on November 15, 2007, 07:06:59 pm
^ Chokes on a pretzel
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Post by: Calufa on November 15, 2007, 09:14:08 pm
/\ Worlds largest bagel... eating disorder... bagel addiction... you figure it out
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Post by: Furlong on November 15, 2007, 09:16:24 pm
^ accidentally pouncehugs 9 foot tall minotaur with attitude problem.
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Post by: Foxtrot on November 16, 2007, 01:20:11 am
looked at a foreign diplomat the wrong way during United Nations Internship. bad, bad idea.
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Post by: Katra on November 16, 2007, 07:15:49 pm
^ sat on scorpion.
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Post by: Furlong on November 16, 2007, 07:23:01 pm
Killed by own avatar
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Post by: weese on November 16, 2007, 11:27:46 pm
A very serious splinter accident.
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Post by: Calufa on November 17, 2007, 01:48:35 am
Captured by a militant Amish sect and dies of exhaustion on day 1296 while churning butter.
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Post by: Katra on November 17, 2007, 06:04:26 pm
Licked a live wire.
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Post by: Calufa on November 18, 2007, 10:05:55 pm
Trampled at a John Tesh concert.
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Post by: Kwan on November 19, 2007, 04:21:16 am
Torn to pieces at the next convention by a pack of jealous fan-artists.
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Post by: Furlong on November 19, 2007, 09:28:45 am
Attempts to take over world but is killed by a lone hero helped by a crazy old man and a plucky comic relief she overlooked.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on November 19, 2007, 12:08:37 pm
^ Death by the color black.
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Post by: Katra on November 19, 2007, 05:15:37 pm
^ overdose of lemons.
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Post by: Furlong on November 19, 2007, 06:37:35 pm
types 'Google" into Google, computer explodes with force of atomic bomb.
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Post by: Katra on November 20, 2007, 05:01:24 pm
^ huge accumulation of static electricity.
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 20, 2007, 05:57:48 pm
^ over taken by his number of posts and crushed
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 20, 2007, 11:28:53 pm
^ I go back in time and I accidentally kill myself while attempting to win a rally race. :D
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Post by: Calufa on November 20, 2007, 11:31:32 pm
Killed by a paradox created when a future version of himself interacts with a past version of himself.
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Post by: Furlong on November 20, 2007, 11:52:02 pm
Is killed when he says the phrase 'Ziggy Boogy Doog'
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Post by: Kwan on November 21, 2007, 03:02:36 am
Killed by a pack of angry Wesley Crusher fans.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on November 21, 2007, 01:55:02 pm
^ BAM!! (go figure)
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Post by: weese on November 21, 2007, 02:12:43 pm
Hair gel overdose.
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Post by: Foxtrot on November 21, 2007, 05:50:28 pm
the green misty stuff in the avatar was actually chlorine gas. :dead: ^



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Post by: Cobalt on November 21, 2007, 08:21:36 pm
^Crushed by falling apple tree.
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Post by: Furlong on November 21, 2007, 10:55:53 pm
Buried in avalanche of pillows
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on November 22, 2007, 12:12:03 am
^ Dies in a blizzard... of his own fur.  :D
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Post by: Kwan on November 22, 2007, 01:06:45 am
^  Just up & dies one day of no apparent cause.
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Post by: Katra on November 24, 2007, 07:30:10 pm
^ ate cheese till she popped.
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Post by: Furlong on November 24, 2007, 09:51:46 pm
Trampled by a herd of stampeding wildebeest.  What a herd of wildebeest are doing in Oregon is anyones guess
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Post by: 000DireWolf000 on November 25, 2007, 03:02:43 am
^breaks leg on the hunt and freezes to death
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Post by: weese on November 25, 2007, 03:15:46 am
Gets drunk and falls off the Earth.
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Post by: Calufa on November 25, 2007, 07:06:24 pm
/\ Beaten to death by Abe Vigoda
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Post by: Furlong on November 25, 2007, 07:12:36 pm
Travels to Northern Territories of Canada with a deaf wolf, and is found frozen in a glacier 2000 years hence
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Post by: Calufa on November 25, 2007, 07:25:21 pm
Tazered in the eye by Canadian Mounties after insulting their uniforms.
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Post by: Furlong on November 25, 2007, 07:28:42 pm
Clobbered by Vermont State Troopers for mentioning film 'Super Troopers'
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 25, 2007, 10:09:22 pm
^ fleas
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Post by: Calufa on November 25, 2007, 10:30:59 pm
Mugged by an electric scooter gang of elderly men.
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 25, 2007, 10:32:46 pm
^"... how do you kill something that is already dead?" *shot by a silver spike.*
( :D  nice one)
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Post by: Furlong on November 25, 2007, 10:53:46 pm
Hugged to death, 'nuf said.
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Post by: Calufa on November 25, 2007, 11:02:35 pm
Eaten by his pet goldfish Mr. Pickles
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Post by: Furlong on November 25, 2007, 11:04:27 pm
Attacked by anti-zombie brigades.
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 25, 2007, 11:06:19 pm
^cannot find hisself in a blizard.



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Post by: Calufa on November 25, 2007, 11:08:09 pm
Injected full of lemon custard at the doughnut factory.
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Post by: Furlong on November 25, 2007, 11:08:51 pm
Swept up by twister, ends up in Upper Peninsula of Michigan



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Post by: Kwan on November 26, 2007, 02:47:56 am
^  Gets forcibly thrown out of his own fan club, dies of shame
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Post by: Calufa on November 26, 2007, 02:35:28 pm
A horrendous Super Bass-o-Matic '76 accident resulting in a fatal fall onto the children's toy Bag O' Glass (which retails for only $1.98!;)



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Post by: Cobalt on November 26, 2007, 02:44:44 pm
^Unfortunate accident involving a helicopter and the worlds largest cup of coffee (with cream!;)
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Post by: Calufa on November 26, 2007, 08:32:02 pm
Squirrels... Tens of thousands of of angry squirrels... You don't want to see the pictures. *vomits at the mental image*
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Post by: Furlong on November 26, 2007, 08:51:40 pm
Hordes of uncommon punctuation marks storm Calufa's place.
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Post by: weese on November 26, 2007, 09:07:53 pm
Cut by a razor cellphone.
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Post by: Calufa on November 26, 2007, 10:19:11 pm
Buried under 3 metric tonnes of hundred dollar bills.
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Post by: weese on November 26, 2007, 10:30:10 pm
Was killed in a theft that involved 190,957,384 exclamation marks and a wet cat.
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Post by: Snow Fox on November 26, 2007, 10:35:17 pm
Killed by the number 42, because it is the answer to life, universe and everything. :D
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Post by: Katra on November 26, 2007, 10:41:03 pm
^ melted on a hot day.
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Post by: Calufa on November 26, 2007, 11:32:50 pm
Mistaken for the Archbishop for Romania and killed in a plot to overthrow the Romanian gov't.
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Post by: weese on November 27, 2007, 12:10:08 am
Stabbed with a base ball bat.
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Post by: Calufa on November 27, 2007, 03:16:23 am
Abducted by aliens, probed, and then dropped onto an alien planet where he's consumed by mutated, carnivorous, and sentient Twinkies created by the aliens.
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Post by: Furlong on November 27, 2007, 09:17:40 am
Massive cheese explosion
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Post by: Calufa on November 27, 2007, 01:12:14 pm
Jalapeño popper overdose at Red Lobster... No they don't serve them there, so take a look at dead Furlong there and learn this valuable lesson: Never eat Mexican appetizers at a seafood restaurant
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Post by: Cobalt on November 27, 2007, 01:36:50 pm
^Stalked and eaten by vegetarian lions.
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Post by: Furlong on November 27, 2007, 02:34:26 pm
Chokes on Weese

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Post by: Cobalt on November 27, 2007, 03:35:20 pm
^Industreal accident involving a commercial fondue pot and melted cheese.
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Post by: Katra on November 27, 2007, 08:41:02 pm
^ explosion in a dye factory.
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Post by: Calufa on November 28, 2007, 03:26:42 pm
Overzealous ice cream eating = brain freeze de los muertos
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Post by: Katra on November 28, 2007, 05:27:15 pm
^ stepped on by Bigfoot.
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Post by: D T on November 29, 2007, 12:31:57 am
^devoured by ravenous crickets.
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Post by: Calufa on November 29, 2007, 01:18:58 am
Beaten to death by Homey D. Clown., because "Homey don't play dat!"
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Post by: Furlong on November 29, 2007, 09:30:25 am
Unfortunate accident involving a high speed frozen chicken
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Post by: Katra on November 29, 2007, 05:49:04 pm
^ run over by snow cat.
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Post by: Ickyrus on November 30, 2007, 11:12:15 pm
^ Maulled by an 8'5 tall cougar.
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Post by: on November 30, 2007, 11:19:28 pm
^ Will also get mauled. By some idiot in a Homer Simpson suit.
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Post by: Furlong on December 01, 2007, 12:09:17 am
Gets into a fist fight with a psychic.
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Post by: Katra on December 02, 2007, 08:34:30 pm
^ bad case of algae in the fur.
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Post by: Kwan on December 04, 2007, 02:46:31 am
^ Was taken by the Gobblers.
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Post by: Furlong on December 04, 2007, 09:24:14 am
Attacked by rouge militant zombie clowns.  It wasn't pretty.
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Post by: Katra on December 04, 2007, 05:38:43 pm
^ fell in vat of hair remover.
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Post by: Furlong on December 06, 2007, 07:13:33 pm
Called Aisha Clan-Clan an 'animal'
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Post by: weese on December 06, 2007, 11:10:10 pm
Death by chocolate.  :D
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Post by: Kwan on December 07, 2007, 03:14:29 am
Death by Spring Surprise (from the Whizzo Quality Assortment).
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Post by: Furlong on December 07, 2007, 09:21:49 am
Encountered the Knights who say 'Ni!'
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Post by: redguardian on December 07, 2007, 11:57:39 am
will have the sky fall on top of him
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Post by: Katra on December 07, 2007, 05:20:09 pm
^ eagle chow.
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Post by: D T on December 07, 2007, 08:27:17 pm
Death by explosive stilletto heels.
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Post by: Nemphis on December 07, 2007, 09:29:33 pm
spontaniusly combust
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Post by: Black Foot on December 07, 2007, 11:58:50 pm
Nemphis will die by falling off a cliff without any parachute or anything that would save him
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Post by: redguardian on December 08, 2007, 01:39:23 am
black foot will die with him cause nemises will land on him
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Post by: Furlong on December 08, 2007, 04:14:44 pm
Air mailed to arctic circle
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Post by: Katra on December 08, 2007, 07:04:04 pm
^ Gottangled up in a thistle and starved to death.
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Post by: D T on December 08, 2007, 07:07:28 pm
A rather large sparrow will swoop down and swallow Furlong whole.
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Post by: redguardian on December 08, 2007, 07:58:37 pm
^ mous trap :<
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on December 08, 2007, 08:22:35 pm
^ Crushed inside the MasterBall.
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Post by: Furlong on December 08, 2007, 08:55:28 pm
Has a whale land on him.
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Post by: redguardian on December 08, 2007, 09:56:58 pm
^ bitten by a rabbid squirrel :<
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Post by: Yorble on December 08, 2007, 10:19:30 pm
is eated by a fan of hard vore
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Post by: Furlong on December 08, 2007, 10:21:45 pm
Mobbed by fans of The Lion King
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Post by: redguardian on December 08, 2007, 10:38:27 pm
from a universal paradox
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Post by: Kwan on December 09, 2007, 05:04:42 pm
^  Got accidentally incorparated into a batch of Mewtwo Cookies.
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Post by: Furlong on December 09, 2007, 08:00:44 pm
Falls into a bottomless pit
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Post by: redguardian on December 09, 2007, 10:21:47 pm
gets shot after transformation day :(
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Post by: Albino From About on December 09, 2007, 10:37:40 pm
Redguardian dies when one of his clay sculptures spontaneously comes to life and attacks him.  :goldomg:
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Post by: redguardian on December 09, 2007, 11:12:55 pm
afa dies cause of an accidental explosion from his car :<
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Post by: Albino From About on December 10, 2007, 12:30:29 am
Red dies when one of the characters in a horror movie he is watching comes out of the screen and kills him. :lightningshock:
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Post by: Kwan on December 10, 2007, 12:40:45 am
A deadly allergic reaction to Mewtwo cookies.
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Post by: Ickyrus on December 10, 2007, 12:43:44 am
Choked on cheese stolen from a mouse trap.
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Post by: Furlong on December 10, 2007, 09:23:48 am
mobbed by children upset that their presents have been stolen.
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Post by: redguardian on December 10, 2007, 03:13:07 pm
beaten by police in a raid :<



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Post by: weese on December 16, 2007, 11:32:21 pm
Old age.
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Post by: on December 16, 2007, 11:34:05 pm
too cute!
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Post by: Katra on December 17, 2007, 06:52:10 pm
Lost fight with dragon.
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Post by: Furlong on December 17, 2007, 07:22:53 pm
Shot down by the Red Baron.
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Post by: Kwan on December 18, 2007, 02:09:17 am
Got broken down by the replicators.
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Post by: Calufa on December 18, 2007, 02:49:59 am
Trampled at an "Earth, Wind, and Fire" reunion concert.
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Post by: Foxtrot on December 18, 2007, 10:44:47 am
Calufa died of dehydration and exhaustion after chasing rabid squirrles on Route-66. He is survived by his zombie brethren and his X-box 360. Calufa may be gone, but his legacy of being undefeated in Halo III will live forever.
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Post by: The Almighty Fang on December 18, 2007, 10:52:14 am
Beaten with an elephant sign at a Republican meeting.
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Post by: Furlong on December 18, 2007, 10:56:04 am
Is 'dealt with' by Kitten Strike Team
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Post by: Calufa on December 18, 2007, 03:27:44 pm
Added to Kwan's plushie collection and dies after being attacked and consumed by the other living plushies.
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Post by: Katra on December 18, 2007, 04:19:52 pm
^ Pecked to pieces by flock of vultures.
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Post by: weese on December 18, 2007, 04:30:34 pm
Over doses on pocket watches.
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Post by: Calufa on December 19, 2007, 11:31:37 pm
Attacked and eaten by Bear Grylls
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Post by: on December 19, 2007, 11:34:11 pm
Ever seen King Kong? Yeah, that.
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Post by: Furlong on December 20, 2007, 12:06:50 am
Redshirt on the Enterprise
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Post by: Katra on December 20, 2007, 07:17:21 pm
^steps on electric eel.
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Post by: Alysian Bluehoof on December 20, 2007, 09:26:40 pm
runs into a doorframe from being too tall
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Post by: Foxtrot on December 20, 2007, 11:29:58 pm
lost a poker game to a lion (he bet himself in lieu of money). Never bet your life on a pair of 7's
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Post by: D T on December 20, 2007, 11:33:02 pm
Murdered by a disgruntled Christmas Elf. Body never found.
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Post by: Calufa on December 21, 2007, 02:08:08 am
Crushed by Turkey-zilla, the worlds largest turkey.
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Post by: Kwan on December 21, 2007, 03:47:32 am
Run over by a tank.
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Post by: Katra on December 21, 2007, 07:25:21 pm
^ eaten by anaconda.
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Post by: Furlong on December 21, 2007, 07:31:09 pm
*falls into piranha-infested waters, escaping, only to be run over by a racing armadillo*
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Post by: weese on December 21, 2007, 11:05:52 pm
Furlong will die by falling into a hole, and at the bottom of the hole is a device that puts you 1,000,000 feet above the hole, and you will finely starve to death while falling over and over again.
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Post by: Alysian Bluehoof on December 21, 2007, 11:09:47 pm
chokes to death on a ham sandwich, in an attempt to create a dramatic re-enactment of a famous singers last moments.
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Post by: weese on December 22, 2007, 12:13:45 am
Stabbed with a carrot.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on December 22, 2007, 12:32:32 am
^ Strangled with his own tounge.
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Post by: Ickyrus on December 22, 2007, 12:46:06 am
^ sat on a pin
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Post by: Calufa on December 22, 2007, 01:10:32 am
Skunky Feidai gets absorbed by odor eaters



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Post by: Katra on December 22, 2007, 05:34:33 pm
^ hits head while trying to go through doggy door.
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Post by: Alysian Bluehoof on December 22, 2007, 08:37:53 pm
^eaten by flying monkeys while on a fact finding mission in alaska.
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Post by: Furlong on December 22, 2007, 09:02:53 pm
Beaten to death by West Wing fans
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on December 22, 2007, 09:30:22 pm
^ Melts
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Post by: Calufa on December 23, 2007, 12:19:00 am
/\ Crushed by the New Years Eve ball
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Post by: Foxtrot on December 26, 2007, 05:06:58 pm
got into a fight with Frosty The Snowman's evil twin brother.
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Post by: Teiganas on December 26, 2007, 05:19:20 pm
^is hit by a blazing fast, highly caffenated Mazz :P
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Post by: Furlong on December 26, 2007, 05:21:08 pm
Killed by a medium range tactical catapult
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Post by: Teiganas on December 26, 2007, 05:24:55 pm
^killed by a bunny named fluffysmooshkins!
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Post by: Katra on December 26, 2007, 06:02:29 pm
^ dies of color overload.
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Post by: Teiganas on December 26, 2007, 06:05:34 pm
^ falls off a cliff into the pit of despair
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Post by: Ickyrus on December 26, 2007, 08:42:16 pm
^ Eaten by teenage mutant ninja bunnies
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Post by: Teiganas on December 26, 2007, 10:13:29 pm
^ is eatten by a rabid gorilla
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Post by: Snow Fox on December 27, 2007, 01:32:52 pm
attacked by frigin sharks with frigin lazers on there heads
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Post by: Foxtrot on December 27, 2007, 03:52:00 pm
killed by Austen Powers and Mini-me.
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Post by: Furlong on December 27, 2007, 05:25:47 pm
killed in a drive by argument
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Post by: Katra on December 27, 2007, 05:40:59 pm
^ walks into field of burrs.
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Post by: Calufa on December 27, 2007, 11:57:43 pm
/\ Tickled to death by millions of cute bunnies licking your face and tummy
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Post by: weese on December 27, 2007, 11:58:23 pm
Fell off a one inch cliff.
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Post by: Calufa on December 28, 2007, 12:36:30 am
/\ Used as the Secret Ingredient in a taping of Iron Chef America
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Post by: Teiganas on December 28, 2007, 11:06:38 am
^ chopped into pieces by a wood chipper :O
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Post by: Foxtrot on December 28, 2007, 12:35:41 pm
literally died laughing.
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Post by: Teiganas on December 28, 2007, 01:25:09 pm
^ died from watching too many Burt Reynolds movies :O
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Post by: weese on December 28, 2007, 03:32:34 pm
/\ /\ - Fell off a rainbow. - /\ /\
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Post by: Teiganas on December 28, 2007, 03:41:52 pm
^fell with me :P
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Post by: weese on December 28, 2007, 03:44:24 pm
I fell of the rainbow and hit him.
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Post by: Teiganas on December 28, 2007, 03:57:54 pm
^ was too silly and a-sploded
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Post by: Katra on December 28, 2007, 06:26:08 pm
^ drowned in Jello vat.
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Post by: Teiganas on December 28, 2007, 06:27:50 pm
^ ate the jello and died from food poisoning.

LULZ!  (:
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Post by: weese on December 28, 2007, 06:29:08 pm
/\ Never was alive in the first place. /\
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on December 28, 2007, 06:29:47 pm
^ Suffocates in an underground Hallway.
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Post by: Teiganas on December 28, 2007, 06:30:37 pm
^ farted on a candle and accidentally cut it off, causing internal combustion.
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Post by: Furlong on December 28, 2007, 11:13:16 pm
Mailed to obscure nation no one has ever heard of.
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Post by: Teiganas on December 28, 2007, 11:15:03 pm
^ is sat on by a gorilla in the Congo O_O
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Post by: Ickyrus on December 28, 2007, 11:22:02 pm
^ Stress, after his computer crashed.
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Post by: Teiganas on December 28, 2007, 11:23:18 pm
It's actually done that before. o.o;

Feidai dies after seeing a ghost that looked like weese.
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Post by: Ickyrus on December 28, 2007, 11:34:28 pm
^ The ghost turned out to be weese, and he had firworks, it wasn't only teiganas that he got either... :dead:



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Post by: Teiganas on December 28, 2007, 11:35:41 pm
^ is blowed up by the farr-works (hicktalk ;) )
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Post by: Ickyrus on December 29, 2007, 01:05:15 am
^ I was bored...
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Post by: weese on December 29, 2007, 01:42:26 am
Feidai will eat herself.


Such a happy thought... :)
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Post by: Teiganas on December 29, 2007, 10:43:38 am
^ gets food poisoned from a turkey leg at christmas time :O
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Post by: Katra on December 29, 2007, 07:00:41 pm
^ explosion in highlighter factory.
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Post by: Alysian Bluehoof on December 29, 2007, 07:17:54 pm
electrocuted by cell phone.
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Post by: Ickyrus on December 29, 2007, 08:44:39 pm
^Suffocated, and nobody knew...
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on December 29, 2007, 08:51:38 pm
^ Killed by the demonic little girl.
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Post by: Ickyrus on December 29, 2007, 08:55:28 pm
What are you all looking at me for???
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Post by: Teiganas on December 30, 2007, 12:52:22 am
^ has a heartattack while scuba diving.
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Post by: Calufa on December 30, 2007, 01:32:59 am
/\ Killed during the filming of Fox's new reality show When Shellfish Attack IV
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Post by: Teiganas on December 30, 2007, 03:24:51 pm
^ will get pinned under a couch by a furry that passes out on it at a furcon. O_O
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Post by: Foxtrot on December 30, 2007, 03:36:53 pm
^partied too hard at Anthrocon and passed out, pinning down another furry. the other fur's friend tried to get him off, and accidently killed Teiganas in the process.
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Post by: Katra on December 30, 2007, 05:24:30 pm
^ Fell in front of bus while demonstrating dance technique.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on December 30, 2007, 07:00:05 pm
^ Jumped into the sun, even though thats impossible.
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Post by: Furlong on December 30, 2007, 07:43:45 pm
dies while filming new 'horror' film, Attack of the Small Forest Mammals
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Post by: Alysian Bluehoof on December 30, 2007, 10:16:49 pm
eaten by rabid chipmunks.
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Post by: Kwan on December 30, 2007, 10:34:19 pm
^  Brain blew up by high-pitched Chipmunk singing
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Post by: Calufa on December 31, 2007, 03:57:41 am
/\ Goes on a hugging rampage and gets tazed to death by The Police, specifically Sting.
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Post by: Katra on December 31, 2007, 07:14:24 pm
^ poisoned self with chocolate.
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Post by: Furlong on December 31, 2007, 08:24:37 pm
Attacked by carnivorous white rabbit.
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Post by: Kwan on January 01, 2008, 05:41:00 pm
^   Choked on a Mewtwo cookie
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Post by: Katra on January 01, 2008, 05:41:53 pm
attacked by moths.
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Post by: Juno on January 01, 2008, 05:45:01 pm
/\ is found dead after attempting to break the land speed record for rocket powered unicycle rideing
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Post by: Furlong on January 02, 2008, 02:26:54 pm
falls victim to red-shirted ensign syndrome.
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Post by: The Almighty Fang on January 02, 2008, 05:16:18 pm
It's the GREEN WIRE!!!! GREEEEEN!!!!

*boom*
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Post by: Katra on January 02, 2008, 05:59:29 pm
^ Infected fang.
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Post by: Calufa on January 02, 2008, 09:23:45 pm
/\ Accidentally sold self on eBay. Not wanted to get negative feedback, packs self in box but forgets to make air holes. Suffocates in a 747 cargo plane, somewhere over the midwest.
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Post by: Foxtrot on January 03, 2008, 11:47:41 am
did really well when playing ultimate full contact frisbee with dog-eating tigers. after rubbing in the victory and making species-based insults, the tigers ate him.
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Post by: Calufa on January 03, 2008, 06:01:32 pm
/\ Killed at a Seinfeld convention when he claimed that Vandalay Industries was far superior to Kramerica.
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Post by: Katra on January 03, 2008, 07:19:19 pm
^ Torn to pieces by feline mob when he visited the cat show.
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Post by: Graywulf on January 04, 2008, 03:13:33 am
^ gets shot by weiner Chaney on a predator hunt. - should have never dyed his hair orange
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Post by: Lava on January 04, 2008, 08:11:32 am
^ Get's hit my lightning. Three times.
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Post by: Furlong on January 04, 2008, 11:09:47 am
Trampled to death by stampeding cats.
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Post by: Katra on January 04, 2008, 05:16:57 pm
^ used as dust mop by a giant.
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Post by: Teiganas on January 04, 2008, 05:21:33 pm
^ was made into jam.
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Post by: Lava on January 05, 2008, 11:28:06 am
^ Crushed by a giant peice of paper
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Post by: Foxtrot on January 05, 2008, 02:08:04 pm
^killed by a falling piano.
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Post by: Teiganas on January 05, 2008, 02:17:41 pm
^ killed by a random Orca.
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Post by: Katra on January 05, 2008, 05:40:18 pm
^ Dark Mage took exception to his bright colors.
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Post by: Kwan on January 05, 2008, 10:00:47 pm
^  Chest-burster made his ribcage asplode
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Post by: Foxtrot on January 06, 2008, 01:34:15 pm
^Mousetrap (the boardgame)
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Post by: Furlong on January 06, 2008, 08:07:30 pm
Goes back in time, accidentally prevents great grandparents from meeting, ceases to exist.
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Post by: Teiganas on January 07, 2008, 05:48:18 pm
^goes back in time and gets eatten by T-rex x.x
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Post by: Kwan on January 07, 2008, 05:51:56 pm
^ goes back in time but not space, materializes in a vacume.
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Post by: Teiganas on January 07, 2008, 06:52:17 pm
^ sits on a chair on the edge of the Hoover damn, chair breaks, slips over the edge ;_;
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Post by: Furlong on January 07, 2008, 06:53:50 pm
Wears NY Yankees shirt and hat to Boston.  'Nuff said
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Post by: Teiganas on January 07, 2008, 07:14:20 pm
^ wears Auburn clothes in the Alabama section at the Iron Bowl
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Post by: Katra on January 10, 2008, 07:54:02 pm
^ overcome by marker fumes.
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Post by: Teiganas on January 10, 2008, 11:44:52 pm
^ doesn't get a new icon before Icon War 2 breaks out and is killed for not having one :(
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Post by: Juno on January 11, 2008, 11:12:52 am
/\ Goes blind from his own Icon and falls of a building.
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Post by: Kwan on January 12, 2008, 06:02:16 am
^  Died of sheer exhaustion from flood-posting Word Games
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Post by: Benito Red Eye on January 12, 2008, 08:30:03 am
^ randomly explodes, later dies of death...
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Post by: Foxtrot on January 12, 2008, 12:38:44 pm
^became a Yankees fan and said bad things about the Patriots.
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Post by: Kwan on January 12, 2008, 02:44:48 pm
^  A casualty of our plot (Serra, Furlong, & me) to overthrow WS.
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Post by: Foxtrot on January 13, 2008, 01:24:42 pm
^after overthrowing WS, killed by Serra and Furlong so they didn't have to share power.
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Post by: Kwan on January 13, 2008, 05:21:36 pm
^  Killed by Kwan, because he's probably right about that & Kwan is petty enough to kill the messenger.   :D
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Post by: Furlong on January 13, 2008, 05:32:16 pm
Accidentally locks self into rocket to Alpha Centauri.
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Post by: weese on January 13, 2008, 10:45:50 pm
Falls of the edge of the earth.
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Post by: Calufa on January 13, 2008, 11:08:40 pm
Drowns in a gigantic aquarium of mineral oil while trying to install an rack of servers into it.
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Post by: weese on January 13, 2008, 11:10:30 pm
I Kill Calufa for giving me bad ideas.
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Post by: Snow Fox on January 13, 2008, 11:12:23 pm
Dies because he is too cute
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Post by: Furlong on January 13, 2008, 11:14:53 pm
Overwhelmed by own cuteness
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Post by: weese on January 13, 2008, 11:16:06 pm
Will fall of a crack in the side walk.
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Post by: Snow Fox on January 13, 2008, 11:17:18 pm
errr.... too fast for your own good and run head long into posts



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Post by: Calufa on January 13, 2008, 11:18:33 pm
/\ Posts continuously on Word Games for 12 days straight and dies of exhaustion.

I told you that you should quit while you still can! :D
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Post by: weese on January 13, 2008, 11:19:08 pm
Is to  low and gets trapped between posts.
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Post by: Furlong on January 13, 2008, 11:20:25 pm
Dehydrated from licking my pixels
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Post by: weese on January 13, 2008, 11:26:04 pm
Will be lit on fire by a drunk snow flake.
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Post by: Calufa on January 13, 2008, 11:28:20 pm
oO Interesting way to die there weese...

/\ Will be admitted into a psychiatric ward for evaluation for comments on Furtopia and has an accidental overdose of 1025cc of Thorazine, dying soon after while staring out the window at a bird.
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Post by: Furlong on January 13, 2008, 11:30:45 pm
Falls into temporal paradox
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Post by: weese on January 13, 2008, 11:31:42 pm
Will die of old age.
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Post by: Kwan on January 14, 2008, 12:24:42 am
Dies of food poisoning after frying an egg with oil taken from the  fishtank.
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Post by: Katra on January 14, 2008, 08:30:32 pm
giant rat trap.
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Post by: Teiganas on January 14, 2008, 08:58:56 pm
Katra falls into a well and its sealed ;_; (Samora!;)
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Post by: Furlong on January 14, 2008, 09:04:12 pm
has name written in a death note
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Post by: Teiganas on January 14, 2008, 09:29:19 pm
is shaved and freezes to death
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Post by: weese on January 14, 2008, 09:31:17 pm
Fur long will get stuck under a giant post it.
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Post by: Evergreencat on January 14, 2008, 09:33:59 pm
Dehydration. You can guess why.
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Post by: Teiganas on January 14, 2008, 09:35:00 pm
^ will die from malnutrition
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Post by: Snow Fox on January 14, 2008, 10:46:33 pm
^ dies from over happyness
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Post by: Calufa on January 14, 2008, 10:49:03 pm
/\ Beaten to death by Buddhist monks after destroying 125 sand mandalas.
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Post by: Snow Fox on January 14, 2008, 10:52:35 pm
Crushed by the weight of his post count.
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Post by: Teiganas on January 14, 2008, 10:53:02 pm
^ lives outside the arctic
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Post by: weese on January 14, 2008, 10:54:00 pm
Covered in melted foam.
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Post by: Calufa on January 14, 2008, 10:56:13 pm
Dies after being snuggled to death by kittens
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Post by: Snow Fox on January 14, 2008, 10:56:48 pm
^he is too sexy for his shirt and attacked by a swarm of girls and crushed

ment for weese, but it'll stay for you to




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Post by: Calufa on January 14, 2008, 11:08:05 pm
/\ Mauled to death by weese after yelling at him... That husky has a mean side

*scampers off and hides before weese gets here*
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Post by: Snow Fox on January 14, 2008, 11:14:51 pm
*grabs tail and holds untill weese gets here*
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Post by: weese on January 14, 2008, 11:49:04 pm
*Mauls both Snow Fox and Calufa.*
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Post by: Rather_Dashing1121 on January 14, 2008, 11:58:37 pm
Weese will OD on word games :)
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Post by: weese on January 15, 2008, 12:25:33 am
Rather_Dashing will fall of a cliff.
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Post by: Furlong on January 15, 2008, 08:15:35 am
Dies of boredom in Economics class
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Post by: Foxtrot on January 15, 2008, 10:41:09 am
^takes philosophy classes so seriously that eventually his head explodes from over-analyzing everything.
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Post by: Teiganas on January 15, 2008, 03:55:15 pm
^ self implodes
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Post by: Snow Fox on January 15, 2008, 04:38:37 pm
^ gets sucked into the implosion
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Post by: Teiganas on January 15, 2008, 04:54:37 pm
^ gets sucked into it as well :P
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Post by: Snow Fox on January 15, 2008, 04:56:21 pm
^ I land on him on the other side of the quantum singularity
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Post by: Nosirrah on January 15, 2008, 05:05:03 pm
^dies by being sucked into the internet
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Post by: Snow Fox on January 15, 2008, 05:07:16 pm
^ attacked by the avitar police
"oh, welcome to the forum :) "
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Post by: Nosirrah on January 15, 2008, 05:52:17 pm
^gets killed by all those he killed
(btw thanks)
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Post by: Teiganas on January 15, 2008, 06:29:26 pm
^ sniffs a skunks butt and didn't realize he was allegeric to the stink glands :(
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Post by: Furlong on January 15, 2008, 06:31:46 pm
Boot to the head.
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Post by: Teiganas on January 15, 2008, 07:18:56 pm
^ falls in front of a fast steam roller...
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Post by: Katra on January 15, 2008, 07:24:07 pm
Vanshed into nothingness when the sun went down.
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Post by: Teiganas on January 15, 2008, 07:28:35 pm
^ blew up with a dying star.
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Post by: Katra on January 16, 2008, 04:05:18 pm
^ drowned by malfunction in sprinkler system.
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Post by: Teiganas on January 16, 2008, 04:05:57 pm
^ goes horseback riding and gets taken out by a tree because he's so tall :P
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Post by: weese on January 16, 2008, 04:39:27 pm
Falls off his bed.
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Post by: Teiganas on January 16, 2008, 05:00:50 pm
Gets his tongue stuck to a pole and starves :P
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Post by: Katra on January 17, 2008, 07:09:21 pm
^ Had his tail plugged into electric outlet by person mistaking him for neon sign.
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Post by: Badgerlord89 on January 17, 2008, 07:20:33 pm
^ Will be hit by a comet
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Post by: Kwan on January 18, 2008, 02:44:18 am
^  Swallows Comet  (the cleanser, not the reindeer)
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Post by: Furlong on January 18, 2008, 08:14:14 am
Killed by Colonel Mustard in the Kitchen with the revolver
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Post by: Foxtrot on January 18, 2008, 03:26:13 pm
^lost in a super-important tournament of Halo 3, lost the will to live and died. :dead:
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Post by: Katra on January 18, 2008, 11:23:40 pm
^ choked on frozen mouse.
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Post by: Furlong on January 18, 2008, 11:47:39 pm
Kicked into bottomless pit by Gerard Butler lookalike
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Post by: Kwan on January 19, 2008, 05:19:14 am
^  Close proximity to plutonium caused massive baldness, died of exposure
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Post by: Teiganas on January 20, 2008, 11:29:37 pm
^ atomic wedgie turns truly atomic :(
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Post by: Kwan on January 21, 2008, 12:26:38 am
^ Caught sight of himself in a mirror & could not look away ("the colors, the colors....!").
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Post by: Furlong on January 21, 2008, 09:52:20 am
^ Hears funniest joke in the world, dies laughing
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on January 21, 2008, 12:18:13 pm
^ Goes to the warmest point on the planet, and looses his fur.
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Post by: Kwan on January 21, 2008, 08:13:24 pm
Laser-pen shines through glasses lens & burns a hole through his skull
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Post by: Furlong on January 21, 2008, 08:48:46 pm
Rolls a '1', results in own death, as well as massive damage dealt to all other party members.
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Post by: Teiganas on January 21, 2008, 09:03:01 pm
^ is one of the party members that wasn't fully healed and goes with Kwan ;_;
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Post by: Foxtrot on January 22, 2008, 12:25:51 pm
^traveled to Europe during fox-hunting season.  :dead:
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Post by: Kwan on January 23, 2008, 01:51:44 am
^ was Teigana's traveling companion
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Post by: Foxtrot on January 23, 2008, 12:00:30 pm
^decided to come to Europe with me and Teiganas. We got hungry. :shock:   :D
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Post by: Furlong on January 23, 2008, 12:16:51 pm
Unfortunate accident involving an exploding toaster.
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Post by: Teiganas on January 23, 2008, 09:30:30 pm
^ Even more unfortunate accident with a curling iron...
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Post by: FlameWulf on January 23, 2008, 09:45:28 pm
^ Disturbing accident involving a grizzly bear and beef scented shampoo :dead:
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on January 23, 2008, 11:09:56 pm
^ Flame overdosage
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Post by: Furlong on January 23, 2008, 11:26:41 pm
Writes own name in Death note, thinking it was regular paper.



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Post by: Foxtrot on January 24, 2008, 12:24:13 pm
blinded by the sun and wandered onto the highway.
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Post by: Teiganas on January 24, 2008, 04:54:24 pm
^ accident involving Cloverfield, popcorn, a sticky theatre seat, and that dude from Austin Powers that weighed a Metric Ton (cant say name due to non-pg x.x)
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Post by: Katra on January 24, 2008, 05:17:27 pm
^ squeezed by giant python.
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Post by: Kwan on January 25, 2008, 12:30:09 am
^  Killed by kindness
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Post by: Furlong on January 25, 2008, 08:13:21 am
^ hugged to death.
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Post by: Foxtrot on January 25, 2008, 11:38:18 am
^tried to chase the mailman, and in the process forgot about truck  traffic :dead:
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Post by: Kwan on January 25, 2008, 01:19:15 pm
^  Made the mistake of jumping over a crazy brown dog (as oppose to a lazy one...okay, it's a stretch, I admit it).
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Post by: Katra on January 25, 2008, 07:54:22 pm
^ unfortunate meeting with really hungry cat.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on January 25, 2008, 08:16:34 pm
^ Never existed in the first place.
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Post by: Evergreencat on January 26, 2008, 01:49:05 am
Will burst one day.
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Post by: FlameWulf on January 26, 2008, 12:55:01 pm
^will get kidnapped by a scientist and get experimented on for being a panda/cougar hyrbid



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Post by: Foxtrot on January 26, 2008, 12:57:10 pm
^really intense game of full contact capture the flag...in a war turn country in Africa.
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Post by: Furlong on January 26, 2008, 04:48:08 pm
Gets lost in the house that M.C. Escher built.
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Post by: Kwan on January 27, 2008, 04:34:17 am
^  Stayed at the Bates Hotel
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Post by: Katra on January 30, 2008, 05:14:15 pm
^ caught deadly disease form dead weasel.
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Post by: Furlong on March 05, 2008, 02:51:00 pm
^ Temporal paradox
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Post by: Evergreencat on March 05, 2008, 05:40:26 pm
Falls off the rock and over the cliff.
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Post by: Katra on March 05, 2008, 06:14:35 pm
Bamboo splinters.
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Post by: Kwan on March 07, 2008, 02:13:31 pm
Mega-haxxed.
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Post by: Katra on March 07, 2008, 08:20:45 pm
shot by language police.
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Post by: Furlong on March 16, 2008, 01:06:21 pm
Word game deprivation
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Post by: Katra on March 16, 2008, 07:52:59 pm
Run over by snowmobile.
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Post by: Kivva on March 17, 2008, 12:07:11 am
Sucked into jet engine.
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Post by: Kobuk on March 17, 2008, 12:15:47 am
Quote
Sucked into jet engine.

(OOC)  :o Ouch! Now that's gotta hurt.  :D
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Post by: Kivva on March 17, 2008, 12:21:41 am
Quote
Sucked into jet engine.

(OOC)  :o Ouch! Now that's gotta hurt.  :D

(OOC) Only for a second. But the people on the plane might not be to happy about it...  :D
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Post by: Furlong on March 17, 2008, 06:55:27 pm
Laboratory accident involving a mutated lobster and flying piranha
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Post by: Katra on March 17, 2008, 09:19:11 pm
Pecked to death by woodpeckers.
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Post by: Kivva on March 17, 2008, 11:52:39 pm
Stuck a fork in a toaster.
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Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on March 18, 2008, 12:28:16 am
Spontaneously turning into a block of ice.
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Post by: Furlong on March 18, 2008, 08:08:14 am
Activates Infinite Improbability drive, is transformed into a petunia
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Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on March 18, 2008, 03:06:06 pm
Camouflaged so well he gets lost finding himself; creates a paradox, and ends up becoming a tulip.
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Post by: Scrimno on March 18, 2008, 03:38:21 pm
^ is going to be floofed to death by evil fuzzles from outer space.
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Post by: promagnum on March 18, 2008, 07:43:50 pm
/\ will die by eating too many chocolate fudge poptarts
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Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on March 18, 2008, 08:08:29 pm
Will die of a word games overdose.
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Post by: Katra on March 19, 2008, 04:57:58 pm
buried in sand dune.
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Post by: Furlong on March 19, 2008, 05:12:42 pm
Attempted to create a Temporal paradox
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Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on March 19, 2008, 11:27:37 pm
Ban shock
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Post by: Katra on March 21, 2008, 07:26:21 pm
Stale Post Fungus.
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Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on March 22, 2008, 12:11:52 am
Repulsive Responding Syndrome
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Post by: weese on March 22, 2008, 02:59:00 am
Was playing with antimatter.






*BOOM!*
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Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on March 22, 2008, 08:51:01 am
Next to me when I was playing with Anti-Matter  :P
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Post by: McMajik on March 22, 2008, 03:53:59 pm
will die of a jam overdose
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Post by: Furlong on March 22, 2008, 08:39:57 pm
Exploding Hot Pocket
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Post by: Kobuk on March 22, 2008, 11:05:41 pm
Gets sucked into a black hole.
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Post by: McMajik on March 23, 2008, 05:50:40 am
commits suicide when black hole doesn't give the fungus that makes his fur green enough light.
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Post by: Nosirrah on March 23, 2008, 02:14:00 pm
dies by Abomb radiation
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Post by: Furlong on March 23, 2008, 03:29:40 pm
Gets turned into orange goo by Rei Ayanami
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Post by: McMajik on March 23, 2008, 04:37:06 pm
dies of sunburn when fur is cut off.
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Post by: Katra on March 23, 2008, 04:43:13 pm
Bleeds to death from cuts suffered while shaving fur off.
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Post by: McMajik on March 23, 2008, 07:20:45 pm
Drowns in my blood
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Post by: Calufa on March 23, 2008, 08:20:22 pm
Misunderstood how inverse reactive current, generated by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive directance, interacts with unilateral phase detractors that are controlled by automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Of course we all know that if he would have taken into account the well known fact that the base-plate is composed of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing, then everything would have been dandy.
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Post by: McMajik on March 23, 2008, 08:24:00 pm
Gets driven insane by jibberish and drives off cliff
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Post by: Calufa on March 24, 2008, 02:38:51 am
Held captive and eventually executed by a rebellious tribe of advanced Pygmy Marmosets.
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Post by: McMajik on March 24, 2008, 03:13:02 am
gets shot in the face by the machine from the coin op thread
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Post by: Katra on March 24, 2008, 07:30:42 pm
Choked on skittles.
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Post by: South Munjoy on March 24, 2008, 10:30:55 pm
Turned into street pizza by a stolen Ice Cream Truck.
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Post by: McMajik on March 26, 2008, 09:27:47 pm
gets thrown into a nuclear reactor
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Post by: Katra on March 27, 2008, 08:33:56 pm
Driven into ground by falling safe.
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Post by: Furlong on March 27, 2008, 08:53:15 pm
Was trapped inside said safe.
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Post by: promagnum on March 27, 2008, 10:39:46 pm
Got zapped by lazers while trying to open safe.
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Post by: Calufa on March 28, 2008, 06:20:15 pm
Dancing like he's never danced before... in a minefield.
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Post by: Furlong on March 30, 2008, 10:56:15 am
Has gigantic spaceship crash on top of him, miraculously surviving, only to be killed by a dive bombing seagull. 
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Post by: Pawsies on April 02, 2008, 11:42:15 am
Chokes on a cactus
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Post by: Nobu on April 02, 2008, 06:53:07 pm
Can't decide between the red or blue pill, and takes both
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Post by: Pawsies on April 02, 2008, 07:59:51 pm
Suffocates under a mound of potatoes
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Post by: Furlong on April 02, 2008, 08:01:03 pm
Re-enacts Schrödinger's Cat experiment.   
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Post by: Pawsies on April 02, 2008, 08:02:01 pm
Dies from starvation during a staring contest with a beanie baby
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Post by: McMajik on April 03, 2008, 05:01:57 am
dies of SEHS. http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/SEHS (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/SEHS)
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Post by: Pawsies on April 03, 2008, 07:44:53 am
McMajik will attach helium balloons to a lawn chair, get on as it begins to float into the sky, use a sling shot when the lawn chair gets too high to pop the balloons and die in the fall.
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Post by: Katra on April 03, 2008, 07:24:22 pm
Struck by falling lawn chair and cougar.
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Post by: Pawsies on April 03, 2008, 09:10:40 pm
Chokes on tea cosy
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Post by: promagnum on April 03, 2008, 09:13:09 pm
Stepped out infront of my Peterbilt and got squisheded.
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Post by: Pawsies on April 03, 2008, 09:14:18 pm
Dies of watching too much Malcom in the Middle
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Post by: promagnum on April 03, 2008, 09:17:03 pm
Dies by having those popcorn thingies stuck in your mouth
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Post by: Pawsies on April 03, 2008, 09:17:41 pm
Dies by driving a tractor off a cliff
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Post by: promagnum on April 03, 2008, 09:25:22 pm
Dies by being tied to that tractor
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Post by: Pawsies on April 03, 2008, 09:31:50 pm
Dies in tractor 'explosion'
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Post by: promagnum on April 03, 2008, 09:33:33 pm
Dies by getting hit with a banananananana
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Post by: Pawsies on April 03, 2008, 09:36:35 pm
Dies from throwing said banana
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Post by: Furlong on April 04, 2008, 08:17:58 am
Accident involving orange juice, a demonic goose and salmon. 
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Post by: Pawsies on April 04, 2008, 08:31:38 am
Demonic goose comes after you, and ends you also.
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Post by: McMajik on April 04, 2008, 03:17:09 pm
"Barry?" "Jill, what is it?" "watch out! Its a monster!" "let me take care of this!" *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *head explodes* (Since everyone here must technically be zombies after coming back to life so many times)
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Post by: promagnum on April 04, 2008, 03:24:26 pm
Unnng..UUUUUNNNNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!! *bites person above him*
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Post by: McMajik on April 04, 2008, 03:27:39 pm
mutates into tyrant, horribly mutilates person above
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Post by: promagnum on April 04, 2008, 03:29:07 pm
Laughs so much they cough their lungs up.
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Post by: McMajik on April 04, 2008, 03:30:02 pm
gets crushed by lungs
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Post by: promagnum on April 04, 2008, 03:32:35 pm
Dies by the terrible screaming heard from under the lungses
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Post by: McMajik on April 04, 2008, 03:33:41 pm
"spontaneously" combusts
(the flamethrower had nothing to do with it, i swear!)
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Post by: Furlong on April 04, 2008, 04:12:31 pm
Over-postage
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Post by: Pawsies on April 04, 2008, 08:14:27 pm
Gets PWNED by Dr. Tran
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Post by: Kobuk on April 05, 2008, 09:58:34 pm
Gets trampled on by the feet of a huge RX-78 Gundam robot as it's walking by.
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Post by: Furlong on April 05, 2008, 11:56:37 pm
Trampled to death by Duo fangirls
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Post by: promagnum on April 06, 2008, 12:28:15 am
Inhaliation of Sprite through the nasal cavities
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Post by: McMajik on April 06, 2008, 05:23:19 am
house collapses
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Post by: Pawsies on April 06, 2008, 05:30:12 am
As house collapses a door comes flying at you and kills you, also.
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Post by: McMajik on April 06, 2008, 05:56:08 am
Door shatters on impact and gives you splinters all over. Then you explode
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Post by: Furlong on April 06, 2008, 10:05:22 am
Has an unfortunate encounter with Lucy from Elfen Lied.
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Post by: Katra on April 06, 2008, 10:36:31 pm
Trampled by stampede of buffalo.
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Post by: McMajik on April 07, 2008, 04:29:43 am
gets mugged by 17 jesii.
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Post by: Pawsies on April 07, 2008, 06:00:49 am
Gets kicked in the face by a giraffe and head cracks on the side of a rock.
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Post by: McMajik on April 07, 2008, 07:00:02 am
Gets impaled by wiimotes with broken wriststraps
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Post by: Pawsies on April 07, 2008, 07:32:40 am
Gets beaten to death by Bowser, who breaks out of a nearby N64
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Post by: Furlong on April 07, 2008, 10:17:46 am
Boot to the head.
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Post by: Pawsies on April 07, 2008, 03:00:35 pm
:D

Trips and lands head first on a screw driver
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Post by: promagnum on April 09, 2008, 06:51:18 am
Dies by taking too much Lipitor.
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Post by: McMajik on April 09, 2008, 12:50:08 pm
killed when some guy called "Jonnathan" lands on him
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Post by: Pawsies on April 09, 2008, 01:14:47 pm
Swallows a ton of Playdoh and PVA glue
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Post by: Katra on April 09, 2008, 06:24:35 pm
Allergic reaction to new medicine.
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Post by: Pawsies on April 09, 2008, 06:49:40 pm
Gets attacked by anti-animal testing protestors
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Post by: McMajik on April 14, 2008, 06:43:26 am
all the times died so far finally catch up. *Explodes*
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Post by: Pawsies on April 14, 2008, 07:37:12 am
My explosion triggers you to explode also.
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Post by: Furlong on April 14, 2008, 09:25:52 am
Chokes on a pretzel. 
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Post by: Pawsies on April 14, 2008, 12:27:38 pm
Dies in a coal mining cave-in
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Post by: Wolfcub on April 14, 2008, 05:12:30 pm
Gets stranded on a remote island and gets devoured by the native cannibals.
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Post by: Katra on April 14, 2008, 10:22:16 pm
Swallowed by giant crack in earth during earthquake.
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Post by: Wolfcub on April 14, 2008, 10:48:03 pm
Extremely slow saw cuts through you.
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Post by: Pawsies on April 15, 2008, 05:49:58 am
Gets head chopped off by a fast flying frisbee
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Post by: Wolfcub on April 15, 2008, 05:44:41 pm
Slow dripping acid drops on you at a time.
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Post by: promagnum on April 15, 2008, 09:39:24 pm
Wolfcub has a headache so bad, he's actually hemorhaging.
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Post by: Wolfcub on April 15, 2008, 11:13:32 pm
Promagnum attacked and eaten alive by birds, from the Movie "The Birds" made by Alfred Hitchcock.
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Post by: Pawsies on April 16, 2008, 07:50:19 am
Gets swallowed by an angry python
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Post by: Wolfcub on April 16, 2008, 05:12:21 pm
The poster being crushed by closing walls.
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Post by: Pawsies on April 16, 2008, 05:16:45 pm
A mutant tomato comes after Wolfcub and crushes him underfoot.
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Post by: Wolfcub on April 16, 2008, 06:05:58 pm
Bengal Paws is being chased by a bloodthirsty bunny.
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Post by: Pawsies on April 16, 2008, 08:13:05 pm
Is encased in chocolate and suffocates
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Post by: Wolfcub on April 16, 2008, 08:22:29 pm
Swims out into the ocean, and is attacked by Jaws.
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Post by: Furlong on April 16, 2008, 08:31:20 pm
Falls down bottomless pit, dies of old age, because it has no bottom.
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Post by: Pawsies on April 16, 2008, 08:43:26 pm
Dies in his sleep
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Post by: Wolfcub on April 16, 2008, 09:03:50 pm
Is struck by lightning.
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Post by: Pawsies on April 16, 2008, 09:05:40 pm
Gets tail jammed in a car door, then the car drives away...
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Post by: Wolfcub on April 16, 2008, 09:06:38 pm
Gets hands and feet tied up and dragged by a horse across a rocky desert.
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Post by: Pawsies on April 16, 2008, 09:07:15 pm
Falls out of a plane and gets impaled on a cactus
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Post by: Wolfcub on April 16, 2008, 09:10:33 pm
Falls into a raging river with pirhanas.
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Post by: Pawsies on April 16, 2008, 09:11:06 pm
Eats themself
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Post by: Wolfcub on April 16, 2008, 09:12:21 pm
Bear eats you.
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Post by: Pawsies on April 16, 2008, 09:22:24 pm
You follow a little lamb onto a busy road
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Post by: Wolfcub on April 16, 2008, 09:24:01 pm
The Big Bad Wolf huff and puffs and blows you away infront of a semi-truck on the highway.
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Post by: Furlong on April 16, 2008, 09:56:49 pm
^ unfortunate incident involving a teleporter and a time machine. 
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Post by: Wolfcub on April 16, 2008, 10:28:59 pm
Riding in a car, and puts head out window, and a another car comes from the other lane.
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Post by: Kobuk on April 16, 2008, 10:38:44 pm
^ Is "impreganated" by an ALIEN facehugger. Hours later, a "chestburster" ALIEN rips out of your chest.
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Post by: Wolfcub on April 17, 2008, 05:25:58 pm
Predator tortures you until you are dead, and takes your skull as a trophy.
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Post by: Furlong on April 17, 2008, 05:31:23 pm
Caught in crossfire between Trekkies and Warsies.
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Post by: Wolfcub on April 17, 2008, 08:30:10 pm
You die of old age
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Post by: promagnum on April 19, 2008, 01:20:58 am
You die by inhalation of dye
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Post by: Wolfcub on April 19, 2008, 09:58:34 am
Someone puts you in a car, and closes everything up, and fills it up with methane gas.
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Post by: TheNomeKing on April 19, 2008, 01:44:19 pm
suffocation from tail hugging
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Post by: Pawsies on April 19, 2008, 05:16:37 pm
Someone smashes a bottle over your head repeatedly
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Post by: Furlong on April 19, 2008, 06:22:52 pm
^ attempts to give Darth Vader a wedgie...
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Post by: Wolfcub on April 19, 2008, 06:49:53 pm
Gets trampled by a herd of elephants.
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Post by: Katra on April 19, 2008, 09:04:41 pm
Swallowed by huge snake.
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Post by: Wolfcub on April 19, 2008, 09:21:41 pm
A fork is thrown at you at superspeed.
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Post by: Furlong on April 19, 2008, 11:28:48 pm
^ TARDIS crashes on top of you
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Post by: Wolfcub on April 19, 2008, 11:48:44 pm
Wet cement is poured on you, and then dries up.
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Post by: Pawsies on April 20, 2008, 02:37:00 pm
Bush thinks you have weapons of mass destruction and blows you up.
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Post by: Wolfcub on April 20, 2008, 04:05:21 pm
Swallows a toothpick, and stabs through your throat.
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Post by: Pawsies on April 20, 2008, 08:47:29 pm
Lands on a desert island and doesn't have the 'survival instinct'. Perishes from starvation or animal attack. No one knows.
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Post by: Wolfcub on April 20, 2008, 09:26:29 pm
Is attacked by turtles.
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Post by: Pawsies on April 21, 2008, 09:40:28 am
Dies of thirst in a desert.
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Post by: promagnum on April 21, 2008, 08:25:44 pm
Ears explode by listening to too much music
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Post by: weese on April 21, 2008, 10:35:39 pm
Involved in an embarrassing antecedent involving 26,745 tooth picks and a straw.
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Post by: Pawsies on April 22, 2008, 07:16:12 am
Is stung repeatedly by wasps until dead.
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Post by: Wolfcub on April 23, 2008, 05:29:25 pm
Shot at a holdup.
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Post by: Furlong on April 23, 2008, 06:00:10 pm
Accidentally translates the Funniest Joke in the World, dies laughing.
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Post by: Snow Fox on April 23, 2008, 06:56:47 pm
cute innocent tail collar cuts off circulation to his brain... do ask me how, but it did
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Post by: weese on April 23, 2008, 07:47:51 pm
Was eaten by 3 foot pidgins.
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Post by: Snow Fox on April 23, 2008, 08:50:04 pm
Licked the wrong part of the pixels, and gets shocked to death
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Post by: Wolfcub on April 23, 2008, 11:45:43 pm
Extreme food poisoning.
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Post by: Pawsies on April 24, 2008, 06:42:03 am
Wonders into a slaughter house
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Post by: Katra on April 24, 2008, 06:06:45 pm
Caught in trap.
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Post by: Wolfcub on April 24, 2008, 06:28:18 pm
Witnesses a murder happens, and then gets murdered.
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Post by: Pawsies on April 24, 2008, 06:52:47 pm
Cuts own head off in a moment of madness
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Post by: Furlong on April 24, 2008, 09:13:26 pm
Transport accident. 
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Post by: Pawsies on April 25, 2008, 08:36:36 am
Spins around with an axe, falls over and ends up slicing a limb or two off. Bleeds to death.
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Post by: Wolfcub on April 25, 2008, 07:49:51 pm
Gets hit by a train, because foot got stuck in tracks.
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Post by: Pawsies on April 26, 2008, 08:04:33 am
A falling UFO lands on you.
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Post by: promagnum on April 26, 2008, 11:24:08 am
You die by bad breath. :goldlaugh:
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Post by: Pawsies on April 26, 2008, 12:11:46 pm
You look in the mirror, see yourself and die with shock
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Post by: Katra on April 26, 2008, 08:56:50 pm
Pounces into quicksand.
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Post by: Pawsies on April 27, 2008, 09:09:30 am
Pounces into a shark's mouth
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Post by: Wolfcub on April 27, 2008, 11:24:19 am
Old man strangles you.
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Post by: Pawsies on April 27, 2008, 12:18:41 pm
Boot to the head
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Post by: Wolfcub on April 27, 2008, 06:19:46 pm
Gets smashed inbetween two semi-trucks going at full speed.
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Post by: Kobuk on April 27, 2008, 11:30:08 pm
Aliens kidnap you and dissect you to find out more about your species.
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Post by: Ickyrus on April 28, 2008, 02:15:16 am
^ Was confused with a frog when he went to France
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Post by: Pawsies on April 28, 2008, 08:17:57 am
^ Dies of insanity
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Post by: promagnum on April 28, 2008, 03:19:14 pm
Inhalation of chalk dust.
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Post by: Scrimno on April 28, 2008, 11:38:06 pm
^ will be eaten alive by ravenous hamsters.
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Post by: GreyCoyote on April 28, 2008, 11:42:30 pm
^Will drown by swimming after a big meal.


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Post by: Pawsies on April 29, 2008, 01:11:11 pm
Buried alive in a coffin with no food or water.
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Post by: promagnum on April 29, 2008, 03:27:57 pm
dies by choking on furballs
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Post by: Pawsies on April 30, 2008, 06:42:18 am
Squashed by Robbie Williams' ego.
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Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on April 30, 2008, 11:41:07 pm
Dies of extreme bordom while at anthrocon (gasp!)
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Post by: Wolfcub on April 30, 2008, 11:42:10 pm
Dies by swarming honey bees, that sting you until dead.
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Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on April 30, 2008, 11:57:24 pm
Dies to an army of possessed grammar school teachers (Sorry, couldn't resist).
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Post by: Pawsies on May 01, 2008, 06:13:00 am
Is killed by angry ants.
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Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on May 01, 2008, 09:01:21 pm
Killed by Angrier Ants
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Post by: promagnum on May 01, 2008, 09:03:56 pm
Is killed by my angry aunt.
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Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on May 01, 2008, 09:07:45 pm
Dies by eating a bar of interdeminsional chocolate.
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Post by: promagnum on May 01, 2008, 09:08:57 pm
Dies by texting on their cellphone too much.
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Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on May 01, 2008, 09:09:56 pm
Dies from not realizing I have no cellphone, causing a temporal paradox of doom.
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Post by: promagnum on May 01, 2008, 09:11:37 pm
Dies from chokeage.
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Post by: weese on May 02, 2008, 08:44:39 pm
Promagnum will die by falling into a hole, and at the bottom of the hole is a device that puts you 1,000,000 feet above the hole, and you will finely starve to death while falling over and over again.


EDIT: Got the wrong name. :P
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Post by: Kobuk on May 02, 2008, 09:04:42 pm
Dies when a Predator hunts you down, then rips your skull and spine from your body.
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Post by: Konnor on May 02, 2008, 09:43:42 pm
By a box of gold bars falling from a plane. (At the age of 125)

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Post by: promagnum on May 02, 2008, 10:02:22 pm
Dies by drama infestation


>< (I hate drama)
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Post by: BakudanFox on May 03, 2008, 12:00:04 am
Dies in a pool of green jello
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Post by: promagnum on May 03, 2008, 08:13:21 am
Dies by drowning in chocolate milk
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Post by: Wolfcub on May 03, 2008, 08:48:56 pm
Eaten alive by ants.
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Post by: Mercury on May 04, 2008, 04:19:13 am
Dies by the evil piano of doom which drops right on top of him, as he walks down the street.
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Post by: BakudanFox on May 04, 2008, 01:06:32 pm
dies from hearing a horrid out of tune note. 8)
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Post by: Furlong on May 04, 2008, 01:28:58 pm
^ Has a bridge land on him.
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Post by: Mercury on May 04, 2008, 06:54:10 pm
Dies from a really nasty cold. (Something with artic  (: )
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Post by: Wolfcub on May 04, 2008, 07:37:43 pm
Dies from Pure Mercury exposure.
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Post by: BakudanFox on May 04, 2008, 07:45:38 pm
dies from my shear boredom
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Post by: Wolfcub on May 04, 2008, 07:56:30 pm
Dies from dehydration.
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Post by: promagnum on May 04, 2008, 08:04:24 pm
Dies from over hydration
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Post by: Wolfcub on May 04, 2008, 08:34:27 pm
Dies from being murdered by the topic starter.
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Post by: BakudanFox on May 04, 2008, 09:07:20 pm
dies by the hands of pure chaos
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Post by: Wolfcub on May 04, 2008, 09:13:52 pm
Dies by a series of extreme paper cuts.
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Post by: BakudanFox on May 04, 2008, 11:54:55 pm
die by bleeding to death from bitting off my finger
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Post by: Wolfcub on May 04, 2008, 11:55:56 pm
Dies by being attacked by savage Otters.
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Post by: McMajik on May 05, 2008, 03:07:10 am
dies in a plane which crashed, exploded, mysteriously came back together into a pile, caught fire, and exploded again.
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Post by: Mercury on May 05, 2008, 03:40:25 am
Dies from a teeny-tiny bite from a teeny-tiny yet very-very lethal insect.
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Post by: Lost_Cat on May 05, 2008, 06:26:03 am
Is sacrificed to the chaos god khorne for he cares not from where the blood flows, only that it flows.
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Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on May 05, 2008, 06:59:05 am
death by videogames
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Post by: BakudanFox on May 05, 2008, 08:17:51 am
death by brain tumor from cellphone overuse
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Post by: TheNomeKing on May 05, 2008, 08:28:39 am
Brutally mercilessly accidentally cuts his head off while combing his Fur  (:
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Post by: Mercury on May 05, 2008, 09:17:28 am
Strangles himself during some weird bandage-incident  x_x
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Post by: Pawsies on May 05, 2008, 12:19:33 pm
Chokes on a Beanie Baby
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Post by: BakudanFox on May 05, 2008, 01:12:30 pm
chokes on lunch
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Post by: promagnum on May 05, 2008, 08:36:14 pm
Procrastinates going to the hospital because he's been shot.
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Post by: BakudanFox on May 05, 2008, 08:49:23 pm
dies from fear with bleach white hair
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Post by: promagnum on May 05, 2008, 09:14:23 pm
Dies by watching tooo much television.
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Post by: Wolfcub on May 05, 2008, 10:30:53 pm
Dies from choking on vomit.
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Post by: Furlong on May 05, 2008, 11:07:25 pm
Dies of surprise, because he didn't expect... (cue dramatic chord)
(http://www.qrz.com/uploads/post-7-71517-Monty_Python_Spanish_Inquisition.jpg)
The SPANISH INQUISITION! (cue diabolical laughing and acting)

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Post by: BakudanFox on May 05, 2008, 11:35:22 pm
dies from the fashion fopa those guys have commited
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Post by: Kaloth on May 06, 2008, 10:40:33 pm
Dies from not getting the Monty Python reference.
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Post by: BakudanFox on May 07, 2008, 07:59:53 am
dies cause i never seen monty python
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Post by: promagnum on May 07, 2008, 04:43:45 pm
Dies by using the computer too much
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Post by: Mercury on May 07, 2008, 04:45:46 pm
Drowns in the sea under a perfect azure blue sky.
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Post by: promagnum on May 07, 2008, 04:49:32 pm
Bye sniffing too many shoes.
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Post by: Mercury on May 07, 2008, 04:55:13 pm
(LOL!  :D)

By choking on a tasty looking piece of bamboo :O
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Post by: promagnum on May 07, 2008, 04:59:29 pm
mmmm

Dies by watching Maury too much
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Post by: BakudanFox on May 07, 2008, 08:01:00 pm
dies by the hands of an angry stripper
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Post by: promagnum on May 07, 2008, 08:54:39 pm
Dies by the hands of an angry stepper.
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Post by: Kaloth on May 07, 2008, 10:38:31 pm
Dies by annoying me  >:(
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Post by: Kobuk on May 07, 2008, 10:59:59 pm
Dies from heat exhaustion when wearing a fursuit for 24 hours straight.
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Post by: Acton on May 08, 2008, 12:37:30 am
Died of radiation poising while building a Kirov class battle cruiser model with "working" Soviet era nuclear reactor.
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Post by: Lost_Cat on May 08, 2008, 04:06:57 am
is eaten by crazed starving miniature giant dwarf hamsters.
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Post by: Mercury on May 08, 2008, 07:05:21 am
Dies a dramatic light-saber battle against several Jedi.
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Post by: BakudanFox on May 08, 2008, 01:08:06 pm
dies in a sandstorm stripped to the bone
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Post by: Kaloth on May 08, 2008, 06:26:29 pm
Dies by being hit by a speed boat.
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Post by: Katra on May 08, 2008, 08:23:43 pm
Hit5 by out of control skydiver.
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Post by: BakudanFox on May 08, 2008, 08:54:13 pm
dies by the hands on a sword
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Post by: Mercury on May 09, 2008, 01:47:25 pm
Dies when running into the killer-rabbit from Monthy Python and the Holy Grail.
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Post by: Kobuk on May 09, 2008, 09:53:57 pm
Dies when airplane parts fall from the sky and crash through your house roof killing you "a la Donnie Darko". ;)
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Post by: Furlong on May 09, 2008, 10:09:17 pm
Unfortunate mishap with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
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Post by: Kaloth on May 10, 2008, 01:11:40 am
Dies from being taunted a second time.
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Post by: BakudanFox on May 10, 2008, 11:41:54 am
lol frank kills you
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Post by: Kobuk on May 10, 2008, 04:21:30 pm
Dies after being strangled by the tentacles of a giant squid.  :o
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Post by: BakudanFox on May 10, 2008, 09:09:56 pm
dies in an ironic way that matches your lifestyle, so as people are cring at your funeral they are laughing at the sere irony of your death :goldlaugh:
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Post by: promagnum on May 10, 2008, 11:57:12 pm
Dies by eating too much popcorn
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Post by: Wolfcub on May 11, 2008, 05:28:45 pm
Dies from breathing in methane.
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Post by: promagnum on May 11, 2008, 07:22:35 pm
Dies by breathing in oxygen

XD
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Post by: Kaloth on May 11, 2008, 08:52:51 pm
Dies by being turned into a newt (but he got better)
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Post by: Mercury on May 12, 2008, 03:28:17 am
Dies of exhaustion because he plays World of Warcraft for days on end :O
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Post by: Pawsies on May 12, 2008, 05:33:28 am
Squashed by the biggest potato in the world
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Post by: Kaloth on May 12, 2008, 08:20:50 pm
Overeating the biggest potato on the planet.
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Post by: Mercury on May 13, 2008, 02:21:42 am
Dies from hunger - since the biggest potato in the world was all that was eatable in your direct vicinity.
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Post by: Furlong on May 13, 2008, 03:26:25 pm
^ falls into a black hole.
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Post by: TheNomeKing on May 13, 2008, 03:28:08 pm
Falls into a white hole  (:
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Post by: Kaloth on May 13, 2008, 05:33:32 pm
<doesnt distinguish race) you fall into a hole.
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Post by: Mercury on May 13, 2008, 06:54:37 pm
You die during a dangerous mountain-trip.
Pick: starvation, cold, oops-I-misstepped or a combination of the three!
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Post by: BakudanFox on May 13, 2008, 07:38:20 pm
dies why eatten at the donner party
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Post by: Katra on May 13, 2008, 08:45:50 pm
Stepped on electric eel.
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Post by: Kwan on May 13, 2008, 11:10:41 pm
Put a wet fork into an electric socket (was looking for the eel).
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Post by: promagnum on May 13, 2008, 11:15:40 pm
You stab yourself to death with a spoon.
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Post by: Lost_Cat on May 14, 2008, 06:45:58 am
crushed under the weight of a thousand worlds.
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Post by: Kwan on May 14, 2008, 03:36:10 pm
Was serving as Undersecretary to the Sanitation Engineer in the original Deathstar.
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Post by: Furlong on May 14, 2008, 03:56:08 pm
Informed the Emperor his Death Star was destroyed by a farm boy in a single x-wing.
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Post by: BakudanFox on May 14, 2008, 06:15:46 pm
choked on a roll :P
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Post by: promagnum on May 14, 2008, 11:44:51 pm
Tongue burned on cinnamon butter.
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Post by: Mercury on May 15, 2008, 02:39:49 am
Fell down a almost infinite staircase *ouch*
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Post by: BakudanFox on May 15, 2008, 02:20:31 pm
falls down an up escolator and dies after about 3 weeks of going in a perpetual loop
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Post by: promagnum on May 15, 2008, 03:55:11 pm
Dies by falling up the escalator.
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Post by: Katra on May 15, 2008, 07:16:43 pm
sucked dry by a million fleas.
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Post by: Kwan on May 15, 2008, 09:15:25 pm
Ripped apart by a throng of adoring fans wanting a souvenir.
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Post by: Katra on May 17, 2008, 10:28:04 pm
choked on a peanut.
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Post by: Furlong on May 17, 2008, 11:13:12 pm
Stumbles into a Star Wars vs Star Trek debate, and is caught in the crossfire.
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Post by: promagnum on May 18, 2008, 12:00:37 am
Gets hit by a speeding bus with a bomb on it set to go off if the bus goes under 50 mph.
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Post by: Tristan Thilorn on May 18, 2008, 12:02:03 am
Crushed by garage door
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Post by: promagnum on May 18, 2008, 05:52:47 pm
Was chained to that garage door.
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Post by: Kobuk on May 18, 2008, 09:59:03 pm
Dies from sword swallowing.
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Post by: promagnum on May 19, 2008, 04:50:30 pm
from a sugar overdose.
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Post by: silverfox on May 19, 2008, 04:56:35 pm
Wiimote through the eyesocket
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Post by: promagnum on May 19, 2008, 08:37:41 pm
Fur gets lit on fire by a small kid.
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Post by: Ziek lucario on May 19, 2008, 10:26:51 pm
Gets eaten by evil ants.
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Post by: Mercury on May 20, 2008, 02:32:40 am
Gets swarmed by nasty killerbees
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Post by: silverfox on May 20, 2008, 03:01:51 am
Lack of sleep will cause you to mistakenly think that you are invulnerable and subsequently will step in front of a riding mower.

NP - Dead Puppies - Dr. Demento
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Post by: TheNomeKing on May 20, 2008, 10:53:10 am
Death by teaspoon
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Post by: BakudanFox on May 20, 2008, 06:43:08 pm
death by a broken heart
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Post by: Kaloth on May 20, 2008, 10:45:12 pm
My stinger, or more acurately the poison of said object a few minutes later (after agonizing pain)
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Post by: Mercury on May 21, 2008, 05:19:02 pm
Sugar overdose.
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Post by: Acton on May 22, 2008, 03:10:10 am
Realized hungry Lions are not that cute.
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Post by: TheNomeKing on May 22, 2008, 01:27:27 pm
over - youtubed
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Post by: Kaloth on May 22, 2008, 02:43:20 pm
under youtubed
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Post by: Furlong on May 22, 2008, 05:19:28 pm
Falls down open elevator shaft.
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Post by: Kaloth on May 22, 2008, 05:32:04 pm
falls up an elevator shaft
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Post by: Katra on May 22, 2008, 06:58:54 pm
Fell down abandoned mine.
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Post by: Kaloth on May 23, 2008, 06:16:02 pm
Need I say it... sigh, falls up abandon mine.
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Post by: promagnum on May 23, 2008, 09:24:37 pm
You fall as soon as you step out of an abandoned mine, breaking your skull in half.
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Post by: Kaloth on May 23, 2008, 10:39:09 pm
You die becaue Mr. Fheng doesn't know what you eat. (Balls of Fury reference)
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Post by: promagnum on May 24, 2008, 01:24:17 pm
You die by listening to too much Garth Brooks xD
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Post by: Kaloth on May 24, 2008, 01:29:14 pm
You die from not listening to enough Garth Brooks
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Post by: Katra on May 24, 2008, 07:15:14 pm
Choked on donut hole.
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Post by: promagnum on May 24, 2008, 08:58:06 pm
Died by being stuck in the doughnut from the doughnut hole.
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Post by: Mercury on May 25, 2008, 03:13:43 am
Died of cuteness-overload when hordes of fluffy pink alien bunnies invaded our planet.
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Post by: promagnum on May 25, 2008, 12:10:13 pm
Dies by not reading The Road by Cormac McCarthy.
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Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on May 26, 2008, 01:45:26 am
reads his own death in a book, which tells him he will die 5 seconds after when he finished the sentence he read.
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Post by: Mercury on May 26, 2008, 08:27:05 am
'Got his name written down in some mysterious book by a guy named Light Yagami...


(Death Note for the non-otaku/ non-manga-fans ;))
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Post by: Kaloth on May 26, 2008, 01:54:42 pm
Dies from overdose of Anime.
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Post by: Furlong on May 26, 2008, 02:18:50 pm
^ accidentally gets on nerves of a girl named Haruhi Suzumiya, who unconsciously rewrites reality to not include you
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Post by: TheNomeKing on May 26, 2008, 02:20:24 pm
death by the conversation of an annoying friend on MSN
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Post by: Katra on May 27, 2008, 08:57:40 pm
Swallowed by sinkhole.
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Post by: promagnum on May 27, 2008, 09:06:24 pm
Died from jumping into sinkhole.
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Post by: ontels on May 28, 2008, 08:14:02 am
^ will die after head explodes of a paradox in a box
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Post by: promagnum on May 28, 2008, 10:25:16 am
/\Dies by headache.
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Post by: ontels on May 28, 2008, 10:56:00 am
^ his sheep eats him
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Post by: promagnum on May 28, 2008, 11:15:22 am
/\dies by newb disease
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Post by: ontels on May 28, 2008, 02:56:38 pm
^ dies by not noob but not 1337 disease
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Post by: Katra on May 28, 2008, 06:09:56 pm
^ unfortunate accident with barrel of gunpowder.
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Post by: Alysian Bluehoof on May 28, 2008, 10:09:52 pm
^ crushed between two enormous slices of swiss.
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Post by: promagnum on May 28, 2008, 10:53:56 pm
/\dies from being forced into those monkey barrels.
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Post by: Kobuk on May 30, 2008, 11:13:37 pm
^  Dies going over Niagara Falls in a barrel.
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Post by: promagnum on May 31, 2008, 12:02:01 am
/\dies from dog-modding. get it? dog-modding? you're a mod and god spelled backwards.....is....dog....:S
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Post by: Kaloth on May 31, 2008, 12:03:03 am
^ Dies from the lame-ness of that pun.
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Post by: Katra on May 31, 2008, 10:51:13 pm
^found booby trap the hard way.
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Post by: Mercury on June 01, 2008, 02:36:27 am
^ was eaten by the flying spaghetti monster
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Post by: ontels on June 01, 2008, 08:31:19 am
^ dies by unfortunate smelting accident
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Post by: Alysian Bluehoof on June 01, 2008, 06:12:17 pm
^ dies by fortunate smelting accident
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Post by: promagnum on June 01, 2008, 11:46:56 pm
/\dies by playing too much guitar.
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Post by: Nosirrah on June 03, 2008, 05:13:44 pm
dies by an assassin mistaking his target
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Post by: Mercury on June 03, 2008, 06:10:46 pm
^ dies when someone from the coin-machine thread mistakes him for the coin machine and tries to insert a gigantic coin in his mouth.
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Post by: Furlong on June 03, 2008, 11:17:58 pm
^ says "Ziggy Boogy Doog" engulfed in ensuing explosion.
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Post by: Kaloth on June 03, 2008, 11:20:36 pm
Goes to Chuck Norris's floating volcano castle and kisses his ring then backs away slowly, hoping he lives to tell the tale. He doesn't
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Post by: promagnum on June 03, 2008, 11:23:41 pm
Dies by living in Southeastern Ohio during tornado season :(
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Post by: Ag. on June 04, 2008, 05:47:16 pm
Dies of insulting a hippo's mum during mating season.
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Post by: Kaloth on June 04, 2008, 06:06:19 pm
Dies by living in Southeastern Ohio during tornado season :(
I live in central Ohio.

Anywho... Dies from chronic death disease.
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Post by: promagnum on June 04, 2008, 11:38:38 pm
Dies by happening to drive in Southeastern Ohio during tornado season.
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Post by: Kaloth on June 04, 2008, 11:40:33 pm
I do not have permission from my superiors to disclose the circumstances of promagnums death. (it involves me as a secret agent and a cool explosion.
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Post by: promagnum on June 04, 2008, 11:46:42 pm
Makir dies from dealing with my sister whose ADD medicine has worn off.
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Post by: Kaloth on June 05, 2008, 12:27:07 pm
Promagnum dies from a zombie hunter gone crazy. He was already dead see.
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Post by: Mercury on June 05, 2008, 12:34:03 pm
Makir dies at the hands of the same zombie hunter.
The hunter in question was indeed mad and as such, no longer able to distinct zombies and living people from each other.
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Post by: Katra on June 05, 2008, 05:47:05 pm
^ hit on head by giant size jawbreaker.
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Post by: promagnum on June 05, 2008, 10:59:51 pm
Katra passes on from a hangnail.
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Post by: Kaloth on June 06, 2008, 01:38:52 am
promagnum is hunted down by an elite group of hunters who want to kill of endangered species.
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Post by: Katra on June 06, 2008, 06:15:31 pm
^ Trampled by stampeding buffalo.
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Post by: promagnum on June 06, 2008, 07:06:28 pm
listened to a horribly done overdub job on a Johnny Cash song ><
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Post by: Kaloth on June 07, 2008, 01:51:56 pm
Try's to sneak past the door that I just so convieniently am guarding.
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Post by: Katra on June 07, 2008, 04:30:35 pm
^ caught in fight between all his different fursonas.
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Post by: Kaloth on June 07, 2008, 08:02:36 pm
Touche... ^is killed by demon ninja vampire assassins.
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Post by: Katra on June 08, 2008, 06:26:42 pm
^ got between mother bear and cubs.
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Post by: promagnum on June 10, 2008, 08:00:37 pm
/\ passed on by talking to a menopausal mother.
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Post by: McMajik on July 19, 2008, 12:08:47 pm
Gets killed in the great face shortage of '86
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Post by: Baako on July 19, 2008, 01:10:12 pm
McMajik dies from his 'excessive emo-ness'  :D jk  ;)
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Post by: McMajik on July 19, 2008, 02:11:47 pm
You shouldn't make jokes about excessive emoness. its quite horrible.

"Spontaneously combusts from glare"
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Post by: Duffman! on July 19, 2008, 03:50:52 pm
McMajik gets killed by his flower XD. (Its a magic flower which exudes aura's similar to that of cyanide (: )
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Post by: McMajik on July 19, 2008, 04:13:16 pm
dies when computer asplodes from too much hitage
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Post by: Duffman! on July 19, 2008, 04:16:02 pm
McMajik dies when his fingers burn out from too much posting XD
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Post by: Katra on July 19, 2008, 04:26:21 pm
^ helicopter crash lands on him.
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Post by: Furlong on July 19, 2008, 05:09:36 pm
^ a bolt of lightning strikes you, blinding you temporarily, causing you to stumble over an unexploded WW2 bomb, which detonates, blasting you into the middle of a freeway, where you are hit by a truck.

(it seems the grim reaper is going through a Rube Goldberg phase)

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Post by: Duffman! on July 19, 2008, 05:11:57 pm
^ a bolt of lightning strikes you, blinding you temporarily, causing you to stumble over an unexploded WW2 bomb, which detonates, blasting you into the middle of a freeway, where you are hit by a truck.

(it seems the grim reaper is going through a Rube Goldberg phase)



Dude.... Overkill XD

You die from overkill :D.
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Post by: josh down on July 19, 2008, 05:31:45 pm
duffman dies from over-thrusting
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Post by: Emma on July 20, 2008, 01:23:43 am
^Gets hit too hard with a stick with melons on it by a baboon.
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Post by: shakuhachi on July 20, 2008, 03:29:42 am
Emma dies trying to achieve quantum immortality.
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Post by: McMajik on July 20, 2008, 11:37:44 am
shakuhachi gets sucked inta a supermassive black hole
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Post by: Koryak on July 20, 2008, 11:54:40 am
McMajik dies from falling into a vulcanoe
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Post by: Scrimno on July 20, 2008, 12:22:03 pm
Koryak dies from computer withdrawl
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Post by: Furlong on July 20, 2008, 12:48:48 pm
^ is turned into orange tang by an emotionless girl with blue hair.
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Post by: Duffman! on July 20, 2008, 07:54:15 pm
^ Your own entrails rach up, out of your stomach and strangle you ^^
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Post by: Katra on July 20, 2008, 11:41:34 pm
^ starves to death from forgetting to eat.
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Post by: McMajik on July 21, 2008, 09:25:48 am
^crushed to death by whammy bars
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Post by: Katra on July 21, 2008, 06:09:47 pm
^ rubs head on bear cub with mother watching.
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Post by: Kaseiko on July 22, 2008, 08:04:58 am
Accidentally makes eye contact with my oldest and moodiest cat MauMau.
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Post by: Katra on July 22, 2008, 05:45:37 pm
^Gets sucked into Roto Rooter truck.
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Post by: josh down on July 22, 2008, 08:21:39 pm
^ mauled by a flying zebra tied to a wreckingball
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Post by: McMajik on July 23, 2008, 06:13:17 am
epicly takes 3 bullets, 7 knifes and a pitchfork for some random stranger
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Post by: Katra on July 24, 2008, 07:58:42 pm
^ climbs a tree; which falls with him still in it.
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Post by: McMajik on July 25, 2008, 08:32:39 am
gets killed by a door to door salesman when refuses to buy soap
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Post by: Katra on July 25, 2008, 04:31:59 pm
^ chased off pier by pack of dogs.
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Post by: McMajik on July 25, 2008, 04:39:24 pm
gets turned into a fish and drowns in air
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Post by: Katra on July 25, 2008, 04:57:47 pm
^ toasted by fire breathing dragon.
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Post by: McMajik on July 26, 2008, 02:36:53 am
^lies until his nose is so long it becomes heavy enough to snap spine
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Post by: Liphx on July 26, 2008, 06:26:46 am
~Sleep depravation from being on Furtopia eventually claims your life at the computer terminal~
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Post by: McMajik on July 26, 2008, 07:29:25 am
probably, yeah...

^home a-splodes
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Post by: Katra on July 26, 2008, 05:47:06 pm
^ choked on jawbreaker.
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Post by: McMajik on July 26, 2008, 06:28:19 pm
dies from having bon jovi albums thrown at
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Post by: Scrimno on August 08, 2008, 12:21:31 am
^ Dies by being skewered by a swordfish.
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Post by: Kyla on August 17, 2008, 08:57:46 am
...is eaten by a grue
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Post by: Serathano on August 17, 2008, 12:17:22 pm
^ is caught by the aliens and get the face hugger treatment.
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Post by: Kyla on August 18, 2008, 12:12:25 pm
...forgets to breathe and suffocates.
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Post by: McMajik on August 18, 2008, 12:55:58 pm
eyes asplode
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Post by: Serathano on August 18, 2008, 01:21:49 pm
hat suffocates him
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Post by: Kyla on August 18, 2008, 03:43:59 pm
...steps on a rusty nail that becomes infected, gets AIDS, and dies from the infection.
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Post by: Katra on August 18, 2008, 04:20:48 pm
^ Falls out of tree into quicksand.
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Post by: Kyla on August 18, 2008, 09:29:11 pm
...is pulled under with me
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Post by: Katra on August 19, 2008, 03:57:14 pm
^ swallowed by anaconda.
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Post by: McMajik on August 19, 2008, 04:35:48 pm
looses all breathing privelages
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Post by: Serathano on August 19, 2008, 11:03:00 pm
^Loses hat and dies from sun exposure.
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Post by: Kaloth on August 19, 2008, 11:04:22 pm
Annoys Greg the Grim Reaper
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Post by: Keyoki on August 19, 2008, 11:11:45 pm
Takes a toenail to the eye (a very large toenail).
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Post by: Katra on August 22, 2008, 04:40:10 pm
^ attacked by killer bees.
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Post by: Alsek on August 22, 2008, 06:12:36 pm
^ attacked by killer fursuiter swarm
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Post by: Kaloth on August 22, 2008, 06:40:11 pm
Finally got the wrong people mad at Nev... Horrible things ensue.
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Post by: Furlong on August 22, 2008, 06:52:44 pm
^ Accidentally discovers the funniest joke in the world, dies laughing. 
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Post by: Kaloth on August 22, 2008, 06:56:51 pm
^does not bend his knees put his arms out and flap fast enough and thus falls.
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Post by: Black Foot on August 22, 2008, 06:57:45 pm
gets killed by a falling tree with a large branch that got rammed into the skull.
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Post by: Alsek on August 22, 2008, 08:03:55 pm
^ Accidentally discovers the funniest joke in the world, dies laughing. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvj1QGqfQyg

Hehehe
_____________________________________


^ gets mauled by spirit fish.
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Post by: Foxtrot on August 23, 2008, 02:28:40 am
trampled by spectators in the olympic games
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Post by: McMajik on August 23, 2008, 03:37:57 am
^ Thrown in to the olympic flame thingeh
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Post by: Krane on August 23, 2008, 11:21:25 am
^ stabbed by a pole from a pole lunger person thing
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Post by: Kyla on August 23, 2008, 06:05:56 pm
... listened to Nickelback's new song
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Post by: redguardian on August 26, 2008, 04:36:03 pm
^ first person to see me come back
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Post by: McMajik on August 30, 2008, 08:46:08 am
AH DEAR GOD SWEET JESUS NO ITS BACK!!!!
*Spazams*

^ gets crushed by my spazming
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Post by: Kyla on August 30, 2008, 09:33:33 am
^ no one bothers to resuscitate after his seizure
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Post by: redguardian on August 30, 2008, 03:20:45 pm
^ 's name was said backwards
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Post by: Krane on August 30, 2008, 03:42:15 pm
^ is killed by another mewtwo   :P
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Post by: Alsek on August 30, 2008, 03:45:53 pm
^ is killed by a massive rampaging horde of hello kitty obsessed schoolgirls atempting to get to the toystore.
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Post by: Krane on August 30, 2008, 03:54:37 pm
rofl that would be funny

anywhoo

^ is killed by a penny O.o
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Post by: redguardian on August 30, 2008, 04:06:55 pm
^ ish killed by christmas charolors who sing so bad your head asplodes o..o
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Post by: Serathano on August 30, 2008, 07:38:58 pm
^is confronted by black mew and gets murdered.
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Post by: redguardian on August 30, 2008, 08:56:34 pm
^ knew my real fate of my black mew (my gf ish a black mew XD ) and had to be terminated before the secret got out
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Post by: Katra on August 30, 2008, 09:03:30 pm
^ stomped by Godzilla.
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Post by: redguardian on August 30, 2008, 09:15:29 pm
^ accidently slammed his head into the celing
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Post by: Krane on August 30, 2008, 10:45:21 pm
^ is killed by the leprechaun at the end of the skittles rainbow O.o
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Post by: McMajik on September 02, 2008, 11:10:55 am
^ Is impaled by the skittles rainbow, then explodes from being filled with skittles.
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Post by: Firewolf on September 06, 2008, 05:56:46 pm
^ is hit by a bus at 70 mph
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Post by: Katra on September 07, 2008, 11:39:26 pm
^ accidentally ignited leaking propane tank.
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Post by: Krane on September 08, 2008, 03:01:48 am
^ is pushed off the eifle tower O.o

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Post by: Alsek on September 08, 2008, 03:44:14 am
^ dies from Spontaneous combution!   (whoo)
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Post by: Kayle on September 08, 2008, 03:14:23 pm
^ is eaten by some random chinese guy.
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Post by: McMajik on September 08, 2008, 04:11:05 pm
Is shot repetedly my me in the kneecaps, then bleeds to death, for liking MCR
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Post by: Kayle on September 08, 2008, 07:01:02 pm
is forced to listen to "Welcome to the Black Parade" on an endless loop.
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Post by: Firewolf on September 10, 2008, 07:28:47 pm
^ can't help but insult a police officer and rots in jail :p
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Post by: Kayle on September 10, 2008, 07:55:43 pm
^ can't help but insult a police officer and rots in jail :p

thats really random. 

Gets eaten by a horde of zombies
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Post by: josh down on September 12, 2008, 02:20:59 pm
gets attacked by a massive hoard of 7 foot tall question marks and dies in a bizzare fit of confusion
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Post by: Tristan Thilorn on September 12, 2008, 02:33:41 pm
^ Eaten by cannibals
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Post by: McMajik on September 12, 2008, 03:05:30 pm
^listens to death magnetic too much
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Post by: Kayle on September 12, 2008, 03:24:37 pm
stands too close to the microwave
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Post by: Firewolf on September 12, 2008, 05:29:04 pm
one word SUFFACATES
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Post by: McMajik on September 12, 2008, 06:15:53 pm
^ isn't fireproof
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Post by: Firewolf on September 13, 2008, 09:38:21 am
^ gets his butt torched with a flame thrower. :D
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Post by: McMajik on September 13, 2008, 05:51:56 pm
fire burns all surrounding air
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Post by: Furlong on September 13, 2008, 05:53:21 pm
^ innocent bystander #17 in a bad monster movie.
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Post by: McMajik on September 13, 2008, 06:46:39 pm
^ is the bad guy in said film, and gets killed by his own creation. no special effects.
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Post by: Kayle on September 14, 2008, 01:21:14 pm
^gets shot by a hairy mountain man with a musket.
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Post by: Timberwuff on September 14, 2008, 11:58:28 pm
^Gets backstabbed by a French-accented guy in a rather nice suit.
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Post by: Greeblig Venn Aridarr on September 15, 2008, 03:57:17 am
^ Will call a dangerous psychotic "Wacky".
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Post by: Furlong on September 15, 2008, 11:27:59 am
^ Makes Kyle Katarn angry. 
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Post by: Kayle on September 15, 2008, 01:33:57 pm
falls into a wood shredder
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Post by: Katra on September 15, 2008, 08:45:59 pm
^  eaten in sleep by army ants.
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Post by: missywolf on September 15, 2008, 08:53:16 pm
^ loses fight with Bigfoot.
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Post by: Tristan Thilorn on September 16, 2008, 02:18:29 am
^ Drinks dumbcane tea brewed by an assassin
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Post by: Cobalt on September 16, 2008, 11:30:34 am
Finds Chuck Norris hidden in their closet.

(Yeah, I went there. ;) )
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Post by: josh down on September 16, 2008, 11:46:44 am
turned red and died of shock
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Post by: Timberwuff on September 16, 2008, 11:49:26 am
^ Gets slipped a mickey while drinking some brandy... Only that the mickey was too strong and you died.
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Post by: Kayle on September 17, 2008, 11:16:01 am
gets shot from airplane by sarah palin
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Post by: Kovuchu on September 18, 2008, 11:47:19 pm
^Will die of shock when Mccain is elected
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Post by: McMajik on September 19, 2008, 08:12:01 am
^  rolls over, and off a cliff
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Post by: Kayle on September 19, 2008, 01:07:34 pm
^is forced to go on stage with MCR.
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Post by: McMajik on September 19, 2008, 01:33:15 pm
eww!!!

^ has to watch gerard way be shot in the face
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Post by: Kayle on September 19, 2008, 03:06:16 pm
he may die, but the music shall not.  (besides, there's allways Megadeth and Disturbed and Motley Crue)

^gets stabbed with a radioactive umbrella.
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Post by: McMajik on September 19, 2008, 03:09:43 pm
disturbed, megadeth and motley crue are great! I just don't like MCR

^ is on the wrong planet, forgets oxygen tank
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Post by: Kayle on September 19, 2008, 03:11:16 pm
wow.  we just keep going back and forth...

^hit by flying baseball bat
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Post by: McMajik on September 19, 2008, 03:27:35 pm
^crushed by the moon
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Post by: Kobuk on September 19, 2008, 10:52:29 pm
 ^ Dies from sugar overdose of too many pixie stix.
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Post by: Furlong on September 19, 2008, 11:18:25 pm
^ Has cell phone ring in crowded move theater.  Crushed to death by the ensuing mass tackling. 
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Post by: Kobuk on September 19, 2008, 11:26:54 pm
^ Dies from taking a vacation on a new HMS Titanic cruise ship that gets built but then sinks again after running into another iceberg.
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Post by: Alsek on September 20, 2008, 04:15:12 am
^ Will die from a caffeine overdose caused by either too much mountain dew   or Tea.
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Post by: Kayle on September 22, 2008, 01:26:56 pm
dont diss the caffeine, man.

you are killed by flying monkeys commanded by my mother.
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Post by: Alsek on September 22, 2008, 07:46:36 pm
I splash water on you mother,  she shrieks as she melts causing you to go clinically insane and get yourself hit by a bus.


And by the way,   I practically run on Caffeine now,   but Coffee  FTW!
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Post by: McMajik on September 23, 2008, 03:33:17 pm
You drown in said water
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Post by: Koryak on September 24, 2008, 11:59:55 am
^ Crushed under a forklift
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Post by: Kobuk on September 24, 2008, 12:04:28 pm
^ Dies when an Air Force jet drops one of those precision guided "smart bombs" on you.
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Post by: Kayle on September 24, 2008, 12:21:57 pm
dies when a random table falls out of an airplane delivering picnic supplies and hits you.
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Post by: Kobuk on September 24, 2008, 07:29:24 pm
^ Dies when being crushed by a large Mountain Dew robot.  :o  :D
http://www.benprocter.com/SITEv2/Graphics_Content/ZOOMPIC_Trans_Others_MtDew.jpg
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Post by: redyoshi49q on September 25, 2008, 12:58:11 am
^ dies of horror when the Mountain Dew robot steals his Mountain Dew.
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Post by: Dak3ras on September 25, 2008, 09:11:14 am
^Dies when Kobuk has a temper tantrum over losing his mountain dew, and destroys anything near him
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Post by: Kayle on September 25, 2008, 01:35:43 pm
Dies when i beat the crap out of you because I liked your other avatar better.
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Post by: McMajik on September 25, 2008, 06:03:53 pm
^ dies when i beat the crap out of gerard way.
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Post by: Kayle on September 25, 2008, 10:14:40 pm
As i said, the music shall live on.

Dies after Gerard comes back from the dead and eats you.
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Post by: Alsek on September 26, 2008, 12:36:06 am
^ Is devoured by a talking vacume.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on September 26, 2008, 12:59:21 am
^ dies because he didn't level up enough to beat the next boss.
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Post by: Kisuke-San_13 on September 26, 2008, 01:01:58 pm
will die chasing a banana then finding out its actually a crazy squirrel from the past that wants his acorn back
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Post by: Kayle on September 26, 2008, 01:37:04 pm
dies when one of his friends (who is sitting beside him right now, aka me) shoots him with a high powered cork gun.
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Post by: Kisuke-San_13 on September 26, 2008, 02:19:31 pm
dies in the middle of a buffet when a hot steak is flung into his face and he chokes on it
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Post by: Kobuk on September 26, 2008, 08:50:29 pm
^ Dies when trying to reach the center of the Earth.
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Post by: Alsek on September 26, 2008, 09:14:44 pm
^ Is fired out of a cannon into the sun,   forgot to wear sunblock.
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Post by: McMajik on September 27, 2008, 03:38:39 am
^ IS the sun, but isn't fireproof
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Post by: Kisuke-San_13 on September 27, 2008, 06:53:57 pm
^your top hat slips down too far and suffocates you
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Post by: Miss Fatality on September 27, 2008, 06:59:21 pm
You fall in a pool of chocolate pudding and sadly drown. At least it's a happy death
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Post by: Kisuke-San_13 on September 27, 2008, 07:17:04 pm
You fall in a pool of chocolate pudding and sadly drown. At least it's a happy death
thanks for that
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Post by: Miss Fatality on September 27, 2008, 07:32:58 pm
You fall in a pool of chocolate pudding and sadly drown. At least it's a happy death
thanks for that

Haha, thanks
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Post by: Howel ch19 on September 27, 2008, 07:49:32 pm
you will die by me eating you
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Post by: Kisuke-San_13 on September 27, 2008, 07:53:09 pm
i cut open your stomach with my ninja sword and pull Miss Fatality out before she dies, thus killing you

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Post by: Howel ch19 on September 27, 2008, 07:54:12 pm
sorry friend i met ninja raccoon
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Post by: Howel ch19 on September 27, 2008, 07:54:48 pm
shut up i met you
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Post by: Howel ch19 on September 27, 2008, 07:56:37 pm
dont you have a "not" girl friend to talk to who by the way kills you from jelousy
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Post by: Kisuke-San_13 on September 27, 2008, 08:01:38 pm
lol
i'm just sticking up for someone else, Howel
and sorry, that doesnt work
she'd never do that
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Post by: Howel ch19 on September 27, 2008, 09:05:32 pm
blast then ill kill you with a rabbit................... thats packen an oozie
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Post by: Dak3ras on September 27, 2008, 09:14:20 pm
ok, I drop a hippo on u
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Post by: redyoshi49q on September 27, 2008, 09:18:31 pm
^ dies shortly after realizing that he forgot to put on his parachute before skydiving...
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Post by: Howel ch19 on September 27, 2008, 09:23:55 pm
well i devourer your soul.... :goldpissed:
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Post by: Dak3ras on September 27, 2008, 09:29:25 pm
yoshi eats you at the same moment, so u both die
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Post by: redyoshi49q on September 27, 2008, 09:38:14 pm
^ dies when he fails to resist the urge to remove the panel labeled "DO NOT REMOVE".

The panel, of course, was the cover of a car battery...  Can you say "electrocution in a box"?
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Post by: McMajik on September 28, 2008, 04:11:43 am
i pounce you from above and break your spine
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Post by: Howel ch19 on September 28, 2008, 02:34:03 pm
i go all werewolf and eat your heart....
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Post by: McMajik on September 28, 2008, 03:12:20 pm
dio steals your soul
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Post by: Howel ch19 on September 28, 2008, 05:34:58 pm
i use your own nukes in your hat
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Post by: Dak3ras on September 28, 2008, 06:25:42 pm
I push you in the hat before the nukes go off
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Post by: Alsek on September 28, 2008, 06:48:53 pm
^ is swallowed by a giraffe
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Post by: Howel ch19 on September 28, 2008, 07:08:47 pm
u die by me eating your torso
because you blocked me from eating Dak3ras
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Post by: Katra on September 28, 2008, 09:41:41 pm
^ fell down sinkhole into the sewer.
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Post by: Howel ch19 on September 28, 2008, 09:54:49 pm
you die from fire rises from the ground
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Post by: redyoshi49q on September 29, 2008, 02:12:01 am
^ falls down when a small child hugs his legs.

The fall itself didn't kill him, though; it only made him unconscious.  The army of 5 year olds that came en masse did manage to suffocate him, though.
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Post by: McMajik on September 29, 2008, 03:26:14 am
is killed when he realises he can't put people in eggs
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Post by: Dak3ras on September 29, 2008, 03:45:00 am
is eaten by the alternate universe in his hat
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Post by: Howel ch19 on September 29, 2008, 08:28:56 am
is eaten by a brown bear....
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Post by: redyoshi49q on September 30, 2008, 06:51:31 pm
^ decides that rat poison looks a lot like candy...
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Post by: Howel ch19 on September 30, 2008, 09:32:13 pm
eats lizard poison..
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Post by: Dak3ras on September 30, 2008, 09:45:12 pm
^^^falls in a room full of silverware
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Post by: Howel ch19 on September 30, 2008, 10:25:26 pm
good one... a wolf hunter comes along u get the idea....
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Post by: redyoshi49q on October 01, 2008, 12:29:26 am
^ chooses a bad time to forget the words to the Peter Panda Dance.

To make a long story short, he discovered how painful fire can be...

(Pacifier movie reference)
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Post by: Timberwuff on October 01, 2008, 01:52:11 am
^ Gets turned into a trophy in a Super Smash Bros. Brawl game.
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Post by: Kayle on October 01, 2008, 11:29:54 am
falls blindfolded out of a helicopter five feet over the ground and has a heart attack.
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Post by: Howel ch19 on October 02, 2008, 12:14:26 am
you run into me in a dark alley and your head explodes
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Post by: Alsek on October 02, 2008, 01:35:58 am
you are hit by a car and rushed to the emergancy room,   were they deside to operate on you.   Unfortunatly your health insurance doesn't cover vehical related incidences and you have a heart attack when you find out.
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Post by: Cobalt on October 02, 2008, 10:06:45 am
Bananas...thousands of them falling from the sky. Not so much by being crushed or anything, but more from the subsequent over-eating that follows.

(A banana for whoever gets the referance.)
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Post by: Kayle on October 02, 2008, 01:44:59 pm
the only banana reference I can think of right now is the youtube vid "Charlie the Unicorn Meets the Banana King."

YOu die after killing yourself.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on October 02, 2008, 04:10:16 pm
^ runs into someone who has dedicated their lives to doing nothing but insulting others in 'leetspeak.  Apparently, even their need to breathe and sleep had been obviated by their passion, as indicated by the fact that the insults came with no pauses whatsoever.

There was a steep cliff nearby and nothing to inhibit its use.  He did last a good while before utilizing it, though...
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Post by: Alsek on October 02, 2008, 04:46:09 pm
^  Accidentaly walks into a turtle and falls off the edge of the planet.
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Post by: Kayle on October 03, 2008, 11:05:33 am
dies from own stupidity.
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Post by: Howel ch19 on October 03, 2008, 12:27:33 pm
dies from my pitch fork...
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Post by: Alsek on October 03, 2008, 01:34:33 pm
^ is forced into a cage with 5 pitbulls with a steak hung around his neck.
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Post by: Cobalt on October 03, 2008, 02:28:23 pm
YOu die after killing yourself.

That seems somehow fitting....>.<

Anyway!

Death due to flapping their arms too hard....while falling out of an airplane...at 30,000 feet.
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Post by: Kayle on October 03, 2008, 02:47:04 pm
dies when a random monster truck runs through your house.
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Post by: Dak3ras on October 03, 2008, 06:42:22 pm
^ was in said monster truck, but it rolled over and crushed you.
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Post by: Katra on October 03, 2008, 09:05:41 pm
^ run over by a blind bull.
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Post by: Alsek on October 03, 2008, 09:37:43 pm
^ run over by a blind bull.


^ was shot in a driveby while mowing his lawn
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Post by: Howel ch19 on October 03, 2008, 11:24:24 pm
was shot in a hunting of wolves while in Alaska(after Palin wins election)...
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Post by: Alsek on October 03, 2008, 11:49:33 pm
^  Is tared and featherd
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Post by: redyoshi49q on October 04, 2008, 01:17:26 am
^ is presented tar and told that it is "chocolate syrup fortified with extra happiness".

Let's just say that the chocolate syrup didn't perform as advertised...
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Post by: VT-Pilot on October 04, 2008, 01:27:19 am
^ Has an unfortunate meeting with Donkey Kong while he has the hammer!
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Post by: Dak3ras on October 04, 2008, 06:34:42 pm
^^ is shot down by fox mccloud
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Post by: Draconium on October 04, 2008, 08:06:55 pm
^^

Angers Theta from Twilight Valley and has a bad encounter with some Stone Age weapons.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on October 05, 2008, 01:18:55 am
^ decides to imitate an old man he heard about in some children's song.  He started to roll down a hill, but broke his neck when he was halfway home.

It was funny to watch him try to figure out how he was supposed to play "Knick Knack" on his thumb, though...
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Post by: Miss Fatality on October 05, 2008, 01:24:59 am
^----- Will die of horrible chess accident.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on October 05, 2008, 01:59:06 am
^ wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.  Normally, this wouldn't be problematic.  However, the "wrong side" of the bed is right next to an open, 42nd story window.

On her way down, she tried to figure out how her experience is related to a whale and a bowl of petunias.  Unfortunately, the ground hit her before the correlation did.  Hi, ground!
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Post by: Alsek on October 05, 2008, 04:28:47 am
^ Will accidentaly brutaly cut his own head off while shaving.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on October 05, 2008, 06:41:27 pm
^ goes on a ride in an antique hot air balloon.  Little did he know that the balloon that he flew in had a perfect historical accuracy, right down to the hydrogen gas that was used to make it float.

Hydrogen gas goes boom.  Coincidentally, so did the passenger.
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Post by: Alsek on October 05, 2008, 07:21:11 pm
^  Is killed when masive amounts of hot air balloon parks come falling out of the sky and hit him...  Along with a few wolfdog Fangs and claws.
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Post by: Katra on October 05, 2008, 07:29:31 pm
^ run over by a dogsled.
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Post by: VT-Pilot on October 05, 2008, 08:07:52 pm
^
Shall be turned into a massive fur coat.
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Post by: Alsek on October 05, 2008, 09:55:05 pm
^ Dies in a tragic shoe repair accident.   There were no survivors.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on October 05, 2008, 11:26:09 pm
^ makes the mistake of saying "I think not.", and Descartes's rule comes into effect.

He didn't die, technically.  He just doesn't... exist  anymore...
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Post by: Howel ch19 on October 06, 2008, 12:01:08 am
dies from getting trapped in his own egg
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Post by: Kayle on October 06, 2008, 01:48:11 pm
looks at self in mirror.
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Post by: Furlong on October 06, 2008, 03:47:43 pm
^ falls into a bottomless pit.  Dies of old age. 
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Post by: Alsek on October 06, 2008, 03:57:33 pm
^  Will be the human chosen to be sent to Pluto for the first time.   However,   there was a slight miscalculation and he missed the (not)plannet.   Last that we will hear from him, will be when he is drifting off into the cold blackness of space.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on October 06, 2008, 05:15:01 pm
^ is presented logical and rational arguments that state that the universe is made up of tiny loops of vibrating strings that occupy a space of 10^(1/2) dimensions and that the universe will explode at an exponential rate if an electron ends up in a g suborbital, which will happen when the 121st element is first successfully synthesized...

His head exploded.
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Post by: Alsek on October 06, 2008, 06:09:51 pm
^   Fell off a cliff....  Too bad he wasn't a blue yoshi...
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Post by: redyoshi49q on October 07, 2008, 02:49:44 am
^ is stuck on a very tall rock pillar.  The rock pillar is surrounded by a very deep chasm, and the nearest route of escape is a cliff that's about 100 yards away and 20 yards lower.

He died of thirst.  Too bad he couldn't flutter jump...
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Post by: McMajik on October 07, 2008, 08:24:24 am
^ tries to duck under a bridge, but clips eyes. falls of a cliff while flailing about in agony
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Post by: Kayle on October 07, 2008, 11:31:20 am
falls into own tophat.
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Post by: Kivva on October 08, 2008, 01:41:05 pm
Trips and falls on a bed of nails at a carnival.
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Post by: Alsek on October 08, 2008, 01:43:19 pm
^Laughs hysterically at kennym18's death.  Turns to walk away and gets hit by a clown car.
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Post by: Howel ch19 on October 08, 2008, 02:21:09 pm
dies from boredom...
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Post by: Kivva on October 08, 2008, 03:07:25 pm
Dies from fright while watching Alsek die of boredom...
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Post by: Alsek on October 08, 2008, 03:17:00 pm
dies from boredom...

Dies from fright while watching Alsek die of boredom...

Ahahahahahaha...  That one is plausible!

^ dies from....   uh...    Kivva you will be hit by a buss when you charge across the street to attack neighborhood birds.
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Post by: Timberwuff on October 08, 2008, 03:58:49 pm
^ dies from failing to leave a burning building as you were talking on your cell phone and taking forever to come up with a creative answer. ;)
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Post by: Howel ch19 on October 08, 2008, 10:08:19 pm
dies from a accident off of final destination(choose your favorite...)...
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Post by: Kiyatsu on October 08, 2008, 11:18:18 pm
Dies from someone pushing him off whilist watching said accident.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on October 09, 2008, 01:45:26 am
^ becomes a part of the "Ban DHMO" movement, and promptly vows to never again consume DHMO again.  She died a few days later.

(DHMO = Dihidrogen Monoxide.  If you don't know why abstaining from it would be bad, going to chemistry class would be a very good idea...)
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Post by: Alsek on October 09, 2008, 02:09:20 am
^ will walk down the streat one day in the hot sun.   The hot sun shining down on him will cause him to BURST INTO FLAMES!
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Post by: Kayle on October 09, 2008, 11:27:07 am
fried by a giant with a magnifying glass.
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Post by: Furlong on October 09, 2008, 12:39:22 pm
^ Was on Alderaan and noticed that there seems to be a new moon in orbit...
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Post by: redyoshi49q on October 10, 2008, 01:20:07 am
^ decides that flying on a plane would be a good idea, even though he is Mr. Play-It-Safe.  Put simply, the plane does not end up where intended.

Yes, he won the lottery the day before.  No, it wasn't ironic in the least.
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Post by: Kayle on October 10, 2008, 03:00:44 pm
visits jurassic park.
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Post by: Alsek on October 10, 2008, 07:06:26 pm
^ hears a knock at the door.  He goes to answer it and finds two men in black suits.   They say quite casually, "Hello,   We're from the Government,   and were here to help you."
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Post by: Kobuk on October 10, 2008, 07:30:28 pm
^ Dies from starvation when Furtopia has run out of cake, cookies, pie, Kit Kats, and Mt. Dew to give.
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Post by: VT-Pilot on October 10, 2008, 09:55:41 pm
^ Shall be hunted by people with pitch forks and torches few drinking all the Mountain Dew.
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Post by: Draconium on October 10, 2008, 10:00:01 pm
^ Overdoses on iodide from eating too much seafood.
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Post by: Alsek on October 11, 2008, 03:43:23 am
^ Dies from starvation when Furtopia has run out of cake, cookies, pie, Kit Kats, and Mt. Dew to give.

What?!   Furtopia run out of food!?  Madness!!

Rather odd anyways considerig i practically live off of ground beef and coffee....



^  will be the first to try out an experimental and revolutionary hair replacement chemical.   There were no survivors withen a 10 mile radius.
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Post by: Black Foot on October 11, 2008, 01:17:12 pm
gets accidently hit by a tow truck.
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Post by: Krane on October 12, 2008, 05:03:33 am
^ Is stepped on by big foot

You know his name is black foot? Get it?? Oh... well nm then V_V
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Post by: McMajik on October 12, 2008, 11:57:42 am
^ is forced into the coin machine by lawrence
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Post by: Juno on October 12, 2008, 04:39:44 pm
^ Is eaten by his own hat.
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Post by: Furlong on October 12, 2008, 08:53:49 pm
^ Attempts to play all 4 Rock Band 2 instruments at once.  Brain self destructs. 
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Post by: Howel ch19 on October 12, 2008, 09:56:24 pm
eaten alive by cannibals cause of the T5 disease
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Post by: Alsek on October 13, 2008, 03:11:03 am
^ will be wolfapolted out of a catapult.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on October 13, 2008, 04:04:44 am
^ will be wolfapolted out of a catapult.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67fFDiPRsrk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67fFDiPRsrk)  Sadly enough, some people have actually done this...

So anyway...

^ is accidentally hit by a moving part of his catapult/trebuchet, and is flung forcibly in a random upwards direction.  His famous last words were "Hey!  I can see my house from--".
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Post by: Furlong on October 13, 2008, 09:42:51 am
^ Drive-by argument.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on October 15, 2008, 01:42:22 am
^ ends up in the Sahara desert.  The how and why are hazy, but somehow, he ended up there.

He also happened to be donning Mother Nature's Easy Bake Oven (a.k.a. a fur coat).

(*sizzle*)
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Post by: Dak3ras on October 15, 2008, 05:40:54 pm
^ Has also mysteriously ended up there, and is now being viewed by furlong as a potential source of fluids
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Post by: Kayle on October 16, 2008, 12:03:01 pm
dies when the bus driver turns out to be epileptic, and has a seizure going 70 on the interstate.
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Post by: McMajik on October 16, 2008, 05:01:45 pm
^ dies for almost having the same taste in music as me
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Post by: Kayle on October 17, 2008, 02:28:29 pm
dies because I realize that he's right...
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Post by: Dak3ras on October 17, 2008, 06:35:55 pm
^Dies when the black hole in McMajik's hat sucks him in
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Post by: redyoshi49q on October 19, 2008, 12:37:14 am
^ is on a mountain, and he see a huge rock rolling rapidly toward him.  He runs away frantically from the rock, but the rock is faster, and it eventually overtakes him.

He is now a pancake.  Too bad he didn't think to run out of the rock's path instead of straight away from the rock...
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Post by: Kayle on October 21, 2008, 01:33:07 pm
decides to hang upside down on an active electrical wire and is shocked and fried and falls.
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Post by: McMajik on October 21, 2008, 04:09:09 pm
^ is killed for only having one iron maiden album
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Post by: Katra on October 21, 2008, 08:54:54 pm
^ mugged for his hat.
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Post by: McMajik on October 22, 2008, 10:31:59 am
^ killed by me for paying of hired goons to get my hat
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Post by: Baako on October 22, 2008, 10:38:43 am
^ Dies by drowining in mountain dew :)
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Post by: McMajik on October 22, 2008, 10:40:41 am
^ dies of being hit across the muzzle with a newspaper one too many times
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Post by: Kayle on October 22, 2008, 11:33:50 am
dies because he doesnt realize the Wal Mart in my town is the second smallest Wal Mart in the U.S, and hardly anyone around here likes Maiden so they don't stock much of it.
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Post by: Kiyatsu on October 22, 2008, 12:13:19 pm
^ Dies by having his ears implanted with self destruct switches, accidently presses it one day.
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Post by: Kayle on October 22, 2008, 12:15:02 pm
sets self on fire.
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Post by: Kwan on October 22, 2008, 02:07:11 pm
McMajik drops something heavy & fatal on  him.
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Post by: McMajik on October 22, 2008, 02:09:27 pm
^ also has something heavy and fatal dropped on
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Post by: Kwan on October 22, 2008, 07:45:22 pm
^  Perishes from copycat crime.
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Post by: Kiyatsu on October 22, 2008, 08:52:34 pm
^ Slips on a piece of saran wrap.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on October 23, 2008, 02:50:09 am
^ was stuck on a raft floating down an underground river.  This in of itself wasn't intolerable, but an endless loop of an extremely annoying "It's Doc Gerbil's World" song was playing.

She went underwater to escape the torture.  After coming up for air a few times, she came to the conclusion that silence was more important than air.  At least she never had to that song again...
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Post by: Kiyatsu on October 23, 2008, 03:02:08 am
^Had been playing the maniacs song for nearly 30 years until it drove him to insanity annnd he fled for the hills, only to eventually fall off a cliff.

(Ogees, Doc Gerbils World. <3 What an epic way to die.)
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Post by: josh down on October 23, 2008, 08:48:03 am
is ambushed by hard rock ensemble electric six and dies from overhearing the word 'fire'
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Post by: Kayle on October 23, 2008, 11:21:32 am
eats meat and then commits suicide.
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Post by: Kwan on October 23, 2008, 05:27:34 pm
^  Got pimp-slapped by Skeletor's staff.
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Post by: Kisuke-San_13 on October 23, 2008, 05:39:52 pm
^ Gets eaten by my cat, Lasagna
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Post by: redyoshi49q on October 24, 2008, 01:21:27 am
^ realizes that his cat Lasagna's voracious appetite had the capacity to eat him out of house and home.  In fact, the cat literally ate his entire house, and then meowed expectantly for more.

With nothing else left that was remotely edible, he sufficed as being a "more".
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Post by: Alsek on October 24, 2008, 12:18:23 pm
^ will go on an expedition through the Amazon...  Too bad he forgot to clean out his jacket pockets first...   He had a bit of catnip which...  At acted wild animals...
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Post by: Kayle on October 24, 2008, 12:33:43 pm
falls into a printing press.  He came out as yesterday's news, so to speak.
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Post by: Alsek on October 24, 2008, 12:42:29 pm
^ is hit by a buss.    (:
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Post by: McMajik on October 24, 2008, 05:37:41 pm
^ is hunted and killed by the international society for the prevention of misuse of bold fonts
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Post by: Alsek on October 24, 2008, 07:17:17 pm
^ commits suicide after being haunted for 15 years by my spirit.
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Post by: McMajik on October 24, 2008, 10:22:24 pm
^ is hunted and killed by the international assosciation for the prevention of misuse of haunting privelages by the currently/soon to be deceased
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Post by: redyoshi49q on October 25, 2008, 01:04:12 am
^ misinterprets someone's comment of "You need to get your hands on a faster front side bus!" as a suggestion to stand in the center of a busy highway with his arms extended forward.

One thing was for certain:  the upgrade was certainly to die for...
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Post by: McMajik on October 25, 2008, 07:31:49 am
i wouldn't misinterpret that, but oh well

^ gets splashed with green paint
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Post by: promagnum on October 25, 2008, 07:10:22 pm
/\drank the green stuff that barbers keep their combs in.
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Post by: Esquire on October 26, 2008, 04:07:23 am
Became so furry he exploded!
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Post by: McMajik on October 26, 2008, 12:50:32 pm
^ is caught with his paws stuck in a coolie jar. Sentenced to execution
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Post by: Katra on October 26, 2008, 06:26:19 pm
^ used toxic body paint.
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Post by: Esquire on October 27, 2008, 03:04:26 am
Got rick-rolled to death
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Post by: Kayle on October 27, 2008, 10:18:40 am
Hit by a truck as he tried to cross the street.  Dang 'coons. 
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Post by: McMajik on October 27, 2008, 03:40:34 pm
^ is TFed into a car and taken to a scrap heap
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Post by: Katra on October 27, 2008, 07:48:38 pm
^ massive static problem.
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Post by: McMajik on October 28, 2008, 09:45:25 am
^ killed by penguins
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Post by: Kwan on October 28, 2008, 12:40:39 pm
^  Avenged upon by a maniacally insane Lawrence, driven into a psychotic rage from McMajik stuffing pieces of himself into a coin machine. 
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Post by: Koryak on November 01, 2008, 09:35:40 pm
^ Hit by a Russian oiltanker while canoeing
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Post by: McMajik on November 02, 2008, 05:17:10 am
^ hit by a russian jeep while on a military training exercise
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Post by: Katra on November 02, 2008, 06:48:06 pm
^ hit by runaway motorcycle.
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Post by: promagnum on November 02, 2008, 07:32:16 pm
/\is forced to listen to old country songs.
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Post by: redguardian on November 03, 2008, 08:46:51 am
^ found bowser in the plumbing
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Post by: redyoshi49q on November 04, 2008, 07:34:12 pm
^ is on the brink of starvation in New York City.  A hope of salvation is born when he detects the a savory odor coming from a nearby building, but that hope is crushed by four simple yet cruel words:

"No soup for you!"
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Post by: promagnum on November 05, 2008, 12:12:24 am
/\died by lightning for being too mean
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Post by: redyoshi49q on November 05, 2008, 10:28:47 pm
^, having declared that being mean makes one worthy of being struck by lightning, is struck by lightning because his actions led to a Yoshi being electrocuted.

Of course, since he caused himself pain due to his own actions, he was ultimately being mean to himself.  Therefore, he got struck by lightning again for causing himself pain.  The fun goes on and on...
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Post by: McMajik on November 06, 2008, 04:50:47 pm
^ is sat on by god, in the form of a giant whale
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Post by: Furlong on November 10, 2008, 06:21:16 pm
Encounters a Bob-omb
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Post by: Kisuke-San_13 on November 11, 2008, 07:21:34 am
^ is chased down by a pack of Chain-Chomps and then is finished off by a little blue shell with wings that comes from the sky. Then Mario speeds by on his kart followed by Mr. Martinez (our obese Spanish teacher that looks like Mario) on his cart.
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Post by: red_kitsune on November 11, 2008, 06:06:20 pm
^ will die from being over fed which will lead to obesity which will lead to no exercise which will cause more health problems causing the hospital to tell you the bad news leading to you going on a mad rampage destroying half of the united states in the process causing the military to attack you and kill you. :) that is how you will die.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on November 11, 2008, 07:17:17 pm
^ develops an allergy to sunlight.  Thinking that the symptoms are of other ailments, a group of highly skilled doctors decide to have him undergo a wide assortment of tests.  Unfortunately, each test utilized bright OR room lights, which only worsened the affects of the allergy and eventually led to a flatlined patient.

If only Dr. House was available...
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Post by: McMajik on November 12, 2008, 06:16:59 pm
^ is fired out of a cannon into the sun
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Post by: promagnum on November 12, 2008, 10:23:55 pm
/\is fired out of the sun into that one dude's canon
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Post by: redyoshi49q on November 12, 2008, 11:56:38 pm
^ is fired.  He soon froze to death because the gas bill didn't get paid.  Oops...
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Post by: McMajik on November 14, 2008, 09:56:04 am
^ is fried.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on November 14, 2008, 10:27:07 pm
^ is Friday.  We don't know how.  We don't know why.  We gave up figuring it out a long time ago.  He just is.

...Did I mention that Friday will end in a few hours?  It's true.

(*The pattern was too fun to let die...*)
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Post by: Kay Alett on November 14, 2008, 10:35:10 pm
^ Is electro-fried.
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Post by: Furlong on November 14, 2008, 10:41:07 pm
^ Takes 4d20 of damage. 
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Post by: redyoshi49q on November 15, 2008, 12:30:09 am
^ decides that he wants to sleep on a bed of nails.  He has seen others do so, so he knows that it's possible.

He promptly begins the construction of his new "bed".  To make the bed less painful, though, he spaces out the nails so that there will be fewer nails poking at his back.

In retrospect, it wasn't the best of ideas...
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Post by: Timberwuff on November 15, 2008, 11:38:53 am
Gets shot by a sniper for standing still so long, going on and on and on describing how to kill someone. :P
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Post by: redyoshi49q on November 15, 2008, 05:08:18 pm
^ loses in a game of Russian Roulette.

(*better?*)
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Post by: McMajik on November 15, 2008, 05:53:46 pm
^ is miniaturised and put into the barrel of the gun in russian roulette
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Post by: Furlong on November 15, 2008, 06:48:27 pm
^ Is struck by a falling spaceflight. 
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Post by: Black Foot on November 15, 2008, 08:20:55 pm
^ gets stabbed by a sharp twig that looks like a spear.
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Post by: Kwan on November 15, 2008, 09:51:57 pm
^  Ironically, gets savaged by a werewolf.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on November 16, 2008, 01:23:43 am
^ drinks a laziness potion by mistake.  She then decides that the effort of breathing is not worth the benefits.
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Post by: McMajik on November 16, 2008, 04:57:31 pm
^ is mistaken for bill gates, and is killed by an army of enraged penguins
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Post by: redyoshi49q on November 23, 2008, 03:32:14 am
^ now knows what it feels like to spontaneously combust.  Unfortunately, he isn't currently able to describe the experience...
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Post by: Kay Alett on November 23, 2008, 03:36:29 am
^ suffocates in a poké ball after being mistaken for a pokêmon.
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Post by: McMajik on November 23, 2008, 06:35:53 am
^ is ejected into space
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Post by: promagnum on November 23, 2008, 08:44:35 am
/\looked at too many pictures of nude men. xD
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Post by: Hayaikawa on November 23, 2008, 01:04:38 pm
/\ is punished for being incredibly rude.
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Post by: promagnum on November 23, 2008, 03:58:08 pm
/\should know i'm rude
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Post by: Firewolf on November 23, 2008, 04:17:23 pm
^shot by farmer by mistake.
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Post by: McMajik on November 23, 2008, 04:25:23 pm
^ shot by farmer deliberately
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Post by: Firewolf on November 23, 2008, 04:35:51 pm
^shot by Army cause they hate cats.
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Post by: McMajik on November 23, 2008, 05:36:28 pm
^ shot by cats cus they hate arms
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Post by: Hayaikawa on November 23, 2008, 07:16:41 pm
/\shot by aliens cause they hate cats.
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Post by: Alsek on November 23, 2008, 07:22:39 pm
^ Shot by me,   because i mistook you for a deer.
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Post by: Hayaikawa on November 23, 2008, 07:32:19 pm
/\ killed by rampaging deer.
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Post by: Dak3ras on November 23, 2008, 08:49:49 pm
^ Eaten by said deer.
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Post by: Timberwuff on November 23, 2008, 08:50:01 pm
^ Cracked in the head with my Wrench (yes, it's a TF2 reference :P)
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Post by: Hayaikawa on November 23, 2008, 08:50:34 pm
/\ Killed by fox's laser.(Star fox Reference)
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Post by: Dak3ras on November 23, 2008, 08:52:31 pm
^Squished by anvil (looney tunes ref)
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Post by: Hayaikawa on November 23, 2008, 08:56:31 pm
/\ Killed by gomba(mario reference)
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Post by: Timberwuff on November 23, 2008, 09:40:50 pm
^ Killed by an epic facepalm for pointing out obvious references.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on November 23, 2008, 09:42:26 pm
^ gets a little too hot from his agitation, and decides to cool off by jumping into liquid nitrogen.

He cooled off a little too much.
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Post by: Hayaikawa on November 23, 2008, 09:45:03 pm
/\ killed by all the word game users for using to many words in a simple game.
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Post by: Black Foot on November 23, 2008, 09:53:14 pm
^ /\ gets all charred up from accidentally stepping into a huge bon fire
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Post by: Hayaikawa on November 23, 2008, 09:56:25 pm
/\ fall to death for thinking an airplane exit door led to a bathroom.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on November 23, 2008, 09:57:18 pm
^ becomes a victim of Mario's infamous hammer. 
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Post by: Hayaikawa on November 23, 2008, 10:00:39 pm
/\ Becomes a victim of the real hammer bro's.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on November 23, 2008, 10:09:02 pm
^ wants to be the guy.  Unfortunately, those who want to be the guy have a 0.000000000000000000000001% chance of succeeding before they die.

He did not get to be the guy.
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Post by: Hayaikawa on November 23, 2008, 10:10:58 pm
/\ brain blows up from trying to exceedingly hard math.
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Post by: promagnum on November 23, 2008, 10:18:00 pm
/\becomes a victim of toothpaste?
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Post by: Kobuk on November 23, 2008, 10:27:45 pm
^ Dies falling from the top of Mt. Everest.
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Post by: Timberwuff on November 23, 2008, 11:47:41 pm
^ Dies in the cold for participating in the Iditarod, as a husky.
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Post by: Alsek on November 23, 2008, 11:54:09 pm
^  is mauled by a giraffe....  To bad Alsek wasn't there to help  D:
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Post by: redyoshi49q on November 24, 2008, 12:45:08 am
^ was playing around in the Recycle Bin when some mysterious user clicked "Empty Recycle Bin".  Bad timing...
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Post by: Alsek on November 24, 2008, 01:05:55 am
^  is killed by super assassains after he threatens to...  Nevermind... i'll let you figure it out...
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Post by: redyoshi49q on November 24, 2008, 03:15:16 am
^ dies of horror when his computer combusts.  It seems that a virus disabled his processor fan as well as various other countermeasures to overheating...

Oops.
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Post by: Esquire on November 24, 2008, 04:05:21 am
^ Too much goatse
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Post by: Hayaikawa on November 24, 2008, 03:29:21 pm
/\ is beaten to death by french police.
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Post by: Dak3ras on November 24, 2008, 03:30:30 pm
^ Is overcome by snails and garlic breath in france
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Post by: Hayaikawa on November 24, 2008, 03:33:16 pm
/\ is buried in a snow drift an suffocates.
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Post by: McMajik on November 26, 2008, 03:31:53 pm
^ Dies from me playing phantom of the opera, and shoving the guitar down his throat :D
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Post by: Hayaikawa on November 26, 2008, 03:33:03 pm
/\ dies from me cranking up daft punk and blowing up his head
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Post by: Dak3ras on November 26, 2008, 07:21:42 pm
/\ Is sucked into the black hole in the hat which was blocked by Mcmajik's head
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Post by: Katra on November 26, 2008, 07:40:44 pm
^ eaten by dragon.
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Post by: Hayaikawa on November 26, 2008, 09:47:50 pm
/\ eaten by a incredibly powerful group of fox's
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Post by: Dak3ras on November 26, 2008, 10:03:34 pm
/\ eaten by my dragon when it hatches....... Hatch already!
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Post by: Hayaikawa on November 27, 2008, 07:39:38 pm
/\ eaten by my superior dragon.
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Post by: McMajik on November 28, 2008, 07:35:40 pm
^ is eaten by a flying whale
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Post by: Katra on November 28, 2008, 10:54:50 pm
^ dies by static.
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Post by: Hayaikawa on November 28, 2008, 11:23:05 pm
/\ is killed when the world turns into a video game and runs out of life's.
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Post by: McMajik on November 29, 2008, 06:54:21 am
^ Dies when the world becomes a video game in which he is an invalid entity
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Post by: josh down on November 29, 2008, 06:58:51 am
^ gradualy becomes less and less pixels until he's just one massive black pixel
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Post by: McMajik on November 29, 2008, 07:03:25 am
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...wait...wait......wait....wait......
wait

wait


wait





wait






Since when did you post in the word games!?

^dies from posting in the word games
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Post by: josh down on November 29, 2008, 08:52:17 am
^ since always... i invented the random word game my friend lol...

^ dies from overpowering confusion
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Post by: McMajik on November 29, 2008, 10:21:06 am
^dies from guilt
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Post by: Hayaikawa on November 29, 2008, 10:46:03 am
/\ dies from being sucked into his own hat, which is only 6 inches wide.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on December 02, 2008, 08:01:43 pm
^ made the mistake of loudly shouting "Give me liberty or give me death!"

They gave him death.  He was asking for it, after all...
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 02, 2008, 10:32:50 pm
/\ killed by drowning since Yoshi's cant swim
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Post by: McMajik on December 03, 2008, 06:31:04 pm
^ dies of sleep deprivation.
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 03, 2008, 06:32:06 pm
/\ Dies from living in Europe. natural causes, ya right.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on December 04, 2008, 01:36:51 am
^ is turned into a Whacka.  He is then promptly beaten to death.
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 04, 2008, 03:15:19 pm
/\ is squished from mario landing to hard on him.
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Post by: Kayle on December 05, 2008, 02:15:41 pm
^ is sucked down a warp pipe that is too small and is squished to death.
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Post by: promagnum on December 05, 2008, 03:50:57 pm
/\old age.
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 05, 2008, 03:59:39 pm
/\ a large foot pops out of nowhere and squishes him.

Let's see who all caught that reference.
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Post by: Timberwuff on December 05, 2008, 05:22:46 pm
^ Will say Zigiboogydoog and get killed by a flying watermelon. :)
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 05, 2008, 05:45:26 pm
/\ will press the random H-Bomb button.  :D
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Post by: McMajik on December 06, 2008, 10:19:58 am
^ explodes, being the h-bomb (hayaikawa-bomb)
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 06, 2008, 12:48:45 pm
/\ is caught in the blast.
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Post by: McMajik on December 06, 2008, 01:12:33 pm
^ respawns, but is telefragged by lawrence. On the upside, lawrence got covered in blood.
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Post by: Firewolf on December 06, 2008, 01:34:23 pm
^I watch you perish as grim reaper makes a fist in the air and you magically die
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 06, 2008, 02:53:49 pm
/\ His fire immunity gets turned of and he burn to death.
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Post by: promagnum on December 07, 2008, 09:36:29 am
/\one of my puppies ate your foot.
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 07, 2008, 11:42:26 am
/\ sufficates inside an overly tapes Christmas ornament box.
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Post by: Timberwuff on December 07, 2008, 12:33:22 pm
^ Gets stabbed by my bonesaw too many times.
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 07, 2008, 12:53:06 pm
/\ Is head shot by my sniper rifle, for critical damage.
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Post by: Kinshi on December 07, 2008, 01:45:12 pm
^gets roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck norris, twice...
/\ a large foot pops out of nowhere and squishes him.

Let's see who all caught that reference.
Is it...Monty Python?! I hope so, because Monty python is awesome!
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 07, 2008, 02:01:16 pm
/\ a large foot pops out of nowhere and squishes him.
Let's see who all caught that reference.
Is it...Monty Python?! I hope so, because Monty python is awesome!

yep you win a fox treat.

/\ is defeated by starwolf.
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Post by: Kayle on December 08, 2008, 02:20:35 pm
eaten by the Geico Gecko.
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 08, 2008, 02:41:32 pm
/\ tried to jump on a spring in the sonic universe but is reversed squished since his legs aren't strong enough to withstand the G-forces
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Post by: McMajik on December 08, 2008, 04:42:27 pm
^ is in my light bulb socket during a rocking out
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 08, 2008, 05:37:15 pm
/\ fails to do a barrel roll in time.
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Post by: McMajik on December 09, 2008, 10:13:32 am
^ fails to breathe enough
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Post by: Furlong on December 09, 2008, 11:26:09 am
^ Overdose of Metallica.
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 09, 2008, 01:52:44 pm
/\ falls into a lava pit in the Mario world.
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Post by: Kayle on December 09, 2008, 02:00:33 pm
is shot down by Starwolf.
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 09, 2008, 02:02:13 pm
/\ Is shot down by pigma.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on December 10, 2008, 01:46:02 am
^ was integrated.  He was split up into an infinite number of pieces so that his exact volume could be determined.

Unfortunately, he wasn't able to appreciate the new found knowledge.
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 10, 2008, 02:04:22 am
/\ is crushed by all the fox furry's for being so different.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on December 13, 2008, 12:42:45 am
^ put on a red shirt this morning.  Wearing red made him a much easier target for a generic adversary's futuristic gun.

Wearing that red shirt was a very bad idea.
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 13, 2008, 12:51:42 am
/\ is red and falls under same rule
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Post by: redyoshi49q on December 16, 2008, 01:42:41 am
^ś heart decided to take a short vacation.  His other vital organs went on strike because they wanted to have breaks, too.  It's needless to say that unhappiness ensued for all parties involved (particularly for the boss).
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Post by: Kayle on December 16, 2008, 09:29:43 am
^ gets tazed by a madman until he dies of electrical overload.  Turns out those things aren't so non-lethal to Yoshi...
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Post by: redyoshi49q on December 17, 2008, 12:23:36 am
^ is presented with a computer screen telling him to "Hit any key to continue".  When punching his keyring against the table failed to bring about the desired outcome, he decided that he just wasn't hitting the keys hard enough.

He soon died from blood loss.  That red stuff was important after all...
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Post by: Sancer on December 17, 2008, 06:03:01 am
^Gets punched by Chuck Norris.
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Post by: Kayle on December 17, 2008, 10:47:14 am
^used for a scientific experiment involving a 27 grenades, a tub of gasoline, a crate of C4, 89 sticks of dynamite, 28 gallons of diesel, a 500 gallon tank of propane, and an open flame.
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Post by: Kinshi on December 17, 2008, 12:10:50 pm
^gets stomped by a 'perfectly normal beast'
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Post by: Kayle on December 17, 2008, 12:40:42 pm
^takes a vacation on a seemingly deserted island that is actually inhabited by savages who think fox is a delicacy.
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Post by: Kinshi on December 17, 2008, 12:46:15 pm
Get's teleported to me... now you've got an angry fox AND savages hunting you...
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Post by: Kayle on December 17, 2008, 01:01:09 pm
^walks around outside at night in the middle of a war zone.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on December 17, 2008, 02:49:05 pm
^ trips on a rock, and is impaled in the face by a glass bottle.  Owch...
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 17, 2008, 02:50:52 pm
/\ dies from incredibly obscure illness.
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Post by: Dak3ras on December 17, 2008, 02:51:53 pm
/\ has a really lucid dream and dies of a heart attack
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Post by: redyoshi49q on December 17, 2008, 02:55:22 pm
^ is inexplicably and spontaneously killed by a random stranger.  The last words he heard were "Oh, no...  This isn't a dream!"
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 17, 2008, 02:56:51 pm
/\ killed by a new Q testing his powers.
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Post by: Kayle on December 19, 2008, 01:00:38 pm
^goes skydiving without a parachute.
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 19, 2008, 01:23:52 pm
/\plays Russian rulet with a clip gun.
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Post by: Katra on December 19, 2008, 07:22:37 pm
^ impaled by falling icicle.
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Post by: Kinshi on December 22, 2008, 03:09:37 pm
^gets obliterated by the deadly smiley of dooooooooom ^^
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Post by: Aurora on December 23, 2008, 07:55:35 am
^ will die after being hit by three busses and taken to hospital where he will fall out of the window into an open man hole into the sewer and being stabed by some random rats
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Post by: Kinshi on December 23, 2008, 02:13:06 pm
^is killed by MARIO'S FEET!
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 23, 2008, 04:24:09 pm
/\ is dominated by star wolf
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Post by: redyoshi49q on December 23, 2008, 10:41:30 pm
^ licked a piece of dry ice.  It stuck to his tongue, which meant that recoiling his tongue in pain resulted in a deadly case of brain freeze.
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Post by: Katra on December 23, 2008, 10:55:35 pm
^ freak accident involving a dragon and a propane tank.
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Post by: Sancer on December 23, 2008, 11:00:32 pm
^*holds a sword in my hands*
Yeah....I don't know....
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Post by: Katra on December 23, 2008, 11:17:36 pm
^ got between giant magnet and sword.
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 23, 2008, 11:22:05 pm
/\ is killed by a falling safe
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Post by: Katra on December 23, 2008, 11:23:31 pm
^ chance meeting with starving polar bear.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 23, 2008, 11:24:34 pm
^ toilet seat from space, my dream death
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Post by: Sancer on December 23, 2008, 11:28:59 pm
^*grabs a SILVERgolf club*
Nighty night.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 23, 2008, 11:31:02 pm
^*throws old persons fake teeth at mizuga*
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Post by: redyoshi49q on December 24, 2008, 12:50:51 am
^ is helplessly beaten by the owner of the thrown dentures, thereby finding out the hard way that not all denture owners are "old people"...
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 24, 2008, 01:11:36 am
/\ is killed attempting the worlds first lava swan dive.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 24, 2008, 11:13:09 am
^I killed by the air strangling him
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Post by: McMajik on December 24, 2008, 11:42:59 am
^dies in the great members with less than 100 posts hunt of '86
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Post by: redyoshi49q on December 24, 2008, 12:03:23 pm
^ plays hot potato with a grenade.  It was the person next to him who lost, but he still happened to be within the resulting "fail radius".
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 24, 2008, 01:16:08 pm
/\-wanted to see if nitro-glycerin and pop rocks would make him explode, he was sadly correct.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 24, 2008, 01:17:56 pm
^his lucid dream was a little too lucid
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 24, 2008, 01:31:26 pm
First off that makes no seance

Second, you die from ME for being ill informed.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 24, 2008, 01:32:38 pm
^ dies because I bite him and give him rabies
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 24, 2008, 01:33:57 pm
/\ dies cause he has rabies
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 24, 2008, 01:36:10 pm
^dies because he's supposed to be dead
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Post by: Timberwuff on December 24, 2008, 01:57:15 pm
Starves alone, since no one trusted him enough to stay in his company and not get eaten.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 24, 2008, 02:02:58 pm
^dies alone also, only with a chocolate ice cream to keep him company
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Post by: Corbenik on December 24, 2008, 02:13:31 pm
^ experiments with Thermite and stands next to it when the thermite goes off, therefor melts from the molten iron.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 24, 2008, 02:22:02 pm
^ dies from being an idiot, the thermite would need to be on your head, it doesnt go sideways  :D
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 24, 2008, 05:03:55 pm
/\ dies from over exposure to cold when he traveled to the arctic circle.
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Post by: Katra on December 25, 2008, 12:13:48 am
^ catches a computer virus.
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Post by: Sancer on December 25, 2008, 01:00:16 am
^flu
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Post by: Sitkero on December 25, 2008, 01:39:04 am
Ninjas, lots and lots of ninjas
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 25, 2008, 02:04:54 am
/\ ran out of health points
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Post by: Kindran on December 25, 2008, 11:13:34 am
^ lack of mp needed to be lucid during dreaming
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Post by: Kinshi on December 25, 2008, 01:18:40 pm
^gets killed by a TF2 pyro
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 25, 2008, 02:04:28 pm
/\ is killed from a TF2 sniper headshot (I'm not to creative today)
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 25, 2008, 02:24:35 pm
^ Is killed by a TF2 game falling from a nearby skyscraper, or the nearest .
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Post by: Kinshi on December 25, 2008, 03:04:52 pm
^gets killed by a random brick falling out of the sky!
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 25, 2008, 04:56:28 pm
^gets killed by the sky falling
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 25, 2008, 06:10:38 pm
/\ is killed by falling
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Post by: promagnum on December 25, 2008, 08:19:07 pm
/\is killed by Cher's new face transplant.
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Post by: Katra on December 25, 2008, 08:19:32 pm
^ crushed by collapse of an igloo.
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Post by: Sancer on December 25, 2008, 08:21:21 pm
^a pack of goldfish
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 25, 2008, 08:41:50 pm
/\ death by kamikaze watermealon
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Post by: Katra on December 25, 2008, 08:42:29 pm
^ Swallowed by avalanche.
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Post by: Sancer on December 25, 2008, 08:43:58 pm
/\ by drinking water.
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 25, 2008, 08:49:53 pm
/\ is killed when joining in the worlds largest sumo mosh pit.
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Post by: Sancer on December 25, 2008, 08:57:41 pm
^drowning in a puddel.
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Post by: Katra on December 25, 2008, 10:48:29 pm
^ caught in middle of elephant stampede.
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Post by: Sancer on December 26, 2008, 12:16:46 am
^forgot how to breath
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 26, 2008, 12:20:20 am
/\ is killed competing in the world championship of knife fighting.
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Post by: Sancer on December 26, 2008, 12:22:55 am
^ dies by getting hit by a exploding boomerang that sings.
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Post by: Mimmey_Maroui on December 26, 2008, 12:42:20 am
^ death by kungfu dwarf hamster
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Post by: Sancer on December 26, 2008, 01:03:24 am
^baseball accident.
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Post by: Katra on December 26, 2008, 07:31:05 pm
^ hit by falling billboard.
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Post by: Mimmey_Maroui on December 26, 2008, 10:04:34 pm
^ lollipop guild
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Post by: Katra on December 27, 2008, 07:50:36 pm
^ licked to death by big dogs.
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Post by: Nicholai on December 27, 2008, 07:54:14 pm
^ Run over by an Oldsmobile 442.
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Post by: Aurora on December 28, 2008, 06:08:11 am
forced through a fine mesh
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Post by: McMajik on December 28, 2008, 11:55:14 am
^ becomes a string, which is cut into smaller strings
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 28, 2008, 06:25:13 pm
^A baby rat will eat him
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Post by: Kinshi on December 29, 2008, 09:00:28 am
îs forced to play the game 'ghostbusters' for the NES , then dies because of the impossibility of beating the game.
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Post by: Furlong on December 29, 2008, 10:11:34 am
^ Accidentally walks into a battle between Angry Video Game Nerd and Nostalgia Critic. 
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Post by: Sancer on December 29, 2008, 10:16:30 am
^smelting accident.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 29, 2008, 11:44:01 am
^ Eats a giant cookie and explodes
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Post by: Kinshi on December 29, 2008, 04:27:18 pm
^gets a FALCON PUNCH! in the face
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Post by: Nicholai on December 29, 2008, 04:39:59 pm
^gets a FALCON PUNCH! in the face

You will die for overuse of the phrase "FALCON PUNCH." Die. From. It.  :D
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Post by: Kinshi on December 29, 2008, 04:57:08 pm
^gets a FALCON PUNCH! in the face

You will die for overuse of the phrase "FALCON PUNCH." Die. From. It.  :D
^dies from lying, you can't have too much falcon punch, and when you hack out the loading time, it's even better! pupupupupupupupupupupunch!!!
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 29, 2008, 05:13:59 pm
^dies by overdose of ketchup
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Post by: Nicholai on December 29, 2008, 06:45:18 pm
Dies by overdose of mustard.
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Post by: Kobuk on December 29, 2008, 06:52:52 pm
^  Dies by overdose of Ketchup, mustard, relish, chili, cheese, and onions, after trying to eat a 6 foot long chili dog.
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Post by: Nicholai on December 29, 2008, 06:58:51 pm
^Will be found by police to have overdosed on lipton Green Tea.
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Post by: promagnum on December 29, 2008, 07:12:41 pm
/\accidentally thought a Lipton Green Tea thing actually contained tea.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 29, 2008, 07:19:23 pm
^ Death by excessive failing
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Post by: Nicholai on December 29, 2008, 07:27:34 pm
^death by excessive barking, leading to Hypoxemia.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 29, 2008, 07:28:22 pm
^eaten by his chair.
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Post by: McMajik on December 29, 2008, 07:29:50 pm
^ becomes afraid of breathing
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Post by: Nicholai on December 29, 2008, 07:30:09 pm
^Becomes afraid of eating.
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Post by: Furlong on December 29, 2008, 08:57:03 pm
One word, Exterminatus

FOR THE EMPEROR!
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Post by: Nicholai on December 29, 2008, 10:11:25 pm
^Dies from bad field tracheotomy after choking on a hamburger.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 29, 2008, 10:17:41 pm
^dies from BSoD
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Post by: Nicholai on December 29, 2008, 10:22:23 pm
^Dies from screen death of blue.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 29, 2008, 10:24:08 pm
^Dies from monster truck from space
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Post by: Katra on December 29, 2008, 11:01:16 pm
^ Eaten by starving squirrels.
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Post by: Maci on December 29, 2008, 11:42:51 pm
^ Falling piano delivering such a loud surprise that cardiac arrest ensues.
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Post by: Kinshi on December 30, 2008, 01:35:27 pm
^dies of too much air

^dies by overdose of ketchup
how do you know i'm addicted to ketchup?! :o

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Post by: Nicholai on December 30, 2008, 01:36:55 pm
^Dies from choking on a tomato.
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Post by: Kinshi on December 30, 2008, 02:03:32 pm
^gets sucked up by kirby, then comes out, the natural way... dead...
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 30, 2008, 02:27:20 pm
^a cloud falls on him from the sky.
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Post by: Aurora on December 30, 2008, 02:57:28 pm
two mice dicect his brain in the search for the ultimate question
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 30, 2008, 03:38:28 pm
^ 2 mice steal his towel and put a babble fish in the wrong way round.
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Post by: Aurora on December 30, 2008, 03:40:35 pm
crushed by the tardis matirealizing on top of him!
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 30, 2008, 03:42:53 pm
lost in the void by jumping out of tardis mid flight,
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Post by: promagnum on December 30, 2008, 03:44:38 pm
/\ crushed by me driving my big bahemouth Dodge.
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Post by: Aurora on December 30, 2008, 03:45:47 pm
explosive decomprsion in a jumbo jet
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 30, 2008, 03:51:39 pm
^explosive inside belly.
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Post by: Aurora on December 30, 2008, 03:53:45 pm
death by rampaging ants
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Post by: josh down on December 30, 2008, 04:51:16 pm
comicaly
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Post by: Aurora on December 30, 2008, 04:55:56 pm
swated with a giant news paper
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 30, 2008, 05:15:05 pm
His computer will electrocute him when he replys to this thread
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Post by: Aurora on December 30, 2008, 05:31:17 pm
ddzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *spark* ouch

hit by a falling pie
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Post by: Hayaikawa on December 30, 2008, 05:33:50 pm
/\ killed by professional wrestling with a porcupine
*ouch*
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Post by: Aurora on December 30, 2008, 05:35:11 pm
a very large grapefruit on a stick, how? use your imagination
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Post by: Nicholai on December 30, 2008, 06:57:15 pm
Died from eating the green snow.
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Post by: McMajik on December 30, 2008, 06:59:43 pm
^ dies from asplodey leg syndrome
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Post by: Nicholai on December 30, 2008, 07:07:04 pm
Died from overuse of red hair dye.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on December 30, 2008, 09:46:37 pm
^ is sentenced to death for believing that there's such a thing as too much red.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 30, 2008, 09:48:10 pm
^receives a phone call, instantly falls asleep an never awakens
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Post by: Nicholai on December 30, 2008, 10:36:44 pm
^Allergic reaction to dog treats.  :D
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Post by: Kinshi on December 31, 2008, 05:56:53 am
^gets sniped by samus aran
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Post by: josh down on December 31, 2008, 07:17:22 am
THE HAM SANDWHICH!
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Post by: Kinshi on December 31, 2008, 09:35:28 am
^is forced to eat lion meat
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Post by: promagnum on December 31, 2008, 10:51:41 am
THE HAM SANDWHICH!

Cass Elliot! :( poor woman actually died from a heart attack.

/\died from a screwdriver.
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Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 12:25:52 pm
^Died from lipodystrophy.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 02:07:08 pm
^ eats himself
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Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 02:43:58 pm
^Eats himself to death.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 09:17:30 pm
^think so little that he come up with the same death scenario as the previous poster then goes brain dead.
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Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 09:21:46 pm
^After facepaw-ing one to many times, dies from concussion.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 09:23:48 pm
gets eaten from the insode out  by an evil mouse he ingested earlier
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Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 09:24:44 pm
Died from being bitten by an evil mouse, and getting rabies.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 09:29:44 pm
dies by his own zombie corpse bludgeoning him to death.
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Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 09:30:39 pm
Dies from braking the 4th wall, and having it fall on him.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 09:37:17 pm
Dies by his house collapsing on top of him, leafing the mutant spiders time to chop him up slowly from the bottom and feed him to himself.
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Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 09:38:39 pm
Killed by mutant leaves.  :o
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 09:39:04 pm
killed by mutant mutants.
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Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 09:40:49 pm
Died from genetic experimentation.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 09:42:28 pm
^ mutant air, enough said.
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Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 09:43:11 pm
Dies from CO2 poisoning.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 09:43:47 pm
voodoo.
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Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 09:45:21 pm
Dies from stepping on a pin cushion.  :P
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 09:46:09 pm
An ant steps on him ^
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Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 09:47:15 pm
Dies from being stepped on.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 10:10:47 pm
dies by *gets squished* ouch!
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Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 11:03:32 pm
Dies from getting trampled by rabid foxes.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 11:05:00 pm
dies by mini meteor
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Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 11:05:47 pm
Dies from getting run over by a tractor.  :P
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 11:11:07 pm
a moster truck goes over him but he ducks and is safe, never noticed the leaking oil and slips on it and gets dizzy, hobbles to side of road and then a ELEPHANT FALLS ON HIM
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Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 11:18:40 pm
Gets sucked into a jet turbine.  :o VOOM!  :goldthpt:
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 11:19:47 pm
fly remains from jet engine hit him on head.
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Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 11:23:08 pm
While flying, he melts through the seat and falls 50,000 feet. :goldglee:
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on December 31, 2008, 11:46:48 pm
paper traveling near speed of light chops his head off.
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Post by: Nicholai on December 31, 2008, 11:49:12 pm
Gets killed by an army of butterflys.
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Post by: Furlong on January 01, 2009, 12:33:40 am
^ Overpost-age
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Post by: Nicholai on January 01, 2009, 01:15:15 am
Assassinated in your sleep by a feline who would rather not have his conspicuous over-postage pointed out.
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Post by: weese on January 01, 2009, 01:37:13 am
spike pit
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Post by: Nicholai on January 01, 2009, 03:53:21 am
Squashed by falling piano.
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Post by: McMajik on January 01, 2009, 11:32:28 am
being called darkblast
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Post by: Nicholai on January 01, 2009, 12:42:02 pm
Being called McMajic.
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Post by: McMajik on January 01, 2009, 02:09:56 pm
being a face
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Post by: Nicholai on January 01, 2009, 02:11:12 pm
Being to bright a shade of red!  :D
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on January 01, 2009, 02:14:49 pm
McMajik ATTACK!
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Post by: Nicholai on January 01, 2009, 02:17:45 pm
"The jaguar has developed an exceptionally powerful bite, even relative to the other big cats. This allows it to pierce the shells of armored reptiles and to employ an unusual killing method: it bites directly through the skull of prey between the ears to deliver a fatal blow to the brain."

Enough said.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on January 01, 2009, 02:18:30 pm
Rawr!

Also enough said.
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Post by: Nicholai on January 01, 2009, 02:22:35 pm
Will step on ca can of cat food and cut his paw.
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Post by: McMajik on January 01, 2009, 02:36:17 pm
will be sucked into his bag of phail
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Post by: Kobuk on January 01, 2009, 02:45:33 pm
^  Gets sucked into a jet engine.  x_x
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF3Iz7b95-8
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Post by: Nicholai on January 01, 2009, 02:56:25 pm
Gets sucked into a mountain Due bottle.
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Post by: McMajik on January 01, 2009, 03:26:44 pm
^ is mauled by kobuk for spelling dew wrong
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Post by: Nicholai on January 01, 2009, 03:28:19 pm
^Chokes on Hot chocolate.
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Post by: Kobuk on January 01, 2009, 04:01:02 pm
Quote
Gets sucked into a mountain Due bottle.

I think you may be right.  :o  :D
Check sig.
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Back on topic........the person above dies from ingesting too much holiday cookies, fruitcake, eggnog, apple cider, hot chocolate.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on January 01, 2009, 04:24:48 pm
no more lipton green tea? now mountain dew again  :o.

^dies from the mother of mountain dew killing you for all her babies deaths  :'(
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Post by: Nicholai on January 01, 2009, 04:41:22 pm
^Dies in massive car crash involving uncle Kage.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on January 01, 2009, 05:56:03 pm
*gets scared*

who's uncle kage  :o

*whimpers with tail between legs*

A giant cookie will eat you^
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Post by: Nicholai on January 01, 2009, 06:50:24 pm
Will die from lack of knowledge.

http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Uncle_Kage (http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Uncle_Kage)
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on January 01, 2009, 06:55:42 pm
^a cow falls on him
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Post by: Nicholai on January 01, 2009, 07:15:45 pm
Tackled by an army of cockroaches.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on January 01, 2009, 07:51:46 pm
^nananananananana super turtle! KApOwEE!!
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Post by: Nicholai on January 01, 2009, 08:34:01 pm
Crushed by random french landmark.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on January 01, 2009, 09:49:41 pm
crushed by SUPERFATMAN!

http://www.flashergames.co.uk/files/superfatman5.swf

flash embed fail
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Post by: Kobuk on January 01, 2009, 10:30:12 pm
Note: Embedding of vids or other material is not allowed on Furtopia. You can only post links instead. ;)
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Post by: Nicholai on January 01, 2009, 10:31:43 pm
^Death by flash programmers.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on January 01, 2009, 11:38:52 pm
death by kobuk's revenge recipe dew
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Post by: Nicholai on January 01, 2009, 11:43:42 pm
Death by diet soda.
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Post by: weese on January 02, 2009, 03:35:16 am
 You will die by falling into a hole, and at the bottom of the hole is a device that puts you 1,000,000 feet above the hole, and you will finely starve to death while falling over and over again.
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Post by: Nicholai on January 02, 2009, 12:23:44 pm
^dies when a bottle thrown from a airplane traveling at terminal velocity hits him on the head and kills him.

Oh, and by the way, 1*10^6  feet up would put me in the themosphere, where there is very little oxygen, and I may suffocate before I reach a more oxygen-rich layer of the atmosphere.

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Post by: Kinshi on January 02, 2009, 03:32:07 pm
^dies of a deadly mix of ice-tea and coca cola (it actually is pretty good, i believe it even has some weird name)
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Post by: Nicholai on January 02, 2009, 03:35:05 pm
^Dies from internal combustion!
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Post by: Kinshi on January 02, 2009, 03:38:00 pm
^drowns in his own tears (you predicted it, it would all end in tears, so that includes you, unfortunately, it includes me too X.x )
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Post by: Kayle on January 02, 2009, 04:23:02 pm
Incenarated by a Japenese dancer with a flamethrower.
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Post by: Sancer on January 02, 2009, 05:30:17 pm
^By getting hit by kobuk's car by accident.
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Post by: Hayaikawa on January 02, 2009, 05:34:51 pm
/\ killed by wrestling a poler bear in Alaska during the winter, he was winning but froze to death mid battle.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on January 02, 2009, 11:16:54 pm
overdose of air.
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Post by: Hayaikawa on January 02, 2009, 11:27:13 pm
/\ underdose of internet.
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Post by: weese on January 03, 2009, 12:01:53 am
Gets killed in lucid dream, but it wasn't s dream.

DARN you reality check! You failed me again!
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Post by: Sancer on January 03, 2009, 12:03:45 am
^epilepsi
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Post by: Nicholai on January 03, 2009, 12:05:48 am
Killed by his English teacher after one too many misspellings. 
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Post by: weese on January 03, 2009, 12:14:12 am
One too many pounce hugs.




















*Pouncehug!!!!*
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Post by: Nicholai on January 03, 2009, 12:16:37 am
^Strangled by tailhug!
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Post by: weese on January 03, 2009, 12:27:25 am
How would that kill me?


Anyway.  Nicholai is trampled to death at a furcon.
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Post by: Kayle on January 05, 2009, 11:34:08 am
^runs self to death after being tied to an immovable dog sled. 
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Post by: Draconium on January 05, 2009, 11:41:54 am
Drinks too much Mountain Dew and dies of caffeine poisoning.
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Post by: Nicholai on January 05, 2009, 12:57:44 pm
^Dies after being hit with a falling gavel.  :o
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Post by: Hayaikawa on January 05, 2009, 01:06:16 pm

/\overdose of word games.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on January 06, 2009, 02:45:48 am
^ uses his spiffy portal gun to spawn two portals on the ground.  After jumping into one and bouncing perpetually for a few minutes, he realized that the room's walls and ceiling were resilient to portals.

After a few days, he had built up a killer concussion.  The concussion, of course, killed him.
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Post by: Sancer on January 06, 2009, 06:38:01 am
^ A crazy incident with a spatula and a motorcycle.
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Post by: Kayle on January 06, 2009, 11:12:44 am
^sucked into a jet intake.
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Post by: Kinshi on January 06, 2009, 11:48:57 am
^gets rocked by metal music, literally! *rock falls down*
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on January 06, 2009, 12:52:34 pm
The moonbabies get him
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Post by: Kayle on January 06, 2009, 02:49:26 pm
^  Hugged to death by the Care Bears.
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Post by: Hayaikawa on January 06, 2009, 03:04:08 pm
/\ tries tight rope walking on a slack line.
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Post by: Kayle on January 06, 2009, 03:05:19 pm
^ Tries to fix the lawn mower while it is still running. :P
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Post by: Hayaikawa on January 06, 2009, 03:20:29 pm
/\ dies from natural causes- which don't exist anymore  x_x
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Post by: Kayle on January 06, 2009, 03:23:16 pm
^  Eats a bowl of soup that has been poisoned with radioactive salt.
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Post by: Hayaikawa on January 06, 2009, 03:27:13 pm
/\ is to loyal and follows his master to his death
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Post by: weese on January 06, 2009, 03:33:54 pm
Attacked with a spoon.
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Post by: Katra on January 06, 2009, 11:07:43 pm
Falls into really deep snowdrift.
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Post by: Nicholai on January 06, 2009, 11:17:58 pm
^Will trip, and have spork jammed into his eye.
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Post by: Kayle on January 07, 2009, 11:31:32 am
^  Falls out of chair and onto a point rock.
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on January 07, 2009, 11:33:26 am
^a care bear will fight with a gummy bear and the winner gets to eat you.
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Post by: Kayle on January 07, 2009, 11:34:22 am
Eaten by living gummy worms
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on January 07, 2009, 11:47:19 am
an evil cookie. *gives a cookie*
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Post by: josh down on January 07, 2009, 12:03:27 pm
^ in an undignified way (such as in a pile of your own vomit XD)
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Post by: Kinshi on January 07, 2009, 12:30:01 pm
^gets shot by Abraham lincoln with his AK-47. (get that reference, will you? :p )
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Post by: Hayaikawa on January 07, 2009, 01:40:44 pm
the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
HA, I win


/\ is killed by Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
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Post by: Kayle on January 08, 2009, 12:16:43 pm
Ha!  I haven't watched that one in a while...

^Kicked in crotch by Chuck Norris
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Post by: Kinshi on January 08, 2009, 02:47:43 pm
^gets killed by Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater!
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Post by: Kobuk on January 08, 2009, 05:22:50 pm
^ Dies on an archaeological expedition while searching for lost artifacts.

(Guess you didn't watch enough Indiana Jones films.  :P )
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Post by: Nicholai on January 08, 2009, 06:49:58 pm
^Dies from being in a Furry skit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkZogOo-6i4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkZogOo-6i4)

Is that actually you, Kobuk?
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Post by: Kobuk on January 08, 2009, 07:53:57 pm
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^Dies from being in a Furry skit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkZogOo-6i4

Is that actually you, Kobuk?

Best, and probably only performance, I'll ever be in at a con. I wanted to be in Far Raptor's sequel skit for FC2008, but I never made it to FC that year. :( I deeply regret not making for the sequel.  :'(
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Post by: Nicholai on January 08, 2009, 07:59:31 pm
^Dies for having to much awesome in blood stream. You rocked that skit, Kobuk!
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Post by: Hayaikawa on January 09, 2009, 12:13:37 pm
/\ die from perticipation in a real life  version of that skit.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on January 11, 2009, 11:01:16 pm
^ loses his ability to enter REM sleep.  He dies from boredom.
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Post by: Auroki on January 12, 2009, 10:16:52 pm
/\ die from overdosing on cough drops! *yes that is possible*
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Post by: Kayle on January 13, 2009, 02:41:26 pm
^licks icy flag pole and gets tongue stuck and eventually starves to death because no one cares enough to go get some warm water.
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Post by: Kinshi on January 13, 2009, 02:47:40 pm
^gets killed by a random ninja...I'm talking nonsense XD
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Post by: Kayle on January 13, 2009, 02:50:18 pm
^killed by a random Jedi
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Post by: Lone | Wolf on January 13, 2009, 03:30:03 pm
^killed by an force pushed light-sabre
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Post by: Auroki on January 13, 2009, 09:52:25 pm
/\ Killed by an army of midgets! *tell me that ain't scary!*
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Post by: Alsek on January 15, 2009, 02:08:49 pm
 :(

You will be driving a car,   when a flock of geese will fling themselves in front of the windshield preventing you from seeing were you are going. 

You will plummet over the edge of a bridge and fall 60 feet before landing on the hard and sloped ground.  Your car will roll on it's tires a few feet before you colide the edge of the canyon.  The airbags will deploy and suffocate you.
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Post by: Hayaikawa on January 15, 2009, 02:21:23 pm
:(

You will be driving a car,   when a flock of geese will fling themselves in front of the windshield preventing you from seeing were you are going. 

You will plummet over the edge of a bridge and fall 60 feet before landing on the hard and sloped ground.  Your car will roll on it's tires a few feet before you colide the edge of the canyon.  The airbags will deploy and suffocate you.

>.< doesnt work that way.
i was in a crash and the airbags deflate instantly after you hit them.
I just had to say that  ;)





/\-thought he could win a fight with an industrieal hot glue gun.
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Post by: Alsek on January 15, 2009, 08:55:23 pm
^  will die from having too much MSG in his body.
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Post by: Katra on January 15, 2009, 10:33:09 pm
^ Chokes on a cherry.
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Post by: promagnum on January 16, 2009, 11:18:30 pm
/\died from watching the Cube.
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Post by: Sancer on January 17, 2009, 02:24:05 am
^choked on a volleyball.
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Post by: Alsek on January 17, 2009, 03:07:01 am
^  Something big enough finaly bit him
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Post by: promagnum on January 19, 2009, 07:07:00 pm
/\smiled way too much and lost conscienceness.
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Post by: stormtroop on January 19, 2009, 09:59:07 pm
^dies from looking in a mirror
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Post by: Esquire on January 20, 2009, 03:25:23 am
/\ Explosion from too much gay

(Not that there's anything wrong with that)
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Post by: redyoshi49q on January 20, 2009, 02:20:21 pm
^ became a victim of Newton's Third Law.  The action was stormtroop's explosion.  The equal and opposite reaction was his implosion.
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Post by: Hayaikawa on January 20, 2009, 02:23:11 pm
/\death by my tail strike (alla fox's down tilt in brawl)
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Post by: stormtroop on January 20, 2009, 07:58:37 pm
^WII self destructs in face.
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Post by: Kayle on January 22, 2009, 12:14:47 pm
Hit by a shrapnel bomb dropped from a remote controlled helicopter.
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Post by: Kinshi on January 22, 2009, 01:27:46 pm
^Gets killed by snake's C4. Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAKE!
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Post by: Kayle on January 22, 2009, 02:24:07 pm
^Shot by the mercs because they think you shot their leader in the buttock.  Catch that reference, and don't fail me this time. :D
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Post by: Hayaikawa on January 22, 2009, 03:58:38 pm
obviously mercenary's 2, I love the song in the commercials



/\ dies from a fox forward smash from smash 64, that truly was the best fox smash attack ever.
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Post by: Auroki on January 22, 2009, 09:53:41 pm
/\ killed by that fat guy that dances to the numa numa!
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Post by: Katra on January 25, 2009, 02:00:56 am
^ stepped on by an elephant.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on January 25, 2009, 02:23:00 am
^, the first person to clone himself, has sued himself for cloning himself.  He, in response, promptly killed himself and then committed suicide.

(*a spiffy remote for whoever gets the indirect reference*)
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Post by: Kigurou Sonkei on January 25, 2009, 05:13:02 am
^ Death via spontaneous combustion.
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Post by: Kinshi on January 25, 2009, 07:32:04 am
^gets killed by Richter using Hydro Storm
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Post by: Katra on January 26, 2009, 05:59:04 pm
^Eaten by giant owl.
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Post by: promagnum on January 27, 2009, 07:25:13 pm
/\eaten by same owl
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Post by: Auroki on January 28, 2009, 04:01:11 am
/\ killed by a gnome that gets killed by the same owl.


btw Yoshi your line is a reference to Click right? When they're making fun of Micheal Jackson.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on January 28, 2009, 06:49:31 pm
^ is hit on the head by a falling remote.  Unfortunately for him, the world's largest remote fell loose from its restraints while being airlifted, and Murphy hates to waste opportunities such as those of a large, falling object.

(*I did promise you a spiffy remote, yes?*)
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Post by: Kobuk on January 28, 2009, 07:01:23 pm
(I'm doing myself instead of the person above me.)

<  Dies trying to learn everything there ever was about fursuits and fursuiting thus resulting in information overload and brain explodes.  x_x
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Post by: Alsek on January 28, 2009, 10:51:10 pm
I couldn't kill Kobuk  =\   Especaily not after all the work he's been doing.    :'(

is there a way around it?
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Post by: Nicholai on January 29, 2009, 12:04:08 am
^Dies from trying to find loopholes!  :P
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Post by: Dark on January 29, 2009, 12:34:11 am
^ dies when zig zag sudden runs them down whilst driving to her studio.
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Post by: Auroki on January 29, 2009, 12:49:25 am
/\ killed by frosty the snowman while vacationing in Hawaii!
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Post by: Kobuk on January 29, 2009, 07:29:12 am
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killed by frosty the snowman while vacationing in Hawaii!

It wouldn't work. Frosty would die before he even got a chance to kill Dark. He'd melt from the sun and warm temps in Hawaii first. Therefore, Dark survives.  ;)
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Post by: Nicholai on January 29, 2009, 05:38:44 pm
Banned for applying logic to any part of the word games section.  :P
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Post by: Alsek on January 29, 2009, 06:46:59 pm
attacked by me for banning in a killing game  (:
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Post by: Nicholai on January 29, 2009, 07:01:47 pm
ARGH! There are too many word games and I get them all mixed up!  :goldpissed:

I kill Alsek for embarrassing me.   :P
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Post by: Alsek on January 29, 2009, 07:26:48 pm
Your Ghost get's vacumed up by mine...  The vacume is devoured by....   uh....  A hipo...
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Post by: Nicholai on January 29, 2009, 07:35:42 pm
Will die when his keyboard eats him for spelling "hippo" wrong.
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Post by: Alsek on January 29, 2009, 08:47:02 pm
^ Will be eaten by an emu!    :o
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Post by: Nicholai on January 29, 2009, 09:10:15 pm
Will be killed by a falling bass guitar.
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Post by: Alsek on January 29, 2009, 11:47:58 pm
^  Will be killed by a falling Taylor...     =\   at least you got hit by something classy    :(
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Post by: NeoFur on January 30, 2009, 08:52:37 am
^ Will be killed by Macho Man Randy Savage...for eating his Slim Jims. x_x
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Post by: Sancer on January 31, 2009, 09:58:22 pm
^ Crazy accident with rollerblading and a baseball.
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Post by: Murkrow on February 01, 2009, 06:28:54 pm
^ in a random ice cream truck accident.
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Post by: Kobuk on February 01, 2009, 07:37:40 pm
^ Dies from eating too much ice cream from that truck in the accident.
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Post by: Artic Bat on February 01, 2009, 07:43:21 pm
Hit by a car.
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Post by: Katra on February 01, 2009, 08:54:10 pm
^ chokes on an ice cube from their drink.
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Post by: Sancer on February 01, 2009, 09:27:11 pm
^Don't you know that you're toxic?
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Post by: Artic Bat on February 01, 2009, 09:28:35 pm
HIt by a bus.
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Post by: Sancer on February 01, 2009, 10:26:02 pm
^Never seen you fall so hard
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Post by: Artic Bat on February 01, 2009, 10:26:50 pm
Gets beat up by the fox dreamer.
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Post by: Nicholai on February 01, 2009, 11:37:06 pm
Your WOW avatar jumps out of the screen and kills you.
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Post by: Sancer on February 02, 2009, 12:38:51 am
Artic bat: Wanted fabulous so badly he got botoxed till he had an allergic reaction and blew up into bits in a taffy factory.

Nicholai: Somebody's watching you.

DBL WHAMMY!
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Post by: redyoshi49q on February 02, 2009, 01:32:41 am
^ was pulled into a hole in the fabric of space-time.  Apparently, the fabric of space-time is prone to holes when two people happen to die at the exact same moment.

Who knew?
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Post by: Sancer on February 02, 2009, 09:36:19 am
^You rode a bike with no handlebars.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on February 04, 2009, 12:50:38 am
^ fell victim to the Care Bear Stare.
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Post by: Ickyrus on February 04, 2009, 05:25:18 am
^ Food poisoning from scrambled eggs
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Post by: Sancer on February 04, 2009, 07:51:53 am
^Became roadkill when sonic ran past you. "your to SlOwWwW!"
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Post by: redyoshi49q on February 06, 2009, 01:16:20 am
^ is murdered by the ghost of the English language.
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Post by: Sancer on February 06, 2009, 07:13:27 am
^So Take My Strong Advice, Just Remember To Always Think Twice cause you were doing stunts with out a safety harness and airbag.
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Post by: Kinshi on February 06, 2009, 11:15:33 am
^gets slashed to bits by Soma Cruz! oh my...it seems that drac finally took over...
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Post by: Sancer on February 10, 2009, 10:26:56 pm
^gets killed by Sonic's up throw.
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Post by: Katra on February 10, 2009, 11:21:59 pm
^ rogue leaf blower.
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Post by: Wild_Wolf on February 10, 2009, 11:36:07 pm
^rogue lawn mower...lol
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Post by: Artic Bat on February 10, 2009, 11:38:12 pm
Rogue whitehouse on wheels.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on February 11, 2009, 08:36:26 am
A wheel falls and bounces up, hitting you in the head.
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Post by: Kinshi on February 11, 2009, 10:21:00 am
^gets hit by Metaknights final smash at 200 dmg
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Post by: Sancer on February 11, 2009, 07:52:20 pm
^"BLUE FALCON!!!!!"
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Post by: redyoshi49q on February 17, 2009, 01:12:08 am
^ discovers how annoying a series of well placed Yoshi eggs during stage recovery can be.
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Post by: Katra on February 17, 2009, 01:17:38 am
^ allergy to cloth.
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Post by: Tristan Thilorn on February 17, 2009, 06:53:41 pm
^ gets spike driven through heart
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Post by: Nicholai on February 17, 2009, 06:54:52 pm
Trips over one of his tails.
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Post by: Katra on February 17, 2009, 10:22:16 pm
^ head twisted off by giant.
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Post by: Nicholai on February 17, 2009, 10:29:29 pm
Dies from a concussion after hitting his head on too many rafters.
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Post by: Katra on February 18, 2009, 10:20:31 pm
^ cries self to death.
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Post by: Vincent Rose on February 19, 2009, 02:16:47 pm
^ walks into a doorway and hits head. Poor tall kitty :[
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Post by: Wild_Wolf on February 19, 2009, 02:42:06 pm
^hit by iron maidens ed force one!
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Post by: Kinshi on February 19, 2009, 02:55:20 pm
^two words: PK Rockin' !
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Post by: Katra on February 19, 2009, 07:17:58 pm
^ Lunch for anaconda.
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Post by: Sancer on February 23, 2009, 05:50:15 am
^killed bu irony.
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Post by: Kinshi on February 23, 2009, 06:56:25 am
^ gets hit by a baseball bat
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Post by: Sancer on February 23, 2009, 07:04:09 am
^became wolf bait.

;o
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Post by: Kinshi on February 23, 2009, 07:38:42 am
^gets killed by the brawl cat (the one in pokémon stadium 2's ice part, in the house, look in the window)
(http://i363.photobucket.com/albums/oo71/acerbatus/6ca01cb9989d8713_IMAGE.jpg)
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Post by: Katra on February 24, 2009, 08:44:23 pm
Struck by falling icicle.
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Post by: Nicholai on February 24, 2009, 11:49:22 pm
Struck by falling bass guitar.
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Post by: Katra on February 25, 2009, 05:43:48 pm
Fell down well.
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Post by: Sancer on February 26, 2009, 11:38:15 pm
You fell in your mothers stoumic.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on March 05, 2009, 01:18:41 am
^ fails the Breathing Aptitude Test.
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Post by: Traumerei on March 05, 2009, 03:51:28 pm
Hideous zeppelin accident.
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Post by: Katra on March 07, 2009, 08:12:06 pm
^ severe allergy to cash.
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Post by: Kinshi on March 08, 2009, 06:40:54 am
^eats too much chickinz 'n watermelons, /b/elly e/x/plodes, then gets eaten by creepy-chan.
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Post by: Katra on March 08, 2009, 04:45:42 pm
^ buried by psycho squirrel.
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Post by: Fiver on March 12, 2009, 09:37:03 pm
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8'5 anthro cougar

Hits head on too many doorways.  Brain damage ensues.

EDIT:  Argh, I just looked back a page and saw a bunch of people made that joke already.
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Post by: Katra on March 14, 2009, 08:39:45 pm
Lost in blizzard.
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Post by: Kinshi on March 15, 2009, 05:21:40 am
Gets shot by a big, pink laser
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Post by: redyoshi49q on March 16, 2009, 12:08:32 am
^ looks into the future and sees the moment he dies by being run over by a semi.  He promptly dies of horror.

How is that possible, you ask?  ...How am I supposed to know?
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Post by: Fiver on March 18, 2009, 01:09:02 am
What.
That sounds like the premise of a Philip K. weiner story.

Gets sucked into a temporal paradox.

EDIT: Um...I guess the guy's (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_K._Dick) name kinda got censored.
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Post by: Corbenik on March 20, 2009, 06:58:20 am
^gets crushed my Metal Gear Rex while trying to figure out why missile launcher jammed.

I thought of the most random thing and this came up.
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Post by: Aurora on March 21, 2009, 10:10:54 am
^ thinks of sooo much random stuff that his head asplodes!
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Post by: Katra on March 22, 2009, 08:06:01 pm
^ Poisoned teabags.
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Post by: Corbenik on March 23, 2009, 01:19:02 am
^ planet explodes of mysterious causes.  Possibly from the production of such poisoned teabags.
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Post by: Katra on March 23, 2009, 05:05:40 pm
^ failed attempt to leave planet without spaceship.
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Post by: Kobuk on March 24, 2009, 11:03:08 pm
^ Dies from an infestation of fleas.  :o *dons a hazmat suit and then prepares to burn the body*
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Post by: Sancer on April 07, 2009, 10:20:27 am
^became a deaf-mute and a truck ran over him with only one headlight that works so when that light shines you can see a red butterfly on the walls.
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Post by: McMajik on April 07, 2009, 03:28:40 pm
Killed by walrii
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Post by: Hayaikawa on April 07, 2009, 03:29:35 pm
/\ crushed by the weight of the word games, from trying to play them all at the same time.
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Post by: McMajik on April 07, 2009, 03:29:59 pm
^ crushed by failing to do so
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Post by: Hayaikawa on April 07, 2009, 03:35:22 pm
/\ reverse crushed by anti gravity chamber
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Post by: McMajik on April 07, 2009, 03:38:54 pm
^ asploded
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Post by: Hayaikawa on April 07, 2009, 03:44:27 pm
/\ cersploded
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Post by: McMajik on April 07, 2009, 03:45:00 pm
^ dies of fail and aids
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Post by: Hayaikawa on April 07, 2009, 03:46:11 pm
/\ dies from being over carbonated.
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Post by: McMajik on April 07, 2009, 03:46:29 pm
^ Mauled by me
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Post by: Sancer on April 07, 2009, 09:42:44 pm
^dies cause this thread is the magical world of AIDS!
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Post by: Batty vampire on April 07, 2009, 10:03:03 pm
IS to be biten at th neck, by me and drained of all of his blood into my stomach, and hey maybe I'll eat th rest of you out of affection =3
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Post by: McMajik on April 08, 2009, 04:35:33 am
^ killed by Mizugas aids
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Post by: Katra on April 08, 2009, 11:18:12 pm
^ eaten by the rare air-swimming piranha.
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Post by: McMajik on April 09, 2009, 04:02:39 am
^ Settles down with someone, has kids, grows old and dies happy.
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Post by: Katra on April 09, 2009, 06:38:45 pm
^ forgets to breathe.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on April 10, 2009, 06:37:19 pm
^ decided to play Russian Roulette with a crossbow without first considering the crossbow's impact on the game's fundamental mechanics.
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Post by: McMajik on April 16, 2009, 05:36:44 pm
^ is mauled by /b/
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Post by: redyoshi49q on June 13, 2009, 01:37:03 am
^ played catch with a bottle of nitroglycerin.
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Post by: Ickyrus on June 13, 2009, 06:46:09 am
^ Bit off more than he could chew... Do yoshi's ever chew their food? =o.0=
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Post by: Kyrnz on June 16, 2009, 05:16:49 am
^ Implosion
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Post by: Marurashi on June 16, 2009, 12:53:18 pm
 ^spontaneous combustion
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Post by: Katra on June 16, 2009, 10:42:43 pm
^ Brained by falling coconut.
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Post by: Kinshi on June 17, 2009, 09:53:46 am
îs killed by a knight wielding a chicken.
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Post by: GrolarBGW on July 17, 2009, 11:15:47 pm
^by curiosity! :D
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Post by: redyoshi49q on July 17, 2009, 11:41:34 pm
^ decided to become a tree hugger, but made the mistake of starting out with a cactus.

...Welcome to the forums, by the way!  Have you considered making an introduction thread (http://forums.furtopia.org/index.php/board,34.0.html)?
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: GrolarBGW on July 18, 2009, 06:25:04 pm
^being eaten by King Koopa. And That slipped my mind completly.
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Post by: Kinshi on July 19, 2009, 07:25:18 am
^Gets killed by...A WITCH!
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Post by: redyoshi49q on July 20, 2009, 03:49:44 pm
^ jumps down an endless abyss...  only to find that the abyss isn't so endless...
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Post by: Katra on July 21, 2009, 06:55:14 pm
^ Unfortunate accident with a tank of helium.
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Post by: Kaloth on July 21, 2009, 07:28:01 pm
^ Unfortunate accident that may or may not have beeen caused by Kaloth's awesomeness.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on July 22, 2009, 12:34:36 am
^ is killed by his own awesomeness.
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Post by: Aenn on July 22, 2009, 01:25:01 am
^ is mauled by /b/
instant win

^ is killed with a hijacked 40mm shell from /k/

^Gets killed by...A WITCH!

^is the witch that killed the above poster
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Post by: Katra on July 27, 2009, 11:26:42 pm
^ squashed by falling bookcase.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on July 28, 2009, 12:58:21 am
^ Squashed by the same bookcase.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on July 28, 2009, 02:31:43 am
^ Crushed by another bookcase.
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Post by: Mike Folf on July 28, 2009, 04:18:13 am
^crushed by both bookcases
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Post by: MathieuF0X on July 28, 2009, 10:10:08 am
^ Crushed by a leaf of paper.
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Post by: Katra on July 28, 2009, 06:36:28 pm
^ Got thrown into trash compactor.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on July 28, 2009, 06:47:31 pm
^ Choked on a coffee stir.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on July 28, 2009, 09:43:04 pm
^ reads a book on advanced biology and becomes a vegetable.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on July 28, 2009, 09:47:59 pm
^ Gets crushed by a goomba.
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Post by: guilleum2 on July 28, 2009, 10:04:58 pm
^ Gets crushed by an insect.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on July 28, 2009, 10:21:15 pm
Gets crushed by my kiss
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Post by: Mike Folf on July 29, 2009, 01:15:32 am
Natural Causes
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Post by: MathieuF0X on July 29, 2009, 09:41:05 am
^ Chokes on a rock
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Post by: Kinshi on July 29, 2009, 10:19:14 am
^Fades to black (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvF-q_aGE_M&feature=related)
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Post by: guilleum2 on July 29, 2009, 12:47:23 pm
^ Gets eaten by grass
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on July 29, 2009, 12:55:35 pm
^ Eaten by Grasshoppers.
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Post by: guilleum2 on July 29, 2009, 12:58:02 pm
^ chokes on an Oxen
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Post by: MathieuF0X on July 29, 2009, 02:00:37 pm
^ Chokes on the regurgitated ox
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Post by: guilleum2 on July 29, 2009, 04:18:15 pm
^ dies of intoxicating woman smell. *cough* <w<
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Post by: MathieuF0X on July 29, 2009, 05:46:51 pm
^ dies by the thrilling smell of me. =3~
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Post by: guilleum2 on July 29, 2009, 07:07:28 pm
^ explodes from physical contract from ME. >:]
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Post by: MathieuF0X on July 29, 2009, 08:36:05 pm
^ dies of realization ( You misspelled contact) XDDD
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Post by: guilleum2 on July 29, 2009, 08:41:04 pm
^ dies of being a grammar correcter.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on July 29, 2009, 08:41:49 pm
^ is sentenced to death as a result of a technicality.  They really should have better proofreaders for federal laws...
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Post by: MathieuF0X on July 29, 2009, 08:48:30 pm
^ Banned for associating things with the law.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on July 29, 2009, 09:27:37 pm
^ is slapped to death for confusing the ban game with this one.
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Post by: Wolfcub on July 29, 2009, 09:54:28 pm
^ Dies of trying to figure out a brain twister question.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on July 29, 2009, 11:16:57 pm
^ Has his mind twisted.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on July 29, 2009, 11:51:01 pm
^ Asplodes.
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Post by: Katra on July 30, 2009, 12:37:10 am
^ eaten by giant eagle.
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Post by: Wolfcub on July 30, 2009, 02:34:21 am
^Eaten by cannibals
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Post by: MathieuF0X on July 30, 2009, 12:40:22 pm
^ Killed by vegans
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Post by: guilleum2 on July 30, 2009, 02:01:58 pm
^ Poisoned by vegetables
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Post by: Katra on July 30, 2009, 02:58:42 pm
^ run over by rhinoceros.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on July 30, 2009, 04:41:51 pm
^ Eaten by his own brethren
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Post by: promagnum on July 30, 2009, 11:25:36 pm
/\eaten something he shoulnd't have
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Post by: MathieuF0X on July 31, 2009, 11:10:38 am
^ Choked on a gun after eating it.
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Post by: Katra on August 01, 2009, 05:56:37 pm
^ choked on a berry.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on August 01, 2009, 09:03:13 pm
^ played too much Zelda and choked on a fairy.
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Post by: promagnum on August 01, 2009, 09:23:26 pm
/\choked on himself.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 01, 2009, 11:23:44 pm
^ Choked on bamboo.
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Post by: Kobuk on August 01, 2009, 11:31:50 pm
^ Dies trying to cross the Sahara desert without enough water.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 01, 2009, 11:36:58 pm
^ Dies from Mt. Dew intake XD ( Ha~ Sorry, Kobuk.)
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Post by: redyoshi49q on August 02, 2009, 07:37:59 pm
^ is sealed into a vat of Mt. Dew for being the umpteenth person to attribute Kobuk's demise to Mt. Dew.
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Post by: promagnum on August 02, 2009, 10:18:59 pm
/\too many flashy colors.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on August 03, 2009, 01:22:11 am
^ dies of a heart attack after seeing my room.

(*The walls are painted in about 11 different colors between the base coat, sponge painting, and fan brushing.  You think my avatar is "too many flashy colors"?*)
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 03, 2009, 10:52:06 am
^ Chokes on a shy guy.
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Post by: Kobo-Kun on August 03, 2009, 02:20:51 pm
^ Suffocated by Shy Guy's cloak.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 03, 2009, 05:30:34 pm
^ Killed by Krillin from DBZ
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Post by: guilleum2 on August 04, 2009, 10:45:12 am
^ Killed by the Afro Samurai
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Post by: redyoshi49q on August 04, 2009, 01:53:20 pm
^ was somehow killed by a single ant.
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Post by: WhiteLion on August 04, 2009, 02:23:55 pm
^ huggled to death by a Lion with a genetic mutation
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 04, 2009, 05:00:58 pm
^ Killed by his nephew, who's name was Simba. 
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Post by: WhiteLion on August 04, 2009, 05:05:38 pm
^ Killed by eating to many custard cream pies
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Post by: guilleum2 on August 04, 2009, 08:02:24 pm
^Killed by toxic waste water which created a giant alligator who ate you then the seagulls came. YOU DIED THRICE. xD
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Post by: Katra on August 04, 2009, 10:37:56 pm
^ Swallowed by whale.
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Post by: WhiteLion on August 05, 2009, 03:40:22 am
^ Being trapped in a phone box and farting
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Post by: guilleum2 on August 05, 2009, 11:43:44 am
^ Stabbed by an eraser.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 05, 2009, 11:44:24 am
^ Eaten by an eraser.
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Post by: WhiteLion on August 05, 2009, 11:49:32 am
^ Turned into stone by a mysterious teddy bear
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Post by: redyoshi49q on August 05, 2009, 02:21:34 pm
^ goofs up on a Knights and Knaves puzzle.  Oops...
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Post by: WhiteLion on August 05, 2009, 02:31:12 pm
^ Caffiene Overdose
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 05, 2009, 02:56:16 pm
^ Dies from too much meat consumption.
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Post by: GrolarBGW on August 07, 2009, 12:17:53 am
^Dies from too little meat consumption
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Post by: WhiteLion on August 07, 2009, 04:02:12 am
^ Listening to Souja Boy
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 07, 2009, 12:02:09 pm
^ Mentioning the words "Souja Boy"
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Post by: redyoshi49q on August 09, 2009, 01:58:52 am
^ is flattened by a falling stack of textbooks.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 09, 2009, 08:36:48 am
^ Sat on by Bowser.
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Post by: DreamerHusky on August 09, 2009, 10:37:50 pm
^ Listening to me singing.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 09, 2009, 10:44:07 pm
^ Shattered by my deep bass notes.
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Post by: DreamerHusky on August 09, 2009, 11:07:46 pm
^Run over by a Marching band
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 09, 2009, 11:20:21 pm
^ Dies from a 7 hour performance of Wagner's orchestral works.
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Post by: DreamerHusky on August 10, 2009, 12:11:30 am
^Dies from reading my boring stories
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 10, 2009, 12:33:04 am
^Dies from paranoia after reading a story of my own.
(I can has? =3 I'm sure that they aren't boring)
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Post by: WhiteLion on August 12, 2009, 03:56:18 am
^^ Not posting enough in this thread
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 12, 2009, 10:26:58 am
^ lol Same to you WhiteLion
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Post by: guilleum2 on August 12, 2009, 04:36:12 pm
^ You lol'd so much you exploded.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 13, 2009, 05:13:45 pm
^ You didn't laugh enough and you died with an eternal frown.
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Post by: guilleum2 on August 13, 2009, 07:43:11 pm
^ Went insane for using the One Power and the Father of Lies came and destroyed you. And then the Red Ajah destroyed you. DESTROYED TWICE.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 13, 2009, 07:50:06 pm
^ Smacked down by the power of Rand and Perrin GoldenEyes! =D 
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Post by: Kobuk on August 13, 2009, 07:50:43 pm
^ Dies in World War III
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 14, 2009, 09:44:26 am
^ Trampled by fan girls from Comicon.
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Post by: WhiteLion on August 14, 2009, 12:29:43 pm
^^ Eaten by a pencil sharpner
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Post by: Katra on August 14, 2009, 08:07:19 pm
^ Gets stuck in the mud and drowns when the tide comes in.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 14, 2009, 09:30:08 pm
^ Swallowed whole by Yoshi.
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Post by: Katra on August 15, 2009, 06:16:54 pm
^ run over by wild bull.
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Post by: guilleum2 on August 15, 2009, 07:31:13 pm
^Burned to death by a hair dryer.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 15, 2009, 08:45:32 pm
^Crushed by Optimus Prime.
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Post by: guilleum2 on August 16, 2009, 01:52:10 pm
^  :goldbloody: <-- that's all I need to say.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 16, 2009, 03:19:15 pm
^ Killed by my imaginary character Frank.
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Post by: Katra on August 16, 2009, 04:14:25 pm
^ Got between mother bear and her cubs.
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Post by: WhiteLion on August 16, 2009, 04:19:41 pm
^^ Eating to many super cool orange sprinkled donuts
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 16, 2009, 04:23:54 pm
^ Getting chewed to bits by a Dr. Phil Seminar.
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Post by: guilleum2 on August 16, 2009, 04:33:17 pm
^Eaten by wolves.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 16, 2009, 04:47:34 pm
How ironic.

^Eroded by a vial of acid that fell from nowhere onto your head. =3~
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Post by: guilleum2 on August 16, 2009, 07:09:52 pm
^Spirited away. Or demoned away. Whichever you prefer to call it.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 16, 2009, 07:11:26 pm
^ Animated. (( Like someone forces you into a machine which shreds to bits. I would cry. =( ))
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Post by: guilleum2 on August 16, 2009, 07:12:35 pm
^ Aldieb stomped you down boy ((xDD plz dun cry))
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 16, 2009, 07:14:03 pm
^ Pfft, Mandarb swallowed you up like dat bale of hay.
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Post by: guilleum2 on August 16, 2009, 07:14:54 pm
^Thom played a deathly tune for you.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 16, 2009, 07:19:31 pm
^ Mat cut you down with his raven marked spear.
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Post by: guilleum2 on August 16, 2009, 07:20:58 pm
^Oh dear. I'm afraid you got into some of Mordeth's treasure. Oh my. It seems you ran of with a ruby studded dagger... >.>
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 16, 2009, 07:23:46 pm
^ Elyas sent his wolf friends after you.
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Post by: guilleum2 on August 16, 2009, 07:26:15 pm
^ Lan slashed you down.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 16, 2009, 07:26:51 pm
^ Moiraine charmed you with her Aes Sedai powers.
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Post by: guilleum2 on August 16, 2009, 07:27:16 pm
^ The Dragon Reborn smacked you down.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 16, 2009, 09:55:22 pm
^ Birgittie shot you with an arrow from 50 miles away.
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Post by: guilleum2 on August 17, 2009, 11:41:41 am
^ Dragon Slayer to the head.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 17, 2009, 12:04:38 pm
^ The skull knight cuts you down with his bahlet sword
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Post by: guilleum2 on August 17, 2009, 07:27:45 pm
^Griffith does a Casca on you. xDDDD LOL. Oh the humiliation that would be. xDDDDDD ((I would cry a lot. :<))
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Post by: Kobuk on August 17, 2009, 07:39:22 pm
^ Death from assimilation by the Borg.......sorta. ;) You don't actually die. But you get assimilated and your own individual conscientious is taken over by the Borg hive mind. You feel no emotion. You cannot control your own body. Basically, you are experiencing a "living death" so to speak.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 17, 2009, 08:17:03 pm
^ Eaten by a murder of crows.
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Post by: guilleum2 on August 18, 2009, 09:43:32 am
^Choked by your collar.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 18, 2009, 10:06:25 am
^Eaten by my grandmother.
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Post by: guilleum2 on August 18, 2009, 11:30:23 pm
^Met the family. (( ARE YOU HUNGRY? ))
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 18, 2009, 11:46:02 pm
XD ^ Consumed by my manliness.
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Post by: Katra on August 20, 2009, 03:07:54 pm
^ crushed by pouncehugs.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 20, 2009, 11:26:44 pm
^ Swallowed by my workout routine.
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Post by: guilleum2 on August 21, 2009, 10:40:20 am
^ Crushed by Dorothy's house.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 21, 2009, 12:01:00 pm
^Eaten by Scrooge's "Bah, Hum-bug!"
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Post by: guilleum2 on August 21, 2009, 03:18:09 pm
^ Appalled to death by Ignorance and Want.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 21, 2009, 05:14:59 pm
^ Goes insane because of Tiny Tim's cuteness.
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Post by: guilleum2 on August 21, 2009, 07:42:39 pm
((Tiny Tim is not cute.)) ^Dies from my womanly charm.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 21, 2009, 09:11:32 pm
^ Dies from missing me.
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Post by: Katra on August 21, 2009, 11:54:05 pm
^ sucked into jet engine.
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 22, 2009, 01:09:28 pm
^ Sucked into my mouth =)
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Post by: moonraiser on August 22, 2009, 01:59:09 pm
^die from falling into a trap
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Post by: Katra on August 22, 2009, 07:07:41 pm
^ falls into hidden cave.
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Post by: moonraiser on August 22, 2009, 07:14:46 pm
^eats poisoned meat
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 22, 2009, 11:00:58 pm
^ Crushed by Zodd from Berserk
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Post by: KayVixen on August 23, 2009, 01:42:31 am
^saw the wrath of all that is unholy and ran, getting ran over by a little girl on a bike hitting your head on a mail box full off knifes in a package
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 23, 2009, 02:32:37 pm
^ Touched by a disease riddled corpse and dies from lack of immune system power.
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Post by: KayVixen on August 23, 2009, 03:57:22 pm
^trips on a bridge and falls into the worlds largest whirlpool
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Post by: Slylin on August 23, 2009, 04:00:01 pm
*Somehow trips on ^ a roller coaster because of grace ^ and falls 35 feet*
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Post by: KayVixen on August 23, 2009, 04:26:59 pm
^falls on your face wile jumping on a trampoline and bites threw the major vain in your tongue
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 23, 2009, 04:28:13 pm
^ Swallowed by my mane of hair~
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Post by: KayVixen on August 23, 2009, 04:32:56 pm
^killed by the alternate universe hidden in the mirrors
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 23, 2009, 04:33:35 pm
^ Engulfed by Edward Cullen fans. ~=3
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Post by: KayVixen on August 23, 2009, 04:37:21 pm
^ sees the wrath of my angry spirit for sending said fan mob
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 23, 2009, 04:40:30 pm
^ Sent to the Nexus.
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Post by: KayVixen on August 23, 2009, 04:47:01 pm
^gets trapped in limbo with Hannibal the cannibal
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 23, 2009, 11:09:51 pm
^ Trapped in a Veggie Tales seminar.
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Post by: Kobuk on August 23, 2009, 11:15:08 pm
^ Tickled to death by the Teletubbies.  :o
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 24, 2009, 07:00:49 am
( I hate the Teletubbies. They're really creepy. =_=;;)

^Eaten to death by mosquitoes with malaria.
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Post by: guilleum2 on August 24, 2009, 07:52:46 am
^ Yellow Fever. Oh the good ol' days.
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Post by: Slylin on August 24, 2009, 06:26:42 pm
^ Swine flu. 'Nuff said..
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Post by: guilleum2 on August 24, 2009, 07:07:30 pm
^ Death Cabbed.
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Post by: Slylin on August 24, 2009, 07:56:40 pm
Mo Mo Mo MONSTERKILL! ^
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Post by: KayVixen on August 24, 2009, 10:05:36 pm
^stepped on by Godzilla's baby's father's mother's ex-boyfriend's pet pillow
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Post by: Slylin on August 24, 2009, 10:42:42 pm
*Questions Kay Vixen's sanity*

^calls Godzilla himself to do the stepping :D
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 25, 2009, 06:27:30 pm
^ Burned too death with a small lighter.
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Post by: Kwan on August 25, 2009, 09:11:04 pm
Laughed to death, the result of an attacker wielding a giant tickle feather.
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Post by: KayVixen on August 25, 2009, 09:34:16 pm
*Questions Kay Vixen's sanity*

^calls Godzilla himself to do the stepping :D

trust me... i question it every day...


^
^ thumbs fall off from texting to much
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Post by: Fawlkes on August 25, 2009, 09:36:05 pm
Fed to the Bugblatter Beast of Tragg ^
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Post by: KayVixen on August 25, 2009, 09:43:22 pm
^gets knocked aside the head with a baseball bat with spikes for confusing me....
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Post by: Kwan on August 25, 2009, 09:57:40 pm
^  Ironically gets skull crushed by a foul ball.
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Post by: KayVixen on August 26, 2009, 12:19:45 am
^Gets crushed under a falling piano.... oh the old cartoon violence...
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Post by: Fawlkes on August 26, 2009, 11:53:54 am
^Gets thrown into a pit of honey and lesbians.
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Post by: guilleum2 on August 26, 2009, 07:58:12 pm
^ Your internet is down. You kill yourself.
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Post by: KayVixen on August 26, 2009, 08:04:10 pm
^gets nose bite off by a teething giraffe 
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Post by: Katra on August 27, 2009, 05:23:34 pm
^ purple plague.
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Post by: KayVixen on August 27, 2009, 07:07:00 pm
^trampled by santa's reindeer
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Post by: MathieuF0X on August 29, 2009, 08:17:15 am
^Chokes on an endless supply of Big Mac's.
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Post by: KayVixen on August 29, 2009, 02:00:37 pm
^gets hit in the eye with a puffy cheeto
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Post by: moonraiser on August 29, 2009, 02:13:15 pm
^pet mistakes you for a juicy steak
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Post by: KayVixen on August 29, 2009, 07:04:32 pm
^pet licks your fur and skin off of you, making you bleed to death
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Post by: moonraiser on August 29, 2009, 07:10:11 pm
^ my pet thinks you are harrassing me and attacks!
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Post by: Katra on August 29, 2009, 10:10:20 pm
^ done in by mob of kangaroos.
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Post by: Slylin on August 30, 2009, 11:13:52 pm
^Same mob of Kangaroos do you in
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Post by: Kobuk on August 31, 2009, 12:13:41 pm
^ Dies after the apocalype happens when you get into a fight with another survivor over the last scraps of food.
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Post by: Katra on August 31, 2009, 06:46:23 pm
^ Case of Mountain Dew falls on your head.
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Post by: KayVixen on August 31, 2009, 11:58:54 pm
^drowns wile chugging a whole casket of wine
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Post by: Slylin on September 03, 2009, 10:39:04 pm
^Drowns while attempting to "shotgun" a beer.  :D
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Post by: Kobuk on September 03, 2009, 11:21:24 pm
Quote
^Drowns while attempting to "shotgun" a beer.

No discussion of alcohol on the forums, please. Thanks.
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Post by: KayVixen on September 04, 2009, 02:02:29 am
^^freezes to death in green land
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Post by: Lava on September 07, 2009, 08:12:20 am
^ smacked to death with a trout by a very angry penguin in Greenland.
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Post by: KayVixen on September 07, 2009, 02:22:45 pm
^trys to say my name but chokes on it
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Post by: Slylin on September 07, 2009, 05:05:47 pm
^Died from sassyness.
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Post by: Katra on September 07, 2009, 10:05:50 pm
^ bleeding from biting own tongue.
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Post by: Fawlkes on September 09, 2009, 05:12:05 pm
^Natural Causes... *Shock Horror!*
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Post by: KayVixen on September 09, 2009, 11:05:14 pm
^dies from being a smarty pants
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Post by: Slylin on September 10, 2009, 08:47:47 pm
^ Dies for lack of avatar.
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Post by: KayVixen on September 10, 2009, 09:56:13 pm
^dies for not helping me with getting an avatar
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Post by: redyoshi49q on September 11, 2009, 09:45:45 pm
^ gets a killer headache...  Literally!
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Post by: Katra on September 12, 2009, 04:45:47 pm
^ super fleas.
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Post by: KayVixen on September 16, 2009, 11:11:42 pm
^emo death
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Post by: Katra on September 17, 2009, 06:55:17 pm
^ Got in the way of a speeding superhero.
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Post by: KayVixen on September 17, 2009, 08:37:57 pm
^ dies from listening to Barnie
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Post by: Katra on September 24, 2009, 04:50:35 pm
^ grape overdose.
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Post by: Onion on September 24, 2009, 05:59:06 pm
^ Dies in Play boy Manchon, un-mysterious reasons.
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Post by: KayVixen on September 24, 2009, 09:54:02 pm
^dies cause your signature wolf jumped out of your screen and attacked you
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Post by: Onion on September 24, 2009, 10:35:29 pm
^ Dies of Cuteness!  :D LMTO
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Post by: Katra on September 25, 2009, 06:48:04 pm
^ ran off edge of cliff in the fog.
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Post by: KayVixen on October 01, 2009, 01:47:30 am
^gets smothered in cute little bunnies named oreo
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Post by: Onion on October 01, 2009, 11:44:02 am
^ Is captured by ash ketchum.
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Post by: KayVixen on October 02, 2009, 11:15:38 pm
^splashed to death by Magikarp
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Post by: Onion on October 02, 2009, 11:29:48 pm
^ Dies because she did'nt ask me to make her an Avatar fur her.
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Post by: Ickyrus on October 03, 2009, 04:35:02 am
^ Choked on an over-sized hairball
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Post by: KayVixen on October 03, 2009, 08:21:08 pm
^ dies from a tornado hitting your tail

^ Dies because she did'nt ask me to make her an Avatar fur her.
  could have asked lol

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Post by: Onion on October 03, 2009, 10:04:53 pm
^ Dies from Richard Simmons dance craze attack!  :D

^ dies from a tornado hitting your tail

^ Dies because she did'nt ask me to make her an Avatar fur her.
  could have asked lol



I love making Fursonas. All I need some details on what you want. being if you want me to make you one.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Katra on October 03, 2009, 11:47:35 pm
^ falls into hidden cavern.
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Post by: Onion on October 04, 2009, 12:25:04 am
^ Also falls into hidden cavern.  (:
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Post by: Ickyrus on October 04, 2009, 01:09:34 am
^ Stabbed to death with a sharp pencil
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Post by: Onion on October 04, 2009, 01:11:32 am
^ All Conciouse and Subconciouse Thought stops, all brain waves shut down, and existince is denied.

Death of existince.
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Post by: Katra on October 04, 2009, 08:50:42 pm
^ runs into barbed wire fence.
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Post by: Aurora on October 05, 2009, 01:26:33 pm
^laughs to death
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Post by: Onion on October 05, 2009, 01:42:38 pm
^ Drowns in Mountain Dew Code Red!  (:
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Post by: Katra on October 05, 2009, 07:45:30 pm
^ head on collision with cheetah.
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Post by: Kobuk on October 05, 2009, 08:09:50 pm
^  Eaten by same cheetah.
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Post by: Onion on October 05, 2009, 09:27:39 pm
^ Dies surrounded by beautiful, fondeling furries, while drinkin the dew.
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Post by: Kobuk on October 10, 2009, 10:30:32 pm
^ Dies from a massive case of heartburn after eating 60 spicy bean burritos.
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Post by: Onion on October 10, 2009, 10:54:10 pm
I can deal with that. atleast I got 60 spicy bean burritos.  :D

^ die of Encephalomeningocele
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Post by: Katra on October 11, 2009, 07:49:49 pm
^ hit over head with giant dictionary.
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Post by: Onion on October 11, 2009, 08:03:25 pm
^ Is trampled to death by a flock of Chocobo!  :D
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Post by: redyoshi49q on October 14, 2009, 05:35:17 pm
^ makes the mistake of using a Max Potion on himself while afflicted with Zombie.
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Post by: Onion on October 14, 2009, 05:49:47 pm
^ Fights Gogo for Mimic crystal.
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Post by: Katra on October 14, 2009, 05:58:35 pm
^ massive chocolate overdose.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on October 27, 2009, 12:25:26 am
^ made a wish to trade places with Mario, and his wish was granted.  Unfortunately, it was granted 0.001 seconds before Mario fell into lava.

On a completely unrelated note, Mario the cougar now believes in reincarnation.
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Post by: josh down on October 27, 2009, 05:45:56 am
while standing in the middle of a field looking up at the stars, when the moon hits you in the face
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Post by: Katra on October 27, 2009, 06:47:27 pm
^ caught by tornado.
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Post by: Onion on October 27, 2009, 07:29:42 pm
^ Is eatten by Kimba!
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Post by: guilleum2 on October 30, 2009, 12:16:07 pm
^ I ate you.
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Post by: Onion on October 30, 2009, 02:52:48 pm
^ I give you deadly indigestion.
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Post by: guilleum2 on October 30, 2009, 09:57:36 pm
^ Not just heartburn. But heart FIRE. Yeah, your heart exploded in a fiery ball.
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Post by: Onion on October 31, 2009, 12:20:52 am
^ Wich is all happening inside of you. The burning causes burn trama to your gastrointestinal almitary system! (Im hot blooded  8) )
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Post by: guilleum2 on October 31, 2009, 10:22:30 am
^ bombarded with IMs.
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Post by: Onion on October 31, 2009, 10:04:41 pm
^ Accadently recieves the same IMs!
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Post by: guilleum2 on November 01, 2009, 02:00:14 pm
^ Research paper.
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Post by: KayVixen on November 01, 2009, 07:31:19 pm
^over use of the word research paper takes over your mind and drives you insane, making it impossible to consentrate on anything BUT the research paper taking over your mind and soon the world
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Post by: Katra on November 01, 2009, 08:48:45 pm
^ fell into tar pit.
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Post by: guilleum2 on November 01, 2009, 09:22:42 pm
^ Gored by crows
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Post by: Onion on November 01, 2009, 10:19:04 pm
^ mawed by Eddie Van Hallin
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Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on November 02, 2009, 01:21:09 pm
^*bored to death by Nickeloadeon*
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Post by: Marie Mosspool on November 02, 2009, 02:12:03 pm
^eaten by zombie ballerinas
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Post by: 489109 on November 02, 2009, 03:04:06 pm
^Fell backwards after tripping over a real invisible turtle shell, cracking her skull on the polished marble floor.  x_x
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Post by: guilleum2 on November 02, 2009, 08:23:31 pm
^ lobotomy gone wrong
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Post by: Katra on November 02, 2009, 09:13:12 pm
^ stepped on by polar bear.
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Post by: Onion on November 03, 2009, 01:19:00 am
^ Eatten by louie Anderson  (:
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Post by: Marie Mosspool on November 03, 2009, 01:02:00 pm
^eaten by a polar bear and that's how the polar bear died XD
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Post by: Onion on November 03, 2009, 01:23:57 pm
^ Hunted down by Jacky Chan's Fantasy Force Team
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Post by: guilleum2 on November 03, 2009, 06:03:24 pm
^ Ryu Hayabusa. 'Nuff said.
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Post by: Katra on November 03, 2009, 08:39:56 pm
^ fell into trash compactor.
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Post by: Marie Mosspool on November 03, 2009, 09:36:56 pm
^death by I'M FIRING MY LASOR BEAM *BWAAAAAAG*
^ Hunted down by Jacky Chan's Fantasy Force Team
I would die happy XD
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Post by: Onion on November 03, 2009, 11:36:11 pm
^ Chuck Norris Gives you the Honer of dieing by his bare hands.
I would die happy XD

Hahaha! Iyiyi!




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Post by: guilleum2 on November 04, 2009, 07:32:40 pm
^ Died from natural causes.
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Post by: Marie Mosspool on November 04, 2009, 09:33:54 pm
^ death by an alien brain probe
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Post by: guilleum2 on November 05, 2009, 07:20:07 pm
^ Camera stole your soul
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Post by: Onion on November 05, 2009, 08:28:32 pm
^ Out smarted by Paris Hilton.
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Post by: guilleum2 on November 06, 2009, 06:59:34 pm
^ Never made it to Paradise.
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Post by: Onion on November 06, 2009, 08:17:50 pm
^ Spontaniouse Combustion.

(Paradise is a state of mind.)

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Post by: Marie Mosspool on November 06, 2009, 11:31:20 pm
^ death by zombie crows
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Post by: Onion on November 07, 2009, 11:39:35 am
^ Death by the same Zombie Crows.  :D
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Post by: Katra on November 07, 2009, 04:07:39 pm
^ hit on head by falling coconuts.
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Post by: Marie Mosspool on November 07, 2009, 04:18:44 pm
^ T-virus outbreak that infects cows and makes them eat everything living in the countryside which in turn creates zombie man eating grass..You die by the grass...
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Post by: Katra on November 08, 2009, 05:41:00 pm
^ run over by tank.
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Post by: Marie Mosspool on November 08, 2009, 09:13:48 pm
^run over by a tank manned by your partner on the battlefield  :D
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Post by: Ickyrus on November 11, 2009, 07:09:43 am
^Tragically drowned in a pool of moss^
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Post by: guilleum2 on November 11, 2009, 10:33:50 am
^ shampoo poisoning.
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Post by: Lava on November 11, 2009, 11:46:31 am
^Too much bleach
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Post by: Katra on November 11, 2009, 06:55:30 pm
^ caught in volcanic eruption.
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Post by: Onion on November 12, 2009, 01:43:04 am
^ Lava Soap! XD
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Post by: Marie Mosspool on November 12, 2009, 04:52:15 pm
^ death a by a big gay UNICORN
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Post by: Katra on November 12, 2009, 06:56:04 pm
^ giant octopus.
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Post by: Marie Mosspool on November 13, 2009, 09:28:07 am
^death by a tinkerbell's pixie dust
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Post by: Katra on November 14, 2009, 07:43:37 pm
^ Met Captain Hook.
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Post by: Onion on November 14, 2009, 07:50:15 pm
^ Falls into a pit of beautiful women.
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Post by: Marie Mosspool on November 15, 2009, 01:17:40 am
^suffocated in my massive amount of FLUFF
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Post by: Onion on November 15, 2009, 08:59:00 am
^  spontainiess Combustion
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Post by: Marie Mosspool on November 15, 2009, 11:22:08 am
^being hugged by me when I combust spontaneously
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Post by: Katra on November 15, 2009, 05:00:54 pm
^ fell into abandoned well.
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Post by: Onion on November 15, 2009, 07:44:35 pm
^ Marie hugging me falls into an abandoned well and sets the fumes from the fried up alge on fire. causeing a presurized combustion. making the well and serounding area explode killing you as you watch.
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Post by: Katra on November 16, 2009, 07:32:08 pm
^ Angered a giant porcupine.
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Post by: Onion on November 16, 2009, 10:28:15 pm
^ In the path of the anger Porky Pine.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on November 24, 2009, 02:17:49 pm
^ thought he ticked off a villager.  He actually ticked off a werewolf.  His demise that night was swift.
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Post by: Katra on November 24, 2009, 02:51:37 pm
^ severe allergy to fur.
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Post by: Onion on November 24, 2009, 05:21:31 pm
^servere allergic reaction to Scales!
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Post by: redyoshi49q on November 26, 2009, 07:23:34 pm
^ declared himself to be stuffed after his meal, and was consequently confused with a turkey.

He chose the wrong day to say those words...
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Post by: Onion on November 26, 2009, 10:07:51 pm
^ Does'nt die! Yet instead, He enjoys today. And Is issued a

   :D :D HAPPY THANKSGIVING :D :D

                       (http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:nZrOBsXBCAKfXM:http://www.animeforce.net/images/MLDL1578.jpg)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Katra on November 27, 2009, 06:53:41 pm
^ pecked to death by a flock of turkeys.
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Post by: Marie Mosspool on November 28, 2009, 08:20:42 pm
^mistaken for a mouse by Ladon the giant golden serpent!
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Post by: Onion on November 28, 2009, 10:27:29 pm
^ Cuddled to death by a cactour Plushie!  :D  (No Thorns)
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Post by: Katra on November 29, 2009, 05:16:23 pm
^ fell into wishing well.
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Post by: Pom on November 29, 2009, 06:13:54 pm
^
Trampled to death by annoying Twilight fans running to see a guy with giant  eyebrows they mistake for Edward
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Post by: Onion on November 29, 2009, 08:48:08 pm
^ Huggled to death by me!  :)

Welcome to Furtopia!  :D
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Post by: Keeshanic Fox on November 30, 2009, 12:44:22 am
^ Crushed by the collapsing welcome billboard
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Post by: Onion on November 30, 2009, 01:17:26 am
^ The board falls resaulting in a car swerving to avoid it. The car swerving out of the way, hits the border. Flies through the air at 70 MPH and lands flat on top of you. Instant death!  :D
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Post by: Katra on November 30, 2009, 10:07:02 pm
^ run over by ambulance.
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Post by: Onion on December 01, 2009, 12:58:38 am
^ Jumps out the ambulance to help and get hit by an on coming truck.  :D

^ run over by ambulance.

Nice!  8)
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Post by: DeltaFur on December 09, 2009, 09:10:25 pm
(I got this idea from an episode of 2TRG, btw)

^burned to death by bees
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Post by: Onion on December 09, 2009, 09:25:16 pm
^ Abducted by an Illegal Alien!  :D  Death? x_x   a mystory!  :o

 (http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:5SOmCG0im6K0qM:http://www.hyscience.com/archives/IllegalALIEN.jpg)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Katra on December 09, 2009, 11:47:42 pm
^ run over by truckload of onions.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on December 12, 2009, 10:31:09 pm
^ was standing nearby when the tragedy occured, and cried to the point of death by dehydration.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Katra on December 14, 2009, 10:34:18 pm
^ fell into shark tank.
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Post by: Onion on December 15, 2009, 12:04:10 am
^ Vegitarian sharks are outraged by your humor and beat you to death with a bag of kittens!  :o
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Post by: Katra on December 15, 2009, 07:00:31 pm
^ clawed to death by angry kittens.
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Post by: Keeshanic Fox on December 17, 2009, 11:11:27 pm
^ died of dehydration while making orange juice...because they never stopped staring at the part of the can that said "concentrate"
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Post by: KitsuNinja on December 20, 2009, 02:25:57 pm
^ Thought that Spy you were healing was a friendly Heavy.

"Surprise." *backstab*

"I never really was on your side."
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Post by: 489109 on December 21, 2009, 03:03:15 pm
^ attempts the backstap but rolls a natural "1" causing you to make a critical fumble and you stab yourself sepuku style.
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Post by: Katra on December 22, 2009, 03:55:26 pm
^ lost wrestling match with giant octopus.
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Post by: DeltaFur on December 27, 2009, 10:39:39 pm
^ foolishly challenges said octopus to a rematch for KitsuNinja's honor and loses

(oh, originality. Isn't it great?)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: 489109 on December 28, 2009, 12:06:37 pm
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Post by: Onion on December 28, 2009, 10:35:36 pm
^ Dies from "Red-Neck Logic"!
 
-I Talk like a Red Neck-

I dont understand this Money Deal. It must be the work of the Devil, Mmm huh. Yep its the devil, He came down here and taught our children to read and Witch Crafts stuff called Economics. M-huh yep he gona bring the Anti-Christ and steal my good bottle of shine! STOLE MY SHINE BOY!

I woke up this morning, and would'nt you know it?  Devil done stole my Good Shine. And left the bottle in the grass next to me. DONE STOLE MY GOOD SHINE BOY, MY GOOD SHINE!

And then I caught my daughter practicing this Witch Crafted called Algibra! M-huh yep she got the devil in her, had to beat it out of her with a stick I found in the yard! Hit her in the fore head. "Devil Be Gone!" Thats what TBN saids to do!

Lord knows, The South will Rise again. Pastur done drank some Hoot'n Nanny and got the spirit in him. And then God spoke wisdom through him! He says: Women need to stay in the kitchen and shut there mouths and Children need to stop Sass'n there elders! If they dont listen, hit E'm with a rock! AND JESUS LUVS NASCAR!!! YEHOOO BOY! NAS-CAR! hu-hum Yep.

We smart like that, We don't need no books or no tooth pastes. Devil stuff what that is.

I listens me to some Bill O'Realy. Says that Republicans are good! And Librals Left wingers gona take my money! They want to bring change and new things. I dont understand it all so its gotta be bad. I dont like change, Its scary. Like my Son, bless his heart! was listen to the Rap music stuff. There aint No sing'n in it! so I beat him in the head with a rock, knocked him out. Then I blessed by the good lord, destroyed the strange devil's music. uh-huh, I dont understands its, gotta be the work of the devil!

The News says the worlds gona end, some miayan watch gona cause it. Uh-huh boy, I think its them foreigners, and their strange VooDoo's, UFO's, And Devil Magics. Give my Good Tooth to stop it. But strange people make me mad. Dr.Phill says I need to be tollerant. They's nothin wrong with them, But I know. Strange things and other cultures are evil! They are strange and their ways ar'nt familure. So I gotta destroy it be-for it destroys me uh-huh.

Like these Furry Peoples. I figure its Men who like there women folk to not shave their Arm Pits. Kind of like Mau' use to when she done married my pau! But I see me this episode of CSI?! and fella was dressed in a foot ball mascot costume and they where doin crazy things. Boy I hate strange things! I had to turn it back to Bill O'Realy and Pray to Goerge W. Bush for my Soul when I done watched' whats I done watched! Uh-huh no furries here in my town boy! We'le Run im off like we did them coon's under Mau's trailors whats hitched!

My Cultures perfect, Boy. Uh-huh Red Neck Culture! Drink'N, Driven My Big O'le Mud Truck, Marrying my sister, NAS-CAR, Blissful Ignorance, Consperiesy theriouries, Hoot'N Nannies, And Repbulicans! Boy Luvs it how'di!!! YEEEE HOOO!! GET ON!    HO DOWN! Dele Dele Dele DEVIL GONE DOWN TO GOERGIA! -Starts dancing-

Sorry if this seems Alittle harsh. Im just venting, I had a bad experince today with some Red-Necks :P
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Post by: Katra on December 29, 2009, 06:10:14 pm
^ hit by lightning.
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Post by: KitsuNinja on December 29, 2009, 06:51:04 pm
Thank you.

^ Had the Dead Ringer, and backstabs the next person.

"Here lies Scout. He ran fast, and died a virgin."
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Post by: Corbenik on January 06, 2010, 01:06:29 am
^ Is caught using HAX and is hit by a flying monitor

Dun use hax!  >:[
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Post by: redyoshi49q on January 06, 2010, 01:57:31 am
^ was "taken care of" by the guild of messengers for killing the proverbial messenger boy.  He should have thrown the computer instead.
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Post by: Katra on January 06, 2010, 06:10:53 pm
^ Poked to death by walking cactus.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on January 29, 2010, 11:23:51 pm
^ lost his marbles, one of which was lost down his throat.
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Post by: KayVixen on January 30, 2010, 11:06:11 pm
^slipped on the lost marbles and landed on a pencil through his head =D
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Post by: Katra on January 31, 2010, 10:58:11 pm
^ squashed by anvil meant for roadrunner.
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Post by: Juno on February 01, 2010, 09:07:36 pm
/\ death by fanboys o.o
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Post by: KayVixen on February 01, 2010, 09:09:56 pm
^ ran over by the band running from the fan-boys
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Post by: Juno on February 01, 2010, 09:42:56 pm
/\ death by zombie teddy bear horde >.>
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Post by: redyoshi49q on February 14, 2010, 10:11:39 pm
^ was almost hit by a falling meteor.  He was hit, however, by the falling skydiver whose parachute was hit by that same meteor.
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Post by: Katra on February 16, 2010, 06:59:06 pm
^ toasted when his pet dragon sneezed.
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Post by: Foshling on March 23, 2010, 01:10:00 pm
people thinks he is a cheater till he explains he's a cougar. all misinterpret, some laugh, some get wierded out and he dies of embarrassment
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Post by: Kishi on March 27, 2010, 05:41:17 pm
Death by snuggle.
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Post by: Katra on March 27, 2010, 08:13:27 pm
^ choked on gumball.
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Post by: Bizbon3 on March 28, 2010, 03:30:04 pm
^ Nearly kill by the Rabbit of Caerbannog just only to be hit by cement mix truck.
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Post by: Kishi on March 28, 2010, 04:14:21 pm
^ Death by DOCTOROCTAGONAPUSBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Post by: KitsuNinja on March 28, 2010, 04:15:18 pm
^ Death by trigger-happy Pyro

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Post by: Kishi on March 28, 2010, 04:17:38 pm
^Death by papercut
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Post by: Bizbon3 on March 28, 2010, 04:42:30 pm
^ Death by tray.
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Post by: Nashee on March 28, 2010, 05:52:48 pm
^death by NI!

NI!

NI!
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Post by: Bizbon3 on March 29, 2010, 07:19:10 pm
^ Die by listening to Vogon poetry.
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Post by: Kishi on March 30, 2010, 02:28:07 pm
^Death by Bugblatter beast of Traal
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Post by: Shim on April 01, 2010, 03:33:59 am
^ Death by his sister's questionable toothbrush!
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Post by: Nashee on April 01, 2010, 11:10:20 am
^ death by carnivorous ungulate
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Post by: 489109 on April 01, 2010, 11:13:07 am
.
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Post by: Nashee on April 01, 2010, 11:14:37 am
^ dies by a forum full of hungry predators
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Post by: Shim on April 01, 2010, 05:35:30 pm
^ Death by fate of the loss of this war
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Post by: Bizbon3 on April 01, 2010, 10:13:10 pm
^ Dies by Zombie Ungulate
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Post by: Alsek on April 02, 2010, 12:57:58 am
^ Death by community service
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Post by: Nashee on April 02, 2010, 08:40:51 am
^ death by...

-a bowl of petunias falls from the sky and lands on Alsek's head-

a bowl of petunias? Oh dear.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on April 04, 2010, 08:56:53 pm
^ eats the ears of what looks like a chocolate bunny, and the flesh-and-blood bunny with chocolate colored fur decides to eat her in reciprocation.

...Oops.
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Post by: Nashee on April 04, 2010, 09:53:44 pm
^ death from eating too many peeps
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Post by: Katra on April 11, 2010, 07:53:45 pm
^ chocolate overdose.
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Post by: KitsuNinja on April 11, 2010, 08:26:16 pm
^ Struck down by dual Future Sight attacks
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Post by: redyoshi49q on May 03, 2010, 12:30:56 am
^ is hit by the Destiny Bond attack of a thread that is 5 months and 30 days old.
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Post by: Valexi on May 03, 2010, 12:59:33 am
^
(http://i41.tinypic.com/e0hpxv.jpg)
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Post by: redyoshi49q on May 03, 2010, 01:36:57 am
^ ends up being a short-lived character of a certain Truman Capote novel.

(*nice image reply, by the way!*)
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Post by: Kishi on May 03, 2010, 07:48:13 am
^ Drop kicked into oncoming traffic, then run over by an 18 wheeler.
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Post by: Carry on May 03, 2010, 08:21:25 pm
^Gets hit by a out-of-control RV that a monkey was driving. . .
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Post by: Kishi on May 03, 2010, 08:39:51 pm
^*Treedokens you onto a spike*
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Post by: redyoshi49q on May 04, 2010, 01:19:00 am
^

There once was a wolfy named Kishi
that children had found to be squeishy.
They gave him a hug
'til he was quite snug, then...

Threw him out the window!
The window!  The second story window!
With a "heave!" and a "ho!" and a mighty throw,
they threw him out the window!

(*Boy Scout camp has permanently corrupted me...*)
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Post by: James Moon on May 04, 2010, 03:06:18 am
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=35582116332&id=8be9afdfe5e0de10a031071841a53dbe&index=ch1&url=http%3a%2f%2fthemushroomkingdom.net%2fimages%2fmkdd%2fmkdd_spiny_shell.jpg)

^Sadly, was hit with a "Spiny Shell" while racing in mario kart
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Post by: 489109 on May 04, 2010, 11:39:05 am
^ Was tragically killed after running through the house with a pair of scissors and poked his eye out.
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Post by: Katra on May 04, 2010, 08:06:51 pm
^ Lion chow.
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Post by: Carry on May 05, 2010, 08:08:26 pm
^Lepords scratching post
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Post by: Kishi on May 05, 2010, 09:23:28 pm
^ Hunting Accident.
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Post by: Carry on May 05, 2010, 11:18:48 pm
^ Exorcism gone wrong
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Post by: Kishi on May 06, 2010, 07:28:42 am
^ She lost The Reapers Game
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Post by: 489109 on May 06, 2010, 12:03:02 pm
^ Had forgotten his towel at home and was eaten by the Ravenous Bug Blatter Beast of Traal.
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Post by: Kishi on May 06, 2010, 05:36:48 pm
^ Went to the end of time and died while watching the universe end
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Post by: Carry on May 06, 2010, 07:01:54 pm
^ Was sat on by a hippo. . .
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Post by: redyoshi49q on May 14, 2010, 12:48:35 am
^ was decapitated by the arm that shot out from some random person shouting "OBJECTION!"
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Post by: Foshling on May 16, 2010, 02:39:20 am
^ Dies of a yoshi's worst nightmare... STARVATION!!! x_x
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Post by: Katra on May 16, 2010, 10:34:06 pm
^ melted by malfunctioning sauna.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on May 19, 2010, 11:47:52 pm
^ fades out of existence for not having an avatar for (*checks his profile*) six and a half years...
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Post by: Kishi on May 20, 2010, 11:43:43 pm
^gets sent to rainbow road, the place that you go when you die*
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Post by: Katra on May 22, 2010, 10:33:39 pm
^ gets hit by lightning while admiring a rainbow.
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Post by: 489109 on May 24, 2010, 03:46:04 pm
^ Dies from standing in a puddle not far from the lightning strike and having the raw electrical power channel through the ground and water.
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Post by: KitsuNinja on May 24, 2010, 05:35:58 pm
^ Death by overly-friendly Strider (Half Life 2  :D)
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Post by: LordFenrir on May 24, 2010, 07:50:53 pm
Beheaded in single combat by Aragorn, the real Strider ;)
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Post by: KitsuNinja on May 24, 2010, 08:30:14 pm
^ Hit by a stray Dark Energy Orb

I combat your kung-fu with mine!  :D
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Post by: Cimarron on May 24, 2010, 10:51:21 pm
^slips on a grape at the grocery store trying to kung-fu kick an unhelpful store employee.
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Post by: Katra on May 26, 2010, 06:23:25 pm
^ Squashed by falling tree.
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Post by: Kishi on May 26, 2010, 06:32:15 pm
^ quartercircle-forwardx2 punchx3
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Post by: Spirit on May 31, 2010, 01:08:22 pm
^ is executed by the police for killing a person.
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Post by: 489109 on May 31, 2010, 05:54:23 pm
^ Bored to death by Sting talking about politics after he learned you used his band, The Police, to kill someone else.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on June 02, 2010, 01:17:08 am
^ came too close to a glue factory.
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Post by: Rho on June 03, 2010, 07:42:06 am
^ Mario will drop you in a pit like the traitorous plumber he is.
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Post by: Katra on June 03, 2010, 05:54:06 pm
^ went over falls in rowboat.
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Post by: KitsuNinja on June 03, 2010, 06:57:06 pm
^ Sapped by a Sapper

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Post by: Katra on June 07, 2010, 12:55:49 am
^ pounced on by lion.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on June 07, 2010, 12:58:17 am
^ is so overcome with joy through being the target of a Care Bear Stare that he dies of a heart attack.
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Post by: Kishi on June 07, 2010, 10:14:25 am
Sonic- "Now Ill show you!" *goes super saiyan and glomps you at the speed of sound, causing you to asplode*
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Post by: Katra on June 14, 2010, 05:42:02 pm
^ strangled by mutant ivy.
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Post by: Cimarron on June 14, 2010, 06:22:58 pm
^Run over by an attractive older woman (a cougar) driving a mercury Cougar.
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Post by: Foshling on June 14, 2010, 08:10:53 pm
^ Dies by a random attack by doctoroctagonapus

BLARRRRRRGH!
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Post by: Kishi on June 14, 2010, 09:02:33 pm
^death by Ninja Shnoof
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Post by: Katra on June 15, 2010, 09:32:41 pm
^ made to walk the plank by pirates.
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Post by: Garrot on June 21, 2010, 11:35:41 pm
dies by a poison in the blood that will take effect on 24 May 2538
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Post by: Foshling on June 22, 2010, 12:25:28 pm
Dies from walking into a bar.
seriously that must hve been some pretty fast walking and one strong bar!
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Post by: Tim R. Siguire on June 22, 2010, 05:41:15 pm
^ dies by dragon ball Z kamehameha
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Post by: Cimarron on June 22, 2010, 08:28:07 pm
^Gets stepped on because he cannot be seen
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Post by: Katra on June 22, 2010, 09:57:30 pm
^ squashed by hugs.
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Post by: Silver Kit on June 23, 2010, 01:35:06 am
^ wasted away while trying to answer an obscure trivia question for a chance to win $1,000,000
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Post by: Nashee on August 01, 2010, 02:01:56 am
^dies from... what the hell was that? -looks around-

The girl from the ring suddenly appears in the room and eats Silver Kit.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on August 01, 2010, 02:07:43 am
^ hugged a lion today.  The lion was a hungry lion.  She quickly became a snack.
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Post by: Onyx Storm on August 01, 2010, 02:48:49 am
^My Sniper takes care of that ----------------------+  x(
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Post by: Siddeth Jackal on August 01, 2010, 02:16:55 pm
^ trampled by reptar X3
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Post by: 489109 on August 01, 2010, 03:02:59 pm
^Will receive too many art commissions from the fandom looking for free stuff and become so overwhelmed with jobs that she'll develop carpal tunnel and have it spread throughout the body until she dies of Boneitis.
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Post by: Siddeth Jackal on August 01, 2010, 03:15:47 pm
That was scarey o.o
((Lolol futurama. Ref?))
Omg!


^ I'll eat you X3 haaaaahhaaaaa boneits that
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Post by: Cimarron on August 01, 2010, 04:27:45 pm
^Died in a Jackal Tackle.
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Post by: Shim on August 01, 2010, 04:36:18 pm
^died in a violent rhyme crime
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Post by: 489109 on August 01, 2010, 04:42:50 pm
 ^ Died when he was accidentally used as a door shim by a contractor.
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Post by: James Moon on August 01, 2010, 05:09:11 pm
^Died while trying to teach whales to trot

R.I.P Liedt   :(
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Post by: Cimarron on August 01, 2010, 05:10:41 pm
^buckled his collar to tight!
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Post by: Siddeth Jackal on August 01, 2010, 05:18:45 pm
^Got sucked into a monster couch
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Post by: redyoshi49q on August 02, 2010, 11:53:02 am
^ is trapped in a room with hundreds of television screens, each one endlessly playing an annoying scene from some video game or movie at maximum volume.  She promptly goes insane, and she eventually goes into a comatose state.
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Post by: Siddeth Jackal on August 02, 2010, 11:58:20 am
^ eatten slowly but surely from the inside for 200 years- feeling nothing but pain

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Post by: Katra on August 02, 2010, 04:22:53 pm
^  Semi in mirror was closer than it looked.
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Post by: Siddeth Jackal on August 02, 2010, 04:26:32 pm
^ laughed to death!
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Post by: Rift on August 02, 2010, 05:41:42 pm
^ Sufficate in a massive scritch pile
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Post by: Onyx Storm on August 03, 2010, 01:25:33 am
^ BOOM!! simple and effective
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Post by: Valexi on August 03, 2010, 04:14:01 am
^His dragon will turn on him
:o
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Post by: Alsek on August 03, 2010, 05:10:12 am
^  Brutal haircombing accident.
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Post by: James Moon on August 03, 2010, 06:25:30 am
^-Alsek is walking through the woods when all of a sudden the cliche horror movie theme music starts playing. Alsek starts to panic and frantically starts scanning the trees when from out of nowhere a bear with a butcher's knife and a hockey mask on starts running straight for him. The masked bear is just about to reach our doomed furry, when without warning  a trotting whale tramples both of them =/
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Post by: Katra on August 03, 2010, 06:26:46 pm
^ beaned by falling potted plant.
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Post by: Cimarron on August 03, 2010, 09:35:02 pm
^Ate a poisened jelly bean
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Post by: Kr2i on August 03, 2010, 09:47:21 pm
^ falling off a cliff in to river and is then eaten by a turtle
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Post by: Valexi on August 03, 2010, 09:50:15 pm
^ By a horrible horrible accident in a chocolate factory.
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Post by: Kobuk on August 03, 2010, 09:53:23 pm
^ That wouldn't be horrible. It might actually be enjoyable.  :D
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Post by: Shim on August 03, 2010, 09:57:40 pm
@Valexi:

^By a horrible accident in a molasses factory, by Raccoons--Oh wait...
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Post by: Siddeth Jackal on August 03, 2010, 10:25:14 pm
^ chris angel will eat you o.o
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Post by: Onyx Storm on August 03, 2010, 11:11:31 pm
^ then chris turns and eats u!!
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Post by: Siddeth Jackal on August 07, 2010, 08:55:08 pm
^dipped in acid :)
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Post by: Spirit on August 07, 2010, 09:01:38 pm
^ Is leaning over the rails watching dark husky get dipped in acid and falls in.
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Post by: Kobuk on August 07, 2010, 09:08:12 pm
^ Curiosity killed the cat. ;)
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Post by: Cimarron on August 07, 2010, 09:56:49 pm
^ Curiosity killed the cat. ;)

... but satisfaction brought it back!

^Overdosed on Dew and went into a Sugar/caffiene fit.
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Post by: Spirit on August 07, 2010, 10:38:29 pm
^ Got executed for having an illegal smile.
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Post by: Lokii Wolfaun on August 07, 2010, 10:54:40 pm
^strong winds will cause a 75 foot tall Taco Bell sign to fall onto their car.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on August 07, 2010, 11:30:40 pm
^ was buried alive when cupcakes rained from the sky.

Yes, I said "cupcakes".
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Post by: Kr2i on August 08, 2010, 12:26:56 am
^ cut in half with a piece of paper
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Post by: Bai on August 13, 2010, 02:34:36 pm
^ Gets squashed by a giant, falling, melon.
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Post by: Katra on August 14, 2010, 07:17:44 pm
^ lost butting contest with truck.
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Post by: TashkentFox on August 21, 2010, 07:20:52 am
^ Mowed down by a Ford Cortina.
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Post by: Katra on August 24, 2010, 11:07:53 pm
^ Went fishing and the fish caught him.
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Post by: Katias on August 27, 2010, 05:23:42 am
^ Tried to eat a whole bagel. Pretty predictable past that :D
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Post by: Katra on August 30, 2010, 10:10:05 pm
^ tried to bite bear.
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Post by: James Moon on August 31, 2010, 06:37:00 am
^ Decides to reach a higher level of existence. After years of meditation, reaches enlightenment and sheds this mortal coil.
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Post by: Mooshi on August 31, 2010, 07:46:01 am
^ Decided the pet the Incredible Hulk's mutant chihuahua that happened to be hungry.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on August 31, 2010, 10:21:14 am
^ By a big BIG TIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT hug by his favorite tiger! (Me, of course)  :D
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Post by: 489109 on August 31, 2010, 12:18:54 pm
^ Dies from severe carpal tunnel syndrom from writting way too much in a short period of time.
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Post by: James Moon on August 31, 2010, 01:43:01 pm
^ Sadly is gun down during a hoofer rally. RIP Liedt
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Post by: Ferux on August 31, 2010, 05:05:49 pm
^Unfortunate CoD incident
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Post by: Katias on September 03, 2010, 12:19:05 am
^ Juggles one too many grenades :D
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Post by: redyoshi49q on September 03, 2010, 12:36:52 am
^ uses an ascension machine, but fails to ascend afterward.
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Post by: Katias on September 03, 2010, 07:44:31 pm
^ Played with one too many active powerlines.
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Post by: Katra on September 07, 2010, 09:15:30 pm
^ Speared by falling icicle.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 02, 2010, 09:09:53 pm
Of excitement from having me back  :D
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Post by: Cimarron on October 03, 2010, 10:59:00 am
^Of excitement from being in the company of all these fine furries!
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Post by: redyoshi49q on October 03, 2010, 02:37:04 pm
^ is sentenced to death because of his smile.

(*I'm not sure if that one has been done already, but I'd rather not reread 88.6 pages of posts to find out...*)
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Post by: 489109 on October 03, 2010, 02:38:21 pm
^ Died from a freak accident while listening to Traditional Irish Folk music; the fiddler's bow flew out of his hands and pierces his heart.
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Post by: Alsek on October 03, 2010, 02:51:38 pm
^ Dies in a stampede.
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Post by: Kr2i on October 03, 2010, 09:13:10 pm
^ Strangled by a squid tentacle
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 03, 2010, 09:25:30 pm
Hugged to death by me! *hugs*
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Post by: Katra on October 03, 2010, 11:02:30 pm
^ hugged porcupine.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 04, 2010, 09:10:29 pm
Is afflicted with the curse of the death tiger.
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Post by: Kr2i on October 04, 2010, 09:54:34 pm
^ Arm riped off by Pennywise the Dancing Clown
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Post by: Katra on October 05, 2010, 05:08:54 pm
^ starved to death trying to decide what to eat.
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Post by: James Moon on October 05, 2010, 05:32:44 pm
^Died happily of old age after living a long and fulfilling life
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Post by: KitsuNinja on October 05, 2010, 06:52:33 pm
^Omnom'd by a Metroid
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 06, 2010, 11:35:17 am
^Loved to death by Mooshi because of Klonoa Overload.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on October 07, 2010, 03:32:33 pm
^ was killed by Gibdos, but not before he was resurrected by fairies four times...
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Post by: Kr2i on October 07, 2010, 08:11:15 pm
^ randomly dropped out of an out of plane without a parachute in the middle of the Atlantic ocean
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 07, 2010, 09:32:22 pm
^Ran out of hearts
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Post by: Katra on October 10, 2010, 07:36:47 pm
^ mistaken for a cookie by giant dragon.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on October 10, 2010, 08:45:52 pm
^ was mistaken for a dragon by a giant cookie knight, and was promptly slain.
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Post by: KitsuNinja on October 10, 2010, 10:17:13 pm
^ Swallowed by Kirby.
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Post by: 489109 on October 10, 2010, 11:18:03 pm
^ Hunted by a tanner so people could hang his tails by their car antennae.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 11, 2010, 12:03:53 am
Eaten by KObuk
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Post by: Katra on October 11, 2010, 07:06:04 pm
^ trampled by mob of cookie fanatics.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 11, 2010, 07:23:00 pm
^pounced by Serra, because I always link Katra and pouncehug.
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Post by: Kr2i on October 11, 2010, 09:49:03 pm
^ couldn't survive the Zombie Apocalypse 
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 12, 2010, 08:59:55 am
^Couldn't survive the SECOND Zombie Apocalypse
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Post by: Katra on October 12, 2010, 05:02:18 pm
^ hugged by a bear.
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Post by: 489109 on October 12, 2010, 08:53:36 pm
^ Killed by Pygmie Iturians because you're too darn tall.
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Post by: Kr2i on October 13, 2010, 12:42:10 am
^eating poison berries
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 13, 2010, 10:01:15 am
^ Eating boysenberries
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Post by: redyoshi49q on October 13, 2010, 01:23:29 pm
^ licked a pile of blue powder, confusing the copper sulfate with blue sugar.  He quickly found out that he did *not* eat blue sugar....

...

(*has scared himself because his original idea for this post was *very* dark humor...*)
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Post by: Kr2i on October 13, 2010, 10:55:20 pm
^ killed by original idea
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Post by: Katra on October 14, 2010, 05:43:39 pm
^ beaned by meteorite.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 14, 2010, 08:03:36 pm
^Spontaneous combustion
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Post by: KitsuNinja on October 14, 2010, 08:34:17 pm
^ Tried to befriend Ridley
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Post by: Kr2i on October 14, 2010, 11:25:26 pm
^looked Medusa in the eyes
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 15, 2010, 07:20:25 pm
^Ate a bad turnip
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Post by: Katra on October 16, 2010, 08:31:52 pm
^ stepped in front of turnip truck.
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Post by: Jay Hyena on October 17, 2010, 04:21:54 am
^ Will be accidentally stabbed in the neck by Giant-Knives-For-Arms Guy
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Post by: KitsuNinja on October 17, 2010, 02:27:20 pm
^ Hit by a stray turnip

*are we gonna keep this turnip thing going?  :D *
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Post by: Spirit on October 17, 2010, 08:09:03 pm
^ Giant mutant turnip monster anyone?
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Post by: redyoshi49q on October 17, 2010, 09:24:50 pm
^ drank a couple gallons of water, not realizing it was from the Fountain of Youth.
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Post by: Katra on October 17, 2010, 11:45:24 pm
^ Mistaken for nut and buried by giant squirrel.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 18, 2010, 08:47:52 pm
Glared at Medusa
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Post by: Kr2i on October 18, 2010, 11:39:09 pm
^ suffocated in mummy costume
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Post by: Katra on October 19, 2010, 07:00:04 pm
^ was buried alive after falling asleep in zombie costume.
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Post by: Tim R. Siguire on October 19, 2010, 07:22:11 pm
lol, can they come back from the dead?

^ will be nommed, 'super hugged', scritched and purred to death...
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Post by: Shim on October 19, 2010, 07:25:40 pm
^Will die questioning a word game.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 19, 2010, 10:03:57 pm
^Massive head trauma from circular logic
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Post by: Onyx Storm on October 20, 2010, 12:51:18 am
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Post by: Bribz on October 21, 2010, 12:33:12 am
^ Falling off the wrecking ball crane
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Post by: CelestialHusky on October 21, 2010, 10:17:24 am
^ Killed by flying wii-mote.
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Post by: 489109 on October 21, 2010, 12:43:45 pm
^ Killed by a lead pipe disguised as a newspaper.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 21, 2010, 06:17:26 pm
^Eated by a carnivore in the revolution
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Post by: Tim R. Siguire on October 21, 2010, 07:12:22 pm
^ riding an atomic bomb
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Post by: CelestialHusky on October 21, 2010, 11:37:54 pm
^ Killed by a zombie
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Post by: KitsuNinja on October 22, 2010, 09:53:00 am
^ Pounced by a Hunter
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 22, 2010, 04:25:39 pm
Nommed by a tiger
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Post by: Katra on October 23, 2010, 10:47:59 pm
^ choked on food due to excessive laughter.
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Post by: 489109 on October 24, 2010, 01:51:03 am
^ Died when the Operating System crashed on the Webship Corwinda.
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Post by: Skytower on October 24, 2010, 04:12:18 pm
^ torn apart by wild tortoises
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Post by: Shim on October 24, 2010, 04:20:08 pm
Torn apart by wild Stephen Fries.
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Post by: Skytower on October 24, 2010, 04:35:28 pm
^ Eaten by mechanical dinosaurs
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 24, 2010, 06:09:19 pm
^Ate a bug
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Post by: Katra on October 25, 2010, 05:15:15 pm
^ eaten by giant swarm of bugs
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Post by: Kobuk on October 25, 2010, 05:16:35 pm
^ Died from heat exhaustion while trying to set a world record for wearing a fursuit for the longest amount of time.
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Post by: 489109 on October 25, 2010, 06:08:06 pm
^ Died from seeing his own green reflected off a street light and was run over by oncoming traffic.
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Post by: Katra on October 26, 2010, 05:41:25 pm
^ Lion's lunch.
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Post by: Skytower on October 26, 2010, 06:37:20 pm
^ Not fireproof.
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Post by: Tim R. Siguire on October 26, 2010, 09:54:20 pm
^ swallowed wrong peice of food
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Post by: Kr2i on October 27, 2010, 12:20:15 am
^ fell of a bookshelf 
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Post by: redyoshi49q on October 27, 2010, 03:01:46 am
^ was squashed by the bookshelf that was pushed backwards from somebody falling off of it.
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Post by: KitsuNinja on October 27, 2010, 02:26:21 pm
^ was squished by the person who was squished by the bookcase that was pushed backwards from somebody falling off of it.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 27, 2010, 10:33:31 pm
Smooched to death!
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Post by: Tim R. Siguire on October 28, 2010, 10:50:07 pm
accidentaly mistreating their pet.  <.<  |  >.>
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on October 30, 2010, 12:00:45 am
^Swallowed whole by a snake that got devoured by a mongoose
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Post by: Katra on October 31, 2010, 11:24:10 pm
^ tried to pounce unicorn.
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Post by: Kobuk on October 31, 2010, 11:28:05 pm
^ Is stabbed by the unicorn's horn.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 01, 2010, 07:03:20 pm
Is part of the unicorn's horn shish kebab!!
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Post by: Kr2i on November 01, 2010, 11:47:36 pm
^ tried to make it to the moon in a canoe
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Post by: Shim on November 02, 2010, 03:54:35 pm
^ Squished by the cow jumping over the moon's landing.
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Post by: Katra on November 02, 2010, 05:27:16 pm
^ run over by the spoon.
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Post by: Minokyoko on November 02, 2010, 05:50:18 pm
hit by a runaway dish
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Post by: Kr2i on November 03, 2010, 12:26:01 am
^got trapped in saran wrap
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Post by: Snowy on November 03, 2010, 04:28:38 pm
^ poked to death by a angry mob
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 04, 2010, 09:34:55 pm
^Was part of the angry mob, which consumed itself in a self-lit fire.
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Post by: Onyx Storm on November 04, 2010, 11:47:14 pm
^lit a match to see better but lit a box full of dynamite  BOOM!
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 04, 2010, 11:55:11 pm
^was ate by the color pink
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Post by: Sk Skunk on November 05, 2010, 01:16:39 am
From eating an old dog biscuit that was mistaken for a cookie.
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Post by: Snowy on November 05, 2010, 09:39:22 am
^ crushed by a random flying car
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 05, 2010, 07:31:36 pm
^Crushed by a giant detached bare foot!
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Post by: KitsuNinja on November 06, 2010, 02:14:05 pm
^ Energy sucked out by the Metroid Hatchling  :D
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Post by: Katias on November 06, 2010, 02:17:14 pm
^ I TOLD him the lightsaber was held the other way.
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Post by: Katra on November 06, 2010, 08:21:58 pm
^ rogue robot attack.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 07, 2010, 10:02:17 pm
^Trampled by a mob
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Post by: KitsuNinja on November 07, 2010, 10:27:25 pm
^ Death by Pime Taradox.

Yes. Pime Taradox. It's that bad.

(And that almost came out as Pime Tarafox. Way to go, self.)
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Post by: Snowy on November 08, 2010, 07:02:00 am
^ sent back in time and killed by the romans :P
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 08, 2010, 07:12:06 pm
^Choke on a hand granade
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Post by: Katra on November 08, 2010, 10:19:09 pm
^ crashed due to strong downdraft.
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Post by: Kr2i on November 08, 2010, 11:49:39 pm
^ attacked by a swarm of bees
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Post by: Ickyrus on November 09, 2010, 02:31:31 am
^ Coughed up a lung, literally =o.o;=
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Post by: Katra on November 09, 2010, 08:34:33 pm
^ poisoned by excessive blue.
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Post by: Snowy on November 10, 2010, 04:44:29 am
^ just stops existing
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Post by: Onyx Storm on November 10, 2010, 04:32:14 pm
^to many tranqualizer darts
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Post by: Katra on November 10, 2010, 06:22:28 pm
^ licked to death by giant dog.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 10, 2010, 10:20:41 pm
Sacrificed to Cthulhu
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Post by: Kaloth on November 10, 2010, 10:27:04 pm
Sacrificed in a ritual to Azathoth.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 10, 2010, 10:44:19 pm
^Eaten by The Noble Circle of Horrorterrors.
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Post by: Kr2i on November 11, 2010, 12:41:55 am
^Eaten by me
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Post by: Onyx Storm on November 11, 2010, 08:44:06 am
^Destroyed by giant smurfs
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Post by: Snowy on November 11, 2010, 12:57:16 pm
^ killed by ninja sheep
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 11, 2010, 06:29:14 pm
^Rolled into a Katamari full of sharp things.
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Post by: Snowy on November 11, 2010, 07:16:27 pm
^ died from old age after living a long and happy life
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Post by: Sk Skunk on November 11, 2010, 11:59:24 pm
^ Too much dancing in one spot while being cute.
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Post by: Onyx Storm on November 12, 2010, 06:13:04 pm
^found out what made a nuclear sub work
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 13, 2010, 12:45:34 pm
^Hid from Zombie holocaust in an inaccessible place, died from starvation and lonelyness.

@snowy: d'awwr, that's so sweet <3  :-[
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Post by: Katra on November 15, 2010, 01:39:19 am
^ run over by airplane.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on November 15, 2010, 09:22:34 pm
^Eaten by a mutant shark
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Post by: Shim on December 01, 2010, 01:47:37 pm
eaten by..Mooshi  :o
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Post by: Nicholai on December 01, 2010, 06:40:02 pm
^Attacked by an army of Jaguar cubs.  (:
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Post by: Kr2i on December 01, 2010, 10:02:56 pm
^fell in the sarlacc pit
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Post by: CelestialHusky on December 04, 2010, 04:45:12 am
^Electrocuted by a toaster.
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Post by: Sk Skunk on December 04, 2010, 04:48:30 am
^Pulled into a black hole.
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Post by: Nicholai on December 04, 2010, 01:38:19 pm
^eaten by a mutant skunk.
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Post by: Katra on December 04, 2010, 11:28:48 pm
^ eaten by giant anaconda.
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Post by: fishtank on December 05, 2010, 11:33:31 am
choke after having rock candy jammed down your throat.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 05, 2010, 03:47:24 pm
^Eaten by a giant badger
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Post by: fishtank on December 05, 2010, 03:59:19 pm
beaten to death by a man in a bikini screaming about aliens stealing his crops.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 05, 2010, 04:01:42 pm
^confused until his head exploded
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Post by: Katra on December 06, 2010, 07:15:53 pm
^ Sprained a wing - at 10000 feet.
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Post by: Nicholai on December 07, 2010, 11:09:16 am
^assassinated by a rouge Miss America contestant.
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Post by: Jay Hyena on December 07, 2010, 12:24:13 pm
^Sentenced to death by laser cannon.
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Post by: fishtank on December 07, 2010, 12:43:37 pm
complications due to an impcated bowl
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Post by: Katra on December 07, 2010, 07:40:35 pm
^ Troll got its revenge.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 09, 2010, 05:07:35 pm
Eaten by the cookie monster
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Post by: Sk Skunk on December 10, 2010, 12:18:13 am
Hit his head after tripping over sick cookie monster.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on December 10, 2010, 01:19:34 am
^ was hugged to the point of suffocation by a small girl immediately after the aforementioned girl shrieked "SKUNKY!!!".

Unfortunately for the victim, the girl in question had no sense of smell.  So much for natural defense mechanisms...
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Post by: Katra on December 12, 2010, 10:38:13 pm
^ toasted by dragon sneeze.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 15, 2010, 10:50:17 am
^Became soylent green
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Post by: Katra on December 20, 2010, 11:13:51 pm
^ became tiger skin rug.
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Post by: Xander_Taron on December 22, 2010, 10:36:16 pm
^ forgot to mind the "low overhead clearance" sign whilst riding a motorcycle
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on December 25, 2010, 09:17:38 pm
Forgot to light the oven after letting the gas out
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Post by: Katra on December 28, 2010, 11:34:49 pm
^ speared by falling icicle.
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Post by: BloodRedDefender on January 05, 2011, 06:51:55 pm
Strangled by alien zombies.
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Post by: Alexei Cheetah on January 05, 2011, 11:15:47 pm
^
Will die by getting trampled by Justin Bieber fans
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Post by: redyoshi49q on January 06, 2011, 01:46:09 am
^ was deprived of soup, and eventually starved.

(*Yes, those of you who have been on this thread for a few years, I know; I'm recycling this joke.*)
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Post by: Alexei Cheetah on January 06, 2011, 01:49:43 am
^
Will also become deprived of soup beacause I won't give him any. >:)
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Post by: BloodRedDefender on January 06, 2011, 06:12:48 pm
Killed by this guy: http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/1134/112dm2.jpg
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Post by: Onyx Storm on January 06, 2011, 09:07:24 pm
^Froze to death in an Icy lake
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Post by: BloodRedDefender on January 07, 2011, 06:01:54 pm
Decapitation.
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Post by: Sirius Starseeker on January 08, 2011, 08:51:51 pm
Got attacked by the living PURPLE!!!!!!!! What? im hyper, what did you expect?
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Post by: BloodRedDefender on January 09, 2011, 12:38:13 am
Heart surgically removed.
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Post by: Sk Skunk on January 09, 2011, 03:48:00 pm
1960s vintage Ultra Man  :D
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Post by: redyoshi49q on January 09, 2011, 11:44:48 pm
^ was haunted by floating ghost heads.

"Join us, Sk Skunk!"
"We love you, Sk Skunk!"
"Be with us, Sk Skunk!"

To his dismay, he soon complied via a heart attack.  (*Also, bonus points for anyone who gets the reference!*)
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Post by: BloodRedDefender on January 10, 2011, 02:12:40 pm
Desu Note.
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Post by: Katra on January 11, 2011, 05:42:07 pm
^ run over by bus while sleepwalking.
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Post by: BloodRedDefender on January 11, 2011, 06:22:50 pm
Strangled with a bladed whip.
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Post by: Katra on January 12, 2011, 05:50:50 pm
^ fell into open manhole.
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Post by: BloodRedDefender on January 12, 2011, 06:08:19 pm
Fell into a manhole near a UFO crash site, mutated into a furry due to radiation, died seconds afterwards.
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Post by: MWBrantley on January 12, 2011, 11:45:34 pm
crushed to death under a giant 3-ton marshmallow
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Post by: Onyx Storm on January 13, 2011, 02:15:40 am
^ Got ran over by the crane holding the giant marshmallow
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Post by: BloodRedDefender on January 13, 2011, 03:28:17 pm
Intrails ripped out by a biomechanical fire breathing carcharodontosaurus with large claws.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on January 13, 2011, 08:09:41 pm
^ was hugged by a teddy bear.  The teddy bear didn't kill him, though.  The shock of seeing a moving teddy bear gave him a lethal heart attack, which, of course, killed him.
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Post by: BloodRedDefender on January 13, 2011, 08:32:52 pm
Kicked into the caldera of a supervolcano by an Asian Carp anthro assassin.
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Post by: MWBrantley on January 14, 2011, 01:22:18 am
Assassinated by an agent of the alliterative assassination agency.
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Post by: Skift on January 14, 2011, 10:38:32 am
By attempting to dance with an electric eel.
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Post by: BloodRedDefender on January 14, 2011, 06:13:03 pm
Stabbed in the heart with a poison dagger by and eel scaly rights activist.
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Post by: MWBrantley on January 14, 2011, 06:33:02 pm
trampled by tribbles
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Post by: Sk Skunk on January 14, 2011, 06:55:09 pm
Sauteed in butter and garlic.
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Post by: BloodRedDefender on January 14, 2011, 07:55:25 pm
Hanged by headhunters.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on January 16, 2011, 02:07:02 am
^ is hugged by Alsek, and soon died for unspecified but related reasons.

No, Alsek's hugs are not themselves deadly.  They are just...  inconveniently timed...
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Post by: BloodRedDefender on January 16, 2011, 12:57:43 pm
He will get lost in the desert, pass out from the dry heat, and have his stomach pecked out by a hungry struthiomimus.
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Post by: Katra on January 16, 2011, 06:51:09 pm
^ attempted to swallow a porcupine.
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Post by: BloodRedDefender on January 16, 2011, 07:41:54 pm
Pounced on a skunk, which sprayed him/her, causing them to pass out. A vulture mistook the large cougar to be dead. Having never seen anything so big lying around, it invites its flock to have a big feast.
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Post by: Katra on January 17, 2011, 06:46:12 pm
^ Attempted to operate Acme giant robot.
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Post by: BloodRedDefender on January 17, 2011, 08:01:13 pm
Shot while attempting to club a fox.
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Post by: Katra on January 18, 2011, 07:44:18 pm
^ nibbled to death by hungry foxes.
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Post by: BloodRedDefender on January 18, 2011, 08:04:04 pm
Shot himself after realizing society sucks.
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Post by: MWBrantley on January 19, 2011, 01:13:26 am
Eaten alive by the fleas of the camels of the caravaneers of the sons of the concubines of the sheik of Tarribubl's chief of bottlewashers to the Prophet's harem...

(high blood sugar is a terrible thing... (:)
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Post by: BloodRedDefender on January 19, 2011, 05:09:47 pm
Impaled by a spiky club.
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Post by: Serra Belvoule on January 20, 2011, 08:19:22 pm
Loved til death
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Post by: BloodRedDefender on January 21, 2011, 12:41:53 pm
Slain by a Kamen Rider.
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Post by: Drakkynbear on January 21, 2011, 01:24:58 pm
^hugged to death by a group of emo 6 year olds.
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Post by: Sk Skunk on January 21, 2011, 01:32:15 pm
Omnommmm.... Honey! OH NO Killer bees! x_x
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Post by: BloodRedDefender on January 22, 2011, 12:22:38 pm
Run over by Shu Watanabe in a Honda CRZ.
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Post by: Katra on January 23, 2011, 10:24:21 pm
^ wandered into goose nesting area.
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Post by: Tanu on January 23, 2011, 11:01:12 pm
In a firey explosion of doom
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Post by: Mr. Apple on January 23, 2011, 11:03:25 pm
black hole
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Post by: Katra on January 24, 2011, 07:11:09 pm
^ Went fishing and the fish caught him.
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Post by: Mr. Apple on January 24, 2011, 08:37:29 pm
burned alive by the fire tribe
(name reminded me of Katara :D)
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Post by: Tanu on January 24, 2011, 08:54:17 pm
^ Taken out by Iroh mixing up a deadly plant with a tea producing one.
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Post by: BloodRedDefender on January 25, 2011, 05:17:42 pm
Something involving tentacles.
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Post by: Katra on January 25, 2011, 07:23:01 pm
^ Javelin thrower had bad attack of vertigo.
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Post by: BloodRedDefender on January 25, 2011, 08:31:35 pm
Impaled with a fence post by a redneck.
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Post by: Mr. Apple on January 25, 2011, 10:22:09 pm
got run into by a flying redneck starship troopers style
even though he wanted a hug
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Post by: MWBrantley on January 25, 2011, 11:10:25 pm
Something involving tentacles.

Mwa ha ha haaaaa... :D


-------
^swallowed by a sandworm
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Post by: BloodRedDefender on January 26, 2011, 12:41:10 pm
Strangled by his own tentacles.
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Post by: MWBrantley on January 26, 2011, 02:18:22 pm
run over by the cake truck
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Post by: BloodRedDefender on January 26, 2011, 02:24:24 pm
Was unable to dismantle a bomb.
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Post by: MWBrantley on January 26, 2011, 03:38:12 pm
just happened to b3e walking by and was blown up by the same bomb that killed me... ;)
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Post by: redyoshi49q on January 26, 2011, 04:00:28 pm
^ was crushed by a giant cake.
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Post by: Alsek on January 26, 2011, 04:26:14 pm
^  After a very controversial public speech attacking a corrupt politician,  he accidentally brutally removed  his own head while shaving.
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Post by: BloodRedDefender on January 26, 2011, 07:18:01 pm
Put to death because nobody would adopt him.
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Post by: MWBrantley on January 26, 2011, 09:57:19 pm
Frozen to death after falling into the mail chute in a downtown office building and getting mailed to Siberia. ;)
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Post by: Mr. Apple on January 26, 2011, 11:32:57 pm
^will die of being killed until he was dead! :D
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Post by: MWBrantley on January 27, 2011, 12:47:54 am
bitten by a vampire, returned to life by an angel, then run over by a chartreuse Yugo on the info highway.
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Post by: BloodRedDefender on January 27, 2011, 05:32:09 pm
Smitten by an assassin with black magic.
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Post by: MWBrantley on January 27, 2011, 06:11:09 pm
tail-slapped by a timetravelling stegosaurus
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Post by: BloodRedDefender on January 28, 2011, 06:05:55 pm
Got naughty with a terminatrix.
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Post by: Kobuk on January 28, 2011, 06:59:37 pm
Died inside a tesseract.

Will give a cookie to whoever gets the reference. ;)
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Post by: MWBrantley on January 29, 2011, 12:46:25 am
run over by a crazed and homicidal cockroach in a jalopy, whilst saving a cub from same.

Died inside a tesseract.

Will give a cookie to whoever gets the reference. ;)
I should know this... either an anime or Dr. Who... I can't remember...
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Post by: Kobuk on January 29, 2011, 09:32:03 am
Quote
I should know this... either an anime or Dr. Who... I can't remember...

Nope. Neither of those.
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Post by: BloodRedDefender on January 29, 2011, 02:58:54 pm
The word tesseract is made known to most people by the book-turned-movie A Wrinkle In Time. However, it is an actual scientific term.

Guts ripped out by a feline/bird hybrid.
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Post by: Katra on January 29, 2011, 09:33:54 pm
^ tripped over beehive.
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Post by: MWBrantley on January 30, 2011, 12:23:21 am
((a catbird?))

^trampled by feral lemmings who escaped from a well-funded zoo.
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Post by: BloodRedDefender on January 30, 2011, 12:04:41 pm
A heron was going to be eaten by a crocodile, but he used you as a shield, so you got eaten and he escaped.
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Post by: Mr. Apple on January 31, 2011, 12:23:49 am
Got run over by a heron driving away from a crocodile and turned into pavement pizza
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Post by: Kobuk on January 31, 2011, 12:26:59 am
^ Died from eating too much pizza.
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Post by: Katra on January 31, 2011, 10:32:29 pm
^ drowned in Mountain Dew.
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Post by: BloodRedDefender on February 02, 2011, 08:31:32 pm
Lapped up some dew from the side of a mountain, and died soon afterwards due to acid rain.
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Post by: Eddy on April 04, 2011, 09:46:43 am
Heart attack.
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Post by: Katra on April 04, 2011, 05:22:23 pm
Fell into alligator filled swamp.
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Post by: DreamerHusky on April 13, 2011, 04:35:50 am
Pressed the wrong button  x_x
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Post by: FallingAlone on April 14, 2011, 03:48:27 am
Wrote in the space on a scantron that says "do not write here"
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Post by: Katra on April 17, 2011, 09:37:14 pm
Exploding keyboard.
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Post by: Alsek on April 17, 2011, 11:20:53 pm
Tragic hair combing accident.
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Post by: Katra on April 18, 2011, 07:02:40 pm
Bored to death.
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Post by: Landrav on April 18, 2011, 08:49:43 pm
Penguins.  That's all you need to know.
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Post by: Tanu on April 19, 2011, 01:04:49 pm
Crushed by Godzilla.
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Post by: Katra on April 19, 2011, 05:36:57 pm
Hugged by King Kong.
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Post by: Mr. Apple on April 19, 2011, 11:36:54 pm
killed in the face until dead
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Post by: Tanu on April 21, 2011, 02:00:13 am
stabbed with bullets
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Post by: Mr. Apple on April 21, 2011, 08:43:27 pm
Shot with knives
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Post by: Tanu on April 22, 2011, 01:21:49 am
clubbed by a spear
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Post by: Katra on April 26, 2011, 03:19:43 pm
Beaned by baseball.
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Post by: IceDag on April 26, 2011, 03:22:10 pm
Eaten by trolls.
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Post by: Katra on April 27, 2011, 07:16:43 pm
stung to death by wasps.
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Post by: Brad9995 on April 27, 2011, 07:29:19 pm
^ die from being eaten by a fox.  :o
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Post by: Landrav on April 27, 2011, 08:41:19 pm
^ die from being eaten by a foxtaur. >:3
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Post by: Brad9995 on April 27, 2011, 09:18:09 pm
^ dies from eating half of its own kind!  :o
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Post by: FallingAlone on April 27, 2011, 09:40:29 pm
^ freak tail accident... Or what it looks like >:D
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Post by: Brad9995 on April 28, 2011, 08:20:04 am
^poisoned treats.  (:
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Post by: Mr. Apple on April 28, 2011, 12:05:25 pm
explodes when thread reaches 100 pages
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Post by: IceDag on April 28, 2011, 03:00:32 pm
he goes the Jar Squatter way....
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Post by: Brad9995 on April 28, 2011, 09:20:06 pm
^ dies from hanging up side down in a tree to long
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Post by: ChristopherLion on April 28, 2011, 11:06:22 pm
^^ splatted by car going west on rt 111 in biddeford, maine when sun is right in front of driver.  i killed a dog that way once.
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Post by: Landrav on April 29, 2011, 01:42:08 am
^ forgets he's not a lion and walks into the lion enclosure at the zoo
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Post by: Brad9995 on April 29, 2011, 07:31:25 am
^ dies from getting electrocuted by cellaphone from accidentaly stoping it in a pool and tries to get it back.
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Post by: Sk Skunk on May 02, 2011, 12:36:10 pm
Back snapped from doing that cheesy 1970 dance move.




(BTW, the avatar does make me  :))
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Post by: Katra on May 02, 2011, 05:12:02 pm
^ eaten by giant owl.
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Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on June 05, 2011, 11:24:14 am
Attack by Richard Simmons...
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Post by: Katra on June 05, 2011, 08:56:43 pm
^ mistaken for target by assassin.
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Post by: Nicholai on June 05, 2011, 09:39:07 pm
^Bumps his head on a door frame and dies of a concussion.
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Post by: Katra on June 06, 2011, 05:58:35 pm
^ Ran through closed glass door.
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Post by: PupLilith17 on June 06, 2011, 06:09:31 pm
fell off a balcony
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Post by: Katra on June 07, 2011, 04:56:53 pm
^ fell down open manhole into storm sewer.
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Post by: AlphaDark on June 07, 2011, 06:46:47 pm
Committed suicide after suffering from testicular torsion   x_x
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Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on June 09, 2011, 10:41:19 am
Hit by a bus whlie waiting for a train at the airport...
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on June 09, 2011, 11:41:23 am
get struck by lighting while walking the dog.
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Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on June 10, 2011, 10:22:13 am
Killed by a pack of girl scouts...
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on June 10, 2011, 10:51:57 am
Simultaneous combustion near a guy with a camera.
You get 10,000 hits one YouTube within the week.
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Post by: Sk Skunk on June 11, 2011, 12:40:11 am
The cats in your Avatar. Yea, they did it. :o
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Post by: ChristopherLion on June 11, 2011, 02:26:28 am
Sk waddles to the middle of the road and gets a song written about him by a tired trucker who is sleeping and forgets to swirve.
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Post by: Katra on June 12, 2011, 11:57:12 pm
^ elephant stampede.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on June 14, 2011, 12:07:01 am
Severe Skittles hailstorm.
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Post by: Katra on June 14, 2011, 06:38:26 pm
^ missile malfunction.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on June 14, 2011, 08:49:38 pm
You threw a flash bang, and and bounced off a tree and detonated in your face.
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Post by: Mr. Apple on June 25, 2011, 09:10:38 pm
killed in the face until dead
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Post by: Avor on June 26, 2011, 07:09:11 pm
Turned over to a hungry tiger
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Post by: ChristopherLion on June 26, 2011, 10:59:16 pm
Was made into a unique and expensive rug.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on June 27, 2011, 02:14:38 am
Made into a nice fur coat.
My nice fur coat. :goldbloody:
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Post by: rbargholz on June 27, 2011, 02:30:02 am
Having a bag of choc chip cookies shoved down your throat
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Post by: Chimara on June 27, 2011, 08:04:41 am
Was accidentally run over by a high speed monster truck with spiked wheels... Which proceeded to backup and run over them repeatedly. 
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Post by: Katra on June 27, 2011, 06:08:12 pm
^ caught by very large fish.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on June 28, 2011, 02:30:14 am
stretched out by a taffy machine.
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Post by: Avor on June 28, 2011, 03:27:31 am
Drinking nothing but salt water
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Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on June 29, 2011, 01:06:00 pm
Killed by your own tongue after a car accident.

(What? Its completely possible!)
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Post by: PupLilith17 on June 29, 2011, 01:12:55 pm
falls to your death out of a crashing plane(oh and the plane lands close by charring your remains)
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Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on June 29, 2011, 01:31:35 pm
Dies from asphyxiation because she ate a pillow in her sleep.
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Post by: PupLilith17 on June 29, 2011, 01:33:34 pm
trapped on a train track by an army of zoms
your death comes from a train or from infection
your choice
>:D
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Post by: Katra on June 30, 2011, 06:07:55 pm
^ overrun by army ants
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Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on June 30, 2011, 06:09:04 pm
Killed by electrocution when swimming in a pool.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 01, 2011, 02:47:54 pm
killed by a firing  squad with AA 12 auto shotgun.
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Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on July 01, 2011, 04:55:02 pm
Run over by a LAV-25A2.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 01, 2011, 06:17:20 pm
Taken out two Kilometers away by a T-90 Battle Tank

The body is used of a mine trap later that day.
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Post by: Avor on July 02, 2011, 05:27:31 am
An attemot to arm wrestle a wild bear.
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Post by: ChristopherLion on July 02, 2011, 10:35:54 am
Wildlife conservitore accidentially picks up real rifle instead of trank rifle
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Post by: Avor on July 02, 2011, 04:00:55 pm
Accidently run over by a safari truck fill with tourists
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Post by: PupLilith17 on July 02, 2011, 04:02:43 pm
loses in a battle with a cougar
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 05, 2011, 11:38:05 pm
Is bitten by a zombie, and loses her head by my Boom Stick.
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Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on July 06, 2011, 02:44:00 am
Killed by Tear Gas.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 06, 2011, 09:40:16 am
trips over his own rifle.
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Post by: PupLilith17 on July 06, 2011, 03:12:12 pm
spontanious combustion
fire fire fire :D
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Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on July 06, 2011, 08:21:36 pm
Knocked out by a Spud Gun, then Killed by a car fire.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 07, 2011, 12:17:05 am
Hunted by a redneck, who skinned your hide for his grandmother.
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Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on July 07, 2011, 01:30:19 am
Killed by one of my Mercs, who I've contracted to off anyone who gets in the way of the new Cold War I am starting.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 07, 2011, 02:37:07 am
Gets bludgeoned to death by paintballs flying over 325 FPS.
I was the guy on the far right with a TM-15 :goldglee:
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Post by: Jacoby Quinn on July 08, 2011, 09:19:49 am
yiffed to death
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Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on July 08, 2011, 06:00:21 pm
Killed by pepper spray.
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Post by: Avor on July 09, 2011, 02:49:33 am
The sudden discovery that pepper spray won't save you from animals in a rage.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 09, 2011, 12:19:56 pm
hokey puck to face, Happy Gilmore style
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Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on July 10, 2011, 02:46:33 am
Impaled by a hockey stick.
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Post by: Brad9995 on July 10, 2011, 10:47:54 am
^killed by a car sending you flying through a few concrete walls then smashing into one last wall...^
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 10, 2011, 12:36:05 pm
forced to watch barbie until head explodes or brain turns to mush.
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Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on July 10, 2011, 02:05:50 pm
Cooked in a giant microwave.
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Post by: Katra on July 10, 2011, 07:44:13 pm
^ freak chainsaw accident.
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Post by: Kobuk on July 10, 2011, 07:49:57 pm
^ Tied up on railroad tracks, then run over by train.
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Post by: Avor on July 11, 2011, 03:59:02 am
Burried up to you neck in the middle of the desert, just out of sight of the railrioad.
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Post by: ChristopherLion on July 11, 2011, 07:10:41 am
Got past the fence on fourth of July, and was hit by a mortar.
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Post by: Brad9995 on July 11, 2011, 02:39:49 pm
got a little crazy over some catnip, tears open the package and eats the catnip....also didn't know it was poisoned!
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Post by: PupLilith17 on July 11, 2011, 02:42:58 pm
lost his soul to the keepers of death
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Post by: Brad9995 on July 11, 2011, 02:46:06 pm
gets sprayed with holy water....(which is a common way for demons to die)
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Post by: PupLilith17 on July 11, 2011, 02:54:19 pm
is buried to dead in coontails
X3
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Post by: ChristopherLion on July 11, 2011, 05:44:42 pm
Flies into high voltage power lines.
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Post by: PupLilith17 on July 11, 2011, 05:47:40 pm
selfdestructs (randomly)
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Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on July 11, 2011, 07:13:03 pm
Death by Spontaneous Combustion at a Gas Station.
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Post by: Katra on July 11, 2011, 08:09:14 pm
^ lost fight with giant python.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 11, 2011, 10:16:57 pm
Was NI!ed to death, by the knights who say "Icky Icky Tang Baru!"
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Post by: Kobuk on July 11, 2011, 10:33:00 pm
^ Points wand at person and says: "Avada Kedavra!"
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Post by: PupLilith17 on July 12, 2011, 01:55:33 pm
^decides to go swiming in a knights armor :o
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Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on July 12, 2011, 03:52:35 pm
Death by being covered in >9000 books.
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Post by: PupLilith17 on July 12, 2011, 04:32:29 pm
hunted down for a crime you did not commit

Death by being covered in >9000 books.
can see that happening  :o
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 12, 2011, 05:41:09 pm
becomes the next dead person on CSI (original)

This time they will make a better furry episode x_x
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Post by: Brad9995 on July 14, 2011, 01:08:52 pm
gets beat to death with a frozen waffle...
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Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on July 14, 2011, 03:34:01 pm
Throat clawed out by Raccoon.
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Post by: ChristopherLion on July 14, 2011, 08:05:29 pm
Falls into a vat of icecream, goes into a diabetic coma, and drowns.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 15, 2011, 11:16:51 am
gets mauled by one's fursona.
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Post by: Avor on July 16, 2011, 06:00:22 am
Was selected as test subject for a new taser that uses six times the power, and the projectiles have been upgrade to some kind of double speargun concept.
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Post by: Jacoby Quinn on July 16, 2011, 06:10:16 am
was mistaken 4 bacons and eaten by me!!!!!
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Post by: Katra on July 16, 2011, 07:23:42 pm
^ lost in blizzard.
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Post by: ChristopherLion on July 16, 2011, 09:50:33 pm
Chaces a dear onto the highway and is hit by a 18 wheeler that was speeding and adjusting his cb with a thermus of coffee in the other hand.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 17, 2011, 09:21:47 pm
forced to listen to the Friday song until ears explode.
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Post by: Katra on July 17, 2011, 09:27:29 pm
Squashed by falling dragon.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 18, 2011, 11:00:49 am
Quote
Squashed by falling dragon.
YEY! It is like a dream come true! (:
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Post by: PupLilith17 on July 19, 2011, 04:18:46 pm
destroyed by an anklebiter with acid-shooter
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Post by: Brad9995 on July 19, 2011, 04:22:09 pm
^robe was caught in an escalator and was pulled into the gears...and i think you know what happens next...
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Post by: PupLilith17 on July 19, 2011, 04:34:38 pm
killed by falling bus (that i may have dropped)
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Post by: Katra on July 19, 2011, 06:51:27 pm
^ fell down in front of steamroller.
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Post by: PupLilith17 on July 19, 2011, 06:57:21 pm
falls into a well and dies rich with coins
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Post by: Avor on July 20, 2011, 07:16:58 am
Passing out on the train tracks.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 20, 2011, 11:02:04 am
Angels sang out, in a macular chorus.
Down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris.
He delivered a kick that could shatter bone
Into Avor's chest, sending him flying home.
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Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on July 20, 2011, 03:57:18 pm
Killed by Chris Costa for mentioning Chuck. 
Chris Costa (http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/10/22/129007144336018534.jpg)
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Post by: Jacoby Quinn on July 20, 2011, 05:11:38 pm
eaten by a dragon
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 22, 2011, 01:06:30 pm
In Soviet Russia...
You don't you don't shoot guns,
guns shoot you
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Post by: Avor on July 22, 2011, 03:06:45 pm
Attempting to wing walk on a 737 at top speed.
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Post by: PupLilith17 on July 22, 2011, 03:26:23 pm
falls through a glass floor into a shark tank
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 22, 2011, 05:04:20 pm
torn to pieces by a nail gun
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Post by: Avor on July 23, 2011, 04:49:50 am
Thinking that the red lights and bells at the railroad crossing was to signal the train to stop.
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Post by: Sk Skunk on July 23, 2011, 12:36:34 pm
Mauled onstage by a Las Vegas entertainer :o
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Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on July 23, 2011, 12:41:39 pm
While playing frisbee in a lake in Florida, your leg is ripped off by an alligator.
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Post by: PupLilith17 on July 23, 2011, 12:47:42 pm
was beheaded in zombie hunting accedent
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 24, 2011, 01:45:34 pm
Mistaken for a dear by a redneck while hunting.
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Post by: ChristopherLion on July 24, 2011, 05:45:06 pm
Was present when an irristable force met up with an immovable object.
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Post by: Mylo on July 24, 2011, 11:03:11 pm
Play PC games until you bleed Dr. Pepper; your nerves die because of your exclusive intake of Maruchan ramen
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Post by: Avor on July 25, 2011, 04:30:11 am
Turningg a boat into a submarine by accident.
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Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on July 25, 2011, 12:50:47 pm
Rode in a Cold-War era Russian nuclear Submarine for three months.
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Post by: Mylo on July 25, 2011, 02:17:04 pm
Hit by a car going 35 in a school zone
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Post by: PupLilith17 on July 25, 2011, 02:29:09 pm
lost his life to a blind death
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Post by: Avor on July 25, 2011, 04:58:18 pm
Consumeing American dairy products
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Post by: Katra on July 25, 2011, 06:00:14 pm
Couldn't outrun runaway monster truck.
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Post by: PupLilith17 on July 25, 2011, 06:01:20 pm
attacked by the vengeful cat thats been outside your house for weeks
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Post by: Mylo on July 25, 2011, 06:38:59 pm
Turns the bass on high powered speakers to max, then listens to a bass sweep...
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 25, 2011, 07:48:49 pm
gets hit by a parked car.
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Post by: Mylo on July 25, 2011, 09:47:27 pm
The person in the parked car dies as well...this is also you
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Post by: ChristopherLion on July 25, 2011, 10:00:59 pm
Falls through the ice.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 25, 2011, 11:33:40 pm
Tried to eat a Gnome who shot him in ze face
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Post by: Mylo on July 26, 2011, 12:41:14 am
Falls through the ice, holds his breath for two minutes, miraculously gets out of the water, doesn't contract hypothermia...but slips and breaks his neck
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Post by: Avor on July 26, 2011, 04:18:34 am
Breathing too much helium.
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Post by: PupLilith17 on July 26, 2011, 01:27:29 pm
didnt know the rules to death doom arena....
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 26, 2011, 02:15:27 pm
Was squeezed to death by a Japanese girl.
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Post by: Mylo on July 26, 2011, 05:13:06 pm
The fan in your room spins so fast, it falls off and hits you in the head...mine looks like it's about to do that
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Post by: PupLilith17 on July 26, 2011, 05:31:19 pm
The fan in your room spins so fast, it falls off and hits you in the head...mine looks like it's about to do that
and it does causing you internal hemeraging
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Post by: Kobuk on July 26, 2011, 05:49:33 pm
^ Shot, stabbed, run over, tortured, maimed, electrocuted, and beaten to death.  :goldbloody:
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Post by: Mylo on July 26, 2011, 06:01:35 pm
^ Shot, stabbed, run over, tortured, maimed, electrocuted, and beaten to death.  :goldbloody:

O.O
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Post by: ChristopherLion on July 26, 2011, 08:44:20 pm
was curious, got in the washer and started the spin cycle
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Post by: Katra on July 26, 2011, 08:47:54 pm
Tripped over sleeping bear.
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Post by: Mylo on July 26, 2011, 10:25:37 pm
falls off a roof trying to put up Christmas lights, survives, but then the lights fall on you, break, and electrocute you
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Post by: ChristopherLion on July 26, 2011, 11:03:17 pm
Eats his crayons.  They turn out to be toxic.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 26, 2011, 11:34:43 pm
hunted down for your hair.
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Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on July 26, 2011, 11:49:46 pm
Visits the Cherynobl reactor with nothing but regular clothes.
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Post by: Avor on July 27, 2011, 06:48:37 am
Turned into a great ball of fire by failure to proberly install a nitros system in your vehicle. Know that only the soilded driver seat somehow survived. It serves to remind people how you died, screaming and crapping youself in fear.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 27, 2011, 11:33:21 am
Said General Avor to General Clay
Oh, must we fight this silly war
to kill and die is such a bore

I disagree said General Clay

Wait, what? said general Avor

as General Clay waved his hand
drums sounded from the battle band

then a sudden stop
then a thunderous roar
as bullets fired and cannons roared
there seemed to be no more
of poor, little, General, Avor.
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Post by: Avor on July 29, 2011, 05:43:23 am
General Avor was a hero to the soldiers, fighting with courage and wisdom to protext justice and freedom. The troops at the sight of the great leader's death became overcome by sarror and anger, this loseing all reason and sanity. Armed with every manner and varity of nuclear device, material and weapon, Avor's Army unleashed a furry that reduced the planet to mere space dust.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 30, 2011, 12:53:08 am
Did i live?

You came back like Jesus, and some one killed you again thinking that you were a zombie.
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Post by: ChristopherLion on July 30, 2011, 01:13:01 am
Got sucked into a jet engine on takeoff.
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Post by: Mylo on July 30, 2011, 01:48:17 am
Gets cancer from talking on cell phone too much
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 30, 2011, 02:49:36 am
gets shot from a baby, that you were stealing from.
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Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on July 31, 2011, 06:42:58 pm
Decided to drink JP-8 Fuel.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on July 31, 2011, 11:51:33 pm
Goes to an anti furry convention in a fluffy suit.
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Post by: Kishi on July 31, 2011, 11:53:28 pm
God handed me lemons, which I proceeded to turn into combustible lemons, which I proceeded to burn your house down with.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 01, 2011, 12:39:50 am
Trips on his own sword.
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Post by: Avor on August 01, 2011, 07:25:18 am
A hubcap from speeding car lodges itself up you nose.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 01, 2011, 10:50:31 am
You didn't eat the cow. The cow ate you.
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Post by: Katra on August 01, 2011, 08:27:45 pm
Choked on a blueberry.
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Post by: Mylo on August 01, 2011, 10:00:02 pm
Overheats in a house with no air condition, sleeping on plastic sheets because the owner of the house is a germaphobe :P
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 02, 2011, 01:54:20 am
lives by the fur, and died by the steal. That robot has taken another fursona's life.
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Post by: Eddy on August 02, 2011, 08:06:06 am
Brain tumour.
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Post by: Katra on August 02, 2011, 07:57:16 pm
Irritated a porcupine.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 03, 2011, 01:27:08 am
Simultaneous combustion. And you were cooked so well, that you were served as medium rare. (I added BBQ sauce)
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Post by: Kobuk on August 08, 2011, 06:56:38 pm
^ Tracked and hunted down, then killed and eaten, by a combined pack of ravenous huskies and wolves.   :goldbloody:
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Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on August 08, 2011, 09:25:33 pm
Killed by 2,000 Tungsten balls fired out of an M1A1's Anti-Personal round.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 09, 2011, 12:53:31 am
Stomped to death by a mass of people marching in a nonaggression parade.
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Post by: Onyx Storm on August 09, 2011, 12:55:42 am
Is Part of the parade, then trips at the front and is also stomped to death
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Post by: Avor on August 11, 2011, 06:12:59 am
Eaten by a drogon while exploreing the mountain triying to prove the existance of dragons.
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Post by: ChristopherLion on August 11, 2011, 06:36:56 am
Killed and eaten by a Siberian brown bear.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 11, 2011, 09:47:37 am
    Christopher D.
           KIA
   was killed while
fighting the Russian
     Bear Cavalry
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Post by: Katra on August 13, 2011, 08:01:09 pm
Run over by ambulance.
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Post by: PupLilith17 on August 14, 2011, 01:11:59 pm
dies after the building you were in explodes from planted charges
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 14, 2011, 04:30:28 pm
falls into a creaper mob pit. Tsssssss! BOOM!
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Post by: Alsek on August 14, 2011, 07:36:06 pm
Horrendously mauled by a hilarious blob of joy.
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Post by: Katra on August 14, 2011, 11:14:49 pm
squashed by falling tree.
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Post by: Mylo on August 15, 2011, 12:06:33 am
Drowns in ball pit
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 15, 2011, 01:07:58 am
Thinks he is super man and tries to fly.
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Post by: Katra on August 15, 2011, 07:09:19 pm
Tries to catch falling dude.
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Post by: Avor on August 16, 2011, 05:13:56 am
By getting into a staring contest with medusa.
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Post by: PupLilith17 on August 16, 2011, 02:52:45 pm
after falling into a hole in the ground you realize they are filling it in and are buried alive
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Post by: Katra on August 16, 2011, 07:23:41 pm
Locked in freezer overnight.
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Post by: Avor on August 16, 2011, 10:12:16 pm
Accidently crushed by the freezer while tring to move it.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 16, 2011, 11:59:47 pm
The boy who likes trains summoned it to crush you.
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Post by: PupLilith17 on August 17, 2011, 09:18:08 am
you are killed and eaten by the giant carnivorous plants
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 17, 2011, 09:25:49 am
You are the potato!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpGoropjX9k&feature=related
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Post by: PupLilith17 on August 17, 2011, 09:27:00 am
potato come back!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPV6MUDH_Eg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPV6MUDH_Eg)
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Post by: Katra on August 17, 2011, 07:06:42 pm
Run over by rototiller.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on August 19, 2011, 04:56:25 am
^ had his shelter blown up by creepers, as it contained *far* too few torches.  He was blown up in the blast as well.
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Post by: Avor on August 19, 2011, 06:48:17 am
Sucked into a jet engine
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 19, 2011, 09:33:59 am
just like this...
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc109/mizzzz/047.jpg)
The dog said that you were delicious. :goldbloody:
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Post by: PupLilith17 on August 19, 2011, 12:59:47 pm
haunted to insanity and became nonexsistant
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Post by: Avor on August 19, 2011, 05:58:15 pm
assimilated by the borg

(FYI Ragnorrock, I'm legaly blind, I honestly can't make out pictures)
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Post by: redyoshi49q on August 19, 2011, 10:31:35 pm
^ was assimilated by bronies, and decided to share the powers of friendship and kindness with a wild bear.  He as unsuccessful.

(The picture is of a dog sleeping on a rug with the end of his tail in the opening of a stapler.  A rabbit is visible, just about to jump on the stapler.)
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Post by: Avor on August 20, 2011, 06:09:50 am
You are sufocated by a large woman while you try to make out with her.

(thanks)
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 20, 2011, 12:32:08 pm
(sorry Avor, I did not know :()

You were roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris into the furious fist of Bruce Lee, which sends you flying into into a five finger death punch by Beatrix Kiddo from Kill Bill.
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Post by: Avor on August 20, 2011, 04:44:19 pm
You are forcesd to watch Kill Bill over and over untill you become brain dead.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 20, 2011, 05:31:10 pm
Awesome....

You sit there with me until the same thing happens to you
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Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on August 20, 2011, 07:04:20 pm
Subject to Biomedical testing.

Needless to say, it goes horribly wrong, and you die a horrifyingly gruesome death.
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Post by: Mylo on August 21, 2011, 02:05:08 am
Gets caught in an escalator...
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Post by: PupLilith17 on August 21, 2011, 02:31:18 pm
you get a part in the next final destination movie
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Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on August 21, 2011, 08:18:03 pm
You are forced to watch that movie.
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Post by: Mylo on August 21, 2011, 10:20:41 pm
You are forced to buy that movie and the rest of the movies in the Final Destination franchise, and you have to watch them all in succession...you die of watching them before you die of other causes like starvation and blood clots.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 21, 2011, 10:39:00 pm
You try to turn into your fursona. the experiment turns fatal.
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Post by: Mylo on August 22, 2011, 01:04:37 am
You try to turn into your avatar picture, but your mind is literally split between the two...  :o
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Post by: Avor on August 22, 2011, 07:26:12 am
You were at the swimming pool running on the deck. You slip, knocking yourself out, hitting your head as you fall into the shallow end of the kiddy pool. You drown in 8 inchs of water as I, the life gaurd, is too busy to help you as he making out in the sauna.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 22, 2011, 09:49:25 am
Later on you wife comes into the room and sees you cheating on her. I her internal red rage, she literally belts fire at you and burns your face off. You will always be known as a victim of PMSing.
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Post by: Mylo on August 22, 2011, 10:22:55 pm
You are part of the first mission to Mars, but your spacecraft runs out of fuel and you drift endlessly into space...
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 23, 2011, 02:00:06 am
You spinal cord is pull out of your neck by Neil Patrick Harrison, as he shouts at the top of his lungs "I'M NOT A SISSY!!!!"
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Post by: the crystal husky on August 23, 2011, 06:26:27 am
you suffer a choclatey death as you suffer the wrath of the cookie god.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 23, 2011, 09:58:24 am
The flying spaghetti monster and his pirate disciples wage war upon your cookie god. In the end of the bloody conflict, the cookie god explodes into dough and a fragment of him squishes you.
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Post by: PupLilith17 on August 23, 2011, 01:07:32 pm
the god of the underworld drags you to your death into the pit of souls where no living being can survive
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Post by: Katra on August 23, 2011, 11:13:12 pm
You die of acute chocolate poisoning.
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Post by: Jacoby Quinn on August 24, 2011, 08:14:35 pm
you hit your head on a doorway as u r running and go into a coma.they take you off life support an hour before you were going to wake up.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 24, 2011, 11:55:52 pm
You get struck by lightning for your blasphemy.
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Post by: redyoshi49q on August 25, 2011, 02:13:49 pm
^ was loved and tolerated to death.
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Post by: Avor on August 27, 2011, 04:33:58 am
A fat Italian pumber that wears to much rred jimps o you back and rides you untill you are literaly dead tired.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 27, 2011, 10:44:10 am
You were falcon punched. Well we couldn't figure if you were dead or not, because there was nothing left to examine.
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Post by: Katra on August 28, 2011, 02:18:12 pm
^ sucked up into tornado.
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Post by: Avor on August 28, 2011, 07:42:06 pm
A near-by tornado hurls a dead body at you going over 200 mph  into. Nobody can realy tell who is who out of the the mess.
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Post by: Avor on August 30, 2011, 04:44:51 am
You play with LEGO too much and die choking on it. As you are atempting yo seperate to stuck peices with your teeth the parts suddenly superate, one remains in you hand, the other shoots down your throat,
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on August 30, 2011, 09:59:14 am
You committed suicide right there (:
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Post by: Katra on August 30, 2011, 11:41:31 pm
Propane grill explosion.
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Post by: Avor on September 01, 2011, 06:04:23 am
You run out into tra ffic and are hit by a truck as you try to catch the cooked meat theat is raining down from a sky.
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Post by: Mylo on September 01, 2011, 10:01:55 pm
You go to IIT.
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Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on September 02, 2011, 09:41:16 am
You die of natural causes... OF MY FIST!! (Fire punch!)
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Post by: Onion on September 03, 2011, 01:49:25 am
You are hugged to death!
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Post by: RedflareFox on September 03, 2011, 07:08:26 am
^ You receive the broken nail of DOOM! O,..,O
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Post by: Avor on September 03, 2011, 07:02:47 pm
Y08 are hit in the back of the head, knocking you out. By the time you wake up you are tightly rolled up in a carpet and being tossed of the side of a boat into the sea. You struggle and scream for the few seconds tou have before the sea begins to soak the carpet, slowly pulling down, turning you into nothing more than crab food.

(I should try harder to come up with funny ones only...)
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Post by: PupLilith17 on September 04, 2011, 03:05:56 pm
after the zombies have taken control of the world as you known it
you have created a safe-haven for survivors and are doing well
but soon a natural disaster destroys an outer wall
and the zoms who have been waiting oh so patiantly at the walls
slowly infultrate your fortress
they make there way through your refuge devouring all in there path
they make their way to you home and all your efforts are useless at fighting them off
you run out of ammo and are never seen again :goldbloody:
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Post by: Avor on September 05, 2011, 02:51:59 am
Unknown to you and your army, my fortress was build over a active nuclear missile silo. As it became clear that the camp was to be overrun, the warhead was set to explode in 7 minutes. It goes of 3 seconds after my death. the 15 megaton blast removes all trace of you and your kind.
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Post by: Katra on September 05, 2011, 03:00:57 pm
Attempted a pouncehug, missed, and fell out fourth floor window.
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Post by: PupLilith17 on September 06, 2011, 03:01:18 pm
escorted to the pit of death
tied and chained
hurled to your death
impalled by the stakes
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Post by: ThatAvianGal on September 06, 2011, 03:21:58 pm
You shall be killed by a flock of ravens who crave human meat.
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Post by: PupLilith17 on September 06, 2011, 03:31:44 pm
the demon shoots you down for this arrow shall never miss
You shall be killed by a flock of ravens who crave human meat.
(killed by my second favorite animal...)

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Post by: Katra on September 11, 2011, 01:58:55 pm
Pecked to death by woodpeckers.
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Post by: PupLilith17 on September 11, 2011, 02:07:29 pm
is haunted to death by a number of adorrible yet intimidating anklebitters
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Post by: Avor on September 11, 2011, 06:29:00 pm
A failed atemot of to make friends with a hungry shark,
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Post by: Avor on September 13, 2011, 04:25:53 am
Poor driving choice, trying to cut off a monster truck.
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Post by: Katra on September 13, 2011, 08:40:57 pm
^ tried to drive monster truck across quicksand and sank.
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Post by: Mylo on September 13, 2011, 11:50:37 pm
Sleep deprivation and brain failure after working on a homework assignment designed to take two weeks. :P
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Post by: Avor on September 14, 2011, 02:00:17 am
death by inconsiderate danceing elephants
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Post by: PupLilith17 on September 17, 2011, 03:17:00 pm
head explodes
died instantly
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Post by: Avor on September 18, 2011, 06:33:35 am
You are abducted by aliens, you made put into a zoo where you live out the rest of you natual days in realitive comfort,
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Post by: Katra on September 19, 2011, 07:50:10 pm
New career as tiger skin rug.  :o
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Post by: Avor on September 20, 2011, 02:27:51 am
You are struck in the back of the head, knocking you out. You wake up bound and gaged in a dumberm burried neck deep in filth and trash. It is only a matter of seconds before you hear the garbage trick comeing for you, the rats fleeing the bin as you wish you could. Your muffled scream do nothing to aid you as you are thrown upside in the back with the garbage. You are able to struggle to the top of the heap, but the trucck is underway and it's compactor has been activated.
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Post by: Katra on September 27, 2011, 01:16:19 am
Fried by falling power line.
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Post by: Avor on September 28, 2011, 07:20:25 am
Due to illegilal dumping you town's water supply has become contaminated. You poisened and sucumb before the alerts are sounded.
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Post by: Jacoby Quinn on September 29, 2011, 11:37:53 pm
arested for illegal dumping and stabbed to death in prison
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Post by: Eddy on October 07, 2011, 01:55:55 pm
Thunder strike.
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Post by: ideomon on October 07, 2011, 02:45:27 pm
Hit by an invisible arrow between the eyes
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Post by: Avor on October 08, 2011, 05:28:24 am
Feed to sharks with laser beams on their heads.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on October 09, 2011, 09:05:36 pm
Will die to a combination of a tuberculosis and a tomahawk to the head.
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Post by: Tyrannus The Demon on October 11, 2011, 07:37:42 pm
will die from being attacked by a humming bird XD
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Post by: Katra on October 11, 2011, 08:12:43 pm
Locked in freezer for a week.
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Post by: Tyrannus The Demon on October 11, 2011, 08:15:06 pm
locked in the oven XD
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Post by: Avor on October 12, 2011, 06:00:40 am
After buying a oven at a great deal I try to move it up the stairs. It slps and tumbles down three flights of stairs untill you are crushed by it.
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Post by: Tyrannus The Demon on October 12, 2011, 06:38:40 am
crushed by gpdzilla
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on October 12, 2011, 05:40:08 pm
Bled to death, as your kneecaps being bit off by the Black Knight
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Post by: ideomon on October 12, 2011, 05:54:03 pm
Poked to death
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Post by: Tyrannus The Demon on October 12, 2011, 05:57:26 pm
pounce hugged to death
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Post by: Kobuk on October 12, 2011, 06:07:18 pm
^ Trapped in a fursuit due to heat exhaustion because the zipper was stuck.
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Post by: Tyrannus The Demon on October 12, 2011, 06:50:33 pm
 :-[trapped in my fridge and i toss the fridge into the ocean. 8)
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Post by: Avor on October 16, 2011, 06:20:11 am
You were tied to that same fridge
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Post by: Eddy on October 16, 2011, 07:58:12 am
Landmine.
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Post by: Katra on October 16, 2011, 09:52:00 pm
Giant mistook you for a golf ball.
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Post by: ideomon on October 17, 2011, 09:32:57 pm
Scared to death
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on October 18, 2011, 08:23:24 pm
Eaten by a necromorph.
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Post by: Tyrannus The Demon on October 18, 2011, 08:40:19 pm
Eaten by a necromorph.
XD

^
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Puked down throat by puker necormorph ^.^
owned!
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Post by: Avor on October 19, 2011, 05:39:09 am
When you're 21 you go to crazy New Years party and you party out to max, consumming a stupid ammound of alcohol. You leave the plave of party and decide to walk home rather than drive. You walk for about 3 minutes before you pass out in a snow fillied ditch. You freeze to death, you body discovered by a woman walking here two days later.
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Post by: Tyrannus The Demon on October 19, 2011, 06:52:10 am
:O

killed by a bannana
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Post by: Katra on October 19, 2011, 10:08:33 am
^ crushed by falling crate of apples.
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Post by: Tyrannus The Demon on October 19, 2011, 04:12:58 pm
eaten by a horde of zombies!
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Post by: ideomon on October 19, 2011, 05:06:16 pm
Shoot in the head
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Post by: Tyrannus The Demon on October 19, 2011, 05:28:37 pm
*laughs*
impaled thrpugh nose :P
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Post by: ideomon on October 19, 2011, 05:35:23 pm
O.o
Biten to death :-P
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Post by: Avor on October 21, 2011, 06:44:02 am
You are driving home from work late at night, aproaching a modest brindge when a large truck, driven by a drunk drivee, drifts into you lane. To avoid a head on colision you are forced off the road to right, But the left the the car strikes the concreate barrier on the side of the bridge. The forces causes the left side of the car lifts and sends it into a rell as is falls down the steep, rocky embankment to the cold river, rangeing from this spring's run off.

Held in your sear, stinned, the current instantly begins to pull your up turned car deeper and away from the shore. You panic, franticly trying to undo your seat belt as the the water begins to fill. You quckly learn that the seat belt does not release when it is being pulled on. You have to hold youriself up against the roof get it undone, but by then the car is almost full of water. You try to open the door, bur the pressure of the water trying to get in holdx it shut. Only whem ttje car is full you are anle to force the door open and make for the surgace on your alre.

As soon as you exist the car as it les on the river bottom the current takes. You valiantly fight towars the surgace, but the current slams you into the a larger rock. The impact kocks the air out of you and rions you sense of direction, you do not make it...

Not only is your death tragic, their is no closure for your friends and family. Your body is never found, the drunk driver is never identified and brought to jusstice.






 
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Post by: ideomon on October 21, 2011, 07:23:13 am
( lol but i can't drive )
Hit in the head by a baseball bat
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Post by: Tyrannus The Demon on October 21, 2011, 05:46:37 pm
death by bein hit by a bus
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on October 22, 2011, 02:43:17 pm
Death by banhammer to the face. Yeah, that's right. BOOM, HEADSHOT!
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Post by: Grizztof Grünwald on October 22, 2011, 03:04:29 pm
Thrown out a 20th story window.
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Post by: Tyrannus The Demon on October 22, 2011, 04:19:24 pm
attacked by a million fluffy bunnys!
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Post by: ideomon on October 22, 2011, 04:42:58 pm
Hunted
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Post by: Tyrannus The Demon on October 22, 2011, 05:12:28 pm
owned by gorilla
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Post by: ideomon on October 22, 2011, 05:35:19 pm
Burned alived and cutted ìnto pieces
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Post by: Katra on October 22, 2011, 06:23:01 pm
Sucked dry by swarms of mosquitos.
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Post by: ideomon on October 23, 2011, 08:50:56 am
Hit by a tree
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Post by: Tyrannus The Demon on October 23, 2011, 12:42:02 pm
hit by a swarm of bees >:D
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on October 23, 2011, 10:01:42 pm
Death by Ideomon launching off a mancannon, and hitting your face at a very high velocity. Your skull cracks, and bone shatters, cutting your brain and ending you close to instantly. Ideomon dies shortly afterwards due to a combination of a ruptured lung and a 50 caliber bullet to the back of the face. I stand above both of your corpses, laughing, the barrel of my sniper rifle still smoldering. I then immediately leave.
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Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on October 23, 2011, 10:50:22 pm
Killed in a very PG-13-plus way by an M256 Smoothbore 120mm cannon.
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Post by: Katra on October 24, 2011, 12:31:43 am
Fell down mine shaft.
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Post by: Eddy on October 25, 2011, 01:18:02 pm
Cardiac arrest.
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Post by: Avor on October 26, 2011, 05:10:37 am
You were going out for lunch when the air is filled with the sound of fully automatic gun fire. Like as you should, you run for cover away from the aproaching sound. You run for an alley, but you trip and fall, You saved yourself from the drive-by, you get and take a moment to absorb what happend and brush your self off. Getting your senses back you released you landed on a small pile of used needles.

You quickly make a an appointment to get tested for all sorts of thongs, but the news is grim and in three years you die because of HIV.
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Post by: Avor on October 27, 2011, 03:58:03 pm
In the begining in your adult life you are struck down by cancer in the spine. All your hopes and plans for the future are dashed aways. Screaming in contant pain as you succumb to brindness, deafness, imobility and insanity.

The vows and promisses you made will go undone and it will haunt you, burning yout soul from the inside out untill what is left is even less human than was before. You will live a long life of suffering, only allowed to die by duty and nature, not even suicide will grant you relief.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on October 27, 2011, 06:02:50 pm
Honestly, due to how dark that was, Avor, suicide by pizza cutter seems viable.
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Post by: ideomon on October 29, 2011, 12:37:48 pm
you´ll get knock in the head making you lose your conscience.

When you wake up you´ll be tied to an experience table with a giant flametrower pointing at you.

3 minutes later you will hear a countdown and the flametrower will start powering up, then it will burn you alive really slowly.

And if that´s not bad enough in the last seconds of your life someone will tell the joke: " who ordered the steak medium rare "
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on October 29, 2011, 09:20:15 pm
Punched in the face by a super mutant behemoth, while getting eaten by a unidentified flesh virus in the jungles of Central America.
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Post by: Mylo on October 29, 2011, 11:40:49 pm
Gets transported into the Internet and is dissected by a virus.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on October 29, 2011, 11:48:38 pm
Death by Grifball detonation.
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Post by: Katra on October 30, 2011, 12:28:32 am
Hit by person falling from top of tall building.
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Post by: Avor on October 31, 2011, 06:37:24 am
Pushed off a tall building

(yay for time paradoxes)
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Post by: Katra on November 01, 2011, 08:17:09 pm
Squeezed to death by giant octopus.
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Post by: Kobuk on November 20, 2011, 11:14:33 pm
^ Death from eating too much holiday cookies, candy, pie, cake, and other sweets.
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Post by: Avor on November 21, 2011, 04:51:04 am
You are about to sit down to waste time of the internet when begin to feel strange. Your skin feels like it's getting numb, your sight fades and dims the world around you grows more quiet, then you pass out.

You wale up im a bright and colourful place, Candyland...

...but g00d King Kandy wisely views you as grave danger to the kindom. Before you even get a chance, you are beaten and captured. Restrained by liquorice bonds you are paraded down Gumdrop Alley, to you exicution in the Canady Cane Forest by Mr Mint.
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Post by: Katra on November 21, 2011, 04:43:40 pm
impaled by falling tree branch.
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Post by: Avor on November 22, 2011, 05:45:10 am
Crushed by the fat bear that was standing on that branch.

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Post by: MWBrantley on November 22, 2011, 03:53:55 pm
Run over by the ambulance that was rushing to the scene of the branch accident
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Post by: ideomon on November 22, 2011, 04:30:36 pm
paper cut then bleed to death
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Post by: Katra on November 22, 2011, 07:56:23 pm
Run over by dogsled.
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Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on November 22, 2011, 11:55:28 pm
Sucked into turbofan engine.
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Post by: MWBrantley on November 23, 2011, 01:37:59 am
trampled to death by the first herd of brontosaurii in millions of years...in downtown LA....
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Post by: ideomon on November 23, 2011, 12:48:45 pm
hit by thunder
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Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on November 23, 2011, 01:56:55 pm
What.

Caught in CH-53E Super Stallion blades.
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Post by: BeckyL97 on November 23, 2011, 02:18:24 pm
Hunted down by a pack of robotic alien dinosaurs.
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Post by: Katra on November 23, 2011, 11:48:27 pm
Choked on a jawbreaker.
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Post by: MWBrantley on November 26, 2011, 08:58:52 am
Carried off by clockwork flying monkeys.
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Post by: Eddy on November 26, 2011, 09:12:45 am
Alcohol poisoning.
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Post by: MWBrantley on November 26, 2011, 09:35:16 am
dragged into outer space by millions of angry miniature air kraken
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Post by: Katra on November 30, 2011, 12:06:32 am
Run over by ambulance.
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Post by: MWBrantley on November 30, 2011, 08:59:46 am
trampled by three million lemmings
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Post by: BeckyL97 on November 30, 2011, 11:27:05 am
Eaten by a giant penguin.
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Post by: ideomon on December 01, 2011, 07:46:59 am
Eaten by a giant statue
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Post by: BeckyL97 on December 01, 2011, 10:16:27 am
Hunted down by a pack of rabid bunnies.
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Post by: MWBrantley on December 01, 2011, 01:12:18 pm
cutefied to death by a pack of coca-cola polar bear cubs (Dangerously cute things that they are (:)
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Post by: BeckyL97 on December 01, 2011, 01:30:36 pm
Killed with a crossbow and then eaten for Sunday lunch.
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Post by: ideomon on December 01, 2011, 04:57:35 pm
Hit by a malfunctional crossbow
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Post by: BeckyL97 on December 02, 2011, 02:55:39 am
Death by zombie cupcakes.
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Post by: Eddy on December 02, 2011, 12:30:25 pm
Bleach consumption.
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Post by: BeckyL97 on December 02, 2011, 12:52:21 pm
Shot by a very angry duckling.
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Post by: Kael on December 02, 2011, 09:54:09 pm
Obliterated by Mewtwo
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Post by: MWBrantley on December 02, 2011, 10:45:49 pm
accidentally devoured by hungry kittens
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Post by: BeckyL97 on December 03, 2011, 03:28:27 am
Burnt to cinders by a flamethrower
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Post by: Hashira on December 03, 2011, 02:37:05 pm
Either die of high blood pressure, laughing too hard, or attacked by birds
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Post by: Katra on December 03, 2011, 09:45:36 pm
Thought the free tropical beach vacation was the best thing in the world - until being brained by a falling coconut.
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 03, 2011, 10:23:35 pm
was hit by a tiny car full of 25 clowns
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Post by: MWBrantley on December 04, 2011, 12:02:31 am
accidental explosion of a giant whoopie cushion
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Post by: BeckyL97 on December 04, 2011, 05:12:55 am
Suffocated by a giant marshmallow
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 04, 2011, 10:14:50 am
accidentally swallowed a doggie biscuit whole and choked on it
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Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on December 04, 2011, 10:27:26 am
Used as a target for the new Raytheon laser CIWS system.
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Post by: BeckyL97 on December 04, 2011, 12:45:50 pm
Shot down by an army of Cybermen.
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Post by: Soulneko on December 04, 2011, 02:58:01 pm
written in the death note and your ghost has to hear me sing the opening everyday
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 04, 2011, 03:06:00 pm
dies of an overdose of Justin Bieber, played at 10,000 decibels in your mother's basement.
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Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on December 04, 2011, 03:08:25 pm
dies of an overdose of Justin Bieber, played at 10,000 decibels in your mother's basement.
You are a terrible person. You should feel bad because you are a bad person. Noone deserves to endure the punishment of that. Noone.  :P

Decided to ride a thermonuclear warhead to the ground.
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 04, 2011, 03:30:27 pm
You are a terrible person. You should feel bad because you are a bad person. Noone deserves to endure the punishment of that. Noone.  :P

Decided to ride a thermonuclear warhead to the ground.


ROFLMAO I guess I deserved that.


now the next unfortunate soul dies to 10,000 decibels of Jenna Rose's sultry classic, "My Jeans"...
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Post by: BeckyL97 on December 04, 2011, 04:16:47 pm
Dies of listening to an ipod while walking to school.

You didn't hear the person across the street yelling "LOOK OUT! A BOMB IS ABOUT TO STRIKE YOU!"
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Post by: MWBrantley on December 04, 2011, 06:35:47 pm
attacked by government project number SAU2300 - LJ, namely the SAU (Sentient Attack Underwear - Long Johns)
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 04, 2011, 06:59:20 pm
dies of breathing in too many sharpie fumes
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Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on December 04, 2011, 07:13:47 pm
Burned by the jetwash of an EA-18G Growler.
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Post by: Katra on December 04, 2011, 09:22:59 pm
High velocity collision with plate glass window.
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 04, 2011, 09:28:58 pm
gets stuffed into a giant microwave.
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Post by: Soulneko on December 05, 2011, 12:07:37 pm
L throws candies at you untill they go into your brain
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Post by: Katra on December 05, 2011, 08:13:45 pm
Drowned by malfunctioning fire sprinkler.
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Post by: BeckyL97 on December 06, 2011, 02:43:34 am
Death by cats with machine guns
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Post by: Soulneko on December 06, 2011, 12:03:44 pm
fried by by rainbow kitty
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 06, 2011, 06:54:28 pm
overstuffed on waffles
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Post by: BeckyL97 on December 07, 2011, 02:42:35 am
Murdered by a fox plushie
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Post by: Soulneko on December 07, 2011, 02:54:37 am
murded by chuck norris ....owch
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Post by: Katra on December 07, 2011, 05:21:20 pm
Pecked to death by crows.
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 07, 2011, 07:18:40 pm
smothered in bacon & bacon & bacon
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Post by: Soulneko on December 08, 2011, 01:32:40 pm
katra so i peck myself to death owch
anyway shoyrukkkkkkkkeneeened to deatg
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Post by: Juno on December 09, 2011, 04:48:55 pm
^ death by... snu snu >->
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 09, 2011, 06:28:01 pm
:0

death by sticking finger into socket
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Post by: Soulneko on December 10, 2011, 09:43:03 am
death by toaching his belt
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Post by: Reverb on December 12, 2011, 12:18:55 am
Death by flaming marshmellow :D
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Post by: Soulneko on December 12, 2011, 02:56:15 am
burnt by a flaming furry ITS A PARADOX
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Post by: Richter on December 12, 2011, 03:25:51 am
Death by a flying wolf cat. How that works, I HAVE NO IDEA.
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Post by: Soulneko on December 12, 2011, 11:25:08 am
that would mean as i am a wolf cat i kill myself ITS A PARADOX


killed by fluff
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Post by: BeckyL97 on December 12, 2011, 11:35:57 am
Death by...an angry me.
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Post by: Soulneko on December 12, 2011, 11:37:51 am
rampages as feral form and rampages of a cliff
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Post by: Katra on December 12, 2011, 11:02:23 pm
Found quicksand the hard way.
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Post by: Avor on December 14, 2011, 05:10:43 am
You are beat in the head with large, hardcover, scence book untill you uderstamd the proporties of quicksand. The repeated hits to head become less and less effective as a teaching method, buy the teacher is dedicated and will not give up as long as you are alive.
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Post by: Soulneko on December 14, 2011, 07:52:32 am
Maka choped
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Post by: Reverb on December 18, 2011, 12:00:49 am
 death by cute kitten
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Post by: Hashira on December 18, 2011, 12:02:39 am
Death by 3 angry farmers
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Post by: Katra on December 18, 2011, 11:17:50 pm
Run over by tractor.
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Post by: Hashira on December 19, 2011, 12:08:52 am
Death from gigantism
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Post by: Soulneko on December 20, 2011, 08:14:10 am
death by death the kid spotting your ears are uneven and shot
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 20, 2011, 05:24:01 pm
death by being stuck in an elevator for ten days
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Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on December 20, 2011, 05:28:10 pm
Forced to walk across a floor littered with LEGOs for ten days.
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Post by: Hashira on December 20, 2011, 05:42:55 pm
Shoved into a cornfield with mutant microwaves that shoot contacts at you while your feet are being forced to dance on top of a gingerbread house.
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 20, 2011, 06:43:59 pm
-winces- thats pretty brutal there..

death by stuffing yourself on the irresistibly delicious rainbow truffles
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Post by: Reverb on December 20, 2011, 06:57:21 pm
death by ear bleeding due to listening to Nyan Cat for 6 years.
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Post by: Katra on December 20, 2011, 08:39:52 pm
Fried by giant with magnifying glass.
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Post by: Hashira on December 20, 2011, 10:39:41 pm
Killed by frying your own face with your computer monitor
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Post by: Kobuk on December 20, 2011, 10:45:48 pm
Computer fights back!  :D  :D  :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRReIcD0PEw
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 20, 2011, 10:47:10 pm
(ROFLMAO that's hilarious!)

Death by breathing in toxic rainbows
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Post by: Soulneko on December 21, 2011, 04:47:37 am
stomped by apple jack
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Post by: ChristopherLion on December 21, 2011, 07:33:40 pm
Miss wires a gravity plate and get crushed to the height of a single atom and fused to the plates surface durring testing.
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 21, 2011, 08:29:14 pm
angers a menstruating dinosaur
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Post by: Soulneko on December 22, 2011, 03:35:20 am
angers me
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 22, 2011, 12:25:39 pm
falls into a random pit of spikes while taking a stroll
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Post by: Soulneko on December 22, 2011, 01:13:30 pm
trolled to deatg
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Post by: Juno on December 22, 2011, 05:24:06 pm
Death from over dose of pixie sticks >-> awesomeest way to go ever
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Post by: ChristopherLion on December 22, 2011, 06:19:39 pm
Death by a angry pack of mice.
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 23, 2011, 12:43:34 am
Death by worst flea infestation ever
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Post by: Soulneko on December 23, 2011, 09:26:12 am
killed to life then death by leprocens
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Post by: Hashira on December 23, 2011, 11:24:41 am
Death by having a tree trunk shoved through your car at 120 mph
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Post by: Soulneko on December 23, 2011, 12:13:43 pm
who let me drive anyway

death by troll phsyics turns out you have to breath in space
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Post by: Katra on December 23, 2011, 03:26:29 pm
Received misdirected mail bomb.
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 23, 2011, 03:44:07 pm
tripped on a gravestone and head hits another gravestone
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Post by: Soulneko on December 24, 2011, 05:43:45 am
you get eatin by me
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Post by: Hashira on December 24, 2011, 02:35:27 pm
Over Extreme diaria
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Post by: Soulneko on December 24, 2011, 02:44:46 pm
right next to person with extreme diaria
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 24, 2011, 04:02:37 pm
death by pouncehugging off of a cliff
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Post by: ideomon on December 24, 2011, 06:25:46 pm
shocked by a malfuctional cell phone
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 24, 2011, 06:53:56 pm
eaten by a very hungry zombie werefox (aka me)

om nom nom nom brains. ;3
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Post by: Katra on December 24, 2011, 10:18:46 pm
Defective Christmas lights. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT! >:(
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Post by: Kobuk on December 24, 2011, 10:35:44 pm
^ Is attracted to a larger than life size bug zapper.  x_x
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Post by: Soulneko on December 25, 2011, 03:13:07 am
choped choped choped by a monster hahaha who eats you like a caniibal and spits you out like an animal

also sliced sliced sliced up by a monster hahaha he cut you up he sliced and diced and served you up as cold as ice
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Post by: ideomon on December 25, 2011, 11:00:27 am
ultra choped in the head
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Post by: Katra on December 25, 2011, 10:22:24 pm
Angered a large goat.
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Post by: Soulneko on December 26, 2011, 04:13:38 am
angerd by a large boat
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Post by: ideomon on December 26, 2011, 12:44:58 pm
hit by a "death canon"
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Post by: ChristopherLion on December 26, 2011, 05:58:10 pm
Eats a cookie off the captain's desk in the ready room of the U.S.S. Furtopia and ends up being kealhauled without a space suit.
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Post by: ideomon on December 26, 2011, 06:44:02 pm
death by chocolate
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Post by: Hashira on December 27, 2011, 12:06:55 am
Ye shalt dieth by thine hands and thy blade!
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Post by: Reverb on December 27, 2011, 01:06:14 am
Death by Chuck Norris (I sorry Carter.)
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Post by: Soulneko on December 27, 2011, 04:37:13 am
death by loftwing then leaf kirby (got skyward sword and kirbys adventure wii and love it
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Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on December 27, 2011, 04:22:10 pm
Mauled by a wild pack of Richard Simmons look alikes...
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 27, 2011, 04:44:43 pm
A sudden allergy to peanuts...and caught in a stampede of full-figured gals who learned of a half-off sale on factory seconds at Godiva's.
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Post by: Soulneko on December 28, 2011, 05:28:07 am
death by sonic RAINBOOM
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Post by: Katra on January 02, 2012, 10:13:43 pm
Flying saucer flew by really low.
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Post by: ChristopherLion on January 05, 2012, 10:50:36 pm
Was assimilated but turned out to be biologically incompatible with the implants.
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Post by: Reverb on January 05, 2012, 10:57:24 pm
Death by being trampled by a swarm of guys running from a chick-flich their girlfriends brought them to.
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Post by: Hashira on January 05, 2012, 11:51:28 pm
Killed by.... A fork in the heart!
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Post by: Reverb on January 05, 2012, 11:53:03 pm
Dead by boredom
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Post by: Gauthar on January 06, 2012, 03:58:25 am
Bobbing for fries in a deep fryer
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Post by: Avor on January 06, 2012, 06:53:26 am
Massive heart attack from eating nothing but deep fried foods.
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Post by: Katra on January 06, 2012, 05:25:41 pm
Fell into piranha infested pond.
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Post by: Avor on January 06, 2012, 05:33:56 pm
tied up and towed behind a boat, use a bait for Great White Shark bait for a bad TV documentry.
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Post by: Kobuk on January 06, 2012, 09:42:09 pm
^  Dies when Al Capone's descendents make a hit on you because you owe a longstanding debt.
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Post by: Hashira on January 06, 2012, 10:12:36 pm
Killed by secret agents... but that won't happen...
>.>
<.<
>.>
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 06, 2012, 10:32:59 pm
Tramped by fans for pounce hugging the quarterback before he could score the winning touchdown at the collegetown homecoming game.
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Post by: ChristopherLion on January 07, 2012, 12:07:24 am
Quote
Tramped by fans for pounce hugging the quarterback before he could score the winning touchdown at the collegetown homecoming game.
Hm. where have I heard this one. hmm?

anyways,

tries to pass through a stargate but finds the shield is raised on the other end.
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Post by: ideomon on January 12, 2012, 03:10:26 pm
death by....chocolate?
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Post by: BeckyL97 on January 12, 2012, 03:11:54 pm
Death by...GORGONOPSID!
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Post by: ideomon on January 12, 2012, 03:12:39 pm
death by hugging
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Post by: warriorsfan1812 on January 12, 2012, 06:53:51 pm
Death by not being afraid enough of heights to make a sensible decision.
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Post by: Hashira on January 12, 2012, 09:13:05 pm
Death by poisonous toilet paper
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Post by: victorwolf on January 13, 2012, 11:16:09 am
death buy the burmuda kissing bug
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on January 13, 2012, 01:17:07 pm
Death by wrestling a stubborn umbrella
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Post by: ideomon on January 13, 2012, 01:35:07 pm
death by poking
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Post by: redyoshi49q on January 13, 2012, 01:47:58 pm
^ won a game of Fluxx by playing the card Death by Chocolate.  His opponents, sore losers that they were, then proceeded to kill him with chocolate.
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Post by: ideomon on January 14, 2012, 07:25:22 am
hit in the face by a door
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Post by: victorwolf on January 14, 2012, 06:54:15 pm
death by implosion
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 15, 2012, 03:03:50 pm
Overconsumption of mutton.
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Post by: victorwolf on January 15, 2012, 03:31:39 pm
death by hearing a song by justin beiber (I'd die if i listened to it. I'm glad i have ear plugs)
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Post by: ideomon on January 15, 2012, 03:47:58 pm
death by loosing ear plugs
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Post by: victorwolf on January 15, 2012, 04:07:11 pm
death by eating rocks and metal
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on January 15, 2012, 07:18:11 pm
Death by zombie attack
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Post by: Hashira on January 16, 2012, 12:13:48 am
You try on a new pair of shoes which are extremely tight and stuck on your feet. Circulation is cut off from your feet, crippling you on the floor till you starve.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 17, 2012, 10:57:32 pm
Death by an irate Chuck E. Cheese patron told to stop dropping F-bombs.
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Post by: ChristopherLion on January 18, 2012, 06:38:44 am
redirected by a SOPA compliant dns server off a cliff into nothingness...
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Post by: victorwolf on January 18, 2012, 10:45:49 am
death by electricution of a laptop your touching
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Post by: Katra on January 23, 2012, 07:04:21 pm
Buried under 10 feet of Lego bricks.
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on January 23, 2012, 07:12:27 pm
Death by tripping on a midget down an escalator.
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Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on January 23, 2012, 07:36:29 pm
Death by drowning- with your face being only half an inch from the surface.
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Post by: Hashira on January 24, 2012, 12:11:08 am
Death by frying your face from staring at the computer monitor for so long.
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Post by: victorwolf on January 24, 2012, 10:47:12 am
death by paper cuts
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Post by: BeckyL97 on January 24, 2012, 11:23:01 am
Death by poisoned chocolate.
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Post by: victorwolf on January 24, 2012, 11:24:30 am
death by gun misfire and explosions
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 25, 2012, 10:54:59 pm
Death by static cling.
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Post by: Mortuest on January 25, 2012, 11:12:26 pm
^^^^^^^^^^ Will die from carot overload
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Post by: victorwolf on January 26, 2012, 10:52:12 am
death from pop ups sufficating you
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Post by: Katra on January 27, 2012, 10:58:06 pm
^ Got shipped to Abu Dhabi by a slow boat.
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Post by: Gauthar on January 28, 2012, 02:59:57 am
^ watched The Mannequin for 4 days straight non stop
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Post by: BeckyL97 on January 28, 2012, 03:28:59 am
Death by Furtopia overdose.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 28, 2012, 02:23:34 pm
From a steady diet of low-sulfur coal.
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on January 28, 2012, 04:23:35 pm
(hey now, it's the only good replacement to flesh for undead sustenance)

Captured by a UFO, and experimented on a thousand times until your death.
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Post by: victorwolf on January 28, 2012, 10:09:11 pm
death by starvation because you thought food would kill you for eating it's friends so you didn't eat
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Post by: Iramez on January 29, 2012, 09:37:35 am
Die of insanity from this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAGqV_CpcGg
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Post by: victorwolf on January 29, 2012, 10:02:08 am
death by satins jackhammer (very hard core techno don't even know if it came out i saw it on a thousand ways to die.)
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Post by: Iramez on January 29, 2012, 05:06:21 pm
Death by chocolate.
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Post by: Kobuk on January 30, 2012, 07:11:27 pm
Death in an epic lightsabre duel.  8)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NE5elL30w4
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Post by: victorwolf on January 31, 2012, 10:53:46 am
death by heat exhaustion   
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Post by: Cassy on January 31, 2012, 04:25:35 pm
kerosene and matches just a little to much of both i guess
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Post by: Gauthar on January 31, 2012, 11:56:15 pm
Played an MMO for too long forgetting to eat and died
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Post by: victorwolf on February 02, 2012, 10:52:14 am
death by getting beat by a key board
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Post by: Gauthar on February 02, 2012, 03:44:18 pm
died after a cookie was tossed out of a plane and smacked you in the head
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Post by: Hashira on February 02, 2012, 05:09:39 pm
Killed by being boiled in a malfunctioning steam bath room.
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Post by: Kobuk on February 02, 2012, 06:53:30 pm
Dies when another passenger throws a cookie out a plane window, then you jump out of the plane to catch the cookie, only to realise you have no parachute.  :o
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Post by: Hashira on February 02, 2012, 07:48:13 pm
You will be decapitated when your mind becomes obsessed with power and over run the admins of furtopia and rule with an iron fist and we all revolt against you.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on February 03, 2012, 03:56:24 pm
Eating tainted blue M & Ms in a blue room while sipping laundry bluing chased with a Labatts Blue and listening to Blue Oyster Cult on the classic rock station.
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Post by: Katra on February 03, 2012, 05:58:46 pm
Tried to cross drawbridge while it was open.
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Post by: ChristopherLion on February 03, 2012, 06:41:25 pm
Get's cought in his sisters closet and tries to run away, but a bra strap catches on the closet's door knob and he is strangled.
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Post by: victorwolf on February 03, 2012, 07:24:54 pm
death by BORING TV
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Post by: Gauthar on February 04, 2012, 05:03:40 am
death by turkey induced coma
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Post by: ideomon on February 04, 2012, 09:52:52 am
death by a pineapple
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Post by: victorwolf on February 04, 2012, 10:38:01 am
death by a lovely pair of coconuts
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Post by: ideomon on February 04, 2012, 07:37:58 pm
death by triping in a hole 
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Post by: victorwolf on February 04, 2012, 08:30:06 pm
death by juggalo's tea bagging you with liptons
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Post by: ideomon on February 05, 2012, 06:56:35 am
death by an jump kick on your neck
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Post by: victorwolf on February 06, 2012, 08:32:01 am
death by hard core metal ina pitch black room while tied in a chiar for something you didn't do
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Post by: Katra on February 06, 2012, 11:14:56 pm
Engine falls from airplane onto his head.
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Post by: Kobuk on February 06, 2012, 11:21:04 pm
Engine falls from airplane onto his head.

Donnie Darko reference?
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Post by: Katra on February 07, 2012, 08:26:38 pm
Never heard of him.
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Post by: victorwolf on February 08, 2012, 08:07:06 am
death by ignorance
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Post by: ideomon on February 08, 2012, 04:12:20 pm
death by poking
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Post by: Gauthar on February 09, 2012, 01:16:19 am
death cause you made fun of a midget who ran you over with their car
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Post by: Ickyrus on February 09, 2012, 12:54:24 pm
Didn't listen when you were told not to stick your head out the window of a moving car.
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Post by: Mr. Apple on February 09, 2012, 02:40:52 pm
Competitive, urban, laxative eating contest. x_x
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Post by: Mortuest on February 09, 2012, 10:51:06 pm
Mobbed by a hoard of Microsofties for not using the acronym C.U.L.E.
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Post by: victorwolf on February 10, 2012, 10:56:33 am
death by sticking your thing into a light socket to see what would happen
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Post by: Mortuest on February 10, 2012, 04:26:06 pm
I would too!

Death by electrocution because you were holding my hand while I was doing it
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Post by: Gauthar on February 10, 2012, 05:30:02 pm
death by thinking the rabid wolverine just needed a hug
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Post by: victorwolf on February 10, 2012, 08:34:33 pm
death for showering in liquid nitrogen
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Post by: Mortuest on February 10, 2012, 08:38:01 pm
Death by tribble inhalation.
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Post by: victorwolf on February 10, 2012, 08:44:34 pm
death by random bullet falling out the sky
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Post by: Mortuest on February 10, 2012, 10:02:51 pm
Death by furpiling with hippos!
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Post by: victorwolf on February 10, 2012, 10:27:30 pm
death from getting punched in the face by the hulk
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Post by: Mortuest on February 10, 2012, 10:50:17 pm
Death by choking on a smurf
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Post by: Avor on February 11, 2012, 05:24:10 am
Beat to death by nerf weapons/
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Post by: Mortuest on February 11, 2012, 10:24:57 am
death by eating too much broccoli.
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Post by: Mikhowl on February 11, 2012, 11:30:20 am
Whilst learning how to draw a man will sneak up behind you and stab you to death with your pencil.

*shakes head and whimpers* oh, humans today...
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Post by: victorwolf on February 11, 2012, 12:08:49 pm
death by poison darts all over your body
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Post by: Gauthar on February 12, 2012, 01:34:24 am
death by jumping off a bridge after a dollar
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Post by: victorwolf on February 12, 2012, 05:03:53 am
death from acid shower
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on February 12, 2012, 12:45:10 pm
Death from inhalation of unicorn farts.
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Post by: victorwolf on February 12, 2012, 01:50:35 pm
death by bb gun misfire to the eyes
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Post by: Necro on February 12, 2012, 02:53:50 pm
death by nyan cat headache... >:)
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Post by: Mikhowl on February 12, 2012, 04:41:40 pm
Wooden steak through the arm. Which attracts all the wild predatory animals...

How would they know it's not real steak? They don't watch television!
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Post by: Kobuk on February 12, 2012, 05:27:41 pm
Death from inhalation of unicorn farts.

Try to keep the posts to a PG rating, please. Thanks.
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Post by: Necro on February 12, 2012, 07:55:00 pm
death by..... self inflicted frustration....
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on February 12, 2012, 07:58:13 pm
Death by midget wars.
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Post by: Gauthar on February 12, 2012, 10:28:30 pm
death by becoming alive and having realized your lungs and heart were removed long ago you instantly die
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Post by: Kobuk on February 12, 2012, 10:56:56 pm
^ Died when you were captured by the military and taken to a secret base where you were experimented on, then dissected to find out what makes you "tick".  x_x
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Post by: BeckyL97 on February 13, 2012, 04:21:19 am
Died because you were eaten by my army of rabbit mutant bunnies.
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on February 13, 2012, 04:45:59 pm
[Well, well, Kobuk, that sure sounds PG13! Lol, just sayin.]


Death by getting hit by a coughing redneck's tooth.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on February 13, 2012, 11:23:46 pm
Smothered in a silo of Brach's Bridge Mix.
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Post by: Katra on February 14, 2012, 12:38:59 am
^ Fell into well.
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Post by: victorwolf on February 14, 2012, 11:04:47 am
death by being to white in the ghetto
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Post by: Mortuest on February 15, 2012, 10:20:30 am
Death by eating rabbid mutant bunnies.
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on February 15, 2012, 06:40:22 pm
Death by chance meeting with Voldemort at the grocery store
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Post by: Mortuest on February 15, 2012, 07:11:52 pm
Death by eating Voldemort's moldy wart.
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Post by: victorwolf on February 16, 2012, 10:56:27 am
death by looking at madusa
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Post by: Mortuest on February 16, 2012, 04:07:36 pm
Death by popcorn avalanche
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Post by: Mikhowl on February 16, 2012, 05:11:40 pm
Dead because your bicycle was struck by lightning
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Post by: victorwolf on February 17, 2012, 09:28:44 pm
death by having a parachute with an anvil in it, and jumping not know it was in there
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Post by: Gauthar on February 18, 2012, 03:12:11 am
death by being an organ donor getting a cold and doctors put you down to harvest
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Post by: victorwolf on February 18, 2012, 09:27:18 am
death by touching my infected organs and you get the plague
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Post by: Mikhowl on February 18, 2012, 10:46:50 am
Death by drowning in a sea of gravy.
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Post by: victorwolf on February 18, 2012, 01:25:17 pm
death by getting caught under a street sweeper
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Post by: Gauthar on February 21, 2012, 03:55:20 am
death by rabid koala bear
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Post by: Mikhowl on February 21, 2012, 11:16:29 pm
Death by rapids
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Post by: Mortuest on February 22, 2012, 01:21:58 am
Death from consuming dust bunnies.
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Post by: Mikhowl on February 22, 2012, 08:57:29 am
Death by rabies
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Post by: Ice Sage on February 22, 2012, 07:40:22 pm
Death by a rampaging mutant ant.
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Post by: Katra on February 23, 2012, 12:02:02 am
Pounded to death by giant hailstones.
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Post by: Gauthar on February 23, 2012, 02:59:45 am
death by having a tornado go through your area and launching a corndog through your chest stick first
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Post by: Mikhowl on February 23, 2012, 10:28:57 am
Death by suffocating in a sea of cotton candy
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Post by: victorwolf on February 23, 2012, 10:49:39 am
death by getting beat up by angry unicycleists
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Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on March 21, 2012, 01:06:15 pm
Kiled by Binky the Clown...
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 22, 2012, 07:09:05 pm
death by firecracker in pie that turned out to be dynamite in pie! :3
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Post by: Wanderer on March 22, 2012, 08:57:12 pm
Death by sexy sports car explosion  :goldlaugh:

Ha
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 22, 2012, 08:58:35 pm
Death by shrapnel from the sexy car!!! Ha HA!
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Post by: Wanderer on March 22, 2012, 09:10:34 pm
Death by falling 200,000,000 miles down to earth.
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 22, 2012, 09:15:10 pm
*Gasps* Death by being grabbed by me as I fall and use you as a cushion!!
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Post by: Wanderer on March 22, 2012, 09:20:48 pm
If im going down i am doing as much tricks and flips as possible.

Death by getting slammed in the head by my boot as we fall. Not on purpose of course
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 22, 2012, 09:27:55 pm
Yeah, yeah, yeah... Now you step away and find youself in a mine field! Muahahaha!! >:D
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Post by: Wanderer on March 22, 2012, 09:29:28 pm
And you are with me  HA
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 22, 2012, 09:31:33 pm
Oh, but I planted the mines so I know where to go! HEHEHE!!! Then a grenade falls on you!!! From a plane that falls next to you and sets off all of the mines you are near, and all the passengers escape safely!!
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Post by: Wanderer on March 22, 2012, 09:33:20 pm
As i fly through the smoke i nock into you sending you head first into your own mine.
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 22, 2012, 09:39:12 pm
I scream so loud it makes the bomb unhook and doesn't splode but you find out your standing on a boobie trap and get dragged away in a net by angry random villiage peoples!!
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Post by: Wanderer on March 22, 2012, 09:47:49 pm
Then i tell them you stole teir cupcakes. They chase you with torches and pitchforks till you fall into a canyon
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 22, 2012, 10:08:39 pm
Eeep! I use a slingshot to whap you in the head with a rock before I his the ground, though!!! :D
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Post by: Wanderer on March 22, 2012, 10:22:39 pm
I catch it and push a boulder down in your direction
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 22, 2012, 10:56:19 pm
I climb on top of the boulder and let in fall under me and land awesomely! Then fly back up and pouncehug you! But I accidentally knock you into a hole!
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Post by: Wanderer on March 22, 2012, 10:57:48 pm
So then we hug each other into oblivion
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 22, 2012, 10:59:28 pm
OUCHY!!! I didn't want to fall into a hole!!! EEEK!! But you fall before me and I fly away, therfore, I win!! *Throws arms in the air and dances away with my pie!*
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Post by: Wanderer on March 22, 2012, 11:00:53 pm
I pull a mcgyver and make a blowgun out of a rock and hit you with a dart. I later climb out of the hole
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 22, 2012, 11:03:28 pm
*Falls* Comes back out and covers you in some random quick drying cement!
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Post by: Wanderer on March 22, 2012, 11:04:20 pm
Turns into hulk and smashes through cement and flicks you into the air
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 22, 2012, 11:06:16 pm
Shrieks! Flys back with this awesome sword you flung me near and attacks you! Then eats a slice of pie!
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Post by: Wanderer on March 22, 2012, 11:16:44 pm
Chokes on pie.

Betrayed by the one thing you love MUA AH AH AH AHH
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 22, 2012, 11:22:19 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Pie? How could you?!?! Throws fork at you so you die too! Ha ha HA!
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Post by: Jet on March 23, 2012, 12:33:59 am
fail a pouncehug......on the empire state building...........at the top.......I think you see where I'm going with this......
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Post by: SHEPARD_DOG on March 23, 2012, 12:43:19 am
a fate wors than deth 9 hours of windos tec suport via cell phone
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 23, 2012, 12:58:45 am
Haha! funny. But anyways, you get attacked by a chibi kitten from space and fall into the mine pit!
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Post by: Juno on March 23, 2012, 05:42:16 am
Dies in a gun fight with Nic Cage. although they slay Mr Cage in the duel, cage being the sneaky sneak that he is, managed to slip a slow acting poision into DDs drink prior...
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Post by: Wanderer on March 23, 2012, 06:47:01 am
Deah by flying monkeys
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 23, 2012, 11:10:13 am
Death by confusion of the demon who turns to attack all of you with exploding pie!! :D
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Post by: Gauthar on March 23, 2012, 11:36:27 am
death by choking on a hairball
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 23, 2012, 12:01:21 pm
Death by angry ants!
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Post by: Wanderer on March 23, 2012, 05:56:26 pm
Death by cataclysmic explosion from your own pie.

P.S. you really like pies dont you?  :goldthpt:
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Post by: victorwolf on March 23, 2012, 08:04:50 pm
death by smiling to much XD
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 23, 2012, 08:09:28 pm
Death by angry waffle eating bees!
Wanderer> I love PIE! But, I don't eat it all the time, I just love it 'cause one of my fave shows has brought pie to the attention of everybody!! :3
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Post by: victorwolf on March 23, 2012, 08:12:11 pm
death by many paper cuts from money
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Post by: Kobuk on March 23, 2012, 08:18:35 pm
^ Dies when you try and re-enact the famous voyage of the Titanic across the Atlantic Ocean on the 100th anniversary date, but your ship also hits an iceberg in the same spot that the Titanic sank and you drown due to not being able to reach a lifeboat. How ironic.  :P
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 23, 2012, 08:20:29 pm
Death by chocolate mocha latte's that you stoled but you stole one that was poisoned and died!!! Aaaaah! And I died of boredom from you bringing up Titanic... I'm sorry if I offended anyone, but I COULD NOT watch that movie all the way through! :-[
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Post by: victorwolf on March 23, 2012, 08:22:58 pm
death by having a poker tournament on the top of the space needle and falling off
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 23, 2012, 08:30:57 pm
Death my me falling on you! and then dancin' on your head! MUAHAHAHA!
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Post by: victorwolf on March 23, 2012, 08:37:21 pm
death by being forced to watch the titanic 50 thousand times *even more evil laughter* muahahahaha (: :)
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Post by: Jet on March 23, 2012, 08:42:18 pm
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Post by: victorwolf on March 23, 2012, 08:43:47 pm
death by bigfoot stepping on you
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 23, 2012, 08:51:12 pm
Death by big foot eatin' you out of boredom!!
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Post by: victorwolf on March 23, 2012, 08:56:29 pm
death by having low grades in the assassins guild and they kill you for it
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Post by: Wanderer on March 23, 2012, 08:58:13 pm
Death by joining the experimental parachute club
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 23, 2012, 09:01:43 pm
Death by your only good parachute catching on fire from flying angry birds that spit flames from face and has laser eyes!! :D
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Post by: victorwolf on March 23, 2012, 09:03:39 pm
death by Amaterasu to the face
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 23, 2012, 09:06:02 pm
Death by confusion! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :3
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Post by: victorwolf on March 23, 2012, 09:08:17 pm
death by not knowing the anime naruto so he takes a rasengan and hits you in the gut
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Post by: Wanderer on March 23, 2012, 09:16:50 pm
Death by throwing stars
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 23, 2012, 09:23:38 pm
Death by throwing daggers that pin yous to the wall! Then you are slapped with pie!
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Post by: Wanderer on March 23, 2012, 09:24:52 pm
Death by pie lattong on your eye and falling of a cliff because you were in pain.
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 23, 2012, 09:31:32 pm
EEEEk! Death because I found my slingshot and shot you again! (Didn't this happen before!?)
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Post by: Wanderer on March 23, 2012, 10:03:02 pm
Death by deja veu
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 23, 2012, 10:14:08 pm
Ooh! Death by getting whapped on the side of the head with a banana!!
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Post by: Wanderer on March 23, 2012, 10:22:08 pm
Death by banana peel that you slipped on
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 23, 2012, 10:34:34 pm
death by me kicking you far away because of the fall!
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Post by: victorwolf on March 23, 2012, 10:38:55 pm
death by the wabbajack's unpredictable effects, and you get blasted with a giant fireball
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Post by: Wanderer on March 23, 2012, 10:46:26 pm
Death by falling space debris. You were killed by a falling toilet seat
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Post by: victorwolf on March 23, 2012, 10:47:49 pm
death by genjutsu
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Post by: Wanderer on March 23, 2012, 10:48:34 pm
Death by imploding brain
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Post by: victorwolf on March 23, 2012, 10:53:17 pm
death by the hipnotoad controlling you
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Post by: Wanderer on March 23, 2012, 10:54:04 pm
Death by hipnotoad telling me to kill you
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Post by: victorwolf on March 23, 2012, 10:57:21 pm
death by Dr. Zoiberg operating on you
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Post by: Wanderer on March 23, 2012, 11:02:03 pm
Death by too many futurama references
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Post by: victorwolf on March 23, 2012, 11:04:23 pm
death by one of peter's shenanigans
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 23, 2012, 11:05:36 pm
Death by following in Brians steps and drinking yourself to death! :3
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Post by: Wanderer on March 23, 2012, 11:06:16 pm
Death by zombie
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Post by: victorwolf on March 23, 2012, 11:08:05 pm
death by the grim reaper giving you a high five
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Post by: Wanderer on March 23, 2012, 11:12:51 pm
Death by being in a cataclysmic explosion from your toaster
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Post by: victorwolf on March 24, 2012, 03:46:46 pm
death from falling on a bamboo pole
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Post by: Wanderer on March 24, 2012, 06:50:21 pm
Death by elephant sitting on you
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Post by: victorwolf on March 24, 2012, 08:35:57 pm
death by the ultimate techno (satin's jackhammer) not sure if it still exsists
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Post by: Katra on March 24, 2012, 10:05:41 pm
Crushed by falling banana tree.
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Post by: victorwolf on March 25, 2012, 12:26:21 pm
eaten by orochimaru
Title: Death by being in a cataclysmic explosion from your toaster
Post by: SHEPARD_DOG on March 25, 2012, 07:36:12 pm
"Death by being in a cataclysmic explosion from your toaster"
 :o abord the toast!!!! :D
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Post by: SHEPARD_DOG on March 25, 2012, 07:39:51 pm
disarming land mine with face :-[
*boom* :D
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Post by: ChristopherLion on March 25, 2012, 07:51:50 pm
Went into the lion's den without being Danual.
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Post by: victorwolf on March 25, 2012, 08:01:09 pm
death by bear traps falling all over you
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Post by: Wanderer on March 25, 2012, 08:05:05 pm
Death from falling space tomatos
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Post by: victorwolf on March 25, 2012, 08:07:57 pm
death by kunai to the face
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Post by: Wanderer on March 25, 2012, 08:26:30 pm
Death by shuriken to the gut
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Post by: Hashira on March 25, 2012, 08:47:18 pm
Death by my pure awesomeness.
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Post by: Wanderer on March 25, 2012, 09:19:38 pm
Death by Red Panda Hug of Awesomeness.
*sssssqqqqqquuuuuueeeeeezzzzzzeeeeeee.........POP*

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Post by: SHEPARD_DOG on March 25, 2012, 09:35:49 pm
deth by bad gas *fart*
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Post by: Hashira on March 25, 2012, 09:45:39 pm


.sdrawkcab ecnetnes siht daer ot gnivah yb htaeD
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Post by: Jet on March 25, 2012, 09:58:38 pm
? Death by the incomprehensibility of your own words.
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Post by: Wanderer on March 25, 2012, 10:04:18 pm
Death by exploding pencil
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Post by: Hashira on March 25, 2012, 10:26:39 pm
Death by a spontaneously combusting pen.
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Post by: SHEPARD_DOG on March 25, 2012, 11:50:34 pm
she blinded you with science...and salfiric acid
*runs down hall skreming*
(WAAAAaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!)
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Post by: victorwolf on March 26, 2012, 10:52:41 am
death from endlessly falling down the up escalator
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Post by: Wanderer on March 26, 2012, 01:54:10 pm
Death by rock flying at you
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 26, 2012, 07:33:06 pm
Death by rock missing and bouncing off and hitting you! :3
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Post by: Jet on March 26, 2012, 08:14:03 pm
Death by an angel (lol play on your name)
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Post by: Wanderer on March 26, 2012, 10:02:47 pm
Death by glowsticks. Haha betrayal by the thongs you love.
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 27, 2012, 03:42:54 pm
Death by thongs! You totally misspelled things in ur last post! 
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Post by: SHEPARD_DOG on March 27, 2012, 05:37:50 pm
deth by staling grad you gramerNAZI
http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/battle_of_stalingrad.htm (http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/battle_of_stalingrad.htm)
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Post by: Wanderer on March 27, 2012, 08:01:15 pm
Death by flaming zepplin
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Post by: Vulpes Fuscus on March 27, 2012, 08:05:38 pm
Death by waffles shaped like shurikens
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Post by: Wanderer on March 27, 2012, 08:07:08 pm
Death by choking an shuriken waffles
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Post by: Katra on March 27, 2012, 09:58:18 pm
Managed to drown in pitcher of root beer.
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Post by: Jet on March 27, 2012, 10:22:24 pm
Surpassed the height requirements on a roller coaster, but went on anyways. Nuff Said..
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Post by: Wanderer on March 28, 2012, 06:17:48 am
Fell out of your harness bungee jumping
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Post by: Vulpes Fuscus on March 28, 2012, 07:05:28 am
Death by weight that says '10t' on it.....it weighs 4 ounces
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Post by: victorwolf on March 28, 2012, 11:02:12 am
death by being on the wall when the coolaid man busts through it
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Post by: Vulpes Fuscus on March 28, 2012, 11:59:23 am
Death by stay puft marshmallow man
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 28, 2012, 03:58:19 pm
No death to you because that was funny. But... DEATH TO SHEPARD DOG! I ARE NOT A nasty nazi.....
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Post by: Katra on March 28, 2012, 06:12:07 pm
Crushed by giant pie.
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Post by: Hashira on March 28, 2012, 06:46:39 pm
Shoved into a giant oven which really is a disco lounge where only aliens and rice farmers dance abd perform a backwards version of Staying Alive. All at once broken computer headsets, dirty rulers, and scraps of burnt tires are pelting you from all directions until you die.
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Post by: Wanderer on March 28, 2012, 08:00:47 pm
Death by speaking to much
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Post by: Hashira on March 28, 2012, 08:14:20 pm
Death by laying in bead only to find out strands of cheese are pinning you down to it. Suddenly, the bed you are in sinks into the ground that has opened up like a door under you, and you descend into a dark cavern with little green people on the walls talking Russian to each other. Then, you finally reach the bottom where a 1974 alarm clock jumps into your nose and deeps you to death inside your brain.
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Post by: Vulpes Fuscus on March 29, 2012, 01:14:41 am
Death by ox (shortest thing I could think of)
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 29, 2012, 11:25:40 am
Death by falling space debris! :3
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Post by: Vulpes Fuscus on March 29, 2012, 11:42:28 am
Death by floating space debris
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Post by: victorwolf on March 29, 2012, 12:45:33 pm
death by falling tree
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Post by: DarkDemon on March 29, 2012, 03:30:12 pm
Death by angering a kitten by not petting him so he suffocates you with his fluffiness. :3
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Post by: Wanderer on March 29, 2012, 06:31:50 pm
Death by explodin pie
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Post by: victorwolf on March 30, 2012, 11:08:50 am
death by being in a room with no ventalation and painting all the wall with no mask
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Post by: Wanderer on March 30, 2012, 09:55:15 pm
Death from typing yourself into oblivion.
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Post by: Vulpes Fuscus on March 30, 2012, 11:51:49 pm
Floor is lava! Death by me using a cheap trick to win an argument
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Post by: Wanderer on March 31, 2012, 09:32:58 pm
Death by usong the greatest most deadly game on earth. THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!!!!!!
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on April 01, 2012, 09:31:20 pm
Excessive sneezing after crashing into a spice factory on a turbine-powered titanium unicycle while fleeing from zombie lemmings.
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Post by: Alsek on April 01, 2012, 09:48:33 pm
Resisted the Borg.  They were immediately Annihilated.
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Post by: Wanderer on April 01, 2012, 10:06:00 pm
The flesh and blood you seek to destroy will dismantle you and use you to make toilets.
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Post by: Alsek on April 01, 2012, 10:16:19 pm
Will die from Tetanus from said toilets.
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Post by: Mylo on April 01, 2012, 10:31:38 pm
ROBOTS
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Post by: victorwolf on April 03, 2012, 11:12:24 am
death by hunters in the forrest when you are camping
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Post by: Bane_enaK on April 03, 2012, 11:43:40 am
You will die by getting chomped like that piece of pizza from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
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Post by: Gauthar on April 03, 2012, 01:39:48 pm
you will die from having a nightmare where you are falling and forget to wake up before hitting the ground. your mind making it real you die irl
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Post by: Cirocco the Silver Fox on April 03, 2012, 05:09:06 pm
You will die by reenacting the climatic conclusion of the beloved children's book "Curious George and the High Voltage Fence".
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Post by: Wanderer on April 03, 2012, 08:35:34 pm
You will die by consuming a raw fish while on a space voyage while simultaneously singing "she'll be comin round the mountain" and riding a unicycle.
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Post by: victorwolf on April 04, 2012, 10:06:44 am
death by unwillingness to perform fire dances with some chicks and you catch fire
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Post by: Wanderer on April 04, 2012, 04:43:01 pm
Death by falling toilet
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Post by: victorwolf on April 06, 2012, 06:20:24 pm
death by air plane ripping apart and landing on your house, just yours
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Post by: Wanderer on April 06, 2012, 09:14:40 pm
Death by parachute malfunction.
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Post by: ChristopherLion on April 07, 2012, 08:11:30 am
You investigate a parked semi because you smell honey.  Turns out its transporting bees.  KILLER BEES!
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Post by: Wanderer on April 07, 2012, 08:50:49 am
You go to investigate a cockroach infestation and find their leader. You are the first victim of their uprising.
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Post by: victorwolf on April 08, 2012, 03:09:09 pm
death by sleeping on a bed of fire ants thinking they were grass late at night.
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Post by: Wanderer on April 08, 2012, 09:46:20 pm
Death by implosion of your bellybutton
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Post by: DarkDemon on April 10, 2012, 01:22:37 am
Death by someone telling you that you can fly and, in your idiocy, you jump off of a big building. Slowly realizing, "I cannot fly." AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! :P (:
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Post by: Wanderer on April 10, 2012, 06:23:00 am
Death by jumping with me
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Post by: Katra on April 10, 2012, 12:25:03 pm
Got lost at sea in small boat.
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Post by: victorwolf on April 11, 2012, 10:59:47 am
death by eating to much chocolate
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Post by: Wanderer on April 11, 2012, 09:54:23 pm
Death by internal combustion of your spleen.
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Post by: DarkDemon on April 12, 2012, 03:33:16 pm
Death by being too close to the imploding spleen and going kablooey with it! (:
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Post by: Wanderer on April 12, 2012, 08:59:02 pm
Death by bone shrapnel from my flying spleenplodin body
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Post by: DarkDemon on April 12, 2012, 11:02:38 pm
*gasp* you die cause of kamakaze dragonflies being angry cause they are genetically altered to be ten times your size! Mua ha ha ha ha!
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Post by: Wanderer on April 12, 2012, 11:35:51 pm
Death by watching in amazement as i jump onto the creatures back and slam a pie of doom into its face.
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Post by: DarkDemon on April 12, 2012, 11:50:48 pm
Death by being awesomer than me with the pie throwing capabilities! :3
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Post by: Wanderer on April 13, 2012, 06:24:45 am
Death from me teaching you epic pie abilities.
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Post by: DarkDemon on April 13, 2012, 11:26:41 am
Instead of Death from Above, death from below! The thingies from that old movie Tremors! :3
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Post by: Wanderer on April 13, 2012, 04:33:46 pm
Death by epic movie syndrome
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Post by: DarkDemon on April 14, 2012, 03:02:42 pm
Death by being pouncehugged by an elephant!
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Post by: Wanderer on April 14, 2012, 05:41:05 pm
death by being sat on by said elephant
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Post by: Hashira on April 15, 2012, 11:34:39 pm
Death by being forced into a tiny compact cookie jar where you are crushed and broken down into a mushy red and hair substance inside the jar
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Post by: Reverb on April 15, 2012, 11:36:11 pm
Death by pouncehug
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Post by: Hashira on April 15, 2012, 11:37:48 pm
Death by the awesomeness of the huge crowd we have when we form our future band
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Post by: Reverb on April 15, 2012, 11:41:34 pm
Death by Chuck Norris
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Post by: Hashira on April 15, 2012, 11:45:04 pm
Death by being kidnapped, dressed as a clown, thrown off a plane into a stampede of genetically enhanced platapie ridden by Lego people with crazy black hats on while each Lego person is derping, and dressed as the opposite gender while singing the song "Doo Doo Is A Bad Word"
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Post by: Gauthar on April 16, 2012, 01:07:14 am
death by the body of reverb falling upon you as you were releasing the platapie
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Post by: victorwolf on April 16, 2012, 07:50:55 am
death from to much coal from santa
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Post by: Katra on April 16, 2012, 08:55:41 pm
Victim of a boat ride wrong turn - over a waterfall.
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Post by: Hashira on April 16, 2012, 09:17:58 pm
Death by getting your fingers stuck in a bowling ball as you throw it down the lane. You glut down with the ball, smash your face into the floor and get a serious brain injury, then you collide into the pins, get a strike, then the thingy that takes the pins squashes you and turns you into pins.
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Post by: Wanderer on April 16, 2012, 09:19:18 pm
Death by rebounding pin from your statement.
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Post by: Hashira on April 16, 2012, 09:20:27 pm
Death by starving on your wondering adventures
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Post by: Wanderer on April 16, 2012, 09:22:45 pm
Death by pulling trigger of your own gun.

(wondering? So i thought myself to death?)
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Post by: victorwolf on April 17, 2012, 05:47:38 pm
death from voodoo doll overdose
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Post by: Flyntz on April 17, 2012, 10:08:17 pm
Death by falling on toxic waste...
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Post by: Wanderer on April 17, 2012, 10:14:06 pm
Death from epic skydive while having your face implode.
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Post by: victorwolf on April 18, 2012, 08:27:54 am
death from drowning in a water bottle
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Post by: Wanderer on April 18, 2012, 10:06:38 pm
Death by walking out of a submarine's exit while submerged.
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Post by: victorwolf on April 19, 2012, 10:52:38 am
death by pushing the (do not press) button
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Post by: DarkDemon on April 19, 2012, 07:13:43 pm
Death by not pressing the big blinking button! EVERYONE knows that buttons are to be pressed! :3
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Post by: Wanderer on April 19, 2012, 08:09:27 pm
Death by pressing the red throbbing pie.
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Post by: DarkDemon on April 19, 2012, 08:50:18 pm
Death from the pie shrapnel when I jump out of the way! Muahahaha!
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Post by: Gauthar on April 19, 2012, 10:06:19 pm
death by jumping head first into a bunch or dirty syringes [that'll learn ya to jump from the shrapnel ]
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Post by: Wanderer on April 19, 2012, 10:25:16 pm
Death by spontanious combustion. (that'll teach ya to just stand around)
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Post by: Gauthar on April 20, 2012, 12:34:46 am
death by me latching onto you as I burn
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Post by: Wanderer on April 20, 2012, 06:19:55 am
Death by falling with me off a cliff while we burn.
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Post by: DarkDemon on April 20, 2012, 07:46:20 am
Death because I dropped a rock on you both to make you fall faster!
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Post by: victorwolf on April 22, 2012, 05:11:52 pm
death from eating my piousness monkshood pie
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Post by: DarkDemon on April 22, 2012, 06:42:02 pm
Death by me attacking you as a werewolf! :goldbloody: That stuff is wolfsbane, dude! :3
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Post by: Wanderer on April 22, 2012, 09:23:52 pm
Death by endless pie syndrome. You cannot stop making pies and you work yourself to death
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Post by: DarkDemon on April 22, 2012, 09:47:19 pm
Death because this is true! But you also die because of me having to make you eat every pie I ever made, therefore you gets fat like a house cat and die of old age! Oh... now I miss my kitty... :'(
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on April 22, 2012, 09:50:30 pm
Death because of the lack of brain-pies. Now le zombie will eat your brains instead.
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Post by: DarkDemon on April 22, 2012, 09:52:47 pm
Aaaah! Zombies! Death by me learning how to kill you things by being a nerd and reading the Graphic Novel, The Walking Dead. *swats ur head with a sword and laughs all evil like!* :3
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Post by: Katra on April 22, 2012, 09:57:28 pm
Crushed to death by mass pouncehug.
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on April 22, 2012, 09:59:03 pm
Banned for assuming I'm some normal grunty walking dead, and not the super-mutated undead that was magically created and given the powers of regeneration!! -yanks sword from head and leaps at you- Dinner!!!
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Post by: DarkDemon on April 22, 2012, 10:01:32 pm
Death by being hit with poisoned-by-acid pie! *sizzley sounds now come from yur face!* MUAHA HA HA HA HA! :D
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on April 22, 2012, 10:18:33 pm
GRAAHHH!! Death by raging acid-eaten zombie! Trust me, that's a lot scarier than a normal zombie!! -lunges at you with sword, sinking it into your chest.. until I realize its made of rubber-
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Post by: Wanderer on April 22, 2012, 10:25:58 pm
Death by nuke *click* ha i win mua ha ha ha ha ha
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Post by: DarkDemon on April 22, 2012, 10:27:27 pm
Death because now we are just radioactive and mad! :3
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Post by: Wanderer on April 22, 2012, 10:33:58 pm
Death by trying to chase that which does not exist
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Post by: DarkDemon on April 22, 2012, 10:40:13 pm
If you don't exist shouldn't you have been on that dr.pepper comercial with santa and the easter bunneh! Death by  me making you remeber that stupid comercial! :3
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on April 22, 2012, 10:49:37 pm
Death by manic Santa and Easter bunny
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Post by: DarkDemon on April 23, 2012, 12:30:00 am
No! Too much Chocolate! Joking, you can NEVER have too much chocolate! :3 Oh yeah, death by not enough chcolate!
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on April 23, 2012, 01:48:42 am
... Aren't you a wolf? Isn't chocolate fatal to canines..??

Death by being squashed by a giant bar of chocolate XD
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Post by: DarkDemon on April 23, 2012, 07:24:33 am
Yes, but someone once said that since anthros are more like hoomans than just animals, it's good! :3 plus, it could be doggy chocolate! Death by chocolate PIE! :3
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Post by: victorwolf on April 23, 2012, 10:46:22 am
death by ultimate paper cuts
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on April 23, 2012, 02:06:11 pm
Death by running into a stumbling mummy
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Post by: Hashira on April 23, 2012, 05:18:42 pm
Death by holding in urine too long so it travels up your intestines and kills you eventually and it can actually happen =.=
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on April 23, 2012, 06:06:32 pm
Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeewwwwwwwwww gross

Death by too much revulsion
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Post by: DarkDemon on April 23, 2012, 08:16:37 pm
Hurls mai throwin' knives at you! Therefore this makes you, not dead because you already are, but at least you is stuck to a wall! HAHA! :3
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Post by: Hashira on April 23, 2012, 10:05:38 pm
You slip on the worlds most realistic rat made of Indonesian butter and you land on your back breaking several bones and your nerve cord in your back. Paralyzed, you watch as the butter rat slips down the hall and another person slips on it. The rat slips back and your direction and splits you in half at extremely high speeds.
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Post by: Wanderer on April 23, 2012, 10:11:48 pm
Death by assassins bullet
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Post by: DarkDemon on April 24, 2012, 07:23:50 am
(ouchie! PieDemon has a booboo! :'( ) death by 'FIRIN' MAI LASAAAAR!' :3  :D
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on April 24, 2012, 01:40:23 pm
-wuuub wuuub woopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop WUBBB--

Sorry!! I know's a dub with that phrase in it XD

Death by overwhelming bass lines that melt your brain
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on April 24, 2012, 03:52:14 pm
Death by ill-fitting corsetry. <can't breathe>
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Post by: DarkDemon on April 24, 2012, 05:04:34 pm
Death by putting that image in my head and me attacking yous for it! :3
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Post by: Hashira on April 24, 2012, 07:36:19 pm
Death by accidentally inverting gravity sending you sky high, then reverting gravity to make you fall back and *SPLAT!*
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Post by: DarkDemon on April 24, 2012, 08:19:47 pm
Death because I fell on you! :3
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Post by: Hashira on April 24, 2012, 08:21:03 pm
Death because I had a knife on me that stabbed you when you fell on me!
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on April 24, 2012, 08:38:31 pm
Death by meteor crash
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Post by: Wanderer on April 24, 2012, 10:33:36 pm
Death by zombie vaccine. Therefore you will LIVE!!!
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Post by: Gauthar on April 24, 2012, 11:37:45 pm
death by her turning back to the living, turns insane for doing it without consent, rips off your tail freezes it and beats you to death with it
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on April 25, 2012, 01:54:37 am
death by standing in the way of my insane wrath, and being clubbed with wanderer's frozen tail
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Post by: victorwolf on April 25, 2012, 10:54:39 am
death from my werewolf geting loose and killing everyone
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Post by: Gauthar on April 26, 2012, 02:23:08 am
death from me having rabies and when the werewolf killed me got it and went insane killing you
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Post by: Wanderer on April 26, 2012, 10:47:15 pm
Death by cataclysmic explosion that destroys all life created by a bagel in a toaster
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on April 27, 2012, 12:46:22 am
Death by sneezing with your eyes open
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Post by: victorwolf on April 27, 2012, 10:55:24 am
death from zombie haters when you were walking down the street
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Post by: Wanderer on April 27, 2012, 10:10:16 pm
Death by being a zom hater
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Post by: DarkDemon on April 27, 2012, 11:25:54 pm
Death by a million spam comments and posts from stupid things on the computer!!! :D Man I hate those things.... >:(
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Post by: Wanderer on April 28, 2012, 09:58:58 am
Death by splodin computer
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Post by: Gauthar on April 28, 2012, 02:07:56 pm
death by jumping off a roof on a pogo sticking and the pogo stick gets out of your grasp pelting you in the face insta killing ya with a snapped neck
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Post by: Wanderer on April 28, 2012, 04:32:12 pm
Death by watching an awesome movie thatyour mind cannot comprehend
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Post by: Katra on April 30, 2012, 09:47:31 pm
Attempted to pouncehug a shark.
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Post by: victorwolf on May 01, 2012, 10:57:43 am
death from thinking you could fly with cardbord wings
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Post by: Wanderer on May 01, 2012, 04:22:17 pm
Death from a chimp
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on May 01, 2012, 04:30:26 pm
Death by a chump
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Post by: Flyntz on May 01, 2012, 04:39:39 pm
Death by falling into the eternal fire pit!
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Post by: Gauthar on May 02, 2012, 02:51:37 pm
death by her dragging you with her
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Post by: Katra on May 02, 2012, 07:20:33 pm
Run over by speeding Great Dane.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on May 02, 2012, 11:08:11 pm
Crushed by an oversized Danish pastry.
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Post by: victorwolf on May 03, 2012, 10:50:39 am
death from getting the itis
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on May 03, 2012, 01:38:59 pm
Death by moustache suffocation

(http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/b/0/0/88/7/AAAAC8GRoBQAAAAAAIh65A.jpg?v=1258587641000)
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Post by: victorwolf on May 03, 2012, 04:19:07 pm
death from a bear named pedro
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Post by: DarkDemon on May 04, 2012, 06:51:17 pm
Death because because the potato pulled a gun on you!!! :D
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Post by: Gauthar on May 05, 2012, 01:40:16 am
death from Raul Scytheblade when you went to hug him and he used his tentacles to fling you off a building
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Post by: Tyrannus The Demon on May 05, 2012, 02:12:58 am
Death by godzilla stomping >:3
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Post by: Gauthar on May 05, 2012, 03:08:59 am
death cause you godzilla after stomping me shot flames out and burned you and the rest of the city XD
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Post by: Wanderer on May 05, 2012, 11:06:19 pm
Death by relentlessly beating your own self in the kidney.
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Post by: McMajik on May 07, 2012, 05:55:52 am
Death because I'm a little careless with my steamroller
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Post by: typingwithpaws on May 07, 2012, 06:02:17 am
death from being too awesome  x_x
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Post by: McMajik on May 07, 2012, 06:50:53 am
death from being too awesome  x_x

Death from the ensuing explosion :p
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Post by: Katra on May 08, 2012, 07:31:21 pm
Massive carrot overdose.
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Post by: Gauthar on May 09, 2012, 02:20:36 am
death by carrot through the back of the head o.o
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Post by: McMajik on May 09, 2012, 02:22:42 am
Death sentence due to being found guilty of murder
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Post by: Wanderer on May 09, 2012, 09:05:45 pm
Death by being crushed by massive sumo wrestler while simoultaneously choking on a carrot.
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Post by: McMajik on May 11, 2012, 04:12:31 pm
Death by mistaking fiberglass insulation for candyfloss and eating it
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Post by: Necro on May 11, 2012, 08:34:51 pm
Death by boiling pepto bismo.
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Post by: Gauthar on May 12, 2012, 02:51:40 am
death from holding in your fart too long and it made you go pop
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Post by: DarkDemon on May 12, 2012, 11:09:08 am
death by being too near teh person goin' 'splodey!! :D
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Post by: Necro on May 12, 2012, 12:18:47 pm
death by smoking by a gas leak.
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Post by: DarkDemon on May 12, 2012, 04:41:23 pm
Death because I don't smoke! It clogs mai lungs!!! *Coughs and falls down* XP
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Post by: Wanderer on May 13, 2012, 09:56:36 pm
Death from falling down.
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Post by: Gauthar on May 14, 2012, 12:41:16 am
death from wandering out into traffic
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Post by: McMajik on May 14, 2012, 04:31:53 am
Death by a mysterious gardening accident
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Post by: Katra on May 14, 2012, 11:09:03 pm
Run over by lawnmower.
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Post by: Reverb on May 15, 2012, 09:02:23 am
Death by getting squashed by a panio
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Post by: victorwolf on May 15, 2012, 11:54:29 am
death from microwaving a lava lamp
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Post by: Gauthar on May 16, 2012, 01:43:55 am
death from microwaving an airbag and metal object that when you hit start blew up
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Post by: Wanderer on May 16, 2012, 10:45:02 pm
Death by being commited for witchcraft.
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Post by: Hashira on May 16, 2012, 11:10:18 pm
Abortion!
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Post by: Gauthar on May 17, 2012, 12:47:11 am
ouch really? XD bad carter

your death shall be strapped to a wheelchair and wheeled into traffic
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Post by: victorwolf on May 17, 2012, 12:01:27 pm
death from an air breathing shark with a chain saw
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Post by: McMajik on May 21, 2012, 06:35:12 am
Death from terminal imaginationitis
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Post by: victorwolf on May 21, 2012, 11:54:12 am
death from memory confusion cuaseing you to go insane in the membrane
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Post by: McMajik on May 21, 2012, 08:58:39 pm
Caught in the blast when my head explodes trying to read that
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Post by: Katra on May 22, 2012, 06:58:44 pm
Bad case of kaboom!
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Post by: Wanderer on May 22, 2012, 10:58:04 pm
Explosive hemroids.
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Post by: Jordie on May 24, 2012, 04:34:42 pm
Death by a flying falcon kick delivered by a crazy hobo.

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/184/542/hidden05_080222j-l.jpg?1318307667)
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Post by: Hashira on May 24, 2012, 10:02:51 pm
The limb of a tree that doesn't exist falls on you and you die.
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Post by: Wanderer on May 24, 2012, 11:40:40 pm
You have been shot into space by a pony and then eaten by moon zombies
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Post by: victorwolf on May 26, 2012, 07:02:44 pm
death from wandering into an active volcano
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Post by: Leeseetsa on May 26, 2012, 08:07:59 pm
Will die from..... Hmmmmm time to get creative....
Will die from suffocation cause accidentally by the 1001 kids you babysit. Simultaneously.
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Post by: Wanderer on May 26, 2012, 11:02:15 pm
Deat by falling asleep on a steamroller while being hit upside the head with children.
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Post by: victorwolf on May 26, 2012, 11:15:17 pm
suffocation from flaming feather atoms that simultaneously collapsed into themselves causing universal rebirth
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Post by: Leeseetsa on May 26, 2012, 11:16:42 pm
Death from random, unexplainable implosion. :P Sorry, dude...
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Post by: Wanderer on May 26, 2012, 11:19:10 pm
Death by reading a book that sucks you into an alternate dimension.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on May 26, 2012, 11:26:43 pm
Death from walking your legs off and bleeding out.
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Post by: victorwolf on May 26, 2012, 11:33:34 pm
death from a Jeffery
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Post by: Leeseetsa on May 26, 2012, 11:37:31 pm
(???  :o)
Death by flying squirles! :D There where so many that you suffocated. :3
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Post by: victorwolf on May 26, 2012, 11:51:25 pm
death from sleeping in a bears cave
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on May 26, 2012, 11:55:03 pm
Death from eating the bears' porridge.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on May 26, 2012, 11:55:37 pm
Death from sitting in all the bear's chairs!

(the post did some weird thing and replaced my three ?'s with a frownie face, but what is death by jeffery?)
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Post by: victorwolf on May 27, 2012, 12:07:05 am
death from elephant stampede


(Leeseetsa have you ever seen the movie 'get him to the greek')
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Post by: Leeseetsa on May 27, 2012, 12:22:24 am
(No.... Should I? @-@)

Death by arrow volly
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Post by: victorwolf on May 27, 2012, 12:32:28 am
death from a falling bullet from half way across the state

(if you watch the movie you'll find out what a jeffery is)
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Post by: Leeseetsa on May 27, 2012, 12:34:17 am
(ahh, okay :))
Death by wereshark
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Post by: victorwolf on May 27, 2012, 12:50:54 am
death from thinking an escaped cheetah from the zoo was the Cheetos's mascot
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Post by: Wanderer on May 27, 2012, 09:57:40 am
Death from going on a spiritual journey that leads you to cut out your own heart.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on May 27, 2012, 10:12:37 am
Death by not surviving the first monster encounter in SH1
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Post by: victorwolf on May 27, 2012, 12:45:43 pm
death from denying the fact that your friend got bit by a zombie, and your locked in the same room
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Post by: Leeseetsa on May 27, 2012, 12:53:42 pm
(No, Lauren! Why!!!! (actually, my friends have talked about it, and apparently I'd be the carrier/immune person.)

Death from skipping down the stairs, unsuccessfully.
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Post by: victorwolf on May 27, 2012, 12:58:10 pm
death from thinking you could juggle razor sharp knives on a tight rope a mile in the air
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Post by: Leeseetsa on May 27, 2012, 12:59:16 pm
Death by being trapped under a surfboard in water
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Post by: victorwolf on May 27, 2012, 01:03:14 pm
death from pushing the big red button in a power plant
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Post by: Leeseetsa on May 27, 2012, 01:12:48 pm
Death by having a demon whack you about, because you where too busy looking at the remains of the person that summoned it, telling the corps, "Dangit! I was gonna kill you!"
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Post by: victorwolf on May 27, 2012, 01:14:46 pm
death from the secret government torture program
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Post by: Hashira on May 27, 2012, 01:26:24 pm
Death by secret agents assassinating you for knowing about the secret government torture program   
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on May 27, 2012, 01:29:29 pm
death by helicopter (just imagine)
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Post by: Leeseetsa on May 27, 2012, 01:37:32 pm
Death via antidote
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Post by: victorwolf on May 27, 2012, 01:37:49 pm
death from over thinking a simple problem
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Post by: Mortuest on May 27, 2012, 01:39:38 pm
Death by tackle-hugging your own shaddow off a cliff.
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Post by: victorwolf on May 27, 2012, 01:40:57 pm
death from being turned inside out by a giant
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Post by: Leeseetsa on May 27, 2012, 01:41:41 pm
Death from starvation from staying on the computer for too long
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Post by: victorwolf on May 27, 2012, 01:44:19 pm
death from eating a steel toad boot that was over cooked
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Post by: Hashira on May 27, 2012, 01:44:19 pm
Death by doing an epic face monitor and frying your face off
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Post by: Mortuest on May 27, 2012, 01:50:54 pm
Probably in the dreaded marshmallow avalanches of 2013.
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Post by: victorwolf on May 27, 2012, 01:52:35 pm
death from random polar bear attack in africa
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Post by: Hashira on May 27, 2012, 01:55:11 pm
The limb of a tree that doesn't exist falls on you and you die.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on May 27, 2012, 01:56:16 pm
Death from an inpatient Leeseetsa listening to Dota
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Post by: Hashira on May 27, 2012, 01:56:58 pm
Death. Because I said so.
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Post by: victorwolf on May 27, 2012, 01:59:31 pm
death from my ultimate sharingan
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Post by: Mortuest on May 27, 2012, 02:07:09 pm
Death by Jelly Bean overload.
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Post by: victorwolf on May 27, 2012, 02:13:21 pm
death from a giant tv screen falling off of time square
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Post by: Leeseetsa on May 27, 2012, 03:14:27 pm
Death via heart explosion. Don't ask me how that happened.
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Post by: victorwolf on May 27, 2012, 03:46:39 pm
death from visiting cannibal island in a meat suit
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Post by: Leeseetsa on May 27, 2012, 04:51:44 pm
Death from withering away in the sun
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on May 27, 2012, 05:23:24 pm
Death by overdose of marshmallow creme
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Post by: Leeseetsa on May 27, 2012, 05:35:34 pm
Death by silver bullet
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Post by: Mortuest on May 28, 2012, 01:14:01 am
Death by awesome overload.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on May 28, 2012, 10:45:45 am
Death by being dipped in awesome for too long and drowning. x_x A shame, too, because if you survived, you where going to be sprinkled with awesome. (Made of awesome, dipped in awesome, and sprinkled with awesome ~ My step mom)
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Post by: Fuchsia Puff on May 28, 2012, 11:42:51 pm
Death by getting caught in a booby trap in a tomb while searching for a priceless artifact.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on May 29, 2012, 06:13:10 am
Death by the dark Bro-hood.
You've just been assassinated!
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Post by: victorwolf on May 29, 2012, 10:50:51 am
death from a reakless driver driving stait threw your house
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Post by: Leeseetsa on May 29, 2012, 04:22:35 pm
Death from a Great Dane protecting Beta
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Post by: Hashira on May 30, 2012, 12:04:46 pm
Your house randomly caves in and crushes you and you die.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on May 30, 2012, 04:02:05 pm
You're tuning a piano and the string snaps and slices the jugular. Whoops!
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Post by: Fuchsia Puff on May 30, 2012, 09:47:19 pm
Death by driving down the street one pleasant morning, when suddenly a wormhole appears out of nowhere, you drive in, and it leads you straight to a black hole out in space where you're sucked in and die due to lack of oxygen and all the perpetual spinning.
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Post by: Enchantingly on May 30, 2012, 11:59:40 pm
Death by third eye overload.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on May 31, 2012, 05:56:02 am
Death by nostalgia overload. Remember the alphas that gave you life, everyone! (Your parents. :) I hear father's day is coming up...)
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Post by: Fuchsia Puff on May 31, 2012, 06:24:03 am
Death by chocolate (seriously, you ate some pretty nasty chocolate...). :P
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Post by: McMajik on May 31, 2012, 07:38:31 am
Death from a fatal encounter with an oversized garden snake
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Post by: Leeseetsa on May 31, 2012, 04:15:38 pm
Death via oversized stuffed animal. I'll let you be creative with that one.
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Post by: Fuchsia Puff on May 31, 2012, 09:27:33 pm
Death by an ancient curse.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on May 31, 2012, 09:44:43 pm
Death by Leeseetsa overload. :P
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Post by: Fuchsia Puff on May 31, 2012, 09:52:48 pm
The Leeseetsa energy hits my protective metaphysical energy bubble, deflects back towards her, and causes her to die due to overload of her own awesomeness.
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Post by: McMajik on May 31, 2012, 10:00:32 pm
Death from shock at someone other than Leeseetsa being the next poster! D:
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Post by: Leeseetsa on June 01, 2012, 07:07:46 am
Death from a knife. Gurl, what you doin' in my spot? >:I
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Post by: McMajik on June 01, 2012, 10:05:23 pm
Death from withdrawls from not being in your spot~ :D
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Post by: Kobuk on June 02, 2012, 10:01:51 pm
Imputent young Jedi fool.  :P If you will not join the Sith, then you will be destroyed!

*brandishes lightsabre and cuts off your head*
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Post by: Leeseetsa on June 02, 2012, 10:58:40 pm
Death by force lightning
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Post by: Ickyrus on June 03, 2012, 10:21:48 am
Climbed up the shorter of two coconut trees, had a coconut drop from the larger, onto your head, fell from the tree, brought down the fruits of the one you climbed and landed spectacularly on a pile of smashed crabs and scattered coconuts, breaking your neck.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on June 03, 2012, 10:32:07 am
Death by universe. It imploded on you.
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Post by: Hashira on June 03, 2012, 12:16:27 pm
Abortion D:
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Post by: Leeseetsa on June 03, 2012, 12:27:53 pm
abstinance
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Post by: Hashira on June 03, 2012, 12:32:39 pm
You fall off a cliff that wasn't there a second ago and die o.O
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Post by: McMajik on June 03, 2012, 02:58:33 pm
You will choke on the smallest pea you ever did see~
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Post by: victorwolf on June 05, 2012, 10:52:55 am
death from building your house, with no supports, over an open active volcano.
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Post by: Mortuest on June 05, 2012, 11:46:02 am
Your eyes implode from all the forum threads and your brains leak out of your skull.
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Post by: Wanderer on June 05, 2012, 10:58:53 pm
You die by riding a unicycle with no legs while juggling daggers while skydiving into a volcano.
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Post by: McMajik on June 06, 2012, 07:36:14 am
Starvation, due to not getting food through that scarfthing
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Post by: victorwolf on June 06, 2012, 08:04:53 am
death from being pulled apart by horses
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Post by: Wanderer on June 06, 2012, 10:43:20 pm
Death from being eaten alive by two bunny rabbits.
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Post by: The Wise one on June 07, 2012, 07:28:29 pm
Death by wandering and eventually starving.
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Post by: victorwolf on June 08, 2012, 10:46:54 am
death from falling off the roof
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Post by: Leeseetsa on June 08, 2012, 10:04:09 pm
Death from being stuck in a cavern
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Post by: Katra on June 09, 2012, 11:38:03 pm
Got tickled to death.
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Post by: The Wise one on June 09, 2012, 11:39:06 pm
Mauled by a cougar
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Post by: Wanderer on June 13, 2012, 12:24:29 am
Mauled by 80 year old mother.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on June 13, 2012, 12:47:41 pm
Suffocating on the wrong mask
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Post by: victorwolf on June 18, 2012, 08:31:17 pm
death from choking on your tongue
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Post by: The Wise one on June 18, 2012, 08:36:24 pm
Killed by that small puppy
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Post by: victorwolf on June 18, 2012, 08:43:16 pm
death from random meteor hitting you while driving down the road
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Post by: Katra on June 19, 2012, 11:00:18 pm
Choked on jawbreaker.
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Post by: DarkDemon on June 20, 2012, 07:01:04 pm
You approach a fluffy mewling kitten. And he gives you a cute little kitteh look... And then you realize, that's the puss in boots look... Suddenly, he jumps up and u are skewered by a sword! MUAHAHAHAHA HA!
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Post by: McMajik on June 21, 2012, 07:53:22 am
I will punch you through the face for not dying in some amusing way for me to post about.
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Post by: The Wise one on June 21, 2012, 02:09:37 pm
*Puts on sunglasses*  8) Death by chocolate YEEEEEEEAAAAA
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Post by: McMajik on June 21, 2012, 02:57:58 pm
Overdosed on wisdom :|
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Post by: Vulpes Fuscus on June 22, 2012, 05:03:00 am
overload of pure concentrated awesome
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Post by: Cirocco the Silver Fox on June 24, 2012, 02:31:04 pm
You will be transported back to the 16th century where you will be adopted into the family of a great and powerful warlord, eventually inheriting their vast fortunes and militant force where you will launch a massive invasion of the surrounding countryside - only to die from the common cold two weeks into the invasion.
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Post by: Katra on June 25, 2012, 12:12:00 am
Long (sleep)walk off a short pier.
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Post by: The Wise one on June 25, 2012, 12:46:57 am
Death by Deathclaw
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Post by: JakeWolf on June 25, 2012, 01:26:11 am
death by natural causes
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Post by: Katra on June 26, 2012, 01:35:43 am
Tried to ride a tornado to Oz.  :o
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Post by: The Wise one on June 26, 2012, 01:58:09 am
Deaty by frosbite spiders.
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Post by: JakeWolf on June 27, 2012, 03:00:14 am
Death by death  x_x
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Post by: Leeseetsa on June 27, 2012, 02:56:54 pm
Death by having your imagination stay stagnant and slowly rotting. Ouch, I hear that's painful. :o
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Post by: Katra on July 01, 2012, 04:31:13 pm
Eaten by evil scanner.
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Post by: The Wise one on July 01, 2012, 05:43:06 pm
drank too much soda.
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Post by: Baylyn on July 01, 2012, 07:09:05 pm
death by mind exploding from being so wise  :D
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Post by: Leeseetsa on July 01, 2012, 10:35:32 pm
Death by someone fighting you for the alpha female spot in the pack, and you loosing.
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Post by: Katra on July 02, 2012, 10:54:31 pm
Got buried by giant squirrel.
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Post by: Psycho on July 03, 2012, 11:55:04 am
Trampled to death at a furcon rave  ;)
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Post by: Cirocco the Silver Fox on July 04, 2012, 08:37:22 pm
Death by being to cute for this world and glancing at themselves in a mirror - literally melted their own heart.
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Post by: victorwolf on July 05, 2012, 03:20:11 pm
death from to many fireworks going off in your house
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Post by: Psycho on July 05, 2012, 03:37:44 pm
Death by Rosie O'Donnel falling off a skyscraper and landing on him
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on July 06, 2012, 02:11:19 pm
death by hungry zombie fox

vv has a similar name to me >.>
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Post by: Psycho on July 06, 2012, 04:45:07 pm
death by hungry zombie fox
Fat chance! :P

Death by an arrow to the face after attempting to eat me!  :D
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on July 06, 2012, 04:57:16 pm
-catches arrow in teeth like a beast and spits it out-  8)

Death by raging undead!! -growl-   :D
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Post by: Psycho on July 06, 2012, 05:04:35 pm
So you can catch arrow, but can you catch...

Rapier?

Death by being stabbed in the eye.
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on July 06, 2012, 05:07:03 pm
Death by mishandling of rapier. It bounces off of my marble eyeball and the butt end of it slams you in the forehead xD
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Post by: Psycho on July 06, 2012, 05:11:19 pm
Death by mishandling of rapier. It bounces off of my marble eyeball and the butt end of it slams you in the forehead xD
I don't see that happening because I've been fencing for four years, but w/e. You win...

Death by being hit by a mack truck ;3
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Post by: Katra on July 08, 2012, 01:55:33 pm
Trampled by mob of ambulance chasing lawyers.
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Post by: Psycho on July 09, 2012, 01:03:18 am
Death by parkour fail!
-splat-
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Post by: Leeseetsa on July 09, 2012, 05:41:27 pm
Death by not being able to handle the heat (despite being told to keep out of the kitchen by your friend who was cooking). Oil and fire don't mix well.... >_>
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Post by: Cirocco the Silver Fox on July 10, 2012, 02:58:54 am
Death by excessive use of culinary skills or a culinary mishap involving a chainsaw and a reanimated turkey. You decide.
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Post by: The Wise one on July 10, 2012, 06:33:21 am
Death by chicken.
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Post by: Cirocco the Silver Fox on July 10, 2012, 05:01:57 pm
Death by following the chicken that murdered me across a busy highway.
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Post by: Wanderer on July 10, 2012, 06:50:30 pm
Death by exploding chicken egg.
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Post by: Cirocco the Silver Fox on July 10, 2012, 09:12:28 pm
Death by being caught in the blast radius of said chicken egg.
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Post by: DarkDemon on July 10, 2012, 10:38:23 pm
Death by falling penny!!!
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Post by: Cirocco the Silver Fox on July 10, 2012, 10:44:01 pm
Death by transmutation into a frog during mid flight with their demonic wings.
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Post by: victorwolf on July 12, 2012, 02:30:14 pm
death from playing chicken with a freight train
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Post by: DarkDemon on July 12, 2012, 09:19:16 pm
Death from being strapped to the front of said freight train!
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Post by: The Wise one on July 12, 2012, 09:22:16 pm
Death by cuteness. Turns out your allergic to it.
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Post by: DarkDemon on July 12, 2012, 09:59:51 pm
Death by chasing a fly with a weed whacker! It hits the side of the house and bounces back, hitting you's face!
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Post by: Cirocco the Silver Fox on July 13, 2012, 06:27:44 pm
Death by an Inept Assassin - they were aiming for me, but missed and caught you instead.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on July 13, 2012, 10:57:39 pm
Death by assassin- one who isn't a moron!
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Post by: Cirocco the Silver Fox on July 13, 2012, 11:14:09 pm
Death by accidental ingestion of Hydrogen Peroxide.
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Post by: victorwolf on July 14, 2012, 07:05:42 pm
death from being crushed by giant mounds of money
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Post by: Psycho on July 14, 2012, 10:42:27 pm
Death by accidentally consuming - out of the garbage can
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Post by: victorwolf on July 14, 2012, 11:06:10 pm
death from over exposion of sun spots
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Post by: Kobuk on July 15, 2012, 09:31:56 pm
^ Dies when I chase you with a gun, but I stop instantly, take aim, then fire. The smart bullet tracks you via your body heat signature, but you cannot escape. You continue running, but the bullet catches up to you and impacts against you hitting you in the back and you die.


Gives a cookie to whoever gets the reference.
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Post by: WhiteStorm on July 15, 2012, 11:35:30 pm
Unable to comply, subject is already dead.
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Post by: Katra on July 16, 2012, 07:11:32 pm
Got lost in a blizzard and froze to death 5 feet from his front door.
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Post by: victorwolf on July 17, 2012, 08:36:55 pm
death by government conspiracies
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Post by: DarkDemon on July 21, 2012, 10:09:19 am
Somebody told you that you'd be swimmin' with the fishes. You thought they were serious and jumped in a pond. They didn't get a chance to kill you, because you drowned yourself by accident. :3
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Post by: victorwolf on July 21, 2012, 12:17:35 pm
death from hungry vampires
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Post by: DarkDemon on July 21, 2012, 12:56:28 pm
Death because werewolves are better and they get you for making that post! Awooooooo!!!!! :goldbloody: MUA HA HA HAHA!
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Post by: Katra on July 22, 2012, 10:21:59 pm
Keelhauled by pirates.
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Post by: DarkDemon on July 24, 2012, 08:31:09 pm
Stepped on by a giant ant!! ((Irony :3))
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Post by: victorwolf on July 26, 2012, 07:42:12 pm
death from getting hit with a solid ball of human waste that got released out of a plane
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Post by: Psycho on July 27, 2012, 05:28:50 pm
Death by a train you are on derailing and a airliner and six buses crashing into your passenger car at the same time.
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Post by: victorwolf on July 27, 2012, 11:19:40 pm
death by napalm strike against yo house
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Post by: Katra on July 29, 2012, 04:24:57 pm
Annoyed a dragon.
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Post by: victorwolf on August 03, 2012, 08:54:43 pm
accidentally brought tooth past on a plane and it got in the engines after dropping it on the run way.
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Post by: Kek on August 04, 2012, 09:23:38 am
forgot the parachute when skydiving
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Post by: DarkDemon on August 04, 2012, 10:30:07 am
Jumped from the high diving board all the way into the kiffeh pool.
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Post by: SilentCicada on August 04, 2012, 10:38:17 am
Trying to pick up a coin on the road, gets hit by bus.  :D
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Post by: DarkDemon on August 04, 2012, 10:41:01 am
Is driving said bus, hits me, hits the curb and flips. Then blows up because the engine landed on a water fountain. :3
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Post by: Leeseetsa on August 04, 2012, 07:37:39 pm
Death by spelunking. No one saw you die, so there are a number of possibilities.
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Post by: DarkDemon on August 04, 2012, 09:08:36 pm
'Splodes cause I make you do math in the middle of summer break! :o ((that's just an awful way to go))
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Post by: Psycho on August 04, 2012, 09:17:56 pm
Death by seeing Sarah Jessica Parker Naked
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Post by: Acheron187 on August 04, 2012, 10:49:32 pm
Dying in a blaze of glory fighting in the war against the machines.
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Post by: Psycho on August 05, 2012, 12:57:30 am
Dying in a blaze of glory fighting in the war against the machines.
FINALLY! I get one of the causes of death I actually want!

I saw the caption a giant shadow of a robotic contraction
I turned around and shockingly seen
A technology supreme object a low logic could possible dream
Everything that was said was obscene
Plus his head was a screen and blasted at me with a red-glowing beam
I blasted back with a shot on my own
Medulla oblong got a lob of fire straight out of my bottomless dome
I heard a voice that made my hair raise, to paraphrase it said
"We'll forever consave our own wicked ways over the airways
You can't stop the wise we were put here to deceive the eyes
Where the ones who slayed the truth and make people believe the lies
Leave the world stage so don't defy it"
To save it I would try it, it was modern day David and Goliath
It's the Nile did the reinsided was multiplying
This the fire then was like trying to escape with fore sighting
So every great phase that I ever spoken I quoted
Decode it and overloaded his modem till he exploded
When it blew up I was glad and released it
Then I saw the fallen from each of the fragmented and pieces
Now I gotta overcome the offspring the children of him
I went from them with just one to a million of em
A whole army in the distance ahead
In prisoners of disillusion my caped assistant had said
'I need a G719 skill gun'
He said "I never heard of that", I said "I know I just made it up, go build one! "
He left and said "Okay I'll go get it; just hold them all for a minute"
Sixty seconds later he reappeared with it
I snatched it, with no time to study artistic
It consisted of just one definite button so I pressed it...

Death by sadistic fashion.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on August 05, 2012, 04:24:03 am
Death by accident, and me being such an adorable derp that I didn't notice you dying (I cried the heaviest at your funeral, though).
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Post by: Kay on August 06, 2012, 01:33:14 am
You will be lost and die of starvation and possibly will be drowned because I gave you bad directions like I always do. XD
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Post by: DarkDemon on August 06, 2012, 02:25:42 am
*Tomohawks a pecan at yo face!* It's flying so fast it goes into yur brain! Eeeek! :o
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Post by: Kay on August 06, 2012, 02:38:35 am
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains??? :D

om nom nom nom. owo
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Post by: victorwolf on August 10, 2012, 09:52:29 pm
death by being out of the fridge to long and you get spoiled
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Post by: The Wise one on August 10, 2012, 09:56:22 pm
Death by stray flying rock when someone drove by.
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Post by: victorwolf on August 10, 2012, 10:07:43 pm
death by going to a farm and getting trampled by the cattle
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Post by: Kay on August 11, 2012, 12:23:18 am
Death by the children in the corn at the very same farm.
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Post by: DarkDemon on August 11, 2012, 12:43:33 am
Death because I lit that stupid farm aflame!!! :D Muaha ha haha ha!
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Post by: Luna-tic on August 11, 2012, 12:57:12 am
Death because the farm had explosives in it and your fire detonated them.
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Post by: victorwolf on August 11, 2012, 04:08:18 am
death from sitting on the explosives in said farm
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Post by: Katra on August 11, 2012, 08:01:13 pm
Squashed by debris thrown up by the explosion.
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Post by: DarkDemon on August 11, 2012, 08:38:45 pm
Death because all of a sudden a nuclear war breaks out, and every countries bomb were accidently sent to your coordinates, where you had nowhere to run! Muaha haha! Ha! *I'm safe in mai bomb shelter! :3*
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Post by: Kay on August 11, 2012, 09:06:26 pm
DEATH For god-modding.
You run out of oxygen and food, but can't go anywhere, because of the fall-out.
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Post by: Kobuk on August 11, 2012, 09:36:02 pm
<  Death by Mountain Dew overdose.
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Post by: DarkDemon on August 11, 2012, 11:19:03 pm
((Death by confusion... How-how was that godmodding? It just said I shot nukes, and there'd be nowhere to run because of the situation :( and then I hid :D))
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Post by: Luna-tic on August 12, 2012, 01:31:08 am
Death by being eaten by a wild varren.
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Post by: victorwolf on August 13, 2012, 07:06:44 pm
death by the robot overthrow of humanity
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Post by: The Wise one on August 15, 2012, 08:37:03 pm
Death by sticking a fork in a toaster to get some toast out  :P
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Post by: DarkDemon on August 15, 2012, 08:45:26 pm
Death by being hit with that frying pan that I made french toast in! :3 Because french toast is better than regular toast!
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Post by: Kobuk on August 15, 2012, 11:22:40 pm
^ Hits DarkDemon with a waffle maker cause waffles are better than french toast. :)
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Post by: DarkDemon on August 16, 2012, 12:12:14 am
Yeah, I'll have to agree, but I'm also gonna have to pelt you with my shiny metal sharp object collection! >:D *throws sharp objects*
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Post by: Katra on August 20, 2012, 07:22:45 pm
^ run over by army tank.
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Post by: DarkDemon on August 20, 2012, 10:38:02 pm
Chokes on a peice of gum and falls down into an angry group of giant red flesh eating ants. :3 Muaha hahaha ha haha!
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Post by: victorwolf on August 30, 2012, 01:13:12 pm
death by tripping on a lady bug, and falling down the grand canyon
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Post by: Jayme the Hippie on August 30, 2012, 06:30:39 pm
Eaten by a Grue
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Post by: victorwolf on September 03, 2012, 07:18:47 pm
fallen in a snake pit
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Post by: DarkDemon on September 04, 2012, 11:39:37 pm
Brain implosion on account of hearing the most epic-est song ever! I would post it but, ur mind would go boom!
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Post by: victorwolf on September 07, 2012, 01:30:21 pm
death from a giant speaker falling on you at a concert
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Post by: Antonius Weezel on September 07, 2012, 03:23:27 pm
Stabbed by the weighted companion cube.
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Post by: victorwolf on September 07, 2012, 11:49:37 pm
death by time traveling right in the middle of a civil war battle
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Post by: DarkDemon on September 08, 2012, 09:50:02 pm
Your face blows up while competing for champion in "Worlds Longest Staring Contest"! :D
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Post by: Katra on September 10, 2012, 06:33:22 pm
^ Unfortunate meeting with a low flying helicopter.
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Post by: victorwolf on September 11, 2012, 12:10:54 am
death from caffeine over loud of the heart
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Post by: ChristopherLion on September 11, 2012, 08:56:22 pm
Wades into lake Mishagan and is pulled under by turtles.
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Post by: victorwolf on September 13, 2012, 10:13:44 pm
death by being eatin' by the lockness
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Post by: DarkDemon on September 13, 2012, 10:17:14 pm
Death because you didn't go your own way! :o
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Post by: victorwolf on September 13, 2012, 10:19:27 pm
death by angry wikins casting a spell on you
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Post by: DarkDemon on September 14, 2012, 04:39:41 pm
I've sent a nuke to your coordinates... Tell me how it turns out! :D *hides in a bunker*
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Post by: Amy on September 14, 2012, 04:44:17 pm
-pokes my head out from behind DarkDemon-...

I'm a nuke. o-o

BOOM.
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Post by: DarkDemon on September 14, 2012, 04:48:27 pm
*Is now a totally evil radioactive zombie* Snarggh! *Chases you down....* MUA HAHA HA!!! :goldbloody: Nom Nom!
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Post by: Kobuk on September 14, 2012, 09:04:17 pm
^ Death by angry venomous tracker jackers.
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Post by: Amy on September 15, 2012, 01:31:18 am
^ Death by eye explosion from rewatching The Hunger Games a million times.
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Post by: victorwolf on September 17, 2012, 10:22:34 pm
death from getting hit by a randomly fallen bullet from half way across the country
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 18, 2012, 12:12:17 am
Run over in a runaway jackwagon jacking incident.
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Post by: Katra on September 19, 2012, 06:42:23 pm
Mistaken for another coyote by a seriously annoyed roadrunner.
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Post by: victorwolf on September 19, 2012, 09:36:24 pm
death by unknowingly buying a cursed hat that ate your head when you put it on.
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Post by: DarkDemon on September 19, 2012, 10:19:45 pm
*points at something on your head* Me: Do you know what that is?!?     You: No, what's on mai head??    Me: It's a brain SLUGG!!   You:OH NOOOOO!!!  ME: Oh wait a minute... You know what it's doing?    You: What? WHAT?! D:    Me: It's dying! Ha ha ha haha!!! :D XD ((Epic twist in such a funny joke, you, sir, were the brain slugg!! >:D ))
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Post by: victorwolf on September 20, 2012, 02:09:26 am
That was funny  :D, but I'm sorry to say you died when you tried to cook the brain slug for lunch and the chemicals in it's body explode when subjected to extreme heat.
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Post by: DarkDemon on September 20, 2012, 11:12:53 pm
While in the middle of being dissinter-grated, I hurl brain slugg juice onto you!! HAHA HAHA!! I win!
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Post by: victorwolf on September 20, 2012, 11:37:19 pm
a legion of brain slugs comes from over the hill, and converge to eat you while my face and chest get melted out from the brain slug juice.
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Post by: DarkDemon on September 21, 2012, 03:24:23 pm
Fine, now by some magical thing, we are alive again!!! :D Now, I drop the anvil on your head. :3
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Post by: Katra on September 23, 2012, 11:22:35 pm
Tried to have road runner for lunch.
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Post by: victorwolf on September 24, 2012, 10:11:17 pm
a man told you not to push the big red button while he went to the bathroom. you said "forget that i wanna know what it does."  after pushing the button the floor beneath you falls into a pit filled with zombies. the man comes back and say's "not again he's the third person this week."
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Post by: Kobuk on September 25, 2012, 10:41:23 pm
^ Died when you got digitized and transported to the Grid, played in the Light Cycle game..........and lost.  x_x
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Post by: victorwolf on September 26, 2012, 11:03:47 pm
death from over carbonation of the heart causing wide spread bubbles in the blood stream.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 29, 2012, 10:38:17 pm
Death by exhaustion from lugging dog tags made from dwarf star alloy.
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Post by: victorwolf on October 01, 2012, 09:33:12 pm
death from nuclear jet pack malfunction resulting in a catastrophic explosion that took out half the country
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Post by: redyoshi49q on October 05, 2012, 04:46:21 pm
There was supposed to be an earth-shattering KABOOM!!!(tm)  Unfortunately, the KABOOM!!!(tm) was merely victorwolf-shattering.  We apologize for the inconvenience this may have caused, and hope you have a nice day.

(*it's been *so* long since I last posted in here...*)
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Post by: victorwolf on October 06, 2012, 05:14:30 pm
death from raving with plutonium sticks instead of glow sticks
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Post by: Katra on October 06, 2012, 08:25:54 pm
Standing at ground zero when a new geyser was born.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on October 06, 2012, 08:36:52 pm
Suffocation due to a POUNCEHUG! >:D
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Post by: victorwolf on October 08, 2012, 11:17:38 pm
death by going to silent hill
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Post by: Katra on October 10, 2012, 04:16:44 pm
Mowed down by low flying helicopter.
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Post by: victorwolf on October 11, 2012, 10:14:39 pm
death from a big painting falling on you from a high wall
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Post by: Alden the Fox on October 11, 2012, 11:38:34 pm
being struck in the head by a meteor!
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Post by: victorwolf on October 12, 2012, 03:29:33 am
death from messing up a back flip over a bike rail and breaking your neck
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Post by: Alden the Fox on October 12, 2012, 02:42:13 pm
tripping and falling down the stairs.
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Post by: victorwolf on October 12, 2012, 08:17:16 pm
death by owing money to the yakuza
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Post by: Alden the Fox on October 15, 2012, 02:24:42 pm
getting sucked into space as a result of a hole in the atmosphere.
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Post by: victorwolf on October 15, 2012, 03:23:10 pm
a  gas leak from your car causes a great explosion, but you were in your house at the time. you come out to see what happened and as you step outside a flaming tire from your car hits you in the head.
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Post by: DarkDemon on October 15, 2012, 06:29:37 pm
You were just strolling around the park all day and at sunset, you decide to go home, so you can smell the nice fresh air. But as it gets darker, you're still in the park, and realize you can't find your way home... Instead you end up deeper inside the forest, and find... A little sheet of paper, stuff to a tree... You walk over and see a crudely drawn picture along with some words.... But you have no time to read them because a noise makes you drop it and spin around to see........ ...... ..... SLENDERMAN!!!!! D: DUN DUN DUHHHHHHN!!!!! And then you die :3
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Post by: victorwolf on October 15, 2012, 08:23:09 pm
death from unknowingly buying a radioactive tv that produced gamma rays so high that it makes the manhatten accident look like nothing.
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Post by: Katra on October 15, 2012, 10:56:31 pm
Immense sinkhole swallowed their house with them in it.
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Post by: Alden the Fox on October 17, 2012, 02:15:49 pm
suffocating in your fursuit
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Post by: victorwolf on October 19, 2012, 11:23:27 pm
over launched from a human sling shot and slam in to a tree. impact causes instant death.
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Post by: Alden the Fox on October 19, 2012, 11:25:53 pm
stuffed animals coming alive and eating your flesh
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Post by: victorwolf on October 20, 2012, 07:21:58 pm
death from being in the war between central and ishbal
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Post by: charcoal on November 08, 2012, 06:30:19 pm
you get lost and meet bubbah in the woods and your never found
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Post by: Necro on November 12, 2012, 04:07:19 pm
a giant bulldog chomps you face off . you die slowly and in enormous pain .....
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Post by: victorwolf on November 12, 2012, 08:49:55 pm
the crazy guy who ate someone's face in Florida escapes the jail just to find you and eat you
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Post by: charcoal on November 13, 2012, 04:28:56 pm
the crazy guy who ate someone's face in Florida escapes the jail just to find you and eat you
he was shot (I HATE DRUGS) >:( you drink bleach and burn your throught out.
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Post by: victorwolf on November 13, 2012, 06:09:30 pm
you didn't kill me now the order has been disrupted and we both explode in a shower of blood,guts, and bones.
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Post by: charcoal on November 13, 2012, 07:27:11 pm
you run trough the woods with a target painted on your tshirt and get in the chest by shot gun with bird shot.
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Post by: victorwolf on November 13, 2012, 11:26:27 pm
i unleash my stash of crazed zombies. yeah everyone might turn even me :) , but at least i got you.
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Post by: charcoal on November 16, 2012, 06:51:09 am
dylen mini gun need  8)
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Post by: Leeseetsa on November 18, 2012, 04:16:49 am
One of my friends peeks over my shoulder as I'm typing, goes through the computer with a chainsaw to your place of residence and decides to try and prove the "yolo" that is in your siggie. Ouch, man, that sucks! :'(
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Post by: charcoal on November 18, 2012, 07:29:39 am
trips and falls and cuts his arm off and bleeds out
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Post by: DarkDemon on November 19, 2012, 04:59:28 pm
Your face explodes from watching that ten hour nyan cat thing!!! And then your whole head implodes and some crazy super-nova stuff happens.... And then you fall down an elevator shaft trying to find the hospital.... AND THEN, you fall through the floor because the elevator shaft had a weak floor and you land in the basement where a bunch of boxes fall on you and rats start nesting in them.... Eventually the weight of it all kills you :3 XD AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Post by: charcoal on November 19, 2012, 07:05:38 pm
i strangle you with my rosary beads
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Post by: victorwolf on November 20, 2012, 12:22:19 am
trapped in a room with nova 6 nerve gas
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Post by: DarkDemon on November 20, 2012, 04:07:04 pm
You die by being too slow when you walk around a corner into a hoard of zombies. :D
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Post by: charcoal on November 20, 2012, 07:24:23 pm
you get shot by a colt 1911 right between the eyes by chuck Norris
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on November 21, 2012, 12:39:18 am
Asphixiation from experimental CO2 coolant in a quad fursuit as your handler takes a restroom break.
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Post by: victorwolf on November 22, 2012, 12:55:02 pm
accidentally spilled all the chemicals in the lab causing a cloud of poison gas that destroys and melts everything. no one can stop the death cloud.
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Post by: Katra on December 02, 2012, 10:30:46 pm
Victim of misguided model rocket.
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Post by: victorwolf on December 03, 2012, 08:32:39 pm
death from a marauding mermaid
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 04, 2012, 01:16:12 am
Marshmallow lodged in windpipe when eating S'mores.
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Post by: phoenixwolf on December 04, 2012, 03:53:15 pm
The pain of not being able to catch roadrunner
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Post by: Necro on December 04, 2012, 06:10:23 pm
Overdosed on blood ...
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Post by: phoenixwolf on December 04, 2012, 07:19:29 pm
Blood loss from break dancing accedent
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Post by: Gauthar on December 05, 2012, 02:53:43 am
death from a meerkat eating your face
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Post by: Necro on December 05, 2012, 09:44:58 am
death by starvation? o.o hah, simple.
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Post by: Kobuk on December 05, 2012, 09:59:23 am
^ *pouncehugs Necro again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and..........*   x_x
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Post by: phoenixwolf on December 05, 2012, 05:16:21 pm
No more mt dew= x_x
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Post by: Necro on December 05, 2012, 05:25:20 pm
^ *pouncehugs Necro again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and..........*   x_x
   Huh? *Blankface* :3

death by not enough bananas .
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Post by: Cirocco the Silver Fox on December 06, 2012, 02:44:15 pm
A tragic jump rope accident that left thirty-two others dead or wounded.
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Post by: Necro on December 06, 2012, 02:46:25 pm
woah. O.O

hat turns out to be a robot, hands pop out and strangle you O_O
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Post by: Cirocco the Silver Fox on December 06, 2012, 02:50:54 pm
No one could have foreseen the tragedy that ensued when Pinky Pie finally snapped. (And no, I don't like MLP.)
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Post by: phoenixwolf on December 06, 2012, 02:55:19 pm
Hat covers face when walking across the road,gets run over.
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Post by: Necro on December 06, 2012, 02:56:01 pm
as a furry spy looked into the window of your room, he pulled out a dart gun. Seeing you sitting there all alone looking at your PC with some website called "Furtopia" on the screen, he blew the dart and in landed into the soft flesh of your neck. You fell with a thunk to the floor. He pulled your window more open, and dragged your body out onto the green grass below him. He dragged you around a corner, then threw you into a car. You wake up to find yourself tied up in a chair, with a knife to your belly. Your mouth is tied, as are your wrist, you do nothing as he pulls the knife deep into your belly. You sit there not a tear in your eye and watch your insides fall out. The End. <3
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Post by: Cirocco the Silver Fox on December 06, 2012, 02:58:02 pm
In the midst of working on the storybook ending above... .... ... they suffer a fatal heart attack.
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Post by: Necro on December 06, 2012, 02:59:34 pm
ahhh, messed up! ;P

death by necro plushie stabbing you in the neck >:)
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Post by: Cirocco the Silver Fox on December 06, 2012, 03:05:16 pm
Death by being betrayed by the Necro Plushie.

(Why in the name of Ghandi's Sunday bloomers did I put banned???)
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Post by: Necro on December 06, 2012, 03:06:06 pm
(this isn't the banned thread XD)

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Post by: Cirocco the Silver Fox on December 06, 2012, 03:08:30 pm
Death by my now fixed typo.
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Post by: Necro on December 06, 2012, 03:10:33 pm
((ha, cause you were posting in the ban thread a minute ago? )

death by choking on a cough drop.
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Post by: Cirocco the Silver Fox on December 06, 2012, 03:12:56 pm
Death by choking on the same cough drop after attempting CPR on me.
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Post by: Necro on December 06, 2012, 03:13:31 pm
gross...

death by me not doing CPR on you.
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Post by: phoenixwolf on December 06, 2012, 03:16:50 pm
Tragic rollercoster acccedent
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Post by: Cirocco the Silver Fox on December 06, 2012, 03:18:29 pm
Having the unfortunate luck of sharing space with the exact spot the roller coaster landed after leaving the tracks.
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Post by: phoenixwolf on December 06, 2012, 03:20:46 pm
Having the unfortunate luck of the rollercoster landing in the crocodile pond.
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Post by: Cirocco the Silver Fox on December 06, 2012, 03:31:58 pm
(Wait, that implies you were in the Crocodile pond as well - double jeopardy. Was it the crocodile's that got you and me, or the Roller Coaster crash?)

Death by a six ton smiling Buddha statue falling over and crushing you.
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Post by: phoenixwolf on December 06, 2012, 03:40:46 pm
Death by giant smiling buddhas head rolling over your house.
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Post by: charcoal on December 06, 2012, 09:08:52 pm
death caused by miget poping out of your air bag and strangleing you
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Post by: phoenixwolf on December 06, 2012, 09:23:03 pm
Death by falling down elevator shaft
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Post by: victorwolf on December 07, 2012, 12:02:58 am
death from attending a dethklok concert
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Post by: Cirocco the Silver Fox on December 21, 2012, 04:56:09 pm
Death by highpowered pencil sharpener accident.
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Post by: 466314 on December 22, 2012, 07:25:11 am
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Post by: Cirocco the Silver Fox on December 22, 2012, 03:17:15 pm
Death by laughing yourself to asphyxiation at my rather tragic end.
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Post by: DarkDemon on December 22, 2012, 10:31:10 pm
Death by deciding to finally try that strange fruitcake your distant cousin always sends you around the holidays XD
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Post by: victorwolf on December 24, 2012, 11:24:43 pm
death by the world powers thinking the only way to save the world is to get rid of u
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Post by: Katra on December 25, 2012, 05:12:51 pm
Met a very hungry lion.
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Post by: Soulneko on December 25, 2012, 05:18:43 pm
Death by getting suspiciassly murderd by a lawnmower which totaly wasent my doing
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Post by: charcoal on December 25, 2012, 06:35:02 pm
death by head exlodeing while listinig to much dub step
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Post by: Varg the wanderer on December 25, 2012, 07:48:50 pm
Death by a suppository of Hydrofluoric acid.
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Post by: Soulneko on December 26, 2012, 05:40:55 am
Death by some hydrocolyric acid falling on you
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Post by: PsychotixxFoxx on December 27, 2012, 12:19:57 pm
Death by major hairball
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Post by: DarkDemon on December 28, 2012, 05:25:05 pm
Death by being in the path of said hairball when it was hacked up. XD
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Post by: victorwolf on December 28, 2012, 11:40:06 pm
getting put down :(
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Post by: Katra on January 01, 2013, 09:32:49 pm
Truckload of beehives lost its load...
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Post by: Cirocco the Silver Fox on January 03, 2013, 03:48:18 pm
Executed for losing all those bees.
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Post by: Kobuk on January 12, 2013, 08:52:06 pm
^ Died when you volunteered to be a guinea pig test subject on the show Mythbusters. It was all in the name of "science".  :D
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Post by: The Wise one on January 12, 2013, 09:14:44 pm
Mountain Dew overdose!!!
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Post by: GingeGinge on January 14, 2013, 02:07:07 pm
executed for illegal drinking of tea
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Post by: victorwolf on January 14, 2013, 11:36:55 pm
you run past a camper who won't move the entire game
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Post by: dodbringr on January 15, 2013, 12:01:19 am
You get killed by the guy who is trying to take out said camper.
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Post by: victorwolf on January 15, 2013, 10:06:11 pm
your the camper in the corner, and i come around with my gold shotty and blast you
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Post by: dodbringr on January 16, 2013, 12:27:24 am
And then you get shot by your own teammate. You know, that 6 year old kid who shoots everything in sight regardless of whether or not it is alive...   :D
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Post by: phoenixwolf on January 16, 2013, 08:24:07 pm
overinflation :o
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Post by: victorwolf on January 18, 2013, 01:11:25 pm
dethklok concert. enough said
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Post by: Leeseetsa on January 19, 2013, 02:11:55 pm
Playing Frisbee on the edge of the flat world.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on January 21, 2013, 02:11:28 pm
TimeSplitters:Future Perfect Injector shot, twice. you swell and explode. Violently and hilariously. And most likely taking out the two allies next to you.
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Post by: Cirocco the Silver Fox on January 21, 2013, 06:16:24 pm
By unfortunately being the ally on the left.
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Post by: Katra on January 21, 2013, 06:32:49 pm
Skewered by falling icicle.
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Post by: victorwolf on January 22, 2013, 02:46:07 am
death by putting a lava lamp on the stove.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on January 22, 2013, 05:33:54 pm
Death by Lavalamp, apparently containing a rotom with the poke'mon equivalent of rabies.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on January 22, 2013, 07:29:22 pm
Death by accidental pyrokinetic accident. Sorry!
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on January 22, 2013, 08:33:58 pm
(Ah, pyrokinetic... A more proper term would be "fire elemental". I'd simply absorb it. But, I'll take it like a neutron star, and then collapse upon myself. Actually, I guess I just clarified "Accident"  :o )

Anyways; Death by being sucked into the rip in space-time caused by my fire absorption to the point of implosion.
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Post by: victorwolf on January 23, 2013, 12:32:48 pm
death by nagging
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on January 23, 2013, 05:36:51 pm
Death by a hilarious accident including; A goat, a unicycle, 42 hourglasses, a wheel coated in axe heads and cyanide, a bucket of grade A Premium steaks, Marty O' Donnell (If I'm not mistaken, the guy who wrote Halo's soundtrack), an xylophone, a monkey, a pair of zombies, a Morrowind Mudcrab, my cat Fuffles, a hawk, and a birthday present.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on January 23, 2013, 07:37:43 pm
Death by getting crushed by a meteor while thinking up Victorwolf's death.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on January 23, 2013, 07:43:22 pm
Death by Sniper rifle richochet knocking some barrals from a balcony, after it ricocheted off a statue, rock, counter, and numerous other things.
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Post by: phoenixwolf on January 26, 2013, 08:19:48 pm
the same bullet richochet from the barrel into a gas station you are at
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Post by: charcoal on February 02, 2013, 08:15:10 am
death by a  flaming car falling out of the sky crushing you on inpact x_x
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Post by: Natura Wolf on February 02, 2013, 10:50:46 am
Turned Undead by a Witch Doctor
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Post by: dodbringr on February 02, 2013, 01:58:48 pm
Bitten by charcoal the zombie.  :P
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Post by: SkyFire on February 03, 2013, 05:24:18 pm
Horrifying car crash all over I-70
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Post by: Jacoby Quinn on February 03, 2013, 05:49:41 pm
you left an energydrink outside, a squirrel went war speed through your house and imploded everything
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Post by: SkyFire on February 03, 2013, 06:39:28 pm
A scientist dropped a pen from high orbit and it didn't burn up, but tragically impaled TFAM's head
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Post by: victorwolf on February 04, 2013, 04:24:05 am
death by a force field malfunction, and you being to close and disintegration
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Post by: Jacoby Quinn on February 04, 2013, 05:28:11 am
death by zombie....no clue where it came from
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Post by: Blackrose13 on February 04, 2013, 07:54:22 am
Killed by a malicious and distraught former ex-girlfriend.
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Post by: SkyFire on February 04, 2013, 05:11:14 pm
murdered by your sisters deranged boyfriend in a McDonalds parking lot at 1:23:31 in the morning
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Post by: Blackrose13 on February 05, 2013, 07:32:54 pm
Killed by a your closest frined who is a secret agent for umbrella corporation.
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Post by: SkyFire on February 05, 2013, 07:34:31 pm
Your Fursona comes alive as another person and kills you
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Post by: victorwolf on February 06, 2013, 11:08:55 pm
death from eminem, 2pac, and biggie coming to your house. you guessed it with guns a blazin'
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Post by: SkyFire on February 07, 2013, 12:42:35 am
A ICBM passes over your house in high orbit and a thin antenna falls off and ruptures a gas line in your house. When you light the fireplace, the whole house becomes a smoking crater.
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Post by: victorwolf on February 08, 2013, 02:23:57 am
Alien dissection
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Post by: SkyFire on February 08, 2013, 09:32:06 am
choking on a bullfrog in times square.
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Post by: Blackrose13 on February 08, 2013, 07:59:49 pm
I kild you both while you sit at your computers trying to one-up each other. I WIN!  :)
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on February 08, 2013, 08:23:31 pm
Your drumset becomes a sort of drum-golem and maliciously impales you with drumsticks over and over, in the eyes, before drum-curb stomping you to coma. And then... It explodes, leaving drum guts everywhere along with yours. Because you were blown up by the blast of the killer drum golem.

Also, it's name was Clarence.
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Post by: SkyFire on February 08, 2013, 08:33:05 pm
a flea getts sucked into your AC unit and becomes a zombie, it bites you and you become your 'sona, then you are jailed before being tried as a danger to the public health and put down.

Didn't see that one coming did ya? ;)
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on February 08, 2013, 09:20:12 pm
I kill you as Arashi's resurrected Zombie Rabies form, rising out of the grave all awesome style. Or crawling out of an incinerator.
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Post by: SkyFire on February 08, 2013, 09:24:41 pm
on of your pyrotechnic ventures goes horribly wrong and you blow up. BOOM.
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Post by: Katra on February 09, 2013, 02:25:30 am
Terrible miscalculation when you try out for job as human cannonball.
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Post by: Natura Wolf on February 09, 2013, 05:57:27 am
Death by Blimp
*It kills over one americans every year* Chandler Bing XD
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on February 09, 2013, 11:55:45 pm
Massive Body-Spread Hemmorhoids. Accented by red hot pokers being stuffed underneath the toenails and fingernails. By a man in a black and red suit named "Mr.Crowley".
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Post by: SkyFire on February 10, 2013, 12:49:56 am
an orange is drppoed by a sky diver, it hits a pumpkin on a ledge of a skyscraper far above you, and the pumpkin falls into the street causing an accident. A book that a random person was holding out the car window before they wrecked because of the pumpkin, flys outta their hand, hits a hot dog stand, snaps the umbrella off, which then hits a robber with his gun out, startles him into firing his gun. The bullet richotces off of a lampost, hits a dog leash, cutting it in half, which releases the dog, who then chases a cat up a tree, starts barking at the cat. The barking causes an office clerk to spill their cofee on some papers and throw them out the window, hitting a pedestrian who throws an apple in your general direction taht hits your leg and causes you to fall into a street and become "Road Pizza".
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Post by: Leeseetsa on February 10, 2013, 01:20:40 am
an orange is drppoed by a sky diver, it hits a pumpkin on a ledge of a skyscraper far above you, and the pumpkin falls into the street causing an accident. A book that a random person was holding out the car window before they wrecked because of the pumpkin, flys outta their hand, hits a hot dog stand, snaps the umbrella off, which then hits a robber with his gun out, startles him into firing his gun. The bullet richotces off of a lampost, hits a dog leash, cutting it in half, which releases the dog, who then chases a cat up a tree, starts barking at the cat. The barking causes an office clerk to spill their cofee on some papers and throw them out the window, hitting a pedestrian who throws an apple in your general direction taht hits your leg and causes you to fall into a street and become "Road Pizza".
Death by being utterly confused at my much more complicated, lengthy and round-about death for you!
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Post by: SkyFire on February 10, 2013, 01:30:39 am
death by trying to understand my brillience and failing, thus becoming brain dead and then ethuenized because your family cant pay the hospital to keep you alive.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on February 10, 2013, 01:32:30 am
Death by blade vortex caused by no one but you. Be more carefull next time!
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Post by: SkyFire on February 10, 2013, 01:34:57 am
death by a rogue peanut butter golem attack.
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Post by: SkyFire on February 10, 2013, 01:35:12 am
death by a rogue peanut butter golem attack.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on February 10, 2013, 01:38:42 am
Death by Mr. Axey!
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Post by: SkyFire on February 10, 2013, 01:40:50 am
(*facepalms again* sorry for the duplicate post, I'll fix it when i can.)
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Post by: Blackrose13 on February 10, 2013, 03:55:17 am
Facepalms to hard and throws himself out of a window. Over a lava lake.
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Post by: SkyFire on February 10, 2013, 09:52:00 am
slips and drowns in a puddle of jelly.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on February 10, 2013, 11:10:56 am
Starvation. You wouldn't eat anything other than pb and j.
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Post by: SkyFire on February 10, 2013, 12:05:28 pm
you get hit by a loaf of bread that knocks you into a lava lake.[what were you doing at a lava lake anyways?]
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Post by: Ezrah on February 10, 2013, 01:30:18 pm
Walking around outside then a satellite falls from the sky. A bus brakes hard to avoid hitting it and somehow veers into oncoming traffic. A semi coming the opposite direction then swerves to avoid the bus and it hits a metal lightpost. The lightpost falls over onto you. The end.  :D
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Post by: SkyFire on February 10, 2013, 01:36:56 pm
a furtopian admin hunts you down for being mean to people on the forums, scared out of your wits, you jump into a sewer and drown. XD
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Post by: MWBrantley on February 10, 2013, 09:01:44 pm
Skewered on the horns of a rampaging dilemma.
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Post by: Ezrah on February 11, 2013, 12:17:16 am
^^HAHA! Iodine in your water!
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Post by: SkyFire on February 11, 2013, 12:20:58 am
why are you laughing? Mercury and bleach is in yours.
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Post by: Ezrah on February 11, 2013, 07:09:52 am
Clever!
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Post by: dodbringr on February 11, 2013, 08:57:32 am
Unleashes our newly written virus onto your computer. Virus sends documents and vital information flying around on the interwebs. Some information gets to a mafia boss halfway across the country. Mafia boss sends his men to kidnap you and hold you for ransom. Your family gets Liam Neeson to rescue you. Liam Neeson does what he does best (looks for, finds, and kills everyone involved in the kidnapping), and you are rescued. As you walk away from the scene and are heading to *insert vehicle here*, a piece of metal from a nearby foundry shatters. The shards are sent flying through the air. Some land by the foundry, one lands on the train tracks several yards from your car, and one almost hits you in the head. Thinking your are pretty lucky indeed, you enter the vehicle with Mr. Neeson and decide to roll down your window. After a while, a train is heard behind you, but you think nothing of it. After some time, the train catches up with you, and you notice there is something stuck to the underside of it. You lean out your window slightly to get a better look, and the train hits a track switcher at 25 MPH. The force of the hit knocks the metal shard loose from the underside of the train, and lodges between two of the little wheels. The train comes off of the track switch and hits a small rock sitting on the track. The rock causes the train to derail, and the cars start piling up next to your vehicle. As the cars pile up, the metal shard is knocked into the back of a car, and is hit by a coupling from the train. The metal shard is sent flying toward your vehicle, and hits the side view mirror nearest you. A sharp piece of mirror flies off and hits your neck. In panic, you pull it out, and quickly bleed out. In his grief, Liam Neeson slams on the accelerator and merges into oncoming traffic. A fuel truck is heading toward him at 60 MPH and slams on the brakes. The fuel truck turns sideways and tips. Mr. Neeson crashes straight into one of the fuel tanks and it explodes in a giant fireball of doom. You and Mr. Neeson get a free cremation!  :D
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Post by: Ezrah on February 11, 2013, 10:16:31 am
^^That sounds pretty awesome. You manage to divide by zero and the world ends.
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Post by: SkyFire on February 11, 2013, 06:28:36 pm
I hunt you down and kill you for trying top my overly complicated and drawn-out death. The end. XD
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Post by: Ezrah on February 11, 2013, 06:38:29 pm
I didn't try to top it...just over simplified it. Dies very peacefully in sleep in the distant future.
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Post by: Blackrose13 on February 11, 2013, 07:28:53 pm
Eaten by a ravenous cannibalistic fennec fox.  :goldbloody:
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Post by: SkyFire on February 11, 2013, 07:31:16 pm
deemed a hazard to the public health. Is taken to the pound and put down. Forever.
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Post by: Kobuk on February 11, 2013, 07:38:24 pm
^ Death from me hitting you over the head with the Banhammer!  *whack!*
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Post by: SkyFire on February 11, 2013, 09:47:52 pm
*was turned into ghost by the banhammer, appeals to head of staff. Head of staff whacks Kobuk over the head with the banhammer for unjust banhammer usage. End of story*
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Post by: Ezrah on February 11, 2013, 10:00:11 pm
Eaten by a ravenous cannibalistic fennec fox.  :goldbloody:

NOOO!!!
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Post by: Jackie on February 12, 2013, 02:36:42 pm
Eaten by an angry bear in the woods because he got woke up halfway through hibernating by you shouting NOOOO! so loudly. :goldbloody:

(i hate to adhere to the misconseptions of evil bears, but hey you woke me up)
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Post by: Ezrah on February 12, 2013, 04:39:55 pm
Why me? Gets hit by a meteor.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on February 12, 2013, 04:46:15 pm
Death by Han shooting first.
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Post by: Ezrah on February 12, 2013, 06:55:50 pm
^^ THE GUILLOTINE!!!
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Post by: Blackrose13 on February 12, 2013, 07:06:44 pm
Possessd by the ghost of the cannibalistic fennec, and forced to jump off a bridge. (But you write "Im baaaack" oj a wall in red paint first)
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Post by: SkyFire on February 12, 2013, 07:14:48 pm
Hits a cymbal too hard on his drumset and it hits your nose, breaking it in just the right way so a sliver of bone pierces your brain. (you can die this way, minus the cymbal and drumset part)
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Post by: Ezrah on February 12, 2013, 07:20:23 pm
^ Hit by a plane while skydiving. You manage to survive, but then you land on a wrought iron fence.
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Post by: MWBrantley on February 12, 2013, 07:49:47 pm
Skewered by a section of iron fence, sent flying by an explosion in a paint factory next door to the mortuary, which was bounded by said fence which the fragment was once a part of.

These events were of course preceded by the arrival of Chthuhu in the local convention center in response to a summons by a nerdy guy in a green plaid three-piece suit, who had more courage than brains, and and even less brains than a suicidal fly maggot. The nerdy fellow ran out of the door (driven mad by the presence of Great Chthulhu) and into traffic, causing a gasoline truck to swerve violently to one side, and plow through the front door of the paint factory, there to ignite by the barest of realistic margins of causality, due to the receptionist having just lit a funny cigarette in secret under the reception desk while taking an impromptu break. (pant, pant)
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Post by: victorwolf on February 13, 2013, 12:19:52 am
ghostly wraith touches you
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Post by: SkyFire on February 13, 2013, 12:36:14 am
you are murdered by a feral wolf in the middle of the mall food court. I don't know how it got there, but it did and now TFAM is dead.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on February 13, 2013, 06:09:24 pm
Unexpected kryll attack from General RAAM himself. Whatever you did, he didn't like it, and now his tiny associates are tearing you into mulch as I speak.

Don't know what a Kryll is? Or who RAAM is? Play Gears of War.
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Post by: Jacoby Quinn on February 14, 2013, 12:50:06 am
by a power level over 9000
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Post by: Ezrah on February 14, 2013, 01:04:41 am
Nematodes.
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Post by: SkyFire on February 14, 2013, 01:15:52 am
Red text. a bull sees it over your shoulder and gores you to death.
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Post by: Ezrah on February 14, 2013, 01:18:09 am
^Clever! A random necromorph appears and you don't have a plasma cutter. Let's just say it wasn't fun.
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Post by: SkyFire on February 14, 2013, 01:25:20 am
hmm... Do you play WOW?(Wrath of The Lich King)

If you don't, too bad. You're not gonna get any of the names I mention.

You are invited to have a dinner with Alexstrazza(lucky!) and while you two are dining on the top floor of Wyrmrest Temple, Sindragosa leads a full flight of Undead Dragons in an assault on the temple, supported by a full army of the dead. Alexstrazza turns from her huminiod form to her natural draconic form. too bad she didn't give you a heads-up. you were crushed beneath her tail.
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Post by: Ezrah on February 14, 2013, 01:28:39 am
Well that sucks.

For you...a dictionary is thrown from a building and hits you directly. Essentially you are killed with words.
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Post by: SkyFire on February 14, 2013, 01:31:55 am
Touche'

a lightening rod falls on top of you and doesn't kill you, the lighting bolt that hit it after it landed on you did.
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Post by: Blackrose13 on February 14, 2013, 07:58:55 am
killed by an angry mage, who lowers your bodys temperature to absolute zero
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on February 14, 2013, 04:33:01 pm
Killed by an angry mage, who makes your very bones melt.
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Post by: SkyFire on February 14, 2013, 08:12:13 pm
A pie mage summons a rasberry pie and uses it to smother you.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on February 14, 2013, 08:45:12 pm
I Gears of War 3 Hammerburst Execute you. One, two, three times your (Head is) out at the old deathmatch game!
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Post by: Blackrose13 on February 15, 2013, 01:35:43 am
You accept candy from a stranger, and your last memory is him asking "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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Post by: SkyFire on February 15, 2013, 01:51:39 am
A pie falls from the sky. You die. The rest is up to your imagination.
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Post by: Blackrose13 on February 15, 2013, 07:59:13 am
You were in the pie, which I at. Your dying flails killed me.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on February 15, 2013, 05:41:38 pm
you die from your mind exploding with creativity, too much for mere mortals, making your eyes explode and then the rest of your body following suit. The colors were like a gory rainbow. And I assure you, the only dashing anyone did was away.
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Post by: Blackrose13 on February 15, 2013, 09:10:52 pm
You slipped and were caught in the blast radius!
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on February 15, 2013, 09:12:29 pm
Attacked by millions of Pheasents, A la "The birds". They all are ornery, and will move onto the next poster after your death.
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Post by: Blackrose13 on February 16, 2013, 02:52:20 am
You are attacked by a devious and scary shadow spirit who stalks you for weeks befor finally snuffing the candle of your life with her icy embrace.
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Post by: Natura Wolf on February 16, 2013, 03:52:38 am
Death by chocolate!!!!!!!! XD
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Post by: Ezrah on February 16, 2013, 10:01:39 am
Tip-toeing through the meadow...with several thousand land mines in it.
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Post by: Natura Wolf on February 16, 2013, 10:03:14 am
Mine Turtle Keeping
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on February 16, 2013, 11:46:40 am
A Llama that hasbeen taught to drive goes right off a cliff in a purple car, landing on you. You survive, but with your spinal cord severed, you cannot move with anything but your hands as the fire of the destroyed car slowly consumes your body in a flaming void.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on February 16, 2013, 12:23:37 pm
My dad yelling choice swear word at the top of his lungs at the plumbing deafens you, so you don't hear that bullet comming.
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Post by: Ezrah on February 16, 2013, 02:02:32 pm
A jar of Marmite falling from a small plane. It's probably self explanatory.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on February 16, 2013, 02:07:23 pm
Accidental inhalation of video game arcade tokens.
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Post by: Kobuk on February 16, 2013, 09:55:54 pm
^ Death by falling into the taffy making machine at the Willy Wonka candy factory.  :o
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Post by: Ezrah on February 16, 2013, 10:29:54 pm
A spear made of broken glass.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on February 16, 2013, 10:50:59 pm
The Zohan destroying you after you failed to negotiate a deal with him over the phone.
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Post by: Ezrah on February 16, 2013, 11:13:05 pm
Drowning in a pool of mayonnaise.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on February 16, 2013, 11:19:18 pm
Stomped on by a vicious and angry Akrid Salamander-thing!

LostPlanet 2 Reference.
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Post by: SkyFire on February 17, 2013, 03:39:52 am
Killed by something... Ugly!! (the three musketeers, videocassette) 
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on February 17, 2013, 11:02:57 am
Eaten by a grue.
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Post by: SkyFire on February 17, 2013, 03:14:16 pm
drowning in melted crayon wax. They hardly could ID your body.
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Post by: Jackie on February 17, 2013, 03:42:36 pm
You accidentally clicked OK on the "Click here to claim a free death" browser popup.
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Post by: SkyFire on February 17, 2013, 08:46:11 pm
Insta-freeze.

You work at a food plant that instantly freezes food way below livable tempetures, one day you are sent to go and check the instant freeze room. After you enter and empty the place, the door becomes locked behind you. Too bad that the only other guy with a key is on vacation, and you left yours in your office after you locked up for the day. Bad enough, this'll be embaressing when you get out of there, and likely fired. This gets worse, as you are cooling your heels waiting for a rescue, you hear the machine turn on, and you are trapped inside. To your absolute and utter horror, it begins the freeze cycle, and you feel it as your body is frozen solid, every single last horrifying moment of it.
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Post by: Kobuk on February 17, 2013, 08:55:20 pm
^ Dead when the character you use in RP's jumps out of the Internet and into real life and attacks your real self.
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Post by: SkyFire on February 17, 2013, 09:11:04 pm
(which one? I have at least half a dozen on here, please name one so I can visualize that happening better)

^ your own fursona, Kobuk, comes alive and kills you for hiding dew from him. Addiction is a terrible thing.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on February 17, 2013, 10:38:11 pm
One day, you decide to play Halo 4. Whether you hate the game or not. You end up getting into a match with me over XBL. While you are distracted, I come behind you, holding down B for an assassination. Through a dimensional rift, my spartan pops up behind you IRL and performs the assassination of tackling you, pinning you down as you struggle vainly to protect yourself, before stabbing your jugular vein, causing 75% of your blood to flow onto your floor, leading to a massive red stain. I proceed to dominate the match in the name of the blue team, earning 24 kills and dying thrice, assassinating your unmoving player character every oppurtunity as it remains unresponsive due to your inexplicable and unique demise, which I remain unknowledgable of for the rest of my days on this planet.

Morbid.
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Post by: Ezrah on February 18, 2013, 12:39:28 am
A large piece of glass falls on you...hmm sounds like Final Destination. Except you don't splash into a puddle of blood.
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Post by: SkyFire on February 18, 2013, 07:21:45 am
crushed by a giant slug :)
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on February 18, 2013, 08:15:52 am
Crushed by a gaint snail.  (:
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Post by: SkyFire on February 18, 2013, 04:12:52 pm
crushed by a gargantuan (the following would be italicized but the flip phone wont let me) Enteroctopus dolfeini [look it up if you don't know it] :) :D :3
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Post by: redyoshi49q on February 18, 2013, 04:14:17 pm
^ tried to sing to the end of "The Song that Never Ends".
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Post by: victorwolf on February 19, 2013, 12:54:01 am
a giant ball of frozen stuff from a plane falls through your roof on your head while your on the toilet
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Post by: dodbringr on February 19, 2013, 01:04:22 am
Has a heart attack while playing Ju-On The Grudge.
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Post by: Graywolf440 on February 19, 2013, 09:12:28 am
will die trying to take a crap to hard :D :D :D :D
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Post by: Leeseetsa on February 19, 2013, 05:33:30 pm
Two very sas words:
Fwuff Fire. :'(
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Post by: SkyFire on February 19, 2013, 06:18:19 pm
will sacrifice herself to save a bus full of innocent children.  :goldgrin:
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Post by: Leeseetsa on February 19, 2013, 06:23:06 pm
Tries to throw me out of harm's way, but just gets hurt as well.
It was a noble effort, my good sir. *salutes*
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Post by: icefox302 on February 20, 2013, 05:21:45 pm
will die by "ginger nazis" /\ ^_^
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Post by: Leeseetsa on February 21, 2013, 05:35:11 am
Hyperthermia.
Snowfox+tropical invironment= perhaps not your best idea ever. Maybe you shouldn't have gone to Hawaii...
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Post by: SkyFire on February 21, 2013, 03:32:14 pm
shape-shifting.

you turning into a turkey to trick other turkeys to come towards your hunting group durring hunting season wasn't the best idea you ever had. Another group of hunters saw you and thought you were an actual turkey, too bad they had an ex-mairne sniper instructor with them. What a pity........
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on February 21, 2013, 07:18:43 pm
^ tried to sing to the end of "The Song that Never Ends".
Oh, MY, -Blam!-... Ithought I was the only one on EARTH who remembered that. "This is the song that will drive you insane, it will grow inside your brain, if you've ever sung a song not knowing what it was, this is the song that will drive you insane, etc"

Anyways,Skewered by a thousand used hypos when walking on a beach.
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Post by: Necro on February 22, 2013, 02:07:21 pm
eaten by a mob of zombie furries XD
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on February 22, 2013, 08:38:01 pm
As you are taking a pleasent walk, a random blunt object, the stock of a unidentified projectile weapon, hits the side of your skull. You are instantly down, but still crawling and dazed. You look up, stunned by the force of the blow, stricken dumb. You note a hazy outline with a tail and peach-orange fur with red glowing standing over you, who kicks you onto your side. It grabs your wrist hard, propping it's left leg on your face as it tugs hard on your arm. You feel your flesh start to give way, but are too dazed to feel anything else, but then the stun wears off after your arm is ripped off of your body. You feel unbearable pain, immobilized as you are whacked several times with your own limb, as a growling voice yells at you, "EATEN? BY ZOMBIES?!?" You proceed to start to groan in pain, which is met by the assasilant gripping your neck and slamming you against a nearby tree, biting out your throat. He bats you aside after releasing his jaw and hand's grip, and strolls away, whistling "Dixie", leaving you to die a slow, strangulated death.

Also, welcome! Never seen you before! *Offers to shake paws*
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on February 24, 2013, 11:09:35 am
Death by causing a thread to die.
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Post by: SkyFire on February 24, 2013, 11:56:06 am
On a moonless night, you are walking by a dark ally when an unfimiliar fur, a tiger with white fur and blue stripes with a pure white mohawk, steps out in front of you. "Hello, my name is sky." he says in a deep voice, drawing a pistol. "And you're coming with me." he says in a no-nonsense manner. With a gun to your head, you are escorted to a rather modern apartment in the middle of downtown. Once there you become sky's pet, his wish is your command, his unspoken thought your law. One day, he gets drunk, and you decide to try to oppose him. In his fury, he crusshes your throat. As you slowly strangulate to death, he kneels over you and says , in a soft voice, "I'm sorry brother."the last thought to race through your mind is "He's alive? My brother is alive, and a tiger anthro?" and then all goes black.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on February 24, 2013, 05:30:32 pm
Death by BANANA TO THE EYE!!!!
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Post by: SkyFire on February 24, 2013, 10:06:12 pm
death by stoning due to lack of creativity.
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Post by: dodbringr on February 24, 2013, 10:32:49 pm
Death by dismemberment. Your bits and pieces are thrown into a vat of homemade sulfuric acid, which is dumped into a hole in our backyard and buried, and covered in fresh sod so as to be unnoticeable. Basic creativity with a touch of science.  :D
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Post by: Kek on February 25, 2013, 02:03:31 pm
Eaten by Pinkfoot the lion... he has mean eyes!
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Post by: SkyFire on February 25, 2013, 02:19:57 pm
death by newbie noobishness.

you looked through a senior members only thread and they found out, then killed you to keep their secret.
(What was their secret?)
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Post by: Ezrah on February 25, 2013, 05:57:18 pm
Drowning in a pool of Glade air freshener. Only thing I could think of.
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Post by: SkyFire on February 25, 2013, 08:28:27 pm
drowning in liquid deoderent. Hey, at least you smell fresh. LOLOLOLOLOL
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Post by: victorwolf on February 25, 2013, 10:18:43 pm
death by castration
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Post by: Ezrah on February 26, 2013, 06:39:07 pm
600,000 bees. The rest is self explanatory...if you can think about anything other than bees at the time.
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Post by: SkyFire on February 26, 2013, 07:34:43 pm
Death by un-friendly fire. you got shot. by a bad guy. using a howitzer. that blew your whole neighborhood to trash. all that's left of you. is a smoking. pile of ash.
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Post by: Ezrah on February 26, 2013, 08:38:35 pm
You drown in nacho cheese being thrown from a C-130.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on February 27, 2013, 12:52:15 pm
The last sound you hear being, "GRENADE, GET DOWN!"
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Post by: Wolf Kid on February 27, 2013, 01:07:07 pm
You shall die by my sword. *swings Bludwulf wildly*
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Post by: Katra on February 27, 2013, 07:02:37 pm
Epic fail at swinging a mace.
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Post by: dodbringr on February 27, 2013, 07:55:25 pm
Cleaved in half by my scythe while you were making fun of Kid's lack of form. (Fencing term...)   :)
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Post by: Leeseetsa on February 27, 2013, 08:05:49 pm
A state of Ennui, followed by a bought of existential freeze. Then you die of bordom.
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Post by: SkyFire on February 27, 2013, 11:45:41 pm
you fall and die on impact. HOW THE HECK DO YOU ON IMPACT FROM FALLING TWO FEET???????
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Post by: Wolf Kid on February 28, 2013, 12:31:12 pm
You shall die by falling two feet into battery acid and ripped apart by pirannas living in the acid. (How there would even be pirannas in battery acid is a mystery you cannot solve)
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Post by: dodbringr on February 28, 2013, 05:57:48 pm
On posting that, you decide to try and figure it out yourself. Your end up trying to divide by zero, and open a wormhole next to you. You get eaten by said wormhole, and get blamed for ending the world.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on February 28, 2013, 06:15:45 pm
Death by jellyfish stings. Some chick runs up next to you as you lay on the beach twitching, and offers you sushi. Sadly, it is toxic puffer fish- you are done in by the extra dose of nerve damage.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on February 28, 2013, 06:30:32 pm
Fatal accident involving 3,000 tons of Banana pudding. All of it landing on you in a mass of banana-pudding goodness. I really like banana pudding >.> <.<
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Post by: Leeseetsa on February 28, 2013, 06:42:36 pm
Bannana pudding is amazing. :)

Oh, and death by electrocution. You try and set your attacker on fire just before you croke, but instead you set the building on fire. No one got out alive.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on February 28, 2013, 07:53:30 pm
Wow >.> <.< That actually sounds like a farely realistic way for Arashi to die XD

Anyways, You try to eject from a helicopter- Depending on the veiwpoint, you either succeeded or failed, but either way, there wasn't anything left of your sliced corpse to say exactly.
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Post by: Wolf Kid on February 28, 2013, 11:13:57 pm
You decide to go Cannibal and end up dying while fighting your next meal.
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Post by: Ezrah on March 01, 2013, 08:15:05 am
You die from something at some point...I have run out of ideas.
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Post by: Wolf Kid on March 01, 2013, 11:08:21 am
You shall die by having no ideas. You attempt at creating a idea out of nothing and then paradox occurs.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on March 01, 2013, 05:58:27 pm
You get sucked into the paradoxical worm hole.
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Post by: SkyFire on March 01, 2013, 06:32:49 pm
RANDOM!!!!!! YOU FALL INTO AN APPLE AND DIE XD
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Post by: Wolf Kid on March 01, 2013, 07:52:58 pm
You eat the apple and it becomes a grenade.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on March 01, 2013, 08:16:48 pm
You experiance the truth and go mad, then fall and break your neck.
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Post by: Wolf Kid on March 01, 2013, 09:58:09 pm
You realize truth often lies so you perform Seppuko (idk if I spelled Samurai Suicide right)
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on March 02, 2013, 08:55:52 am
Seppaku. That's what I've seen it as. Performed by self-disembowelment (Jabbing a dagger and cutting out your intestines), and then, ussually, a fellow person would decapitate you.

Anyways;Splattered by a Mongoose.

Whomever killed you earned the "Mongoose Mowdown" Achievment.
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Post by: Natura Wolf on March 02, 2013, 09:09:24 am
Attacked by Tribbles
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on March 02, 2013, 09:13:47 am
Swarmed by thousands and thousands of those flying Akrid from Lost Planet.... Without any weapon to devend yourself besides the sniper rifle. And it only has two clips. No harmonizer, either.
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Post by: Natura Wolf on March 02, 2013, 09:39:48 am
Swarmed by thousands and thousands of those flying Akrid from Lost Planet.... Without any weapon to devend yourself besides the sniper rifle. And it only has two clips. No harmonizer, either.

(This is war XD)

Falls into a mole hole and comes out on the otherside of the world, shooting out and into an incoming plane
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Post by: Kobuk on March 02, 2013, 09:41:27 am
^ Dead........because I wished it.
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Post by: SkyFire on March 02, 2013, 10:00:32 am
Dead for killing someone for an unreasonable reason. :P
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Post by: Wolf Kid on March 02, 2013, 10:42:54 am
You die by setting yourself on fire and jumping in Pirrana Bay
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on March 02, 2013, 01:04:29 pm
Death by a super-strict librarian crushing your skull with a massive dictionary. For misspelling "Pirahna."
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Post by: Wolf Kid on March 02, 2013, 10:01:00 pm
You die from boredom after said librarian bans you from the library.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on March 02, 2013, 10:37:12 pm
You die from mistaken impressions leading to an inescapable situation involving the world's largest Rubber Band ball. It squeeshes you like a sack full of bugs, but in a much more bloody way, with a astoundingly brutal sound of bones snapping and piercing flesh with a "Booooooing!" noise.

I do not read books, I hate Libraries... All those books, that other people touched? Eeeeew! *Laughs*

And yet... This doesn't keep me from buying used books.

Instead, I archive. ARASHI; THE LITHE GAY KICKBOXER SCRIBE!
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Post by: SkyFire on March 02, 2013, 10:57:07 pm
pity, your death iis much more humiliating.
you go to vactican city, to be blessed by the pope, and as he was blessing you, a chunk of the cieling in the church fell and crushed you. There was the horrendus sound of snapping bones, and the pope's robe turned red, your death was proclaimed as punishment by god himself, and the little remains that you had left were tossed into a shallow hole in a landfill and buried.
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Post by: Natura Wolf on March 03, 2013, 02:35:28 am
Summons a lizzardly Ettin with glowing red eyes.

Ominie dia sheeva crossenta
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on March 03, 2013, 08:49:16 pm
.... Wrong topic. The topic creator kils and eats you with a rusty spork.
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Post by: SkyFire on March 03, 2013, 08:51:35 pm
killed for being lithe and gay.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on March 03, 2013, 09:09:15 pm
Frankly, I'm a bit insulted by that...  :P

Anyways, death by... Ah, dammit >.< You've made me lose my idea with that.

Think of the most painful hideous, gory death you can think of, and then make it 9001 times worse. That is how you die.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on March 03, 2013, 09:12:28 pm
You od on adrinaline and adrinaline stimulatives, and go into cardiac arrest
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Post by: SkyFire on March 03, 2013, 09:19:26 pm
you fall. Into a lake. And get sucked to the bottem and helld there by the current.

arashi, I wouldn't pull that on you if I didn't share those same traits.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on March 03, 2013, 09:24:25 pm
Damn you lithe, gay men! Whatever happened to being a short, strait, cubby-cute female? :(

Oh, and death by implosion.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on March 03, 2013, 09:27:56 pm
^ I have no idea. *Shrugs*

You trip and fall on a sword.

It doesn't matter, Skyfire. You still "Said" it in a more insulting way, Intended or not. It doesn't mater HOW many of traits that someone has in common, that doesn't make it right. I am insulted. Basic and simple.
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Post by: Kobuk on March 03, 2013, 09:32:45 pm
killed for being lithe and gay.

you fall. Into a lake. And get sucked to the bottem and helld there by the current.

arashi, I wouldn't pull that on you if I didn't share those same traits.

^ I have no idea. *Shrugs*

You trip and fall on a sword.

It doesn't matter, Skyfire. You still "Said" it in a more insulting way, Intended or not. It doesn't mater HOW many of traits that someone has in common, that doesn't make it right. I am insulted. Basic and simple.

If you're going to argue, then take it to PM, please.
http://forums.furtopia.org/index.php?topic=40675.0
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Post by: Wolf Kid on March 04, 2013, 06:44:13 am
...I am gay...:(   

You die by the king for becoming insulted. He shall feed you to his starving mob of zombies.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on March 04, 2013, 06:59:14 am
Death by plane crash. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!

And sweet! That's three of you. One more, and I can have an entirely male backup dance crew to help me sing When I Grow Up! It's perfect! :D
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Post by: WhiteStorm on March 04, 2013, 08:42:27 am
Slowly.
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Post by: SkyFire on March 04, 2013, 11:18:36 am
Falling into acid.
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Post by: Blackrose13 on March 05, 2013, 08:03:28 am
Getting your fire put out
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on March 05, 2013, 09:26:58 am
getting your fire put ON. In other words, you are now on fire.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on March 05, 2013, 06:14:03 pm
Shark tank of DOOOOOOOOOM!
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on March 05, 2013, 06:16:51 pm
Eaten and lasered by sharks with laser beams attached to thier heads. *Puts his pinky to the corner of his mouth*
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Post by: SkyFire on March 05, 2013, 10:14:02 pm
car battery flushed out of an airplane. *whistling noise, followed by a sickening crunch* ouch.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on March 06, 2013, 04:53:48 pm
Crushed by Blue Ice ^.^
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Post by: Ezrah on March 06, 2013, 05:28:03 pm
Smothered by expanding foam.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on March 06, 2013, 06:07:28 pm
Smothered with honey
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on March 07, 2013, 11:25:55 am
Eaten by a ravenous horde of space bees.

Or would it be space hornets?
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Post by: Leeseetsa on March 07, 2013, 07:02:03 pm
Given the death stare by the feral rats. You promptly die.
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Post by: SkyFire on March 07, 2013, 08:26:43 pm
^^is beneath me when I jump off a three story building. I live, you die. Sorry?
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Post by: Leeseetsa on March 07, 2013, 09:38:52 pm
*haunts you and makes you commit suicide accidentally*

Uh... dude, sorry? :<
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on March 08, 2013, 04:47:10 pm
Pets a cat in a house filled with methane, with the cat's static setting off the gas. Ka-BOOM!
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Post by: SkyFire on March 09, 2013, 08:40:47 am
Killed for annoying the BS out of me with a PM detail a mistake of mine.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on March 09, 2013, 09:17:11 am
Death by the hypocracy ghost. Damn, that little bugger go away again!... I guess I'll just have to wait for his next attack.
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Post by: SkyFire on March 09, 2013, 09:21:12 am
killed by the hypocrisy ghost for the sake of irony
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Post by: Natura Wolf on March 09, 2013, 09:33:57 am
The wrath of the Flying Spaghetti monster
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Post by: Natura Wolf on March 09, 2013, 09:34:45 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on March 09, 2013, 10:46:06 am
Killed by italian cooking. The BAD kind.
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Post by: Leeseetsa on March 09, 2013, 11:02:47 am
Ate the bad italian as well, but slowly soffered gastrointestinal issues four ours after the meal.
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Post by: SkyFire on March 09, 2013, 01:47:44 pm
Crushed by a falling potato
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Post by: Leeseetsa on March 09, 2013, 09:12:38 pm
Tried to learn the basic principals of quantim physics via concussive ossmosis
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Post by: SkyFire on March 09, 2013, 10:35:00 pm
you die from over exposure to furtopia
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on March 10, 2013, 12:45:27 pm
You die from a recently immortalized Leeseetsa who merely transcended into epicness, her physical form dying. It's almost like those guys who opened that golden box in Indiana Jones. (Your death)
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Post by: SkyFire on March 10, 2013, 05:47:24 pm
Fine. Be that way. *pulls out an antimatter bomb* I agree, screw the universe. *sets it off and obliterates the whole universe*
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Post by: Kek on March 12, 2013, 06:58:03 pm
Killed for my dinner!
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Post by: Graywolf440 on March 12, 2013, 08:27:22 pm
Dies of horror of being banned from the forum (:
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Post by: SkyFire on March 13, 2013, 11:14:03 am
death by a harmless fly. That turned out be a misquito carrying malaria.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on March 13, 2013, 04:14:59 pm
Battletech Quote time; "Fine, be that way, you petulent bird"

Stomped on by a Fafnir Battlemech. Only the most brutal and hard to kill mech in Mechwarrior Mercs 4.
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Post by: Graywolf440 on March 13, 2013, 04:18:05 pm
dies of going stir crazy
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Post by: Leeseetsa on March 13, 2013, 05:07:34 pm
Death by Grim Reaper.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on March 16, 2013, 06:44:30 pm
Death by being kiled so much, you die ^.^
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Post by: SkyFire on March 17, 2013, 03:50:06 pm
Death by a vengeful phoenix for your battle-tech qoute
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Post by: Katra on March 17, 2013, 06:02:10 pm
Skewered by falling icicle.
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Post by: SkyFire on March 18, 2013, 01:24:59 am
a random pie falls from low orbit and hits you
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Post by: dodbringr on March 18, 2013, 02:08:16 am
You fall asleep in a car, and the car gets towed. By mistake, the car is taken to a junkyard instead of wherever towed cars go. At the junkyard is one of those really big car crusher things. As you can probably figure out from here, a bird drops a rock into the machinery of the crusher. It sticks in one if the gears and jams the whole machine, causing it to tremble with the sudden stop. As it trembles, a rusty bit of a bolt falls down onto the car that is about to be crushed. Suddenly, the rock unsticks itself, and the crusher slams shut much faster than it should have. As the metal of the car folds in on itself, a particularly wide piece of metal snaps inward and hits the bolt so that it flies out the window and lands next to a tire. As you sit up and realize where you are, the tire pops, and the force of the air rushing out if the tire propels the bolt straight toward your car with enough force to put a hole through an concrete wall. The bolt pierces the glass of your window with a slight *tink* and hits you in the forehead. As it leaves your head and car, most of your skull goes flying out the window behind you. The car was then crushed, and all your bits and stuff are now being melted down and turned into other stuff. Yay recycling!  :D
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Post by: SkyFire on March 18, 2013, 02:59:08 am
well... that was long and rather morbid....































































































Death by spending to much time scrolling to read this XD
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Post by: Leeseetsa on March 18, 2013, 07:21:28 am
Death by Au Oni! >:(
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Post by: dodbringr on March 18, 2013, 08:14:51 am
Death by Au Oni! >:(

Death by Smile Dog. Don't know what that is? Google it. Just have a small browsing window if you search images for it.  ;)
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on March 18, 2013, 05:27:08 pm
Death by infection of red death.

Also, Dodbringr, I am not going to get any sleep for a while now... Thanks/Sarcasm
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Post by: Leeseetsa on March 18, 2013, 06:27:04 pm
Dod, my sister is like this (crosses paw didgets and claws) with creepy pasta mythos.

Arashi, death by heart attack from looking up smiledog.
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Post by: dodbringr on March 18, 2013, 06:45:20 pm
Aww sorry! In all honesty, though, we did warn you.  :P   :)

Death by looking up other creepypasta images, just because you were that curious. (biggest mistake we ever made...  x_x  )
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Post by: Kek on March 19, 2013, 12:14:05 am
Death from fighting a knight with a dragon lance!
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Post by: SkyFire on March 19, 2013, 07:20:15 pm
death by fighting a mercenary with a helicopter gunship.
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Post by: Kobuk on March 19, 2013, 11:52:25 pm
^  Death by 10,000 Orcs capturing you and taking you to Mordor where Sauron the Great personnaly tortures you and kills you for not divulging the location of the One Ring.
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Post by: dodbringr on March 20, 2013, 08:56:57 am
Death by living through every death scenario from all of the Final Destination movies, but as you walk away from the last scenario, you slip on an ice cube and hit your head on the corner of a table, knocking yourself out and creating a large bleeding gash on your head. As you are unconscious, there is nothing to stem the flow, and you quickly bleed out and die.

We are wondering if we should stop doing these, since every death we come up with becomes more and more gruesome as time goes on.   x_x
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on March 21, 2013, 12:18:41 am
Death by watching the original Smurf movie. The one from Belgium where each time a Smurf hops, it sounds like someone cupping a palm of their hand on top of an empty glass wine bottle.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on March 21, 2013, 04:22:10 pm
Death by that wine bottle falling from the tallest building ever. Hitting you as you look up, directly in the forehead. Blinded by glass shard, you fall into the street, and are run over by a moter scooter, killing you and the driver of the absurdly heavy and fast motor scooter as he falls off and cracks his skull on the curb.
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Post by: Ezrah on March 22, 2013, 03:52:53 am
While figuring out how someone will die, you realize that you have forgotten it. You go insane trying to figure it out and you spend countless hours awake trying to remember just one thing about the way someone will die. You begin to lose your focus on reality...and it hits you that you remember the idea. Unfortunately, it hits you in the form of a bus that lost its brakes and is aflame after going through a flammable substance and hitting a guardrail causing a spark.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on March 22, 2013, 05:05:15 pm
Killed by... I... Ur... I don't know, hang on, hang on, I'll get bakc to you on this...

Evil trap where you fall naked on a giant, flat peice of steel, where it is instantly superheated and your burning body is stuck to it. We need a giant spatula and a fire hose to get you off of the metal sheet.
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Post by: Natura Wolf on March 24, 2013, 10:38:24 am
You meet my friend....Medusa :D
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on March 24, 2013, 01:54:04 pm
Who is beheaded after I die by Kratos and kills you by showing you her decapitaqted and non-decaying head.
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Post by: SkyFire on April 01, 2013, 11:33:53 pm
a fat man tripped, fell three stories out of a window, and splatted on the side walk, the ambulence runs you over on the way to treat him.
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Post by: DankHeart on April 02, 2013, 12:37:21 am
You pour so much hand sanitizer on your hands that it runs off and spills all over the floor. It is pooling at your feet. You continue pouring it. A security guard comes over. _____, you’re causing a disturbance. I’m going to have to ask you to leave. The security guard slips, falls. The security guard is covered in hand sanitizer. The security guard is so clean. You are so clean. Ya did clean. Do you absolutely clean.
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Post by: Firelight on April 09, 2013, 01:10:10 am
Will die by suffocation from my chi's death breath.  :D
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Post by: Katra on April 13, 2013, 09:01:42 pm
Walked out into a very dark backyard, tripped over a raccoon, and fell directly onto a porcupine.
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Post by: charcoal on April 14, 2013, 12:43:54 am
That racoon has rabies
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Post by: dodbringr on April 14, 2013, 02:49:55 am
And the raccoon bit you as well.  :3  Then the slightly squashed porcupine came over and nommed on your neck, which caused massive bleeding. You got rabies and bled out simultaneously.  x_x
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Post by: Natura Wolf on April 14, 2013, 05:59:01 am
In the arms of their loved ones as they ascend to their next life
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on April 14, 2013, 10:52:51 am
Being too pleasant.

(Nice job destroying the melancholeia)
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Post by: dodbringr on April 14, 2013, 01:01:15 pm
Run over by a truck driven by peace activists.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on April 15, 2013, 04:48:06 pm
Run over by Richard Nixon, who is chasing the peace activists.
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Post by: Katra on April 15, 2013, 09:53:47 pm
Run over by the cops pursuing the two reckless drivers.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on April 16, 2013, 10:13:30 am
Destroyed by the entire chase going through your living room. Splatter.
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Post by: SilentCicada on April 17, 2013, 06:42:30 am
Hit by vehicle because they were bending over to pick up a penny in the middle of the street.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on April 20, 2013, 11:43:17 am
The penny is flung from my body, flying across the street and landing in your food as you were eating outside, and as you swallow the bite of the penny and some other food, you choke on it. Pennies are never so lucky.
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Post by: Firelight on April 24, 2013, 10:28:25 pm
Eating one to many Malt balls XD I can relate to this!
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Post by: Acheron187 on April 25, 2013, 12:43:24 am
By falling into a vat of radioactive super lobsters
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on April 26, 2013, 11:33:50 am
Need a mercy killer to use on yourself?

http://www.8daysageek.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/zoidberg.png

Why not Zoidberg?
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Post by: Fledgling on April 26, 2013, 04:07:25 pm
Accidently strangle yourself with the sweater you're trying to put on.
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Post by: charcoal on April 29, 2013, 06:37:16 pm
say hello to my little friend    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2wD5TaMf2k
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Post by: Jackie on May 16, 2013, 06:34:57 pm
Bear hugs charcoal and just gets tighter, and tighter, and tighter...and doesnt let go :goldbloody:
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on May 18, 2013, 04:23:06 pm
Shanked to death in prison for taking the last orange, partly in thanks to witnesses to Charcoal's death.

Bet murdering Charcoal looks less fun? :D
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Post by: SkyFire on May 18, 2013, 04:34:59 pm
Brutally ripped limb from limb slowly by a gang of thugs who'd watched the bear guy's trial on tv, and had rooted for him. Pity you were the witness that helped organize his death.

Having the bear guy shanked still look fun?
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Post by: charcoal on May 21, 2013, 02:45:03 pm
you get lost and try directions from slenderman and you were never heard from AGAIN..... :o
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Post by: SkyFire on May 21, 2013, 02:53:22 pm
A steel-core bouncy ball is thrown from the empire state building, it bounces and goes through you. Da end.
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Post by: charcoal on May 21, 2013, 03:20:12 pm
YOUR HEART EXPLODES DUE TO MUCH CUTENESS   http://www.xtraamazingpics.com/wp-content/uploads/pic/Funny%20Kittens/Funny%20Kitten%20Photography%2015.jpg
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Post by: SkyFire on May 21, 2013, 04:34:02 pm
Nope. Dont got one.(heart)


You however, are squashed by a falling zebra.
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Post by: Firelight on May 21, 2013, 09:51:24 pm
Death by arceus
Epic win  8)
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Post by: Mylo on May 21, 2013, 09:57:36 pm
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU....death by axe.  :o
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Post by: SkyFire on May 21, 2013, 09:58:19 pm
An ax, dropped from a thirty story window, is not very forgiving upon the object it falls up, in this case, you. Dont walk near the building hosting the international ax dropping contest next time. oh, wait, you're dead.  x_x


(wow.... I was typing this while you posted that, mylo)
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Post by: Katra on May 21, 2013, 09:59:09 pm
Mistaken for tent peg by Paul Bunyan.
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Post by: SkyFire on May 21, 2013, 10:02:51 pm
Mistaken for escaped zoo animal after becoming a furry(It could happen.....)
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Post by: charcoal on May 24, 2013, 02:27:49 pm
death having no heart
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Post by: DarkDemon on May 30, 2013, 04:45:58 pm
Death by mind implosion!!! :D
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 30, 2013, 06:27:15 pm
Eaten by monkfish.  the monkfish ends up in a trawling net.  good luck with that.  and i may as well be dead already, so that may be a problem for who ever wants to kill me.
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Post by: DarkDemon on May 30, 2013, 06:49:52 pm
That is, unless the dead want to kill you! Haha! That's right, I drew the zombie card! *zombie munches your brain*
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 30, 2013, 06:53:56 pm
Fish cannot be infected by the zombie virus.  you, however, can! *jumps onto you and sticks a syringe into your chest* "have fun being a zombie!"
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Post by: DarkDemon on May 30, 2013, 06:59:46 pm
Fine. Fine, FINE! I may be a zombie, but you still is a feesh! *roasts you with mai demony fire power and has delicious fish fo dinner* Muahahaha!
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 30, 2013, 07:03:59 pm
you sick monster.  karma will catch up to you some day.
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Post by: DarkDemon on May 30, 2013, 07:50:20 pm
Alright, alright! Spits up le magic fish who's, for no reason, totally fine... Then, I smash it witha hammer!!! Those are the rules, you see XD ((But, really, never meant to offend anybody :-[))
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 30, 2013, 10:47:41 pm
THIS FISH IS MOST DISPLEASED!!! DIE *lazer eyes*
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Post by: DarkDemon on May 31, 2013, 06:28:58 pm
Sinced I've been lazered... *swatz you with mai "lit-on-fire" paw*
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on May 31, 2013, 08:02:28 pm
Killed by a murderilator.
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Post by: DarkDemon on May 31, 2013, 08:06:21 pm
Stepped on by a giant angry elephant.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on May 31, 2013, 08:08:38 pm
Killed by Halo Warthog Splatter.

"Road trip!"
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 01, 2013, 12:15:32 am
you took a road trip, stopped by Starbucks, bought a mocha, and were eaten by velociraptors
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Post by: Sledge on June 01, 2013, 12:16:25 am
Killed by the guardians.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 01, 2013, 12:18:08 am
Killed by sledge the bandit (from borderlands) because you tryed to take his name
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Post by: Sledge on June 01, 2013, 12:19:19 am
(I wondered if anyone would reference him when I signed up.) killed by my epic assassin build on borderlands 2
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 01, 2013, 12:22:44 am
Killed by my slippery torpedo (i swear to god, that's what the gun is called! everything made by torge is a double meaning thing, most of them being disgusting.) 
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Post by: Sledge on June 01, 2013, 12:25:03 am
(With the way the games' humor is... I wouldn't be surprised. What system do you play on? If Xbox 360, do you have live?) phase locked, then ganged up on by my friends
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 01, 2013, 12:26:53 am
YOU TOO!? HELL YEAH!!! xbox, and live!  Gamertag is Fuzzle23.
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Post by: Sledge on June 01, 2013, 12:29:04 am
YOU TOO!? HELL YEAH!!! xbox, and live!  Gamertag is Fuzzle23.
(Yeah!  8) will add you ASAP. Request will come from Tekijo.)
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 01, 2013, 12:31:17 am
Yeah, ill add you as soon as i can, but im not at my dad's this week where we have live, (my parents are divorced) next weekend for sure!
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Post by: Kobuk on June 01, 2013, 12:36:18 am
(Take it to PM, guys.)


Ralph dies after being captured by a secret military organisation, then dissected by scientists to find out "what makes him tick" so to speak. ;)
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 01, 2013, 12:41:09 am
(I would say something, but i don't think its a good idea to attack an admin...)
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Post by: DarkDemon on June 01, 2013, 08:15:58 am
Suddenly you're ganged up on by all the admins and thrown in a pit, where you'll never see the light of day again! : D All because you slightly angered just the one.
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Post by: Sledge on June 01, 2013, 09:41:38 am
Ripped apart by a thresher.
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Post by: DarkDemon on June 01, 2013, 09:51:37 am
Attacked by a rabid squirrel!
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Post by: Sledge on June 01, 2013, 09:54:18 am
Which would make this rhino rabid..... Killed by a rabid rhino before he died.
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Post by: SkyFire on June 01, 2013, 10:35:47 am
 you are slowly torn bit by excruciating bit apart by thorne, who came alive with a ruthless grudge against you. :goldbloody:
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Post by: DarkDemon on June 01, 2013, 11:18:56 am
You were there and got caught in the middle of it after you decided to ROFL. :3
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 01, 2013, 01:46:26 pm
Swallow you whole! SWALLOW YOU WHOLE!!!
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Post by: DarkDemon on June 01, 2013, 01:58:01 pm
Dies in a plane crash... Because the plane landed on you. :3
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 01, 2013, 02:00:59 pm
Tears your face off with my mouth!
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Post by: DarkDemon on June 01, 2013, 02:05:49 pm
HaHA! You die because my face turns to poison!
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 01, 2013, 02:10:30 pm
Monkfish has immunity to poison!  and you have no face!
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Post by: DarkDemon on June 01, 2013, 02:13:11 pm
Oh yeah?! Slaps on a cracked mask and becomes the Phantom of the Opera! And I procede to sing so high that you 'splode!!
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 01, 2013, 02:25:01 pm
Mummy's with chainsaws cut you in half
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Post by: DarkDemon on June 01, 2013, 02:33:13 pm
Thrown into an oven on a pizza and cooked. *ding* Bon appetit!
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 01, 2013, 02:44:08 pm
fish was not cooked properly, you die from food poisoning!
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Post by: DarkDemon on June 01, 2013, 02:52:30 pm
While laughing about my death, you walk into a zoo. Soon you've the feline exhibit and finally notice where you are. The cages were unlocked for cleaning on this day and the cats were coming out with the trainers... And the leashes are just long enough fur them to reach you >:3 You can guess what happened to the feeshy next!
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 01, 2013, 03:03:29 pm
AAAAAHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEE-SPLERTCH, SHLITCH, SLARTCH, SPLUTCH!!!
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Post by: DarkDemon on June 01, 2013, 03:09:43 pm
Muahahaha!
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 01, 2013, 03:11:05 pm
Killed by "the thingy"
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Post by: DarkDemon on June 01, 2013, 03:41:43 pm
(Lolz) Killed by being too close to me when the thingy killed meh!
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 01, 2013, 03:43:17 pm
 x_x
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Post by: DarkDemon on June 01, 2013, 03:44:54 pm
I already killed you, your turn :3 Wow, that's not a weird thing to say at all! XD
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 01, 2013, 03:46:42 pm
*holding gun sidways* "DIE SCUMBAG!!!!" *BANG*
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Post by: DarkDemon on June 01, 2013, 03:49:35 pm
You die because of the way you were holding the gun. You see, holding it like that broke your wrist, send your hand flying back and ultimately smashing the weapon into yo face. MuahahahahaHAHAHAAhahaHaaha...
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 01, 2013, 04:19:18 pm
DAWWWW...
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Post by: DarkDemon on June 01, 2013, 06:03:31 pm
((I know... Mind implosion, right?!))
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Post by: Sledge on June 01, 2013, 08:30:52 pm
Since both of you posted without killing the other... You both get shredded by Thorne's rattler minigun. Napalm, sulphuric acid, liquid nitrogen.... Repeat a seventy times a second.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 01, 2013, 09:11:58 pm
SMASHED BY PUNJAR'S HAMMER, THE FIST-STOMPER (a steel shaft, with a brass fist for the head, and a brass boot for the hook/spike part)
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Post by: Scarlegs on June 01, 2013, 09:35:25 pm
implodes by the sheer force of the moons craters alien-lessness
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Post by: DarkDemon on June 02, 2013, 10:18:27 am
While on a cruise that you won in a contest, you get attacked by a giant squid and sunk!!
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 02, 2013, 11:50:17 am
Eaten by ants, because you stepped on their hill
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Post by: DarkDemon on June 03, 2013, 04:45:42 pm
Eaten by the giant anteaters that the said ants attracted. ((and when I say giant, I mean like fifty feet tall))
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Post by: Scarlegs on June 04, 2013, 05:31:07 pm
Drowned in quick-sand (Should've floated on your back!)
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Post by: DarkDemon on June 04, 2013, 08:52:22 pm
Hit by a surprise asteroid.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 04, 2013, 10:33:01 pm
Obliterated by a nuclear whale.
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Post by: DarkDemon on June 05, 2013, 08:05:45 pm
Eaten by a crazy living-flesh eating vulture.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 05, 2013, 08:45:17 pm
Obliterated by a nuclear whale.  (where have all the whales been going?  the feds have been stealing them, and strapping rockets to them, and shoving warheads in their mouths!  there are thousands, based at the bottom of the sea!)
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Post by: DarkDemon on June 05, 2013, 08:50:08 pm
Eaten by said nuclear whale. "It's nucular, dummy! The 'S' is silent!"
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 05, 2013, 08:53:53 pm
Obliterated by a nuclear whale. (Damn, this is easy!)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: DarkDemon on June 05, 2013, 09:00:15 pm
Beaten over the head with a rock...... By a nuclear whale :D
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 05, 2013, 09:05:32 pm
Ow... that one hurt a bit... OBLITERATED BY A NUCLEAR WHALE!!! *insert manical laughter from ren & stimpy*
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: DarkDemon on June 05, 2013, 09:12:19 pm
((Lawlz :D)) Attacked by a pterrible-dactle!!! SSSCCRRRRREEEEEEEEECCCHHHH!!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on June 05, 2013, 09:14:18 pm
Obliterated by a nuclear whale!
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Post by: DarkDemon on June 05, 2013, 09:20:54 pm
Got 'sploded when le nuclear whale bit a nuclear submarine.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on June 05, 2013, 09:25:09 pm
Obliterated by a nuclear whale
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: DarkDemon on June 05, 2013, 09:34:20 pm
You implode because of sadness when you hear the song Hallelujah playing at the nuclear whale's funeral. That sub had some bad meat, considering how it was tainted by nuclear goo.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on June 05, 2013, 09:36:02 pm
You die because you were at the funeral when it was OBLITERATED BY A NUCLEAR WHALE!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: DarkDemon on June 06, 2013, 06:24:12 pm
Obliterated by a RADIOACTIVE SQUID!!!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on June 06, 2013, 06:55:23 pm
Obliterated by a nuclear whale!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jackie on June 06, 2013, 07:13:22 pm
Drowns in unrefined whale oil.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 06, 2013, 08:16:16 pm
Glub glub glub...  :'(  NUCLEAR WH- SIR, WE'VE RUN OUT OF NUCLEAR WHALES!!!  oh... thats bad... RRHHHAAAAGHHH *stabs you with a knife through the computer screen*
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: DarkDemon on June 06, 2013, 09:21:10 pm
While you are between the internet cyber space connecting your computers, you blow up because you... Well.... I just wanted to make you go POOF!! XD
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on June 06, 2013, 09:40:03 pm
the mouth of a monkfish goes out of your computer screen and bites your face off.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: DarkDemon on June 06, 2013, 09:43:59 pm
HahaHA! I'm using a phone! :D Smacks the monkfish with a leather shoe, making a loud thwack noise!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on June 06, 2013, 10:07:24 pm
Eaten by psycho zombies
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Post by: DarkDemon on June 06, 2013, 11:12:02 pm
We had a psycho zombie fox here once. *drifts off and remembers stuff, then bashes you over the head with a frying pan!* Muahaha! :goldbloody:
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on June 06, 2013, 11:39:46 pm
*over intercomm*
"SIR, WE JUST RECIVED A NEW SHIPMENT OF NUCLEAR WHALES."
"well, what are we waiting for, launch them!"
"SIR, WE NEED T O PREP TH-"
*commander presses the big red button*
KKKKAAAAAAABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
*and you die as well*
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Sledge on June 06, 2013, 11:53:19 pm
Killed to death. In other words... Killed by "no duh!"  :D
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on June 07, 2013, 12:51:15 am
Eaten by mark the manticore, alive.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: DarkDemon on June 07, 2013, 11:41:16 am
Eaten by Mark the manticore, dead. :P Because I dropped you from the very end of the ozone to the earth.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on June 07, 2013, 03:12:39 pm
Eaten alive by a SMOUSETRAPtm
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Post by: DarkDemon on June 07, 2013, 04:19:50 pm
Killed because you were to near me when I imploded on account of my not knowing what a SMOUSETRAPtm is!!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on June 07, 2013, 06:54:23 pm
Died from being dyed green and run over by a lawnmower.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: DarkDemon on June 07, 2013, 08:26:56 pm
HaHA! My eyes aren't green! At least, not mai fursonas eyes... They be yellow! Xapps you with mai, suddenly yellow, and suddenly lazarful, lazar eyes!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on June 07, 2013, 10:06:07 pm
Light Emitted by Stimulated Emission of Radiation

*ZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

and now you are a blackened char surrounding a large burning hole in the ground.

yay for lasers!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: DarkDemon on June 07, 2013, 10:23:03 pm
I explode because that was so radioactive, and therefore I turn into a nuclear bomb!! Or, the atomic bomb, obviously taking you along with meh! (Btw, epic laser acronym! ^^)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on June 07, 2013, 10:34:24 pm
i destroy the explosion with NUCLEAR WHALES!!! *insert maniacal laughter from ren & stimpy*
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: DarkDemon on June 07, 2013, 10:50:30 pm
I destroy you with nuclear KILLER WHALES! They are a nice mutation I have had my top scientists engineer from the regular nuclear whales. The whales emit radioactive signals that melt your face before eating you with their specially modified steel, shreds-anything-they-come-into-contact-with teeth. Goodbye. *grins evilly as I press the red button that releases the KILLER WHALES*
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on June 07, 2013, 11:08:18 pm
i defeat them using A ROBO-SPACE-SQUID!!!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: DarkDemon on June 07, 2013, 11:19:22 pm
How dare you sir! I guess we'll have to do this the hard way!
 (http://www.visualphotos.com/photo/1x5071632/illustration_of_sperm_whale_eating_a_giant_squid_C4377.jpg)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on June 07, 2013, 11:53:37 pm
ROBO-SPACE-SQUID!!! NNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

*explodes in a massive mushroom cloud, incinerating you*
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Furenzied on June 08, 2013, 05:59:30 am
Hugh...i guess he dies in an explosion :D
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on June 08, 2013, 05:16:31 pm
Run over by a steamroller, like in austin powers (GET OUT OF THE WAY!!! STOOOOOOOOOOOP!!! AAAHHHHGGGAHHH!!!!!)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: DarkDemon on June 08, 2013, 09:36:51 pm
While yelling at that person, a giant golden eagle comes out of nowhere and takes you into that nowhere. :D
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on June 08, 2013, 09:50:24 pm
I eat the eagle, and am granted it's powers, and come out of nowhere, and leave you in nowhere.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: DarkDemon on June 08, 2013, 09:54:54 pm
You die because I has the powers of all the best rock bands in my palm and I erupt from the nowhere and beat you with a guitar, while playing aaaaaaAAAAAAAALLLLLLllllllllll sorts of epicness! :D >:3 C:<
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on June 09, 2013, 12:40:46 am
you die because E=MC2
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Sledge on June 09, 2013, 12:42:42 am
You die because pi r square..... Pie aren't square, they're round. You die because you're a square pie.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on June 09, 2013, 03:01:01 am
You die because i turned you into a potato plant, and put you in a square pot, turning you into a square root!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Furenzied on June 09, 2013, 07:43:11 am
You die because you divided by 0 and just ceace to exist.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on June 09, 2013, 02:26:04 pm
You die because math is for SISSIES!!!
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Post by: Furenzied on June 09, 2013, 05:10:14 pm
You die because you kept talking when Acmed said "silence, I kill you!"
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Plantan on June 09, 2013, 10:06:36 pm
You die because there was a break in the infinity sign....  :o
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Furenzied on June 09, 2013, 10:15:48 pm
 :o...my mind exploded...you die because you infinitely split a line of infinite points. Making an infinite of infinity's. (A philosopher actually went crazy doing that.)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Drakkon on June 10, 2013, 12:04:34 am
You die because MATH=mental abuse to humans :D
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 10, 2013, 12:35:38 am
you die, beacause i ripped yer face off an wore it as a hat!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Furenzied on June 10, 2013, 09:31:42 am
You die because THIS! IS! SPARTA!!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Arashi_Calunata on June 10, 2013, 06:28:14 pm
Have a giant phone smashed into your face. NO! THIS IS PATRICK!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on June 10, 2013, 07:06:54 pm
THIS! IS! MONKFISH!!!
*giant monkfish swallows your head*
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Furenzied on June 10, 2013, 11:18:45 pm
THIS! IS! BORING!!
*everyone leaves and you are killed along with the thread* (really hope that doesn't happen, I'd feel like a jerk :P.)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on June 11, 2013, 08:01:16 am
death by mafia drive by
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Post by: Furenzied on June 11, 2013, 08:59:13 am
You got into the trash and ate the discarded chocolate.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on June 11, 2013, 01:44:58 pm
eaten alive by a tourist (it's normal where he comes from!)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Furenzied on June 11, 2013, 03:02:13 pm
(I take exception to that sir! *adjusts monocle* how presumptuous!)

You sir, will be killed by a runaway steamroller, driven by your future mother in law in what apparently was an "accident."
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on June 11, 2013, 03:08:35 pm
How disappointing...

you get sniped.  by a snipe (the bird)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Furenzied on June 11, 2013, 03:36:26 pm
You die because I arranged something...*shifty glance around*...any moment now...
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on June 11, 2013, 03:43:46 pm
The monkfish mafia had you "sleep with deh fish'ehs"
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Post by: Furenzied on June 11, 2013, 04:24:51 pm
The ground hog mafia had you "take a dirt nap"
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on June 11, 2013, 04:47:38 pm
Oh yeah, while i'm Sicilian! (no really, i am!) and you know what that means! (princess bride..?)
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Post by: Furenzied on June 11, 2013, 05:09:10 pm
Oh yeah, I'm part Japanese, you have dishonored your family! (You know what you have to do now)
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 11, 2013, 05:58:56 pm
HOH HOH IM FRENCH!!! kills you with my lack of manners
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Post by: Furenzied on June 11, 2013, 06:38:52 pm
Ok. I'm Canadian, and you die of boredom talking to me.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Arashi_Calunata on June 11, 2013, 08:36:08 pm
I'm Halo Nerd. You die of supreme boredom of me talking about Halo.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Furenzied on June 11, 2013, 09:32:26 pm
Master Chief shoots you.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 11, 2013, 11:15:51 pm
DEATH BY SQUISHING!!! *smashed by a very angry brick*
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Post by: Furenzied on June 11, 2013, 11:37:57 pm
You looked into the operational end of the device.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Arashi_Calunata on June 12, 2013, 12:16:24 am
The Composer deletes your physical form. And then Master Chief assassinates your promethean form.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 12, 2013, 12:55:14 am
Mozart beats the composer at its own game!
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Post by: Plantan on June 12, 2013, 07:05:43 am
You die because I gave you the plague!!!!
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Post by: Furenzied on June 12, 2013, 08:36:11 am
DEATH FROM HUGGLES!!
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Post by: flatout442 on June 12, 2013, 12:20:46 pm
You die because nobody likes huggles
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Post by: Furenzied on June 12, 2013, 12:28:48 pm
You die of loneliness cuz no one huggles you.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 12, 2013, 05:41:06 pm
you die beacause i stomp on your head like a goomba
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Furenzied on June 12, 2013, 05:43:21 pm
You die because you stomped on a phirana plant
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Ezrah on June 13, 2013, 04:28:53 am
A non-explainable force causes you to implode.
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Post by: Furenzied on June 13, 2013, 06:08:46 am
A very explainable force makes you explode.
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Post by: flatout442 on June 13, 2013, 11:47:42 am
You die because you failed the banana and sprite challenge.
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Post by: Furenzied on June 13, 2013, 12:26:38 pm
You ate too many Mentos after downing an entire gallon of soda.
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Post by: Drakkon on June 15, 2013, 06:44:39 am
You die because an alien put on a hat
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Post by: Furenzied on June 15, 2013, 07:51:13 am
You died because the same alien made you into a hat.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 15, 2013, 02:23:50 pm
you die because you were caught wearing a hat made out of a sentient being, and were sentenced to 15 years of being locked in a padded room, while having to listen to the band "hole" the whole time.
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Post by: Furenzied on June 15, 2013, 03:17:27 pm
The same thing happened to you, but you had to listen to Justin Beiber...
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 15, 2013, 05:10:45 pm
well, i'm not even sure if ive heard his music before, so i'm not even sure if i would mind for the first couple of days...

you called a fuzzle's mother ugly.  unspeakably violent things happened to you
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Furenzied on June 15, 2013, 06:13:08 pm
Worse things happened to you because you were insincere with your complements to said fuzzle's mother after seing what being honest got me.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on June 15, 2013, 07:23:33 pm
you die because the real me beats you to death with a stick for thinking that i would ever be insincere with my compliments.
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Post by: Furenzied on June 15, 2013, 07:37:16 pm
The tree you took the stick from falls on you and you get crushed.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 15, 2013, 07:50:35 pm
i light myself on fire and jump out of a third story window, and pounce-hug you, killing us both
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on June 15, 2013, 08:00:10 pm
*kicks trenyth into a pool with a sinder block chained to your feet*
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 15, 2013, 08:06:13 pm
ah, but if i was a newt, i could survive!

i bash your head in with a lead pipe
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Post by: charcoal on June 15, 2013, 08:24:54 pm
lead poisoning *graps a colt 1911 and puts you out of your misery*
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 15, 2013, 08:29:05 pm
gets an anteater, and have it stick its tongue down your ear, and skewer your brain
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Post by: Furenzied on June 15, 2013, 09:59:09 pm
Ants colonize in your brain...yep...where's your anteater now sir?
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 15, 2013, 10:01:57 pm
"DEAR GOD, WHY ME!?"

i collapse on the ground and explode, explodinating you
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Post by: Furenzied on June 15, 2013, 10:05:05 pm
Well...you die in an explosion...
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 15, 2013, 10:14:55 pm
and so do you!  8)
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Post by: Furenzied on June 15, 2013, 11:46:56 pm
Hrmm...quite so. *adjust monocle* indeed.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 15, 2013, 11:49:19 pm
Your monocle suddenly shatters, sending shards of glass into your eye, causing you to stumble around, and fall off a cliff.
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Post by: Furenzied on June 15, 2013, 11:50:59 pm
My cane launches out of my hand and impales you in the neck...fancy man wins again.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 16, 2013, 12:14:06 am
You realize how uncomfortable your shoes are.  you die.
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Post by: Furenzied on June 16, 2013, 12:43:29 am
You realize how unsophisticated your apperance details and you expire in a maner quite fitting for such a circumstance. Tally Ho!
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 16, 2013, 12:46:42 am
Claptrap attempts to kill you....  um... i'm not even sure what to say now...
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Furenzied on June 16, 2013, 12:50:08 am
Probably annoys me to death...

You die because you designed the product line and eliminate yourself in shame.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 16, 2013, 12:52:45 am
You die because you had to market them
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Post by: Furenzied on June 16, 2013, 12:56:36 am
You die because you bought one.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 16, 2013, 12:58:40 am
you die because you looked at one funny, so it shot you.
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Post by: Furenzied on June 16, 2013, 01:01:35 am
You die because you made them look funny.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 16, 2013, 01:03:38 am
you die because they aren't funny
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Post by: Furenzied on June 16, 2013, 01:08:56 am
You die because someone dissagrees with that opinion.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 16, 2013, 01:09:58 am
you die because that someone is me
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Post by: Furenzied on June 16, 2013, 01:12:31 am
You die because you killed the you in the mirror who dissagreed, killing yourself as well.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 16, 2013, 01:13:50 am
you die because you were standing behind me, and the mirror shatters as it sees you
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Post by: GrayWolf448 on June 16, 2013, 05:54:47 am
you will die by getting bitten by a creature that looks like a armadillo
and the person below me will die before he can kill me :3
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 16, 2013, 12:26:54 pm
That is not true in th-AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! *blood splatters all over the screen*
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Post by: Furenzied on June 16, 2013, 01:03:22 pm
...my job here is done...*slowly starts looting your place*
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Post by: Drakkon on June 16, 2013, 01:32:49 pm
You die because Sir pouncealot pounced on your face making you stumble into a meat grinder.
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Post by: Furenzied on June 16, 2013, 02:14:31 pm
You die because you choked eating the meat they made from me.
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Post by: charcoal on June 16, 2013, 08:39:33 pm
*creeps up from behind hit in the head by a steal bat smashing your skull in*
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Post by: Furenzied on June 16, 2013, 09:33:28 pm
The umpire kills you for misuse of sporting equipment and excesses excessiveness.
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Post by: GrayWolf448 on June 17, 2013, 06:52:14 am
*saves Furenzied from next killer because he showed me furtopia and for killing Trenyth  :3*
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Post by: Furenzied on June 17, 2013, 09:19:20 am
 :) *let's you die of old age, living a well achieved archived life with many celebrating your life instead of your loss*
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Post by: Sledge on June 17, 2013, 09:22:34 am
Destroyed by .50 cal.

(http://i1359.photobucket.com/albums/q794/Tekijo/2884B55A-95C7-475A-BE58-C21A2CA3F537-1384-000002AFFD1AC146_zpsd2fbe7bd.jpg)
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 17, 2013, 05:04:28 pm
Beaten over the head by that same 50cal by mark the manticore.  before being shot by a 20mm sniper rifle of my own design!
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Post by: Furenzied on June 17, 2013, 06:15:46 pm
Just poisons you...and watches it happen...
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 17, 2013, 06:21:05 pm
headbutts you out a high window before poisons cripple me
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Post by: Furenzied on June 17, 2013, 06:23:23 pm
Poison kills you before I hit the ground.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 17, 2013, 06:24:49 pm
You hit the ground
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Post by: Furenzied on June 17, 2013, 06:52:07 pm
Poison already kills you.
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Post by: Kobuk on June 17, 2013, 06:56:08 pm
^ Dies when I maul, bite, and claw you to death.  :goldbloody:
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Post by: Furenzied on June 17, 2013, 07:07:50 pm
...I dare not kill an Admin...directly...so I hire someone to do it for me...
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Post by: Kobuk on June 17, 2013, 07:14:23 pm
^ Dies when my other fellow staff members take a vote and give me permission to kill you because you are considered a "waste of space" on the forums.  :P
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 17, 2013, 07:30:46 pm
Um... nuclear whale strike..? from somebody who is most definitely not me..?
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Furenzied on June 17, 2013, 07:48:40 pm
Radiation lethaly mutates you.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 17, 2013, 07:50:01 pm
You become part of Cohen's "masterpiece" from bioshock
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Post by: Furenzied on June 17, 2013, 08:06:53 pm
Gil Alexander from Bioshock 2 fires you.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 17, 2013, 08:11:02 pm
(OH DEAR GOD NOT HIM!!!)

I stick a fork in the toaster, which is unplugged.  i pick up the toaster and throw it at your head!
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Post by: Furenzied on June 17, 2013, 08:12:16 pm
Stick a ball of tin foil in the microwave, turn it on and throw it at you.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 17, 2013, 08:14:19 pm
Slap your face right off of your head!
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Post by: Furenzied on June 17, 2013, 08:34:58 pm
My psychic powers melt your brain.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 17, 2013, 08:36:33 pm
I kick you in the gut so hard that your spine snaps
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Post by: Furenzied on June 17, 2013, 08:38:13 pm
My spine shots out of my back and pierces your brain.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 17, 2013, 08:46:36 pm
Ah but if it was a DWARVEN brain!

You die when i sneeze, and my nose flies off and cuts you in half.
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Post by: Furenzied on June 17, 2013, 09:19:24 pm
My two halves come back together around you, causing you to get crushed.
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Post by: Aloneness on June 17, 2013, 10:04:11 pm
^ Dies a noble death fighting against the massive robot army of Tickle Me Elmos, may he forever be missed... R.I.P
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 17, 2013, 10:05:30 pm
Killed by Mr. T.  No, he doesn't need a reason, and what he did was perfectly legal.
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Post by: Kobuk on June 17, 2013, 10:32:01 pm
^ Dies by the paw of Kobuk, Lord and King of Huskytopia! All swear allegiance to Kobuk!  :goldglee:
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 17, 2013, 10:37:40 pm
Dies by being trampled by his own personal fan club!
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Post by: Furenzied on June 18, 2013, 04:45:47 am
You got trampled by someone elses fan club.

All hail Kobuk!
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Post by: GrayWolf448 on June 18, 2013, 06:18:13 am
*rallies ally furries and defends Kobuk*
applies shield to defend from next killer :3
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Post by: Furenzied on June 18, 2013, 07:01:40 am
You fought bravely to defend our glorious leader...you will be missed...
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Post by: charcoal on June 18, 2013, 10:01:54 am
 x_xfire in the hole     http://images.wikia.com/zombie/images/6/6a/Pineapple_Grenade_1938.jpg     x_x
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Post by: Furenzied on June 18, 2013, 11:14:14 am
Yummy! I eat you...with plenty of steak sauce...
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 18, 2013, 03:32:07 pm
You are chased by the supreme being (from time bandits) when you trip on a piece of pure evil and explode.
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Post by: Furenzied on June 18, 2013, 03:58:40 pm
The gingerbread man from Time Splitters 2 kills you.
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Post by: The Wise one on June 18, 2013, 04:07:09 pm
Animals kill you in a wild Furenzy (Ba dum tss) 
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Post by: Furenzied on June 18, 2013, 04:27:26 pm
(Well played...well played indeed)

You die because you grew tired of the petty differences of others and go off on a journey of self enlightenment, only to die alone and at peace with yourself.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 18, 2013, 04:28:16 pm
I goomba-stomp you into the ground
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Post by: Furenzied on June 18, 2013, 04:30:13 pm
I kick a koopa shell in your face.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 18, 2013, 04:48:38 pm
Death by boredom
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Post by: Rosyzozo on June 18, 2013, 04:53:29 pm
Death by an earthquake you were so bored you didn't notice the building collapse on top of you.
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Post by: Furenzied on June 18, 2013, 05:49:33 pm
You got a little too much catnip and over dosed on happiness.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 18, 2013, 07:59:09 pm
You took too many chill pills and froze yourself solid
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Post by: Furenzied on June 18, 2013, 08:01:04 pm
You summoned the kool aid man and the wall collapses on you.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 18, 2013, 08:03:13 pm
You get eaten by Kool-Aid man.  that stuff is red from more than just dye...
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Post by: Furenzied on June 18, 2013, 08:08:27 pm
You get eaten by the lemonade man. The yellow cousin of the red fellow...no it's just lemonade you weirdo...
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 18, 2013, 08:25:51 pm
You get eaten by a big daddy.  no, i don't know how they eat, but they must eat at some point, right?
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Post by: Furenzied on June 18, 2013, 08:34:47 pm
(Good point...in Boishock 2 you eat all the time somehow...that's a thinker...)

You get killed and harvested by a big sister.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 18, 2013, 08:35:37 pm
Mr Bubbles steps on your head.
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Post by: Furenzied on June 18, 2013, 08:36:35 pm
You get hooked on Adam...then get hooked by a spider slpicer.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 19, 2013, 02:56:53 am
You get thrown into a meat locker full of razor wire.  too bad nobody gets what im referring to...
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Post by: GrayWolf448 on June 19, 2013, 06:12:53 am
you forgot to leave New Mombasa before October 21, 2552
HA no more bioshock talk now it's Halo!
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Post by: Furenzied on June 19, 2013, 09:44:22 am
The Flood corrupts you.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 19, 2013, 12:47:39 pm
The arbiter runs you through with his sword.  yeah, he's still there, and i refuse to accept that he's master chief's sidekick!
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Post by: Jackie on June 19, 2013, 12:53:18 pm
A Charon class light frigate accidentally parks on you.  :D
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 19, 2013, 01:02:24 pm
eaten by red ju-ju fish.
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Post by: Jackie on June 19, 2013, 01:08:03 pm
Being covered in tuna and thrown into a pit of hungry kittens.

"Aaaw, They're so cu-AAAARGH! GET THEM OFF ME!"
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 19, 2013, 01:12:25 pm
Covered in honey, and thrown into a cage with a starved bear.
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Post by: Furenzied on June 19, 2013, 02:14:25 pm
Covered in sugar and thrown into a cage of ants.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 19, 2013, 02:18:12 pm
thrown into a cage fight with Darth Vader, Brick and Mr. T
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Post by: Furenzied on June 19, 2013, 02:44:42 pm
Thrown into a cage fight with CHUCK NORRIS!
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Post by: charcoal on June 19, 2013, 02:52:36 pm
thrown into a cage fight with a tank               http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drc3zx5CAoQ
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Post by: Furenzied on June 19, 2013, 02:54:33 pm
Thrown into a tank fight with the Hulk.
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Post by: charcoal on June 19, 2013, 03:29:50 pm
hay say hello to my good friend mr creeper *he hisses and and explodes* killing furenzied instently
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Post by: Furenzied on June 19, 2013, 03:31:26 pm
The Enderman picks you up and takes you away...
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Post by: Jackie on June 19, 2013, 03:47:07 pm
Covered in honey, and thrown into a cage with a starved bear.
And what licked to death? haha :D besides i know the guy ^_^

^Furenzied: Digs underneath sand then, "Flooompf!"
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Post by: Furenzied on June 19, 2013, 05:43:21 pm
(If you place a sign before the sand/gravel falls it mines it all out oddly enough.)

You didn't gain enough weight before hibernation and starved.
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Post by: Jackie on June 19, 2013, 06:08:06 pm
(Well that sucks  :'( haha  :D i'd eat you but then the rest of the bears would get a bad rep   Besides, berries taste nicer :D)

^Furenzied: You didn't listen to uncle Kage at Antheocon, and forgot to drink water, And died of heat exhaustion from the fursuit :D
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 19, 2013, 06:29:58 pm
Get into a cage fight with uncle Kage!  (:  :D
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Post by: Furenzied on June 19, 2013, 08:37:44 pm
(I wish I had a suit  :'(...or anything else like that)

You die because you failed the test and displeased GladOs
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Post by: charcoal on June 19, 2013, 09:38:34 pm
(you just got to get a good job first)
death by two colt pythons                  http://cdn2.cheaperthandirt.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Two-Colt-Pythons.jpg
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 19, 2013, 09:47:10 pm
Death by brick attack.  not the guy, actual bricks.
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Post by: Furenzied on June 19, 2013, 09:48:54 pm
Death by...being uncreative...i guess...
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 19, 2013, 09:50:01 pm
Smashed by the D-20 of fate.
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Post by: Furenzied on June 19, 2013, 09:51:11 pm
You get derezzed.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 19, 2013, 09:52:58 pm
You try to land on the sun.
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Post by: Furenzied on June 19, 2013, 10:09:47 pm
You jump over the moon and land, hard.
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Post by: GrayWolf448 on June 20, 2013, 07:01:43 am
your too friendly to be killed so i give you a puppie :3
(and i ran out of ideas.....)
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Post by: Furenzied on June 20, 2013, 09:46:20 am
 :) your too kind. That's why you die from donating one or more of your vital organs.
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Post by: charcoal on June 20, 2013, 12:56:54 pm
your allergic to the adorableness you throat closes up slowly suffocating yourself
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Post by: Furenzied on June 20, 2013, 01:32:07 pm
You're alergic to fish and accidentally eat some caviar.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 20, 2013, 05:28:20 pm
You die because you even mentioned caviar around me.  FIGHT FOR THE STURGEON!!!
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Post by: Furenzied on June 20, 2013, 06:17:05 pm
You die because you fought for the sturgeon against a bear.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 21, 2013, 01:19:16 am
Cheese grater.  Nuff said.
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Post by: Rosyzozo on June 21, 2013, 02:41:44 am
Death by potato peeler. I said
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 21, 2013, 02:43:05 am
stepped on by a cockroach
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Post by: Furenzied on June 21, 2013, 06:51:56 am
Giant scorpion stings you.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 21, 2013, 01:45:01 pm
You swallow a worm with an apple in it, and choke to death.
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Post by: Furenzied on June 21, 2013, 02:26:30 pm
You swallow a pound of dehydrated meals...then drink water and explode.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 21, 2013, 07:18:50 pm
You eat GOVERNMENT FOOD!  x_x
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Post by: charcoal on June 21, 2013, 09:15:32 pm
your head explodes when you find out you got the red ring of death          http://cdn.tss.uproxx.com/TSS/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/redringofdeath.png
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 21, 2013, 09:18:23 pm
Ive only gotten that once, on my original Xbox, and it never did it again, and still works perfectly fine.  i have a 360, and it's never gotten it, for 5 years.  crazy, huh?

anyway, you die when you trip and fall on your face, and a guy runs you over with a shopping cart.
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Post by: charcoal on June 22, 2013, 09:12:23 am
you get ran over by a mini cooper (the saddest car anyone can own)
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Post by: Sledge on June 22, 2013, 09:23:44 am
(No... I would say that would either a Prius or a Geo Metro...)

Ran over by a Geo Metro. (Its a three cylinder...)
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Post by: Furenzied on June 22, 2013, 09:27:44 am
You get run over by a scooter...such a shameful way to go...
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on June 22, 2013, 01:42:16 pm
Brutal Murder by goat.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 22, 2013, 02:31:17 pm
Run over by a PT cruiser.  the worst car ever made.
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Post by: Furenzied on June 22, 2013, 03:23:49 pm
Run over by a motorized shopping cart...

I dare you to think of something more ludicrous than that...
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 22, 2013, 04:28:22 pm
Death by karaoke machine.  it landed on your head from seven stories up
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Post by: Furenzied on June 22, 2013, 04:51:57 pm
Chris Angel tries to run a sword through you...it worked but not the way he planned it.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 22, 2013, 05:27:57 pm
You trip on an amoeba and get mugged by a gang of rabid muppets.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 22, 2013, 05:28:20 pm
Oh yeah, and an anvil falls on your head.
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Post by: Furenzied on June 22, 2013, 05:31:15 pm
Spontaneous combustion
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 22, 2013, 05:39:06 pm
Exploding pants. (like in mythbusters)
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Post by: Furenzied on June 22, 2013, 05:40:29 pm
Peter Griffin's automatic breakfast machine kills you
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 22, 2013, 05:41:49 pm
Oh my...

yellow-skinned wacky man
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Post by: Furenzied on June 22, 2013, 05:44:21 pm
A wacky waving inflateable arm flailing tube man from Al Harrington's poorly painted sorta funny plywood cutout folk art emporium slapps you to death
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Post by: Katra on June 22, 2013, 06:16:00 pm
A sheet of plywood flies off passing truck and decapitates you.
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Post by: Furenzied on June 22, 2013, 06:43:57 pm
A sheet of glass from a truck slides off and decapitates you. (Movie reference.  :D see if you can guess!)
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 22, 2013, 09:39:22 pm
A wall of bricks slides off of a passing truck and decapa-smashes you
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Post by: Furenzied on June 22, 2013, 09:46:39 pm
A wall of algebraic papers crush your brain with their difficulty
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 22, 2013, 10:13:29 pm
You jerk.  >:(

Eaten by the rabbit from monty python
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Post by: Furenzied on June 22, 2013, 10:28:51 pm
(I meant calqulous but I cant spell it  x_x at all)

You get eaten by Jaws
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 22, 2013, 10:37:13 pm
You get slapped silly, by that guard from freakshow castle.  oh, wait... nobody even knows what that is...
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Post by: Furenzied on June 22, 2013, 10:45:17 pm
You get eaten by the flying spaghetti monster for your crimes against pasta
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 22, 2013, 10:48:18 pm
You get smashed by a man swinging a palm frond who is yelling "ALL SHALL BOW TO THE MIGHTY JIMMY, I AM HIS DEVOTE FOLLOWER AND AM LEADER OF THE CHURCH OF JIMMY!!!"
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Post by: Furenzied on June 22, 2013, 11:03:57 pm
You killed your past self because you know it was what the flying spaghetti monster would want you to do.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 22, 2013, 11:21:52 pm
You die when a blind man irons your face instead of his shirt
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Post by: Furenzied on June 22, 2013, 11:41:52 pm
A deaf man sings to you so horribly your ears bleed and your brain hemorrhages.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 12:04:12 am
A man with two peg legs falls from the sky and lands on you, while you are laying on your back at the beach.
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Post by: Furenzied on June 23, 2013, 12:21:09 am
You were eaten by a shark at the same beach
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 12:29:41 am
You were replaced the star of the movie "TWO HEADED SHARK ATTACK!!!"

real movie, go ahead, look it up.
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Post by: Furenzied on June 23, 2013, 01:53:24 am
You were taken over by the Splinter...look it up it's a good movie. But kinda crazy so watch yourself.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 01:54:12 am
Sat on by a sumo
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Post by: Furenzied on June 23, 2013, 01:55:27 am
Eaten by a sumo's dietitian.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 02:01:44 am
 :o


Smashed by a very large boot.
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Post by: Furenzied on June 23, 2013, 10:19:19 am
You get crushed by a runaway 18 wheeler driven by the Incredible Hulk
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 02:34:34 pm
I fall out of the sky and land on you, killing both of us.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 06:18:52 pm
I GOTTA SMASH MYSELF!!! *SPLATCH*
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 06:59:32 pm
I trip and fall down a flight of stairs
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 07:00:10 pm
I get my head smashed in a waffle maker
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 07:00:28 pm
I die of bordom
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 07:01:14 pm
I try to lick my elbow and break my neck in the process
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 07:02:04 pm
I tear off my shirt, yell "i flipped mah lid!" and jump off a cliff. (i did that in a dream once...)
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 07:02:24 pm
I eat a bar of soap.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 07:03:02 pm
I slam my head into a wall one too many times
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 07:04:02 pm
I called Darnok a sissy.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 07:04:53 pm
I need something to do, so i do this.  until i die.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 07:05:14 pm
Railroad spike to the face.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 07:06:29 pm
A gnome pulls out my spleen through my throat.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 07:06:59 pm
Spin-cycle.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 10:25:42 pm
I die of shock after finding out that nobody has posted here yet.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 10:35:24 pm
I try to swallow a live hagfish and choke on slime
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 10:37:06 pm
I bite the dust... in self defense, as i am torn apart by dust bunnies
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 10:38:20 pm
Eaten by a dozen starved crazed weasels (chocolate glazed ones, of course)
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 10:45:34 pm
Consumed by space madness (oh my delicious ice cream bar... you are so tasty to me...)
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 10:48:02 pm
i light myself on fire and jump off of a bridge.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 10:48:52 pm
My head comes off when i crack my neck.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 10:49:55 pm
I rip both my arms off and beat myself with them (don't ask how, i have no idea.)
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 10:51:02 pm
I shoot myself out of a cannon... into a hippo's mouth.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 10:51:52 pm
I make a noose out of my own intestines and hang myself.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 10:53:44 pm
I amputate my head.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 10:54:14 pm
Jump into an industrial cooling fan
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 10:54:39 pm
Order myself, deep-fried.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 10:56:01 pm
I go fishing with friends.  I'm the bait
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 23, 2013, 10:56:31 pm
I run out of ways to kill myself and die of disappointment.
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Post by: charcoal on June 24, 2013, 08:53:42 am
*tosses a handgernade* here catch
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Post by: Furenzied on June 24, 2013, 02:04:29 pm
You cook the grenade too long.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 24, 2013, 05:32:49 pm
You come up to me an say "man, i haven had a bite for three days" and well i know what ya meant, but just to be funny, I take a bite out of your jugular vein! (and your yelling and screaming and bleeding all over and i'm like "h-hey, don'cha get it?" but you keep bleeding and screaming and running all over an all like "AHHHHHG!!! HEEEELP!!! AHHHHHHG!!!" sigh... o-oh, some people just can't take a joke...)
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Post by: charcoal on June 24, 2013, 10:47:06 pm
*puts trenyth in a straight jacket and leaves him out in the sahara desert*
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 25, 2013, 01:44:17 am
Throws you into a meat grinder.
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Post by: ColonelMustang on June 25, 2013, 03:55:01 am
serves you a burger with the fresh meat and you choke on it.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 25, 2013, 03:57:30 am
I vomit the remains of the burger onto your face, and strangle you
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Post by: ColonelMustang on June 25, 2013, 03:59:23 am
You slip in your own vomit and bust your head open on the table you were sitting at, and as I rub my throat I grab a chair placing a leg of it in your mouth then jump up and down on it until it breaks your spinal cord. (that's an interesting visual)
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 25, 2013, 04:05:03 am
Maulmang bites your head and shakes you around like a chew toy.
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Post by: ColonelMustang on June 25, 2013, 04:16:32 am
Maulmung casts my torn body at you, my broken femur piecing your eye and completely destroys your brain
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 25, 2013, 04:52:23 am
Well... that is about right for him... it's maulmang btw, not maulmung.

you get eaten by the maw.  biggest fish in the sea.
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Post by: ColonelMustang on June 25, 2013, 04:55:22 am
lol whoops, The c4 I was carrying detonates in the Maw's stomach causing it to explode sending pieces of it everywhere, one said piece impales you through the heart
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 25, 2013, 05:22:47 am
you would need a truckload of c4 to explode the maw.  it eats cruise ships.

You die when you try to kill the maw.
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Post by: ColonelMustang on June 25, 2013, 05:26:15 am
I am a truckload of c4....(how that works idk, it just does.)
After the Maw finishes me of it sees you and turns you into it's next tasty snack...(in the belly of a giant fish.... Gepetto?!!!....Pinocchio?!! )
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 25, 2013, 05:28:32 am
As you swim through the maw's digestive tract, moby weiner eats you. (moby weiner IS the whale in Pinocchio you know!) yes, moby weiner lives IN the maw.
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Post by: charcoal on June 25, 2013, 09:38:15 am
climbs up the water tower pulls out a barret .50 cal and pulls the trigger *head shot*
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 25, 2013, 04:45:02 pm
If you didn't kill it in one shot, you wern't use'n a jakobs.
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Post by: ColonelMustang on June 25, 2013, 05:13:31 pm
Bwhaha good old BL
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 25, 2013, 05:18:10 pm
Death by spider splicers.
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Post by: ColonelMustang on June 26, 2013, 12:27:02 am
Drill through the skull by a Big Daddy.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 26, 2013, 12:38:47 am
Slimed by YIIIIIIIMY!!!
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Post by: ColonelMustang on June 26, 2013, 12:39:31 am
ewwwwwww. Have all your blood removed by a swarm of little sisters
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 26, 2013, 12:44:31 am
Mr. T cuts you in half with his chainsaw-mohawk
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Post by: ColonelMustang on June 26, 2013, 01:08:06 am
A-Team curb stomps you to death
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 26, 2013, 01:16:43 am
You get the rat plague and become a weeper.
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Post by: ColonelMustang on June 26, 2013, 01:20:38 am
Killed by a Witch (L4D style)
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 26, 2013, 01:29:46 am
smashed by a hunter (halo)
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Post by: ColonelMustang on June 26, 2013, 01:31:55 am
Killed by a grunt. (Halo....that would be embarrassing)
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 26, 2013, 01:35:59 am
Licked to death by a wild lickilicki thingy (poke'mon)
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Post by: ColonelMustang on June 26, 2013, 01:36:56 am
Burned to death by Arcanine
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 26, 2013, 01:38:39 am
Slaughtered by Kazmazk, my Ninjask
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Post by: ColonelMustang on June 26, 2013, 01:47:01 am
Killed by Majora's Mask
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 26, 2013, 01:52:34 am
Killed by Bark, and his THUNDER KNUCKLES
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Post by: ColonelMustang on June 26, 2013, 01:56:55 am
Killed by Sonic and Knuckles!
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 26, 2013, 01:59:57 am
Killed by the flying corpses of sonic and knuckles after DARNOK had a "tea party" with them
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Post by: ColonelMustang on June 26, 2013, 02:01:49 am
Killed by Samus!
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 26, 2013, 02:03:54 am
Killed by the subspace cannon from SSBB
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Post by: ColonelMustang on June 26, 2013, 02:04:43 am
Killed by Isaac Clark
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 26, 2013, 02:12:44 am
You fell into the gorge and turned into centilizard food.
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Post by: ColonelMustang on June 26, 2013, 02:14:09 am
Dissolved by Reptile's acid.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 26, 2013, 02:15:38 am
Sat on by King Dedede!
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Post by: ColonelMustang on June 26, 2013, 02:17:21 am
Eaten by Kirby
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 26, 2013, 02:18:51 am
Sir Kibble decapitates you with his helmet blade
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Post by: ColonelMustang on June 26, 2013, 02:24:09 am
Cut in half by Meta Knight
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 26, 2013, 02:35:46 am
Torn apart by a... something big and scary...
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Post by: charcoal on June 27, 2013, 08:50:32 pm
you get attacked by a pack of hell houds
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Post by: Tim R. Siguire on June 27, 2013, 09:55:24 pm
 ^^ Killed by a Buzz Lightyear Laserbeam ^^
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on June 27, 2013, 11:37:12 pm
Run over by a car that didn't see you... Because you were invisible.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 28, 2013, 01:29:18 am
Eaten by a Fuzzle
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Post by: DarkDemon on June 30, 2013, 05:25:53 pm
KolKolKolKolKol :3 That it all. You are noa dead ^^
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 30, 2013, 09:44:13 pm
Smashed by a brick wall that was stalking you down an alleyway
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Post by: Plantan on June 30, 2013, 11:14:35 pm
Swallowing a bee and it stinging your throat
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 30, 2013, 11:16:54 pm
Bass-O-Matic 76.  yes, it's just that simple.
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Post by: charcoal on July 03, 2013, 07:52:31 am
killed by a bass cannon
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 04, 2013, 02:49:43 am
Taken by reavers


"If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And, if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order." -Zoe-firefly


http://firefly.wikia.com/wiki/Reaver


Soooo yea :o
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Post by: ColonelMustang on July 04, 2013, 03:16:10 am
Have your back repeatedly broken by Bane
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Post by: BeckyL97 on July 04, 2013, 03:52:58 am
Sentenced to death by insanely adorable fluffy kittens!
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 04, 2013, 04:57:20 pm
Eaten by an angry jelly bean.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 04, 2013, 09:37:54 pm
Turned into a bowl of petunias
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 04, 2013, 09:38:41 pm
Smashed by a falling sperm whale.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 04, 2013, 10:09:23 pm
By not shooting first
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 04, 2013, 10:25:17 pm
You die because i channel all of my pent up anger into you, causing you to die by emotional overload.
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Post by: Plantan on July 04, 2013, 10:58:21 pm
You get crushed by the sky
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 04, 2013, 11:31:18 pm
I slap you silly.
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Post by: Plantan on July 05, 2013, 12:05:20 am
I tickle you to death
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 05, 2013, 12:06:55 am
Left you in the oven too long.
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Post by: Plantan on July 05, 2013, 01:33:01 am
Ties you up in a coat...
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 05, 2013, 01:37:09 am
Send you out to find Amelia Earhart
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 05, 2013, 01:37:45 am
Stabs you with a shop vac, vacuuming your body from the inside out!  :D
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 05, 2013, 02:13:01 am
Puts you on the Orion project ( spase ship that detonated nuclear explosives behind it for propulsion)

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion)
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Post by: Plantan on July 05, 2013, 02:29:06 am
You are overfed
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 05, 2013, 02:30:39 am
Stepped on and scraped off a shoe.
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Post by: Plantan on July 05, 2013, 02:54:17 am
Smushed by a book...
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 05, 2013, 02:55:40 am
INTRUDER SHUT DA GATE!
*bandits kill you.*

(fable reference.)
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Post by: Plantan on July 05, 2013, 03:02:21 am
You are made into a sandwich
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 05, 2013, 03:04:29 am
THUNDER KNUCKLE DAY!!!
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Post by: Plantan on July 05, 2013, 03:07:22 am
You bleed out while playing bloody knuckles...
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 05, 2013, 03:12:10 am
strangled by an rhinoceros.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 05, 2013, 03:40:33 am
Eaten by a Cylon
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 05, 2013, 03:46:05 am
Fifteen blows to the back of your head
Fifteen blows to your mind
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Post by: Plantan on July 05, 2013, 03:48:53 am
Dead legged Into the street and ran over
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 05, 2013, 03:50:30 am
You were the last little piggy who ran all the way home....................................................... To a slaughter-house
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 05, 2013, 03:50:38 am
The Jaywalker (don't even ask, trust me.)
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 05, 2013, 03:52:32 am
Get dropped in to a bar fight between a sarlack pit and a rancor
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 05, 2013, 03:53:34 am
BLOODEYE
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Post by: Plantan on July 05, 2013, 03:55:29 am
Dartboard accident
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 05, 2013, 03:56:47 am
Run over by snail.  yep.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 05, 2013, 04:02:57 am
Taken by the disco boys ( mystery men) great movie btw you should watch it if you haven't


http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0132347/
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 05, 2013, 04:04:43 am
The red-eyes crash your party!
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Post by: Plantan on July 05, 2013, 04:06:44 am
ODing with shaggy and scooby
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 05, 2013, 04:12:12 am
Skag food.
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Post by: Natura Wolf on July 05, 2013, 08:21:09 am
Slips on a rubber ducky ^^
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Post by: charcoal on July 05, 2013, 10:04:17 am
slenderman eats your face       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Kj6YsUJLzE
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Post by: Furenzied on July 05, 2013, 10:50:14 am
Stepped on a Lego...ouch.
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 05, 2013, 11:24:55 am
Stepped on BY a Lego.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 05, 2013, 02:50:38 pm
Steeped on by  a Lego while stepping on a Lego while hitting toe on table while hitting side on corner
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 05, 2013, 02:54:57 pm
Attention citizen of Fyrstone, Die.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 05, 2013, 03:13:56 pm
Became friends with the hero of canton


" the hero of canton, the man they call Jane"
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 05, 2013, 03:26:50 pm
There are some who call him... Tim.  the are many who call you... dead.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 05, 2013, 04:23:35 pm
You meet Matt smith and implode into wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 05, 2013, 04:24:28 pm
Eaten by a crocodile gar.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 05, 2013, 04:26:31 pm
Tried to throw pops in to your shopping cart and get blocked and hear " no no no, not In my house"
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 05, 2013, 04:29:33 pm
Eat poisoned perfectly normal beast meat.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 05, 2013, 04:36:41 pm
Met Slartibartfast and died of laughter ( also autocorrect recognized his name  :) )
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 05, 2013, 10:30:32 pm
Death by potato peeler
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 05, 2013, 10:44:21 pm
Taken by the Daleks which were then killed by the cyber men which were taken by the silence so river song shot you cause she was confused then you became a reaver and the Jane yelled " I'd be nice if we had some grenades don't you think?" Then mal said " we do have one" then your ship explodes and the Borg convert you then the rebels make you suicide into the Death Star but you don't die so when you fall back to earth it is destroyed for a hyperspace bypass but you were saved by the crew of sg1 ( stargate) then they take you home and you relax then gandalf rides chuck noris down thru your roof and says " my the force be ever in your favor, Harry potter" the he leans in and wispers" that is from the chronicles if terabithia" while he puts on an avengers badge attached to psychic paper. He they teleports out saying ill be back and you die of a nerd-rage/nerd-gasm.

Can u name all the things I referenced?
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 05, 2013, 10:48:00 pm
You were forced to swallow a bowling ball.
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Post by: Kobuk on July 05, 2013, 10:51:05 pm
<----  Death by too much staff "paperwork" to do.  x_x
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 05, 2013, 10:53:10 pm
Death by a- *runs away screaming as a massive can of Mountain Dew chases me down a steep hill*
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 05, 2013, 10:56:05 pm
Died of an unexpected space laser, also see my last post I upgraded it :)
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 05, 2013, 10:58:18 pm
you were uninformed of how to avoid cannonball wounds. (Don't stand directly in front of a cannon.)
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Post by: Plantan on July 05, 2013, 11:39:27 pm
The light burns your soul
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 05, 2013, 11:46:35 pm
You eat monkfish, and i track you down and butcher you.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 05, 2013, 11:53:59 pm
You are the professional sandwich maker and you used the wrong knife AND the wrong bread ( and your name is dent)
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 05, 2013, 11:55:20 pm
Marvin decides to end it all and crashes The Heart of Gold into a star.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 05, 2013, 11:59:13 pm
You are at a watermark playing with the dolphins when suddenly they fly into space, with you on them and you explode

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Post by: HazardJackal on July 06, 2013, 12:00:26 am
You touched the Mole Man's GOOD shotgun.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 06, 2013, 12:45:09 am
You get attacked by a flood infested facehugger/headcrab hybrid made of wasabi
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 06, 2013, 12:47:42 am
Cattle prod to the eye
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 06, 2013, 01:43:43 am
You join a new religion known as the Jehovah's whiteness of Scientology
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 06, 2013, 01:46:42 am
 :o NNNUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!  x_x x_x x_x x_x

Eaten by zombie muffins.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 06, 2013, 01:56:59 am
Not again


You go to the moon and die of depression because Marvin the Martian did not greet you
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 06, 2013, 02:02:41 am
You spend the rest of your life in so solitary confinement.  with Marven.
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Post by: charcoal on July 06, 2013, 08:17:28 am
you were in the car takeing a nap            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvkLaa9bogU
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Post by: Jackie on July 06, 2013, 09:08:02 am
you were in the car takeing a nap            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvkLaa9bogU

You do realize he is american and from Georgia right  :D

I share my salmon with you......But you get the one in a million that has parasites in it....and die  ;)
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 06, 2013, 01:49:19 pm
I turn you into a rug!
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Post by: Jackie on July 06, 2013, 01:54:51 pm
(You know i don't like that kind of stuff  >:( but i'll admit i didn't expect it  :D)

The rug comes to life and re-materializes using dark magic.....then eats you
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 06, 2013, 02:05:30 pm
Eaten by PSYCHO ZOMBIES
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Post by: Jackie on July 06, 2013, 02:08:56 pm
Oh I see where this is going.... :goldpissed:

Torn up by an army of angry armored ice bears at the command of ME!

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Post by: HazardJackal on July 06, 2013, 02:23:31 pm
You hwiz'ed on the electric fence (Ren & Stimpy)
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Post by: Jackie on July 06, 2013, 02:25:43 pm
(Another of my childhood favorites, where did all the hand drawn toons and disney films go ?  >:()

Gives you a fluffy hug and forgives you.....You die from guilt.
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 06, 2013, 02:31:13 pm
Steals Kobuk's dew and leaves it in your fridge.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 06, 2013, 02:35:06 pm
Held 2 sonic screwdrivers pointed at each other and deep thought appears and yells "42", you then die of an allergic reaction to air
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 06, 2013, 02:45:39 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaoM0FyLmGY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaoM0FyLmGY)

You have to live with him.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 06, 2013, 03:05:02 pm
You happen to be a warrior so: http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=vuamSKIvhcA&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DvuamSKIvhcA
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Post by: charcoal on July 06, 2013, 07:47:01 pm
you were in the car takeing a nap            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvkLaa9bogU

You do realize he is american and from Georgia right  :D

I share my salmon with you......But you get the one in a million that has parasites in it....and die  ;)
I know he is  death by chokeing on a lego
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 06, 2013, 08:22:52 pm
You tried yoga..................on a train track thinking the electrified third rail would add a little shock therapy
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 06, 2013, 08:24:45 pm
You bought a SMOUSETRAPTM
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 06, 2013, 08:49:37 pm
You failed lord Farquaad, he is angry

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2d/Lordfarquaad.jpg/250px-Lordfarquaad.jpg)
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 06, 2013, 08:55:45 pm
You went into a LAUGHTER HOUSE, that was missing an S...
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 06, 2013, 09:16:41 pm
Laughter houe? Okay?


You are in the second row of people on Black Friday and you get trampled
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 06, 2013, 09:25:25 pm
Robin hood robbed you of your hoodie, and you get beat up by a gang with no liable reason.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 06, 2013, 09:49:24 pm
But I don't were hoodies

You become a pool of water then the sham wow guy happens to be walking by

(http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/18431000/ngbbs497ba3830add0.jpg) no drip, no mess, No evidence that you killed him :o
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 06, 2013, 09:54:16 pm
Luigi's Squeegee... sponges you to death...
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 06, 2013, 10:30:35 pm
You tried my ginger ice cream and die in heavenly bliss because you love ginger and if you didn't you do now

It's a Japanese thing( ginger ice cream )
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 06, 2013, 11:10:26 pm
GINGER!?  I HATE GINGER!!!

Death by a falling trampoline
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 07, 2013, 01:16:37 am
Fine you die by trying my Crème brûlée instead you die out of bliss of caramel/egg custard goodness.

Also did I fall on the trampoline or did it fall on me?
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 07, 2013, 01:32:25 am
The trampoline fell on you... again.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 07, 2013, 03:07:13 am
Awwwwwwwwwww :'( again

You become khorne flakes
"MILK FOR THE KORNE FLAKES"
(http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/MILK+for+the+Khorne+flakes.+warhammer+40k_da300b_3859401.jpg)

Does anyone get this referance?
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 07, 2013, 03:05:40 pm
Stepped on by a elephant
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 07, 2013, 03:33:59 pm
Turns out that I was on
A floating speck of dust and Horton has gone into a rage/frenzy on everyone, including you.
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 07, 2013, 04:08:10 pm
I blow him away with my four barreled elephant gun, and shoot you as well.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 07, 2013, 06:38:15 pm
4 barreled? Ha I laugh at you pitiful weapon,  32 barreled metal storm- I chose you!!!

(http://www.tonyrogers.com/images/weapons/metalstorm/metal_storm.jpg)
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 07, 2013, 07:16:53 pm
Sat on by a bus driver.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 07, 2013, 07:39:15 pm
That my be so.

But your bus went below 50MPH and it EXPLODED
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 07, 2013, 07:40:06 pm
DA BUSSA!!!
*WHAM!!!*
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 07, 2013, 08:26:58 pm
You didn't go 88MPH. In time and you explode into a pile of will smiths
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 07, 2013, 08:29:28 pm
You went 88mph in a Buick. 
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Post by: Plantan on July 07, 2013, 10:16:48 pm
You are pelted by baseballs
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 07, 2013, 11:08:52 pm
PULL DE LEVER, CRONK!!!

you go flying out of a catapult
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Post by: Plantan on July 07, 2013, 11:36:09 pm
You run into a castle wall
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 07, 2013, 11:46:40 pm
Smushed by a brick.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 07, 2013, 11:51:30 pm
You made to drink dr pepper trenyth, gallons of it
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 07, 2013, 11:52:22 pm
You have to eat the MYSTERY MEAT
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 08, 2013, 12:28:22 am
You have to work with the mystery men, agents an army of marvel and DC super Heroes and villains combined
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 08, 2013, 12:33:02 am
The Redeyes crash your party... again.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 08, 2013, 01:32:35 am
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Casanova Frankenstein gets you with his death ray thing after mind controlling the spleen to work with him, agents you
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 08, 2013, 01:34:24 am
NOT THE SPLEE-
*CENSORED*

You die in the aftermath of... the spleen...
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 08, 2013, 01:57:51 am
Oh god :o we have doomed everyone for Casanova cloned the spleen and improved him. He's going to kill us all with these" super spleens" and after that he gave them spleen- throwers ( like a flamethrower but spleeny) x_x
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 08, 2013, 02:13:23 am
Both of us, die, and everybody who has died so far IN THE WHOLE FRIGGIN THREAD DIES AGAIN!!!!!
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 08, 2013, 02:40:26 am
Not just the thread.

The whole friggin earth population dies
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 08, 2013, 02:42:16 am
GAME OVER [and you ran out of tokens...]
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 08, 2013, 02:46:16 am
Quick run to the counter and buy MOAR TOKENS
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Post by: Gauthar on July 08, 2013, 03:41:45 am
Death by the tails doll in my revision of the tails doll creepy pasta
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 08, 2013, 03:54:22 am
DEATH BY SNU SNU ( futurama)
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 08, 2013, 04:38:56 am
MISTER UH-OH!  :o
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Post by: Plantan on July 08, 2013, 10:39:54 am
You die from a million bee stings in your throat
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 08, 2013, 12:16:04 pm
Landslide
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 08, 2013, 12:31:20 pm
Attacked by corrupt PETA members that were formerly navy SEALS
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 08, 2013, 09:43:28 pm
Thats not gonna work.

you slam your head against a locked door until you fall over backward and fall into an bottomless pit.
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Post by: Plantan on July 08, 2013, 10:19:50 pm
You fall into the tar pits
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 08, 2013, 10:20:51 pm
You met George Liquor, AMERICAN
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Plantan on July 08, 2013, 10:27:33 pm
Chopped up by a fan
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 08, 2013, 10:33:41 pm
Don't wait, Incinerate!
*you're screaming in the background*
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Post by: Plantan on July 08, 2013, 10:37:53 pm
You are swept out to sea...
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on July 08, 2013, 10:41:52 pm
A dwarf killed you because you stepped on his beard.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Plantan on July 08, 2013, 10:46:54 pm
You run into a bulldozer it then runs over you...
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 08, 2013, 10:48:36 pm
You end up packed into a barrel of fish, which is shot at...
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Post by: Kobuk on July 08, 2013, 10:50:57 pm
^  Death by Orcs.


(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130317031205/lotr/images/1/1d/Lord-of-the-rings-orcs.jpg)
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 08, 2013, 10:52:41 pm
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THAT ORC!!!!!!
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Post by: Plantan on July 08, 2013, 11:09:42 pm
Yessss!!!! That Orc!!!!
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 08, 2013, 11:11:37 pm
Fram and Sodo, followed by Perry and Mippin, start their grand adventure.  you were one of those random people in Bree that got killed by the ringwraiths
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Plantan on July 08, 2013, 11:19:00 pm
Your limbs are chewed off by a mouse
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 08, 2013, 11:22:51 pm
OOOOOH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

oh yeah!? GARBAGE DAY!!! *BANG*
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Plantan on July 09, 2013, 12:52:03 am
You starve to death from being entangled in vines and being trapped...
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 09, 2013, 01:49:51 am
you get attacked by these orks instead ( they are much worse)

(http://archive.4plebs.org/foolfuuka/boards/tg/image/1365/11/1365116380120.jpg)

(http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr261/TheQ651/motivator54670d37ff3faf6928f88b9c78.jpg)
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 09, 2013, 07:35:01 pm
Ants.  They eat you.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 09, 2013, 07:50:49 pm
noooooooooooooooooo fine

you join bob the builder in "bob the builder and friends and_____ try to build a nuke and fail" the movie
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 09, 2013, 08:17:31 pm
You flunk the School for People who Like to do Stupidly Dangerous Things.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 09, 2013, 08:23:06 pm
but dosent that mean i live?

anyway you get turned into a sofa
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Post by: Plantan on July 09, 2013, 09:27:29 pm
Grell from black butler attacks you with his chainsaw
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 09, 2013, 09:32:34 pm
Marven shoots the Point of View Gun at you.
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Post by: charcoal on July 09, 2013, 10:49:05 pm
you get caught in the cross fire
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 09, 2013, 10:52:58 pm
You tackle me out of the way.  without thinking.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 10, 2013, 12:00:45 am
you turn into a sperm whale a few miles above the ground and have to quikly contemplat your exsistance.

"The Book: It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a sperm whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought, as it fell:
The Whale: Ahhh! Woooh! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my... well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now isn't it? And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello, Ground!
[Cuts to a distant view as the whale hits the ground and spews up a large mushroom cloud of snow]
The Book: Curiously, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias, as it fell, was, "Oh no, not again!" Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly *why* the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now. "
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Post by: Plantan on July 10, 2013, 12:07:04 am
You die from writing to much
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 10, 2013, 12:10:24 am
a liitle thing known as control c control v so INVALID but ill acept it to keep it moving.

you become agrajag

"The Agrajag is a creature which, by coincidence, gets killed by Arthur Dent hundreds, maybe thousands of times. Arthur Dent is, either directly or indirectly, responsible for his death in some way. He is first seen notably as a bowl of petunias"
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Post by: Plantan on July 10, 2013, 02:10:58 am
You die because a Capri sun went horribly wrong
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Post by: Feline Frenzy on July 10, 2013, 02:35:31 am
The Icy Volcano of Death erupts right underneath you, causing you to die.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 10, 2013, 02:46:46 am
the ohmu are mad at you

(http://themodernmage.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ohmu.jpeg)
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 10, 2013, 11:24:53 pm
Noface stalks you, and eats you. ("I WANT TO EAT EVERYTHING!!!")
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 11, 2013, 12:05:23 am
noface? nooooooooooooooo

you damaged porco rosso's plane and that angers him

and yes he is an anthro pig if you haven't seen it
(http://digital-art-gallery.com/oid/71/1600x900_12748_Porco_Rosso_The_last_flight_3d_fan_art_aircraft_picture_image_digital_art.jpg)

i'm glad to find another hayao miyazaki fan :)
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Post by: Plantan on July 11, 2013, 12:11:05 am
Slenderman eats you....Enough said!
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 11, 2013, 12:14:59 am
You eat Ponyo when you ate some fishsticks.  you are killed by her fanclub
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 11, 2013, 12:18:25 am
fish sticks?

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AyMPleIQWJY/TlnF65TpZBI/AAAAAAAABFo/z8PI-RjSErg/s640/dw5_xlarge.jpeg)

you got totoro mad

(http://th04.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/188/4/e/angry_totoro__by_tokkoyangi-d56dweu.png)
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Post by: Plantan on July 11, 2013, 03:12:12 am
Kirby blows you off the tallest cliff in the universe
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 11, 2013, 03:22:57 am
nooooooo

you are steeped on my howl's moving castle

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sy3UEYGx4HI/TAa3tr_-idI/AAAAAAAAAvc/ngWGoi7_mNA/s400/howls.jpg)
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Post by: Plantan on July 11, 2013, 03:24:16 am
You're crucified
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 11, 2013, 03:45:06 am
you angered the forest spirit

*pic from princess mononoke, this is a wonderful film by Hayao Miyazaki that has some great antro in it ( not bipedal but still very good) one of my fave movies)

(http://www.absoluteanime.com/princess_mononoke/forest_spirit.jpg)
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Post by: Plantan on July 11, 2013, 03:58:21 am
The power of the Seneca turtle clan destroys you (I'm part Seneca so Native American)
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 11, 2013, 04:05:35 am
dangit, ran out of hayao miyazaki movies i know >:(

so ima switch to sci fi

the reavers are after you and you forgot your grenades (serenity)
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Post by: Plantan on July 11, 2013, 04:12:51 am
The weeping angels get you after you blink too much...
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 11, 2013, 04:15:59 am
you are taken by the the imperium of man to power the emperor of humanity's life support system (it consumes a thousand souls a day to keep him alive)
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Post by: Plantan on July 11, 2013, 04:24:04 am
You are put in the pear (a medieval torture device that cracked your ribs and it punctured your organs)
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 11, 2013, 04:26:07 am
you are put in, the machine :o
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CSsI7v4eEls/UAghNT0XlgI/AAAAAAAAGjU/tvIidpxwXno/s400/the-princess-bride-machine-torture.jpg)
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Post by: Plantan on July 11, 2013, 04:32:13 am
You clean windows and the platform collapses
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 11, 2013, 04:52:31 am
You are obliterated by the awesome robot from Castle in the Sky!
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 11, 2013, 12:37:05 pm
you didn't bow down before the power of santa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP1thwtnKtk
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Post by: ColonelMustang on July 11, 2013, 12:39:03 pm
a dyslexic kills you with a metal bra
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 11, 2013, 12:48:17 pm
guns of icarus is reality and my basically any of my friends are driving.
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Post by: ColonelMustang on July 11, 2013, 12:50:39 pm
Fly to close to the sun and crash down to earth
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 11, 2013, 12:53:55 pm
you turn into a rabbit and try get some trix then homicidal, navy SEAL children rain down on you
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Post by: ColonelMustang on July 11, 2013, 12:57:27 pm
Hannibal Lector invites you for dinner. And serves you.... as the main course
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 11, 2013, 01:01:02 pm
you damaged mr t's van
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Post by: Furenzied on July 11, 2013, 01:03:21 pm
Mr. T damaged you with his van
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 11, 2013, 01:08:22 pm
you tried to get mr t to ride a plane, and you forgot the sedative

so he isn't happy
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Post by: Leeseetsa on July 11, 2013, 01:43:34 pm
Purified by The Batter.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 11, 2013, 01:56:14 pm
taken by the mad hatter (we rhymed) :)
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 11, 2013, 02:02:29 pm
Killed by a Rata-tat-tatter!

(Keep dis train a'rollin!)
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 11, 2013, 02:19:10 pm
taken out by a pro batter
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 11, 2013, 02:22:06 pm
Annoyed by a chatty chatter!
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 11, 2013, 02:23:50 pm
followed by a creepy hat patter
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 11, 2013, 02:27:53 pm
A sapped by a sap pap splatter!
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Post by: Leeseetsa on July 11, 2013, 02:33:25 pm
Eviscerated by the Leviathan, but in a game of rhymes, what does that matter?
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 11, 2013, 02:34:10 pm
chased by a living platter!
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 11, 2013, 02:38:33 pm
Split by a tree splitter

(Changed the rhyme slightly!)
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 11, 2013, 02:42:14 pm
hit by a ball of antimatter

its dangerous to go alone, take this; http://www.morewords.com/ends-with-by-length/atter/
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Post by: Leeseetsa on July 11, 2013, 02:44:21 pm
(Breaking the rhym thing. Sorry!)

Abducted and murdered by Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 11, 2013, 02:46:34 pm
Blown up by Johny the explosive sheep.  (LETS GO BACK TO THE TOWN!!!)
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 11, 2013, 02:51:08 pm
you battle beef house https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgfVnwjjuc0
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Post by: Leeseetsa on July 11, 2013, 02:52:01 pm
Jhonen Vasques randomly breaks into your room and shoots lasers out of his eyes, killing you.
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 11, 2013, 02:52:39 pm
IMA EAT YO HEAD!!!
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 11, 2013, 02:55:53 pm
you are in the town that is attacked by the happy plane
(http://cdn.videosift.com/thumbs/h/ap/Happy_Plane.jpg?1358561395)
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 11, 2013, 03:01:20 pm
You walked into the Forest of Kanglen.  you don't come out.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 11, 2013, 03:03:57 pm
you are taken to a sarlack pit
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 11, 2013, 03:06:47 pm
Killed by sarcak in THE PIT.  (Exactly, no body knows what they are.  my friend made them.)
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 11, 2013, 03:10:37 pm
you DIDNT meet the robinsons
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 11, 2013, 03:14:30 pm
You killed Temya, and all of her friends kill you with a savage fury never before seen to you...
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 11, 2013, 03:17:05 pm
you are going to fly a plane, and you forgot your joystick
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 11, 2013, 03:18:10 pm
You stepped on Mark's tail, which skewers you on the blade, before shooting you to ribbons with the MG
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Post by: Plantan on July 11, 2013, 03:23:22 pm
You drown in a water bed...
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 11, 2013, 03:29:40 pm
You get smashed by a falling.... a falling potato.... a big one.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 11, 2013, 03:33:57 pm
you become a baneling.

http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft2/Baneling

(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090220193441/starcraft/images/b/be/Baneling_SC2_DevRend3.jpg)
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 11, 2013, 03:38:05 pm
Eaten by Spongebob.  Yep.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 11, 2013, 04:30:12 pm
you took a joyride, in a trebuchet
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 11, 2013, 04:36:24 pm
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 11, 2013, 04:38:27 pm
no

you said it wrong its

(http://th00.deviantart.net/fs39/200H/f/2008/348/8/f/Resistance_is_useless_by_mzgall.jpg)
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 11, 2013, 05:03:31 pm
no

you said it wrong its

(http://th00.deviantart.net/fs39/200H/f/2008/348/8/f/Resistance_is_useless_by_mzgall.jpg)

Did you read the books?  Last time i checked, it was 'Resistance is futile.'
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 11, 2013, 05:08:21 pm
i read them

NERD MODE ACTIVATE

resistance is futile is the borg from star trek. resistance is useless from the cybermen and vogons

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Post by: HazardJackal on July 11, 2013, 05:17:04 pm
DARNOK SAYS YOUR A A SISSY!!!
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 11, 2013, 05:18:11 pm
dont make me turn you into a bowl of petunias
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 11, 2013, 06:42:35 pm
Punjar smashes you with his hammer, THE FIST-STOMPER!
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 11, 2013, 06:49:56 pm
nooooo

overkill used (https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3945136640/hE5D2C9D0/)
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 11, 2013, 06:52:29 pm
The ranter rants you to death!
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 11, 2013, 06:54:06 pm
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3572369664/hCE448C48/)
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 11, 2013, 06:58:58 pm
Koogi escapes the loony bin...
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 12, 2013, 03:27:54 am
you went against a sicilian when death was on the line AND got in a land war in asia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_eZmEiyTo0&list=FLxv21JaXMOeLkJmIlvSHSVw
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 12, 2013, 04:44:17 am
You went in with a Caecilian when death was on the line!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caecilian (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caecilian)
(Love that movie!)
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 12, 2013, 11:38:01 am
i see what you did there :)


you went with ted bear (watch to very end to se why you die)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD7PB-6TWrg&list=FLxv21JaXMOeLkJmIlvSHSVw&index=316
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Post by: Plantan on July 12, 2013, 02:20:19 pm
You die from an infection in your foot
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 12, 2013, 10:05:57 pm
You get athletes foot  (your toes turned into coaches, who won't stop yelling at you)
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Post by: Plantan on July 13, 2013, 12:06:16 am
You outrun a cop through a pole...
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 13, 2013, 12:14:56 am
you saw a double rainbow all the way across the sky!!... while on a crosswalk on a very busy street
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Post by: Feline Frenzy on July 13, 2013, 11:43:54 pm
Moronic space pirates use you as ammo and launch you into a black hole.
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 15, 2013, 05:48:24 am
I take a bite out of your head... please don't judge me!
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 15, 2013, 12:30:43 pm
run over by a segway

(http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/2010/6/24/31bc00558b0307dc114f5a1ccc9ad5e3_15122.jpg__thumb)
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Post by: Plantan on July 15, 2013, 03:44:06 pm
Those little green army men trample you*
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 15, 2013, 04:06:31 pm
you get hit by a MOAB ( largest bomb that isn't a nuke) ( it literally stands for mother of all bombs, sort of)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GBU-43/B_Massive_Ordnance_Air_Blast_bomb
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 15, 2013, 08:58:00 pm
You get a BUDDY TUMOR!!!  :D
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Post by: Katra on July 15, 2013, 10:02:04 pm
Mistaken for a baby by bigfoot.
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 15, 2013, 10:02:35 pm
Slapped by Bighands
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 16, 2013, 12:06:34 am
punched by superman ( click this to see what happens http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fL8zopddI)
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 16, 2013, 01:36:40 am
You insulted a bus driver's bus.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 16, 2013, 01:47:00 am
you meet marvin
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Post by: Sledge on July 16, 2013, 02:07:03 am
you meet marvin

This saddens me because we had a friend by that name passed away a few months ago, and I have no idea who you're talking about.

You die from this post breaking your heart.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 16, 2013, 02:13:10 am
you meet marvin

This saddens me because we had a friend by that name passed away a few months ago, and I have no idea who you're talking about.

You die from this post breaking your heart.

im sorry :( i mean marvin as in the paranoid android from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_the_Paranoid_Android
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Post by: Sledge on July 16, 2013, 02:18:01 am
It's cool. You didn't know. Neither did you post how I died... Very well then. You get killed twice in a row.

Killed by standing in front of our truck bays when we responded to a fire, and were hit by our pumper which we tributes to him.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 16, 2013, 02:21:31 am
you die from the horrible screech that our gate makes whenever it moves in the slightest posable way.
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Post by: Sledge on July 16, 2013, 02:24:21 am
You meet face to face with Diesel and find out why his nickname is "Hellcat" because he is in a bad mood. (He's one of my fursonas. He can spew napalm.)
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 16, 2013, 02:32:20 am
you decided to take a joyride, on the outside of an SR-71 blackbird
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Post by: Sledge on July 16, 2013, 02:35:44 am
You got chewed up by a GAU-8 AVENGER. Or rather, the warthog it as mounted in laid a half second barrage on you then left.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 16, 2013, 02:52:15 am
you are on a light jog in the middle of nowhere where you soon discover you just so be jogging where the metal storm is being tested, with live rounds.

http://youtu.be/d8hlj4EbdsE?t=44s

(i started it at 44 seconds) assuming you watch the vid that burst is 180 rounds, that is freaking fast!
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Post by: Gauthar on July 16, 2013, 03:16:31 am
You die by suffocating on a bag of porridge
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 16, 2013, 03:25:44 am
you become a cat and visit my second aunt ( she has this book) ( i think that's what she is i have soo many relatives)
http://s1280.photobucket.com/user/korvre/media/IMG_1663_zps547e1620.jpg.html
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 16, 2013, 11:56:02 pm
You die when you ponder what would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris, and it does, even though you never insulted him.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 17, 2013, 12:06:43 am
you were saved by the milkman ( the world worst superhero), but in the process you were harmed by his udderal blasts, which caused you to be so perturbed you died.

this is milkman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eFDra1XimA
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 17, 2013, 12:08:54 am
Yellow-skinned Wackyman takes off your jacket and strangles you with it.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 17, 2013, 12:13:16 am
you are taken by terrorists and they spot weld speakers to your ears that only play yakety sax nonstop and you die from ear tumors ( do those even exist?)

this is yakety sax if you haven't heard it ( I'm sure you have) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 19, 2013, 08:54:15 pm
Steamroller driven by the Kool-aid Man!
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 19, 2013, 08:56:20 pm
you are the cool aid man and stewie is thirsty http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv5fYWy3H9Q
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 19, 2013, 08:59:06 pm
Good thing i'm the cool aid man not the Kool-aid man.  i'm a nifty guy who aids people!  he's a glass bodied freak filled with the blood of youn- i mean yummy red juice stuff!
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 20, 2013, 12:01:29 am
Good thing i'm the cool aid man not the Kool-aid man.  i'm a nifty guy who aids people!  he's a glass bodied freak filled with the blood of youn- i mean yummy red juice stuff!

CURESE YOUR ABILITY TO SPOT SMALL DIFFERENCES >:(

you die of my curse
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Post by: Furenzied on July 20, 2013, 12:39:47 am
Due to a belief that spells also impact the caster, your spell of death also kills you.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 20, 2013, 12:44:39 am
i use a magic mirror deflecting said effect toward the sun causing it to die, causing it to become a nutron star ( basically a not-black hole, but almost) so we all die in the extreme gravity, including you
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 20, 2013, 03:40:50 pm
I take a bit out of your face.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 20, 2013, 06:50:20 pm
one sentence, you didn't get to buy a thundercougarfalconbird

(http://gaygamer.net/images/thundercougar.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cRy_2IgnEg
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Post by: Jackie on July 20, 2013, 06:57:28 pm
I get Vladimir Putin to give you the double death stare and you go into cardiac arrest.

(http://www.theipinionsjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/putin-300x269.jpg)

(http://blog.reidreport.com/uploaded_images/vladimir_putin2-757912.jpg)
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 20, 2013, 07:07:32 pm
you become a cat and visit my second aunt who has this cook book.

 http://s1280.photobucket.com/user/korvre/media/IMG_1663_zps547e1620.jpg.html?sort=3&o=10
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Post by: Gauthar on July 20, 2013, 07:09:12 pm
Goldielocks poisoned the porridge instead of eating it
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Post by: Aces G. Foxworthy on July 22, 2013, 02:36:25 am
you decide to try and give SCP-096 a kiss. now I have to re-contain him  >:(
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Post by: Gauthar on July 27, 2013, 02:54:10 am
Got new fursuit tried it on and was infested with flesh eating beetles
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 27, 2013, 02:56:52 am
Given SCUBA gear, then chained to an anchor and dropped over an ocean trench
(die as the pressure increases, and slowly crushes you)
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Post by: Furenzied on July 27, 2013, 07:04:27 pm
You tie a few weather balloons to a lawn chair and fly away but you go so high you suffocate.
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 28, 2013, 12:06:26 am
Lightning strikes the same place seventeen times in a row.  The clouds wanted you dead for some reason...
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Post by: Gauthar on July 28, 2013, 03:14:43 am
Hugged the body while being struck
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Post by: Furenzied on July 28, 2013, 09:39:26 pm
You flew a kite while holding an umbrella during that.
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Post by: Feline Frenzy on July 28, 2013, 09:55:19 pm
The Assassin Prince shoots you with a bramble arrow.
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Post by: Marius the Shusky on July 28, 2013, 10:46:56 pm
You attempted to divide by zero and created a shift in time, removing you from existence.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 29, 2013, 12:08:30 am
you blinked in the presence of a stone statue of an angel http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/don-t-blink-the-weeping-angels-are-here.png
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Post by: Gauthar on July 29, 2013, 09:36:52 am
Trampled by bronies and pegisisters
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 29, 2013, 02:10:10 pm
Punjar says no.
*WHUMPFT*
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 29, 2013, 02:22:15 pm
sajuuk, the greatest ship in the universe built by the progenitors. its weapon requires 3 hyperspace cores to fire ( there are only 3 in the entire universe) and it shot at you.
the ship is basically a gun with engines and guns on it. also its 4 miles long, so its a BIG, gun

(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/P-05M3Xt1y8/hqdefault.jpg)
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 30, 2013, 12:52:27 am
Captain America saves the earth by deflecting the laser, sending it back at you.
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 30, 2013, 01:03:46 am
but i had a large mirror imbedded inside of me ( so the lazer revealed the mirror) for some unknown reason so my death was shared with yours. like a care bear stare, of death.
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 30, 2013, 01:12:05 am
Ah, but Punjar says no, and his word is always final.  Oh yeah, and you forgot to read the instruction manual for your new toaster, so you caused a nuclear explosion in your kitchen
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 30, 2013, 01:16:21 am
the scary thing is that we recently got a toaster :o

the toasters get you (as in cylons)
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Post by: Gauthar on July 30, 2013, 09:34:19 pm
Turns out the toaster is from the amityville place and haunts you killing ya in your sleep
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Post by: Furenzied on July 30, 2013, 10:57:01 pm
You eat too many Mcdonald's salads and had a heart attack. Because their salads are more fattening than their burgers...
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Post by: Gauthar on July 31, 2013, 02:44:59 am
Run away to carnival but they give you lion taming and it mauls ya
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Post by: charcoal on August 01, 2013, 08:24:28 pm
your next              http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121125020337/fanon/images/e/e5/Tumblr_mbyntiWy1F1rie1p8o1_1280.jpg
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 02, 2013, 03:55:12 am
Here, have some cotton candy to make up for all the awful ways i killed you!
(Actually, i just gave you fiberglass insulation on a stick.  Have fun with millions of splinters in your throat!)
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Post by: charcoal on August 02, 2013, 09:13:05 am
You get hit by an atv
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Post by: Tim R. Siguire on August 04, 2013, 12:04:56 am
You get hit by a stray steel fragment.
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 04, 2013, 12:57:22 am
the hosts come to get you as you ride the space titanic, in which the doctor never came to save you

"*ping* information: you're all going to die"
"*ping* information: kill, kill, kill"
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Post by: Plantan on August 04, 2013, 12:28:06 pm
I light you on fire after a gasoline bath...
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 04, 2013, 02:42:00 pm
I shove an umbrella down your throat and open it.
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Post by: charcoal on August 04, 2013, 03:01:03 pm
*points a sawed off shot gun and pulls the trigger and walks away*
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 04, 2013, 04:11:40 pm
Shoots you with a double-barreled and replaces your eyes with lead slugs.
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Post by: Gauthar on August 05, 2013, 03:26:18 am
Walks into lions den covered in meat
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Post by: charcoal on August 08, 2013, 08:14:28 pm
Shoots you with a double-barreled and replaces your eyes with lead slugs.
ok not trying to be rude but when using a sawed off your only allowed to use bird shot or double ot buck
gauther gets hit by a ford truck causeing a rib bone to puncture each lung
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 08, 2013, 09:23:03 pm
Mine wasn't sawed off though...

Anyway, i throw a brick at you.  The brick kills you though, not me.
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Post by: charcoal on August 08, 2013, 10:03:34 pm
*sticks c4 in a car and hands trenyth the keys* run away!
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 08, 2013, 10:16:01 pm
I don't drive.  Walking is the way of the WORKING MAN* *I am not a working man...

I eat a shrinking mushroom(Or whatever their called), climb into your mouth and hang onto the inside of your throat.  Now i just gotta wait for it to wear off!

(KASPLOOOODGE!!!)
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Post by: charcoal on August 09, 2013, 07:33:00 am
well I drink a lot water so youll drown before you grow
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 09, 2013, 07:57:40 pm
I return to normal size upon death. 

I dance on your grave... after i respawn or something...
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Post by: Furenzied on August 10, 2013, 12:57:01 pm
You get haunted by The Gravedancers.
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 10, 2013, 01:02:36 pm
/ \/ \ |  |    <- -> <- -> b a start
 |  | \ /\ /

( up up down down left right left right b a start)

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Post by: Furenzied on August 10, 2013, 02:04:06 pm
0.o ...NOOO!!!

you shot a portal to the moon and were banished to deep space.
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 10, 2013, 02:13:45 pm
SAPACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE space, i love space....

BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL

YOU ARE SENT TO A WORLD FULL OF ONLY HYDROCHLORIC ACID
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 10, 2013, 05:03:48 pm
THE POWER OF GREYSKULL OF FOR SISSIES!!!
Darnok punches He-Man in the face, and kills his fan club.  You were in his fan club
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 10, 2013, 05:14:00 pm
 "Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of no where lightning fast"-ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

and all attacked you simultaneously

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 10, 2013, 05:18:20 pm
Don't worry, MAULMANG CAN SAVE US!!!


You die after eating at burger king.
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 10, 2013, 05:27:36 pm
ha i go to 5 guys

anyway you were placed right in-between 2 black holes and you were ripped apart

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Post by: HazardJackal on August 10, 2013, 07:04:57 pm
You stood too close to them and were sucked into them as well.
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 10, 2013, 07:14:31 pm
you were taken hostage by the knights who until recently said "NI" that now say "Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptangya Ziiinnggggggg Ni!"

and was forced to cut a herring with a shrubbery made of trees
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Post by: Furenzied on August 10, 2013, 09:21:17 pm
You were turned into that herring that was cut.
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 10, 2013, 10:35:35 pm
I make you one of my puppets.  You know what happens to them.
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Post by: Furenzied on August 10, 2013, 10:45:22 pm
Your puppets come alive and murder you...just like Puppetmaster...and that one horror movie by the name of Pinochio...
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 10, 2013, 11:19:29 pm
Well, i guess Temya got her revenge... not like i didn't deserve it.

I put you in a box and fill it neck high with water.  you are forced to eat and drink to keep you alive, but you get trench foot over your entire body, causing it to literally fall apart
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 11, 2013, 12:09:12 am
this is a good death i think. you are forced to eat bacon until you grow so fat you implode into a nutron star killing our entire solar system and those around it.
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 11, 2013, 11:32:07 pm
Oooooh nooooo... i diiiiied agaiiiiiin.... ooooooh nooooo...

I feed you to coconut crabs.  They crack open your skull like a coconut.
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 12, 2013, 12:10:42 am
Oooooh nooooo... i diiiiied agaiiiiiin.... ooooooh nooooo...

i sense some sarcasm here

any wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

you die by counting to 4 while holding a holy hand grenade
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Post by: ColonelMustang on August 12, 2013, 02:59:42 am
You die by dividing zero
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 12, 2013, 03:05:47 am
you die.......

by not surviving :o dun dun dun!!!
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Post by: ColonelMustang on August 12, 2013, 10:18:17 am
(I die by not surviving....interesting..)

You die by a million paper cuts
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Post by: Furenzied on August 12, 2013, 11:51:40 am

you die by counting to 4 while holding a holy hand grenade

Yay! A Sonny 2 Reference!

Anyway...Sea dies because he drowns...
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Post by: Tim R. Siguire on August 12, 2013, 05:10:12 pm
Above person dies by Retina Overload
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 13, 2013, 03:48:12 pm
An angry lobster throws you alive into boiling water.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Sergalicious on August 13, 2013, 04:01:51 pm
you are taken by the great green arkelseizure and he eats you in a Mor'tek-rai'kan ( micro second)
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 13, 2013, 04:05:38 pm
GET EM MISTER B!

Your corpse was found with a massive gory hole in the chest, and a large bootprint in your head.
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Post by: Tim R. Siguire on August 13, 2013, 07:45:33 pm
You get trapped in an air vacuum room.
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Post by: Furenzied on August 13, 2013, 09:59:30 pm
You got murdered by Mother Brain.
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 13, 2013, 10:04:08 pm
I slap you across the face with a fish.  Yes, that somehow managed to kill you.
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Post by: Furenzied on August 13, 2013, 10:22:25 pm
(oh no! My moms deathly alergic!)

You go to Rapture and get sent on your way...
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 13, 2013, 10:33:43 pm
You were on the maiden voyage of the WES Tranquility when the RP died.
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Post by: Furenzied on August 13, 2013, 10:35:08 pm
You were riding on the Behemoth on your way to Black Mesa.
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 13, 2013, 10:36:08 pm
You ate Explosive Mah'nupa!
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Post by: Furenzied on August 13, 2013, 10:39:47 pm
You kissed a head crab.
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 13, 2013, 10:49:36 pm
You gave a splicer a friendly hug.
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Post by: Furenzied on August 13, 2013, 11:10:40 pm
You donated one or more of your vital organs.
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 13, 2013, 11:16:54 pm
Dr Steinman thought you were too symmetrical
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 13, 2013, 11:54:03 pm
you were partners with the hero of canton i a specific heist where your ship was hit, and to keep flying he had to dump the cargo, and you. ( he dumped you first too)
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 13, 2013, 11:56:23 pm
I take a bite out of your face.  Mmmm, not bad actually!
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 13, 2013, 11:59:31 pm
mai face?! nooooooooooooo i needs dat.

anywhays you get in the way of a perfectly normal beast
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on August 14, 2013, 12:03:24 am
You eat perfectly normal beast meat, and like it.  When you go to compliment the chief, a vorgon lands on you, after falling out of the sky and an improbability factor of 474293523695901902347123057324895723590 to 1
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 14, 2013, 12:15:28 am
not the vogons

you meet colin the robot that is happy regardless and is perfectly happy to kill all life.

http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Colin_the_Security_Robot
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 14, 2013, 02:11:02 am
YAY!  Someone remembers him!

I stick a fire hose in your mouth and turn it up to full power.
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 14, 2013, 02:20:38 am
you get on a transport vessel. unfortunately it crashed on a planet where civilization has died off. and it can leave anytime but it wont because it needs a restocking of lemon-scented towlets. so it is keeping you in suspended animation waking you every 100,000 ( i think) to give you tea and biscuits. and it is waiting until civilization come again from a different species on the same planet . where they will reinvent the lemon-scented towlet where it will restock and fly away, but you will have died many millennia before then.
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Post by: Furenzied on August 14, 2013, 01:14:37 pm
You looked into the operational end of the device.
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 14, 2013, 01:30:26 pm
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/bf/Bad_Wolf_tag.jpg/200px-Bad_Wolf_tag.jpg)

( bad wolf)
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Post by: Gauthar on August 14, 2013, 05:55:31 pm
Chokes on a meatball
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 14, 2013, 06:04:33 pm
davros disapproves of you. so he uses his reality bomb and removes reality and everything it it, which includes you
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Post by: Furenzied on August 14, 2013, 08:03:27 pm
The Aztecs sacrifice you to keep the sun alive.
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Post by: Plantan on August 14, 2013, 08:05:32 pm
You get entangled and stuck in a bed sheet
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 14, 2013, 08:06:22 pm
you get hit by a nutron star ( its basically a black hole's little brother)
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Post by: Plantan on August 14, 2013, 08:08:16 pm
You're Sucked into a blackhole
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Post by: Furenzied on August 14, 2013, 08:11:27 pm
You implode.
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 14, 2013, 08:13:36 pm
you meet the Robinson's ( i dont know)
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 14, 2013, 08:34:05 pm
You EAT the Robinson's.
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 14, 2013, 08:39:56 pm
they must have been made of meet! bad joke

you greet the Robinson's (*lemongrab voice* lets continue the chain!!!)

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9j1stxOWt1qafevjo1_500.gif)
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 14, 2013, 08:44:45 pm
You... cleat... the Robinson's..?
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 14, 2013, 08:49:14 pm
you beat the Robinson's

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Post by: HazardJackal on August 14, 2013, 08:51:37 pm
You Ate the Robinson's (New rhyme)
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 14, 2013, 08:54:12 pm
you rate the robinsons
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 14, 2013, 08:56:57 pm
You Hate the Robinson's
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 14, 2013, 11:59:27 pm
you dilate the Robinson's ( im running out of stuff)
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 15, 2013, 12:05:09 am
You paint the Robinsons.
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 15, 2013, 12:11:06 am
you taint the robinsons
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 15, 2013, 12:12:33 am
You... faint... the robinson's
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 15, 2013, 12:21:42 am
you ain't the robinsons

( cuz ain't nobody got time fo dat)
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 15, 2013, 12:23:39 am
You... armed the Robinson's (It's your turn on dragons, 42.)
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 15, 2013, 12:30:56 am
you 'tard the robinsons ( you made them retarded or something, i dun know)
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 15, 2013, 12:34:40 am
You shot the Robinson's (But you did not shoot the deputy)
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 15, 2013, 12:50:56 am
you bought the Robinson's

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Post by: HazardJackal on August 15, 2013, 12:51:27 am
You lost the robisons
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 15, 2013, 12:53:24 am
you frost* the robinsons

* with tasty, tasty bacon icing
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 15, 2013, 12:59:28 am
You licked the Robinsons.
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 15, 2013, 01:07:32 am
okay... you prick* the Robinson's

*with a chainsau
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 15, 2013, 01:08:36 am
You Slapped the Robinsons.
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 15, 2013, 01:13:49 am
you tap the robinsons
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 15, 2013, 01:17:45 am
You capped the Robinson's
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Post by: Aloneness on August 15, 2013, 01:21:51 am
Crushed by a giant 12 sided dice!
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 15, 2013, 01:28:35 am
You find the glowing orange bi-polar D20.  You are cursed.
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Post by: ColonelMustang on August 15, 2013, 01:38:59 am
Chuck Norris thinks of your name for a second
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 15, 2013, 01:41:21 am
You watched Chuck Norris get in a fight with Darnok.  You died in the aftermath.
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Post by: ColonelMustang on August 15, 2013, 01:42:56 am
(I'd be okay with that.)

You get killed by (http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/cONmzaT4x10/hqdefault.jpg)
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 15, 2013, 01:49:13 am
not eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeviiiiiiiiiiil!!!

so i defeat you with paula dean riding stuff
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0h5d5Uk4v1qhajmxo1_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1k0v4N39w1qhajmxo1_1280.png?.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4TyiovZwbuY/TamsGpDTAOI/AAAAAAAAADU/ACYQAf5rtJo/s320/deentardis-mb01.jpg)
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Post by: ColonelMustang on August 15, 2013, 01:58:43 am
(Noooooooooo not the T.A.R.D.I.S)
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 15, 2013, 02:02:29 am
YES the Time And Relative Dimension In Space is not safe, nothing is safe from the great paula dean

BEHOLD
she reaches out to mars
(http://blogs.laweekly.com/squidink/pauladeenriding.jpg)
and... i dont even know, but she is there!
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyw7vx8fXK1qhajmxo1_500.jpg)
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Post by: ColonelMustang on August 15, 2013, 02:05:26 am
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5646269696/hF2CA063E/)
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 15, 2013, 02:09:58 am
in that case she sends you to

a pile of legos so you are always in pain
(http://blogassets.catchmyparty-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/photo-27-580x580.jpg)
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Post by: ColonelMustang on August 15, 2013, 02:16:42 am
That is nothing compared to what will kill you.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_P-DZFro81UM/SJIrqc_b0lI/AAAAAAAAAKA/mQY-pCxl9Jk/s400/dr_evil.jpg (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_P-DZFro81UM/SJIrqc_b0lI/AAAAAAAAAKA/mQY-pCxl9Jk/s400/dr_evil.jpg)
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 15, 2013, 02:20:16 am
is it... MINI ME?!?

or is it sharks with frigggen laser beams attached to their friggen heads. or did you steal my mojo not that i had any in the first place.

or maybe even... him fat bastard
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Post by: Furenzied on August 15, 2013, 03:38:29 pm
Death by CHOCOLATE!
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 15, 2013, 03:44:13 pm
HA, DEATH BY WHITE CHOCOLATE, WITH LITTLE RASPBERRY BITS INSIDE
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Post by: Furenzied on August 15, 2013, 03:47:45 pm
Death by...lack of life...
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 15, 2013, 03:59:17 pm
to be honest that probably how ill die

you die by deciding it was a good idea to drink a gallon of oxiclean
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 15, 2013, 04:00:49 pm
Death by being mobbed by skeb children!
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 15, 2013, 04:05:51 pm
you eat 5 golden rings ( made of lead)
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 15, 2013, 04:07:59 pm
You wore so much bling-bling that the cruise liner you where on sunk.
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 15, 2013, 04:42:51 pm
you tried to eat an entire pod of whales in one sitting all by yourself. you get so fat you implode into a blackhole
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Post by: Furenzied on August 15, 2013, 04:57:48 pm
You divided by 0 and ceased to exist.
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 15, 2013, 05:01:57 pm
and i foiled your plan

       PLAN
     (PL)(AN)
  PA+PN+LA+LN
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 15, 2013, 06:49:36 pm
Hah hah... i hate math you jerk, i'm in summer school for it!

I kill you in my rage from having to do math.
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 15, 2013, 07:59:29 pm
then i make you do trig while doing a double backflip thru a hoop while whistling the star spangled banner. then force you to fly onto space where you die because you cant live in space
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 15, 2013, 08:17:07 pm
The professor told you to use silver bullets.  They didn't help.
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 15, 2013, 08:30:59 pm
one little word

















KILLING SPREE, TRIPLE KILL, RUNNING RIOT, UNSTOPPABLE, KILLTACULAR, KILIMANJARO
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 15, 2013, 08:46:20 pm
OPEN SEASON!!!
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 15, 2013, 08:54:50 pm
you are both rabbit and duck sooo

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/2159e67bb63175611b9cf906f11e87df/tumblr_mexied0M4W1qm38fso1_500.gif)
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 15, 2013, 08:59:30 pm
Mr T and, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, and Harrison Ford (And Darnok, obviously) all punch you simultaneously.
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 16, 2013, 12:02:55 am
superman punches you

watch this to se what happens
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fL8zopddI
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 16, 2013, 05:00:01 am
Raeng (The unseen) corrupts you, and you are killed by a hero that tries to stop him (said hero failed miserably, and merely became part of the evil he had tried so hard to stop.)
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Post by: Furenzied on August 16, 2013, 12:47:03 pm
You get consumed by Alex Mason from Prototype.
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 16, 2013, 02:14:24 pm
You are killed by Alex Mason from block ops
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Post by: Firelight on August 16, 2013, 05:15:26 pm
Died by listening too many of 2 the ranting gryphon's rants  :D
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 16, 2013, 05:27:29 pm
sounds like a good way to die. you make kage go to a target, he is angry with you and goes into a killing spree/rage ore something
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Post by: Firelight on August 17, 2013, 03:11:36 am
sounds like a good way to die. you make kage go to a target, he is angry with you and goes into a killing spree/rage ore something

 :o
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 17, 2013, 03:16:29 am
what? didn't you know kage doesn't like target

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnu48DH5k2Y
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Post by: charcoal on August 17, 2013, 07:38:22 am
you get a cookie                        http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/Q47iFkM3A_o/hqdefault.jpg
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 17, 2013, 01:45:03 pm
Old man hunger is a gnawin at yer belly  (Ren an Stimpy, first episode)
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Post by: Tim R. Siguire on August 17, 2013, 08:47:58 pm
Imploding Sinkhole divides you by Zero and you become Light Matter
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 17, 2013, 08:50:06 pm
You knocked on Archen's door with bad intentions.  You were incinerated.
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Post by: Firelight on August 18, 2013, 12:56:08 am
what? didn't you know kage doesn't like target

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnu48DH5k2Y
I did I was just imagining it and it was scary  :D
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Post by: Plantan on August 18, 2013, 01:21:45 am
You implode and explode...
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Post by: Furenzied on August 18, 2013, 02:35:34 pm
Huggled to death.
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 18, 2013, 02:45:21 pm
you met the night who say "ni" and they disliked your shrubbery work so they killed you with a herring

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc90bxN7gl1qj1v1yo1_500.gif)
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Post by: Furenzied on August 18, 2013, 04:04:22 pm
The black knight beat you to death with his severed arm.
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 18, 2013, 04:19:58 pm
you counted to four not, three
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 18, 2013, 10:52:16 pm
The french beat you to the holy castle
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 19, 2013, 12:05:02 am
you floated in the water signifying your witch ways and were burned at the stake
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 19, 2013, 12:08:29 am
The witch turned you into a newt.  You didn't get better.
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 19, 2013, 12:13:41 am
you miscalculated the airspeed velocity of a sparrow because you didn't know if it was a african or European swallow.

BREAKING NEWS

captain jack sparrow........................................ is not a sparrow DUN! DUN! DUN!  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 19, 2013, 03:14:58 pm
Moy peanut.
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 19, 2013, 03:18:56 pm
Moy peanut.

?

i kill you in a rage of cunfusion
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 19, 2013, 03:20:24 pm
The 'my peanut' scene.  Where jack kills himself for a peanut, and starts barking orders to a crew made up of copies of himself.

Hypno uses dream eater!
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Post by: SkyFire on August 19, 2013, 10:25:49 pm
Put into the pit fights and sadistically killed by skavmar's games(the pit fights).
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 20, 2013, 12:27:47 am
Spoonman.  He throws a razor sharp spoon into your face.
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 20, 2013, 12:52:21 am
Spoonman.  He throws a razor sharp spoon into your face.

ha! i send the blue raja, you're "spoonman" is defeated.

(http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/7427/blueraja6.jpg)
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 20, 2013, 01:56:14 am
I KNOW RIGHT!! I saw that movie AFTER i created spoonman!  Ether way, Spoonman's henchman, Hector,kills you with his roto-mower-slicer-dicer.
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 20, 2013, 01:58:40 am
HA again! milk man defeats hector and he would beat him and spoonman single handedly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eFDra1XimA
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Post by: Gauthar on August 21, 2013, 11:51:47 pm
*sends to the shadow realm after winning a children's card game*
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 22, 2013, 01:11:52 am
1234,1234,1234,12324,1234,1234,1224,1234,1234,1234,1234,1234,1234,1234,1234,12341,234,1234,1234,1234,1234,1234,1234,1234,1234,1234,1234,1234,1234,1234,1234,1234,1234,1234,1234,1234,1234

you are the master and well, look above

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxeoLhLdqnQ
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 22, 2013, 01:37:19 am
YOU HAVE THE POOOOOWEEEEEEER!!!!!

You explode from power overdose.
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 22, 2013, 01:43:37 am
"HI! billy mays here for the_____!"

you're billy mays

pst, he died
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 22, 2013, 01:45:55 am
I'm crushing your head!  I'm crushing your head!  Yeah, that's right, i'm doing this to you, flathead! (Kids in the hall.)
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 22, 2013, 02:01:44 am
you have to fight this

(http://www.mypokecard.com/en/Gallery/my/galery/gGAKpmRkTqsj.jpg)
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 22, 2013, 02:04:30 am
I crush his head.  Once a head crusher, always a head crusher.
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 22, 2013, 02:06:49 am
okay then beat this

there aint no head to crush

(http://jobvoucherplan.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/zombie20headless20large.jpg)
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 22, 2013, 02:07:55 am
I defeat it with a lawnmower.  And plant a peashooter incase another one shows up.
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Post by: Sergalicious on August 22, 2013, 02:17:28 am
you are made to listen to this 3 times a day ( you may find an error in this logic) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6-KspZegsE
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 22, 2013, 02:45:53 pm
Grizzly bars! 
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on August 22, 2013, 07:16:33 pm
Spontaneous puppet combustion.
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 22, 2013, 07:24:49 pm
Death by a swarm of model rockets. With metal nosecones.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on August 30, 2013, 12:39:17 pm
You die surrounded by your family members, calmly and slowly.

Because they're watching from the other side of a one-way mirror as you get killed via Lethal Injection.
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 30, 2013, 06:24:37 pm
Eaten/mauled/dismembered by the psychos from borderlands.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on August 31, 2013, 11:23:18 am
Beaten to death by Bullymongs, then eaten by Skags.
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 31, 2013, 01:25:27 pm
Eaten by a swarm/flock of rakk.
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 01, 2013, 05:58:58 pm
had to listen to CL4P-TP for far to long
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on September 01, 2013, 07:10:28 pm
Hey, do not bash  the little robot!

Smashed by Brick's player character in Bunkers and Bad***es.

"Her name is Brick, and she's the prettiest"
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 01, 2013, 07:33:15 pm
you didn't
(http://static.tumblr.com/5ad630366bd77f3e569bdc45f08b5125/njwhonf/URymiz7vf/tumblr_static_borderlands_2_-_scooter_title_card__catch_a_ride__.jpg)
 8) catch a ride
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on September 01, 2013, 07:38:09 pm
Run over by a hijacked Bandit Racer. Giiiiiiiiiiiblets!
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 01, 2013, 07:44:59 pm
got swarmed by hundreds of loot midgets, and air-mechs ( forgot actual names)
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on September 01, 2013, 07:46:49 pm
PUNCHED UNTIL YOU EXPLODE!
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 01, 2013, 07:55:41 pm
KICKED UNTIL YOU IMPLODE

( or get hit by the hadron accelerators on my main battleship in starsector
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on September 01, 2013, 08:46:28 pm
Rammed by a fleet of 3KM Jumpships from Battletech, who all fire thier collective Orbital Large Lasers into the resulting holes in the armor before self-destructing, causing a ball of plasma that creates a small, temporary sun.
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 01, 2013, 08:56:34 pm
oh, okay then. you get hit by lexx

http://youtu.be/64xKpE59n4I
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on September 01, 2013, 08:59:49 pm
Your mind is exploded via bread in a can.
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 01, 2013, 09:06:19 pm
you didnt get the chance to eat the wonderful:
(http://theawesomer.com/photos/2010/05/051710_Canned_Unicorn_Meat_t.jpg)
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on September 01, 2013, 09:09:55 pm
I traded it for a pelt from a Daedric Prince, sorry. The pelt of the savior.

Anyways; You die from a peice of unicorn meat getting lodged in your windpipe.
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 01, 2013, 09:20:54 pm
you tried to stop your starship while traveling at ludicrous speed.

or just tried to go at the speed in the first place :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygE01sOhzz0
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Post by: Kobuk on September 01, 2013, 09:31:08 pm
^ Dies from being hit in the head with the largest rolled up newspaper in existence.

BAD ANTHRO! WHEN I TELL YOU TO BEHAVE, I MEAN IT, GODDAMMIT!
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 02, 2013, 12:06:10 am
* rolls d20* HA I GOT THE SQUIRT BOTTLE OF ARSENIC * pulls squirt bottle out of nowhere*

*squirt, squirt* eat arsenic, newspaper wielding fiend!!!

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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on September 02, 2013, 08:24:59 am
*Kills you with a toaster fired from the Rock-it Launcher from Fallout 3*

Looks like you just got... Toasted.  8)
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 02, 2013, 09:08:34 am
You made like a tree and got out of there as apposed to make like a tree and leave

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Post by: SkyFire on September 02, 2013, 10:27:59 am
Zapped by the largest railgun. ever. the thing is the size of a solar system.
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 02, 2013, 10:38:02 am
Got in the way of a nurton star
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Post by: SkyFire on September 02, 2013, 11:47:20 am
Decided to follow an anthro into the forest and became one, then the champion of the tribe, before giving their lives Nobely to save the life of their one true love.
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 02, 2013, 12:13:39 pm
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!!

HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA AND I SAID HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA I SAID HAY, WHAT GOIN ON!!!!

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/3115666/heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa-o.gif)
you are made to listen to this nonstop
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on September 02, 2013, 12:15:47 pm
Assassinated in Halo by a guy with the GT Skully.

Damn, that's emberessing.
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Post by: Kobuk on September 02, 2013, 12:16:02 pm
^  Became trapped in the CUBE.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0c/Cube_The_Movie_Poster_Art.jpg/220px-Cube_The_Movie_Poster_Art.jpg)
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 02, 2013, 12:19:06 pm
you had an unfortunate smelting accident

and so will you fajja  :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr0gNJ090JA
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Post by: SkyFire on September 02, 2013, 12:27:01 pm
Sent to the X-pit on apokolips. For life.
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 02, 2013, 11:24:00 pm
You ended up in the mole maze.  nobody has ever come out, alive or otherwise.
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 03, 2013, 12:05:47 am
you tried to waltz into mordor
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 03, 2013, 12:20:14 am
You were my dance partner!  :D
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 03, 2013, 12:24:09 am
you were the film crew filming the waltzing
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 03, 2013, 12:28:01 am
You where the guy with the boom mike
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 03, 2013, 12:29:46 am
you were a favorite character in a joss whedon movie/tv show
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 03, 2013, 12:30:49 am
You are put into a lemon press.
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 03, 2013, 12:34:21 am
you are given a super kill-o-zap laser ( as in the beam not the gun)
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 03, 2013, 12:56:10 am
(http://imageshack.us/a/img31/5598/qb25.jpg)

NUFF SAID
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 03, 2013, 01:01:41 am
what, i don't even...???

okay then here

(http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/c/c0/A_dragon.PNG/200px-A_dragon.PNG)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90X5NJleYJQ
Trogdor!

Trogdor!

Trogdor was a man

I mean, he was a dragon man

Or maybe he was just a dragon

But he was still Trogdor!

Trogdor!

Trogdor!

Burninating the countryside,

Burninating the peasants

Burninating all the peoples

And their thatched-roof cottages!
Thatched-roof cottages!
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 03, 2013, 01:23:19 am
hit by a speeding T.A.R.D.I.S.
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 03, 2013, 01:24:30 am
you start playing this game i did, im dead inside now x_x

http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 03, 2013, 01:30:33 am
you've ruined me. lol  :goldglee:
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 03, 2013, 01:35:13 am
I started playing a few hours ago i get over 8 million cookies a second and each click gives me like 30k im letting it run overnight so ill have tons of cookies
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 03, 2013, 10:10:31 pm
I inform the cookie monster of your cookie stockpile.  you are eaten in the chaos that follows.
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Post by: SkyFire on September 03, 2013, 10:44:31 pm
You are abducted into the pit fights. Nothing more need said of your many horrible deaths.
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 03, 2013, 10:46:16 pm
You monster.  GLADOS eats you.
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Post by: SkyFire on September 03, 2013, 10:49:28 pm
Slowly sucked into a black hole over centuries, alive all the time until it finally kills you.
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 03, 2013, 10:51:03 pm
Death by cuteness overload caused by the cutest thing in the universe: THE THINGY.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 03, 2013, 11:26:15 pm
death by monkeys!!!!
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 03, 2013, 11:38:24 pm
Dwarven-Robo-Cyborg-Extreme-Spacepirate-Mega-Flaming-Ninja-Master-Exo-Darnok 7000

NUFF SAID
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 03, 2013, 11:39:43 pm
death by robot rebellion
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 03, 2013, 11:42:22 pm
You died during Claptrap's Robolution
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 03, 2013, 11:47:42 pm
death by bullymong attack
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 03, 2013, 11:55:58 pm
THE SKAGS GOT ME THE SKAAAAAGS!!!
*This is YOU screaming*
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 04, 2013, 12:44:09 am
death by EXPLOSIONSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 04, 2013, 12:45:32 am
death by snu snu
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 04, 2013, 12:13:42 pm
NINJA CLAM ATTACK!!!
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 04, 2013, 03:37:55 pm
death by a black hole forming on your forehead for no apparent reason.
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 04, 2013, 03:39:30 pm
In the way of a speeding internet explorer
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 04, 2013, 03:52:28 pm
saved by load screen.

you die by zerg attack
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 04, 2013, 06:47:56 pm
carrier has arrived

( or if you prefer: carrier has derived)
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 04, 2013, 10:05:08 pm
You went on a date with BLOODEYE.  You were rejected, and eaten.
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 05, 2013, 12:05:35 am
you went on a date with the red eyes

" red eyes, red eyes, red eyes, i didn't expect to se you so SPOON!" - blue raja
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 05, 2013, 12:07:52 am
death by Chinese water torture
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 05, 2013, 12:12:23 am
death by the machine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbgyppGqBgg
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 05, 2013, 12:15:37 am
death by weeping angels
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 05, 2013, 12:17:15 am
you wonder what happens when a weeping angel looks at the silence

does it forget the encounter or get closer?
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 05, 2013, 01:13:13 am
Raeng...

You would wish you were dead...
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 05, 2013, 01:16:11 am
reavers ( as in firefly/serenity)
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 05, 2013, 01:21:04 am
Reaver (From fable)
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 05, 2013, 01:22:06 am
strider ( hl2)
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 05, 2013, 01:23:38 am
An impossibly big pikachu.  It sat on you.
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 05, 2013, 01:34:40 am
you are given an impossible sudoku puzzle which if you dont solve turns into a nuke
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 05, 2013, 02:06:44 am
you have the misfortune of meeting pinhead
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 05, 2013, 01:53:59 pm
Nuclear Whales!
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 05, 2013, 02:17:52 pm
No one invited you aqua-man!!!

death by BP oil spill
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 05, 2013, 02:23:16 pm
Tactical monkfish strike
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 05, 2013, 03:36:09 pm
Orbital flying fish bombing
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 05, 2013, 03:40:20 pm
Death by vashta nerada
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 05, 2013, 03:40:56 pm
I nom your head.  :)
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on September 07, 2013, 09:20:43 am
death by bullymong attack
Death by boiling acid for stealing Bullymong death.

Death by Fallout 3 Shotgun Trap.
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 07, 2013, 11:09:26 am
death by centaur ( fallout 3 also)
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 07, 2013, 11:32:40 am
Nomed by titan
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 07, 2013, 12:11:16 pm
swarmed by mirelurks/ and you only have 1 stimpack and just your fisticuffs to save yourself
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on September 07, 2013, 12:23:27 pm
This works less as a death if you're on Level 30 and have a high Endurance Stat, and a 100 Hand to Hand skill.

Anyways, MASSIVE Psycho Overdose. You facepalm and explode.
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Post by: Jackie on September 07, 2013, 01:37:42 pm
You are the hardest, Strongest, Most geared up fur in the wastes when..........A deathclaw rips your head off. No matter how good you are, It happens  :D

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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 07, 2013, 01:48:00 pm
MK42 suit self destruct
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 07, 2013, 02:38:43 pm
you wear a red shirt on a specific spaceship that works for starfleet
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 07, 2013, 06:50:12 pm
you hug a slithene
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 07, 2013, 07:02:30 pm
(http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/srsly-you-guys1.gif)

you saddened this poor, helpless slithene, he's so sad his tears cause a massive flood, drowning you :'(
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Post by: sarngier on September 08, 2013, 03:39:03 am
put through a meat grinder.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 08, 2013, 04:03:01 am
marker exposure
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on September 08, 2013, 12:13:16 pm
A strange space-time event makes you the frog that explodes in the 2003 Hulk movie.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 08, 2013, 04:45:57 pm
gets stuck in the space-time continuum
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Post by: Jackie on September 08, 2013, 04:55:29 pm
I'm In a bad mood and you eat some of my Berries. Therefore I swiftly turn into a human and kill you!

(http://i.minus.com/ibs12yHQoEx0D6.gif)

Free virtual Berries if you know the film ʕ ´ᴥ` ʔ
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on September 08, 2013, 08:54:56 pm
Being that one marine in Halo who decided it was a good idea to get in a Player-Controlled Master Chief's line of sight.
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Post by: Kobuk on September 08, 2013, 09:10:40 pm
^  Today is a good day to die.......for you!  :goldlaugh:


(http://girlygamer.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/klingon-dwarf-01.jpg)
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on September 08, 2013, 09:23:58 pm
Wow o.o That is the creepiest expression in any picture I've ever seen...

Anyways! You die by being meleed by a Zentrati (Sorry, I know I mispelled it)!
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 08, 2013, 09:43:51 pm
You die from the end result of my pent up frustration with the apparent death of the RP boards. 
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Post by: Katra on September 08, 2013, 10:17:57 pm
Unfortunate high speed collision with a cactus while skateboarding.
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 08, 2013, 10:21:15 pm
A drunk surgeon.
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 08, 2013, 11:24:07 pm
You are given the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy mk2
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 08, 2013, 11:28:23 pm
(wouldn't that make him safer?)

 anyhow death by portal gun malfunction
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 08, 2013, 11:33:19 pm
Optimus prime caught you driving in a demolition derby
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 09, 2013, 12:04:08 am
(wouldn't that make him safer?)

no the mk2 2 was a pan dimentional version made by the vogons who's only purpous was to lead arthur, and trillian back to earth in a different reality so the vogons could finish their job of destroying earth because the two survived and the hhggtg mk2 was there so it also destroyed all earth s in all dimensions and universes

you die out of confusion from statement from above. also the mk2 took the form of a small bird
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 09, 2013, 01:40:49 am
dies from the blast of my mind being blown from that statement
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 09, 2013, 01:50:50 am
I would have killed you, but your mind exploded... thanks for saving me the trouble!
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 09, 2013, 11:35:38 am
No problem. it's the least i could do after you took all of those cianide......i mean vitamin capsules that were hid in some cheese crackers .
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 09, 2013, 03:34:09 pm
I place you in the path of an oncoming unicorn stampede
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Post by: Kobuk on September 10, 2013, 11:13:12 pm
^ Died when you were trying to cross the street, but got hit by a DeLorean that was traveling 88 mph and trying to get "back to the future".
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 10, 2013, 11:32:23 pm
death by over exposure to cosmic radiation.
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Post by: SkyFire on September 10, 2013, 11:33:19 pm
Death by natural causes.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 10, 2013, 11:36:04 pm
death by bear hug.
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 10, 2013, 11:44:59 pm
Run over by the GUARD UNNATURAL DISASTER TANK!!!
(thing i made i spore, right after it came out.  Its stupid by my standards now, but powerful nonetheless.)
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 11, 2013, 12:07:43 am
taken out by my rectangle covered in cannons that i made in spore ( not even painted too)
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 11, 2013, 12:32:03 am
beaten by a thousand cookie baking grandmas while traversing the cookie mines
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 11, 2013, 01:34:02 am
( you've been playing cookie clicker havent you squid ward)

taken out by my time machines
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 11, 2013, 02:20:38 am
death by reality bomb
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 12, 2013, 12:07:57 am
death by wife while wife watches wife kills you then tries to stop wife from killing you but fails while your best friend who is younger then you by 900 years is the mother of your wife and then that one guy with a can of gas to burn you once your wife kills you while your wife watched your wife kill you.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 12, 2013, 11:08:45 am
Ah doctor you sly dog.

house gets your diagnosis wrong.  you actually  die of lupus.
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 12, 2013, 11:33:46 am
Ended up as part of Ash Kethcum's collection.  He does have to catch'em all...
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 12, 2013, 12:22:58 pm
 10 hours of nyan cat
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 12, 2013, 03:44:48 pm
30 hrs of HEYYAYYAYAYAYAYY
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 12, 2013, 04:37:10 pm
You have to listen to Oasis's rock'n roll star song on repeat, for a whole week, while being fed nothing but canned Vienna sausages and Dr pepper.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 12, 2013, 04:40:58 pm
YOU MONSTER!!!!!

death by mongolian death worm
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 12, 2013, 08:37:50 pm
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DdQw4w9WgXcQ

:) yes that just happened
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 12, 2013, 08:47:29 pm
I actuly kinda like that song...

Kool-aid man fell on you.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 12, 2013, 10:26:25 pm
 smile dog pays you a visit.
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 12, 2013, 10:33:27 pm
For  the rest of your life you are only able to eat two things:
Vienna sausage
Pickle brine
Have fun with that.
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 13, 2013, 12:21:32 am
I actuly kinda like that song...


same here actually

you are given up and let down. ( by rick astley)
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 13, 2013, 01:54:01 am
You are 'dropped' into a vat of pickle brine.  You can't get out.
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 13, 2013, 02:00:49 am
Oops I'm sorry I got the hydrochloric acid and water mixed up, I'll give you a 1% discount next time you come.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 13, 2013, 02:15:18 am
the memes jack. it was the memes. (he blames it on the memes but we all know how he really killed youhttp://youtu.be/RV16e4bam_Y (http://youtu.be/RV16e4bam_Y)) lol
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 13, 2013, 03:48:39 pm
You had less Schwartz then me so I defeated you with yougurt's teachings
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 13, 2013, 03:56:12 pm
Summons bahamut.
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 13, 2013, 09:47:08 pm
Shot with a Patriot Arrow (Robin Hood, Men in Tights)
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 13, 2013, 11:07:17 pm
cant swim in a shallow ditch .. drowns.
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 13, 2013, 11:31:15 pm
You are a Spartan, from Halo. 

a foot and a half of water.
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 14, 2013, 12:38:52 am
you turn int a slice of bacon on an american's dinner plate
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 14, 2013, 01:56:58 am
you fool. Spartans don't die. they just take extended leaves of absence.
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 14, 2013, 01:32:29 pm
Uh huh, unless they step in water, in which case they actually die...

like you just did.
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 14, 2013, 01:39:44 pm
unless you are in combat evolved
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 14, 2013, 01:53:48 pm
Death by Banana phone/gun
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 14, 2013, 04:27:02 pm
death by listening to this so much that you are so happy you 'splode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyz_2DEah4o
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 14, 2013, 06:05:50 pm
you went on a date with Spoonman.  Unfortunately, it didn't go too well...
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Post by: Kobuk on September 14, 2013, 06:51:26 pm
^  Pushes you off a cliff.
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 14, 2013, 06:55:04 pm
Somebody else shoves YOU off after me
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Post by: Kobuk on September 14, 2013, 06:57:20 pm
^ You double crossed the wrong Mafia boss and now you're wearing "cement shoes" at the bottom of a lake.
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 14, 2013, 07:05:24 pm
You double-crossed the MONKFISH MAFIA!!
(http://imageshack.us/a/img534/2052/bjml.jpg)
(Made this on the spot, i think i'm getting the hang of this!)
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 14, 2013, 07:05:58 pm
rode in a plane controlled by me

( loop de loop in a 747 right off the runway! woooooo!)
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 14, 2013, 07:44:17 pm
You are all wiped from existence by the great white hanky.
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 15, 2013, 12:52:30 am
( its hankerchif not hanky btw)

you hear a sound like a thousand people yelling FOOMP all at the same time
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 15, 2013, 04:08:36 am
( its hankerchif not hanky btw)


(HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE JUDGEMENT OF STORMAGEDDON !?!?!?!?!? LOL JK)

death by wubshttp://youtu.be/hDJOeCUYIqY (http://youtu.be/hDJOeCUYIqY)
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 15, 2013, 11:07:48 am
Pffffffft that ain't no dubstep gun

This is ( and it kills you)

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hDlif8Km4S4&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DhDlif8Km4S4

( it actualy came out about a year before sr4 did to)



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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 15, 2013, 11:24:57 pm
Tragic microwave popcorn explosion during a Firefly marathon on SyFy.
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 15, 2013, 11:59:06 pm
Same for you, but a dr who marathon both old and new.
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 16, 2013, 07:29:22 pm
You end up in the twilight zone...
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 16, 2013, 07:44:49 pm
eaten by a Leviathan.
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 16, 2013, 08:07:04 pm
eaten by britan's space whale
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 16, 2013, 08:14:33 pm
absorbed by the Abzorbaloff.
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 16, 2013, 08:23:09 pm
captured by agrajag
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 16, 2013, 08:28:19 pm
eaten by the jagrafess
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 16, 2013, 08:48:35 pm
forgot how to fly ( by remembering you cant)
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Post by: WhiteAkitaKeiko on September 16, 2013, 09:29:12 pm
^Will die a slow, but painful death by eating too much Chili's
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 16, 2013, 09:31:01 pm
death by eating ghost peppers
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 16, 2013, 10:15:18 pm
Your name is Hans.  you were eaten by a lhurgoyf,  shortly after your friend was eaten by a lhurgoyf.
(http://static.starcitygames.com/sales/cardscans/MAGICE/lhurgoyf.jpg)
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 16, 2013, 10:19:41 pm
oh my  :o well......................death by xenomorph forehead frenchies.
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 17, 2013, 12:06:33 am
forehead frenchies?

death by shadow proclamation attack
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 17, 2013, 12:11:02 am
you are assimilated!!!!!
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 17, 2013, 12:28:11 am
(http://th00.deviantart.net/fs39/200H/f/2008/348/8/f/Resistance_is_useless_by_mzgall.jpg)

you hitchhiked on the wroooong ship
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 17, 2013, 12:41:03 am
Ate one too many cans of SPAM
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 17, 2013, 12:48:17 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

you counted to four ( with a holy hand grenade)
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 17, 2013, 01:11:16 am
well you done goofedhttp://youtu.be/UxrW190I-Pg (http://youtu.be/UxrW190I-Pg)
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 17, 2013, 01:17:09 am
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meguj4IfcR1rvinlfo1_500.gif)
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 20, 2013, 04:04:38 pm
Run  over by a chimpanzee riding on a segway
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 20, 2013, 04:55:19 pm
Death by accidental double bypass surgery.
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Post by: Katra on September 21, 2013, 10:20:31 pm
Tripped over giant hornets nest.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 22, 2013, 12:23:18 pm
Puppet-related mishap on YouTube.
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Post by: Gauthar on September 23, 2013, 08:27:54 pm
Death via mudkip
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 23, 2013, 08:36:25 pm
death my majikarp ( did i spell that right?)
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 23, 2013, 11:29:16 pm
death by metapod.
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 24, 2013, 12:02:21 am
death by charizard
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Post by: Gauthar on September 24, 2013, 03:28:11 am
Death by luxray
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 24, 2013, 10:03:37 am
Death by batman
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 24, 2013, 11:39:09 am
(Stabs guy in the neck) I don't kill people!!! they just get really tired after fighting me!!
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 24, 2013, 03:28:05 pm
Death by little mini Alfreds I mean certainly not the butler who raised meeee.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 24, 2013, 04:55:01 pm
Death by bane death hugs
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 24, 2013, 05:52:49 pm
Death. BY a riddle " if you
aim to give us a shot. We'll riddle you"

Is it a helicopter?
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 24, 2013, 05:54:45 pm
Death by explosive decompression.
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 25, 2013, 12:13:04 am
death by implosion
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 25, 2013, 02:20:48 pm
death by a large influx of bees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!http://youtu.be/PYtXuBN1Hvc (http://youtu.be/PYtXuBN1Hvc)
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 25, 2013, 03:33:52 pm
Oh god why!!! That was freaking funny

Doubted The accuracy of this program http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mGycPE3XdIc
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Post by: Gauthar on September 25, 2013, 08:30:02 pm
Death by manray tickle belt
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 25, 2013, 08:42:15 pm
death by manta ray attack
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 25, 2013, 10:53:50 pm
Oversized glitter bomb explosion.
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 26, 2013, 12:01:23 am
death by lamas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJixW2u4IvQ
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 26, 2013, 11:13:41 am
CARLLLLL!!! That kills people!!!
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 26, 2013, 03:25:57 pm
Death by not going to horse man's pool party
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Post by: Gauthar on September 26, 2013, 07:19:44 pm
Death via fox mob after you asked what does a fox say
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 26, 2013, 08:13:13 pm
Death because you asked the meaning of Stonehenge
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on September 26, 2013, 08:49:28 pm
Heart attack after stepping on one lego. One of those really pointy ones.
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 27, 2013, 12:57:27 am
death by kevin
(http://mildconcern.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Kevin-up-to-no-good2.png)
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 28, 2013, 10:58:44 am
Death by imaginary numbers.  :o
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 28, 2013, 12:23:56 pm
nooooo keep them away

death by
 (http://www.misual.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/segway03.jpg)
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Post by: Katra on September 28, 2013, 07:57:17 pm
Freak accident involving a slip n slide and an elephant.
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 28, 2013, 08:15:11 pm
death by monster truck hit and run
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 28, 2013, 09:41:14 pm
Fatal spelling bee sting allergy.
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Post by: Sergalicious on September 29, 2013, 01:42:42 am
death by tsunami of liquefied jello

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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 01, 2013, 11:35:42 pm
Asphixiated in collossal M&M avalanche.
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 01, 2013, 11:50:41 pm
You went on a date with Spoonman.
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Post by: Sergalicious on October 02, 2013, 12:19:57 am
(http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/7427/blueraja6.jpg)

death by red eyes
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 02, 2013, 12:27:19 am
Death by the collateral damage caused when Spoonman and The Blue Raja had a spoon-off.  (they both ran out of spoons before they could even hit each other.  They did kill hundreds of other people who were in the area, however.)
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Post by: Sergalicious on October 02, 2013, 12:35:05 am
hit by a blamethrower and a POV gun at the same time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsgbcYnmR6Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMtHhxnVmos
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 02, 2013, 12:36:02 am
OOO! That's gonna hurt!

You encountered Knuckleberry Fin.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on October 02, 2013, 02:54:37 am
death by accidental exposure to SCP-409
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 02, 2013, 06:58:08 pm
HOOOOOVAAAAAAH!!!

(You died many, many times over)
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Post by: Sergalicious on October 02, 2013, 07:15:08 pm
you die by being so surprised you are literally mindblown
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 02, 2013, 09:02:49 pm
You died when an anvil landed on your head.  You should always keep track of where the national anvil throwing contest is being held.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on October 02, 2013, 11:37:02 pm
death by chest dwelling kittens.
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Post by: Sergalicious on October 03, 2013, 12:08:21 am
death by tap dancing chest burster
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on October 03, 2013, 11:42:48 am
Death by being ripped appart and strewn throughout a certain time Lord's time stream
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 03, 2013, 09:35:13 pm
I take a bite out of your face when it ends up on my dinner plate, due to a malfunction with the normality maintaining device.
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Post by: Sergalicious on October 04, 2013, 01:26:49 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NERRkfR7N7w
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on October 04, 2013, 07:50:18 pm
eaten by SCP-082
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Post by: Kobuk on October 05, 2013, 10:34:49 am
^ Died when attacked by a werewolf.
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 05, 2013, 10:48:33 pm
Died of panic when Spoonman stole your entire stash of Dew... and BURNED IT!!
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on October 06, 2013, 12:10:30 am
death by 12 straight hours of gangnam style
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Post by: Sergalicious on October 06, 2013, 12:36:04 am
death by watching a 10 hour version of gangnam style, three times a day. think about that for a second
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on October 06, 2013, 12:56:31 am
death by robot rebellion
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Post by: Sergalicious on October 06, 2013, 01:33:52 am
death by robot chicken attack
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on October 06, 2013, 01:42:12 am
death by zerg infestation
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Post by: Sergalicious on October 06, 2013, 01:47:35 am
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/021/504/zerg.jpg)

death by overkill
(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3945136640/hE5D2C9D0/)
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 11, 2013, 02:05:08 am
Wideguy, the 'leading competitor' version of slenderman.  despite his not so scary appearance, he's still quite deadly
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on October 11, 2013, 02:41:28 am
death by Dio Brando
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 11, 2013, 02:49:53 am
The Crawler
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on October 11, 2013, 03:01:37 am
Pinhead
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 11, 2013, 03:04:15 am
Vengeful Companion Cube
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Post by: Sergalicious on October 12, 2013, 12:33:22 am
annoyed gravity gun
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 12, 2013, 12:35:13 am
Your name was Saffi Eriksdotter.
(http://media.wizards.com/images/magic/daily/sf/sf134_lhurgoyf.jpg)
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Post by: Sergalicious on October 12, 2013, 01:18:08 am
i...i....i am missing some reference or something

you die in my wrath of misunderstanding
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 12, 2013, 01:21:30 am
Nobody gets that joke, because i was the only person to ever have one. (MTG card, its a Lhurgoyf)

You die because i send out another one.

(http://www.peteventers.com/images/mtg_IceAge_1995/Lhurgoyf/LHa-IceAge.jpg)
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on October 14, 2013, 05:36:23 pm
You die for my amusement. AMUSE ME!  :goldbloody:
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on October 14, 2013, 06:01:47 pm
Death by being killed. because people die when they are killed!
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Post by: Sergalicious on October 15, 2013, 12:54:06 am
death by bugger invasion
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on October 15, 2013, 01:06:17 am
Death by mech failure.
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 15, 2013, 08:30:52 pm
You were dressed as a skeleton when you were greeted by the business end of the BOOMSTICK.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 19, 2013, 08:47:04 pm
Death by chorus line of Xena--Warrior Princess clones.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on October 19, 2013, 11:07:43 pm
death by graboid attack
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Post by: charcoal on October 20, 2013, 02:37:18 am
*curb stomps your head in*
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on October 20, 2013, 04:09:19 pm
My ghost poseses you and takes you sky diving ....without a parachute .
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Post by: Jackie on October 20, 2013, 06:42:44 pm
You die because you decided to stick around for the end of hip to be square by Huey lewis and the news  ;)

(http://apocalypstick.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/patrick-bateman-dancing.gif)
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 20, 2013, 08:27:20 pm
Mistaken for Sugar Bear and taken out by the Rice Kryspies gang.
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 21, 2013, 09:17:16 pm
Fatal rocket malfunction.
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Post by: Reverb on October 21, 2013, 09:47:14 pm
Slain by night in shining armor
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Post by: ColonelMustang on October 21, 2013, 09:48:01 pm
Extreme fire raging across the lands
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Post by: Reverb on October 21, 2013, 09:56:38 pm
Drowning.
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 22, 2013, 04:38:51 pm
The lights fell on you during a rave
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on October 22, 2013, 05:19:59 pm
Ballistic indigestion.
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 22, 2013, 09:49:40 pm
Nonexistence
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Post by: Mike Folf on October 29, 2013, 03:22:08 am
By staring at a statue and blinking.
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Post by: JD on October 29, 2013, 05:06:46 am
By eating a really spicy taco
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Post by: ColonelMustang on October 29, 2013, 05:09:44 am
by being dragged to the dark pit on earth and having your eyes ripped out, then having hot tar poured into your eye sockets, all while being chained up un able to move as crows feast on your still living body
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Post by: JD on October 29, 2013, 05:12:46 am
I put an microwave oven over your head and turn it on.
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 29, 2013, 04:01:24 pm
Death by sharpened spoon between the eyes.  Spoonman strikes again!
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on October 29, 2013, 04:18:25 pm
Death by gummi bear attack .
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 29, 2013, 05:08:39 pm
If you can't see it, hear it, smell it or feel it, it doesn't exi-IT'S DEAD!
I'm talking about you, you know... you should get yourself an avatar.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on October 29, 2013, 05:24:09 pm
I know. i just haven't found one that suits me yet. On a side note the vashta nerada would tend to disagree.
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Post by: Jackie on October 29, 2013, 07:08:38 pm
By staring at a statue and blinking.

Doctor who! XD

Death by burning inside a giant wicker man in return for a bountiful yield of honey ^_^
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 31, 2013, 11:48:53 am
Night of the Army of Living Beartraps!
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on October 31, 2013, 12:01:53 pm
Death by a wild shreiker attack .
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Post by: Jackie on October 31, 2013, 12:47:36 pm
(Beartaps are disgusting :P)

Death by deadly neurotoxin......and cake.
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Post by: Old Rabbit on October 31, 2013, 12:56:24 pm
Transformed into a 2d character and dies from being totally flat.
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Post by: Jackie on October 31, 2013, 01:29:56 pm
Dies from worry when Mary Ann fails to bring him his gloves and a fan.

I'm sure you will get that one  ;)
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on October 31, 2013, 01:55:26 pm
Honey overdose.
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Post by: Jackie on October 31, 2013, 02:07:03 pm
Has a heart attack after finding out Mu Rho Ni is actually the key to uncovering the secret of life.
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 31, 2013, 03:08:13 pm
Thrown into a vat of pickle brine.  Pickled bear anyone?

By the way, my favorite thing to get at a doughnut store is bearclaws, and i'm not just saying that to make a bear reference! 8)
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Post by: JD on November 01, 2013, 10:18:22 am
Death:
getting eaten by a loaf of bread.
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Post by: charcoal on November 14, 2013, 06:25:02 pm
death by flamethrower    http://videogame-art.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/VideoGameArt_Farcry3_FlameThrower01_GregRassam.jpg
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Post by: HazardJackal on November 14, 2013, 07:04:25 pm
you wake up.  you're dead.
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Post by: charcoal on November 14, 2013, 07:39:39 pm
you eat a a bunch of poisonous mushrooms
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Post by: HazardJackal on November 14, 2013, 09:30:18 pm
finger cannon POW!
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on November 14, 2013, 11:15:37 pm
you thought it was a good idea to mess around with the reapers........and they took exception to that.
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Post by: charcoal on November 15, 2013, 04:22:21 pm
Your face got eaten by a l4d hunter
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Post by: Jackie on November 15, 2013, 04:50:30 pm
Charcoal startled the witch!

*Cue dramatic music and intense screaming and slashing*
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on November 15, 2013, 04:56:07 pm
Victim of the great salmon rebellion
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Post by: JD on November 16, 2013, 04:17:36 am
Dies pitifully choking on a spork.
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Post by: charcoal on November 16, 2013, 07:38:28 am
*stabbed rapidly in the lungs with a pile a rocks*
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Post by: JD on November 17, 2013, 03:47:37 am
Killed by an armed tree
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on November 17, 2013, 04:39:07 am
Killed in a horrible light stick twirling accident.
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Post by: charcoal on November 17, 2013, 03:39:34 pm
You drowned to death in a bathtub
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Post by: JD on November 17, 2013, 10:19:42 pm
I push into the tub after him and drop a toaster in with you and u get electrocuted
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Post by: Katra on November 17, 2013, 11:44:45 pm
Crushed by mass hugs.
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Post by: JD on November 17, 2013, 11:48:13 pm
Destroyed by a giant frog falling out of the sky
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Post by: crocogator78 on November 18, 2013, 12:43:15 am
Eaten by me! *licks lips and pats full belly* Mmm... You tasted delicious!
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Post by: JD on November 18, 2013, 01:06:51 am
Buried alive in chocolate
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Post by: charcoal on November 18, 2013, 05:15:23 am
*Dumps gas allover your body and lights a match and cuben cigar trows the match at you
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Post by: JD on November 20, 2013, 12:41:43 am
Dies from <Reason TBD>
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Post by: Jackie on November 22, 2013, 06:09:31 pm
*Dumps gas allover your body and lights a match and cuben cigar trows the match at you

Gyp Rossetti from Boardwalk Empire? O.o

Dies from Harry Potters mothers love  :P
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Post by: charcoal on November 22, 2013, 08:06:57 pm
yeah buddy.......you miss fire and you look down the barrel r.i.p bear
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Post by: HazardJackal on November 23, 2013, 02:39:14 pm
Weird Zombie Things Attack! (The Movie)

Yesh, you were on set, against your will.
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Post by: Jackie on November 23, 2013, 02:54:14 pm
yeah buddy.......you miss fire and you look down the barrel r.i.p bear

(It's magic, there is no barrel -_- ......... ^_^ I'll let you off. Boardwalk empire is good, you have taste)

BearBerry overdose.
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Post by: HazardJackal on November 23, 2013, 04:02:43 pm
You die when the entire world population of starfish become sentient and wreak havoc on the world.
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Post by: JD on November 26, 2013, 03:59:05 am
It's late...
You're getting home from work...
You come home...
You open your door...
I am standing inside your doorway with a AK47...
I am the last thing you will ever see...
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Post by: charcoal on November 26, 2013, 05:54:24 am
*cocks a 357 magnum* see ya later
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on November 26, 2013, 11:19:15 am
Snaps my fingers and summons a black hole between the two of you and watches as you are both sucked into the event horizon.
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Post by: HazardJackal on November 26, 2013, 03:11:17 pm
You trip over an amoeba.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on November 26, 2013, 04:28:21 pm
I happen to be wearing my spiky suit of eminent demise and land on you.
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Post by: charcoal on November 26, 2013, 05:05:21 pm
*You take off and im on the ground with a 10 gauge shotgun* man i love skiet
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: JD on November 27, 2013, 12:14:12 am
You are eating cereal, and I stab you to death with a spoon
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on November 27, 2013, 01:05:25 am
You mentioned the word spoon.  Yes, that is your cause of death
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on November 27, 2013, 01:14:00 am
You thought you could survive a trip to the sun....but you were wrong
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on November 27, 2013, 01:34:27 am
You thought it would be perfectly safe to land on the sun at night.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: JD on November 27, 2013, 03:20:04 am

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw
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Post by: HazardJackal on November 27, 2013, 01:02:09 pm
DEATH BY: BLUE mutated zombifyed burning radioactive augmented cannibalistic Spoonman covered in blood and bubbles, wearing a top hat on top of a jack-o-lantern hat, who has a gas powered stick, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, stealth tech, and increased RAM capacity, carrying a seismograph and shredding guitar (which is actualy a double barreled shotgun) while eating sno-cones and shooting space-soda out of a cannon while singing the song 'Spoonman' as he's riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth with the Hero of Canton, a Reaper augmented Geth Trooper, Dio Brando, The Pyro, Master Chief, Gandalf, and a Big Daddy that's playing the lute, blaring mariachi/dubstep/pop/renaissance mashup remix of 'Spoonman' with an amplifier, while being chased by a mob of splicers sent by Andrew Ryan, the CIA and a team of cheerleaders and a bunch of hooded shifty eyed people in cloaks who are actually punk-rock people who are headbanging to the music who are being shot at with fireballs that Gandalf is casting at the mob of assorted hooligans to insure that THEY SHALL NOT PASS!!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Sledge on November 27, 2013, 01:12:30 pm
you died by having napalm injected into your veins then jabbed in the chest with a red-hot poker, igniting the napalm inside you.
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Post by: HazardJackal on November 27, 2013, 01:23:17 pm
Vault hunters.
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Post by: Gauthar on November 28, 2013, 08:34:09 pm
Died after kicking a chicken and the rest killed him like in zelda
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: JD on November 29, 2013, 01:21:48 am
Died because reasons
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on November 29, 2013, 03:02:43 am
Died slowly.......and full of holes that have no discernible origin
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Post by: charcoal on November 29, 2013, 08:28:44 am
The perfect murer
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: JD on November 29, 2013, 11:14:16 pm
You ate a pie that was covered in mold and you got food poisoning and died after vomiting your intestines out.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 01, 2013, 01:13:00 am
death by ritual sacrifice to viracocha......... yaaay timetravel :D
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Post by: Gauthar on December 01, 2013, 08:44:26 am
Death via suffocatingnon bag of creamed corn
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Post by: charcoal on December 01, 2013, 10:20:26 am
you get attacked by a potatoe with 9mm pistol and sunglasses
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 01, 2013, 11:05:34 pm
Overdosed on Thanksgiving leftovers.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 01, 2013, 11:26:48 pm
Accidentally dropped that rocket of yours then boom. :D
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: JD on December 02, 2013, 01:34:34 am
You were eaten alive by a non-existent creature that doesn't exist
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Aryd on December 03, 2013, 10:53:50 pm
You will die by Chuck Norris' death stare!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr_X10iYeP8
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Kobuk on December 03, 2013, 11:16:44 pm
^ Pushes you off a cliff.  >:(
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 03, 2013, 11:50:48 pm
Pushes you off the same cliff
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 04, 2013, 12:29:33 am
Da big sleep! DA BIG SLEEP!! DA BIG SLEEP!! (You don''t wake up from the big sleep)
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 04, 2013, 03:59:53 pm
Mu uses saren gas... its super effective.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on December 04, 2013, 05:46:09 pm
You are jeff the killer's next victem.0_0
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 04, 2013, 05:55:03 pm
Smile dog pays you a visit
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 04, 2013, 06:10:57 pm
You were a general in Spoonman's army.  You were shot because your battle plan needed more cowbell.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on December 04, 2013, 07:18:05 pm
*i take that cowbell and beat you both to death*
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on December 04, 2013, 07:30:23 pm
HOOVAH steps on you before you can lay a finger on Spoonman.  You can't kill Spoonman, the best you can do is quarantine him and hope for the best.
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Post by: Aryd on December 04, 2013, 09:53:26 pm
FUS RO DAH! *killed*
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on December 04, 2013, 10:03:11 pm
*Holds up Spellbreaker, blocks shout*

"Gol, HAH DOV!"

Would you kindly give this crowbar to Master Chief, and ask him to bludgeon you to death with it?
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on December 04, 2013, 10:07:00 pm
You get into a fight with chuck norris
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Post by: Gauthar on December 05, 2013, 04:48:03 am
You jumped off a building with a fake unicorn horn thinking you will be fine by using it's magic to save you
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 05, 2013, 11:06:23 am
All your organs are belong to me
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Post by: KatAddy on December 05, 2013, 01:28:17 pm
Exploded from having too many organs
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 05, 2013, 03:14:38 pm
Your origins will DIE!!
*smashs a warhammer into your gut*

Believe it or not, this is referencing something I ACTUALY DID to someone.  It was awesome...
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: JD on December 05, 2013, 11:24:02 pm
You decided that it was a good idea to eat sulphuric acid
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 05, 2013, 11:57:22 pm
You trip and fall into a vat of salmon..........that happens to be in the middle of the local bear ranch.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jackie on December 06, 2013, 06:50:07 pm
You die when me and my Bear Buddies who run the place come round and push you in for letting your friend contaminate it by falling in, then leave and have a good laugh at your expense on the way home :D
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on December 06, 2013, 06:51:22 pm
You eat a lot of chocolate and you go into a choclate indused heart attack
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: JD on December 06, 2013, 09:44:51 pm
I dig your eyes out with a metal pole
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 07, 2013, 01:20:23 am
You trip and run yourself through with said pole
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 07, 2013, 08:14:39 pm
Not enough cowbell
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: JD on December 09, 2013, 03:24:21 am
I cut open your aortic artery and drink your blood *slurp**slurp*
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on December 09, 2013, 12:12:13 pm
You're name is Dale, and you found out you're a fleshy pinyata made of tissue paper... the hard way.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on December 09, 2013, 07:15:42 pm
You get attacked by a x mas tree
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 09, 2013, 07:30:51 pm
FAILURE: You failed to show up to a group meeting, so you were demoted to peasant number 8.  We left you for dead during a raid gone wrong.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on December 09, 2013, 07:56:07 pm
Im back from the dead *reatatchs any lost limbs and starts beating you with a glass bottle*
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 09, 2013, 07:58:54 pm
FAILURE: you used sugar glass bottles, cause i was on a movie set.  I hit you over the head with a boom mike, throw some film reels on you, and drop a match.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on December 09, 2013, 08:08:08 pm
Flame resitent clothes you die from smoke inhailation and if that dosent work *cocks an ak74 and waits*
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on December 09, 2013, 08:13:48 pm
FAILURE:  It was a zombie movie set, and i'm playing the part of a clean-up crew, and am therefore wearing a gas mask and riot gear.

I hide behind a pile of props and radio in security.  They begin shooting at you with shotguns and pistols.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on December 09, 2013, 08:31:14 pm
*I bite you and give you rabies and runs away* enjoy the rabies and my crazy gun wielding naibor
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on December 09, 2013, 08:36:43 pm
FAILURE: You fail to bite through the riot armor, and the security team severely wounded you as you try to escape
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on December 09, 2013, 08:58:51 pm
Damn it allright im calling in the karma charger *the ground starts to shake*incomeing have fun *passes out from the lack of blood*
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 09, 2013, 09:06:10 pm
FAILURE: it's an outdoor set.  You die from bloodloss.












I die when Spoonman flies through a wormhole after being punched by Mr. T, and lands feet first on my face.
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Post by: charcoal on December 09, 2013, 09:11:05 pm
*Pulls pin on a gient hand gernade* truce
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Post by: GingeGinge on December 09, 2013, 09:36:46 pm
Charcol will die from over exposure to Radium
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 09, 2013, 10:00:04 pm
Electrocution by Static Electricity.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on December 09, 2013, 11:12:42 pm
RPG!!! :D
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on December 10, 2013, 04:23:19 am
A evil toaster
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Post by: JD on December 10, 2013, 11:05:05 pm
Killed by A majestic river of poop
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Post by: charcoal on December 10, 2013, 11:23:08 pm
Ok......you eat try moth balls and you choke to death
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Post by: JD on December 10, 2013, 11:38:54 pm
I am choking on the mothballs and then I cough one up, it lodges in your throat and now you are choking to death
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Post by: Aryd on December 11, 2013, 07:20:45 am
Karma Charger finally reaches the set, but it hits JD cuz he happened to be in front of me.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 12, 2013, 02:35:24 am
You accidentally put radium salts on your food.......radiation poisoning i choose you
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Post by: JD on December 12, 2013, 10:08:14 pm
You decide to chug a gallon ofwater but it turns out it is actually bleach
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Post by: charcoal on December 13, 2013, 05:50:37 am
You pass out in a snow bank and you die from hypothermia
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Post by: JD on December 13, 2013, 02:50:53 pm
YOU WERE KILLED BY THE PHYREXIAN HULK...
(http://www.stevenbelledin.com/picture/phyrexianhulk.jpg?pictureId=9587279)
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on December 13, 2013, 04:57:03 pm
The planet gets invaded by anthro aliens!  :D
You ask them to transform you into a anthro/your fursona, but as the transformation process begins, something goes wrong and loosens a jolt of electricity which goes through you and kills you before the transformation takes place.

...so close.  :(
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 13, 2013, 07:39:18 pm
Acute allergic reaction to Derpiness.
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Post by: JD on December 13, 2013, 09:20:22 pm
I BLOWED YOU UP (:
(http://greatpowerpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/nuke.jpg)
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 13, 2013, 11:54:20 pm
I accidentally blew up your planet on purpose.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: JD on December 14, 2013, 02:25:45 am
The other inhabitants of the planet killed you out of revenge
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Post by: charcoal on December 14, 2013, 09:28:00 am
I shoot you in the face with the spartan lazer
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Post by: Aryd on December 14, 2013, 09:55:26 am
I let one rip, killing charcoal in a matter of seconds.
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on December 14, 2013, 10:53:39 am
Pfft, lazers.
*casts Aryd into a black hole*
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 14, 2013, 06:20:04 pm
Black holes....that's cute. causes a singularity in your soul.....da da dun
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Post by: JD on December 14, 2013, 10:29:39 pm
Don't make me laugh....
Singularities in souls....
That's nothing....

(http://voy.trekcore.com/gallery/albums/6x08/onesmallstep_299.jpg)
I SPAWN A GRAVITON ELLIPSE INSIDE THE MENTAL 8-TH DIMENSION TIMESCAPE OF YOUR SOUL!!!
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

(It's complicated)
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Post by: charcoal on December 14, 2013, 10:58:07 pm
You get attacked by a evil neck tie
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Post by: JD on December 14, 2013, 11:00:19 pm
Really, I kill somebody with some really complicated thing and I die from a necktie?
Seriously?!

You die from an overdose of irony
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 14, 2013, 11:39:13 pm
Asphyxiated from an attempt at a rendition of Wakko Warner's Jingle Burps  during rehersals, 11th take.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: JD on December 14, 2013, 11:45:03 pm
You were killed by my Dad's snoring

(Excruciatingly loud)
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Post by: charcoal on December 15, 2013, 12:04:04 am
You die from my brother ignorentence (its annoying as hell)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 15, 2013, 01:56:59 am
Death by being compressed so much you reach critical mass becoming a black hole.
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Post by: charcoal on December 15, 2013, 03:07:35 am
Poked to death
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on December 15, 2013, 09:36:52 am
Stabbed to death with a pen.
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Post by: JD on December 15, 2013, 11:21:15 pm
Stabbed to death with chopsticks
(http://www.nataliedee.com/060711/june-is-chopstick-safety-awareness-month.jpg)
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 16, 2013, 01:46:04 am
Beat to death with a pool noodle.
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Post by: charcoal on December 16, 2013, 06:25:52 am
killed by a canadien geese attack (karma charger)                              http://s3.roosterteeth.com/images/vinniehaze4d69301a6f267.jpg
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 16, 2013, 12:12:17 pm
(Ok what is this karma charger you speak of it sounds totaly random and awesome.)
Also death by liquid nitrogen bath.
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Post by: charcoal on December 16, 2013, 04:15:34 pm
(it is and its Left for dead joke) acid bath
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 16, 2013, 05:22:26 pm
Guildmaster: "Your health is low, do you have any potions, or food?"

You did, but you were arrested by the Bowerstone guards for killing the guildmaster in a gratuitous and messy manner.  You died, after rotting in jail for many years.
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Post by: charcoal on December 16, 2013, 06:39:19 pm
I bust out and i kill you with a ice pick
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 16, 2013, 10:03:23 pm
A very heavy carbon footprint.
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 16, 2013, 11:43:16 pm
You got in between a starn cow and its calf.
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Post by: JD on December 17, 2013, 02:47:28 am
I kill you with.....................Bob
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Post by: charcoal on December 17, 2013, 05:26:51 am
I kill you with a brick
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 17, 2013, 10:59:56 am
Death by bunnies.
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Post by: JD on December 17, 2013, 10:49:17 pm
I stare you down to death
(http://randomletterstotheworld.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/4829723_the-wheezy-waiter-staring-contest-jpg.jpeg)
(This is NOT me btw)
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 18, 2013, 01:07:10 am
Death by wubs.
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Post by: JD on December 18, 2013, 10:28:48 pm
Death by Wibbbbbbbs
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 18, 2013, 10:41:49 pm
Death by death
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Post by: JD on December 18, 2013, 10:44:55 pm
Death BECAUSE death
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 18, 2013, 11:00:35 pm
Death by dictionary
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Post by: JD on December 18, 2013, 11:06:08 pm
Deathbywordsbeingsmooshedintoonegiantword
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Post by: Gauthar on December 19, 2013, 12:50:44 am
die via a pokemon tornado
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 19, 2013, 11:08:04 am
Death by gangnam style.
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 19, 2013, 03:51:36 pm
You died because the fox said so.
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Post by: Blackrose13 on December 19, 2013, 04:13:17 pm
Lured into a false sense of security by your madness and walks of a cliff
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 19, 2013, 04:35:08 pm
A kaglek takes off the entire left side of your body, and you drown in the swamps.  Never travel alone in the swamps of Terrik.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 19, 2013, 05:17:58 pm
Death by the great intelligence.
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 19, 2013, 07:21:02 pm
You die after having half a million tic tacs poured down your throat.
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Post by: JD on December 19, 2013, 10:24:13 pm
You have a whole million tic tacs down your throat

(BTW if you eat enough, they will make you high)
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 19, 2013, 10:28:11 pm
Death by tic-tac overdose
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: JD on December 19, 2013, 10:29:33 pm
Death because i was high on the tic tacs and killed you with my elbow
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 19, 2013, 10:35:30 pm
Death by being pushed into a supernova.
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Post by: JD on December 19, 2013, 10:51:39 pm
Sucked into a black hole
(Not Racist)
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 19, 2013, 10:54:30 pm
Torn appart by the event horizon
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Post by: JD on December 19, 2013, 11:05:08 pm
Destiryedcjuh efuchn edd uuendc ceuhnuhhedd

 (I honestly tried to make a coherent sentence)
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 19, 2013, 11:48:54 pm
You died when you refered to the mythier of a paticularly disgruntaled Ral as a "pet"
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 20, 2013, 12:59:43 am
You get punched in the soul...... :o
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 20, 2013, 01:04:16 am
Nekross... Unspeakably horrible.... I can't, I can't even talk about it...
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: JD on December 20, 2013, 10:23:52 pm
You died from the plague
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Post by: charcoal on December 20, 2013, 10:40:27 pm
I kick you into the nearest wood chipper
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 21, 2013, 03:46:34 am
Impaled on the horn of an angry sesh.  Not all unicorns are docile and gentle creatures, particularly not ones so closely related to starn.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 21, 2013, 07:28:14 am
Death by being transmorgified
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 21, 2013, 12:46:59 pm
You tryed to sort out political problems in Farneth.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 21, 2013, 01:24:50 pm
Beat to death with a soggy noodle.
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Post by: charcoal on December 21, 2013, 02:18:17 pm
I beat you to death with spongebob
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 21, 2013, 03:53:31 pm
Mugged by Santa.
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Post by: charcoal on December 21, 2013, 04:27:28 pm
Man i knew it cookies were evil you get jumped by a gang of elves
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 21, 2013, 04:54:43 pm
Ran over by Rudolf
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Post by: JD on December 21, 2013, 10:28:09 pm
Ran over by a poookygyftrvygygfcfdxtrefttgtfoooooooooyftctcroooofvtff
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 21, 2013, 10:57:08 pm
A wild autocorrect appears.
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Post by: Aryd on December 21, 2013, 11:07:36 pm
YOU WEREN'T IMMUNE.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: JD on December 21, 2013, 11:08:09 pm
You were eaten by an octopus
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Post by: Aryd on December 21, 2013, 11:10:45 pm
You were eaten by an octopus who WASN'T IMMUNE!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: JD on December 21, 2013, 11:11:27 pm
You were eaten by a octopus that WAS IMMUNE
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 21, 2013, 11:13:18 pm
Eaten by the octopus's mother.
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Post by: JD on December 21, 2013, 11:14:16 pm
Eaten by the octopus's mothers husband!
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Post by: Aryd on December 22, 2013, 11:08:49 pm
Eaten by an octopus who is it's own grandfather.
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Post by: JD on December 22, 2013, 11:19:23 pm
Eaten by a squid that is its own mothaer AND father
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 23, 2013, 12:49:11 am
Death by logical error.
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Post by: JD on December 23, 2013, 01:01:40 am
Eaten by an anonymous guy
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 23, 2013, 01:08:23 am
Eaten by an anonymousaurus.
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Post by: charcoal on December 23, 2013, 10:53:36 am
You get killf by gient domo
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Post by: charcoal on December 23, 2013, 10:54:37 am
Killed
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 23, 2013, 10:55:46 am
Dies in the vacuum of space.
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Post by: 466314 on December 24, 2013, 04:00:41 pm
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 24, 2013, 04:52:50 pm
Death by Christmas meal overdose.
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Post by: charcoal on December 24, 2013, 06:30:35 pm
Cristmas Anxity heart attack
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 25, 2013, 01:28:41 am
Beat to death with a manorra...monorra...minorra???
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Post by: Keayrin on December 25, 2013, 10:38:50 am
death by a random wolf-tiger in a streightjacket running through the halls of a church, screaming satanic verses at the top of his lungs.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 25, 2013, 11:53:29 am
Dies in a horrific caroling accident.
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Post by: Keayrin on December 25, 2013, 11:53:40 am
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Post by: charcoal on December 25, 2013, 06:53:11 pm
*stabs you in the face with a broken bottle*dont touch my pepsi
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Post by: Keayrin on December 25, 2013, 07:02:21 pm
IT SAYS DEATH FROM NOT KNOWING HOW TO SPEAK ELEET
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Post by: Furenzied on December 25, 2013, 07:43:41 pm
...an angry guy strangles you for not speaking his language.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 25, 2013, 10:05:17 pm
From acute disappointment in an upcoming furry movie.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 25, 2013, 10:51:14 pm
Death by fonzi
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Post by: Furenzied on December 25, 2013, 11:13:36 pm
You fought Elvis...and were executed for killing him.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 25, 2013, 11:49:06 pm
Death by johnny cash attack.
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Post by: Furenzied on December 26, 2013, 10:40:25 am
Evil Knievel seeks revenge.
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Post by: charcoal on December 26, 2013, 10:48:00 am
Your next.......Killed by laughing jack
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Post by: Furenzied on December 26, 2013, 11:28:13 am
Go back to sleep...Jeff the Killer puts you to bed
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 26, 2013, 01:57:48 pm
I light you up with a snap of my fingers!  Thank you Mr. Ryan!
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Post by: Furenzied on December 26, 2013, 03:08:33 pm
Would you kindly put the gun to your head and pull the trigger.

Frank Fontane / Atlas
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 26, 2013, 03:23:03 pm

"Gol, HAH DOV!"

Would you kindly give this crowbar to Master Chief, and ask him to bludgeon you to death with it?

Right back atcha!
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 26, 2013, 03:43:48 pm
Gets fus rho dahed off a cliff
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 26, 2013, 03:58:09 pm
*Holds up Spellbreaker, blocks shout*

"Gol, HAH DOV!"

Would you kindly give this crowbar to Master Chief, and ask him to bludgeon you to death with it?

Same attack, same defense!
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 26, 2013, 03:59:53 pm
I call hacks.... >:( lol
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Post by: Kobuk on December 26, 2013, 06:29:29 pm
^ Death from a severe case of influenza.
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Post by: Furenzied on December 26, 2013, 06:32:16 pm
Death from creating a cure for aging and all deseases...permanently...
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Post by: SkyFire on December 26, 2013, 07:36:32 pm
death from a surprise visit from the In-Laws..... at night.... :goldbloody:
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Post by: Furenzied on December 26, 2013, 08:49:48 pm
Death from...silence...
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Post by: charcoal on December 26, 2013, 09:03:00 pm
Death from a banna man
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 26, 2013, 09:06:01 pm
Death by raw cashew
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Post by: Furenzied on December 26, 2013, 09:14:27 pm
Death by lactose intolerance
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 26, 2013, 09:17:50 pm
Death by hydrophobia.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 26, 2013, 10:25:52 pm
Shock from getting everything he wanted on Christmas morning.
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Post by: Furenzied on December 26, 2013, 10:29:20 pm
You got a murderer in your Christmas gift
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 26, 2013, 10:35:37 pm
Cookies laced with uranium.
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Post by: Furenzied on December 26, 2013, 10:50:00 pm
Eggnog laced with polonium 210
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 27, 2013, 05:00:18 am
You wake up in Mwarthiatch.  You die from over-exposure to skeb, and all the filth that come with them.
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Post by: Furenzied on December 27, 2013, 10:46:48 am
You wake up in an over industrious future where the air is so poluted and foul that breathing it could kill you without proper protection...being unlrepared you succumb to its unnatural lethality.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 27, 2013, 11:56:31 am
Gets thrown in the space time continuum.
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Post by: Furenzied on December 27, 2013, 01:11:14 pm
You create a particle accelerator and accidentally prevent your own existance, thus creating massive paradoxes that destroy the universe.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 27, 2013, 01:31:36 pm
Ah the best way to go.

Gets caught in the paradoxical universe explody mess.
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 27, 2013, 02:12:53 pm
Salvador breaks your face with a rock before blowing you away with duel shotguns
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Post by: Furenzied on December 27, 2013, 02:55:37 pm
Zer0 decapitates you while invisible.

'You are way too weak, for my sensibilities. You're a waste of time.'
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 27, 2013, 03:20:42 pm
Clap trap annoys you so much you gouge your eardrums out with a shotgun.
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Post by: Furenzied on December 27, 2013, 03:31:17 pm
Maya  gets tired of you manipulating her so she phaselocks you and shoots you.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 27, 2013, 03:37:43 pm
Handsome jack catches you.
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Post by: Furenzied on December 27, 2013, 03:45:28 pm
The Warrior eats you.
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Post by: Kobuk on December 27, 2013, 03:54:34 pm
^ sneaks up behind you and knocks you unconscious. Then ties you up and puts you in a box and ships you to Antarctica where you are subsequently buried alive and then soon die of extreme hypothermia due to the cold.
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Post by: Furenzied on December 27, 2013, 03:57:28 pm
You freeze to death burying me yourself
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on December 27, 2013, 03:57:56 pm
You get eaten by a hamster.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 27, 2013, 04:11:48 pm
Ultra pipi!!!!!!!!   :D

Death by brain worms.
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Post by: Furenzied on December 27, 2013, 04:22:09 pm
Death by spontaneous combustion
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 27, 2013, 06:58:51 pm
Attacked by Frosty The Snow Zombie.
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Post by: Furenzied on December 27, 2013, 08:04:12 pm
Cooked to death by Japanese bees
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 27, 2013, 08:16:17 pm
Beat to death by a random group of angry Japanese cooks.
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Post by: Furenzied on December 27, 2013, 08:22:40 pm
Eaten by the Chinese
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 28, 2013, 05:09:24 am
Eaten by the Chur.  If you had been luckier, your corpse would have been aged to perfection before being consumed, but the low men on the totem have to consume still-living flesh.

They aren't evil, just... misunderstood...
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Post by: Aryd on December 28, 2013, 11:49:39 pm
I FRIES'D YOU. http://youtu.be/7LmvgS_kxN0?t=3m20s
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Post by: charcoal on December 29, 2013, 12:37:16 am
*I shoot you in the face* for canableism
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 29, 2013, 01:29:22 am
Death by a super sayan blast to the soul.
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 29, 2013, 02:45:04 am
Garbles was hungry, and you were closest.
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Post by: charcoal on December 29, 2013, 08:25:27 am
Bottle rocket to the throut
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Post by: Furenzied on December 29, 2013, 12:22:52 pm
You tried to play a real life version of Happy Wheels.
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 29, 2013, 03:06:25 pm
You were a guest star on Happy Tree Friends
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Post by: charcoal on December 29, 2013, 04:51:55 pm
You get attacked by an angery gient mutent beaver
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 29, 2013, 07:42:56 pm
You used too many adjectives to describe your beaver. the grammar Nazis take you as a prisoner.
heil webster!!!!!!!
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Post by: Furenzied on December 29, 2013, 07:57:46 pm
You are overtaken by slang forces and you are killed in a dictionary library.
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Post by: Kobuk on December 29, 2013, 08:46:31 pm
^ Death from Furtopian overdose.
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Post by: Furenzied on December 29, 2013, 08:54:22 pm
Death from furtopian withdrawal
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 29, 2013, 09:04:07 pm
Tragic hugging accident.
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Post by: Furenzied on December 29, 2013, 09:16:03 pm
^ I died how I lived ><

Extreme hyperthermia
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 29, 2013, 10:15:58 pm
Drive-by heart transplant. 

Spoiler: it didn't go too well.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 29, 2013, 10:53:35 pm
Dies in an Amish drive by shooting.
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Post by: Furenzied on December 29, 2013, 11:07:08 pm
Drive by car delivery accident
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 29, 2013, 11:08:41 pm
Drive-by hypothermia.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 29, 2013, 11:11:40 pm
Drive by transmutation.
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 29, 2013, 11:14:29 pm
Go-go Gadget Voldemort!
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 29, 2013, 11:25:48 pm
Sauron i choose you.
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 29, 2013, 11:53:41 pm
Falco PAWNCH!!!
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 30, 2013, 10:52:58 am
NINJA SLAP :D
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 30, 2013, 12:38:52 pm
You failed to pay your taxi driver.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 30, 2013, 04:59:41 pm
You failed to appease the seven Lord's pf Hell.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 30, 2013, 07:35:49 pm
Asphixiated in Guinness World Record biggest furpile practice furpile.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 30, 2013, 08:52:21 pm
Hit with the galick gun.
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Post by: SkyFire on December 30, 2013, 08:54:20 pm
Shot..... With a grape....... Fired from a organic-firing..……............. Railgun.
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Post by: Kobuk on December 30, 2013, 09:18:04 pm
^ Beaten, stabbed, shot, poisoned, kicked, punched, mauled, stampeded, choked, impaled, electrocuted, and drowned...........all because you didn't give me $1.65 to get a bottle of Mt. Dew.  :goldbloody:
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 30, 2013, 09:44:04 pm
Euthanised for being to violent......... it was just a mtn dew man, just a mtn dew.
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Post by: Kobuk on December 30, 2013, 09:53:34 pm
^ Slaps you multiple times till your neck breaks.

It wasn't just any Mt. Dew. It was THE Mt. Dew!  :goldpissed:
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 30, 2013, 10:59:04 pm
Dies of food poisoning after drinking THE mtn dew becaus it turned out to be 20 years out of date.
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Post by: SkyFire on December 30, 2013, 11:32:29 pm
Drowns in bowl full of dew caused by kobuk's vengeful spirit.
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Post by: charcoal on December 30, 2013, 11:34:42 pm
Blender + face = death
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 31, 2013, 12:38:30 am
Death by excessive gun shot wounds to the face because somebody snuck a cage full of monkeys into your house and let them loose with a glock 21 in each hand.
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Post by: SkyFire on December 31, 2013, 12:50:53 am
Death by dexter biting your nose off. it gets infected and you die. in thirty seconds.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 31, 2013, 12:54:10 am
Death by spontaneous black hole.
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Post by: SkyFire on December 31, 2013, 12:59:24 am
Death by collision of two atoms in your face. Translation: You were an idiot and fell into the hadron collider when it was fired.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 31, 2013, 01:02:26 am
Death by IT.
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Post by: SkyFire on December 31, 2013, 01:12:55 am
ITed to death.
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Post by: Aryd on December 31, 2013, 01:40:33 am
Ran over by a triceratops.
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Post by: SkyFire on December 31, 2013, 02:19:59 am
Gored by a triceratops.
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on December 31, 2013, 08:31:04 am
Consumed by a Tyrannosaurus. (It ate the triceratops too.)
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 31, 2013, 12:10:42 pm
Death by rock slide.
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Post by: SkyFire on December 31, 2013, 12:37:30 pm
Death by sliding on the rock slide, then getting killed in a head-on collision with a different rock slide. at least you had car insurance for your rock slide. :/
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on December 31, 2013, 02:16:09 pm
Death by omnipresent batarang.
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Post by: charcoal on December 31, 2013, 10:57:16 pm
My evil cat he wants your soul
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Post by: Kobuk on January 01, 2014, 06:22:21 pm
^ Death when I strangled you.
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Post by: charcoal on January 01, 2014, 06:30:07 pm
Your heart explodes from to much caffine
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on January 01, 2014, 08:27:39 pm
You displease the omnipotent fluffy bunny of olduvi.
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Post by: Furenzied on January 01, 2014, 08:34:32 pm
You fall off the edge of the world.
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Post by: Aryd on January 01, 2014, 08:42:48 pm
You fall onto the edge of the world. (lolwhat?)
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Post by: Furenzied on January 01, 2014, 08:45:12 pm
You die from an exploded brain.   (:

(It comes from a time when people believed the earth was flat...the world isnt round either  (:...)
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 01, 2014, 10:51:07 pm
Acute sugar buzz, and peppermint overdose from excessive consumption of candy canes.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on January 01, 2014, 10:52:13 pm
Death by the medieval catholic church for such blasphemy.
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Post by: Furenzied on January 01, 2014, 11:13:52 pm
Death by scientist logic.
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Post by: Kobuk on January 01, 2014, 11:25:05 pm
^ Death from alien invasion.
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Post by: Furenzied on January 01, 2014, 11:38:46 pm
Death by resisting the enslavement of the aliens
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on January 02, 2014, 10:37:27 am
Death by swarm of bunnies
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Post by: Furenzied on January 02, 2014, 11:02:04 am
Death by being alergic to adorableness
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on January 02, 2014, 03:04:01 pm
Death because i like trains.
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Post by: Furenzied on January 02, 2014, 03:06:01 pm
You greeted the mine turtle.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on January 02, 2014, 03:28:15 pm
Look out he's gotta nose!!!
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Post by: Furenzied on January 02, 2014, 03:43:53 pm
I punch your face...in the face.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on January 02, 2014, 04:15:52 pm
I took your picture with my new camera, wait, this isn't my camera.
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Post by: Furenzied on January 02, 2014, 04:19:06 pm
The cupcakes get their revenge.
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Post by: charcoal on January 02, 2014, 04:33:43 pm
Die potatoe  you are the potato
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Post by: HazardJackal on January 02, 2014, 04:46:29 pm
"Not today."

You tried to steal potatoes off of the Cabbage family's farm.  Jerry lodged a shovel into your face.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on January 02, 2014, 05:03:35 pm
Eaten by bobo the dancing panda.
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Post by: HazardJackal on January 02, 2014, 05:25:40 pm
You entered the Manbane Forest, eager to discover the mystical paradise of Mar that is rumored to lie within.  Like everyone else who has attempted this, you didn't last more than an hour before your adventure came to an abrupt and disappointing end.
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Post by: charcoal on January 02, 2014, 05:46:34 pm
I beat you  with a frozen waffle
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Post by: Furenzied on January 02, 2014, 06:31:37 pm
Beat you with the toaster
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Post by: charcoal on January 02, 2014, 06:42:18 pm
In stuff you in to a microwave for an hour on high
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Post by: HazardJackal on January 02, 2014, 06:59:29 pm
Your thought it was a good idea to have a picnic in the middle of Ral during the starn mating season.
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Post by: Furenzied on January 02, 2014, 07:04:44 pm
Hmm...implosion...
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 02, 2014, 10:20:00 pm
Tragic potato gun accident.
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Post by: Furenzied on January 02, 2014, 10:21:34 pm
You ttied to make fried chicken in a volcano.
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Post by: Aryd on January 03, 2014, 01:39:38 am
You forgot to bring a back up parachute.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on January 03, 2014, 10:15:10 am
You forgot how to breath....
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Post by: Furenzied on January 03, 2014, 12:28:39 pm
You tried to breath underwater
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Post by: HazardJackal on January 03, 2014, 02:30:44 pm
You went starn hunting... alone...
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on January 03, 2014, 03:55:30 pm
You poked the vicious bugbladder beast of trall.....but left your towel at home.
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Post by: HazardJackal on January 13, 2014, 10:20:36 pm
Don't wait, Incinerate!  You lit yourself on fire upon snapping your fingers.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on January 13, 2014, 11:40:28 pm
You said screw the next lesson, I'll pass the test guessin. You went head first into your drivers ed test without learning were the break was, a couple of shovels and a whole box of garbage bags later the paramedics finaly have enough wreck juice to present as a body.
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Post by: HazardJackal on January 13, 2014, 11:43:39 pm
You die because you don't exist! 8)

That, and you ended up in Selk.  Nobody lives there, for good reason.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on January 13, 2014, 11:45:25 pm
Death by yolo swag dubstep buffoonery.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 14, 2014, 12:08:01 am
Death by enchanted alphabet soup intoxication by eating the word "intoxicated".
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on January 14, 2014, 10:07:42 am
Death by schmittywerbenjegermanjenson.
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Post by: HazardJackal on January 14, 2014, 04:07:56 pm
A krant tore off your face with its feet.
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Post by: Aryd on January 14, 2014, 08:18:23 pm
I tore off you feet with my face.
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Post by: HazardJackal on January 14, 2014, 09:15:23 pm
How woo'd

I tar and feather you, then throw you into the boiler of an old steamship.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on January 15, 2014, 02:06:31 am
Gets shot in the face for using outdated killing techniques.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 23, 2014, 10:40:58 pm
Tragic tiddly wink tournament accident.
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Post by: Sergalicious on January 23, 2014, 11:03:05 pm
An unfortunate ( gold) smelting accident.
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Post by: HazardJackal on January 23, 2014, 11:38:06 pm
An unfortunate training exercise in an experimental aircraft that resulted in the release of swamp gas. 
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 28, 2014, 12:34:19 am
Tragic choking on marshmallow fluff overdose sticking to roof of mouth.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on January 28, 2014, 01:34:59 am
You decided to play IS IT POISON?......sadly, it was poison.
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Post by: Firelight on January 28, 2014, 02:23:35 am
Death by atom bomb
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Post by: HazardJackal on January 29, 2014, 12:58:42 am
A group of wrak said: "Come on in; the water's fine!"

You believed them.
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Post by: Firelight on January 31, 2014, 04:55:13 pm
A group of wrak said: "Come on in; the water's fine!"

You believed them.

?
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on February 01, 2014, 12:21:41 am
You pay a visit to "Not Furya" during the rainy season ....... needless to say you don't last long.
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on February 01, 2014, 10:59:50 am
You accept candy from a stranger. The candy wasn't poisoned, but some little kid decided they wanted it and stabbed you with a kitchen knife.
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Post by: Katra on February 08, 2014, 08:34:13 pm
Skewered by falling icicle.
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Post by: HazardJackal on February 09, 2014, 12:12:49 am
"Converted" by Nekross.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on February 09, 2014, 08:56:19 pm
You fall victim to the marker. They are here they are hungry.
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Post by: HazardJackal on February 09, 2014, 09:57:44 pm
You wondered into Hundred Legs... unwelcomed...
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on February 09, 2014, 10:24:44 pm
"If you jump off this cliff, you get a cookie."
You survive the fall.
Too bad the cookie was poisoned.
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Post by: HazardJackal on February 09, 2014, 10:35:18 pm
Your ship wrecked on the coast of the desert island Rottrial.  Approximately 72 hours later, after tying to head inland and ending up were you started time and time again, you died of dehydration.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on February 09, 2014, 10:36:38 pm
You decide to substitute water for air..... Needless to say it doesn't go well.
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Post by: HazardJackal on February 09, 2014, 10:55:30 pm
GAME OVER

Aaaand ain't that just dandy, you're all outta tokens!  :D
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Post by: SkyFire on February 09, 2014, 11:34:15 pm
You died from some very, "Natural Causes". Maybe next you'll listen when the realtor says the deceased owner never left...
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Post by: HazardJackal on February 10, 2014, 01:07:01 am
The Knackers gave you a good offer on the game you had hunted.  You told them to get lost.  You paid the price.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on February 11, 2014, 12:14:03 pm
Over exposure to the vacuum of space
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Post by: HazardJackal on February 11, 2014, 02:44:13 pm
You met Ratface's gang.  Squeaker didn't like you.
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on February 11, 2014, 05:48:07 pm
You didn't put the safety goggles on.
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Post by: Firelight on February 11, 2014, 06:50:02 pm
Trampled by goats  :D
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Post by: HazardJackal on February 12, 2014, 10:32:32 am
Darnok punches your face in, AND labels you a sissy.  You (and your ego) simultaneously die of head trauma and lack of self esteem.
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Post by: Firelight on February 12, 2014, 04:35:47 pm
 :o so mean

You die by Arceus's final judgement.
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on February 12, 2014, 04:46:07 pm
You are killed with Giratina's shadow force.
Giratina is just so much awesomer than Arceus.
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Post by: HazardJackal on February 12, 2014, 06:11:22 pm
You asked Jenzar Dyret to tell you her life story.  Wrong move.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on February 12, 2014, 10:27:02 pm
Electroshock therapy followed by a Spud beer. Allergy to spuds.
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Post by: HazardJackal on February 12, 2014, 10:45:48 pm
You got on Gnargle's nerves, so he stuck a pick in your head.  Shut you up right quick.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on February 12, 2014, 10:53:45 pm
You fall prey to the almighty zim
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Post by: Firelight on February 13, 2014, 12:51:32 am
You die a hilarious Lego death  :D
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Post by: HazardJackal on February 13, 2014, 01:36:13 am
Kaglek bite... in the face. x_x
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on February 13, 2014, 07:35:31 am
Stabbed with a pencil.
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Post by: HazardJackal on February 13, 2014, 11:07:11 am
Ooowwww... x_x

Fatal Toaster Malfunction
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on February 13, 2014, 02:52:27 pm
Fatal Toaster Malfunction
At least my death comes with toast...

Tripped over a pebble, fell off a cliff.
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Post by: RabidLynx on February 15, 2014, 03:31:27 pm
Found a dalek.
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Post by: HazardJackal on February 16, 2014, 01:16:05 am
Your escape plan went horribly wrong when you attempted to use a Ralic mythier in place of the usual horse.
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on February 16, 2014, 09:02:12 pm
Overexposure to papercuts.
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Post by: HazardJackal on February 16, 2014, 11:18:43 pm
You placed a pallet of cinder blocks too close to a brick wall.  You were Obrickerated in the chaos that followed.
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Post by: Aryd on March 02, 2014, 12:16:10 am
Banished to Raxacoricofallapatorius. Hope you have fun there. (lets see who finds the reference)
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Post by: Kodoku on March 02, 2014, 01:24:54 am
Tested a full zip up sleeping bag... The zipper only works on the outside. (Design failure.)
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on March 02, 2014, 01:02:19 pm
I get it :D

Sadly though you get upgraded.
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on March 02, 2014, 02:44:56 pm
Water balloon fight, with mercury instead of water.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on March 02, 2014, 02:51:51 pm
You thought it was a good idea to visit earth.......... In the year 100trillion
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Post by: HazardJackal on March 02, 2014, 05:29:12 pm
Hokus Pokus-BZZZEEWWTZZZZZTT!!!!!

*Tears off your arm, eats it*  Mmm, fried wolf... kinda like fried lion, but a bit more gamey...
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Post by: Kodoku on March 02, 2014, 08:03:11 pm
Tryed a explosive lollipop.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on March 02, 2014, 08:06:01 pm
Eaten by a bunny......
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Post by: HazardJackal on March 02, 2014, 08:27:47 pm
Death by drowning... in peanut butter.  x_x
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Post by: Kobuk on March 02, 2014, 08:28:24 pm
^ Death by massive amounts of porcupine quills stabbing you.
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Post by: HazardJackal on March 02, 2014, 08:34:10 pm
Owwwwww...

Somebody replaced your Dew with Dr Pepper in an attempt to assassinate you.   It worked.
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Post by: Kodoku on March 02, 2014, 09:38:59 pm
Death by poisoned chocolate.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on March 03, 2014, 11:11:25 am
You get hit by a falling ice-cream truck.
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Post by: HazardJackal on March 03, 2014, 03:00:06 pm
Had a picnic under the shade of an anvil tree.
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Post by: Kodoku on March 03, 2014, 05:46:02 pm
Ooh nice!

Guillotine blinds.
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on March 03, 2014, 06:02:14 pm
You forgot how to breathe.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on March 03, 2014, 08:52:37 pm
You make a razor blade sandwich but you die of a heartatach before you get to enjoy your lunch.
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on March 04, 2014, 06:57:55 am
You see a razor blade sandwich and a dead body next to it.
"Ooh, free sandwich!"  :)
You eat the sandwich.
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Post by: Firelight on March 05, 2014, 05:21:51 pm
Death by Arceus  :D
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Post by: HazardJackal on March 05, 2014, 06:43:41 pm
Fur trappers.
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Post by: Firelight on March 05, 2014, 07:11:43 pm
 :o *Hides*
Gambled your life on Russian roulette and lost.
 
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on March 05, 2014, 07:20:22 pm
Consumed by a meat-eating chicken.
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Post by: Firelight on March 05, 2014, 07:29:25 pm
 :o
Caught in a butterfly net then put in those display cases with a nail in your body.
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on March 05, 2014, 07:35:46 pm
No, not that!  :'(
Caught and killed by a hunter who happens to sell fox tails.

There.  :)
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Post by: Firelight on March 05, 2014, 10:23:47 pm
 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
O'd on banana nut bread  :P
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on March 06, 2014, 02:58:15 pm
Yuck, banana nut bread.  x_x
Ate glass-flavored Doritos.
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Post by: Firelight on March 09, 2014, 05:02:32 am
How can anyone hate banana nut bread  :o
Tried to pet my growlithe and was torched  :P
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on March 13, 2014, 01:03:21 am
ran over by an ambulance
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on March 13, 2014, 02:31:57 pm
Ran over by the waaambulance
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Post by: HazardJackal on March 13, 2014, 03:21:14 pm
Splattered  by The Ambulator!
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on March 13, 2014, 04:20:36 pm
Sentenced to life on hobo13
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on March 13, 2014, 05:53:44 pm
you being sick while they used laughter the best medicine and died laughing  :D
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Post by: HazardJackal on March 13, 2014, 06:04:09 pm
You went out to eat with Garbles, and the waiter took too long to bring the food.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on March 13, 2014, 06:12:52 pm
you were dumb enough to sell the car for gas money (as if the polution wasent bad enough)
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Post by: HazardJackal on March 13, 2014, 06:27:12 pm
And that kills me how? :o


You wished upon a star, and it exploded in denial.  That star happened to be The Sun.
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Post by: Kobuk on March 13, 2014, 06:31:52 pm
^  Sneaks up behind you and slits your throat.  :goldbloody:  Because I'm just mean like that.  :goldwink: :goldlaugh:
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Post by: HazardJackal on March 13, 2014, 06:38:16 pm
Tank the Friendly Kobroth wanted to play.  He accidentally smashed you in doing so.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on March 13, 2014, 11:10:40 pm
Struck by the Didact's Composer. While your body is gone, your soul lives on... Barely. In an insane whisper inside of a exoskeletonized shell of alien roboticness.
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Post by: HazardJackal on March 13, 2014, 11:19:26 pm
Skizzy the intelligent kaglek was displeased when you tripped over him.  He bit your legs off.
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Post by: Firelight on March 13, 2014, 11:47:49 pm
Ticked off a kangaroo
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on March 14, 2014, 12:07:06 am
went on an airplane and died of constant airsickness (:
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Post by: Firelight on March 21, 2014, 12:47:34 am
(I think I got airsick once)

Died in a furpile of taxidermy foxes  :D
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Post by: HazardJackal on March 21, 2014, 12:52:41 am
The majestic screeth, national bird of Cearian for good reason; it's beautiful, elegant, intelligent, and regal.  It also tore your throat out because you compared it to an eagle, which is clearly inferior and ugly.
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Post by: charcoal on March 21, 2014, 04:02:15 pm
I do some target practice with a RPG 7 killing you both
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on March 23, 2014, 03:11:31 am
on the 8th shot ricochets to you and is shot in head :D
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Post by: HazardJackal on March 23, 2014, 05:57:48 pm
Spoonman threw a spoon at you.  It missed, but his shotgun didn't.
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on March 23, 2014, 07:45:56 pm
Oh, cool, gunstuff!
Pew pew pew!
Pew pew... pew?
Whoops, didn't mean to kill ya there.
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Post by: HazardJackal on March 23, 2014, 07:48:47 pm
You ran into Daim when he was a young man.  His Bandurian grandmother cut you in half with a broadsword and took your valuables.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on March 23, 2014, 09:41:37 pm
stayed outside at night too long and creeper blew you up :D
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Post by: Cassie-Dee on March 24, 2014, 05:04:31 am
You said "I like trains"
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on March 24, 2014, 12:13:56 pm
You found mine turtle
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Post by: HazardJackal on March 24, 2014, 04:32:06 pm
"No llama, no!"

You died in a most unusual car crash.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on March 24, 2014, 05:22:59 pm
You forgot how to breath
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Post by: charcoal on March 24, 2014, 07:57:13 pm
You get attacked by a angry giant from skyrim
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on March 25, 2014, 02:48:35 am
Attacked by an angry mob for breaking our asdf chain.
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Post by: Firelight on March 25, 2014, 02:54:23 am
Got attacked by a wolverine in Battleon  :D
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on March 25, 2014, 02:58:08 am
Got booped on the nose........with a block of steel......that got shot out of a cannon.
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Post by: Firelight on March 25, 2014, 02:59:08 am
Died by my Chihuahua's death breath  :D
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on March 26, 2014, 01:18:26 am
decapitated body was burned and head stuck on spear x_x
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Post by: HazardJackal on March 26, 2014, 06:14:24 pm
You won the first game.  The wookie won the second.
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Post by: charcoal on March 26, 2014, 06:28:23 pm
Dark Vader attack
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Post by: HazardJackal on March 26, 2014, 06:28:54 pm
You rolled a 1.
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Post by: charcoal on March 26, 2014, 07:45:31 pm
I never played dungeons and dragons my brother plays it ....... you get eaten by snapping turtle
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on March 26, 2014, 11:03:37 pm
found out that they raelly live IN A DOG EAT DOG WORLD  x_x
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Post by: Firelight on March 28, 2014, 02:11:04 am
Died by Earthworm Jim  :D
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on March 29, 2014, 07:59:19 am
whats your deal with earthworm jim?

blasted by shotgun
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on March 29, 2014, 12:13:07 pm
Asphyxiated while digging a hole to bury a Subway sandwich in which he ruptured a gas main.
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Post by: charcoal on March 29, 2014, 05:06:11 pm
Your next to it I toss a lit cigar out the window and drive off
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Post by: HazardJackal on March 29, 2014, 05:28:48 pm
You got stuck underneath a scissor-lift.
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Post by: Firelight on April 01, 2014, 04:45:49 am
whats your deal with earthworm jim?

blasted by shotgun

Sorry I'm a little obsessed  :D
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on April 01, 2014, 11:18:59 am
Death by dubstep
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 01, 2014, 09:54:51 pm
lit a match when there was a gas leak kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! x_x
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Post by: Katra on April 01, 2014, 10:49:50 pm
Was driving by when ^^ went boom and was buried in the rubble of a falling building.
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Post by: HazardJackal on April 01, 2014, 11:11:56 pm
Muskle Man was angry, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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Post by: JD on April 04, 2014, 01:21:47 am
You died horribly from a fatal disease that makes you so stupid you die
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 04, 2014, 01:47:35 am
died of aloneness :(
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Post by: Firelight on April 04, 2014, 02:12:21 am
Died of over exposure to the sun
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 05, 2014, 10:16:34 pm
died from a flea spread disease. x_x
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Post by: HazardJackal on April 06, 2014, 04:11:00 am
You thought you could fly.  You couldn't.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 06, 2014, 11:45:23 am
and you had to follow in my paw steps. :)
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Post by: Purrrl on April 06, 2014, 12:10:45 pm
.... And yet, you didn't realise, I was following your paw-steps....

With a knife.
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Post by: charcoal on April 06, 2014, 08:35:23 pm
The walking deads darle shoots you in the throat with his crossbow
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 06, 2014, 10:42:50 pm
pit bull went to a pit fight x_x
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Post by: JD on April 07, 2014, 02:15:41 am
The pit fight went into a pitbull and vomited it back at you and killed you!
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Post by: HazardJackal on April 07, 2014, 02:21:51 am
You got stuck in my pit fighting RP.  It goes without saying that you didn't make it out alive.
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Post by: Firelight on April 07, 2014, 09:17:05 pm
Died by killer meowchi  :D
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 08, 2014, 01:13:55 am
earthworm jim turned on you so you were buried alive. x_x

oh no
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 08, 2014, 01:17:10 am
earthworm jim turned on you so you were buried alive. x_x

oh no
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Post by: HazardJackal on April 08, 2014, 01:27:36 am
You tried to cook with C4 instead of butter.  It didn't explode, but the chief broke your face with a frying pan for being such a klutz.
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Post by: JD on April 08, 2014, 02:29:02 am
(http://www.wallsave.com/wallpapers/1920x1200/frozen-planet/1709016/frozen-planet-collision-1709016.jpg)
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on April 08, 2014, 05:19:14 pm
Invaded by giant dad.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 08, 2014, 09:19:46 pm
crushed by anvil x_x
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Post by: HazardJackal on April 08, 2014, 09:29:27 pm
Vacation to Farneth.  Didn't end well.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 08, 2014, 09:47:10 pm
hit by a blimp. :o
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Post by: JD on April 09, 2014, 01:35:09 am
Killed in a massive pyrotechnic apocalyptic inferno
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 09, 2014, 01:56:59 am
but i was wearing a volcanic heat suit

burned in lava. x_x
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Post by: JD on April 10, 2014, 01:37:48 am
Your face melted at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 10, 2014, 01:48:53 am
drank from the wrong cup of kings and turned 1000 years old in less then a second.  x_x
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Post by: JD on April 10, 2014, 02:50:26 am
Somebody came up behind you and banged you on the head with a crystal skull
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 10, 2014, 07:19:36 pm
you were locked in the temple of doom and died in lava.
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Post by: HazardJackal on April 10, 2014, 08:21:19 pm
Han shot first.

Interesting fact: Han Solo is actually Indiana Jones' disguise when he's undercover, and in space.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 10, 2014, 10:45:51 pm
sashimid by a ninja. :)
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Post by: JD on April 11, 2014, 01:54:29 am
Bitten by a rabid ghost!
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 11, 2014, 09:32:58 am
blown up by a creeper. :D
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Post by: Purrrl on April 11, 2014, 05:12:10 pm
... blown up by a trapped house  8)
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Post by: JD on April 11, 2014, 10:41:59 pm
Blown up by YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 12, 2014, 01:34:16 am
shot your brains out. :)
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Post by: JD on April 12, 2014, 01:41:00 am
Shot something else of yours off
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Post by: Firelight on April 12, 2014, 09:23:47 pm
Vulcan nerve pinch!
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 13, 2014, 01:42:59 am
uh i dont think that kills (:

bought a super huge monitor and while blogging on this site it fell on you. ;)
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Post by: Purrrl on April 14, 2014, 06:32:23 pm

bought a super huge monitor and while blogging on this site it fell on you. ;)
https://xkcd.com/369/ seems relevant here....

Mentioning XCKD,
forced you to read through and explain every single one of them...
Without food, or water.
Even if you do finish.
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Post by: ColonelMustang on April 14, 2014, 09:32:53 pm
you take a trip into the forest where you die cold and alone. Tis a shame.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 15, 2014, 12:18:40 am
stabbed by light saber and fell of cloud city :)
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Post by: HazardJackal on April 15, 2014, 11:44:25 am
Irish Wolfhound. Your mother did tell you not to get too close to the sheep.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on April 15, 2014, 11:45:02 am
The thing in the dagobah marsh eats you.
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Post by: HazardJackal on April 15, 2014, 11:55:58 am
The Wolfhound returns! 8)
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 15, 2014, 08:21:51 pm
jack the ripper comes back from the dead to get you
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! x_x
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Post by: Firelight on April 17, 2014, 02:34:09 am
An angry gummy bear
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Post by: JD on April 17, 2014, 02:38:39 am
A duck slurped out of the sky and slapped you in da face!
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Post by: Firelight on April 17, 2014, 02:46:43 am
Negaduck got you with his gun. It wasn't pretty.
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Post by: JD on April 17, 2014, 02:51:23 am
You were killed by an overdose of awesomeness after seeing my face
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Post by: Firelight on April 17, 2014, 06:58:54 pm
(At least that's a cool ay to die  :D)

I chew your face off  :goldbloody:
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on April 17, 2014, 07:06:06 pm
You trip over a metapod........its super effective.
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Post by: Firelight on April 17, 2014, 07:16:13 pm
(Death by metapod! Epic fail  :D)

Death by Gara's sand badger!
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Post by: ColonelMustang on April 17, 2014, 07:32:11 pm
Your head explodes after the fat lady sang
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on April 17, 2014, 07:35:55 pm
The fat lady sits on you after shes done singing...... They never find the body.
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Post by: HazardJackal on April 17, 2014, 07:44:37 pm
Yet another hapless victim of Project Meatball.

Yep, you were killed by a lowly stormtrooper. :D
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on April 17, 2014, 07:49:18 pm
(Impossible i say!!! A storm trooper couldnt hit the broad side of a barn if they were molecularly bonded to it. Lol  :D)

Magicarp uses splash...... You laugh yourself to death.
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Post by: HazardJackal on April 17, 2014, 07:54:01 pm
It turn the Magicarp into a Magicorpse, USING THE POWER OF SCIENCE!!!

I scrub that giddy little grin off your face with LAVA SOAP (http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/post-lava.jpg)!
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on April 17, 2014, 08:01:35 pm
You get blind sided by the flying nun.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 17, 2014, 08:55:13 pm
blasted by a ray gun :)
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on April 17, 2014, 08:57:01 pm
Stepped on by a kaiju.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 17, 2014, 09:01:24 pm
slender came to you in your sleep and killed you x_x
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on April 17, 2014, 09:06:57 pm
You fell down a flight of stairs breaking every bone in your body..... But you choke to death on the sandwich you were eating. 
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Post by: HazardJackal on April 17, 2014, 09:18:15 pm
I beat you over the head with the book you were reading!
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on April 17, 2014, 09:23:17 pm
Stepped on a lol mine.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 17, 2014, 10:52:37 pm
death by zombies

ps the lone shadow wolf chronicles is coming 8)
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Post by: Firelight on April 20, 2014, 07:49:55 pm
Death by Chocobos
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Post by: Kobuk on April 20, 2014, 08:27:37 pm
^ Went jump roping through a field of land mines.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on April 20, 2014, 08:32:05 pm
Mtn dew overdose
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Post by: HazardJackal on April 20, 2014, 11:57:16 pm
Tazer sent you comatose.

(Come on people, let's see some more rhyme!)
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 21, 2014, 12:15:18 am
knocked your heart out flying and that is why your dying :D
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Post by: HazardJackal on April 21, 2014, 12:17:49 am
Working for the feds, you were spying.  I threw you into boiling oil, now you're frying.



Okay... that one was no good...
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 21, 2014, 12:20:47 am
no matter how hard you are trying, i shot you now you're dying
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Post by: HazardJackal on April 21, 2014, 12:22:47 am
Hit with a hammer, sent you flying.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 21, 2014, 12:25:17 am
gored your eyes out, died while crying
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Post by: JD on April 21, 2014, 02:50:57 am
(http://www.mypokecard.com/en/Gallery/my/galery/ulA7nUBPiN4.jpg)
KILLED BY THE MORGAN FREEMAN
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Post by: Firelight on April 21, 2014, 03:15:07 am
Death by Dialga
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 21, 2014, 08:41:13 pm
death by arceas
ha ha
top that :)
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on April 21, 2014, 09:07:34 pm
Killed by metapod......... Poor thing
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Post by: HazardJackal on April 21, 2014, 10:15:56 pm
Killed by metapod......... Poor thing

Flung of a cliff by an angry hog... you didn't have wings.

(Okay, that was probably the worst rhyme i've ever done. :P )
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 21, 2014, 10:40:28 pm
stomped on by dinosaurs mammoths and heavier things
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on April 21, 2014, 11:23:06 pm
Fell in a wood chipper and everywhere you sling.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 22, 2014, 12:04:28 am
ran over by a train were your remains cling
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on April 22, 2014, 12:08:48 am
Ear drums busted as the fat lady sings
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Post by: JD on April 22, 2014, 02:13:36 am
You died -ings
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Post by: Kobuk on April 23, 2014, 09:45:06 pm
^ Snuck up behind you and strangled you.  :goldbloody:
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on April 23, 2014, 09:47:31 pm
While you were strangling jd i ran over you with a semi.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 24, 2014, 12:50:50 am
tarred and feathered nut died of humiliation :D
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Post by: Firelight on April 24, 2014, 01:31:27 am
Burned in boiling oil.
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Post by: JD on April 24, 2014, 01:31:41 am
I beat you on the head with a toilet
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Post by: HazardJackal on April 24, 2014, 01:32:36 am
You had a plan but i was able to foil it.

(Rhyme people, rhyme!)
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 24, 2014, 01:35:29 am
strangled you with your own collar
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Post by: HazardJackal on April 24, 2014, 01:36:21 am
Smashed you with a brick before you could holler. :)
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 24, 2014, 01:38:35 am
cracked your skull with a glass puncher
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Post by: HazardJackal on April 24, 2014, 01:39:34 am
Crunchy munchy crushy cruncher!
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 24, 2014, 01:43:06 am
sliced your throat with your dog tags :goldbloody:
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on April 24, 2014, 03:02:26 am
Whoa there sailor! Offed ya with a nailer.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 24, 2014, 10:22:53 am
used a lighter and a fabreeze can to torch you x_x
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Post by: Firelight on April 24, 2014, 08:55:43 pm
Died by anti-freeze
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on April 24, 2014, 09:28:28 pm
Death by spontaneous spaghetification. 
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 24, 2014, 11:50:25 pm
jill drill dozer saw you as a wall and drilled through you x_x
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Post by: Kobuk on April 28, 2014, 09:35:56 pm
^ Chocolate chip cookie overdose.  x_x
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on April 28, 2014, 11:40:25 pm
Awesomeness overload from viewing Mt Dew  ad with all the model rockets launching simultaneously into a night-time sky. (Which I had absolutely nothing to do with--Gosh darn it!)
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Post by: JD on April 29, 2014, 02:00:00 am
You died from an overdose of death
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on April 29, 2014, 02:15:16 am
Death by nyan cat!!!!
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Post by: charcoal on April 29, 2014, 09:40:31 am
Herobrine attacks you in your sleep
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Post by: HazardJackal on April 29, 2014, 05:06:33 pm
Face torn off by a pycho-creep! (RHYME PEOPLE RHYME!!!)
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on April 29, 2014, 05:31:59 pm
Death by the rhyme defense agency  for excessive use of rhyming.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 29, 2014, 08:27:31 pm
crushed by a giant filing cabinet while you were filing :D
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on April 29, 2014, 08:50:36 pm
Death by paper cut......
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 30, 2014, 12:50:47 am
crushed by a half-ton butt
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Post by: JD on April 30, 2014, 01:18:27 am
Crushed by whole ton butt
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 30, 2014, 01:19:46 am
crushed by a hippo's gut :)
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Post by: JD on April 30, 2014, 01:20:39 am
Chrushed by a giant nut
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 30, 2014, 01:22:09 am
ran over by a wagon rutt
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Post by: JD on April 30, 2014, 01:22:37 am
Was eaten by a mutt
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 30, 2014, 01:24:12 am
killed by an infected sword cut :)
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Post by: JD on April 30, 2014, 01:25:18 am
Died from the curse of king tut
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 30, 2014, 01:27:42 am
squashed by a giant foot
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Post by: JD on April 30, 2014, 01:29:13 am
Torn to pieces by [rhyme with foot]
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 30, 2014, 01:30:48 am
killed by snakes squeezes
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Post by: JD on April 30, 2014, 01:31:39 am
Killed by moldy cheeses
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 30, 2014, 01:36:01 am
be doomed to end up like these
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRATwdJLtchZkJrDpO_Y1JehUi3_iE9Ikvt4J7oGzxV-49eED5-K8afvLFi)
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Post by: JD on April 30, 2014, 01:36:32 am
You were forced to eat peas
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 30, 2014, 01:37:38 am
you died of a never ending wheeze
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Post by: JD on April 30, 2014, 01:38:39 am
You were killed by a tease
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on April 30, 2014, 01:39:45 am
commit suecide from the pressure of the dept from a huge lease
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on April 30, 2014, 12:36:40 pm
Fell off the edge of the world.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on April 30, 2014, 11:08:07 pm
Herobear sat on you.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on May 01, 2014, 02:24:46 am
You asked for a hamburger.
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Post by: Firelight on May 01, 2014, 03:59:06 am
Death by Drama Lallma  :D
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on May 01, 2014, 12:00:37 pm
Death by moose!!!!
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on May 01, 2014, 08:47:21 pm
death by monkeys  :o :o :o
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on May 02, 2014, 12:28:53 am
Death by bobbit worm infestation.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on May 02, 2014, 12:31:40 am
death by leech infestation :D
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on May 02, 2014, 12:49:39 am
I'd prefer the leaches.

Death by spontaneous increase of gravity.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on May 02, 2014, 12:54:05 am
death by supernova x_x
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Post by: JD on May 02, 2014, 01:53:46 am
Death by stove
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Post by: Firelight on May 06, 2014, 09:50:31 pm
Death by microwave.
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 06, 2014, 09:52:22 pm
You questioned Ombute's ombute about the ombute's story of Ombute's declaration of Ombute.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on May 07, 2014, 12:28:06 am
crushed by the iron giant  x_x
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on May 07, 2014, 01:01:23 am
Fell into the large hadron collider.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on May 07, 2014, 01:19:27 am
fell into a vat of molten metal
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Post by: Firelight on May 07, 2014, 08:33:35 pm
You know how the terminator died in the first movie? Yeah....That's How you went down.
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 07, 2014, 08:39:04 pm
Made into a hat.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on May 07, 2014, 08:40:28 pm
You forgot how to breath
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on May 07, 2014, 11:17:48 pm
choked on your own words x_x
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on May 07, 2014, 11:18:02 pm
choked on your own words x_x
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Post by: Firelight on May 11, 2014, 12:55:09 am
Death by double post  :D
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 11, 2014, 12:56:51 am
Paul Bunyan, Axe Giant. 8)
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Post by: Katra on May 11, 2014, 10:34:35 pm
Stepped on by giant blue ox.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on May 11, 2014, 11:35:09 pm
incinerated by a fire breathing dragon
lets see how he feels 
:ordragon: it was cool to watch them burst into flames

ha ha ha ha ha ha :D
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Post by: JD on May 11, 2014, 11:59:16 pm
You were killed by the fact that im really miley cyrus
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on May 12, 2014, 01:16:16 am
Death by wrecking ball.  8)
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on May 13, 2014, 01:47:09 am
death by tnt

kaaaabbbooooommmmm
you died :)
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Post by: ColonelMustang on May 13, 2014, 01:51:17 am
Death by not eating the Scooby Snack
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 13, 2014, 01:50:28 pm
You had to room with Koogi for a week.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on May 13, 2014, 01:53:51 pm
Banished to the ninth plain of damnation in the twelfth ring of Hades.
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 13, 2014, 01:55:23 pm
You fell off a cliff, simple as that.
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on May 13, 2014, 02:54:25 pm
Somebody who fell off a rather tall cliff landed right on you.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on May 13, 2014, 03:16:54 pm
Death by grapefruit.
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 13, 2014, 04:08:29 pm
Death by being beaten to death with a grapefruit.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on May 13, 2014, 05:38:46 pm
Death by accidental war...... On purpose
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Post by: Sledge on May 13, 2014, 05:51:53 pm
Death by cannibalistic raven(s).

(ill give you all two guesses at whom im speaking of.)
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 13, 2014, 06:21:42 pm
(Bliss and Purge of course!)

Death by disappearance.
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Post by: Sledge on May 13, 2014, 06:24:27 pm
Empress Rhine decided you were in her way, a very bad place to be, and had you removed... permanently.
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 13, 2014, 07:35:34 pm
You were stuck on a long car ride with Koogi and Bothersome Jake... and Gnarko was driving...
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Post by: ColonelMustang on May 15, 2014, 04:07:36 pm
Got run over by a car Gnarko was driving
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 15, 2014, 07:41:56 pm
Nearly hit by Gnarko's car, then shot to ribbons by the 50 cal. on Kazek's El Camino/technical combo.  (Oh yeah, he knows how to kill in style! 8) )
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Post by: ColonelMustang on May 15, 2014, 08:24:19 pm
killed for thinking an El Camino is 'in style'
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on May 15, 2014, 08:25:38 pm
Killed for dissing the el camino.
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 15, 2014, 08:27:29 pm
Run over for implying that El Caminos are "out of style."  >:(

Thank you Mu, stole the words right out of my mouth.  Just for that!

Obliterated by a semi-anthro centipede using 20 Uzis!
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on May 15, 2014, 08:39:43 pm
a portal appeared and the painkiller gave you his all x_x

confused listen to painkiller by judas priest then you will understand :)
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Post by: ColonelMustang on May 15, 2014, 08:54:51 pm
Killed because you didn't fear the reaper.
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 15, 2014, 09:15:52 pm
The Karma Police took you away...
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Post by: Sledge on May 15, 2014, 09:24:16 pm
Z-day. Nobody survives.
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 15, 2014, 09:33:47 pm
Z-day. Nobody survives.
Except for me
You know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position

Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha
Ah

So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage
I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days
Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag
And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball
And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel
But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn...

======================

Eaten by tomato men! :D
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on May 16, 2014, 01:53:23 am
killed by the terminator
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2a4KAS8N9JlvzXvg0F3AMfGkaS1BLIPyQT5MOriYrlaYL9hQp)
"hasta la vista baby"
bang x_x

:goldgrin:
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Post by: Sledge on May 16, 2014, 02:01:23 am
("Terminated." *puts on aviators with one lens and walks away.*)

you decided to fight against Hyperion... Bad decision.
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 16, 2014, 02:03:20 am
Easy!  They just keep reviving you!  You just can't lose if Hyperion is on the field!

But, you tried to destroy VLADOF.  Lead milkshake.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on May 16, 2014, 02:04:55 am
you ate a plate of arsenic cookies x_x
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on May 16, 2014, 02:18:13 am
You thought it was a good idea to chug a gallon of mercury.
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Post by: Sledge on May 16, 2014, 02:20:01 am
You lost a gasoline drinking contest. (Unless Diesel competes, is there ever a winner in one of those?)
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on May 16, 2014, 02:27:33 am
you won the gasoline drinking contest
and celebrated with a cigarette and burst into flames x_x
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 16, 2014, 03:47:51 am
You lost a gasoline drinking contest. (Unless Diesel competes, is there ever a winner in one of those?)
Kazek drinks molotovs, so he could at least come in second.

Anyway, shadow wolf dies when his shadow goes rouge and kills him.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on May 16, 2014, 04:03:58 am
your computer blows up, the room goes up in flames and you die x_x

never insult the name of LSW
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on May 16, 2014, 10:43:31 am
Hit by a ricochet graphics card.
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Post by: Sledge on May 16, 2014, 11:07:43 am
You decided to play chicken with a steam-roller... But, the driver was asleep and didnt move.
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Post by: ColonelMustang on May 16, 2014, 04:02:02 pm
killed by feral trapezoid poachers
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 16, 2014, 04:08:23 pm
Killed by feral trapezoids, after the feral trapezoid poachers left to murder Sledge.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on May 16, 2014, 04:11:05 pm
Killed by sporadic flash mob.
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 16, 2014, 04:14:40 pm
Sahras had some fun with her hedge trimmer.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on May 16, 2014, 08:05:43 pm
chucky knocked on your to pay you a visit x_x
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 17, 2014, 12:03:38 am
You died of old age...  Lucky you.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on May 17, 2014, 12:07:30 am
You stepped on a vat of sulphuric acid. Thats right on. The acid didn't kill you but you tripped and fell into a pile of rusty knives.... Then you die of lock jaw.
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Post by: Sledge on May 17, 2014, 12:29:22 am
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m128/Captain_Thorne/3B6C2D96-4C3A-44EA-A683-171ACFFCAEFF-1467-000001F7BCEC5AC4_zpsc23e54c1.jpg)
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Post by: ColonelMustang on May 17, 2014, 12:30:12 am
(How would he die of lock jaw when tetanus is infinitely more likely, along with bleeding out)

You die from trying to surf his hair.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on May 17, 2014, 12:33:12 am
(Because reasons!!!! Mwahahaha!!!)
Death by the iron man suit malfunction.
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Post by: ColonelMustang on May 17, 2014, 12:39:20 am
you die for not following proper medical protocol
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Post by: Sledge on May 17, 2014, 12:41:11 am
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m128/Captain_Thorne/12E953B7-5004-4C4A-BC84-8D318D3B8012-1504-000001FB559BB05B_zps8643ca8e.jpg)
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on May 17, 2014, 12:42:15 am
Death by negligent radioactive waste disposal.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on May 17, 2014, 01:25:33 am
you visited south park to find that death got tired of killing Kenny and now targets you

you will now be reborn every time you post and killed by the end of every one

so death walked up to you and killed you with his finger

 :o oh my gosh they killed mu rho ni you bast#$
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Post by: Firelight on May 18, 2014, 02:36:42 am
Died of cuteness from watching kitten videos on youtube.
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Post by: JD on May 21, 2014, 06:28:40 pm
Died cuz i am amazing
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Post by: BassCreator on May 21, 2014, 09:01:21 pm
Died from trying to take my orange that I'm about to eat.
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Post by: Sledge on May 21, 2014, 09:05:10 pm
The bass dropped... On you.
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Post by: JD on May 21, 2014, 10:13:46 pm
You dropped...onto the base...from three hundred meters up
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on May 21, 2014, 11:14:31 pm
crushed by the iron giant  :D

"hogar tree rock"
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Post by: JD on May 21, 2014, 11:15:20 pm
Stabbed with a pichfork
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Post by: Firelight on May 22, 2014, 08:50:29 pm
Died by rabies 
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on May 22, 2014, 10:41:51 pm
Blatted in the face with a rake.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on May 23, 2014, 12:10:11 am
ran over by a steamroller
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Post by: Sledge on May 23, 2014, 12:14:43 am
Escaped almost certain death in space, only to drown in the capsule after touchdown.
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Post by: JD on May 24, 2014, 10:34:51 am
Smacked with a fish
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Post by: Sledge on May 24, 2014, 10:43:30 am
(Lol... Sleeping Dogs/Dead Rising reference?)

You tried to play chicken with my truck... As a chicken.
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Post by: Purrrl on May 26, 2014, 08:07:50 am
You tried to play chicken but you were too chicken and so were used instead of a chicken for a chicken burger? :|
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Post by: greenfox on May 26, 2014, 06:00:50 pm
Choked on far too much chicken.
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 26, 2014, 07:57:06 pm
You were overwhelmed by CBCs.  Too bad you weren't a main character!  :D
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Post by: BassCreator on May 26, 2014, 07:57:25 pm
They took my new pack of gum my mom gave me. :goldbloody:
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on May 26, 2014, 08:01:31 pm
All your organs spontaneously shift 1 ft to the right.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on May 26, 2014, 09:26:37 pm
got blasted by shoop da whoop


I'M A FIREN MAH LAZER
BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!! :D
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on May 26, 2014, 09:50:23 pm
You catch a case of chronic liquefaction.
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Post by: JD on May 26, 2014, 11:28:20 pm
I hugged you and never let go...
*splat*
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Post by: Sledge on May 26, 2014, 11:30:03 pm
Accidental team killing... "Church did it!"
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Post by: JD on May 26, 2014, 11:32:49 pm
[size=1000pt]Killed by huge letters[/size]
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Post by: JD on May 26, 2014, 11:33:40 pm
[size=1000pt]Killed by huge letters[/size]

DANG IT!
IT DIDNT WORK!
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Post by: Sledge on May 26, 2014, 11:34:16 pm
Choked on overwhelming failure.
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Post by: Firelight on May 26, 2014, 11:35:01 pm
Run over by mad max
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Post by: Sledge on May 26, 2014, 11:36:04 pm
Killed by my namesake's shotgun.
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Post by: ColonelMustang on May 27, 2014, 12:28:03 am
Killed by 9 toes
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on May 27, 2014, 12:40:41 am
Killed by larry...........the tenth toe
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Post by: JD on May 27, 2014, 12:56:00 am
Killed by the eleventh toe
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Post by: Firelight on May 27, 2014, 01:32:10 am
Killed by fleas
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on May 27, 2014, 01:33:51 am
killed by ticks :D
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Post by: Firelight on May 27, 2014, 01:41:33 am
eew lyme disease 

Killed by your fur  :D
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on May 27, 2014, 01:44:44 am
Death by bohemian rhapsody. Not because its bad but because of  the sheer awesomeness.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on May 27, 2014, 01:47:39 am
hey i like bohiemian rhapsody
died of blogoninternetitus

ha ha made up disease :D
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on May 27, 2014, 01:56:48 am
Momma. I killed a wolf. Put my laptop to his head. Bashed him up and now he's dead.
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Post by: greenfox on May 27, 2014, 12:32:42 pm
Disappears after Queen hires a hit man to deal with renegade lyric writers.
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Post by: BassCreator on May 27, 2014, 05:13:47 pm
They wore a shirt that looked like steak to me. :goldbloody:
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Post by: Sledge on May 27, 2014, 05:15:23 pm
You Didn't even have to wear a steak shirt... You're food!!! MwahahahA!!!!! (My 'sona is a cannibal...)
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Post by: Firelight on May 28, 2014, 01:19:02 am
Run over by car because you were distracted by carrion.
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Post by: ColonelMustang on May 28, 2014, 02:43:38 am
Killed by Catbug! Okay!
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on May 28, 2014, 03:42:42 am
You doubted the worm.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on May 28, 2014, 10:02:46 am
smashed by anvil :)
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Post by: JD on May 28, 2014, 12:43:39 pm
The Lone Shadow Wolf

You were removed from the records
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 28, 2014, 02:47:32 pm
You spent a day exploring my mind.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on May 28, 2014, 03:12:34 pm
You pulled a string and accidentally unraveled the fabric of the universe.
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 28, 2014, 04:52:01 pm
Punched in the face by a clam.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on May 28, 2014, 06:34:23 pm
unicron crushed you with his fist in space :)
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Post by: BassCreator on May 28, 2014, 07:22:35 pm
They facepalmed too hard when they saw me trip on my socks.
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 28, 2014, 07:29:19 pm
Salvador hit you with a rock.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on May 28, 2014, 10:42:00 pm
You punched my fist with your face......repeatedly
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Post by: Sledge on May 28, 2014, 11:23:56 pm
You die of old age... After being in a coma for your whole life.
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 28, 2014, 11:26:52 pm
You fell in a tar pit.  You die of humiliation.
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Post by: Sledge on May 28, 2014, 11:39:07 pm
The Death Star explodes. You were on it.
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 28, 2014, 11:43:07 pm
Sparkly vampires attacked you.  You were trampled by Twilight fans.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on May 29, 2014, 12:00:11 am
Acute sugar buzz as a result of a Peep-eating contest gone extreme.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on May 29, 2014, 12:56:33 am
kitana from mortal kombat finished you off x_x

fatality
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on May 29, 2014, 01:13:38 am
You gathered for convergence.
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Post by: BassCreator on May 29, 2014, 05:50:13 am
They choked on a bone fragment that cut them from the inside out. :o
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 29, 2014, 07:22:38 am
Bonked on the head with a coconut.  Then you got run over by a truck.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on May 29, 2014, 10:17:30 am
that guy from god of war 3

ripped off your head  x_x
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Post by: TheFluorescentVulpes on May 29, 2014, 10:20:50 am
You will smile too wide! Your head will then detonate from cuteness.
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 29, 2014, 02:08:02 pm
Outdone by the cheapness of incandescent cats.
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Post by: BassCreator on May 29, 2014, 06:35:49 pm
They fainted when they saw my cactus, then they hit their head too hard.
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 29, 2014, 07:38:22 pm
It's Wolf Season! :goldbloody:

(Is there any irony in the fact that the bloodthirsty emoticon is a wolf itself?)
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on May 29, 2014, 07:40:24 pm
Trampled by a taun taun.
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 29, 2014, 07:46:20 pm
I'd say you were overpowered by stormtroopers, but you're too high up in the character importance chain.  So i guess you lived, happy days.
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Post by: BassCreator on May 29, 2014, 08:10:40 pm
It's the season for wolves to hunt, exactly right. I eat whoever posts next. :goldbloody:
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on May 29, 2014, 11:04:28 pm
you cant eat me I am darkness
I am shadow
I am your worst nightmare
:goldboody: :goldbloody:
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Post by: Sledge on May 29, 2014, 11:14:13 pm
He can't... But I can! MwahahahHaha!!!

And that's how you die. Death by Cannibalistic Raven.
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Post by: JD on May 30, 2014, 02:40:42 am
(http://bazipdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/zombie-apocalypse-call-tracking.jpeg)
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on May 30, 2014, 03:11:21 am
I will destroy them :goldbloody:

and you will join there fate
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Post by: Sledge on May 30, 2014, 07:58:29 am
The grammar Nazis execute you for using the wrong there/their/they're.
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Post by: JD on May 30, 2014, 09:28:01 am
(http://h)

Killed by how ugly i am
I am so ugly :(
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Post by: BassCreator on May 31, 2014, 07:17:04 pm
Killed by seismic shock produced from my burp.
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Post by: Sergalicious on May 31, 2014, 08:14:24 pm
the emotion lords felt the need to get revenge on you.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on May 31, 2014, 11:10:07 pm
died by alien invasion
they took you and dissected you x_x
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Post by: BassCreator on June 01, 2014, 01:07:57 am
I nuke U famirry.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on June 01, 2014, 01:24:13 am
how dare you insult my family :goldpissed:

you get to the top of the Aztec temple and the sun god blasts you with the power of a thousand suns x_x  x_x x_x x_x x_x x_x
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Post by: Sledge on June 01, 2014, 01:37:50 am
Boba Fett was hired to eliminate you. You never stood a chance...
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on June 01, 2014, 12:17:38 pm
ha ha I shot his jet pack and fell into the sarlacs

you died after choking on a bone from eating another anthro
so ha ha to you you cannibalistic raven :D
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 01, 2014, 10:32:04 pm
All the echinoderms in the world became sentient and teamed up to destroy the world.  And you thought starfish were harmless.

...

...

...

...

YOU WERE TORN LIMB FROM LIMB BY A PACK OF BLOODY STARFISH
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Post by: JD on June 02, 2014, 12:00:42 am
You danced too hard
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 02, 2014, 01:15:01 am
But i don't dance... i guess that's why i died.



As for you.... Tragic death during a hectic pillow fight.
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Post by: Purrrl on June 02, 2014, 01:59:26 am
Embarrassing death involving a sofa, the kitchen sink, a matchbox and a small coin


I don't know, don't ask
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on June 02, 2014, 02:17:02 am
died from falling anvil x_x
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Post by: Sledge on June 02, 2014, 02:18:19 am
Yay acme deaths!

Falling piano.
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Post by: JD on June 02, 2014, 10:14:47 am
MURDERED BY COLOUR OVERDOSE
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 02, 2014, 03:54:21 pm
Anvil threw an anvil at you.  And the scary thing is that he could probably do that with as much strength as he has.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 02, 2014, 04:29:38 pm
Jobba decided he was hungry for clone!
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Post by: BassCreator on June 02, 2014, 05:29:04 pm
They messed me up when I was shooting my bow and the arrow ricocheted and was sent through their eye.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 02, 2014, 06:02:06 pm
Hunted.

Whoa dude, look at the fur on that thing!

Shoot it in the eye, we want to save the hide.
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Post by: Aloneness on June 02, 2014, 06:10:26 pm
Killed by being run over by a parked boat ... on land ...
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Post by: BassCreator on June 02, 2014, 06:47:27 pm
Killed for not looking when crossing the street and some idiot hit them.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 02, 2014, 06:49:02 pm
Ninjas.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 02, 2014, 08:18:17 pm
Death by teddy bears.......erm ewoks 
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Post by: Firelight on June 02, 2014, 09:31:41 pm
Death by mewtwo  :D
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 02, 2014, 10:20:19 pm
Decapatron!
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Post by: Firelight on June 02, 2014, 10:51:33 pm
Death by stormtrooper  :D
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on June 03, 2014, 12:11:11 am
died of boredom

oh no x_x
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Post by: Firelight on June 03, 2014, 11:46:01 pm
Death by Grim Reaper.
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Post by: BassCreator on June 03, 2014, 11:51:08 pm
Ninjas.
me...
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 12, 2014, 12:46:16 pm
Imperial firing squad.  No, it wasn't done by stromtroopers, it would have taken years that way.
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Post by: BassCreator on June 12, 2014, 12:47:04 pm
^will die from radiation poisoning.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 12, 2014, 12:49:00 pm
Only the precision of imperial stormtroopers could have caused your escape.

Only Vader could have ended it.
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Post by: Sledge on June 12, 2014, 12:52:27 pm
General Grievous shreds you with his 4 lightsabers. (I know... Wrong era of troopers, but do I care? Nope.)
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 12, 2014, 12:55:09 pm
PROJECT MEATBALL: The stormtrooper that won.  :D
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Post by: BassCreator on June 12, 2014, 01:54:44 pm
General kenobi went to the dark side and destroyed all life.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 12, 2014, 02:07:04 pm
Kit Fisto teamed up with Predator.
YOU HAD NO CHANCE
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 12, 2014, 02:13:28 pm
Endor........enough said.
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Post by: BassCreator on June 12, 2014, 02:54:48 pm
You raved with me too hard.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 12, 2014, 05:00:21 pm
Endor........enough said.
...

...

...

I hate you...........TO DEATH
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Post by: BassCreator on June 12, 2014, 06:15:51 pm
Epileptic seizure from my lights.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 12, 2014, 06:46:53 pm
Accidental heart transplant.
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Post by: BassCreator on June 12, 2014, 06:50:46 pm
I bit you.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 12, 2014, 07:18:15 pm
You bit me.
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Post by: BassCreator on June 12, 2014, 07:21:50 pm
I threw my cactus at you.
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on June 12, 2014, 08:37:04 pm
Attacked (and killed) by a highly violent fluffy sheep.
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Post by: BassCreator on June 12, 2014, 09:18:35 pm
They overdosed on caffeine when they tried to eat me.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 13, 2014, 12:04:44 am
Eaten by goats.  It's true that they will eat ANYTHING.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on June 13, 2014, 12:30:51 am
ryu from street fighter 4 came and beat you to a pulp x_x
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 13, 2014, 12:31:53 am
Hunted to extinction.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on June 13, 2014, 12:35:50 am
guess i am alone :(

the zynomorphic alien ripped through your furry chest  x_x
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Post by: Sledge on June 13, 2014, 12:42:51 am
My namesake didnt like you... (Ps: you guys aren't friends.)
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 13, 2014, 12:45:27 am
(No, he really isn't.)

Nine Toes... you woke the wrong dog.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 13, 2014, 12:52:16 am
Trampled by a teddy bear.......
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Post by: Sledge on June 13, 2014, 12:52:58 am
(Lol... Love borderlands... Sea and I were just playing B-lands 2 earlier...)

You were defeated by knuckledragger... And it did hurt.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 13, 2014, 12:54:43 am
You disturbed the inhabitants of the wall sphincters.....
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 13, 2014, 12:56:27 am
BURN BABY BURN!!!
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Post by: Sledge on June 13, 2014, 12:58:00 am
Alright, Captain Flynt... You got put out by me, playing as Krieg.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 13, 2014, 01:00:07 am
VVVVIIIIIIOOOOOOOLLLLLLEEEEEEENNNNNNCCCCCCEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 13, 2014, 01:08:08 am
Sniped by zero
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Post by: Sledge on June 13, 2014, 01:09:53 am
Mauled by death trap.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 13, 2014, 01:10:40 am
Brick said hi
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Post by: Purrrl on June 13, 2014, 01:27:33 am
Cartoon-style -  Acme safe landing on you from a great height
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Post by: BassCreator on June 13, 2014, 08:54:18 am
A headcrab and a facehugger both got you at the same time.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on June 13, 2014, 10:33:50 am
shrunken to the size of a roach and crushed under my foot X_X
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Post by: BassCreator on June 13, 2014, 10:35:50 am
You did something too stupid to describe.
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Post by: greenfox on June 13, 2014, 10:47:59 pm
Radiation poisoning
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Post by: BassCreator on June 13, 2014, 11:32:24 pm
Doubletime rad. poisoning.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 15, 2014, 06:12:34 pm
You woke up in the Mole Maze.

Don't even ask about the various ways you can die in there, really, just don't.  x_x
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Post by: BassCreator on June 15, 2014, 09:56:38 pm
Slingshot accident
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on June 15, 2014, 10:47:14 pm
swallowed by the blob
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 15, 2014, 10:59:04 pm
Fire.  Fire is HOT.  Fire BURNS.  FIRE IS DANGER!!!

But that's not how you died.  You died after falling off the pier.
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Post by: BassCreator on June 15, 2014, 11:03:23 pm
Force choked through a Skype call.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 15, 2014, 11:53:02 pm
You got all transmorgified and shattered into a billion.....erm i mean......missing.
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Post by: Sergalicious on June 16, 2014, 12:04:11 am
reavers. the reavers came, you didnt have river to warn you.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 16, 2014, 12:18:17 am
You ran into a leviathan.
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Post by: BassCreator on June 16, 2014, 12:59:05 am
You found a government secret and they hunted you down.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 16, 2014, 01:05:59 am
Used as fuel for the big gete star.
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Post by: BassCreator on June 16, 2014, 01:28:36 am
Died from the radiation it gave off from being powered by ME.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 16, 2014, 01:34:10 am
Broly thumped your face decapitating you.
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Post by: Sledge on June 16, 2014, 01:52:09 am
Someone put a hit out on you... Luckily, I get money...
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 16, 2014, 01:55:35 am
Ah ha but the hit man was easily swayed, and now not only is he after you but i get the money from the hit...... What can i say a baseball bat to the knees is very persuasive.
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Post by: Sledge on June 16, 2014, 01:59:45 am
Um... I was implying that I was the hitman... I'm not so easily swayed...

After taking out the other hitman, I take you out and gain the money.
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Post by: ColonelMustang on June 16, 2014, 02:03:39 am
I hired Agent 47
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Post by: Sledge on June 16, 2014, 02:12:00 am
Unfortunately, agent 47 got destroyed by my superior marksmanship, and so did you.
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Post by: ColonelMustang on June 16, 2014, 02:47:32 am
(Ha, ha ha bwhahaha nobody kills Agent 47..)

Your gun backfired right in your face. Now you're uglier and more dead then Harvey Dent.
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Post by: Sergalicious on June 16, 2014, 02:51:06 am
h
(Ha, ha ha bwhahaha nobody kills Agent 47..)

Your gun backfired right in your face. Now you're uglier and more dead then Harvey Dent.

had to deal with badman dealing with twoface

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTLp14MKDDU
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 16, 2014, 02:56:49 am
Frieza accidentally destroyed your planet....on purpose.
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Post by: BassCreator on June 16, 2014, 06:24:10 am
I snuck up from behind.
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Post by: Kobuk on June 16, 2014, 07:02:08 am
Walks up to you, not saying a word, points a gun at you and shoots you at point blank range, instantly killing you for no reason whatsoever. Then turns around and shoots the next person to post after me, then I walk away.  :)
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 16, 2014, 10:01:21 am
You fool!!! I has adamantium helmet!! Hit by your own ricochet bullet.
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Post by: BassCreator on June 16, 2014, 10:02:01 am
Deflects bullet midair killing the next person to post. ;)
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Post by: Sledge on June 16, 2014, 10:57:35 am
But... The bullet falls short as I'm nearly a mile away with my trusty Barrett .50bmg. This is also how you meet your doom.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on June 16, 2014, 11:04:55 am
when this bullet

meets your head  x_x
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 16, 2014, 11:41:07 am
(That big of a caliber it really doesn't matter if you hit just so long as your close. Lol)

I drops nuclears bomb on yous head.
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Post by: The Rockin Hyena on June 16, 2014, 11:45:17 am
Your plane went down in the bush and the clan was hungry.
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Post by: BassCreator on June 16, 2014, 11:49:57 am
North Korea, nuff said.
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Post by: Sledge on June 16, 2014, 11:58:42 am
(That big of a caliber it really doesn't matter if you hit just so long as your close. Lol)

(Yep. Shot it at a water bottle. Hit beside it and it exploded anyways. Massive shockwave.)

And now my response to the thread...

Chuck Norris. (This thread is now closed. No one can top Chuck Norris.)
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Post by: BassCreator on June 16, 2014, 12:09:51 pm
Bruce Lee, he taught Chuck Norris. Mwahahahahahahahaha.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 16, 2014, 12:24:17 pm
You blaspheme against the noris!!!! May the great him have mercy on your soul!
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Post by: Sergalicious on June 16, 2014, 12:39:03 pm
hit by speed racer
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Post by: BassCreator on June 16, 2014, 12:50:43 pm
Tripped and landed on my katana.
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Post by: Sledge on June 16, 2014, 12:54:24 pm
Those who live by the sword die by the... Nevermind... Now, they die by bullets. Namely, a .454 Casull.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 16, 2014, 01:01:42 pm
500 smith & wesson magnum thinks your 454 is cute. Ha
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Post by: Sledge on June 16, 2014, 01:23:34 pm
Hahaha! Gau-8 Avenger. the only gun that has a plane as an accessory. And, it isn't a stinking S&W. yeah... You are naught but scraps now...
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Post by: BassCreator on June 16, 2014, 01:43:45 pm
My raging bull revolver
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 16, 2014, 01:47:55 pm
Dreadnought with experimental railguns ftw.
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Post by: Sledge on June 16, 2014, 01:49:48 pm
My raging bull revolver


(I find it amusing how you counter a 30mm autocannon with a .44 revolver...  :D )

Me in a raiding party with The 12six bullpup revolver 12 ga. Six rounds of buckshot; make your enemies' chest cavities into jello salad. Your ship is invalid.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 16, 2014, 01:55:01 pm
You die, not by gun or flashy explosion, but by the youth in asia! Thats right all the orphans in asia saddled up their war pandas and charge at you with the burning souls of a thousand samuri on lunch break... Twas a glorious sight.
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Post by: Sledge on June 16, 2014, 01:57:35 pm
(...  :o that sounds like quite the sight to see...)

Killed by a midget raider.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on June 16, 2014, 02:00:26 pm
wiped out be a meteor x_x
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 16, 2014, 02:03:19 pm
You catch a case of chronic black holes.
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Post by: Purrrl on June 16, 2014, 05:29:26 pm
You catch a case of acute slashed throat.

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Post by: HazardJackal on June 16, 2014, 05:43:28 pm
You trusted Harvey.
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Post by: Purrrl on June 16, 2014, 05:54:35 pm
(Who the hell is Harvey? 0.o)

You trusted me. Generally a bad plan.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 16, 2014, 06:09:27 pm
You walked into a BWE concert.

You were the main sport for the rotisserie.

"The rotisserie goes round and round, round and round, round and round; the rotisserie goes round and round, keeping meat off the ground!"
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on June 16, 2014, 06:11:26 pm
listened to the radio in on a waterbed and your claws poped the bed and you were electrocuted by the radio (: x_x
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Post by: BassCreator on June 16, 2014, 06:55:44 pm
I was a bad idea trying to cut electrical cables with a sword.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 16, 2014, 07:02:04 pm
BWE concert.

You failed to bring a gas mask for 'World of Excessive Flatuation'.

"Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of excessive flatuation!"
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 16, 2014, 07:33:48 pm
Accidental seppuku.
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Post by: ColonelMustang on June 16, 2014, 07:57:28 pm
How do you commit accidental seppuku?, that's not something done on accident..hmmm.

Eaten by a Titan, shouldn't have joined the Scouts.
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Post by: Kobuk on June 16, 2014, 08:00:06 pm
^ Shot out of a circus cannon.......and landed in the jaws of a hungry lion.  :D
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Post by: Sledge on June 16, 2014, 08:02:38 pm
Cannibalized by a hungry raven.  :goldbloody:
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 16, 2014, 08:06:21 pm
Accidental genocide.
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Post by: Sledge on June 16, 2014, 08:07:00 pm
Purposeful genocide.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on June 16, 2014, 08:16:28 pm
watched honey boo boo sing
and your head exploded x_x
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 16, 2014, 08:31:12 pm
You stepped on a land mine...... It didn't explode but you tripped and broke your neck.
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Post by: BassCreator on June 16, 2014, 10:51:14 pm
I focused my rave lasers on you and you died from radiation poisoning.
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Post by: Sledge on June 16, 2014, 11:04:08 pm
You hit a mirror with your lasers and also died of rad poisoning.
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Post by: BassCreator on June 16, 2014, 11:05:49 pm
I can't die from that, I channel it. You died for thinking irrationally.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 16, 2014, 11:09:52 pm
You die because you don't realize that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 16, 2014, 11:28:23 pm
BWE concert: BIG MAN SONG (To the tune of "this old man")

THIS BIG MAN HE SMASH ONE, HE WENT SMASHING JUST FOR FUN, AND A WHIP CRACK BREAK YOUR BACK DON’T TRY TO RUN THIS BIG MAN HAS JUST BEGUN

I wrote this song all the way to 10.  It's the national anthem of the country of Ombute.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 16, 2014, 11:35:05 pm
You get beat up by yajirobe. You die of embarrassment. 
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 16, 2014, 11:52:41 pm
BWE concert.

You ate the Mystery Meat.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on June 16, 2014, 11:57:13 pm
choked on a lifesaver till you lost all breath and nearly died

to be given the Heimlich maneuver in a way that crushed your internal organs x_x x_x 
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Post by: sarngier on June 17, 2014, 08:59:48 pm
you came out of the trap door in the mole mans cabin.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 17, 2014, 09:05:12 pm
BWE concert: Hobo Man

You didn't sing along.

This is a story about a man
Who got his meals from a garbage can
He rode the rails to get around
Some say they've seen him but he's never been found

HE'S HOBO MAN OH HOBO MAN
HE GETS AROUND ON A CARGO TRAIN
HOBO MAN OH HOBO MAN
SOME PEOPLE SAY HE'S COMPLETELY INSANE
HOBO MAN OH HOBO MAN-

Dammit, i still can't remember how it goes from here...  I wrote this whole song about three years ago, but lost the whole set of lyrics...
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on June 17, 2014, 10:33:39 pm
tripped on a trip wire in a temple
all the arrows missed
but you died after hitting your head on the floor x_x (:
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 17, 2014, 10:51:32 pm
Synaro Gemlin was digging a grave, and you tripped and fell into it.  You were then buried alive.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on June 17, 2014, 10:56:19 pm
fell out of the rain forest canopy destined to die of falling

only to get tangled in vines so much that one tied around your neck and hung you x_x
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 17, 2014, 11:17:24 pm
You went on board the pain train!!!! And choked on a teddy bear.
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Post by: Sledge on June 17, 2014, 11:54:16 pm
Somebody thought they could stop a train... Somebody was mistaken... Somebody was you...
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 18, 2014, 12:23:58 am
You find out your deathly allergic to gunshot wounds to the face.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on June 18, 2014, 12:59:33 am
you turned out to be allergic to computers and you choked on your words :D x_x
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Post by: Sledge on June 18, 2014, 01:19:17 am
You "caught an acute case of lead poisonin'." As we're wont to say 'round here... (You were shot... Many times.)
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 18, 2014, 01:25:04 am
you turned out to be allergic to computers and you choked on your words :D x_x

Haha!! Jokes on you! I'm on a smart phone.

And to sledge

Ran over by a herd of kiwi.
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Post by: Sledge on June 18, 2014, 01:27:53 am
Erm... I honestly have no idea what to think about that...

You tried to fly to the sun.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 18, 2014, 01:30:39 am
Someone administered 9mm of lead into your face.
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Post by: Sledge on June 18, 2014, 01:33:04 am
All of my RP characters collectively decided to kill you... Together... 42(if I remember right) of them...
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 18, 2014, 01:35:57 am
You decided it was high time to do a space walk but you forgot your space suit and died in the vacuum of space.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 18, 2014, 02:25:19 am
Tesaelo ran you through with his bastard sword while Remia tore you apart you with her cutlasses.  Synaro deskablaterated* what was left with his shovel shortly before he dug your grave.

You shouldn't have been at the EVIL SCARY BAD THINGS weekly convention during Hero's Day.

Deskablaterated: Decimated splattered annihilated lacerated and kerblastified, all in one messy package.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 18, 2014, 02:30:52 am
I think i hear the orphans coming again.
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Post by: Kobuk on June 18, 2014, 08:27:47 am
^ You were playing in the fursuit games during a convention. But because of poor visibility out of the fursuit head, you tripped, fell, and broke your neck, and died.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on June 18, 2014, 11:38:13 am
drank sooooo much mountain dew you exploded x_x
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Post by: BassCreator on June 18, 2014, 12:43:04 pm
Stared until eyes and brain withered away.
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Post by: The Rockin Hyena on June 18, 2014, 06:20:56 pm
Ticked me off, lol!
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Post by: BassCreator on June 18, 2014, 06:21:43 pm
I pointed rave lasers at them and they melted.
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Post by: The Rockin Hyena on June 18, 2014, 06:26:17 pm
Eaten by a large mouth bass, it thought you were a fishing lure.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 18, 2014, 08:13:43 pm
THE BIG SLEEP!!  :o
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Post by: ColonelMustang on June 18, 2014, 08:23:18 pm
(I just woke up from that...a few hours ago)

You get smothered by puppies, sweet adorable three headed puppies!
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 18, 2014, 09:51:32 pm
You choke on a panda.
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Post by: The Rockin Hyena on June 18, 2014, 09:57:51 pm
Of boredom
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 18, 2014, 10:19:59 pm
You contracted a case of spontanious super novas.
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Post by: Kobuk on June 18, 2014, 11:08:17 pm
<--- Commits Mt. Dew overdose suicide.  x_x
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Post by: BassCreator on June 19, 2014, 12:42:34 am
Dies after eating the overdosed body from an overdose. x_x
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 28, 2014, 03:26:40 pm
You purchased a box of pure danger.  You were robbed and stabbed to death by a crazy guy who jumped out of the alley, who was then obliterated when he opened the box.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 28, 2014, 04:13:06 pm
You asked for a hamburger.
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Post by: Kobuk on June 28, 2014, 05:13:25 pm
You asked for a hamburger.

You asked for a bacon triple cheeseburger with triple the fat, cholesterol, and grease.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 28, 2014, 05:28:44 pm
You asked for a hamburger.

You asked for a bacon triple cheeseburger with triple the fat, cholesterol, and grease.

Just look up "cuil theory" on youtube and you'll understand.

Died from lego fortress collapse.  
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 28, 2014, 06:14:49 pm
You asked for a hamburger.
:o

That is the best thing i've read in a long long time...

Oh yeah, you die because... uh, you were given a bow but no arrows, and the demon monkeys ate your face-head because you couldn't shoot them down.
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Post by: The Rockin Hyena on June 28, 2014, 08:05:15 pm
ICK
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 28, 2014, 08:09:12 pm
International cat kickers?

Death by random shift in molecular density in your body.
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Post by: The Rockin Hyena on June 28, 2014, 08:11:23 pm
Montana rancher, lol.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 28, 2014, 08:45:33 pm
You failed to locate Jimmy Potatoes.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on June 28, 2014, 09:57:47 pm
Giant papercut trick gone horribly awry.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 28, 2014, 10:58:00 pm
You fall off a cliff only to awaken, suddenly, in your own bed. You head to the bathroom where you wash your face in the sink. You dry your face and look in the mirror to see Rosie O'Donald eating a Twinkie. You awaken on the operating table, the doctors are all speaking german, you ask the nurse whats happening to which she replies, "the eagle flies at dawn". You snap into consciousness in an exquisite bed made of the finest silk. You get up with a sense that all is right in the world. You go out on your balcony at dawn, you see an eagle fly across the sky. You awaken suddenly to find yourself falling into a stygian void. You look up as you hear Ellen Degeneres yell out " don't forget the cheese"  you awaken to excruciating pain, you are the Twinkie.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 28, 2014, 11:46:20 pm
You were defeated by the wonderful, the sensational, the stupendous, the over the top: Blue paint-stained illuminated mutated zombifyed burning magical radioactive saintly augmented cannibalistic Spoonman covered in blood and bubbles, who has far too many legs, wearing a top hat on top of a jack-o-lantern hat that's impaled on a unicorn spike, who holds the key to the universe and who also has a gas powered stick, supay, mysterious mushroomy powers, stealth tech, and increased RAM capacity, who is spending blobfish like no tomorrow in order to build a robotic army of paranoid turtle people, while carrying a seismograph and shredding guitar (which is actually a double barreled shotgun) while eating sno-conesand shooting space-soda out of a cannon while singing the song 'Spoonman' as he's riding on SCP-682 through Middle Earth with the Hero of Canton who is FIRIN HIZ LAZAH, a large group of trolls that have regenerative proporties, IT, who is not the black thing but people say it's that black thing, but really THEY are the black thing, i think, and a Reaper augmented Geth Trooper that is disappointed with his potato chips, Chuck Testa, The Sneetza Man, who is decapitating bystanders with sneetzas, Dio Brando who is yelling COME AT ME BRO, a very unhappy Mrs Whatsit, The Pyro who is dancing to the Nyan Cat that joined the chaos, Master Chief who is eating a cheeseburger, a now much more powerful Gandalf with a LOL face who can shoot space lasers out of his eyes, and a Big Daddy that's playing the lute, under the close eye and protection of gnomes with tommy guns and baseball bats, blaring mariachi/dubstep/pop/renaissance mashup remix of 'Spoonman' with an amplifier, playing Cheese Wheel of Misfortune with his best pal Reaver, while being chased by a mob of splicers that mutated into manticores that were sent by Andrew Ryan, the CIA and a team of cheerleaders, rainbow-winged centaur things, and a bunch of hooded shifty eyed people in cloaks who are actually punk-rock people who are headbanging to the music who are being shot at with fireballs that Gandalf is casting at the mob of assorted hooligans to insure that THEY SHALL NOT PASS!!

Cool story bro  8)
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on June 29, 2014, 12:29:00 am
While on your tirade through the universe you meet your untimely demise as you fall into a collapsing supernova. You realize that reality is bending around you. The feeling in your right hand tastes like bacon on an irish midgets back. You lookup to see mother teresa washing a Mercedes Benz. She looks at you and speaks with the voice of a thousand Michael Jacksons "why does it cry?". You freeze as a single tear runs down your face, you wipe it off only to find that it's a Twinkie, wrapped in bacon and deep fried in the tears of a thousand orphans crying over the death of their pet panda bobo. You eat the Twinkie, you find it quite amusing. You begin to laugh maniacally. You awaken in the hospital the nurse is asking you what to do. You look down to see the patient, he is you from last week, you look in a mirror and see you are now your own doctor. You grab the scalpel and carve a thanksgiving turkey with surgical precision as you watch your patients ear give birth to a baby hippo. You get slapped in the face and realize you are in a burning building held together by bubble gum and unicorn hair. You summon the forces of nature to aid you. As all the chipmunks within a three mole radius throw themselves into the flames you see your girlfriend walk off with your soul. You awaken to the sound of birds. you feel that all is well and good. You step outside only to trip on a dog and fall into a wood chipper.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 29, 2014, 12:43:42 am
Tsk tsk tsk, and that's why i don't fall in love.

You die when you start living in a van down by the river.  There's a flash flood.
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Post by: The Rockin Hyena on June 29, 2014, 05:47:32 pm
The river dries up
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Post by: Firelight on June 30, 2014, 04:11:08 am
Death by lion.
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Post by: The Rockin Hyena on June 30, 2014, 06:11:08 pm
Yup, it's like me to pick a fight with one.   Death be a little coyote.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 30, 2014, 07:10:45 pm
Poachers.
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Post by: Blinded Wolf on June 30, 2014, 09:06:19 pm
A future version of your self comes to the past and cannibalizes you because he loves the taste of himself.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on July 01, 2014, 02:05:51 pm
get skewered by a wooden stake
only to survive and die of an infection caused by a splinter left untreated  :D
ha ha ha ha   :D
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Post by: The Rockin Hyena on July 02, 2014, 07:38:54 pm
Died from Mu's slap after you burned that Deaf Leopard cd.
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 02, 2014, 07:58:12 pm
You were thoroughly beat up by a pair of unruly jackals.  You died of shame.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on July 02, 2014, 08:42:08 pm
Died from Mu's slap after you burned that Deaf Leopard cd.

all right I get it I said something wrong I have no idea what Deaf leopard is :-[


got mauled by bears x_x x_x
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on July 02, 2014, 10:12:44 pm
^google is your friend

Also death by accidental toast.
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Post by: Blinded Wolf on July 02, 2014, 11:13:02 pm
Death by alchemy. You're turned into gold and sold on the black market to the highest bidder.
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Post by: Sledge on July 02, 2014, 11:15:44 pm
Someone hunted you down for selling them gold that later turned out to be a furry... Not gold at all...
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on July 03, 2014, 12:04:28 am
You chugged a case of Slim Fast  on a dare, and you're allergic to carrageenan.
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Post by: The Rockin Hyena on July 03, 2014, 12:11:45 am
You Fursuited at LAX and security took action.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on July 03, 2014, 01:56:00 am
I strapped a hand grenade to your toothbrush.

Ouch.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on July 03, 2014, 02:51:19 am
It was really your toothbrush
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Post by: Sledge on July 03, 2014, 04:03:57 am
And he happened to use it right next to you.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on July 03, 2014, 12:01:53 pm
zapped out of the sky by a lightning bolt x_x
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Post by: Sledge on July 03, 2014, 12:09:43 pm
You won! ... The grinder lottery...
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on July 03, 2014, 04:26:37 pm
EVERYONE GANG UP ON THE SHORT GUY!!

(You know, the one with the horned bucket for a head?)
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Post by: Purrrl on July 03, 2014, 05:29:06 pm
Turns out this particular fish WAS food, after all.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on July 03, 2014, 05:46:12 pm
Death by a sudden loss of electrons.
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 03, 2014, 05:49:38 pm
You don't come back from the BIG sleep...
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Post by: Blinded Wolf on July 03, 2014, 08:28:23 pm
You were caught in a riptide and washed up dead a week later.
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Post by: The Rockin Hyena on July 03, 2014, 09:12:40 pm
You were attacked by 15 geese all at once.
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Post by: Sledge on July 03, 2014, 09:43:36 pm
Impaled on a fork-lift... Fork... Thing. Yeah.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on July 03, 2014, 10:24:58 pm
You succumb to the weight of everythingness 
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Post by: charcoal on July 03, 2014, 11:23:20 pm
I shove a lit bottle rocket down your throat happy 4th of july
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Post by: Sledge on July 03, 2014, 11:35:47 pm
Forget bottle rocket. You get a mortar. Not one of the small ones either. I'm talking triple break, 1" diameter, doom mortar.
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 03, 2014, 11:59:55 pm
With your help, Mynyah Kull was able to master her fire-breathing act.

Too bad you never got to see it.
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Post by: The Rockin Hyena on July 05, 2014, 08:38:18 pm
Swallowed a snag hook.
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Post by: Firelight on July 05, 2014, 11:58:51 pm
Death by Peta
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Post by: Sergalicious on July 06, 2014, 12:03:30 am
PETA's pokémon black and blue

http://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-parody/
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Post by: Firelight on July 06, 2014, 12:09:09 am
Jeff the killer. :goldbloody:
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 06, 2014, 12:18:32 am
You feel the unrestrained wrath of my frustration.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on July 06, 2014, 02:42:13 am
You meet your untimely demise when you trip and accidentally hit the universal reset button which just happens to be a universal implosion.
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 06, 2014, 04:07:44 pm
YOU FOOL- YOU HIT THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON!!!
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Post by: The Rockin Hyena on July 07, 2014, 12:19:47 am
Infection from said snag hook.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on July 07, 2014, 01:28:22 am
(Erm.......what snag hook?)

Death by over exposure to stupid........ Well..... Its not so much the exposure that kills you but mor the effects. You see. After your exposure you down a whole tube of preparation H and start "waxing" your scalp with an angle grinder....
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Post by: WhiteAkitaKeiko on July 07, 2014, 10:13:18 am
Untimely death caused by cute gerbils affected with rabies which happens to bite you a moment ago.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on July 07, 2014, 12:27:32 pm
Argorok the dragon from LOZ twilight princess incinerated you  x_x
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Post by: Firelight on July 07, 2014, 05:49:11 pm
Link as a wolf- let's just say you looked like Ganondorf
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Post by: The Rockin Hyena on July 07, 2014, 11:07:13 pm
Tibetan eagle
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Post by: Firelight on July 08, 2014, 06:19:43 pm
Martial eagle
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Post by: The Rockin Hyena on July 08, 2014, 09:46:15 pm
Iron Eagle
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 08, 2014, 09:48:12 pm
Dessert Eagle!

Mmmm... it's like chicken... but it tastes like cake!!
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Post by: Sledge on July 08, 2014, 10:17:52 pm
I just... No.

Injected with nitrous, and pushed into a furnace. Yep.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on July 09, 2014, 12:25:31 am
You thought you might as well be walkin on the sun.....
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Post by: ColonelMustang on July 09, 2014, 12:27:06 am
FALCON PUNCH!!!
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Post by: Sledge on July 09, 2014, 08:12:52 pm
You die by saying something sarcastic at a very stupid time... "What are ya gonna do? Shoot me?" *boom!
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Post by: The Rockin Hyena on July 09, 2014, 10:49:38 pm
84 Chevy Malibu
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on July 09, 2014, 11:56:46 pm
Beaten to death with a cooked noodle....
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Post by: Firelight on July 10, 2014, 12:58:48 am
Death by Freddie Krueger.
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 10, 2014, 04:00:10 pm
YOU NEED A DENT IN YER HEAD

*WHAM*

BETTER
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Post by: Firelight on July 11, 2014, 12:50:45 am
I eat you- yum fish!
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Post by: The Rockin Hyena on July 11, 2014, 12:52:26 am
Hound dawg
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on July 11, 2014, 03:11:57 am
The macaroni killer strikes again!!! Beaten to death with cooked noodles.
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Post by: Sledge on July 11, 2014, 03:29:06 am
Nommed... Macaroni armor, plus meat filling makes you a very good target... Sorry, food... I mean, friend.
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 11, 2014, 02:37:27 pm
You were eaten by savage cannonballs.  How embarrassing!
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Post by: The Rockin Hyena on July 11, 2014, 08:57:53 pm
Jumping Asian Carp
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Post by: Sledge on July 12, 2014, 01:26:57 am
You stared at the sun too long... Turns out, it is bad for your health...
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Post by: Firelight on July 12, 2014, 02:56:18 am
You were run over by a car.
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 12, 2014, 02:38:58 pm
The hound had had enough of your tricks and games.
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Post by: Firelight on July 12, 2014, 04:54:03 pm
You made a wonderful dinner for a cat.
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 12, 2014, 04:55:48 pm
You made a wonderful dinner for a mountain lion.
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Post by: Sledge on July 12, 2014, 05:49:48 pm
You made a wonderful dinner for ME!!!  :goldbloody:
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 12, 2014, 06:09:27 pm
You made a wonderful dinner for a savage cannonball.  How embarrassing!
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on July 13, 2014, 02:14:24 pm
stuffed in a mailbox and had it thrown into a river  x_x
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Post by: Sledge on July 13, 2014, 04:10:11 pm
Stuffed into a river and thrown into a mailbox.  :D
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 13, 2014, 06:19:20 pm
Chain-shot.

It's not as polite as cannonballs...
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on July 14, 2014, 11:06:18 pm
had your legs broken
and when you tried to escape in your
car there was a bomb planted on it
KKAAAAAAAAAAAABBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM x_x
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Post by: The Rockin Hyena on July 15, 2014, 01:08:31 am
Came too close to Hank with that dang sword.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on July 15, 2014, 01:42:10 am
got to close with my sword
or my twin daggers

*shank*  x_x
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Post by: Sledge on July 15, 2014, 01:46:12 am
Nuclear fission... In your chest cavity...
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Post by: Aloneness on July 15, 2014, 04:31:23 am
Bacterial Contamination ... because it's the name of the song I'm currently listening to.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on July 15, 2014, 05:12:05 am
kreddy krugger got you in your sleep

ha ha hah ah ah ah ha ha :D
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Post by: The Rockin Hyena on July 15, 2014, 04:19:25 pm
Your sword didn't work because I have a pure heart, but my jaws work just fine.  Unfortunately a tree limb falls on your head.
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Post by: Firelight on July 16, 2014, 12:48:01 am
Stoned to death
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on July 16, 2014, 01:14:43 am
ended up like the black night

"tis nearly a flesh wound" :D
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Post by: Sledge on July 16, 2014, 01:22:09 am
*"tis but a flesh wound."
"Your arm is off."
"No it isn't."
"Yes it is, it's right there on the ground."
......
......
"What're you going to do? Bleed on me?"
*leans against Arthur. "I'm invincible!"
"You're a looney..."

(Sorry... Love that movie.)

Death by quite wall falling over on top of you.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on July 16, 2014, 02:11:39 am
eaten by a tiger

"what tiger?"  x_x
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Post by: sarngier on July 16, 2014, 02:36:24 am
your army wages war on it's self you die in battle
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on July 16, 2014, 02:17:43 pm
You chocked on a mis-shaped lifesaver that didn't have a hole in it.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on July 16, 2014, 02:40:53 pm
skewered by I giant sharpened candy cane x_x
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Post by: The Rockin Hyena on July 17, 2014, 01:30:47 am
Stoned to death
.     This post actually seems quite mean, no humer at all.       Anyway, someone erased you.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on July 17, 2014, 12:18:36 pm
killed by a wolf pack
:goldbloody:
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on July 17, 2014, 12:50:52 pm
Eaten by a turtle....
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Post by: WhiteAkitaKeiko on July 17, 2014, 08:54:59 pm
Poke a stick into your eye and it got infected
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Post by: The Rockin Hyena on July 17, 2014, 10:10:32 pm
Butted by a mean 'ol goat
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Post by: Sledge on July 18, 2014, 01:46:35 am
Run over by a steam-roller... Yep, you went out ACME style.
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Post by: WhiteAkitaKeiko on July 18, 2014, 07:51:00 am
There is actually a ACME shop near me  :o

Won a battle, but stepped on a land mine while celebrating
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Post by: Blinded Wolf on July 18, 2014, 03:41:46 pm
You misspoke and got quartered for your heresy.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on July 18, 2014, 03:44:18 pm
You angered uncle kage, the high priestess of science, and were used in one of his experiments.
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on July 18, 2014, 04:53:05 pm
Attacked and killed by the giant rainbow butterfly of happiness and positivity, which then efficiently drained you of your nect- err, blood.
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Post by: Sledge on July 18, 2014, 07:01:29 pm
You angered uncle kage, the high priestess of science, and were used in one of his experiments.

(You are aware a priestess is a female, right?)

Kastra: the Queen Metroid drained you of... Well, everything... You're just a husk...
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 18, 2014, 07:14:46 pm
Quote
Kastra: the Queen Metroid drained you of... Well, everything... You're just a husk...

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QZWfEioHfDg/TiiS56E7k-I/AAAAAAAAAA8/B8gzuH4EBPc/s1600/podling.gif)
YOU WERE DRAINED OF YOUR LIFE ESSENCE
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on July 18, 2014, 09:14:09 pm
You angered uncle kage, the high priestess of science, and were used in one of his experiments.

(You are aware a priestess is a female, right?)

Kastra: the Queen Metroid drained you of... Well, everything... You're just a husk...

2 gryphon gave him that title. I just repeated it.
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Post by: Blinded Wolf on July 19, 2014, 07:25:32 pm
You fell down a bottomless pit and were never seen again.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on July 19, 2014, 07:55:19 pm
a skarmory flew by you and cut your throat
you died of blood loss  x_x
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Post by: The Rockin Hyena on July 20, 2014, 01:32:08 am
Your boat hit the jetties
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 20, 2014, 10:04:53 pm
You decided to go starn hunting... on foot.
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on July 20, 2014, 10:16:15 pm
Poison chip cookies.
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 20, 2014, 10:33:27 pm
Rat Food CONSUMABLE DEATH PELLETS
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Post by: Blinded Wolf on July 20, 2014, 11:01:09 pm
You are attacked by a murder of savage crows.
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 20, 2014, 11:24:14 pm
You are attacked by a barrage of savage cannonballs.  How embarrassing!
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Post by: The Rockin Hyena on July 21, 2014, 01:34:41 am
You are run down by a crash of rhinos
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on July 21, 2014, 07:31:52 pm
Jumped on by Mario.

Rat Food CONSUMABLE DEATH PELLETS
Nu. ;_;
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 21, 2014, 08:05:06 pm
You are run down by a crash of rhinos
You are gunned down by a volley of cannonballs.  How embarrassing!

Quote
Jumped on by Mario.
Eaten by a wrathful goomba.
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on July 21, 2014, 08:53:17 pm
Quote
Jumped on by Mario.
Eaten by a wrathful goomba.
Attempted to fight Bowser, and got efficiently killed by a fireball.
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Post by: Blinded Wolf on July 21, 2014, 09:09:02 pm
Quote
Jumped on by Mario.
Eaten by a wrathful goomba.
Attempted to fight Bowser, and got efficiently killed by a fireball.
Tried to go down a pipe. Turns out there was a piranha plant inside.
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on July 21, 2014, 09:51:34 pm
Quote
Jumped on by Mario.
Eaten by a wrathful goomba.
Attempted to fight Bowser, and got efficiently killed by a fireball.
Tried to go down a pipe. Turns out there was a piranha plant inside.
Hit by the very koopa shell you threw. (it bounced off a wall and you failed to jump in time.)
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 21, 2014, 10:56:53 pm
Quote
Jumped on by Mario.
Eaten by a wrathful goomba.
Attempted to fight Bowser, and got efficiently killed by a fireball.
Tried to go down a pipe. Turns out there was a piranha plant inside.
Hit by the very koopa shell you threw. (it bounced off a wall and you failed to jump in time.)
You ended up on the stage of a Super Smash Bros match... it was Wario and Mario...
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Post by: Firelight on July 22, 2014, 03:48:55 am
Death by tribbles XD
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Post by: Blinded Wolf on July 22, 2014, 02:01:26 pm
Death by C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!!
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on July 22, 2014, 02:20:59 pm
Death by Mine Turtle.
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 22, 2014, 04:55:32 pm
There was something on your face.
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on July 22, 2014, 05:05:58 pm
Consumed by a very dangerous anthro butterfly rat.
omnomnomnomnom
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Post by: WhiteAkitaKeiko on July 22, 2014, 06:04:23 pm
Chased by a hungry akita over never-ending Siberia
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on July 22, 2014, 06:18:31 pm
Never-ending Siberian storms got a bit too harsh.
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Post by: Blinded Wolf on July 22, 2014, 06:36:37 pm
Death by bringing a knife to a gun fight.
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Post by: Kastra Epsilon on July 22, 2014, 06:41:10 pm
Death by Pokemon takeover in real life.

Death by bringing a knife to a gun fight.
Why would I ever do something so stupid.  :'(
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Post by: HazardJackal on July 22, 2014, 06:47:17 pm
Jumping spiders.
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Post by: The Rockin Hyena on July 22, 2014, 11:00:36 pm
Death by Pokemon takeover in real life.

Death by bringing a knife to a gun fight.
Why would I ever do something so stupid.  :'(
.        A knife can go through a bullet proof vest.    Death by overdose of Horny Goat Weed
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on July 23, 2014, 06:51:17 pm
Death by dubstep.
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Post by: Blinded Wolf on July 23, 2014, 07:27:27 pm
Death by witch trial. Turns out you weren't a witch, but you're still dead so...
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Post by: The Rockin Hyena on July 24, 2014, 01:41:40 am
Your eye patch was too tight
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 03, 2014, 07:53:26 pm
Count Draculon took over the world.  You died trying to stop him.
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Post by: Aspex on August 03, 2014, 08:48:16 pm
You get run over by an ambulance.
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Post by: Blinded Wolf on August 03, 2014, 11:52:34 pm
Someone wrote your name in their Death Note.
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on August 04, 2014, 12:44:44 am
Atlas shrugged.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on August 07, 2014, 02:21:52 am
incinerated with my pyromancy power
blasted with a phaser gun and ground up into a fine power
mix with water and drank it
gave me your power :goldbloody:
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Post by: Arashi_Calunata on August 07, 2014, 03:24:22 am
Yes. Because pyromancy TOTALLY beats being the child of a fire elemental.  :P

Stomped on by a giant Twinkie.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on August 07, 2014, 12:35:29 pm
Death by nothing in particular....
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on August 09, 2014, 01:42:53 am
death by having your heart ripped out
then roasted on a spit before your dying eyes  :goldbloody:
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Post by: Blinded Wolf on August 11, 2014, 01:12:24 am
Death by roller coaster malfunction.
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on August 11, 2014, 01:17:50 am
Death by the ogdru jahad.
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 11, 2014, 02:47:53 am
Spoonman sent his pack of desert wolves after you...

...and they chased you right into a field of razorwire.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on August 11, 2014, 03:29:20 am
the painkiller by judas priest

came from a swirling vortex and unleashed his...fury

faster then a lazer bullet
louder then a atom bomb
rides a bike of boiling metal

wheels...of blades painkiller
wings.... of.... steel killer

awwwwwwww :goldbloody:
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 11, 2014, 10:07:38 pm
Stuck you in a steel box and blasted classical music at 150dB though the only opening......for 36 hours straight...
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on August 13, 2014, 01:40:16 am
no anything but that

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :( :'( x_x

died of radiation sickness :D x_x
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on August 23, 2014, 11:23:07 am
Tragic ice bucket mishap.
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Post by: Firelight on August 23, 2014, 05:01:18 pm
An excitable pit bull. It was an accident of course.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on August 23, 2014, 05:37:27 pm
An excitable pit boar. It wasn't an accident of course.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Blinded Wolf on August 26, 2014, 01:30:09 am
A future version of you came back in time to eliminate his past.
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Post by: HazardJackal on August 26, 2014, 04:59:49 am
How could you... i wouldn't ever do...



BAH! That's it, REVEEEEEENGE!!  I turn you into a spider, smash you, and forget your name.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: the lone shadow wolf on August 28, 2014, 01:57:58 am
Tragic ice bucket mishap.

hey im planning to do that >:(

but got ripped apart by Groot

"I am groot!!"
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 05, 2014, 09:07:31 pm
Pounded into oblivion by a volley of savage cannonballs.  How embarrassing!  :D
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 06, 2014, 07:44:17 pm
Washed down the drain by tears of joy from a herd of giraffe,
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on September 08, 2014, 01:57:57 am
fell into a jet intake and
got ground up into mince meat :o x_x x_x x_x x_x
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 10, 2014, 10:36:09 pm
Suffocated in sudden plushie avalanche.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Sledge on September 10, 2014, 11:18:08 pm
You were sticking your upper half through a portal when it closed... The upside is... In one dimension; The downside is in the other.
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 11, 2014, 12:19:03 am
You failed to choose the lesser of two weevils.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on September 11, 2014, 01:46:47 am
slammed into an iron maiden and left for
....... 5 days before dying  (: x_x x_x x_x
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 13, 2014, 10:34:26 am
Caught between Kobuk and a case of Mt Dew  which just fell from a passing delivery truck.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: the lone shadow wolf on September 15, 2014, 01:39:46 am
you tried to take away my coke-cola

therefore YOU MUST DIE
:goldpissed: :goldbloody:

*after killing*

takes his prize and chugs his coke
ha ha ha ha ha :D
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 15, 2014, 02:25:31 am
You were were approached by a fast talking and wealthy savage cannonball.  He tricked you into performing at the circus.  Your first act was shooting yourself out of a cannon...

It was a Type 94 naval gun...

How embarrassing!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: the lone shadow wolf on September 17, 2014, 02:10:20 am
used a sharpened crow bar
and cut your intestines so they fell on the floor
and hired an insane chimp to put you back together :D :D

but before dying of shock you got impaled in the head with a flag pole that said " got skewered"

:goldbloody:
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Post by: Turgius on September 17, 2014, 08:50:58 am
Spontaneous Lupine combustion...with no explicable reason... 
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 17, 2014, 04:33:17 pm
You were the homeowner in the next episode of Best Murder.

(A game me and a friend came up with once.  You really don't want to know what we came up with that day... though power tools were often involved. x_x )
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Turgius on September 17, 2014, 07:43:47 pm
It turns out Timecop is a scientifically true film and you travel back in time and carelessly come into physical contact with your past self. As the same matter can not occupy the same space you dissolve into a screaming mass of glop before vanishing from existence with rather bad CGI effects.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on September 17, 2014, 08:47:00 pm
Assassinated by a savage cannonball...

...how embarrassing!

(Does anybody even know where i got the term 'savage cannonball'?)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Turgius on September 17, 2014, 09:18:42 pm
Assassinated by a savage cannonball...

...how embarrassing!

(Does anybody even know where i got the term 'savage cannonball'?)

I'm guessing Myth Busters...

You somehow digitize yourself into a copy of Pokemon Red and the cheating player (me) decides to multiply the master ball and rare candies before going after the legendarys and the elite 4 . The player in a fit of brain fog decides to catch Missingno screwing up the save game, transforming the digital world into a lovecraftian nightmare. After the player finds their old N64 and copy of Pokemon Stadium and decides to replay the game on the big screen the old save file is deleted...and you fade from existence....
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: the lone shadow wolf on September 18, 2014, 02:41:54 am
two words

DEATH NOTE :goldbloody:
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Turgius on September 18, 2014, 03:23:17 am
*hm ok..haven't  read Magna for a 'awhile'...*

You Slip on a Banana and fall into a Sarlacc Pit....many millennia of agonizing digestive horror awaits....

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Post by: HazardJackal on September 18, 2014, 02:39:19 pm
(Niiiiiiiice...  you kill with class bro!)

The Kindler tried to enlighten you...  He certainly 'enlightened' you on fire and reduced you to dust though.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Sledge on September 18, 2014, 06:08:15 pm
You fight Scorch for the Firehawk... And lose. Unfortunately, Lilith isn't impressed either.
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 18, 2014, 06:09:50 pm
Sledge took his helmet back... with your head still in it.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Firelight on September 18, 2014, 06:11:31 pm
You entered a Wampa's cave. Let's just say you didn't get out alive.
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 18, 2014, 06:26:07 pm
Trampled by a group of dewback.  What was left of your body was looted by some Tusken Raiders.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Firelight on September 18, 2014, 06:47:38 pm
Death by Tuskcat.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: the lone shadow wolf on September 18, 2014, 06:49:09 pm
fell into a black hole .... my heart :goldbloody:
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Post by: Firelight on September 18, 2014, 06:53:22 pm
Slow death by Bantha.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on September 18, 2014, 07:12:42 pm
Death by PROJECT MEATBALL; the only stormtrooper who could not only hit targets consistently but who could also survive an encounter with a main character.  (Dang i miss Battlefront...)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Turgius on September 18, 2014, 07:27:30 pm
It's pitch black, you are likely to be eaten by a...*Chomp*...grue....
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on September 19, 2014, 02:24:43 am
shot out of a cannon

and into a wall of spikes x_x
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Post by: Turgius on September 19, 2014, 08:11:13 am
You attempt to tin a cockatrice without gloves on...yet another stupid death...
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Sledge on September 19, 2014, 09:49:57 am
You stood in front of an energy pellet. (Dumb ways to die, Portal version.)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Turgius on September 19, 2014, 12:28:36 pm
while traversing a dungeon a parrot you purchased from a shady shopkeeper crawls out of your pack and starts repeatedly screeching the name Orcus ,the demon prince of undeath appears...TPK...
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 19, 2014, 01:16:10 pm
Oh i saw the thing coming outta the sky, it had a one big horn an a one big eye...

(Said thing came from Narglask, and was the worshiped by the Chur as their god... and did i mention that it leaves a literal trail of death wherever it goes?)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Turgius on September 19, 2014, 06:37:36 pm
 you encounter Tucker's kobolds...
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Sledge on September 19, 2014, 08:18:38 pm
Upon hearing someone order H2O at a bar, you say I'll have some H2O too. Unfortunately, the bartender interprets this as H2O2.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Turgius on September 19, 2014, 09:04:49 pm
old age after a long and blissful life... :)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on September 19, 2014, 10:45:01 pm
Upon hearing someone order H2O at a bar, you say I'll have some H2O too. Unfortunately, the bartender interprets this as H2O2.
Oh gawd, not my miracle cure... i mean, it DOES do all the things i that are claimed, just has some, erm, side effects...

Thirty-seven dumptrucks full of lukewarm tomato soup, poured through the ventilation shafts of your fallout bunker in rapid succession.

Killed by soup.  Ouch.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Turgius on September 20, 2014, 12:44:22 am
You enlist in the planetary defense force on some backwater planet in the service the the Immortal God Emperor of Mankind, and soon after the planet is invaded by a World Eater chaos war band . Sadly any evidence of your worlds existence is buried under several centuries of paperwork at the Administratum, so no help is forthcoming...not that it would matter....as to your end moments...well chainaxes were involved, and Khorne was very pleased...lets leave it at that... 
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Sledge on September 21, 2014, 01:25:59 am
You got scanned into the Hyperion New-U system, just as you were shot in the head. You get to respawn dead.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Turgius on September 21, 2014, 01:58:15 am
You get transformed into a Kell dragon which would be awesome...except you encounter Kyle Katarn who punches you dead...
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: the lone shadow wolf on September 21, 2014, 05:00:45 pm
swarmed by tracker jackers and died  x_x x_x
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Turgius on September 21, 2014, 05:17:28 pm
You step over the obvious banana... satisfied you are safe you let your guard down...at which point you hear  subtle laughter and the words "just as planed" before Tzeentch crosses realities in the form of the Orz and pushes you into a Rancor  Pit, The last thing you hear is "enjoy the sauce...light reflection of many bubbles...you are not a happy camper...slow time is fumple..." before well you know...Rwarr..chomp...chomp...
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: the lone shadow wolf on September 23, 2014, 12:24:06 am
kill the rancor from the inside

rip out its fang and gore out your throat :goldbloody:

ha ha creative kill 8)
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Post by: Turgius on September 23, 2014, 12:51:00 am
kill the rancor from the inside...rip out its fang and gore out your throat
-Tzeentch in the form of a eagle whose feathers constantly change color *crokes* "just as planed*

One day while walking across a bridge across a gorge of burning fur on a perilous quest to find the Holy Fursuit head, you are assailed by a maniacally laughing vagabond who begins.....
STOP! Who would cross the Bridge of Unless Facts must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
You: Ask me the questions, Bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Lancelot: My name is the lone shadow wolf
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Fursuit Head.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the name on an actor appearing in a early celluloid film with a Bacon relation of infinity?
You: um...Bruce Campbell...no I meant Adolphe Le Prince  AAAAAAAAHHH! [is cast into the gorge of burning fur by an invisible force]

(best I can come up with right now...sigh)  *voice off in the distance* - Zuvassin: "having trouble are we"
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: the lone shadow wolf on September 24, 2014, 10:50:23 am
kill the rancor from the inside...rip out its fang and gore out your throat
-Tzeentch in the form of a eagle whose feathers constantly change color *crokes* "just as planed*

One day while walking across a bridge across a gorge of burning fur on a perilous quest to find the Holy Fursuit head, you are assailed by a maniacally laughing vagabond who begins.....
STOP! Who would cross the Bridge of Unless Facts must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
You: Ask me the questions, Bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Lancelot: My name is the lone shadow wolf
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Fursuit Head.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the name on an actor appearing in a early celluloid film with a Bacon relation of infinity?
You: um...Bruce Campbell...no I meant Adolphe Le Prince  AAAAAAAAHHH! [is cast into the gorge of burning fur by an invisible force]

(best I can come up with right now...sigh)  *voice off in the distance* - Zuvassin: "having trouble are we"
? he he

well i snuck into your house and added cyanide to your morning coffee x_x
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Sledge on September 24, 2014, 11:32:04 am
Coffee=happiness... Cyanide+Coffee=Chanide & Happiness... Huh...

Unfortunately, you forgot to wash your hands afterwards and ended up poisoning yourself as well.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Turgius on September 24, 2014, 12:15:00 pm
death by sand worm
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Blinded Wolf on September 24, 2014, 05:51:33 pm
Death by falling into a pit of cacti.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on September 24, 2014, 05:58:56 pm
I punch my computer screen so hard your device bursts into flames and explodes, killing you and charring anything in your immediate surroundings.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: the lone shadow wolf on September 25, 2014, 01:00:54 am
impaled on a spit and rousted over an open fire  x_x x_x x_x
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 25, 2014, 01:38:08 am
I write another sad story, the type that makes me feel bad...

You ARE the main character...

It's not certain that you'll be dead by the end of  it, but you'll sure as heck wish you were...
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on September 26, 2014, 01:58:15 am
subzero showed up
and finished you
first he ripped your spine out of your chest
then froze you
and whipped your spine like a whip and shattered your cold furry body

FATALITY :goldbloody:
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Post by: Amducious on September 26, 2014, 02:35:06 am
using the blood eagle nordic torture method i rip your chest open then brake your ribs forming wings and exposing your lungs average time of death 17 hours oh yah while having your lungs pulled out slowly and disinbowled  :goldbloody:
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 26, 2014, 08:06:38 pm
subzero showed up
and finished you
first he ripped your spine out of your chest
then froze you
and whipped your spine like a whip and shattered your cold furry body

FATALITY :goldbloody:
(Sorry to disappoint you bro, but i ain't a furry.  I'm just a boring old human hailing from the plains of Ral.)

Speaking of Ral...

TRAMPLED BY AN ANGRY STARN
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: the lone shadow wolf on September 27, 2014, 09:54:03 pm
spontaneously combusted x_x x_x x_x
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Post by: Turgius on September 27, 2014, 10:28:41 pm
Fall into a tiger trap filled with up pointed soviet bayonets.... x_x x_x   
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Post by: Blinded Wolf on September 29, 2014, 11:29:07 pm
You tried to do a backflip, but hit your head an never woke up.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Turgius on September 29, 2014, 11:58:49 pm
The international space station breaks up and the remains of it's latrine enters earth's orbit as a blazing falling ball of fire....and it crashes right on top of you... x_x 
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Post by: Sledge on September 30, 2014, 12:07:20 am
Wait... Death by flaming crapper comet?  :D

You tried out for sword swallower in a carnival, but someone made you laugh...
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 30, 2014, 12:11:50 am
You fell asleep and forgot to wake up... ever.
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Post by: Turgius on September 30, 2014, 12:43:34 am
Wait... Death by flaming crapper comet?  :D

-To be honest I sort of stole that from Dead Like Me

Your Star Fighter is trapped in a tractor beam by the  King H@&l God Emperor Starfighter of Death (otherwise known as the Missile Boat) and missile spammed to Oblivion, somewhere Grand Admiral Thrawn chuckles "such is the fate of the enemies of the empire."  x_x x_x 8)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on September 30, 2014, 12:59:40 am
You were killed by... Death By Monkeys! (http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120822220437/battlebots/images/d/d4/Deathbymonkeys5.jpg)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Turgius on September 30, 2014, 01:16:44 am
You have failed house Ordos in their bid for control over Arakis Prime and your contract is terminated...though death is inevitable it is not given quickly, though you will yearn for it....you are treated to this vision : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnXOiWHub3c ..."fear is a efficient tool of management."...   
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Post by: Firelight on September 30, 2014, 09:12:43 pm
You got nuked by a bomb.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Turgius on September 30, 2014, 09:18:50 pm
Hides in a lead lined refrigerator...still  x_x x_x x_x

You think to your self what a beautiful sculpture, with it's marble skin and wings...but then you blink... x_x x_x x_x
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on October 01, 2014, 02:16:29 am
got a remley shotgun shot in your gut
leading to a painful and bloody death :goldbloody: x_x x_x x_x
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Post by: Turgius on October 01, 2014, 02:51:58 am
Your fear not the shadows but you should, into them you wonder and emerge not again, for the vashta nerada consumed you total, both bone and skin.... x_x x_x
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 01, 2014, 02:58:10 pm
Dewgar avenged my death! 8)
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Post by: Turgius on October 01, 2014, 10:58:03 pm
Dewgar avenged my death! 8)

Don't know who that is...nor does Google...

Lord Vader wants you alive...sadly Boba Fet forgets about the no disintegration rule... x_x x_x

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Post by: Sledge on October 02, 2014, 12:04:32 am
Boba Fett decides he dislikes people misspelling his name! You get to feel the wrath of a wrist-mounted flamethrower.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Turgius on October 02, 2014, 12:21:32 am
You make the mistake of angering the lady of pain berk, and her bladed shadow passes over you... x_x x_x x_x.
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 02, 2014, 09:01:11 pm
Dewgar avenged my death! 8)

Don't know who that is...nor does Google...
(Dewgar is Trenyth's partner.  You kill Trenyth, Dewgar mauls you.)

I defeat you using the power of science! 8)
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Post by: Turgius on October 02, 2014, 11:38:23 pm
You run across the legendary and 'totally' real head of Vecna and decide to 'equip' it, requiring the removal of your own brain box berk...turns out it's only Mort putting the blinders on the dusters, now your a deader for sure berk.  x_x x_x :D
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Post by: Blinded Wolf on October 04, 2014, 01:09:57 am
You were pulled out to sea by a strong riptide and promptly became shark bait.
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Post by: Turgius on October 04, 2014, 03:53:44 am
While watching me become shark bate, you are pushed from behind into the water were despite the salt water you become piranha bait.... 
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on October 06, 2014, 01:56:09 am
swallowed whole by a megalodon
and in its stomach you were covered in the digestive juices in the sharks stomach
leading to a slow painfull melting death  x_x x_x x_x
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Turgius on October 06, 2014, 07:59:53 am
You make some snarky comments about the what ever force happens be directing the actions of this strange game we call reality, and suddenly a massive barrage of rocks appears out of nowhere falling from the sky and you and everyone in your party dies.... x_x x_x x_x 
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Post by: Zoxide on October 06, 2014, 11:30:46 pm
^ you will die from a poke of my razor sharp claws on your jugular
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Post by: Turgius on October 07, 2014, 10:54:10 am
You get squashed into a thin gory paste when a previous character of mine who just happens to be a massive dragon steps on you.... x_x x_x x_x 
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on October 07, 2014, 11:01:32 pm
go to my party and....

lets say we "brought the house down"
 :D :D :D :D :D
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Post by: Blinded Wolf on October 07, 2014, 11:27:53 pm
They say, "A true enemy will stab you in the back, but a true friend will stab you in the front." *Makes eye contact and proceeds to stab*
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on October 13, 2014, 09:49:39 pm
whipped around a lasso inside
only to have it latch onto the ceiling fan
causing it to hook onto your collar and
in the process chokes/hangs you to death x_x
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 14, 2014, 01:15:52 am
You visited Ferret's Funhouse.

Your remains were never definitively identified.
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Post by: Blackrose13 on October 14, 2014, 09:11:04 pm
Tren
Dies october 15th, 2014, 12:00 AM
Riding in a car to the supermarket, when he is struck by a passing semi-truck. Lays in the wreckage for 28 minutes and seven seconds, before dying. He is dead when medical personal arrive on the scene.

There, a simple paragraph and the damage is done.
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Post by: Blinded Wolf on October 14, 2014, 11:48:11 pm
Someone wrote your name in their Death Note :P
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on October 15, 2014, 01:46:10 am
Someone wrote your name in their Death Note :P

it was me

but i had a chainsaw left on and stuck in your chest
you died a very painful gory death x_x x_x :goldbloody:
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 16, 2014, 09:55:07 pm
"We're off to Blackmire, see ya in a week!"

You didn't come back the next week... or at all, really.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on October 17, 2014, 04:38:46 am
you went hang gliding while smoking a pipe
and you got hit by a blimb
causing it to explode into a cloud of burning helium x_x x_x
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Post by: Blinded Wolf on October 17, 2014, 09:36:54 am
A strange anomaly occurs and all matter suddenly compresses and implodes onto your exact location.
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Post by: Kodoku on October 17, 2014, 12:09:53 pm
A paper storm happens and you are paper cut to death.
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 17, 2014, 12:33:01 pm
you went hang gliding while smoking a pipe
and you got hit by a blimb
causing it to explode into a cloud of burning helium x_x x_x
Uh, buddy?  Last i checked Helium don't burn. :D

You die during an "accidental" explosion in chemistry class.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 17, 2014, 02:23:55 pm
Caught in an MLP stampede.
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 17, 2014, 08:04:25 pm
 x_x

You were mauled by a Rocket Propelled Goose.
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Post by: Turgius on October 19, 2014, 07:28:32 pm
You heard the Funniest Joke In The World...and died laughing... :D :D :D x_x
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 19, 2014, 07:55:00 pm
Defeated by The Knights Who Say Ni.
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Post by: Turgius on October 19, 2014, 08:33:11 pm
You were one of Robin's minstrels.....
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 19, 2014, 08:57:08 pm
How could you! x_x

You were turned into a Scotsman by aliens.  You didn't die, but... well... you can't play tennis.
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Post by: Turgius on October 19, 2014, 09:24:28 pm
Mater a fact I'm predominantly Scotch Irish (low land Scott, when you follow the tree to it's roots), closest Clan be Kennedy (no relation to those Kennedy's)...and I cant play tennis...very well  :'(

You fell afoul of the Spanish Inquisition, just not the one you were expecting...





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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 20, 2014, 11:13:44 pm
Joined the Queen's Own MacKamikaze Highlanders and became the lone piper on the battlements of Edinburough Castle.
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Post by: Turgius on October 20, 2014, 11:26:41 pm
You got to be a bystander in a single edition illustrated comic I came up with in High school about a sentient Titan II Missile called: The Adventures of ICBM Guy and his Dynamic Side Kick Button Pusher Boy! it goes like this:

Button pusher boy: Gee Willikers  ICBM Guy, Comrade Midget is infringing on those peoples freedoms!
ICBM Guy: That really pushes my button!
Button pusher boy: "Right on it!"
Comrade Midget: "Are you MAD"
Button pusher boy: "No I'm just NUTs"  :D :D :D
Que ending of Dr. Strange love: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFkryh6hC-k  :D :D  x_x x_x
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 21, 2014, 12:23:11 am
You attempted to consume an even more enormous quantity of ice cream than Mr. Neutron and succumbed to acute hypothermia.
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Post by: Turgius on October 21, 2014, 12:30:27 am
You drank a blue liquid you thought was cool aid only to discover too late  it was LOx... x_x
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on October 21, 2014, 02:05:55 am
decapitated and had your head switched with a pumpkin  (: x_x x_x
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Post by: Turgius on October 21, 2014, 08:57:03 am
I arose as a headless horseman (or wolf) and took yours..... (: x_x
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 21, 2014, 01:44:28 pm
I replaced your head with a savage cannonball.  How embarrassing! 

(I think the 'savage cannonball' joke might be getting old...)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Turgius on October 21, 2014, 09:06:37 pm
You fell into a room with no visible way out, filled with ReDead, and due to a glitch that bottle with the fairy keeps re-spawning in your inventory...so the horror never ends.... :( x_x  :( x_x :( x_x ....
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Blinded Wolf on October 22, 2014, 12:56:13 am
You've been impaled and placed on display to serve as an example of what happens when people cross paths with me.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: the lone shadow wolf on October 22, 2014, 02:24:40 am
a unicorn showed up and stabbed you in the face
then was in shock ending up in a very bloody death with eyeballs and brains hanging out x_x x_x :goldbloody:
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on October 22, 2014, 04:09:56 am
"Well, i'm off to Marrow Ridge for my job interview!"

You never returned... not in any recognizable form at least.
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Post by: Firelight on October 22, 2014, 03:59:45 pm
Death by force lightning.
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 23, 2014, 12:26:06 am
"Come on guys, let's go explore the Screaming Hills!"

Your screams were drowned out by the battle cries of the Screaming Hillmen.
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Post by: Turgius on October 24, 2014, 09:48:16 pm
You went on Holiday to....Alderaan
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 24, 2014, 10:04:53 pm
"Let's go have fun at Razortide Beach!"

Actually, nothing bad happened; Razortide Beach is a very nice place.


However...


"That was awesome!  Let's see if we can swim all the way to Lyrice City!"

You were torn to pieces by a swarm of hungry prongtails.
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Post by: Turgius on October 24, 2014, 10:19:00 pm
You lose a debate with a member of the Sign Of One, and suffer existence failure berk....wait who was I replying to?
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on October 25, 2014, 02:51:28 pm
"Hmm, i wonder if Embercaps would taste good on this pizza..."

You were a victim of not-so-spontaneous combustion.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: the lone shadow wolf on October 27, 2014, 12:39:31 am
played happy wheels for real X_X
as irresponsible dad
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Post by: Turgius on October 27, 2014, 01:36:46 am
You are crushed by a randomly falling Anvil...splat  :D
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Post by: Firelight on October 27, 2014, 04:27:01 am
Crushed by a piano.
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Post by: Pupumpkin on October 27, 2014, 06:18:31 am
^Crushed by a satellite
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Post by: Turgius on October 27, 2014, 08:56:25 am
You opened a prank can of nuts only to discover that instead of spring loaded props it contained living coral snakes.... x_x x_x x_x... and then you were crushed by a falling safe.... :D :D :D
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Post by: Firelight on October 27, 2014, 04:13:21 pm
Rabid werewolf is how you died
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 27, 2014, 04:20:34 pm
"The mountain pass to Fort Avalanche is too boring; let's cut through Blackwood Forest instead!"

You disappeared into the depths of the forest, never to be seen again.  Your screams however linger as a reminder of what lies within.
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Post by: Turgius on October 27, 2014, 07:50:57 pm
Swarmed to death by blighted Cliff Racers.....
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 27, 2014, 08:20:09 pm
"Let's be Vault Hunters!"

You were eaten by Skags.
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Post by: Turgius on October 27, 2014, 08:37:17 pm
Killed by a herd of exploding mutated Brahman...you know the cows from fallout....
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Post by: Blackrose13 on October 28, 2014, 08:30:38 pm
Killed by an unkindness of ravens
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Post by: Turgius on October 29, 2014, 07:52:36 pm
Swarmed to death by a murder of crows...
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Post by: Blinded Wolf on October 30, 2014, 12:04:04 am
You were judged by a parliament of owls. Needless to say they ruled unfavorably.
,___,              ,__,
(O.O)            (O.O)
/)__)             (__(\
-''--''--         --''--''-
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Post by: Firelight on October 30, 2014, 12:26:13 am
Dragged to the pits of hell.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on October 30, 2014, 01:54:01 am
foxy finished you off x_x

graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh :orfox:
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Post by: Pupumpkin on October 30, 2014, 06:01:54 am
You feel... weird.

You check above your head and discover a green diamond, oh sh*t, you're a sim.

What were you going to do? Someone cancelled your action! Wait, no! Don't swim in that pool! Someone removed the ladder!

*You drowned*
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Post by: Turgius on October 30, 2014, 10:22:24 pm
You equipped Moon and Star, but you are not Nerevar x_x...and as part of the package you get to float around in a cave all day until the true incarnate arrives, for you may tell them how you failed and pass along a gift for they may not. It's 1E 1029: you have quite a wait on your ghostly hands or paws....
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 31, 2014, 10:27:46 pm
Smothered under those "Huge Tracts of Land."
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Post by: Turgius on October 31, 2014, 10:41:45 pm
Was fatally pressed when the castle sank into the swamp....That they said I was daft to build.   
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on November 01, 2014, 09:47:33 pm
Got in the line of fire during Tim The Enchanter's   pyrotechnic display.
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Post by: Turgius on November 01, 2014, 10:22:10 pm
Well you didn't die so much as got turned into a newt, however you never got better.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on November 03, 2014, 03:29:50 am
mauled by telephone
and died of cuteness x_x
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Post by: Turgius on November 03, 2014, 08:53:40 am
You took the Job at Freddy's...and dozed off while on duty.  :o :'( x_x
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on November 03, 2014, 07:13:53 pm
Eaten alive by Blancmange-shaped creatures from the planet Skyron in the galaxy of Andromeda.
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Post by: Turgius on November 03, 2014, 10:29:49 pm
You were present at the recitation of the Azgoths of Kria's Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent's "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning." Alas you were among the four fatal victims of that poetic reading by one of the finest specimens of a race known for producing the 2nd worst poetry in the Universe. On the bright side the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off.
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Post by: HazardJackal on November 04, 2014, 03:41:58 am
While at lunch you failed to remember the name of the movie you had watched the night before, and you were stabbed to death by your friend.

(Please tell me that somebody knows what i'm talking about.)
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on November 04, 2014, 08:09:24 pm
You were attacked by Spiney Norman on the way to see Dinsdale.
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Post by: Turgius on November 04, 2014, 10:10:00 pm
You burned up in reentry... x_x x_x
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on November 05, 2014, 03:52:51 am
had a mining drill turned on and drilling through your chest x_x
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Post by: Kodoku on November 05, 2014, 12:24:04 pm
A precision laser cuts you into little cubes... (Much like a certain movie.)
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Post by: Firelight on November 05, 2014, 03:43:31 pm
foxy finished you off x_x

graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh :orfox:

Yea! Killed by my favorite Fnaf character!

Death by Bonnie in the second game. (Has anyone seen the trailer yet?) 
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Post by: HazardJackal on November 06, 2014, 05:50:11 pm
Oh i saw the thing comin outa the sky...

It had a one big horn and a one big eye...

And then when it turned an stared at me...

'Said "looks like a purple people eater to me!"

AND THEN THE CRAZY CANNIBAL PEOPLE ATE YOU ALIVE

(Seriously, you don't want to know what our version of the people eater looks like... or the people that worship it, for that matter.)
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Post by: Turgius on November 06, 2014, 11:07:15 pm
You read the second act of the The King in Yellow...
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on November 07, 2014, 03:38:29 pm
You challenged Kobuk to a Mountain Dew  chugging contest and came in a distant second.
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Post by: Turgius on November 07, 2014, 08:52:41 pm
You ate some fugu...the wrong part of the fugu...
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on November 09, 2014, 12:47:30 am
Tragic marshmallow explosion while making S'mores using commercial-grade microwave oven during a random power surge.
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Post by: Turgius on November 09, 2014, 01:02:31 am
Crushed under a falling vending machine after you decided to give it a good shake....
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Post by: Rainy on November 14, 2014, 10:09:37 am
Your best friend will place a dirtblock on top of you while you are riding a minecart
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Post by: Blinded Wolf on November 14, 2014, 10:16:07 am
You turn around to find a horse of rabid creepers. *boom*
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Post by: Turgius on November 14, 2014, 12:49:40 pm
You are crushed under Cthulhu's feet(?) while he is wondering the cosmos oblivious to your presence...
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Post by: HazardJackal on November 14, 2014, 03:34:51 pm
"I'm going to Whitesands to explore; wish me luck!"

Luck won't protect you from dehydration.
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Post by: Rainy on November 14, 2014, 03:38:01 pm
^ The sun will melt you into a refreshing drink
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on November 17, 2014, 01:20:54 am
zapped with a lazer gun through the head x_x
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Post by: Fantasy on November 17, 2014, 05:02:26 pm
The Tardis falling on them.
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Post by: Rainy on November 17, 2014, 07:22:52 pm
You will become the Doctors companion(and we know how that ends)
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Post by: Turgius on November 18, 2014, 08:59:42 pm
Plant looters will drain away all the moisture, ensuring it never rains again...before continuing on to their next victim world...sounds like a corny 1950's Sci-fi  film....
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on November 21, 2014, 03:00:34 am
fell off a balcony and got skewered on a picket fence  x_x
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Post by: Rainy on November 21, 2014, 06:46:03 am
Protesters from mars wil fence you....with picket fences
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Post by: Turgius on November 22, 2014, 12:45:06 am
You were a casualty of war, you got bayoneted to death by a [insert] conscientious objector...
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Post by: Katra on November 23, 2014, 11:08:00 pm
Failed to see 'Laser Test Range' sign.  *ZAP!*
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Post by: Turgius on November 23, 2014, 11:34:16 pm
You interfered in the affairs of dragons...and went quite well with hot sauce!  :P
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Post by: Amducious on November 24, 2014, 12:35:45 am
 The Lone Wander,Wondered onto the Boomers base and got hit by a artillery shell and the wastland was forever changed (Fallout narrator voice)
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Post by: Turgius on November 24, 2014, 01:19:49 am
You got captured by supper mutants and were taken to the lieutenant who ordered you to be prepared for dipping.... now usually a prime normal retains their entire mental faculty after the 'process' is complete, alas you were not so lucky. Your not exactly dead, but your not exactly the sharpest knife in a drawer of dull knives either... 
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Post by: Amducious on November 24, 2014, 01:51:23 am
I gave you a sandwich and was nice, nothing happened except agent 47 was hired to snipe you a mile away and was successful.
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Post by: HazardJackal on November 24, 2014, 03:00:53 am
You didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.  :D
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Post by: Firelight on November 24, 2014, 04:49:29 am
You got a job at Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria.  x_x
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Post by: HazardJackal on November 24, 2014, 06:10:30 am
You got a job at Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria.  x_x

You were my replacement after i "failed to show up for work" on day five.
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Post by: Rainy on November 24, 2014, 10:13:37 am
You were a Red coat and got beamed to the surface x_x
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Post by: Amducious on November 24, 2014, 10:21:11 am
You became a target of a Apache guardian and got blown to bits by a 25mm anti-tank machine .
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Post by: Turgius on November 24, 2014, 08:07:37 pm
You got transported into another dimension where life plays out like a spaghetti western...and you picked a gun drawl with the man with no name...
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Post by: Rainy on November 26, 2014, 04:40:54 pm
Tried to get away from armed bandits in a mustang before you realized you don't know how to drive a horse.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on November 29, 2014, 02:38:14 am
lizard jesus came back from the dead and chewed your head off  x_x
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Post by: Turgius on November 29, 2014, 07:05:52 pm
Raptor Jesus ate you for calling him a 'lizard'.....
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Post by: HazardJackal on November 29, 2014, 07:48:38 pm
Death by lawn gnomes.
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Post by: Turgius on November 29, 2014, 07:53:02 pm
Not so much death as turned into a lawn Gnome, which they did to you as well...
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Post by: Firelight on December 03, 2014, 09:15:16 pm
Death by Arceus the pokemon god.
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 04, 2014, 07:39:28 pm
Captured in a Poke'ball and thrown into a trash compacter.
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Post by: Turgius on December 04, 2014, 09:44:02 pm
Trampled by a hoard of reindeer  x_x
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on December 05, 2014, 01:37:46 am
frosty went rogue
made himself bigger with snow

and stabbed you continuously with an icicle  x_x x_x
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Post by: Rainy on December 05, 2014, 10:48:46 pm
Tried to go down the chimney like santa, let's just say you're toast. x_x
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Post by: Kodoku on December 06, 2014, 02:59:42 pm
You flew Santa's sleigh! You got so high until you rolled it... Without seat belts. You fell to your death.
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Post by: ChristopherLion on December 06, 2014, 04:34:57 pm
you will die gangnam style
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Post by: charcoal on December 06, 2014, 05:05:01 pm
I give you a job using a oxyesetline torch suprise gas leak and you you blow up the only thing left is a pile of chared bones and ash *lights a cigar with rebal flag Zippo *see ya in heaven
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Post by: Turgius on December 06, 2014, 05:15:44 pm
It's Christmas At Ground Zero...and you were in attendance -Kaboom-  x_x x_x
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Post by: charcoal on December 06, 2014, 05:21:53 pm
I give you a target hat and send you to my uncles house in tenasee  he is a good shot with 308
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on December 09, 2014, 01:43:20 am
goku went super sayan on you  x_x x_x x_x x_x
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Post by: Firelight on December 10, 2014, 04:46:51 am
Death by Golden Freddy hallucination.
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Post by: Turgius on December 10, 2014, 07:25:50 am
Death by robotic killer Futurama Santa, because lets face it...he only likes Zoidberg. 
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 10, 2014, 06:40:56 pm
You died of exhaustion when building The Spire.  Worse still, when the Hero was given three choices, one of which could have saved your life... he chose infinite wealth.
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Post by: Turgius on December 10, 2014, 08:24:07 pm
You mistakenly said "Your Health is Low. Do you have any Potions? Or Food?"  within his earshot and the Hero stuck your head on a pike with those words carved into your skull...x_x
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Post by: charcoal on December 11, 2014, 07:50:08 am
Here is early Christmas gift a  I riged a pipe bomb inside with a sensitive  pressure  plate on the lid
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 11, 2014, 05:25:03 pm
You mistakenly said "Your Health is Low. Do you have any Potions? Or Food?"  within his earshot and the Hero stuck your head on a pike with those words carved into your skull...x_x
(Try getting your combat multiplier ever higher.)

Anyways... you got inbetween me and my plate of nachos... NOBODY STEALS MY NACHOS!!!
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Post by: charcoal on December 11, 2014, 07:41:55 pm
 you get in between me and my Gatorade and I love shotguns and double ot buckshot
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Post by: Turgius on December 11, 2014, 09:17:25 pm
A mysterious masked figure tells you "Hero, there is an important quest card waiting for you at the bottom of a slime pit!"...and you promptly jump in and drown...in the slime x_x
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 11, 2014, 09:34:07 pm
Reaver shot you in the face.

No really, that's all that happened.  It wasn't from really far away.  He wasn't holding the gun sideways.  He wasn't jumping around a corner.  Nothing special about this kill in any way to anyone... except you.
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Post by: Turgius on December 11, 2014, 09:59:07 pm
You got turned into a Balvorine  :) ...and then ran into the hero   :o :'( x_x
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 11, 2014, 10:50:07 pm
Tragic Ovaltine overdose.
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Post by: Turgius on December 12, 2014, 09:09:30 pm
Fatal Tang induced coma....
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Post by: Rainy on December 13, 2014, 03:00:43 pm
You and your grandma got run over by a reindeer.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 13, 2014, 09:33:13 pm
Fatal Nestle's Quik allergic reaction.
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Post by: Turgius on December 13, 2014, 10:04:21 pm
Fatal fruit cake indigestion ...
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Post by: Firelight on December 14, 2014, 01:06:42 am
killed by a rabid raccoon.
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Post by: Rainy on December 14, 2014, 10:35:33 am
Killed by a rabbid fruitcake
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Post by: Turgius on December 14, 2014, 11:02:24 am
Eaten by a Black Pudding  :o :'( x_x
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 14, 2014, 11:51:55 pm
Trampled by the most wonderful reindeer of all, Dunderhead Blitzkrieg!

(Just watched the Inspector Gadget Christmas Special.  There's just no way i could create an awesome name like Dunderhead Blitzkrieg by myself!)
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Post by: Rainy on December 15, 2014, 12:20:17 am
"Everybody do the flop!" *splat*(That was you, doing the flop, from atop a building. x_x)
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 15, 2014, 12:48:30 am
You trip over a mine turtle.  It says hello... and then you get hit by a train.
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Post by: Rainy on December 15, 2014, 12:55:10 pm
HORSE goes crazy again, you are his victim :o x_x
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Post by: Turgius on December 15, 2014, 09:35:54 pm
You got eaten by Sinistar  8)
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Post by: Firelight on December 18, 2014, 12:23:48 am
Died by cuteness overloud by watching Telephone. 
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Post by: Turgius on December 18, 2014, 07:47:06 pm
Was pulverized by a malevolent snow man.  x_x
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Post by: charcoal on December 18, 2014, 09:39:26 pm
Got between  a cat and catnip
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Post by: Turgius on December 18, 2014, 10:43:06 pm
You discovered that all those medieval depictions of unicorns as mean, terrible and ferocious beasts are in fact correct.   
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Post by: charcoal on December 19, 2014, 06:46:45 am
I beat. You to death with a waffle
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Post by: Rainy on December 19, 2014, 10:24:13 pm
Muffin Vs Cupcake food fight.

No one wins, EVER. :( x_x
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on December 20, 2014, 02:23:26 am
was shot with a revolver by a leprechaun :D 
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Post by: charcoal on December 20, 2014, 12:43:10 pm
A random nuke falls on you on while your on the john
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Post by: Turgius on December 20, 2014, 02:33:14 pm
The waffle you bludgeon me to death with becomes sentient with it's first taste of blood (Werewolf/Dragon blood has interesting qualities you know). It slowly gains a evil intelligence, and begins to hunger for more. Eventually transforming into a Waffle vampire horror...which devours you alive...in a rather ridiculous and humorous fashion.
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Post by: Rainy on December 20, 2014, 11:33:41 pm
An unseeing stone emerges, yea that isn't important, what is important is that a pancake dinosaur eats you because the waffle failed to stop him.
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Post by: Amducious on December 21, 2014, 12:09:10 am
Somebody said to slap you but instead I went full force and cut you open,Opps wasn't expecting that to happen.
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Post by: Turgius on December 21, 2014, 10:14:11 am
Tragically smothered alive by a holiday themed cotton candy monster...for shame....
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Post by: Amducious on December 21, 2014, 12:55:52 pm
Michael Jackson moon walked on your face with spiked shoes let's just say it didn't end well.
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Post by: Aryd on December 21, 2014, 07:08:04 pm
Sucked into the vacuum of SPPAAAAACE!
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Post by: charcoal on December 23, 2014, 09:01:45 pm
I lock you in a quite all white room and you go insane and I let you out and give you gun and you shoot yourself
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Post by: Rainy on December 26, 2014, 11:19:16 pm
Spiders, Giant Snake Spiders!
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Post by: Turgius on December 27, 2014, 08:39:45 am
Cuteness overload, due to stampede of puppys...thousands of puppys... :)
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Post by: charcoal on December 27, 2014, 10:48:25 am
I let you. Play with a lighter next to gas station
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Post by: Turgius on December 27, 2014, 10:54:49 am
During the resulting explosion you come to learn that the fuel tanks expand underground...too were you are standing in the distance.... :o :D x_x
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 27, 2014, 06:50:28 pm
I channel all of my frustration into a blast of rage that destroys me and anything within a twenty foot radius around me.  Since you were about to give me a friendly handshake, i think it goes without saying that you were within said blast radius.
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Post by: Turgius on December 27, 2014, 07:25:28 pm
Crushed by a randomly falling pile of books!
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Post by: Kobuk on December 27, 2014, 08:49:15 pm
Stomped to death by Godzilla.
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Post by: Firelight on December 28, 2014, 01:12:16 am
Foxy plundered your booty XD
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Post by: Rainy on December 28, 2014, 06:42:43 am
Creepers tried to hug you  :'( x_x
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Post by: Turgius on December 28, 2014, 08:11:47 am
You take a look into Narcissist's Pool.
You cant stop looking; enthralled are you.
As the days and months pass,
Sustenance denied,
you wither away,
Until, in nothing do you reside.
 
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 28, 2014, 02:58:08 pm
Ran into a book case in the reference section of the public library and was crushed by several sets of falling  Encyclopedia.
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Post by: Rainy on December 28, 2014, 04:06:47 pm
Accidentally launched a rocket in a room full of rockets...BOOM
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Post by: Turgius on December 28, 2014, 04:36:18 pm
Eaten alive by a Parliament of man eating books written on the subject of owls.
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Post by: charcoal on December 29, 2014, 09:57:32 am
Attacked by the moth man
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Post by: Turgius on December 29, 2014, 10:10:54 am
Mind collapses after being forced to watch a week long marathon of Michal Bay films...
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Post by: charcoal on December 29, 2014, 10:31:25 am
While you were running you ran out library and run into a book shelf and the book shelf falls on you killing you slowly and painfully as possible
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Post by: Rainy on December 29, 2014, 10:43:30 am
A physics book falls from the sky just to land on you and squash you.
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Post by: Turgius on December 29, 2014, 11:42:27 am
You read a book which hypothesizes that you the reader does not exist, it's quite convincing and you find yourself fading from existence in a cloud of too much existential thought.
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Post by: HazardJackal on December 29, 2014, 06:39:29 pm
You were running through the library and the librarian took notice.  She pulled out a megaphone and started yelling at you, her voice so powerful that books began falling off the shelves and landing on you, crushing you to death.

Don't mess with librarians.
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Post by: Turgius on December 29, 2014, 06:52:19 pm
You got crushed by a book golem.
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Post by: Kobuk on December 30, 2014, 08:11:08 pm
Dead because the pen is mightier than the sword. ;)
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Post by: Turgius on December 30, 2014, 08:51:33 pm
Dead, due to mountain dew withdrawal after a world wide shortage due to U.S ban of Brominatated Vegetable Oil, and no easily obtained replacement within the U.S market. On the bright side Jolt Cola is back with all the sugar and twice the caffeine.   8)

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Post by: Kobuk on December 30, 2014, 09:13:28 pm
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On the bright side Jolt Cola is back with all the sugar and twice the caffeine.

Banned for suggesting that I would even touch, much less, drink that crappy beverage.  :goldpissed:
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Post by: charcoal on December 31, 2014, 08:54:14 am
Died due to heatstroke while in fursuit
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Post by: Turgius on December 31, 2014, 12:26:36 pm
Run over by a seller of propane and propane accessories, I tell you what...
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Post by: Firelight on January 01, 2015, 01:24:40 am
You didn't check Pirates cove.
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Post by: HazardJackal on January 02, 2015, 03:44:43 am
You didn't check Pirates cove.

You ran out of power...

...but He-Man won't.  :D
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Post by: charcoal on January 02, 2015, 06:51:03 am
You didn't wind up the music box
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Post by: Rainy on January 02, 2015, 12:32:26 pm
The self destruct button said gullible, you didn't fall for it but somone next to you did and pressed it.
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Post by: Turgius on January 02, 2015, 04:33:49 pm
Of natural causes at the age of 103  :)
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Post by: Firelight on January 06, 2015, 12:11:24 am
Running into a bookcase that falls over on you.
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Post by: Amducious on January 06, 2015, 12:39:31 am
Getting your head hacked off with my Vietnam Tomahawk. (It's very sharp so it would most likely be almost painless dont worry I don't do that  :P)
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Post by: Turgius on January 06, 2015, 08:39:16 am
Heroically, In the midst of your foes.  8)
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Post by: Amducious on January 06, 2015, 11:55:44 am
Eh that wouldn't be to bad.
Get punched by the exo suit from Advanced Warfare.(It's hilarious you send people flying for the melee attack)
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Post by: Kodoku on January 06, 2015, 02:14:08 pm
You eat a mini nuke disguised as a marshmallow.
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Post by: Amducious on January 06, 2015, 03:13:49 pm
Unfortunately you were nearby and were killed from the blast.
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Post by: Kobuk on January 06, 2015, 08:37:20 pm
You eat a mini nuke disguised as a marshmallow.

I'll bet that gives "heartburn" new meaning.  :D
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Post by: Turgius on January 06, 2015, 08:56:42 pm
Due to heart burn...because irony...
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Post by: charcoal on January 10, 2015, 08:27:54 am
You climb up forty ft on building I'm working on and you forgot your safety harness the wind picks up and fall and get impaled by a piece of rebar
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Post by: Rainy on January 10, 2015, 07:03:31 pm
the building then collapsed on you.
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Post by: HazardJackal on January 13, 2015, 06:16:40 pm
I push you off a cliff, for no reason other than it could be done. :)
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Post by: Mu Rho Ni on January 14, 2015, 01:20:19 am
I can't go into detail but i can tell you that it involves a yoyo, a pack of bubble gum and an infinite loop recording of anaconda
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Post by: charcoal on January 14, 2015, 09:17:48 pm
You axadently drank drink bleech and you get to the hospital to late
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Post by: Turgius on January 15, 2015, 08:13:21 pm
You found your self a lowly dwarf in Dwarf fortress, and just happened upon the supper fun stuff... :D :D x_x x_x
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Post by: Feline Frenzy on January 17, 2015, 08:01:21 pm
Zhubatman finds you and kills you swiftly.
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Post by: Turgius on January 18, 2015, 02:32:23 pm
You role a Bard in the next The Gamers film.
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on January 19, 2015, 05:05:20 am
failed at completing jigsaws puzzle traps X_X

you died a gory painful agonizing death x_x x_x x_x
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Post by: Timberwuff on January 21, 2015, 12:44:02 am
Choke to death on a literal jigsaw puzzle piece.
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Post by: Turgius on January 22, 2015, 08:04:50 pm
lead and arsenic poisoning from a cheaply made Chinese jigsaw puzzle piece...
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Post by: Amducious on January 22, 2015, 09:18:12 pm
You became a splatter on the wall after being shot by a ATLAS 20mm shoulder-mounted sniper rifle(Advanced Warfare)
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Post by: Turgius on January 22, 2015, 09:51:43 pm
You crossed into another universe where the world and the events within appear almost exact to a multilayer game of GoldenEye 007  using the Facility map. Unfortunately you spawn in the air vent...  ;) :D x_x 8)
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Post by: charcoal on January 23, 2015, 08:07:35 am
I threw my social studies  books  out the window and your below  causing  internal hemerigeing
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Post by: Firelight on January 24, 2015, 02:45:34 am
Died by a penny being dropped from the top of the empire state building. 
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Post by: Timberwuff on January 24, 2015, 11:01:01 pm
Loss of blood from a severe paper-cut from a $100 bill you tried to snatch too fast.
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Post by: HazardJackal on January 25, 2015, 12:08:00 am
Attacked by angry echinoderms.
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Post by: Turgius on January 25, 2015, 12:31:40 am
You failed to achieve CHIM and zero summed....
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Post by: HazardJackal on January 25, 2015, 11:28:07 pm
You angered a big daddy.
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Post by: ColonelMustang on January 26, 2015, 01:49:33 am
Little Sister decides to harvest Adam from you for Mr.B.
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Post by: HazardJackal on January 26, 2015, 02:04:11 am
Kid Boy.

Yep, you died at the (laser-shooting) hands of Kid Boy.
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Post by: Turgius on January 26, 2015, 07:48:20 pm
You got between a Nazgûl and his prey  x_x
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Post by: HazardJackal on January 26, 2015, 08:08:56 pm
You died a brutal death at the hands of Kazek Jharo, the senselessly violent leader of the Scarlet Fang Gang.
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Post by: Amducious on January 26, 2015, 08:12:26 pm
Disinbowled by a strike from a BudK USMC M48 Tactical Tomahawk.
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Post by: HazardJackal on January 26, 2015, 08:20:48 pm
Ghar Stillhet uses his hatchet against you.
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Post by: Amducious on January 26, 2015, 08:57:07 pm
Torn to shreds by the A-10 Warthog's 30mm gatling gun.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on January 27, 2015, 12:59:15 am
You die because... why are we killing eachother again?  Who threw the first punch to start the domino effect of people revenge-killing eachother over and over and over...  These are obviously senseless acts of violence...

It's sad thing, really... *Sniffle*

I don't want to do this to you, but i guess i just have to fall in line and fit in with "the norm".  I mean seriously people, can't we find better things to do?  Read a good book... learn a new language... but no, we just stomp on in here and tear eachother apart for our amusement.

Speaking of amusement... if i HAVE to kill you...

You die of exhaustion after i sentenced you to... DANCING FOR MY AMUSEMENT!!  BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Don't take me seriously.  No really, don't.  You've been warned...)
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Post by: Amducious on January 27, 2015, 01:30:31 am
Hannibal Lecter had a great dinner, you were invited and you accepted the invitation, unfortunately you were skinned and turned into a coat. :P
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Post by: Rainy on January 27, 2015, 02:46:00 pm
Died fighting in a glorious battle!!....Ran over by a wild deer from behind....
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Post by: HazardJackal on January 27, 2015, 05:41:01 pm
You were driving along when a storm of angry jellyfish attacked your car.  They blocked out the windshield, and you swerved and crashed through a fruit stand.  Unfortunately said fruit stand was stocked with pineapple grenades.
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Post by: Turgius on January 27, 2015, 10:59:20 pm
You brought a pipe too a Mech fight and got stomped on by a Atlas...
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Post by: HazardJackal on January 27, 2015, 11:12:16 pm
Oh really now?  Let's see how you deal with a full-on attack from a Mad Cat!
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Post by: Turgius on January 28, 2015, 07:39:17 am
Your Timber Wolf (I likes Clan names, deal with it!) got KO'ed by a Fire Moth through DEATH FROM ABOVE! How embarrassing!
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Post by: Firelight on January 29, 2015, 03:59:02 am
The new Animatronic from fnaf3
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 31, 2015, 12:08:28 pm
Fatal allergic reaction to marshmallow peeps.
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Post by: Turgius on January 31, 2015, 04:26:07 pm
Fatal reaction to the new oil based cadbury egg filling   :P :o x_x
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Post by: Timberwuff on February 03, 2015, 02:10:15 pm
Complications of the heart from being struck by lightning. (:
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Post by: Amducious on February 04, 2015, 11:57:25 pm
Vaporized and by a XS1 Vulcan from Advanced Warfare and if that doesn't work I radioed in a A-10 to drop cluster bombs on you
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Post by: HazardJackal on February 04, 2015, 11:59:42 pm
You die.  Who needs a reason?
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Post by: Amducious on February 05, 2015, 01:33:54 am
Hit by a barrage of a 4,500 frozen potatoes.
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Post by: Kobuk on February 05, 2015, 08:45:38 pm
^ Death by 10 alarm blazing hot chili. You literally "melted" to death.  x_x
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Post by: Turgius on February 05, 2015, 09:20:36 pm
Death by a thousand paper cuts while attempting to figure out your itemized deductions. 
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Post by: Amducious on February 05, 2015, 09:58:27 pm
Called in my palindan and rained down 105mm and laser guided missiles on you.
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Post by: Wildhead_the_fox on February 05, 2015, 10:13:11 pm
IMAFIRINMAHLAZERRRRRRRRRRRRR
8<(|||}========================================================={#boom#}
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Post by: Kobuk on February 05, 2015, 10:32:55 pm
^ Unfortuneately, the laser bounced off a highly reflective surface and hit you back. Ricochet is a killer.  :P  :D
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Post by: Wildhead_the_fox on February 05, 2015, 10:46:21 pm
Alright then, how about a sword duel- to the death :goldlaugh:
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Post by: Amducious on February 06, 2015, 12:21:23 am
While you were battling Kobuk I used a 25mm anti-tank rifle to blow your head off from 4 miles away setting a new confirmed long distance kill record.(I forgot, I 360 no scoped it )
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Post by: Wildhead_the_fox on February 06, 2015, 12:29:59 am
Too bad you hit kobuk in the head, missing mine completely, and giving me time to duck and roll to the nearest cover in the resulting dust cloud, escaping with no more than singed fur! 8)
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Post by: Amducious on February 06, 2015, 12:41:17 am
-Hears B-52 overhead- Pilot "Dropping payload." Unfortunately you get carpet bombed with incendiary bombs at max payload.(10,000lbs no joke)
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Post by: Wildhead_the_fox on February 06, 2015, 12:52:38 am
Tis but a scratch as I rolled into a bomb-proof bunker where the entire US nuclear missile arsenal launch codes are stored,(hot wires, targeting a 8 mile radius around this location) launching all nuclear warheads to target :goldbloody: "he he he, aufwietasien wenig schmerz!"(good bye, little pain)
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Post by: Amducious on February 06, 2015, 12:56:26 am
 unfortnently there is bunker busting technology 1 bunker bomb destroyed you and your plans
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Post by: Wildhead_the_fox on February 06, 2015, 01:00:39 am
Oop, wrong bunker! :goldbloody: better luck next time, I hope you can run 5 miles in 1 minute, or its vaporization of you, your circling bomber and the terrain. :)
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Post by: Amducious on February 06, 2015, 01:06:42 am
Teleported to the to the Capitol wasteland (Fallout 3), You had fun exploring until you came upon the Enclave, let's just say your the pile of ash over there.
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Post by: Wildhead_the_fox on February 06, 2015, 01:12:24 am
Very well, we'll call it a draw!
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Post by: Amducious on February 06, 2015, 01:20:43 am
Ok, one more thing you were brought back to life by me and we traveled the wasteland exploring and having fun there, happy ending.
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Post by: Wildhead_the_fox on February 06, 2015, 01:42:07 am
Yayyyyyy(lulz) :D
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Post by: Rainy on February 06, 2015, 11:44:55 am
Words can hurt, drowned in your own loling
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Post by: Wildhead_the_fox on February 06, 2015, 02:51:58 pm
Ooh, good one!
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Post by: Turgius on February 07, 2015, 01:27:05 am
A WILD CHUCK NORRIS APPEARS....! :o 8) :D x_x
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Post by: Amducious on February 07, 2015, 03:07:29 am
Went camping,unfortunately Hannibal Lecter got cold and made a coat.(you were the coat.)
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Post by: Turgius on February 07, 2015, 09:40:44 am
You went to a Donner party. When you inquired about the main course; It turned out to be YOU!.... :( :'( x_x
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Post by: Firelight on February 08, 2015, 07:02:23 pm
Burned to a crisp by a charizard.
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Post by: Turgius on February 08, 2015, 07:05:35 pm
Gyarados used hyper beam, it's super effective!
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on February 08, 2015, 08:32:36 pm
Accidentally fell into and drowned in a silo full of assorted jelly beans during a guided tour of the Jelly Belly factory.
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Post by: Wildhead_the_fox on February 08, 2015, 08:43:55 pm
What a tasty way to die! :D
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Post by: Timberwuff on February 08, 2015, 11:08:39 pm
Bitten by a rabid feral fox. x_x
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Post by: Turgius on February 08, 2015, 11:51:01 pm
Stroke from watching too much flashy anime  :o
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Post by: HazardJackal on February 15, 2015, 03:48:33 pm
I have mosquito reflexes and neck protection-SHWAAAH!!

You had no chance.
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Post by: Turgius on February 15, 2015, 11:25:17 pm
The call knew were you lived, alas you weren't the one being called... x_x
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Post by: Wildhead_the_fox on February 15, 2015, 11:34:21 pm
Death by bookshelves collapsing in skull.
Onlookers comment, "So knowledge CAN kill!"
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Post by: Timberwuff on February 15, 2015, 11:36:29 pm
Murdered by a crowd for such a (wonderfully) bad pun.
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Post by: Wildhead_the_fox on February 15, 2015, 11:38:56 pm
Wins at poker to Clint Eastwood, shot thrice in the stomach once in the chest. :(
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Post by: Timberwuff on February 15, 2015, 11:59:39 pm
What?! I don't even get those ridiculous werewolf super powers like regenerating instantly from bullet wounds?
To be honest, those kind of super powers annoy me when I watch/read werewolf movies/books. I'd want a book to acknowledge that simply being such a beautiful creature is a super power.

So you. You die from dysentery on the Oregon trail.
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Post by: Wildhead_the_fox on February 16, 2015, 12:06:41 am
It's hunting season and you're caught in the cross fire!
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Post by: Turgius on February 16, 2015, 10:28:20 am
Drowned wile trying to ford the Snake river...
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Post by: HazardJackal on March 02, 2015, 07:38:32 pm
MEGALASER!!!
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Post by: Turgius on March 02, 2015, 08:21:15 pm
Fell down a well...
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Post by: HazardJackal on March 02, 2015, 08:23:47 pm
Crushed by a flying bookcase.  Not a falling bookcase, a rocket-propelled FLYING bookcase.  Take that!
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Post by: Turgius on March 02, 2015, 08:41:56 pm
The cosmic lords erase the entry containing you from the book of existence...
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Post by: Timberwuff on March 02, 2015, 10:52:52 pm
The cosmic lords erase the entry containing you from the book of existence...
You mean the D'ni don't you. (:

You were written in an age that initially supported life, but is now falling apart. You fall into a never-ending abyss of stars and space, only to land next to a decrepit book titled MYST.
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Post by: Turgius on March 02, 2015, 11:17:36 pm
The cosmic lords erase the entry containing you from the book of existence...
You mean the D'ni don't you. (:

You were written in an age that initially supported life, but is now falling apart. You fall into a never-ending abyss of stars and space, only to land next to a decrepit book titled MYST.

I was actually thinking of the Wizardry series...

You were one of the unfortunate adventurers to encounter Werdna when he awoke as a villain protagonist....
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on March 03, 2015, 12:05:53 am
You failed to consume the USDA minimum recommended daily allowance of Vitamin Derp.
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Post by: Turgius on March 03, 2015, 07:52:16 am
Your credit ran out with ACME corp, and they sent their goons to repossess.
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Post by: ChristopherLion on May 17, 2015, 12:10:13 pm
Trapped between a rock and a hard place
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Post by: Firelight on May 18, 2015, 02:15:12 am
Hit by Queen Chrysalis's beam.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on May 24, 2015, 05:14:47 pm
Acute allergic reaction to Peeps.
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Post by: Doc on May 27, 2015, 07:20:35 pm
^ Commander Shepard tells Joker to shoot you with the Normandy's THANIX cannons.
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Post by: Firelight on May 28, 2015, 10:04:46 pm
Death by heatstroke in a fursuit.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on May 30, 2015, 08:15:54 am
Smothered in an epic furpile at your first con while trying out a cute fursuit.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 04, 2015, 02:29:12 pm
You interrupted me while i was listening to music.

I HAVE NO ROOM FOR APOLOGIES.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on June 06, 2015, 11:43:55 pm
Roasted in a touch-and-go "checkmark" by an SR-71 while sunbathing on the runway.
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Post by: Amducious on June 07, 2015, 10:21:36 am
You got your face split with a Special Forces shovel, ouch.
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Post by: Kaiden on June 07, 2015, 11:02:00 am
^Dies from a wolf fang fist barrage.
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Post by: Kobuk on June 07, 2015, 07:59:49 pm

^
Kobuk Husky had an axe.
He gave Kaiden 40 whacks.
And then when he was done,
He made the killing blow by giving No. 41.

 :D  :goldbloody:
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 14, 2015, 05:05:36 pm
Somebody replaced your Dew with... DUN DUN DUUUUN...

GENERIC GREEN ENERGY DRINK
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Post by: Kaiden on June 15, 2015, 08:05:59 am
You succumbed to the horrors, trials and tribulations of the capital wasteland, not even the carrion eaters are interested in your irradiated corpse. Your death from the radiation poisoning was slow and painful.
Your vault will surely die.
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Post by: Amducious on June 15, 2015, 09:22:59 am
You got a Vietnam Tomahawk(also I finally got my USMC M48 Tomahawk :)) spike to the face, ouch!
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Post by: Kaiden on June 16, 2015, 02:51:41 am
^Dies from a myocardial infarction at a furry theme park.

:O
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Post by: Amducious on June 16, 2015, 05:08:36 pm
^You got Spartan kicked into a hole full of spikes
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 18, 2015, 12:52:04 am
Chainsaw through the heart, and you're to blame.  8)
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Post by: Amducious on June 18, 2015, 02:48:57 am
*throws my trusty M48 Tomahawk(which by the way are great for throwing) a couple seconds before, without you noticing*  it bounces around for a while, then finally ricochets from the wall behind you, then the spike end finds it mark in the back of your head, ouch headshot from across the map!(creative kill :))
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on June 21, 2015, 11:09:56 pm
Snorted a whole jar of Marshmallow Fluff on a dare. Setting a new world record btw.
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Post by: Timberwuff on June 22, 2015, 12:31:50 am
Riding a rocket into space, to create a colony of coyote anthros on Mars! But you die of excitement on liftoff. :(
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Post by: the lone shadow wolf on July 06, 2015, 04:37:45 pm
impaled with a super cold Popsicle and your heart froze
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Post by: Amducious on July 06, 2015, 04:57:33 pm
You got ran over by a M4 Sherman *CRUNCH*
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on July 06, 2015, 10:07:02 pm
Exploded as a consequence of winning the annual Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest.
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Post by: Timberwuff on July 07, 2015, 05:14:56 pm
"Natural Causes" as your taken to a wildlife sanctuary when you're mistaken for a wild coyote.
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Post by: Amducious on July 07, 2015, 07:56:30 pm
You were at the Grand Canyon, you slipped and fell 4,000 feet.
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Post by: charcoal on July 19, 2015, 08:35:46 pm
I dropped my air conditioning system out the window and you got crushed
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Post by: Amducious on July 20, 2015, 02:26:34 am
I set the world record for the longest distance a spear was thrown 190 meters. Unfortunately you were in the way, you got skewered right in the gut.
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Post by: Turgius on September 10, 2015, 07:39:51 pm
You rolled a 1d20 ( 1 ) = 1 while crossing a empty street in broad daylight.
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Post by: Amducious on September 10, 2015, 07:55:33 pm
You got teleported to Stalingrad during WW2 and got sniped by famous Russian sniper Vasily Zaystev.
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Post by: Turgius on September 10, 2015, 08:18:07 pm
Bacon overload! Was a tragedy I tell you....
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Post by: Amducious on September 10, 2015, 08:22:18 pm
What you thought was salt was actually Ricin in your food.
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Post by: Turgius on September 10, 2015, 08:32:28 pm
You giggled at the silly looking thing with the plunger...then it responded: "EXTERMINATE!" 
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Post by: Amducious on September 10, 2015, 08:42:38 pm
Stepped on a landmine *BOOM*
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Post by: Turgius on September 10, 2015, 08:59:14 pm
Was crushed by a falling Tarrasque after ticking off the DM....
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Firelight on September 17, 2015, 04:25:16 am
You lost power and Freddy got you.
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Post by: Bronx on September 17, 2015, 11:07:18 pm
Accidentally poked your eye out with that hook.

Be more careful next time!
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Post by: Turgius on September 18, 2015, 01:59:53 am
You interfered in the affairs of Sea Dragons and they decided you were tasty and went well with tarter sauce.
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 19, 2015, 09:28:23 pm
You offended an internet-based subculture.

You are crushed under a mass of hate comments.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Turgius on September 20, 2015, 10:53:12 am
you got caught in the cross fire of a internet mudslinging competition
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 26, 2015, 09:06:16 am
Accidentally consumed an entire 7-lb tin of Hershey's Chocolate Fudge Topping and OD'd on the theobromines. Whatta way to go.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on September 29, 2015, 02:27:23 am
I give you a face hugger from alien you sir are done
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Rainy on October 03, 2015, 07:55:56 am
The alien itself hunts you down
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 05, 2015, 02:33:39 pm
I banish you to the Shadow Realm!  :D
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 07, 2015, 11:08:05 pm
You take refuge in a 747 jet intake moments before start-up.
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Post by: Annie1456 on October 07, 2015, 11:13:23 pm
DEATH BY PLUSHIES!!!! :D
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 07, 2015, 11:17:58 pm
Singing Daniel The Cocker Spaniel  in a submarine silent running during a depth charge attack.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on October 12, 2015, 04:06:41 am
You take refuge in a 747 jet intake moments before start-up.
I would do that, wouldn't i...
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Post by: HazardJackal on October 15, 2015, 04:42:21 pm
You lost while motorcycle jousting.

 x_x

I just caused my own death, didn't i?
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Post by: charcoal on October 17, 2015, 10:27:04 am
yup but i shot you with a crossbow before you crashed
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Rainy on October 23, 2015, 07:23:20 pm
Flaying motorcycle parts on fire happen to land on you after the joust
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Post by: Firelight on December 20, 2015, 04:01:30 pm
You were kidnaped by Krampus for being a bad furry.
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Post by: Akanio on February 03, 2016, 06:14:16 pm
A spider tearing you in half and stuffing you with confetti.
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Post by: Ancusmitis on February 26, 2016, 10:21:25 pm
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Post by: HazardJackal on February 28, 2016, 05:47:20 pm
You RPed too hard and actually died when your character did.
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Post by: Annie1456 on February 28, 2016, 08:07:23 pm
Died from eating a death muffin.
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Post by: Laila on February 29, 2016, 02:46:57 am
Drowned in tha "______"

(Removed due to it not being PG or G. This is a family forum. )
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on March 01, 2016, 06:14:31 pm
Nuclear Whales.

 8)

And to think all you fools had thought i had forgotten about my most powerful weapon!  BWAHAHAHAAHH!!!!!!

(And now i have to wait a few more years or people will remember it and call me out on using it multiple times...)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Kain (Asher) Eralf on March 01, 2016, 11:11:59 pm
Your internal organs will cease to remain... internal.  :o
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Post by: Keayrin on March 01, 2016, 11:30:20 pm
you dress up in a cartoon animal suit and an angry mob stabs you with a refrigerator.
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Post by: Annie1456 on March 02, 2016, 12:18:43 am
Death by zombie fruitcakes  :D
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Post by: HazardJackal on March 02, 2016, 12:33:58 am
You were ended rightly by a crazed pommel-throwing knight.
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Post by: Kobuk on March 02, 2016, 01:16:17 pm
^ Died when the knight you ate was booby trapped with poison.
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Post by: Annie1456 on March 03, 2016, 12:05:01 am
Died from a Mountain Dew overdose.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on March 03, 2016, 12:40:16 am
^ Died when the knight you ate was booby trapped with poison.

Knights who poison themselves in order to kill the things that eat them.

AND THEY SAY DRAGONS ARE SCARY!

You die from heavy metal overdose.  (Turns out that cadmium sandwich was a bad idea after all.)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Firelight on March 03, 2016, 03:54:08 am
Died when your mountain of a treasure fell on you.
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Post by: Kain (Asher) Eralf on March 03, 2016, 11:04:58 pm
Died when Freddy found you.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Kobuk on March 03, 2016, 11:10:37 pm
Killed by the Italian mob for refusing to make a deal.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Keayrin on March 04, 2016, 04:53:22 am
someone will poison his dew
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Wildhead_the_fox on March 06, 2016, 02:44:14 pm
heart attack from raving too hard.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Keayrin on March 06, 2016, 07:15:44 pm
heart attack from not raving enough
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on March 09, 2016, 12:52:10 am
Inhaled marshmallow while finishing a hot cocoa.
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Post by: Wildhead_the_fox on March 10, 2016, 06:55:25 pm
Stuck in orbit around the moon.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Kain (Asher) Eralf on March 12, 2016, 01:27:05 am
Death by the new "Lose 200 pounds in .5 seconds! fad.
Commonly known as an explosion...
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Taivana on March 13, 2016, 10:53:14 am
Death from messing with explosives.
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Post by: Akanio on March 18, 2016, 07:37:20 pm
Taivana went out for a hike and fell down into a pit full of spikes :D
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Post by: Ancusmitis on March 18, 2016, 09:07:55 pm
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Post by: Kobuk on March 18, 2016, 10:57:14 pm
^ Death by Replicators from the Stargate SG-1 universe.

(http://www.gateworld.net/wiki/images/thumb/b/bd/Replicators.jpg/300px-Replicators.jpg)
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Post by: Helios_phi on March 31, 2016, 06:07:30 am
^ Tied up and covered in jam, being eaten alive by red ants.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Keayrin on April 04, 2016, 06:22:30 am
died from having 0r0ch1s chest markings

(diss is 0r0ch1)

http://img03.deviantart.net/30a4/i/2006/019/8/0/in_case_you_didn__t_know_by_0r0ch1.jpg
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Ancusmitis on April 04, 2016, 08:48:04 pm
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Post by: viper213 on April 04, 2016, 08:59:30 pm
Died driving his bugatti with all of your things in tow (tv fridge ect) out the back of a cargo plane while launching fireworks finally smashing into the ocean where your car explodes in such a way that would make Michael bay cry (hows dat for a death)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on April 05, 2016, 02:43:36 am
Tito4re incinerates you with the mighty powers of molten copper.

For those who don't know Tito4re... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN52p65lgzw)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Kobuk on April 05, 2016, 03:37:00 pm
^ Killed by one of Anubis's Kull Warriors from the Stargate sci-fi universe. They are completely unstoppable and impervious to all known weapons.  :o

(http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/stargate/images/0/02/Evolution_part_1_%28Stargate_SG-1%29.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20071229115909)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Ancusmitis on April 05, 2016, 04:01:30 pm
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Post by: Keayrin on April 06, 2016, 12:00:43 pm
wraith sucked out of him by life
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Ancusmitis on April 06, 2016, 12:14:44 pm
Bass sucked out of him by...guitar
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Keayrin on April 06, 2016, 12:27:39 pm
you are killed by your own name
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Post by: Ancusmitis on April 06, 2016, 02:43:46 pm
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Post by: HazardJackal on April 06, 2016, 04:27:58 pm
You played one too many games of Musical Landmines.  (Don't ask me how that game works, i couldn't tell you if i tried.)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Rocco on April 18, 2016, 11:15:15 am
HazardJackal went out for a stroll one day. A rather pleasant stroll in the country, but it was odd how all the animals were dead. Literally all of them Oh well, he thought, must just be a body dumping ground. But soon after, his heart started beating faster, he was sweating uncontrollably, and his muscles started twitching. He fell to the ground,  having convulsions and seizures, with no control over his own body. He died mere minutes after entering the area with dead animals. Little did he know, but the military was testing a nerve agent, but the wind picked up right after the release of the gas. Cause of death, classified.
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Post by: Ancusmitis on April 18, 2016, 05:05:05 pm
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Post by: Rocco on April 18, 2016, 06:40:16 pm
Yeah, they said that about Boba too.

Revenge killing
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Post by: Ancusmitis on April 18, 2016, 07:21:45 pm
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Post by: Kobuk on April 18, 2016, 11:58:23 pm
^ Death by a Prior because you rejected the teachings from The Book of Origin.

(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/stargate/images/b/b3/Administrator_Prior.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080905141407)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Ancusmitis on April 19, 2016, 12:43:10 am
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Post by: Furenzied on April 20, 2016, 07:58:52 pm
RKD...we had to be sure...

(Random Kill Death)
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Post by: some_random_wusky on April 20, 2016, 11:38:47 pm
dies from breathing
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Post by: Rocco on April 21, 2016, 01:18:37 am
Sarin gas.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: HazardJackal on April 21, 2016, 03:03:37 am
(http://www.markclarkson.com/BattleBots/pix/mauler2000.jpg)
SURPRISE ATTACK BY MAULER

(Don't ask me how something this loud could sneak up on ANYTHING.)

HazardJackal went out for a stroll one day. A rather pleasant stroll in the country, but it was odd how all the animals were dead. Literally all of them Oh well, he thought, must just be a body dumping ground. But soon after, his heart started beating faster, he was sweating uncontrollably, and his muscles started twitching. He fell to the ground,  having convulsions and seizures, with no control over his own body. He died mere minutes after entering the area with dead animals. Little did he know, but the military was testing a nerve agent, but the wind picked up right after the release of the gas. Cause of death, classified.
(I WOULD think that, wouldn't i?)
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Post by: some_random_wusky on April 21, 2016, 02:03:39 pm
youre walking through the arizona desert. you see a small bird perched on the limb of a large saguaro cactus. you think to yourself: "hey, ill shoot it!" so you casually take a shotgun out of you back pocket and take careful aim. unfortunately, you werent careful enough. you shoot the base of the cactus. it topples over and falls on you. you die minutes later from blood loss.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Kobuk on April 21, 2016, 09:09:34 pm
^ You dare refuse to believe in Origin? Those who refuse to believe in the teachings of Origin and accept the Ori as their true Gods must perish!

Ori soldiers, you may fire on this unbeliever! Kill him!

HALLOWED ARE THE ORI!

(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/stargatereturnoftheancients/images/f/fc/Ori_soldiers.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100901235333)
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Post by: some_random_wusky on April 21, 2016, 10:10:37 pm
death by me not knowing what the heck ur talking about
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Kobuk on April 21, 2016, 10:22:28 pm
^ Killed by a Lucian Alliance bounty hunter who placed a $100,000,000 bounty on your head.

(http://www.gateworld.net/gallery/albums/sg1_season10/1015-Bounty/screencaps/normal_sg1_1015_1200.JPG)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: some_random_wusky on April 21, 2016, 10:52:30 pm
dies because i still dont understanding
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Furenzied on April 22, 2016, 11:41:47 pm
Dies because you enjoy eating jellied toast in the bath
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: BlueEyedSergal on April 23, 2016, 01:56:16 am
You will die by stepping on a lego, falling over the coffee table, and have a shard of glass puncture your spinal cord, paralyzing you from the shoulders down. You'll be completely incapable of moving or making a sound. Forced to lay in silent agony you'll succumb to starvation and dehydration, alone, with nobody to hold your hand and no way to show any physical desire to live on, and pass from this life in protestant silence with no idea if anyone will ever even bother to figure out where you went, and if they do find your corpse, whether they'll even be able to recognize it. Sleep tight kiddies! 3:)
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Post by: Rocco on April 23, 2016, 02:06:50 am
One .50 Cal API round center mass at 1.683 miles.
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Post by: some_random_wusky on April 23, 2016, 07:36:02 am
youre standing on the roof of a tall building. you look across the streetand you see another building. you think to your self, i can make that jump.  you take a running start, you trip on the edge of the roof and go 0 ft 0 inches, but you do go 46 ft 9 in straight down
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Post by: Kobuk on April 23, 2016, 01:33:47 pm
^ Killed assasination style from me hiding across the street on a high rooftop looking through a sniper scope on a high powered rifle with silencer.

You never knew what hit you or where it was coming from. Hehehe.  :D
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Post by: some_random_wusky on April 23, 2016, 10:42:35 pm
you watched me on vine and died from an aneurysm
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Ancusmitis on April 24, 2016, 04:12:13 pm
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Post by: Kobuk on April 24, 2016, 04:37:11 pm
"Commander, fire all your ICBM's at those furries........including that Ancusmitis. We shall ensure that the human species is the dominant species on this planet. Not those furries!"

(http://images2.static-bluray.com/reviews/6568_1.jpg)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: some_random_wusky on April 24, 2016, 05:29:29 pm
you died in an explosion at a skittles factory. you died a tragic death, but your corpse was the most colorful i had ever seen, and tasty too!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Kobuk on April 24, 2016, 11:55:22 pm
Died when you consumed too much sweets and other sugary confections in Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

Indigestion + Upset stomach + Diabetes + Kidney failure, is a terrible way to go.  :P
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Rocco on April 25, 2016, 03:57:01 am
Yours was worse. A mix of radiation poisoning, exposure to mustard gas, and a little sarin for good measure.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: some_random_wusky on April 25, 2016, 06:38:45 am
i was too sexy and you died



Indigestion + Upset stomach + Diabetes + Kidney failure, is a terrible way to go.  :P[/color]
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so... a normal day?
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Post by: charcoal on April 25, 2016, 08:44:17 am
Your walking down the catwalk and you slip off and land on head killing you instantly
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Post by: some_random_wusky on April 25, 2016, 10:01:22 am
you was eating bacon, but it turned out to be duct tape
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on April 25, 2016, 11:45:13 am
You tell a hell's angel he's cute
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on April 25, 2016, 11:17:31 pm
Accidentally crushed by a falling pallet of bagged charcoal briquettes, but they're hickory flavored.
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Post by: Annie1456 on April 26, 2016, 12:05:47 am
Impaled by a swordfish while swimming.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on April 26, 2016, 12:11:57 am
While devouring a box of of them, a Peep got lodged in your throat, blocking the airway.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on April 26, 2016, 12:24:47 am
You get hit by a random throwing knife "hey anyone see a knife?.... Oh crap "
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Post by: Doc on April 26, 2016, 01:01:41 am
You play punchies with Master Chief.
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Post by: HazardJackal on April 26, 2016, 04:27:19 am
Subject: Doc

Cause of Death: Overexposure to Red Hot Nickel Ball.

Results: Smoke, fire and a truckload of YouTube views.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Rocco on April 27, 2016, 02:04:58 am
Insulted an ori'ramikad and his family. Really, really stupid idea.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Keayrin on April 27, 2016, 02:06:53 am
you are killed by the falling Handsome Squidward.

http://img10.deviantart.net/ca2c/i/2015/110/9/c/handsome_squidward_by_princess_panda_chan-d6k0z8r.jpg
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Rocco on April 27, 2016, 02:08:31 am
Thought your freighter stood a chance against a Kandosii class dreadnought.
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Post by: Keayrin on April 27, 2016, 02:32:49 am
you thought your Kandosii class dreadnought stood a chance against my refrigerator powered mac cannon. that uses refrigerators... AS AMMO!!!!!!!!!!! (nicknamed the 'big mac')
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: some_random_wusky on April 28, 2016, 02:01:22 pm
dies because because you were too cool. seriously though, death by coolness overdose is a real problem in america.
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Post by: Kobuk on April 28, 2016, 09:02:49 pm
^  *performs a martial arts move and slits your throat with a sword*  >:(
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: some_random_wusky on April 28, 2016, 09:12:50 pm
died because fdyfvyfffgwqwtfjjbmjgfctgjvughfyfgjtfbu
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Kobuk on April 28, 2016, 09:16:56 pm
died because fdyfvyfffgwqwtfjjbmjgfctgjvughfyfgjtfbu

What?
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: some_random_wusky on April 28, 2016, 09:41:15 pm
died because fdyfvyfffgwqwtfjjbmjgfctgjvughfyfgjtfbu

What?

dies from not understanding
tsfiftsitzitsiyxittrfgfdvhfhhxydhshdhfiifiicvivjjdhwusjd
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on April 28, 2016, 10:37:08 pm
*I shoot you with a flare gun* dude really
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: some_random_wusky on April 29, 2016, 08:01:44 am
you were walking through the woods when, a wolf jumps at you, and befriends you. then, while another guy was hunting, he saw the wolf, not knowing it had befriended you. the hunter shoots. the wolf survives. but you dont, the hunter missed because he forgot his contacts

all in all, you died from lack of contacts
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Post by: charcoal on April 30, 2016, 12:23:05 am
I turn on the gas stove and put a can of axe in the microwave for 5 minutes on high
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: some_random_wusky on April 30, 2016, 05:43:22 pm
iced tea floods your house
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Kobuk on April 30, 2016, 05:59:46 pm
You get put on a special diet and eventually die from caffeine withdrawl.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: some_random_wusky on April 30, 2016, 07:27:33 pm
caffeine overdose
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on April 30, 2016, 10:28:28 pm
Accidentally sat upon by Grape Ape.
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Post by: some_random_wusky on May 01, 2016, 05:54:29 am
choked on bubble gum
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Post by: Keayrin on May 01, 2016, 10:52:51 am
you died of being too cute
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: some_random_wusky on May 01, 2016, 10:54:43 am
died from being too awesome
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Post by: Keayrin on May 01, 2016, 11:04:18 am
you died of death poisoning
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: some_random_wusky on May 01, 2016, 11:07:03 am
a giant banana crushed you to death
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Post by: Keayrin on May 01, 2016, 11:12:10 am
my floof was too oferpowering and you went into a deep coma from the cute. after many months of artifiicially keeping you alive, i finally signed the papers to pull the plug. you promptly woke up and were crushed by a bathtub falling through the roof.
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Post by: some_random_wusky on May 01, 2016, 11:22:28 am
died because your stories are random
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Post by: Keayrin on May 01, 2016, 12:16:13 pm
died because an angry mob stabbed you with a refrigerator.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: some_random_wusky on May 01, 2016, 12:17:08 pm
dies because a shark bit you with a sandwich
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Keayrin on May 01, 2016, 12:20:38 pm
dies because Plankton slapped you with a bagguette
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: some_random_wusky on May 01, 2016, 12:24:57 pm
dies from too many clocks
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Post by: Annie1456 on May 01, 2016, 04:55:29 pm
Death from poisoned pie
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Post by: Keayrin on May 01, 2016, 05:58:40 pm
you die from having pie in your poison.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: some_random_wusky on May 01, 2016, 06:14:29 pm
suffocated by my fluffyness
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Keayrin on May 01, 2016, 06:15:08 pm
i sucked your purple white. like a vampaher
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: some_random_wusky on May 01, 2016, 06:17:15 pm
i bleached your red marks white and it somehow killed you
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Post by: Keayrin on May 01, 2016, 06:18:11 pm
eeevul little wusky...


i nommed you too hard.
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Post by: some_random_wusky on May 01, 2016, 06:20:51 pm
haha! im actually poisonous!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Keayrin on May 01, 2016, 06:21:46 pm
im ammune to poison but died choking on a bone.


i poked your nose
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: some_random_wusky on May 01, 2016, 06:22:42 pm
i poked your nose from beyond the grave
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Keayrin on May 01, 2016, 06:23:53 pm
i died of wusky cute poisoning and 'sploded
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: some_random_wusky on May 01, 2016, 06:25:15 pm
i got killed in the cuteness explosion
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Post by: Keayrin on May 01, 2016, 06:26:37 pm
muahahaha  :goldwink:
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: some_random_wusky on May 01, 2016, 06:27:51 pm
i hugged your floofy tail and died if fluff overdose
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Keayrin on May 01, 2016, 06:28:40 pm
i died because you died and i 'sploded again
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Post by: some_random_wusky on May 01, 2016, 06:29:35 pm
died because were both dying too much
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Post by: Keayrin on May 01, 2016, 06:31:29 pm
you die  and are dominated by a red sniper with the heatmaker
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Post by: some_random_wusky on May 01, 2016, 06:32:18 pm
i know thats a reference to something, but i dont know what
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Post by: Keayrin on May 01, 2016, 06:34:40 pm
you die because you dont play tf2
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Post by: some_random_wusky on May 01, 2016, 06:35:48 pm
i died because i dont have tf2 and then i explode in a shower of skittles and you die as well
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Post by: Keayrin on May 01, 2016, 06:39:05 pm
i die if diabeetus from tasting the wuskyrainbow
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Post by: some_random_wusky on May 01, 2016, 06:39:47 pm
taste the rainbow!!!!!!!!


the rainbow engulfs the wolfie
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Post by: Keayrin on May 01, 2016, 06:42:57 pm
you die of too much purples
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Post by: some_random_wusky on May 01, 2016, 06:43:47 pm
you die from too much white and red
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Post by: Keayrin on May 01, 2016, 06:49:32 pm
you die of too much cute coalescing into opne wusky
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Post by: some_random_wusky on May 01, 2016, 06:50:15 pm
you have too much floofyness and you get cardiac arrest
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Post by: Keayrin on May 01, 2016, 06:55:55 pm
you die of dewd overload.
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Post by: some_random_wusky on May 01, 2016, 06:56:25 pm
died from free wusky hugs
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Post by: Keayrin on May 01, 2016, 07:00:17 pm
died from wolfy licks.
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Post by: some_random_wusky on May 01, 2016, 07:02:14 pm
died cuz reasons. you were found dead on the floor with purple fur everywhere. im glad im not a suspect. (:
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Post by: Keayrin on May 01, 2016, 07:04:51 pm
you died of your injuries sustained from the struggle it took to put me down. you were found dead outside the door to my house with wuskyblood everywhere. you died of bloodloss
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Post by: some_random_wusky on May 01, 2016, 07:05:36 pm
i came to life and avenged myself
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Post by: Keayrin on May 01, 2016, 07:15:11 pm
ah keeltya agen~
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Post by: Kobuk on May 01, 2016, 09:55:19 pm
ah keeltya agen~

If that's a foreign language, then you need to translate it.
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Post by: some_random_wusky on May 01, 2016, 09:58:30 pm
ah keeltya agen~

If that's a foreign language, then you need to translate it.


i think he's purposely mispronouncing "i killed ya again"


you die cuz you didnt know that
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 02, 2016, 04:56:18 am
The aliens removed your limbs.  (You will not go to space today.)
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Post by: some_random_wusky on May 02, 2016, 07:08:25 am
your spacesuit had a tiny hole in it. the nagative pressure sucked the entirety of your body through a hole the size of a pinhead
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Post by: charcoal on May 02, 2016, 08:52:19 am
I take of my boots you die from the smell of working all day
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Post by: some_random_wusky on May 04, 2016, 09:07:15 am
idk, i might like that.

dies because i am not wearigng pants!
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Post by: charcoal on May 05, 2016, 12:00:02 am
You die because of hypothermia from lack of clothing
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Post by: Keayrin on May 06, 2016, 07:01:11 am
you die of the overdose of adorable dead wusky on the floor. also i turned your head to a fine red mist with a Barett sniper rifle because you killed my pet. :v
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Post by: charcoal on May 06, 2016, 07:33:21 am
Hey man I'm sorry *hands you a special cigar box* these are hand made and when you try one you'll be in heaven lol
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Post by: some_random_wusky on May 06, 2016, 07:48:01 am
dies cuz revenge
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Post by: Keayrin on May 06, 2016, 02:21:00 pm
*smokes the whole box with no negative efects* hey those were pretty good~
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Post by: some_random_wusky on May 06, 2016, 02:21:51 pm
dies because awesome
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Post by: Keayrin on May 06, 2016, 02:29:44 pm
resurrects you and kills you with snuggles* mien!~
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Post by: some_random_wusky on May 06, 2016, 02:31:14 pm
dies because you accidentally summon a snuggle demon. (me)
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Post by: Keayrin on May 06, 2016, 02:35:11 pm
dies trying to outsnuggle the Archangel of Snuggling (me)
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Post by: some_random_wusky on May 06, 2016, 02:38:47 pm
*brings in reinforcements* the snuggle wars must continue!!
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Post by: Keayrin on May 06, 2016, 02:40:34 pm
you are the first casualty, then we forget why were fighting and sit down for tea and wuskynoms
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Post by: some_random_wusky on May 06, 2016, 02:42:38 pm
the milk and sugar were poisoned
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Post by: Keayrin on May 06, 2016, 03:44:44 pm
muahahaha i take my tea black! (or in the case of teas the term black wouldnt be readily understood when used in refferance to them, i take my tea with nuthin in it but tea)
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Post by: charcoal on May 06, 2016, 07:09:19 pm
Death by smoking a whole box of cigars
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Post by: Kobuk on May 06, 2016, 07:28:22 pm
^ Shot to death because you tried to illegally sell tobacco products to an underage minor.
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Post by: charcoal on May 06, 2016, 07:53:57 pm
Death by getting hit by a truck full of mtn dew
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Post by: Kobuk on May 06, 2016, 07:57:23 pm
Death by getting hit by a truck full of mtn dew

That might actually be a blessing.  :D

Anyway..........death to charcoal by drowning in a pool filled with Gatorade.
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Post by: some_random_wusky on May 06, 2016, 09:25:11 pm
^ Shot to death because you tried to illegally sell tobacco products to an underage minor.

underage minor?

dies from redundancy
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Post by: charcoal on May 06, 2016, 09:59:11 pm
Killed by cockroach with a knife
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Post by: Kobuk on May 30, 2016, 05:43:11 pm
^ While on a cruise, you had to abandon ship due to a savage storm and the boat sinking. You found a life raft, but after awhile, you noticed it had a hole in it and couldn't be used. After floundering in the water for hours, you get attacked and eaten by a great white shark.  x_x
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Post by: Doc on May 30, 2016, 10:54:31 pm
You were crushed by the crash landing of the USS Constitution. (http://youtu.be/DcuR_xEV56o  skip to 4:27)
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Post by: HazardJackal on May 31, 2016, 12:46:25 am
You fell into a ring of burning fire.
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Post by: Jakoo on May 31, 2016, 01:49:27 am
^ Dies of excessive exposure to furrium sulfate vapor
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Post by: some_random_wusky on May 31, 2016, 11:14:16 pm
you died cuz i said so
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Post by: Jakoo on June 01, 2016, 01:37:09 am
You died coz *Jakoo used Destiny Bond!* *It was super effective*
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Post by: some_random_wusky on June 02, 2016, 01:59:34 pm
my brother blew a vape cloud in your general area you got lost and you were seen again.
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Post by: Jakoo on June 02, 2016, 03:01:43 pm
Your purple fur pigment turned out to be a side-effect of hosting an alien parasite that started to mature shortly after, ravaging your body from the inside.
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Post by: some_random_wusky on June 03, 2016, 03:43:12 pm
you forgot to orange
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Post by: Jakoo on June 04, 2016, 09:36:49 am
Simultaneously you forgot to watermelon
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Post by: Keayrin on June 05, 2016, 11:41:32 pm
i killed you ded until you died of death poisoning. 

no one kills my wusky but me! got it?!

P.S. i love your hair
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Post by: Jakoo on June 06, 2016, 12:43:08 am
You died by mistaking divination for killing.
Want to kill the wusky? Just try.
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Post by: Keayrin on June 06, 2016, 12:48:44 am
i merdelated you for standing between me and my wusky. "'mon 'en! ALL REHK YE M8000!"
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Post by: Jakoo on June 06, 2016, 04:06:22 pm
Thou shall die of a heart attack, but literally.
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Post by: Keayrin on June 06, 2016, 04:25:06 pm
*you were destroyed by a wolfy with a device of a merdelizating nature.
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Post by: some_random_wusky on June 06, 2016, 04:26:05 pm
you got squashed by a orange
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Post by: Kobuk on June 06, 2016, 04:28:48 pm
^ slits your throat.
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Post by: some_random_wusky on June 06, 2016, 04:30:17 pm
wow, thats brutal.

shot in the head!
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Post by: Keayrin on June 06, 2016, 04:32:38 pm
(i was typing this to kobuks one) *i stab you repeatedly in the face with an icecycle* niemand tötet meinen Welpen aber mich!

(nobody kills my puppy but me!)
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Post by: some_random_wusky on June 06, 2016, 04:35:42 pm
dies from using german
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Post by: Keayrin on June 06, 2016, 04:39:17 pm
stirbt sprechen meine Sprache nicht

(dies from not speaking my language)
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Post by: some_random_wusky on June 06, 2016, 04:42:31 pm
dies from germanness
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Post by: Keayrin on June 06, 2016, 04:43:35 pm
dies from not being german in the 1930s
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Post by: some_random_wusky on June 06, 2016, 04:44:53 pm
dies from death
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Post by: Jakoo on June 06, 2016, 04:47:25 pm
Killed by life
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Post by: Keayrin on June 06, 2016, 04:48:00 pm
killed dead till you die of death poisoning
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Post by: some_random_wusky on June 06, 2016, 04:49:45 pm
killed cuz i threw eredar at you.


you could say it was otter-ly deadly  (:
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Post by: Keayrin on June 06, 2016, 04:53:04 pm
*throws a Kobuk at you*
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Post by: some_random_wusky on June 06, 2016, 04:53:40 pm
eats you whole nomnomnom
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Post by: Amducious on June 06, 2016, 04:54:11 pm
Sawed in half then thrown in acid and disintegrated. Then your sludge poured down the sink.
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Post by: Keayrin on June 06, 2016, 04:55:16 pm
forces you to drink the left over acid
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Post by: Amducious on June 06, 2016, 04:55:56 pm
Thrown in a meat grinder
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Post by: some_random_wusky on June 06, 2016, 04:56:11 pm
falls into more leftover acid
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Post by: Keayrin on June 06, 2016, 04:58:11 pm
omnoms your ears
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Post by: Amducious on June 06, 2016, 04:58:38 pm
Columbian necktied
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Post by: Keayrin on June 06, 2016, 04:59:22 pm
Scottish handshooken
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Post by: some_random_wusky on June 06, 2016, 05:00:32 pm
a papercut dipped in salmonella
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Post by: Amducious on June 06, 2016, 05:01:36 pm
Death by Detonation cord
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Post by: some_random_wusky on June 06, 2016, 05:02:10 pm
you ate a raw chicken in florida
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Post by: Keayrin on June 06, 2016, 05:03:41 pm
salmanilla dipped in papercuts
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Post by: Amducious on June 06, 2016, 05:04:19 pm
Forced to slit your own wrists with a dull knife
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Post by: some_random_wusky on June 06, 2016, 05:04:34 pm
paperchickens on a smlaonalledippedcuts
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Post by: Kobuk on June 08, 2016, 10:20:13 pm
^ Pushes you off a cliff and watches as your body falls to the ravine below where 30 hungry alligators devour your dead body.
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Post by: some_random_wusky on June 08, 2016, 10:26:45 pm
i unleash my god powers and erase you entirely from existence with a mere thought
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Post by: Keayrin on June 09, 2016, 04:23:16 pm
shrink you and drown you in a jar of jarate
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Post by: some_random_wusky on June 09, 2016, 06:35:52 pm
i drown you with my fluff
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Post by: Kobuk on June 14, 2016, 04:28:04 pm
^ Killed when I sent you into a black hole from which there is no escape.
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Post by: some_random_wusky on June 14, 2016, 04:30:22 pm
you get too close to the black hole and get burned to a crisp in the accretion disc
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Post by: Kobuk on June 14, 2016, 04:46:00 pm
^ Killed because you got too close to the truth. You can't handle the truth.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 14, 2016, 06:25:09 pm
You forgot the pickles! :o
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Post by: Kobuk on June 14, 2016, 10:48:13 pm
Killed for mentioning pickles.
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Post by: Jakoo on June 15, 2016, 03:06:02 am
You get smeared across the event horizon
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Post by: some_random_wusky on June 16, 2016, 07:17:41 am
a gigantic wormhole opens up. it swallows you nd you get teleported to the inside of a star a million miles away
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Post by: Natura Wolf on June 16, 2016, 10:26:54 am
Trapped in a book.

Literally or Metaphorically, you decide ^^
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Post by: Jakoo on June 16, 2016, 10:29:20 am
Trapped in a video game.
What game, you decide :P
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Post by: some_random_wusky on June 16, 2016, 10:39:01 am
trapped in a horror movie

method of death? you decide!
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Post by: Doc on June 16, 2016, 09:52:22 pm
You are in one of three identical boxes. Each of which have a lever. Pull the lever, the others die and you go free. Don't pull the lever, you could die, along with one other while the third person goes free. The person in the box nearest to you pulled the lever. You, and one other, died that day.
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Post by: Kobuk on June 16, 2016, 09:56:39 pm
Stairs go up.
Stairs go down.
If you go up, you'll be found......and die.


Stairs go down.
Stairs go up.
If you go down, you're in luck.......and die.

Choose wisely. ;)
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Post by: Keayrin on June 16, 2016, 11:30:31 pm
i kill you in the face till you are ded and die of death poisoning because you confused me
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Post by: some_random_wusky on June 17, 2016, 10:31:03 am
death by confusion poisoning
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Post by: Keayrin on June 17, 2016, 07:07:54 pm
death by floof poisoning
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Post by: some_random_wusky on June 17, 2016, 07:34:04 pm
death from purplefluff poisoning!
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Post by: Kobuk on June 20, 2016, 05:54:12 pm
Died from me running over you with a Mountain Dew truck as I was backing out of the driveway.
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Post by: Keayrin on June 22, 2016, 09:08:24 pm
ya got dahihbeetus from all the dew and changedyour name to Wilfred Brimley
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Post by: Kobuk on June 22, 2016, 09:23:47 pm
Kobuk Husky got an axe.
He gave Aanu forty whacks.
After Kobuk was done,
He gave poor Aanu forty-one.

 :D  :D  :D
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Post by: Keayrin on June 23, 2016, 12:41:55 am
/me golfclaps at you and puts away his deadringer,  instead drawing a large, beutiful silver revolver with a woman engraved along its barrel. he points it at your head and pulls the trigger. there ia s crit sound and a kill ding because thats how he has his settings
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Post by: some_random_wusky on June 23, 2016, 09:12:03 am
died cuz i figured out how to purple and then i whacked you with the club while playing some golf
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Post by: Kobuk on June 23, 2016, 11:12:29 pm
Died from a raisin overdose. How, I don't know. You just did.
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Post by: Doc on June 25, 2016, 02:09:11 pm
Died cuz someone filled your Mountain Dew with ketchup. eew...
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Post by: Jakoo on June 25, 2016, 05:23:07 pm
Died because it was you who put ketchup in Kobuk's Mountain Dew
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Post by: Kobuk on June 25, 2016, 09:00:53 pm
Died from a Skittles candy overdose.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 26, 2016, 06:36:46 pm
Death by... you know what, i'll let you live this time, so it will be that much more dramatic when we meet again.  8)
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Post by: some_random_wusky on June 28, 2016, 04:21:34 pm
you gut sucked into the internet and were never seen again
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Post by: Kobuk on June 28, 2016, 06:06:30 pm
Run over by a steamroller while trying to cross the street. Now you look like a squashed grape.  :D
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Post by: Doc on June 29, 2016, 12:08:07 pm
Said steamroller comes by and crushes you as well. Now you too look like a squashed grape.
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Post by: Jakoo on June 29, 2016, 01:02:22 pm
You suffocate in a fursuit after the zipper got stuck
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Post by: Arachnid on June 29, 2016, 04:38:49 pm
Died from following a rainbow. You should not have tried taking that pot of gold dude.
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Post by: HazardJackal on June 29, 2016, 11:18:51 pm
Catch you with a Master Ball, crush it in a hydraulic press. :D
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on June 29, 2016, 11:29:05 pm
Pounced by the vixen in my backyard for eating her Peep.
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Post by: some_random_wusky on July 05, 2016, 09:17:38 am
the wusky uses his cuteness attack




:3
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Post by: Jakoo on July 06, 2016, 12:06:58 pm
*Jakoo used Aurora Beam*
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Post by: Varg the wanderer on July 06, 2016, 05:07:14 pm
You succumb to a horrible power hammer accident!


-It was going to be a really nice knife too....
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Post by: some_random_wusky on July 07, 2016, 07:47:28 am
i smote you with a rock covered in poison tipped baerbed wire
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Post by: Firelight on August 20, 2016, 04:40:36 pm
You die from too much cute from a pile of puppies!
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Post by: Robert_Silvermyst on August 20, 2016, 07:42:46 pm
You will die to a Politoad.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on August 21, 2016, 04:35:24 pm
Smothered in a large tank of marshmallow fluff.
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Post by: Doc on August 21, 2016, 05:19:55 pm
The wrath of the Spendlove has taken your soul.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on August 22, 2016, 10:38:06 pm
Tragic freak Sharpie explosion.
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Post by: Kayle on August 24, 2016, 09:51:01 am
Exploded by the power of AWESOME.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 03, 2016, 12:49:41 pm
Unfortunate tennis ball avalanche and the resulting stampede of Golden Retrievers.
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Post by: Kayle on September 08, 2016, 09:49:23 am
Gets kersploded by the Bloidy Mess perk and is reduced to a gut strewn, eyeball ridden pile of gore.
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Post by: Firelight on September 12, 2016, 04:01:25 am
You followed purple guy.... You were never seen again.
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Post by: Kayle on September 14, 2016, 09:53:34 am
Stands too close to a campfire while covered in oil.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 14, 2016, 11:20:14 pm
Smothered in a shipment of wilted Tuscan Kale resulting from a collission with a farm truck while blowing a bubblegum bubble while riding a unicycle to school.
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Post by: Kayle on September 21, 2016, 07:37:58 pm
Starts a war with a foreign power, only to discover that model rockets are no match for real rockets.
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Post by: Doc on September 21, 2016, 10:42:32 pm
Kidnapped by a Telegram user.
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Post by: HazardJackal on September 25, 2016, 08:33:18 pm
Your creator decided that you were a bad call and made the universe you are a part of noncanon to the multiverse... or something like that.
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Post by: Doc on September 26, 2016, 04:33:56 pm
Aperture Science paid you $60 to test for them. You died of asbestos poisoning in the lower levels of the facility.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 26, 2016, 10:13:52 pm
Fatal overdose of raisins in Raisin Bran cereal.
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Post by: Kayle on September 27, 2016, 09:32:11 am
Eaten by flesh hungry bunnies.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 28, 2016, 10:14:11 pm
Smothered in defective super plush hoodie footie bunny suit pajama quality control testing incident.
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Post by: Kobuk on September 28, 2016, 11:09:27 pm
Death by trying to imitate the same stunt that Buckaroo Banzai did in the film.
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Post by: Kayle on September 29, 2016, 09:20:03 am
Death by trying to imitate the same stunt that Buckaroo Banzai did in the film.

Haha,  that movie cracks me up.  So bad, it's good.

Killed by killer clowns from outer space
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Post by: Kobuk on September 29, 2016, 08:35:54 pm
Killed by Pennywise the Clown.

"It floats. They all float. And soon you'll float too, Kayle."

(http://mohagencomic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pennywise-the-clown.png)
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Post by: Kayle on September 30, 2016, 09:46:43 am
Murdered by the vampires of Salem's Lot
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Post by: Kobuk on October 01, 2016, 02:09:45 pm
Killed by the Tommyknockers.

"Tommyknockers, Tommyknockers, knocking at the door.
Kayle wants to go out.
Don't know if he can.
Cause he's so afraid of the Tommyknocker man."


(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/a/a5/Tommyknocker.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140329202943)
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 01, 2016, 09:49:06 pm
Laughing so hard at one of my posts that The Dew "went down the wrong hole".
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Post by: Kayle on October 02, 2016, 09:52:56 am
Hacked to pieces with an axe while living in a snowbound hotel.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 07, 2016, 06:08:38 pm
Severe brain freeze and hypothermia from trying to eat his way out of a jail cell made of brick ice cream.
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Post by: Keayrin on October 07, 2016, 10:42:30 pm
you get projectile dahbeetus from Wilford Brimleys still fantasticly bemustached corpse
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Post by: Kayle on October 08, 2016, 09:46:41 am
You get bitten by a radioactive mosquito, giving you mosquito based superpowers... and the lifespan of an average mosquito.  You die within several hours.
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Post by: Jakoo on October 08, 2016, 07:44:03 pm
You gain immortality. Watching each and every person you ever loved die gradually breaks your soul and leaves you dead inside.
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Post by: Kobuk on October 08, 2016, 09:59:33 pm
I kill you because I need to take out all my rage and frustration about my computer on another person..........and I don't care who it is.  :goldbloody:
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Post by: Kayle on October 09, 2016, 11:48:53 am
Killed by the overwhelming power of hugs and pets.
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Post by: Kobuk on October 09, 2016, 03:00:41 pm
Killed because I wanted to kill you.
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Post by: Kayle on October 09, 2016, 07:01:27 pm
Is smothered by foxy hugs.
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Post by: Kobuk on October 10, 2016, 04:15:52 pm
Died from choking on a hairball.  :P
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Post by: Kayle on October 11, 2016, 03:38:16 pm
Dies from me poisoning a hairball, and fircing you to eat it.
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Post by: Kobuk on October 14, 2016, 09:34:29 pm
Dies after throwing you into a river filled with hungry pirannha.
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Post by: Jakoo on October 15, 2016, 04:42:29 am
Killed by my pet pirannhas that I couldn't keep on a leash.
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Post by: Kayle on October 15, 2016, 09:52:04 am
Dies because he tried to eat said piranha and choked.
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Post by: Kobuk on October 16, 2016, 10:22:33 am
Dies when your smartphone blows up in your face killing you.
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Post by: Jakoo on October 17, 2016, 01:49:57 pm
Dies after realizing the horrible grammar mistake he made in the post preceding this one.
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Post by: Kobuk on October 21, 2016, 07:19:49 pm
^

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/44/Freddy_Krueger.JPG)

"One, Two, Freddy's coming for you.
Three, Four, Better lock your door.
Five, Six, Get your crucifix.
Seven, Eight, Now don't stay up late.
Nine, Ten, He'll be back again."


 :goldlaugh: :goldbloody: :goldbloody: :goldbloody:
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 22, 2016, 09:40:48 pm
Accidentally fell into a tank containing a day's production of Mnt. Dew--original formula. So at least you died happy.
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Post by: Light Blackwood on October 28, 2016, 02:17:37 pm
^Getting hit by a toucan and then falling into the  school's pool unconscious and drown
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Post by: HazardJackal on November 02, 2016, 04:25:28 am
Skinned and turned into a pair of boots.
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Post by: Kobuk on November 02, 2016, 03:49:17 pm
Killed by the Killer Rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.  :D
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Post by: Keayrin on November 03, 2016, 02:38:28 pm
killed by the killer bunny from minecraft which is based on and an easteregg to monty pythons the holy grail.
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Post by: Firelight on November 06, 2016, 07:36:53 pm
Death by fun time Foxy! It was NOT a fun time  :D
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Post by: charcoal on November 11, 2016, 10:44:40 am
Death by getting hit by random glass bottle while at a concert
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Post by: Ezrah on November 12, 2016, 02:49:45 pm
The thing you fear the most.
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Post by: Light Blackwood on November 12, 2016, 11:12:05 pm
Poisoned by a poisonous poison (?
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on November 13, 2016, 11:16:19 pm
Consumed a case of Michael's Secret Stuff from the Space Jam movie.
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Post by: Rainy on December 24, 2016, 06:54:45 pm
A launched rocket did a 180, you were standing under it and didn't move in time x_x
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 29, 2016, 09:02:40 pm
Terminal cuteness from exceeding the recommended dwell time in Ralph's pink pajama suit from A Christmas Story--unable to locate and grab zipper in time.
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Post by: Kaiden on January 06, 2017, 03:27:51 am
You die alone in the cold, inhospitable, wasteland.

Unable to retrieve the M8 rockets your vault would have needed for self-defense, the inhabitants die off as well, unable to fend off raiders and Caesars legion.

War.

War never changes.
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Post by: Firelight on January 06, 2017, 09:58:06 pm
Cancer
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Post by: Kaiden on January 06, 2017, 10:33:12 pm
HIV/AIDS.
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Post by: Kobuk on January 06, 2017, 11:44:10 pm
^ Death by trying to eat too many hot dogs during one of those hot dog eating contests.
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Post by: Lorne on January 07, 2017, 03:18:33 am
Will fall in battle against a swarm of nibbling crickets. Evil, sneaky, ninja crickets
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Post by: Howie_Noble on January 07, 2017, 11:51:47 am
^ death will come quickly
      without pain or suffering
                 silent moonlit night
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Post by: Rocco on January 08, 2017, 04:26:14 pm
Run over by an 800 pound guy on a motorcycle
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Post by: Kobuk on January 13, 2017, 04:07:12 pm
^ Killed by.........

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Ww_4OjRDaKo/V8Lrpy_9EDI/AAAAAAAASxA/fvFoTfDAeiA8jG5mqQapcTrEELbUXI2kwCLcB/s1600/FridayLegal.jpg)

 :goldbloody: :goldbloody: :goldbloody:
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Post by: Howie_Noble on January 13, 2017, 07:10:50 pm
^ Killed by.........

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Ww_4OjRDaKo/V8Lrpy_9EDI/AAAAAAAASxA/fvFoTfDAeiA8jG5mqQapcTrEELbUXI2kwCLcB/s1600/FridayLegal.jpg)

 :goldbloody: :goldbloody: :goldbloody:

chehh chehh chehh, hahh hahh hahh ...
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Post by: Varg the wanderer on January 13, 2017, 08:10:17 pm
^ Killed by a blond girl texting while driving her dad's hummer
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Post by: Kobuk on January 13, 2017, 10:06:52 pm
^ Killed by Jeff Dunham's Achmed the Terrorist.  "I KILL YOU! I KILL YOU!"  :D

(http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/picture/bladesinger68/AchmedPoster.JPG)

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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 14, 2017, 08:18:22 am
A Mnt. Dew tsunami freak accident.
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Post by: Varg the wanderer on January 19, 2017, 12:28:40 pm
^ Rocket engine installed backwards
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Post by: Rocco on January 22, 2017, 02:43:04 am
He apparently didn't fix that jet right. It had taken off and was turning and a large hunk of metal came and squished him like a bug
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Post by: Firelight on February 08, 2017, 02:29:25 am
Death by accidently inhaling a tennis ball. 
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Post by: Michen_S on February 10, 2017, 10:13:22 am
Listening to death metal... I'll leave the kind of death metal up to your imagination.
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Post by: Rainy on February 25, 2017, 02:15:35 pm
You died because you listened to classical music and couldn't handle the calmness.
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Post by: Michen_S on February 28, 2017, 01:31:01 pm
Singing so badly whilst it was raining that the clouds got angry. Then got hit by lightning.
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Post by: Firelight on March 01, 2017, 03:32:53 pm
You died from a snowstorm
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Post by: Kobuk on March 01, 2017, 05:53:13 pm
Died when you tried to retrieve a ball that went into the street and you got hit by a car.
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Post by: Rainy on March 01, 2017, 06:10:47 pm
Died from drinking too much Mountaim Dew in a single room
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Post by: Michen_S on March 02, 2017, 07:48:13 am
Killed by the spirit of an once-legendary swordfighter.
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Post by: Firelight on March 03, 2017, 10:05:20 pm
died in a mountain climbing accident
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Post by: Varg the wanderer on March 03, 2017, 10:27:21 pm
You got hit by a steamroller that couldn't see you while you walked across freshly paved asphalt.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on March 04, 2017, 10:20:19 am
Caught in a rare, but unfortunate, sea cow stampede while wading in the surf on holiday.
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Post by: Rainy on April 12, 2017, 12:31:07 am
You were staring up and didn't see the giant abyss in the ground.
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Post by: Blackrose13 on April 19, 2017, 02:51:37 am
Got caught up in a Katamari and made into a star in the night sky
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Post by: Michen_S on April 19, 2017, 08:23:26 am
Slipped over a huge invisible banana peel with thorns.
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Post by: Arachnid on April 21, 2017, 11:09:56 am
You got one shotted by Darkeater Midir
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Post by: Kobuk on April 26, 2017, 12:51:19 pm
You watched the Rings video, then died 7 days later because of the curse.
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Post by: Rainy on April 29, 2017, 07:37:56 pm
Died because you replied 6 times instead of 7. Didn't find the Q and failed to share that long paragraph of nonsense. All because you didn't believe it.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on April 29, 2017, 08:47:07 pm
Unfortunate asphixation as result of a freak marshmallow avalanche from the Sta-Puff Marshmallow factory.
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Post by: Firelight on April 30, 2017, 12:11:50 am
You died because you tried to find all seven pages or was it eight? Either way Slenderman got you.
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Post by: Rainy on April 30, 2017, 07:43:04 pm
Died because your pokemon trainer deleted your pokeball.
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Post by: Firelight on May 02, 2017, 01:15:54 am
Oh noes  :-[

Died by one of your pranks gone wrong.
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Post by: Michen_S on May 02, 2017, 05:30:07 am
Licking an ice lolly that never melts. Your tongue will be stuck forever.
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Post by: Rainy on May 05, 2017, 04:43:07 pm
Died because you rolled off the cliff. So much for Stop Drop and Roll... :(
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on May 07, 2017, 02:23:07 pm
You make the fatal error of carrying significant metal items during a thunderstorm.
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Post by: Varg the wanderer on May 07, 2017, 02:38:00 pm
You installed that rocket motor in backwards.
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Post by: Rainy on May 13, 2017, 01:43:44 am
Died because you wandered too far.
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Post by: Firelight on May 20, 2017, 09:05:21 pm
Died in a horrible circus accident.
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Post by: Kobuk on May 28, 2017, 11:17:22 pm
Death by Cluny the Scourge.
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Post by: Rainy on May 30, 2017, 01:28:33 am
Sorry I hit you with my spatula-cleaver. I didn't see you behind me while I was training. :P
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on June 04, 2017, 12:55:03 am
Standing tall, but near a running helicopter.
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Post by: Firelight on June 12, 2017, 01:15:43 am
You got glomped by Oswald's bunny children all 420 of them!
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Post by: charcoal on June 16, 2017, 10:19:33 pm
You got hit by random falling bullet
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Post by: Firelight on June 18, 2017, 05:14:22 pm
Axle's fiery rage! (He's from KH2)
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Post by: charcoal on June 18, 2017, 07:33:48 pm
You died in s freak gasoline fight while smokeing
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Post by: Rainy on June 19, 2017, 03:17:30 pm
You were caught in the middle of a vape battle. There were no survivors. x_x
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Post by: charcoal on June 19, 2017, 04:37:17 pm
I give you a cup of pepsi and antifreeze
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Post by: Rainy on June 19, 2017, 07:55:32 pm
Dr. Pepper and Freon make the wrost drink you've ever digested.  x_x
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Post by: Firelight on July 22, 2017, 02:16:55 am
Died from cuteness overload by Telephone!
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Post by: Rainy on July 23, 2017, 08:48:48 am
Died from cuteness overload by Telephone!

Telephone can overload me with cutness all day  (: x_x

Cartoon Avils are in the market, you are their target. *splat*
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Post by: MWBrantley on July 23, 2017, 08:46:52 pm
Tripping over my left twenty-seventh tertiary tentacle and falling headfirst into a plot complication.
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Post by: Kobuk on July 26, 2017, 01:27:19 pm
^  Death by water skiing in a shark infested area.
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Post by: Rainy on July 26, 2017, 05:47:46 pm
^ Death by motorbiking in cow infested fields.
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Post by: Kobuk on July 26, 2017, 08:00:12 pm
^ Death by motorbiking in cow infested fields.

So you're saying what? That I'll die by inhaling all the methane given off by the cows when they do their "thing"?


Anyway............death to Rainy when he dies from getting attacked by a huge grizzly bear while hiking in the woods.
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Post by: Rainy on July 27, 2017, 02:09:10 pm

So you're saying what? That I'll die by inhaling all the methane given off by the cows when they do their "thing"?


 What I'm saying is more people die from cow attacks each year than from shark attacks. :P

Kobuk tried to see if a tree still made a noise when it fell and no one was around to hear it but the tree fell on him.  x_x
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Post by: Michen_S on July 28, 2017, 04:33:36 am
Rainy couldn't control his sword hand.

A cookie to who gets this reference.
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Post by: Firelight on October 08, 2017, 09:22:07 pm
Death by ink
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 12, 2017, 09:36:41 pm
Collapsing stage during a live performance before a captive audience in a maximum-security prison.
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Post by: Firelight on October 26, 2017, 11:45:16 pm
You died by a freak accident while playing kerbal space program.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 29, 2017, 08:43:14 pm
Smothered by a freak avalanche of jumbo marshmallows.
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Post by: Michen_S on October 30, 2017, 04:38:36 am
Walking into an oversized bear trap.
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Post by: Varg the wanderer on October 30, 2017, 04:42:09 pm
Mistaking a K9 officer for a therapy dog.
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Post by: Firelight on October 31, 2017, 05:43:50 pm
Death by sans's bad puns
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 26, 2018, 08:56:40 pm
Fell into a working mill and ground into bone meal.
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Post by: Sir_Party_Snax on February 11, 2018, 12:24:47 pm
^ Will die like in the ironically cartoony way possible.
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Post by: Firelight on February 14, 2018, 02:48:17 am
You picked a fight with a werewolf and you lost
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Post by: Sir_Party_Snax on February 14, 2018, 08:01:01 pm
*rolls eyes*
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on February 16, 2018, 08:19:42 pm
Smothered in an avalanche of Chex Mix.
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Post by: Katra on April 27, 2018, 09:08:16 pm
^ Hit by Kamikaze drone.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on June 02, 2018, 09:46:58 pm
Tidal wave of frozen yogurt.
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Post by: Firelight on June 17, 2018, 04:06:41 pm
Being licked to death by my grandpa's pitbull  :D
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Post by: Kobuk on July 10, 2018, 09:22:48 pm
You tried to jump over a fence, but got impaled on the spikes on top of the fence and died.
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Post by: Kay Alett on July 10, 2018, 09:35:06 pm
You went to study birdsuits and mistook a flock of giant eagles for really really well made suits and they ate you up.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on July 30, 2018, 11:44:09 pm
You were involved in an ice cream eating contest with Mr. Neutron and succumbed to a severe ice cream headache and hypothermia.
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Post by: charcoal on December 08, 2018, 12:50:12 pm
Death by bad rocketmotor blowing up in your face
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Post by: Michen_S on December 17, 2018, 02:57:49 pm
Black hoooooooooole!
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Post by: charcoal on December 17, 2018, 07:36:00 pm
You startled the witch
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on December 17, 2018, 08:24:38 pm
My old rusty 4x4 truck falls on him during repair.
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Post by: charcoal on December 18, 2018, 12:24:49 am
I forgot to put on the brake pads while you drive 100 on a curvey road and you take a tumble
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on December 18, 2018, 12:51:05 am
I forgot to put on the brake pads while you drive 100 on a curvey road and you take a tumble

(Forgot those brake pads, my tail!)

He is at a shooting competition,  gets first place,  but gets scope- eye in the process.  His eyes gets infected and leads to gangrene, requiring amputation of his head.
( too dark?)
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Post by: charcoal on December 18, 2018, 01:23:57 am
Not really I got worse things you cross into my sights just as I pull the trigger and I shot you in the gut and slowly bleed out  :DI'm going to jail :D
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on December 18, 2018, 01:31:04 am
Not really I got worse things you cross into my sights just as I pull the trigger and I shot you in the gut and slowly bleed out  :DI'm going to jail :D
Yeah I was running after that stupid blue rubber ball again and didn't notice I was in the shooting range.

You were camping,  fell into the fire and burned into,  charcoal!
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Post by: charcoal on December 18, 2018, 01:39:54 am
I can't stop laughing. You fall into a pit full of snapping turtles
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 25, 2018, 08:18:27 pm
Smothered by a freight car full of his own namesake.
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Post by: charcoal on December 25, 2018, 09:28:04 pm
you get trampled by a herd of spooked reindeer while launching your rocket
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Post by: FarFar on December 26, 2018, 07:04:55 am
Drank too much Christmas eggnog and collapsed with a massive sugar overdose.
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Post by: charcoal on December 26, 2018, 10:09:58 am
I toss you into the earie canal you die from years of pollution and
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on December 26, 2018, 10:51:53 am
You are hot air ballooning, and get sucked up into the upper atmosphere by a tornado.
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Post by: charcoal on December 26, 2018, 11:25:57 am
You get ran over by an ambulance and keep going
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on December 26, 2018, 01:43:16 pm
Oh yeah, you chase the ambulance that hit me while laughing at me, and die of exhaustion.
the ambulance goes to attend to a cat with asthma.
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Post by: FarFar on December 26, 2018, 03:24:46 pm
You impale yourself with a rock pick while digging for new additions to your collection.
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on December 26, 2018, 07:01:07 pm
You impale yourself with a rock pick while digging for new additions to your collection.
Its been close, actually mines kill.  Think cave in.

You have a heart arrythmia from too much coffee.
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Post by: charcoal on December 26, 2018, 08:15:28 pm
You find a vain of gold but while you were digging it out in a rush you knock over a support beam killing yourself
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on December 26, 2018, 09:44:48 pm
You were listening to some Bassnectar, and the subwoofer was turned up too loud, and it blew you up.
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Post by: Kobuk on December 26, 2018, 10:31:48 pm
^  Death by hit squad because you double crossed the Godfather. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, double crosses the Godfather.  >:(
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on December 26, 2018, 11:38:35 pm
You were part of the dog sled team to rush medicine to kids in the arctic. Except you got hopelessly lost and froze to death while watching the aurora borealis. Meanwhile Rocket T Coyote just launched a rocket with medicine to the kids and saved them.  ;)
Turns out the medicine was partly made of mountain dew.
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Post by: charcoal on December 27, 2018, 03:49:05 am
And that rocket hits you while you in your bed killing you in your sleep
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 30, 2018, 12:34:41 am
You accidentally acquire some of that ammo from the Vietnam War that was made with C4 as the propellant. NOW it works as intended.
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on December 30, 2018, 05:46:40 pm
While busy flushing out varmints from a farmers field, you fall into a well.
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Post by: FarFar on December 30, 2018, 06:10:44 pm
While sniffing out luggage as a TSA security dog, you step on a backpack that holds a pressure sensitive cache of C4 and set it off.
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on December 30, 2018, 06:20:10 pm
While sniffing out luggage as a TSA security dog, you step on a backpack that holds a pressure sensitive cache of C4 and set it off.
Dont'cha know to diffuse a C4 bomb, you just pee on it!


You were getting ready to catch a ball, and the other fur kept saying, "Go Far!  No, go FAR! Get out there FarFar away! Farther! and you walked off a cliff.

*splat*   (ultra high quality coffee blew everywhere, what a waste!)

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Post by: charcoal on December 30, 2018, 08:46:21 pm
I hand you my m14 loaded with faulty ammo when you go to fire it it explodes sending the charging handle into your wind pipe killing you slowly
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on December 30, 2018, 11:55:38 pm
I hand you my m14 loaded with faulty ammo when you go to fire it it explodes sending the charging handle into your wind pipe killing you slowly
OMG! I am laughing partially because of the visual, partly because of the shock value!
Man,  so gruesome,  descriptive,  and sad!
But mostly true, as I hardly know my way around firearms.

Okay,
You were super hungry,  and you decided to eat some roadkill creature. You come down with rabies and ebola. You start bleeding out of every hole and slowly die while also foaming out the mouth.  It takes 2 weeks and you pop open!

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Post by: charcoal on December 31, 2018, 02:23:48 am
I didn't get the nickname savage in Oneida For lolz. I hit you with my truck and yell "gta 10 points!"
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Post by: Varg the wanderer on December 31, 2018, 08:51:16 pm
I go out to finish fixing my truck to find it's not there. I can't help but wonder who's truck these brake lines I removed came from if I didn't pull them off mine.

*looks over to where charcoal is speeding away from a wet spot on the pavement, staring with a terrified look at the half-frozen river with it's large "BRIDGE OUT" sign*
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Post by: charcoal on December 31, 2018, 10:04:31 pm
*hits the brakes...nothing * time to tuck and roll * stands up and sees with my brake lines and walks up to calmly and punches you in the throat* don't mess with a gay hillbillys truck it's rude
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Post by: FarFar on January 01, 2019, 07:49:58 am
While reinstalling new brake lines, the truck falls off of the concrete blocks being used as a lift and crushes you in the chest.


BTW...Happy New Year!
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Post by: charcoal on January 01, 2019, 11:51:06 am
You were at a new year party when you get hit in the head by a cork from a Champaign bottle. and happy New years bud
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Post by: Michen_S on January 02, 2019, 09:41:53 am
The fire works.
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Post by: FarFar on January 02, 2019, 10:35:47 am
You were at a new years day dinner party. The main dish was prime rib. You were so hungry that you ate the whole thing, and later suffered a massive and deadly case of indigestion.


BTW...happy new year Michen_S. *wag wag*
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Post by: Varg the wanderer on January 02, 2019, 11:35:14 am
You were nailed by a drunk driver coming home from a New Years party.

...yeah, he partied for waaaaaay too long  :P
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Post by: charcoal on January 02, 2019, 11:37:31 am
You take a tumble down the stairs while on the phone
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Post by: Kobuk on January 02, 2019, 06:35:06 pm
^  Death by drive-by "sledding". A sled dog team runs over you because you were in their way while they were trying to win the Iditarod race.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on January 02, 2019, 08:19:05 pm
While you were running with you sled team you tripped and got ran over by one of the skies breaking your neck
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on January 02, 2019, 11:33:39 pm
You were tired,  and went to sleep and had the best dream ever, and passed peacefully away never knowing what happened.
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Post by: charcoal on January 03, 2019, 12:04:29 am
You died from o.ding on too much cuteness caused by telephone
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 04, 2019, 11:25:00 pm
Random unexpected rain of cometary debris from the Christmas Comet.
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Post by: charcoal on January 04, 2019, 11:36:57 pm
Death by potato cannon
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Post by: FarFar on January 05, 2019, 08:11:27 am
While snow blowing your driveway, you got the machine stuck. As you were trying to get it moving again, the huge pile of snow that you created crashed down upon you, causing you to be crushed under off of its weight.
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Post by: charcoal on January 05, 2019, 12:14:51 pm
You went snowboarding down the closed area and got attacked by a not to happy momma bear
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on January 05, 2019, 07:43:49 pm
Charcoal,
Since you are such a nice guy, you work for the Momma Bear Rescue Association (MBRA) and you rush to the aid of the bear that mauled FarFar.  She had hurt her claw in the fight.  While attending to her broken claws, she sat on your face, and you suffocated.  However, you somehow completed the bandage on her paw before you died.  You were given an award, posthumously.

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Post by: charcoal on January 05, 2019, 07:51:07 pm
My ghost shows up to warn you about an upcoming. Accident but instead gives a heart attack. Whoops my bad bro
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Post by: Michen_S on January 06, 2019, 08:17:33 am
Made a super deadly Laser Death Ray of death! But since he was lacking an assistent, he tried it on himself instead.

It didn't work and he died from the panic attack that ensued.
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Post by: charcoal on January 06, 2019, 11:46:56 am
Beaten to death by nuns with bibles
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Post by: Kobuk on January 06, 2019, 09:11:06 pm
You double crossed Tywin Lannister which was a bad move and then he sent his army to kill you. A Lannister ALWAYS pays his debts. ;)

(https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/tywin-lannister-1.png?w=650)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on January 06, 2019, 09:47:39 pm
I walked up lighting a cigarette but you sprayed to much golone and combust into flames... My reaction. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDM1ZjMK50
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Varg the wanderer on January 07, 2019, 09:45:14 pm
Drowned in a vat of chocolate syrup.
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Post by: charcoal on January 07, 2019, 10:38:09 pm
You knocked over a bikers motorcycle
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on January 07, 2019, 11:20:22 pm
You had an existential crisis, and started convincing yourself that you do not exist.    Then after some time , you thought yourself out of existence.
POOF!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on January 07, 2019, 11:41:08 pm
You got lost in the woods while camping in a haunted area were locals told you don't be out there after dark and after a few days you see a lantern you decide to fallow it and never seen again they only find your gear and a pair boots by a unknown pond
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on January 08, 2019, 11:20:39 am
You contracted a computer virus and it turned you into a Borg. You were later destroyed by Capitan Picard.

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Post by: Kobuk on January 08, 2019, 12:24:12 pm
You tried to capture one of Danerys Targerian's dragons. She didn't like that and got mad. She had one of her dragons roast you to death.  :ordragon:

(https://www.thetimes.co.uk/imageserver/image/methode%2Fsundaytimes%2Fprod%2Fweb%2Fbin%2Fa445db60-89bc-11e7-872c-5aa4a49dbc49.jpg?crop=2667%2C1500%2C0%2C0&resize=685)
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Post by: FarFar on January 09, 2019, 07:50:04 am
You were chasing a truck delivering a shipment of Mt Dew and got run over by a truck delivering a shipment of Pepsi.
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Post by: charcoal on January 09, 2019, 03:10:30 pm
You get hit by a random greyhound bus
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Post by: FarFar on January 09, 2019, 03:21:27 pm
The greyhound bus stops to pick up more passengers. You run to get onto the bus and the door shuts on you, breaking your neck.
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Post by: charcoal on January 12, 2019, 03:44:10 am
You were playing with a ww2 gernade you thought was demilitarized but it was live and you pulled the pin
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: FarFar on January 12, 2019, 08:10:58 am
While target practicing with your M1 grand, you got hit in the eye by the ejecting clip. As you ran around holding your eye, you fell off of a cliff.
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Post by: charcoal on January 12, 2019, 09:54:49 am
You were at the bottom and got crushed...oh crap my bad bro
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on January 15, 2019, 10:22:17 pm
You decided to feed the bears at the zoo with your face.  I mean, 
with,
 your,
 FACE!!

( They ate your face.)
Aaannnnnd, you die!
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Post by: charcoal on January 16, 2019, 12:32:40 am
You trip and fall into a wood chopper *pulls in foot and walks away whistling* I saw nothing
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Kobuk on January 18, 2019, 02:24:01 pm
^  You broke your vow to serve the Night's Watch and defend the Wall, and you ran away from your post. I and my men chased after you and caught you.

Do you have any last words?  No?

I draw my sword and swing it, beheading you.
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Post by: FarFar on January 18, 2019, 02:38:42 pm
You saw me sneaking up on you as you were beheading Charcoal. As you looked at my paws, you saw that I was holding a Klingon phaser rifle. Figuring that I was a threat to you, you started running towards me, with the intent to deal me the same fate as you did to Charcoal. However, you did not see the rock on the ground which you promptly tripped over, skewering yourself through the heart with your blade.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Varg the wanderer on January 19, 2019, 03:06:01 pm
You bled out after a house cat seeking attention gave your forearm an affectionate bite... and nailed an artery. Betchya didn't know you had that birth defect, did you? ;)
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Post by: charcoal on January 19, 2019, 07:37:26 pm
You take a walk in my hometown of tughill during a snow storm you get lost and freeze to death... Pupsicle Anyone 1dollar
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 20, 2019, 12:02:27 am
Trampled by a random Lemming stampede.
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Post by: FarFar on January 20, 2019, 08:09:52 am
Drowned when a storage tank of hot liquid chocolate syrup ruptured.
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Post by: charcoal on January 21, 2019, 01:27:54 am
You got encased on wet cement and suffocated from the waight
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 25, 2019, 12:05:52 am
Disturbed the slumber of a fire-breathing dragon who promptly turned you into your namesake.
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Post by: FarFar on January 25, 2019, 08:30:06 am
While refueling one of your rockets, you inhaled the fumes and passed out from lack of oxygen. The fuel kept flowing and eventually over spilled onto the ground, causing you to drown.
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on January 25, 2019, 02:25:38 pm
While refueling one of your rockets, you inhaled the fumes and passed out from lack of oxygen. The fuel kept flowing and eventually over spilled onto the ground, causing you to drown.

Ahh, good ole hydrazine!

You help me clean out the shed at work and get bit by a rattle snake.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: FarFar on January 25, 2019, 03:08:20 pm
While refueling one of your rockets, you inhaled the fumes and passed out from lack of oxygen. The fuel kept flowing and eventually over spilled onto the ground, causing you to drown.

Ahh, good ole hydrazine!

Yup!

You help me clean out the shed at work and get bit by a rattle snake.
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Post by: FarFar on January 25, 2019, 03:09:16 pm
You picked up said rattlesnake to toss it away and then it bit you!  :D
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Post by: charcoal on January 25, 2019, 11:13:02 pm
You get bit in the jugular by a not to happy northern pike while swimming in a lake near the anarodak mountains
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Post by: FarFar on January 26, 2019, 08:36:22 am
While hiking in said mountains, you slip on some rocks and tumble down a cliff, eventually landing in an "acid lake" where you slowly dissolved. OUCH!!!
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Post by: charcoal on January 27, 2019, 12:03:13 am
You touched uncle Kage's wine (damn phone I have the auto correct off but still corrects me)
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 27, 2019, 01:21:13 am
Encased in parrafin from a candle factory mishap.
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Post by: FarFar on January 28, 2019, 08:01:12 am
You suffocated under a load of garbage while hunting mice at a landfill.
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Post by: charcoal on January 28, 2019, 12:19:05 pm
You get attacked by the seagulls at the landfill
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on February 02, 2019, 08:32:29 pm
You were shopping at the local grocery store really late at night, and a whole isle of canned food fell on you and crushed you.  You struggled to get out, but no one could hear you since it was late and only 3 people were working.  Your last words were, "no more succotash!". 
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Post by: FarFar on February 03, 2019, 09:10:20 am
You choked on the V-8 that you were drinking and in doing so, you aspirated some of it into your lungs. You tried to shout for help, but nobody was around so you drowned drinking a V-8.

What a way to go...death by veggies!
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Post by: charcoal on February 03, 2019, 11:32:09 pm
You were eating beef jerky and you accidentally eat the little Packet of silica gel
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on February 03, 2019, 11:38:45 pm
You ate 10 pounds of super dry beef jerky, and died of an impacted colon.
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Post by: charcoal on February 03, 2019, 11:43:37 pm
You drank to much monster and have a heart attack
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on February 08, 2019, 11:25:30 pm
Lethal dose of radiation from a solar flare as the magnetic north pole suddenly moved to your location.
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Post by: FarFar on February 09, 2019, 08:29:29 am
A drone which was flying above your rocket pad crash landed onto one of your rockets. The drone exploded, sending shrapnel into your eyes. Didn't stop there and it kept going into your brain, killing you quickly (and painlessly).
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on February 09, 2019, 02:26:54 pm
You were camping and a large bear snuck into your tent and slept next to you. She rolled over in her sleep and crushed you slowly, as you gurggled your last words "I got that warm fuzzy feeling all over!"
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Post by: FarFar on February 09, 2019, 06:22:39 pm
When you were out hiking the nature trails, a mountain lion charged after you. Thinking you were in danger, you jumped off of the trial.....and right off of the cliff. Whoops!  OUCH! SPLAT!
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Post by: charcoal on February 12, 2019, 02:36:41 pm
I hand you a rigged lighter and it explodes when you go to light it
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on February 17, 2019, 09:25:11 pm
Accidentally baked into a pie along with four-and-twenty blackbirds.
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Post by: FarFar on February 18, 2019, 07:42:42 am
While walking across a frozen pond, you fell through the ice. Survived that part, but then you tripped over a chunk of ice while walking back to the shore. You were knocked unconscious and froze to death.

Welcome to winter!
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Post by: charcoal on February 18, 2019, 06:47:17 pm
You were tailgating my truck while I was carrying a load of logs and one falls off and crashs through your windshield killing you instantly
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on February 19, 2019, 11:36:46 pm
after decades of using lead based solder, you finally died from agonizing nerve damage.
(i think that is how I will go...)
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Post by: FarFar on February 20, 2019, 12:01:58 pm
Froze to death while outside because the door to your house would not open.

Buuuuuurrrrrrr!
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on February 24, 2019, 10:10:03 pm
Severe reaction to consumption of processed cheese.
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Post by: charcoal on February 25, 2019, 12:31:50 am
We play arrow roulette and I ran and you won and got hit right through the top of the head.
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Post by: FarFar on February 25, 2019, 09:00:45 am
You were changing the targets at the shooting range and got hit by a stray bullet. WHOOPS! SORRY!
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Post by: charcoal on February 25, 2019, 09:56:00 am
You got hit by a plasma grenade
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on March 03, 2019, 03:18:15 pm
Attempted to remove a jammed Pillsbury Toaster Strudel--using a metal fork--without first unplugging toaster. Resulting in spectacular electrocution and the night the lights went out in Weehauken.
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Post by: FarFar on March 03, 2019, 04:30:53 pm
A giant comet took revenge on your house for all of the rockets that you fired into its domain. Sadly, you were inside when it happened.
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Post by: charcoal on March 09, 2019, 08:35:59 am
You got attacked by a librarien while checking an abandoned building for supplies
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Post by: FarFar on March 09, 2019, 10:50:13 am
While trying to find your camping spot, you got lost. As it was freezing cold out, you decided to start a fire. Thinking it would be a good idea to use gasoline to make a fire, you tried to suck some out of your car's gas tank. In the process, you suffocated by inhaling the fumes.
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on March 09, 2019, 09:47:34 pm
You were working on the engine while it was running, and it pulled your ears into the serpentine belt, slicing and dicing you up in the fan nearby.
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Post by: FarFar on March 10, 2019, 08:05:05 pm
You drank what you thought was lemon-lime soda when in fact it was antifreeze for your vehicle.  x_x
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on March 10, 2019, 08:09:36 pm
Swarmed by amorous fireflies.
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on March 10, 2019, 11:40:54 pm
Swarmed by amorous fireflies.
Rocket, you are the whackiest coyote I know! And I hang with some crazy coyotes.



You make a kerosene and LOX rocket engine,  and it works.  But the exhaust blew you into the next state.
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Post by: FarFar on March 11, 2019, 08:45:47 am
Swarmed by amorous fireflies.

YIKES!!!! :o
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on March 22, 2019, 02:40:05 am
 You decide to study great apes, so you wear a fursuit of one. You become close friends with several chimps. Unknown to you they are recruiting you to be in their mob.  Then the day comes that they put you to the test, and as an initation ritual they see if you can beat up a silver backed gorrilla.  You fail, and are hammered into the ground feet first.
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Post by: charcoal on March 29, 2019, 12:33:07 pm
You got hit by random forklift carrying a strong acid and they only found a pile goo and you were burried in a mason jar
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Post by: FarFar on March 29, 2019, 02:11:59 pm
Your new timberland boots were too tight, cutting off the circulation to your feet....then your waist...then your chest...then your head.... x_x
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Post by: Varg the wanderer on March 29, 2019, 07:55:45 pm
You finally figure out where that ammonia smell in the basement was coming from.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on March 29, 2019, 08:39:59 pm
Your tongue sticks to a panic bar of a semi trailer you licked on a dare from the other dogs. The semi then heads out to the freeway with you in tow...
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Post by: FarFar on March 29, 2019, 08:58:16 pm
You get buried under an avalanche of recyclables.
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Post by: charcoal on March 29, 2019, 09:28:08 pm
You go to your local Wal-Mart and can't reach the chicken soup so you climb up and the shelf falls on you squishing you to death.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on March 31, 2019, 01:14:11 am
Accidental encasement inside a bear-sized Gummi Bear of your favorite flavor.
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Post by: charcoal on March 31, 2019, 06:01:50 am
You get accidently flown to space by one of your rockets and die from the vacum
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on March 31, 2019, 06:17:11 pm
You enter a saw mill, and get chained to a log as it is getting quarter sawn. Cutting you in half from crotch to head.   In the background you hear the cackling of the roadrunner.
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Post by: FarFar on March 31, 2019, 07:11:46 pm
You are watching cartoons on your computer and die from hysterical laughter.
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Post by: charcoal on March 31, 2019, 08:07:14 pm
Your tv explodes killing you fast *hides the screw driver and black powder*
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on March 31, 2019, 08:55:41 pm
You work where I do and die of boredom.
 :P
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Post by: Kobuk on March 31, 2019, 09:50:05 pm
I throw you against a wall with superhuman strength and your skull gets crushed.
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Post by: FarFar on March 31, 2019, 09:52:04 pm
You drown in a river of spicy brown mustard.
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Post by: charcoal on March 31, 2019, 11:05:58 pm
You get locked in a tiny room full of tear gas with no ventilation and suffocated
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Post by: FarFar on April 01, 2019, 07:54:18 am
Your area gets pummeled by 6 feet of lake effect snow. The roof on your house collapses, crushing you.
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Post by: charcoal on April 01, 2019, 02:05:36 pm
Slip on some ice and crack your head I
Open and bleedout to death
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on April 06, 2019, 11:16:08 am
You drown in a tidal wave of salsa.
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Post by: Kobuk on April 06, 2019, 12:04:59 pm
You drown in a tidal wave of salsa.

Got chips to go with that?  :D


Anyway..........You fall into a huge vat of bread dough, and when it comes time to bake bread, you accidentally get put in the oven and get baked to death.
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Post by: FarFar on April 06, 2019, 02:45:50 pm
You overdose on caffeine and die of a massive heart attack.
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on April 06, 2019, 03:43:03 pm
You visit a coffee manufacturing site, fall into the lot of coffee beans. Your nostrils are jammed with beans and so is your mouth.  You suffocate  to the aroma of fresh coffee.  How fitting for a coffee corgi !
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Post by: FarFar on April 06, 2019, 05:36:23 pm
You visit a coffee manufacturing site, fall into the lot of coffee beans. Your nostrils are jammed with beans and so is your mouth.  You suffocate  to the aroma of fresh coffee.  How fitting for a coffee corgi !

Gads...that is my dream death!  :D


While walking in the woods, you ate what you thought were edible mushrooms. Instead, they were psychedelic toad stools and you run around in a fit of hallucinating visions. While doing so, you run into a tree, breaking your neck..... x_x
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on April 06, 2019, 09:37:51 pm
Turns out that you're severely allergic to static cling.
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on April 06, 2019, 11:19:26 pm
You were so hungry you ate your tail and continued to eat yourself, flipping inside out, and exposing your guts to the elements,  thereby , um,  suffocating?
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Post by: FarFar on April 07, 2019, 08:16:06 am
You dig a hole in the snow to curl up in and keep warm. Unknown to you, there is unexploded ordnance buried in the ground. You keep digging....and digging...and digging...finally.....BOOM!!  x_x
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Post by: charcoal on April 07, 2019, 10:27:47 pm
Grim reaper gives you a hug and kills on accident
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Post by: FarFar on April 08, 2019, 07:50:01 am
While changing a light bulb, you stick your finger into the socket. The shock causes you to jump backwards into your bookcase which falls on you, crushing you to death.
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on April 08, 2019, 07:08:40 pm
You sampled what you thought was premium  coffee but it was in fact super low grade, expired, poorly brewed coffee, and it caused your mind to just shut down from extreme dissapointment and betrayal.  You slipped into a coma, never to awake.  I pulled your plug, by accident when mopping your hospital room...*oops*
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Post by: FarFar on April 08, 2019, 10:08:34 pm
While mopping other rooms in said hospital, you slipped on a wet floor, breaking your neck. Whoops!
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Post by: charcoal on April 09, 2019, 10:49:17 am
I took a needle and injected air in the line causing you to die from a heart attack * sticks the needle in the red box on the wall * I hate people tossing there needles on the ground
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Post by: FarFar on April 10, 2019, 08:04:18 am
You stepped on a needle that someone tossed on the floor. Unknown to you, it was used on a patient with ebola. You bled to death within a day.
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Post by: charcoal on April 11, 2019, 12:09:17 pm
You won the lottery and got hit by a cop car the next day
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on April 11, 2019, 11:39:39 pm
You were at a rock concert and stuck your head in the giant  subwoofer air port, and it blew your brain out when they hit the drums!
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Post by: FarFar on April 12, 2019, 08:13:11 am
While walking down the street, a storage container of corn syrup exploded, covering you with the sweet liquid. As you ran away in panic, you fell onto a nest of fire ants which crawled over your entire body, stinging you to death. OUCH!!
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Post by: charcoal on April 12, 2019, 02:09:14 pm
You got jumped by Grafton monsters while in the waistland
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Post by: FarFar on April 12, 2019, 07:34:36 pm
You slipped into a sugar induced coma when you drank 10 gallons of soda. The doctors thought you were dead and so they pulled the plug, causing you to stop breathing.
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Post by: charcoal on April 13, 2019, 04:20:47 am
I reach out of the cofin and grab your shirt trying to get out and accidentally pull you into my headstone headfirst killing you instantly. The doctors you had one job check my pulse but you failed
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on April 13, 2019, 11:43:24 am
You climbed a 400 foot antenna tower to get the best 4G service ever.
Then you fell.......* SPLAT*

Can you hear me now?
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Post by: FarFar on April 13, 2019, 04:51:36 pm
You were crushed to death when charcoal fell on you as you were sniffing the base of the antenna tower.
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on April 13, 2019, 10:01:27 pm
Prior to charcoal falling on me  , I peed on you ( oh sorry didn't see the little corgi there).
I was carrying a serious disease,  which you caught. You died a week later.
We were apparently both at the antenna  tower to sniff the biochemical instant messages others left on our organic message board.  :D
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Post by: FarFar on April 13, 2019, 10:12:58 pm
As you were trying to pee on me, I reached up and grabbed your.........leg.....with my sharp teeth, twisting it so that the ligaments ripped apart. You died from extreme agony. Whoops....sorry!
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on April 13, 2019, 11:13:51 pm
You became facinated with biting and chewing...
You tried to bite another dog's ... leg... off and you bit off a LOT more than you could chew!
You choked on what you severed and died.
 :o
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Post by: charcoal on April 14, 2019, 04:12:04 am
You ate you waight in chocolate at Hershey park (chocolate is poison to dogs)
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Post by: FarFar on April 14, 2019, 07:24:30 am
You drank a gallon of red wine, not realizing that grapes are poisonous to dogs.
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on April 14, 2019, 11:59:23 am
You drank a gallon of red wine, not realizing that grapes are poisonous to dogs.
Oh, so the alcohol is not a factor there?  Just the grapes?


You drank a gallon of coffee and died (coffee is poisonous to dogs)
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Post by: charcoal on April 14, 2019, 01:18:03 pm
I'm red neck and I'm part German so red wine is koolaid to me lol. You both die from lead poisoning delivered via my m14
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Post by: Kobuk on April 14, 2019, 04:59:03 pm
(http://www.cartoonspot.net/looney-tunes/picture/road-runner-1.jpg)

You got run over by a really fast Road Runner and died. BEEP! BEEP!  :D
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Post by: charcoal on April 14, 2019, 06:01:01 pm
The coyote hits you with his acme safe crushing you into a puddle of gorey bits and fur
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Post by: FarFar on April 14, 2019, 08:01:30 pm
You slip on a banana peel and hit your head on a light post. The light is shaken loose by the impact and falls onto your head. Pieces of glass cut your eyes and you bleed to death. 
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Post by: charcoal on April 15, 2019, 12:48:24 am
You die how ever you wanna go and you see your love ones again
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Post by: Kobuk on April 17, 2019, 02:01:56 pm
You get locked in a room for 72 hours straight where the only thing to do is constantly listen to Weird Al's Hardware Store video which you cannot turn off or stop. It drives you so crazy that you committ suicide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdfFhjUY8iw
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Post by: charcoal on April 17, 2019, 03:33:56 pm
You got trapped in a storage unit for three years and when they open it to sell it they find your skeleton laying on the ground reaching for a mtn dew
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on April 17, 2019, 04:19:31 pm
You are a hoarder of stuff.
You were sleep walking and ran into a stack of newspapers from 1950 till present. It fell on you and buried you alive.
You were mummified by the dry paper. No one found you till 1 year later.
A newspaper was delivered to your door, with you as the front page news.
Finally famous!
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Post by: charcoal on April 17, 2019, 04:34:27 pm
Death by slapjop ninjas
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Post by: FarFar on April 17, 2019, 05:21:59 pm
A gamma ray beam fried your insides.
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Post by: charcoal on April 17, 2019, 05:45:05 pm
Rods from God are fired at your house while you were in the show killing you instently
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Post by: FarFar on April 17, 2019, 06:47:04 pm
You ate one too many habanaro peppers and drowned from all of the sweat your body produced.
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Post by: charcoal on April 17, 2019, 06:52:49 pm
You ate a whole pouch of tobacco and died from nicotine poisoning
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on April 17, 2019, 10:51:20 pm
You were tickled to death.
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Post by: charcoal on April 18, 2019, 12:38:40 am
You saw a crime go down no witnesses
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Post by: FarFar on April 18, 2019, 07:55:45 am
You died of laughter.
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Post by: charcoal on April 18, 2019, 09:02:59 am
Chewed on some electric wires
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Post by: FarFar on April 18, 2019, 10:23:32 am
Got hit by a falling tree. OUCH!
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on April 18, 2019, 10:58:40 am
Ate too many Peeps candies.
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Post by: charcoal on April 18, 2019, 02:32:35 pm
Peeps in a microwave causing it to explode and you get cooked by peep napalm
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Post by: FarFar on April 18, 2019, 03:37:12 pm
Drank too much Mt Dew and you could not make it to the bathroom in time. Your bladder exploded, flooding your insides with toxins and you died when your heart stopped.
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Post by: charcoal on April 18, 2019, 07:35:33 pm
You dropped the bass to hard and blows your heart up
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Post by: FarFar on April 18, 2019, 07:56:30 pm
While cutting trees with the double bladed ax, it bounces off of a limb and hits you in the head, causing massive brain damage...and your death. x_x
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Post by: charcoal on April 18, 2019, 10:42:46 pm
You get a cursed ring that causes extreme anxiety attacks you die from breathing to hard
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on April 19, 2019, 12:32:39 am
You get a cursed ring that causes extreme anxiety attacks you die from breathing to hard
Not funny, I think I must have swallowed that ring and it never passed through!

You eat the Christmas tree and all of its decorations.
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Post by: FarFar on April 19, 2019, 08:15:11 am
You eat a 5 pound block of cheese and your intestines jam up, causing your insides to rupture.
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Post by: charcoal on April 19, 2019, 08:17:40 am
Sorry here's a ring that causes good luck and evens you out you. You get sucked back into time and it's the Salem witch trials and you get accused
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on April 19, 2019, 01:35:55 pm
You get wrapped in cling film... can't breathe!
(that was a bad idea!)
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Post by: FarFar on April 19, 2019, 02:44:00 pm
You are painting a room in your house and get asphyxiated by the fumes.
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on April 19, 2019, 04:37:21 pm
You are working on the fuel rail on your truck while in a closed non ventilated garage...and are overcome by the fumes!
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Post by: charcoal on April 19, 2019, 04:43:07 pm
You were cleaning with bleach and accidentally mix ammonia in the same bucket and die from the gas
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Post by: Kobuk on April 19, 2019, 05:44:02 pm
Shoots you point blank range as I pass you by on the sidewalk. Why? Because I just felt like it.
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Post by: charcoal on April 19, 2019, 06:04:39 pm
The bullet bounces of the brick wall hitting you in the cortid artery causing you to bleed out should pay attention to the ballistics
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Post by: FarFar on April 19, 2019, 06:40:49 pm
The bricks in the wall come loose as a result of the bullet hitting them. The resulting structural failure causes the wall to fall on you, crushing you to death. OUCH!
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Post by: charcoal on April 20, 2019, 02:16:10 am
I give a big gulp full of strong coffee and your heart explodes like a small nuke
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Post by: FarFar on April 20, 2019, 08:53:30 am
A zombie wasp comes along and burrows itself into your brain while you are asleep. You turn into a zombie a week later and you get impaled by someone who mistakes you as Count Dracula.
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Post by: charcoal on April 20, 2019, 10:08:13 am
I drop a plugged toaster into your bathtub while you are. Init electricuting ya to death
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on April 20, 2019, 11:15:57 am
Trampled in the mad dash to find hidden Easter Eggs in your local park.
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Post by: charcoal on April 20, 2019, 11:26:09 am
You got hit by an rpg and they finding bits of ya years later
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Post by: FarFar on April 20, 2019, 03:46:01 pm
Food poisoning from eating roadkill.
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on April 20, 2019, 10:34:21 pm
You guys are so brutal!

Your fursuit crush turns you down.  You die of sadness.
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Post by: FarFar on April 21, 2019, 08:50:46 am
Your fursuit crush hugs you to death!  :D

(What a way to go....)
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on April 21, 2019, 09:02:51 am
Your fursuit crush comes through for you, but you get an incurable disease And die!
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Post by: FarFar on April 21, 2019, 09:15:21 am
Your fursuit crush comes through for you, but you get an incurable disease And die!

Oh, that would be awful!  >:(

While fursuiting, your head gets stuck and you can't remove it. You die by drowning in your own sweat. YUCK!
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Post by: charcoal on April 21, 2019, 06:23:05 pm
You get eaten alive by a pack of hamsters
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Post by: FarFar on April 21, 2019, 07:35:44 pm
You fall into a giant sinkhole. That doesn't kill you, but while waiting for rescue, a thunderstorm passes through the area and the resulting flash flood empties into the sinkhole that you are in, causing you to drown.
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on April 21, 2019, 07:40:35 pm
At work you are a chemist named Mike doing water quality testing.
On the lab bench, you have on the top level, Arsenic Trioxide powder with a bit of spilled powder around the bottle.
On the lower level of the bench, you have your lunch.
You are not paying attention and arsenic powder falls into your lunch as you work, from the old spill you never cleaned up.
You eat the sandwich!

FYI:
This is taken from an actual happening at a place I worked.  The man did NOT die, because myself and another saw the powder fall in the food, and spoke up immediately.  The chemist was essentially a scatter brained professor type and was unaware of his lethal mistake.   :o
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Post by: FarFar on April 21, 2019, 07:50:27 pm
You ate what you thought was powdered almonds when in fact, it was cyanide.  x_x
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on April 21, 2019, 08:10:09 pm
Smothered in a freak avalanche of green LEDs during a train derailment accident.
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Post by: charcoal on April 21, 2019, 10:21:20 pm
You got hut by a moon buggy when they started allowing coyote on the moon
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Post by: Kobuk on April 21, 2019, 10:28:55 pm
Slits your throat and watches you die from extreme blood loss.
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Post by: charcoal on April 22, 2019, 07:42:24 am
I shoot you in the head with a potato cannon ans while your out cold I put face first in the creek drowning you
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Post by: FarFar on April 22, 2019, 08:27:26 am
.....you then slip into the creek and get mauled to death by a swarm of angry fish.
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Post by: charcoal on April 22, 2019, 09:07:09 am
While you were watching you get swarmed by hornets
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Post by: Kobuk on April 22, 2019, 10:31:18 pm
Died when you overate too much Easter candy and you forgot to look at the expiration date which was 5 years ago.
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Post by: charcoal on April 22, 2019, 11:42:30 pm
You got attack by a chocolate bunny for eating his twin
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on April 22, 2019, 11:51:49 pm
Accidental consumption of several "Instant Martian" pills, thinking them to be vending machine peanuts.
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Post by: charcoal on April 22, 2019, 11:56:18 pm
You fall of a cliff and when you hit the ground leaving a coyote shaped hole and a cloud of dust
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Post by: FarFar on April 25, 2019, 12:19:39 pm
You broke into Kobuk's stash of Mt Dews. He caught you in the act and pummeled you to death with the empty bottles.
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Post by: charcoal on April 25, 2019, 04:59:46 pm
You hop into my truck and I tell you put on your seatbelt you said no and I breakcheck you and you go through the windshield breaking your neck. what'd ya learn
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Post by: Kobuk on April 25, 2019, 10:13:47 pm
Pushed off a cliff at Grand Canyon National Park.
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on April 26, 2019, 12:09:36 am
So you're the one pushing old ladies over the edege.

I turn you in to the police. You were known as the grand pusher malamute (idk), and are sentenced to die by drinking too much sparkling water.  It's blandness causes you to die of boredom. Kind of like my post here.
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Post by: charcoal on April 26, 2019, 08:34:30 am
Get hit by a rock spat out by my lawnmower killing you on impact
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Post by: FarFar on April 26, 2019, 08:53:14 am
Your lawnmower explodes due to you putting in jet fuel instead of gasoline. You die from being impaled by the shrapnel.
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Post by: Kobuk on April 26, 2019, 04:43:05 pm
Died when I secretly switched your coffee from regular to decaf.
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Post by: charcoal on April 27, 2019, 11:28:02 am
I lock you in a room full of diet coke and you die of dehydration
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on April 27, 2019, 05:58:48 pm
I duct taped you to the floor and forgot you there.
A bunch of dogs licked you to death.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on April 27, 2019, 10:00:56 pm
You were fed canned dog food that somehow missed the recall.
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Post by: FarFar on April 28, 2019, 09:14:41 am
You were drinking what you thought was water. It was your supply of rocket fuel. Whoops! x_x
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on April 28, 2019, 09:58:45 am
You drank coffee brewed from castor beans.
Castor, coffee, whats the diff?
(Ricin vs. Caffiene)
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Post by: charcoal on April 29, 2019, 01:29:47 am
You got attacked by a possessed dirt devil vacuum cleaner and it sucks up your soul
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on April 29, 2019, 03:27:01 am
You got attacked by a possessed dirt devil vacuum cleaner and it sucks up your soul

For that to happen i would need a soul!

During a lightning storm you seek shelter under a tree and get hit by lightning.
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Post by: FarFar on April 29, 2019, 07:50:37 am
Tree falls on you, crushing you to death. x_x
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Post by: Kobuk on April 29, 2019, 10:32:00 pm
50 years from now, cocoa beans become extinct and there is no more coffee to be made. You die from coffee/caffine withdrawl.
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Post by: FarFar on April 30, 2019, 06:39:27 am
While giving a tour at a Mt Dew making factory, the vat which contains yellow/green dye #6 explodes and you drown in the colorful additive.
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Post by: charcoal on April 30, 2019, 11:22:46 am
The coffee used in your iv was to hot and cooks you from the inside
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Post by: Kobuk on May 13, 2019, 07:27:01 pm
I yell "DRACARYS!" and Drogon the dragon swoops down and roasts you to death with fire.  :ordragon:
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on May 15, 2019, 09:54:45 am
Your dragon Drogon, saw Charcoal's fan-club t-shirt with Drogon's picture on it, and realized he roasted a good friend.
So ... He then turned around and roasted you twice for commanding him to burn alive his biggest fan.
 :ordragon: :ordragon:
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Post by: charcoal on May 15, 2019, 09:49:54 pm
You were trespassing on my property and i threw potatoes at you till you die
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on May 16, 2019, 09:00:00 am
 The potatoes you were growing on your property saw what you were doing with them. ( they used their many eyes ). They were pacifist potatoes. They started an organized uprising. The "rebellion of the spuds" is what it would be known as.  They all entangled you with their roots the next time you were dancing in the potato field at midnight.  They held you there for 3 days until you promised not to use spuds as lethal weapons.  You later were released, but as you got in your truck you slipped and fell. Your truck is lifted like 3'.  You hit your head on a hard dry dead potato and, slowly die.
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Post by: charcoal on May 16, 2019, 10:06:14 am
I placed a hit on you and you got sniped
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on May 16, 2019, 09:42:43 pm
You got hit by a meteor
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Post by: charcoal on May 17, 2019, 12:02:05 am
Angry anubis attack
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Post by: FarFar on May 17, 2019, 07:46:19 pm
You fall into a pile of rotten potatoes and smother to death.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on May 18, 2019, 01:24:40 am
Your pointy ears attract a lightning strike.
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Post by: FarFar on May 18, 2019, 10:02:30 am
You fry yourself when trying to wire up a booster to one of your rockets.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on May 18, 2019, 10:59:37 am
You got hit by a falling bundle roofing shingles
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Post by: FarFar on May 18, 2019, 05:11:15 pm
You sniffed too much glue.
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on May 20, 2019, 04:54:45 pm
Your dog peed on you while you were asleep and you drowned.
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Post by: FarFar on May 22, 2019, 08:27:14 am
My dog feel asleep on top of your head while you were sleeping. You suffocated.
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on May 22, 2019, 01:43:13 pm
My dog feel asleep on top of your head while you were sleeping. You suffocated.
Sounds nice...

You made it to 1000 posts on Furtopia and the computer blew up in your face. for some reason.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: FarFar on May 22, 2019, 04:16:29 pm
You logged onto Furtopia and your password was not accepted. In frustration, you threw your computer across the room. It shattered into a thousand pieces, one of which flew into your head with such force it penetrated your brain, killing you instantly.

I bet you wished you just reset your password. :P
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on May 23, 2019, 04:17:49 pm
You ate too much of your fur.  And being synthetic fur from your suit.... you got a huge intestinal blockage and died of terrible gas.  Should have used a large bore trocar.
Should have stopped licking yourself... :D
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Post by: charcoal on May 24, 2019, 02:05:07 am
* fires an rpg at you*always watch the trees
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on May 24, 2019, 01:40:45 pm
The new outbreak of Ebola spread, and you raced in to help.  Too bad you were licking peoples wounds for first aid.
You got ebola.
ya, you died.
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Post by: charcoal on May 26, 2019, 01:53:17 am
I hug you to death cuz I'm a nice killer
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on May 26, 2019, 12:25:43 pm
As you hug me to death,  my tiny brain pops out my eye socket and you start laughing.  You laugh to death!
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Post by: charcoal on May 26, 2019, 10:25:01 pm
You stepped on a landmine
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on May 28, 2019, 11:43:32 am
 They trace the landmine to you,  and you spend the rest of your life in prison
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Post by: charcoal on May 28, 2019, 05:34:15 pm
You accidentally drank draino and die
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on May 29, 2019, 01:36:24 am
 You were abducted by aliens and probed way  too much!
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Post by: charcoal on May 29, 2019, 10:55:23 am
The jokes I could make but I can't so slap you to death with a dead catfish
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on May 30, 2019, 06:44:45 pm
The king catfish hears about how you used a dead catfish for slapping me to death.  He then sends his death squad of huge carp to over turn your boat.  You drown, while being slapped by a carp.
What a carpy way to go.
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Post by: charcoal on June 01, 2019, 11:22:51 am
I call in a air strike and the carpet bomb you for that bad pun
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Post by: FarFar on June 02, 2019, 11:19:16 am
You fall into a lake and get eaten alive by all of the carp and catfish.
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on June 02, 2019, 07:00:54 pm
I call in a air strike and the carpet bomb you for that bad pun
You know you liked it! ;)

You fall into a lake and get eaten alive by all of the carp and catfish.
Laughing at my demise,  you jiggle and shake your plush self off of the dam. 
Plus side is it is on video.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on June 04, 2019, 11:15:02 pm
Peed on the third rail.
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on June 05, 2019, 01:14:41 am
Peed on the third rail.
Weenie roast anyone? :o

Your owner forgot to feed you
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Post by: FarFar on June 06, 2019, 10:04:15 am
Ate too much chocolate....(bad for us doggies)!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on June 06, 2019, 02:54:46 pm
I make a voodoo doll of you and give to my nephew to play with btw he likes the hand me down .22 rifle I gave him
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Post by: FarFar on June 07, 2019, 08:29:00 am
Your nephew points the .22 rifle you gave him at you...and pulls the trigger. And he didn't realize that there was a shell in the chamber. Whoops!  x_x
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Post by: charcoal on June 07, 2019, 09:29:33 am
It bounces of my belt buckle and hits you in the throat and you bleed out *looks at nephew* good shot but your grounded from the guns
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on June 10, 2019, 09:52:11 am
You had a severe case of the mange.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on June 11, 2019, 06:15:44 pm
Death by random falling potted plants and crushing your skull
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Post by: Jade Sinapu on June 13, 2019, 09:24:36 pm
Someone mixed you with sulfur and potassium nitrate,  creating black powder,  and they lit the fuse. 
Ka-Boom!!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: FarFar on June 14, 2019, 08:48:33 am
You ate the rest of the container of potassium nitrate, not realizing that it was not candy.  x_x
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on June 14, 2019, 07:58:27 pm
Kinda funny really... ever taste the stuff...??

You drank tea,  and it upset your bodies natural coffe balance and you died of shock and horror.
Turns out, coffee really does run through your veins
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: FarFar on June 15, 2019, 09:53:58 pm
You ingested my accumulated store of used coffee grounds, causing an intestinal blockage which then killed you when you drank a gallon of iced tea.

Whoops!! *shuda threw away those grounds*  Sorry!!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on June 19, 2019, 02:01:02 am
You were playing with the 6 pAck rings and it some hoe gets around your neck and you choke to death.* walks in* how did you manage to do that one
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on June 25, 2019, 11:35:26 am
you drank all 6 orange sodas and your stomach blew up from carbonation and you died.
Pitbulls are gas intolerant
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on June 25, 2019, 06:40:14 pm
You were canoeing got heat stroke and fell into the eater and drowned
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on June 28, 2019, 05:00:32 pm
U lived to be an old pitbull of age 15, and went peacefully while laying on your memory foam pillow with other furs at your side petting you.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on July 01, 2019, 11:07:02 pm
Severe ice cream headache from entering a Slurpee-eating contest.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on July 02, 2019, 03:45:03 pm
You ran out of black powder based rocket motors, and decided to make your own from "rocket candy".

you ate the rocket candy
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on July 11, 2019, 06:57:03 pm
You died of heartbreak
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: FarFar on July 12, 2019, 09:27:09 am
I was giving you so many hugs you died of asphyxiation.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on July 12, 2019, 06:13:09 pm
During your hug fest, you died of a combination of our combined body odor and pure excitement.
  :D
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Kobuk on July 13, 2019, 09:39:03 am
You shoplifted some Dew from my cafe/coffee shop. I chased you down and beat you to a pulp.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: FarFar on July 27, 2019, 08:32:02 am
You didn't tell anyone here on Furtopia what your new fursuit was going to be. As you were sleeping, we all jumped upon you in a giant fur pile and you were crushed to death.  x_x

"Shoulda told someone!" Whoops!!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on July 27, 2019, 09:48:26 pm
U forgot to feed your pet pterodactyl.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Kobuk on July 27, 2019, 10:20:54 pm
A giant eagle swoops down and picks you up in it's large talon claws, then carries you to it's nest where it dismembers you with it's sharp beak and talons, then feeds your body parts to it's young babies.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on July 31, 2019, 11:16:18 pm
You got hit too hard by the fumes off the modeling glue killing all your braincells but before you died you made the most accurate model of the bismark
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: FarFar on August 02, 2019, 08:56:50 am
A 20 pound carp leaped into your boat when you were fishing. It hit you on your neck, breaking it and causing you to fall overboard where you were instantly nibbled upon by a school of hungry minnows.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on August 02, 2019, 09:11:13 am
You got swarmed by pidgins and they ate you like school of piranhas
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Kobuk on August 02, 2019, 02:48:01 pm
I kill you because you spelled "pidgeon" wrong.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on August 02, 2019, 04:31:25 pm
 Oops I kill you by cutting in half with a scythe and taking your soul to furry heaven
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: FarFar on August 03, 2019, 05:00:27 pm
You drank a gallon of cola and then ate a box of menthos, causing you to explode.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on August 03, 2019, 11:16:13 pm
You got hit by a piece of my rib in the eye puncturing your brain and die
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Kobuk on August 06, 2019, 10:35:43 pm
^ Killed by Jeremihah Valeska (aka The Joker) from GOTHAM.

Hahahaha!  :D

(https://img.cinemablend.com/quill/4/7/6/a/2/2/476a22f4333223b6412cbc2ff3541dfe88c25f46.png)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on August 07, 2019, 12:44:21 am
You catch my con crud and die from coughing.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on August 07, 2019, 01:29:03 am
You get jumped by a wild pack of toddlers yelling puppy while you were in fursuit you get hugged to to death and on your headstone it reads "this guy died doing what he loves he will be missed"
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on August 07, 2019, 01:54:11 pm
You get jumped by a wild pack of toddlers yelling puppy while you were in fursuit you get hugged to to death and on your headstone it reads "this guy died doing what he loves he will be missed"
Not far from the truth charcoal.
I did seem to get a lot of that.

You get abducted by aliens and their experiments go bad. They dump you in the nearest hospital parkinglot at night. Too late.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on August 07, 2019, 07:21:10 pm
I give you the alien version of concrud it takes you out a day later
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: FarFar on August 09, 2019, 08:20:48 am
Death by eating too much beef jerky.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on August 09, 2019, 10:08:32 am
Death by being a o much of a good boy
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Kobuk on August 09, 2019, 05:08:09 pm
You were mowing your lawn at 7am in the morning while I was still in bed trying to sleep. I woke up and went over to your place and killed you with my fangs and claws.

Good thing the only "weapon control" in America applies to guns. Not fangs and claws.  :goldbloody:
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on August 09, 2019, 06:20:05 pm
I shoot with a bow they never suspect a guy with a bow
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on August 10, 2019, 08:39:17 pm
You were swarmed by Lolitas and succumbed to acute cuteness.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on August 10, 2019, 10:31:05 pm
A picture of my ex caused your head to explode in to dust
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Kobuk on August 10, 2019, 11:30:07 pm
Breaks into your home, shoots you, then robs all your money so I can buy more Mt. Dew.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on August 10, 2019, 11:34:13 pm
I Rigged the safe with an m44 cyanide bomb https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3a/Closeup_of_a_set_M-44_device.jpg/220px-Closeup_of_a_set_M-44_device.jpg
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on August 11, 2019, 03:59:43 am
I forced you to listen to 76 hours of experimental regge electronica ambient dub.
And drink only tap water from flint Michigan.
All while smelling stinky cheeses.
No one was sure which killed you. 
 
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on August 11, 2019, 04:06:38 am
Probably the stinky cheese I have a sensitive nose
I make you swim in a lake at night and drip dry enjoy the hypothermia
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on August 11, 2019, 05:51:48 pm
I make you granola bars with way too much black walnut flavor.  It blows your mind.  Boom!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on August 11, 2019, 06:30:32 pm
You got dragged into a portal to heck it has vacuums and steel toe boots so watch the tail and your never seen again
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: FarFar on August 12, 2019, 08:07:48 am
You were kidnapped by a bunch of aliens. You tried to escape in their spacecraft. Upon trying to figure out the controls, you hit the self destruct button. POOF!! (well, at least you got rid of the aliens for all of us).
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on August 12, 2019, 09:00:20 am
You got hit by the falling debris
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Kobuk on August 31, 2019, 10:50:38 pm
I kill you because you didn't get me a jumbo blueberry muffin for breakfast. I'm pissed.  >:(
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on September 01, 2019, 02:23:06 am
When I was charging an airconditioner on a car the high pressure line blows up and kills you.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 01, 2019, 12:23:25 pm
Accidentally mistaken for an actual police working dog, taken to the local airport to sniff out contraband, and taken down by a smuggler seeking to collect a bounty on police working dogs.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: FarFar on September 11, 2019, 07:39:56 pm
You get hosed down with a water cannon that was filled with maple syrup, causing you to suffocate in the sweet liquid.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on September 11, 2019, 11:18:50 pm
While touring my local large brewery, you fall into the large silo full of hops and barely. You suffocate in the dry grains.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Kobuk on September 13, 2019, 09:59:50 pm
You tried to steal a drink from my cafe without paying. When confronting you, you threatened me and I shot you because I was within my rights per the "Stand your Ground" law.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on September 13, 2019, 11:24:46 pm
While protesting gun violence outside another one of your cafe's, you again come out and shoot me with your 12" civil war canon replica.  I have like 7 lives.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Kobuk on September 18, 2019, 09:09:26 pm
Multiple lives are for cats only. Not german shepherds.

Punches you so hard that you lose conscientiousness and you die shortly thereafter.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on September 18, 2019, 11:05:38 pm
When I was punched I spewed micro fine blood mist on your face, and it contained anthrax which I acquired from a trip to a remote island.  You died because multiple lives are also not for malamutes.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: FarFar on September 20, 2019, 08:57:48 am
you were eating a hard boiled egg. You were so hungry that you did not remove the shell. The fragments cut your insides up and you died from internal hemorrhaging.

Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on September 20, 2019, 11:30:42 am
You go to the greenhouse that I work at now to cheer us up and you die from heat stroke
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on September 24, 2019, 11:40:50 pm
You die from "green house gas"
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Kobuk on September 30, 2019, 09:02:24 pm
Kills you to stop you from digging holes in people's yards.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on September 30, 2019, 09:45:01 pm
You die when you fall into one of my many yard holes
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 02, 2019, 08:54:57 pm
Mistaken for an Air Force working dog, you end up guarding a C-5 Galaxy. Due to the lack of awareness from being in fursuit, you get sucked into one of the engines during start-up.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on October 02, 2019, 09:31:34 pm
Fursuit?!  This is my regular face!  😆

You get killed for breaking into an aerospace company and launching a rocket.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Kobuk on October 02, 2019, 09:44:04 pm
You died when the Chinese cooked you up as food.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on October 02, 2019, 09:46:18 pm
Your emergency therapy pet, a snapping turtle,  snapped at your jugular vein .
You died.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Kobuk on October 02, 2019, 09:50:05 pm
Your tail got caught in a very large paper shredder, and so did the rest of you. Bye!  :D
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on October 02, 2019, 09:57:50 pm
While attempting to save me from the shredder, you get electrocuted when pulling the power plug.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 05, 2019, 01:53:02 pm
While a stunt double for Rin Tin Tin, you run through a mine field, dodge a hailstorm of machinegun blanks, and simulated artillery shells--only to be done in by the egg salad sandwich from the food truck.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on October 07, 2019, 09:47:30 am
Death by bottle rocket barrage
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on October 07, 2019, 10:20:11 pm
U ate my mothers cooking.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Kobuk on October 07, 2019, 11:18:22 pm
U ate my mothers cooking.

(If it's that bad, then I'll pass.  :P Besides, my mother's cooking is so much better. :) )

Anyway..........kills Jade with a canon.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on October 08, 2019, 05:44:37 am
You triggered god so he zapped you got o death
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on October 10, 2019, 09:49:04 pm
You died because you confused me with your last post and my head blew up.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 11, 2019, 09:51:38 pm
You saw someone toss a lighted stick of dynamite, and you retrieved it.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on October 14, 2019, 09:20:22 pm
It was you who tossed me the dynamite,  and I faithfully brought it back to you. Boom!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 15, 2019, 11:11:17 pm
The resulting explosion aggravated a nearby nest of killer bees and they swarmed over you.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: FarFar on October 30, 2019, 07:58:21 am
Inhaling the vapors while refueling one of your rockets!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on October 30, 2019, 09:55:17 pm
You partied too hard!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: FarFar on November 01, 2019, 09:47:11 am
You partied too hard!

NEVER!!!!    :goldhowl:


You ate too much mac-n-cheese!!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on November 01, 2019, 07:39:05 pm
You ate what was left over from my mac-n-cheese and died from constipstion.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: FarFar on November 02, 2019, 09:10:27 am
You were constipated from eating too much mac-n-cheese and you then overdosed on laxatives.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on November 02, 2019, 12:57:41 pm
You rushed in to help clean up my mess due to my laxatives, slipped, and hit your head.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on November 09, 2019, 06:03:37 am
You got hit by a snowplow while listening to I can't drive 55
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on November 09, 2019, 07:18:17 pm
You were headbanging to "I can't drive 55!" And head banged into some nitroglycerin.   Boom!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on November 14, 2019, 05:33:29 pm
You barked up the wrong tree during a thunderstorm.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on November 17, 2019, 05:25:06 pm
You did a guided lightning experiment by trailing a wire behind your rocket . It worked . But you were too close to the rocket and got zapped.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: charcoal on November 18, 2019, 06:45:47 pm
you were in a building that was set for demolition and got blown up
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on November 20, 2019, 01:52:15 am
When building blew up,  so did I. 
My bone fragments and teeth acted as shrapnel and hit you. 
How did it feel to have my bone(s) inside you? :D

You bled to death slowly.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: FarFar on November 29, 2019, 08:23:16 am
You ate too much Thanksgiving day dinner.  You felt the need to take 3 laxatives and you took 3 boxes of laxatives by mistake. Need I say more?

I feel sorry for your septic system....
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on November 29, 2019, 08:02:10 pm
You sniffed for chocolate and found a 20 pound block at a chocolate factory.  You ate it. But later fell in a vat of hot melted chocolate.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 04, 2019, 07:23:19 pm
You chased--and caught--an armored car. The guards didn't take it well.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on December 05, 2019, 11:38:06 pm
You chased--and caught--an armored car. The guards didn't take it well.
At least i died rich even if it didn't last.better luck in my next life.

You were attacked by a family of coyotes when you strolled too close to their home. They thought you were coming to take over their mannor

Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 08, 2019, 04:48:05 pm
Your muzzle became stuck in a jar of peanut butter and you asphixiated.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: FarFar on December 24, 2019, 09:19:58 am
You fell into a vat of liquid nougat at a candy making factory. The workers didn't realize you were in there and when they processed the goo though the cutting machine...... x_x
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on December 24, 2019, 05:56:22 pm
 You took the head off in a convention and let the magic out.  The crowd stomped you to death with huge puffy paws. 
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 29, 2019, 05:55:06 pm
You fell into a vat of liquid nougat at a candy making factory. The workers didn't realize you were in there and when they processed the goo though the cutting machine...... x_x

But it was a sweet ending.

You had your fursuit dry cleaned and the fumes did you in.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on December 29, 2019, 09:52:58 pm
 At a furry con, you tried to show someone your "rocket" and was shot.  Too bad it really was a real Atlas V replica capable of high altitude flight!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 04, 2020, 12:29:42 pm
To protect St Nick, you attacked Torg--the robot from Santa Claus Conquers The Martians--but it dodged you and you flew into the paws of that awful polar bear fur suit character only to asphyxiate from the fake snow going up your muzzle.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Kobuk on May 18, 2020, 10:34:16 pm
Just as you were opening the door to my cafe, I was coming out the same door and pushed a little too hard and knocked you down. You fell to the sidewalk and hit your head and suffered a severe concussion and later died at the hospital.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on June 22, 2020, 10:50:32 pm
Installing Mt Dew-on-tap took an unexpected turn when the pressurized keg jetted you through the ceiling, out of an upper floor window and into the the path of a descending commercial cargo jet where you were then pulled into one of the jet engines. However, you exit the tailpipe with only minor scorching. You then survive the plunge into a nearby lake only to be struck on the head by the now empty keg of Mt Dew.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on September 04, 2020, 02:41:58 am
You were loading hydrazine into a rocket and it leaked.  U ded.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Kobuk on September 04, 2020, 10:28:57 pm
You plotted to take a course to travel to Mars. But you miscalculated the coordinates and traveled to a black hole 500 light years away which sucked you in.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on September 06, 2020, 07:24:00 pm
You were at Kobuks Kafe late at night preparing for the next day, and you opened a container and it had rotting cabbage in it , and the stink took your breath away and it never came back. 
 :P x_x
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 12, 2020, 12:22:00 am
You auditioned for the lead role in "Rin Tin Tin 2020" only to be done in when the SFX crew accidentally set out explosive charges instead of smudge pots with Fuller's earth for the "Running Through A Minefield" scene. As usual, COVID-19 is to blame.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Kobuk on September 15, 2020, 08:56:16 pm
Attacked, killed, and eaten by Venom.  :o

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BODkyODA3MjMwNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwOTc3NTU0NjM@._CR289,88,1528,859_UX1248_UY702._SX700_CR0,0,700,393_AL_.jpg)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 19, 2020, 12:29:14 am
You bid on--and won--the classic green glass Mt Dew bottle which appears in a scene from First Man. However, when returning with the treasure from the mailbox, you are struck down by a landscaper's out-of-control zero-turn lawnmower with mulching option.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on September 19, 2020, 03:58:57 am
 You are attacked and partially eaten by my dog Wanda,  who looks surprisingly like Venom.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Kobuk on September 19, 2020, 10:38:12 pm
Exterminate. Exterminate! EXTERMINATE!

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/019/055/dalek.jpg)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on September 20, 2020, 09:08:08 pm
You die when your sonic screw driver malfunctioned and blew up.
Nice Darleck ( spelling is wrong?)
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 23, 2020, 12:03:03 am
Upon his return to Earth to meet with UNIT, the Doctor's TARDIS materializes on top of you with unpleasant results.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Kobuk on October 12, 2020, 01:04:00 pm
You went to inspect one of the SpaceX rockets sitting on the launch pad not realalizing that it was due for launch. You died while standing too close to the engines when they ignited.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 17, 2020, 08:46:05 pm
Defective Mtn Dew batch gets into your possession and the mega-dose of caffeine causes your molecules to resonate at light speed, propelling you 50,000 years into the future--just in time to see the sun expand into a red giant and consume the Earth.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on December 15, 2020, 01:02:51 pm
Someone at work mixed chemicals they shouldn't have, and the building went ka-blewie!
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 19, 2020, 07:59:41 am
Your new dog toy requires lithium-ion batteries to power the lights, sound, and motion. Unfortunately, your fangs punctured the battery with catastrophic results.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on December 20, 2020, 11:59:14 pm
My lithium infused body goes zombie, and I travel to Michigan on a tiny tricycle.  I mascarade as a little cute fox in your backyard and you come out to give me a treat.  I bite you and you become infused with lithium.  It reacts with the unusual high levels of technectiun 99 in your blood to cause a toxin.  You die slowly,  and all the while you believe you are a decedent of George Washington.
Idk
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 26, 2020, 08:51:04 pm
Dirk--the local fox, takes strong exception to your presence in his territory--which includes my backyard. He nips you, passing along a static charge he built up in his tail. The charge attracts a lightning bolt during the freak snow squall which engulfed you, leading to your immediate demise.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on December 28, 2020, 06:00:36 pm
 My dog Wanda seeks to avenge my death and unleashes her terror,  she therefore annoys you to death.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 01, 2021, 07:14:01 pm
You had the misfortune of standing next to my mailbox on the morning when my trucker neighbor hit it with his 4WD diesel pickup at 4 AM. Your fuzzy hide prevented any cosmetic damage to his chrome-plated bumper however
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Jade Sinapu on January 02, 2021, 11:54:09 pm
You had the misfortune of standing next to my mailbox on the morning when my trucker neighbor hit it with his 4WD diesel pickup at 4 AM. Your fuzzy hide prevented any cosmetic damage to his chrome-plated bumper however

Well I'm glad the chrome is not scratched,  that's all that matters.
 x_x

You were exploring an underground bunker in Germany where Hitler used to make V1 rocket motors.  The place collapsed.
Title: Re: How will the person above you die?
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 03, 2021, 10:53:53 am

You were exploring an underground bunker in Germany where Hitler used to make V1 rocket motors.  The place collapsed.

V-1s were powered by pulse jet engines however, so I wasn't there for the cave-in.

While filming a dog food commercial, you accidentally consume the fake display food saved for the final scene when the tagline is read by the voice-over actor. The fake display food was actually quite toxic for dogs and you could not be revived.