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furry games and gaming discussions => word games => Topic started by: Tommy Fox Stone on December 04, 2013, 09:18:13 pm
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All you have too do is post up a funny way too get kicked out of school...
1: Ride a motorcycle through the halls...
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Turn the cafeteria into rave it happened to my friend it was epic
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Transmorphafying into a toad in the middle of math class.
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Run down the cafeteria tables, kicking stuff off.
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mud sliding (one kid got suspended for 3 days just for sliding on wet grass -_-)
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6: Stinkbomb in the principal's office
7: Carpet bombing a home football game with water balloons
8: Replace the teacher's ice cream with lard
9: instigate a band Vs. orchestra debate
10: wax the basketball court before a home game
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Turn the cafeteria into rave it happened to my friend it was epic
Oh My God that sounds amazing
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Standing up for your rights... in unreasonable ways! :D
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believing that you have human rights.
being german (they thought i was a nazi because i talked about WWII a few time)
believing in a political party the school doesn't like
getting punched in the face with out doing anything
self defense
not talking with a kid who wants to be your friend (yes i got in trouble for that)
getting in trouble because every one else were breaking rules but the school is too lazy to see who did it and just marks every one
trying to take your water bottle from a kid who stole it
fyi im in a public school these are all true stories.
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That sucks ww2 you have every right to talk about it. ive kicked out for haveing pair of pliers in my backpack for fixing my wallet chain
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Staff note: If you guys want to start a discussion about student rights in in schools, or political socialization and problems relating to those issues, that's fine. Please make a thread for it in the debate section.
But it's rather off topic here. This is just a silly game. That's a far more serious topic that deserves real discussion in a proper thread if it's going to be done.
Don't turn this into a rant thread. Thanks. ;)
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Set off the school fire alarm.
Draw stuff during class and pass it around.
Speak in an unknown dialect when called upon to answer a question.
Dress up as Lady Gaga.
Offer your teacher a beer from the 6-pack you brought in.
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25: I got suspended once for not sitting down on a bench o.o that was weird.
OTHER WAYS
26: Being on Furtopia during class!
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one of my friends figured out how to control the school projectors with his phone wirelessly in class. he also brings a full wii and will u set up with him. and has literally 12 smartphones or ipod or the likes. he has about 3 computers. oh and one day he brought a 12 in subwoofer to school for no reason at all. he's gotten in trouble for all of these things.
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Play arrow rollet in archry and play non staked poker during study hall
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Show up dressed up as the mascot from the school's crosstown rival.
Where it says Date on the quiz/test form, write Not Yet.
Disguise yourself as a teacher and teach a class.
Speak in malapropisms.
Interrupt a class at random with a singing telegram you made up.
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Play airsoft in the gym
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Skateboard down the hall in a tutu.
Set up a gambling operation in the restroom.
Organize a flash mob in the cafeteria.
Declare yourself a sovereign nation.
Bring in your pet snake.
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yelling: "come at me bro" at a teacher
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You Teach the teacher about furry i love correcting teachers
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Start a religion based around your self, and end up with more than half the class becoming devote followers. :D
Throwing a protest about not having fun when you are perfectly capable of having fun. (i did this, quite a few people joined in too. Mob mentality FTW!!)
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Spike the water cooler in the teacher's lounge with vodka.
Arrive at school dressed as your favorite superhero.
When called upon by the teacher, huff some helium before responding.
Walk like a Egyptian.
Act out your favorite scene from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.
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yelling: "come at me bro" at a teacher
Lol I actually did that once!! :D
But I wasn't actually kicked out though...
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Dress as a mime and do "Man In A Box"...during geometry class.
Comment on how smoking hot the lead male or female character was in your oral book report presentation.
Pretend to have a form of Tourette's Syndrome.
Come in dressed as a dog or pony fursuit and act as a friend's service animal.
Play banjo music on your Ipod during the Civil War lesson of your history class as background.
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You burn your text book cuz it got cold
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Attempting to take you teacher hostage by pointing a banana at their head and threatening you'll shoot if they don't give you an A on a test you failed.
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You tell the teacher to stop ranting and start teacing
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Bring in a birthday cake to celebrate your pet's birthday.
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Poke the princeible and yell out Inaproprete touch tuesday
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Ride a segway scooter in the halls.
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Kill the substitute math teacher by dividing them by zero.
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Submit a gag anouncement for broadcast on the school PA system.
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Recite an entire episode of Ren and Stimpy (complete with sound effects) during an acting class
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Dare your classmates to take a dose of Syrup of Ipecac after you already did.
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Put the same shrup in the lunches on enchalata day
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Sing out What Did The Fox Say during a test.
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Drop a cherry bomb down the toilet.
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Show up to school wearing a hazmat suit.
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Fill the entire cafeteria with packing peanuts.
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gettng punched in the face
I got suspended in my senior year of high school for getting punched in the face repeatedly and having my nose broken as a result
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Show up wearing plastic Hulk hands and smash into lockers with them while growling "Hulk Smash!"
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Stink bombs in the lockers
Recite a star trek/wars ep in gym class :D
Have a pokemon battle in art class
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Show up with plastic The Thing hands, yell "It's Clobberin' Time!" and start fighting with the kid who brought in the Hulk hands.
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:D nice one Rocket
Dress up as a Team Rocket member and threaten to take peoples pokemon even if they are just pictures :D
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Bring a Captain America shield and try to break up the fight between the kids with the Hulk and Thing hands.
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Shootout in the hall with rubber band guns!
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Randomly spray Axe in the hallways.
Actually happened in my school. I walked past him right as he was spraying it.
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Dress up in real full plate armor with a nerf sword and start beating the principle, shouting, "BEGONE FOUL MISTRESS OF EVIL!!!", and "HAVE AT THEE, FOUL DEMON!!"
Ride a horse down the hallway that spans the length of the building.
Walk in wearing a full police officer's uniform and announce you're the new SRO.
Wear a ski mask and threaten to have your "Friends", pay a visit with their "Lead Sprayers."
Hack the school projector computer during an assembly so that it shows nothing but someone hitting Hilary Clinton with a baseball bat.
Remember the health diagrams? Photoshop your health teacher on them.
Show the office staff a "Full Moon."
Come to school wearing nothing but a werewolf costume for the rest of the year after Halloween.
Threaten to bring a pineapple to school.(the classic grenade.)
Ask the shop teacher how to make a pipe boom.
Threaten to send a package that would be, "An EOD delight"
More to come.
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Make ammonium tri-iodide in the chemistry lab.
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Give your friend steel-toed boots, attach rocket motors to one of them, and time the fuse to go off right as he begins to kick you. Might not kick you all the way out, but you certainly won't be able to come back for awhile, not till you can breath properly again.
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Suddenly begin dancing frantically in study hall while singing Everything Is Awesome from the Lego Movie.
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O god anything but THAT song x_x :D
Recite a scene from the Lego movie :D
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what its a good track has the same as what does the fox say but there is a very big difference :P
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It was a joke it's a good song but also annoying.
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and dont forget absolutly negitively (was sopossed to be positively) :D
stupid and as anoying as anoying orange :P
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Bring your Yu-Gi-Oh stuff and dramatically challenge a classmate to a duel.
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do a science experiment that goes terrably explosivly wrong :o
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Offer to tell fortunes by "reading" the principal's bald head like a crystal ball.
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ROFL :D
teach the crabby history teacher about about her future :P
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Bring your Yu-Gi-Oh stuff and dramatically challenge a classmate to a duel.
That would so be me! :goldlaugh:
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Recite a famous speech through the intercom... with heavy metal music in the background.
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scream I HATE THIS SCHOOL out loud in your classroom :D
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Stand on top of your desk in the middle of class and yell: "I can solve this, using the power of SCIENCE!!!"
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Loudly summon your pet dragon to render the school's display into embers.
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When your teacher asks you a question stand up, put on your deerstalker cap and say " It's elementary my dear Watson" :D
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order a thousand pizzas to go at school and not have the money. :D
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Arrive dressed as the late Ernest P. Worrel and call everyone "Vern".
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call 911
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Dress up as Earthworm Jim and bring the blaster and pretend to shoot things while yelling eat dirt!
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Fireworks during a lock down
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Direct a stampede of wild antelope and elephants at the school yard during a sportsday as a race begins just to make sure your opponents at least don't get first place.
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Bring your pet mountain lion for show and tell.
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Substitute "bump & grind" music for the planned band music for the pep rally.
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punch teacher :D
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Pose as a substitute teacher giving being hit on the head lessons.
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go to the front of the classroom talk about why you are so cool then say “i am the bomb!!” really loud. :o
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Give an elaborate presentation on Who Put The Bop In The Bop-She-Bop-She-Bop and if that person should ever be brought to justice.
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fail every subject and class :D
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Show up in a realistic quad wolf fursuit and prowl the hallway.
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well they would get freaked out maybe cheer :)
for every time you need to put down a "period," you put down "stupid."
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By growing self-deprecating headmaster-lookalike heads whilst wearing a blood-stained black-on-white "School's Out" t-shirt and a pair of funky swirl glasses.
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wear an inapropreat t-shirt
:)
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Come to school with no shirt :D
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When filling out an exam form--where it asks for Date, you write "My parents won't let me".
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lol
get angry and rip up test in class :)
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Bring a wrench to school and show it off to your buds in front of the principals
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Refusing to remove your cat ears. x_x
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not give a good explanation why you are wearing a tail. ;)
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Give a teacher a pair of steel-toed boots then smack him upside the head with a stick. You'll certainly end up being kicked, a lot.
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Play Conker's bad fur day :D
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smack the principal.
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Pretend to be a foreign exchange student from Furtopia and speak in growls, purrs, murrs, and trills.
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fail recess. :P
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As you travel from one class to the next, you hire a freshman to clap two coconut halves together as you pretend to ride on horseback ala Monty Python & The Holy Grail.
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hey i did that once it was funny. :D
when you start messing with with the teachers pet and call it animal science.
lolol :D
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Resite a transformers show!
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Have a submarine sandwich delivered to you in class, then devour it.
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bring your stereo to silent study class and blast on metallica full blast. :D
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Dress up as a member of AC/DC--the schoolboy uniform guy.
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Dress up as either the Kiss or Twisted sisters bands :D
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dress like a thug :)
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Try the ol' bucket of water above the door trick.
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sneak a needles into the teachers apple :goldlaugh:
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Step 1. Put on ears and tail.
Step 2. Run through halls on passing period.
Step 3. Take pictures with people for $2 a piece.
Step 4. Profit.
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hmph nifty and smart
do a sword fight with rulers
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Dress up as a leopard
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shoot the person dressed as a leopard
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:o
Bring in taxidermy
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bring your pet pit bull
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Wear an inflatable kangaroo suit to class and threaten to blow yourself up.
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Drug a teacher with sleeping medication ^.^
Make a bomb threat
Make potentially illegal substances in the Science lab
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snuff the chalk in gym and make them believe its coke
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Start a food fight
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Park your vehicle in the principal's spot.
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do art class on the balcony and spill the paint on the principal and his car
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Spike the coffee in the teacher's lounge with whiskey.
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Wrap the teachers car in cling wrap.
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fail auto class by taking apart the teachers car but dont know how to put it back together again
ps check the word games for the best thing that happened at school game. :)
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Have a cardboard cut-out of yourself to occupy your assigned seat in detention.
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hire a tutor to do your work
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Pump laughing gas into the teachers lounge.
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give thre sleeping math teacher a hot foot
:)
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Fall asleep in class :D
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Apply the kraft envelope full of shaving cream trick.
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hmm dont know how that works? :(
put a kick me sign on someones back :D
ha ha classic :D
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hmm dont know how that works? :(
put a kick me sign on someones back :D
ha ha classic :D
1. Fill a large kraft envelope with shaving cream.
2. Stick the open end of the envelope under the door. Just part-way.
3. Stomp on the envelope & run like heck.
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Dressing up like an "escort" and sitting on the principal's lap on Halloween.
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Secretly replace a teacher's gift box of chocolates with chocolate-covered soaps.
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put sleeping pills in her coffee :)
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Build and fire a potato gun as a surprise extra-credit physics class project.
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Act as if your in the ransi regon and become a warlord and conquer with your pokemon.
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bring a periscope and use it to spy on everyone's test :D
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Before dissecting your frog in biology class, you crack up the classroom by making it dance while singing Hello My Honey, Hello My Baby, Hello My Ragtime Gal...
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ROFTLOL ha ha good on rocket t
do facebook while you are in class
:)
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Being in a special education school, I am sure I could think of a lot of things that SHOULD have gotten some students kicked out. That being said, I have flown an aerial photography drone above my High School on multiple occasions. Everyone, including all the staff loved it! : P
Unfortunately the footage was not clear enough to be used in the yearbook video. At that point I was not using camera stabilizers yet. :c
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Your presentation on skunks for your school wildlife club gets out-of-hand.
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Recite one of 2's rants :D
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when the school year is done
ha ha
happy summer :D
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Say I've been hit!!! And dive to the floor with ketchup on your shirt after popping a paper bag.
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by trying to create a revolution to overthrow the school system.
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Show up in drama class as El Kabong and wallop the teacher with a styrofoam guitar.
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tear off your uniform and burn it in front of the school quad
and say "uniforms are for sissies"
ha ha ha ha hah
no offence I know for all of you wearing uniforms you wish you could burn them :D
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repeat the last word of the teacher['s sentance without end, and then the Headmaster, and then get more and more loud.
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Incorporating that one south park episode with musicals and ... inappropriate things.... into the school musical.
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Graduating. (After all, they do kinda kick you out after you graduate.)
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Show up in science class as Dr. Clayton Forrester or TV's Frank.
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when you play metallica instead of saying the announcements :D
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Rebel lunch supervisor rules defiantly for no reason.
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Burn the exam papers that your teachers prepared before the exam commences.
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Rappel down the side of the building during lunchtime.
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grab a lighter and burn your final exam
ha ha ha ha ha :goldlaugh:
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Grab a lighter AND BURN YOUR TEACHER
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Grab a lighter and burn anything or anyone, really...
Dive your personal vehicle into the entrance.
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Spray paint a bunch of ungraded tests.
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Cover the classroom in taxidermy :D
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hire a second rate rock band to perform in the quad :D
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Hack the system and give yourself all 100%'s
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Dig a tiger pit trap in the school courtyard without permission.
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hmm oh wait
when you just finished school
he he he
yah happy summer time :D
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Bring in a beekeeper for show and tell. Make sure he has the tools to demonstrate his craft.
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Bungee jump from the campus clock tower.
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Just deck a teacher, lol.
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Wear a fursuit to school and never give out your identity until they figure it out.
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Wear a fursuit to school and never give out your identity until they figure it out.
Fill muzzle of fursuit with shaving cream and act rabid.
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Bring your pitbull to school.
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that happened once in 9th grade :P
turns out it just sniffed out her master all the way to school :)
launch a firework on the quad :)
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Remove the orange tips off your guns and Play airsoft in the gym and in the halls with you friends
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send a kid to the hospital because you beat him so badly.
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Contract the hiccups.
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Stand in the wrong place during the annual grand kicking event.
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Reenact a Star Wars fight scene.
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Show up as Darth Vader and attempt to use the Force to choke the principal.
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Show up as a cast member of Yo Gabba Gabba.
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Log into the school loud speaker announcement system and announce school is out...and once the principle goes on to demand who it is respond with "search your feelings Luke...I am your father." Needless to say that sorry fellow did not walk at the 2006 commencement ceremony...and no it was not me...
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You show up for welding class after having loaded up on frijoules at the all-you-can-eat Mexican food place just off campus.
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Fake the symptoms of Ebola or enterovirus.
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Saying positive things about the second amendment in the U.S of A, or arguing for anything but strict gun control on the bases that a firearm is a inanimate object that can not be held inherently responsible for the actions of sentient human beings. (prompted really stupid reactions by administration when I was in junior high, including getting me withdrawn...after further stupid reactions)
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Bring in a live fire ant mound for your advanced biology class presentation. :o
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Failing to realize that yes...everyone can in fact hear your ring tone.
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I actually saw this one happen.
Stand on a table in a crowded lunch room and drop your pants.
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Bring a guided missile to Physics class.
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Get four friends then you and your friends dress up as the animatronics of Fnafs. And scare/chase people :D
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Bring in your metallic cartridge collection for a history class presentation.
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Get the principal a cigar and say happy birthday don't ask
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Let loose a loud one during a school assembly. A VERY loud one. I advise you to have a tuba man and pretend your farting while he's blowing into it under the bleachers.
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Carve your name into a brick in one of the walls using a Dremel or similar tool...unless you're good with hammer and chisel.
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Running in the Library...
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Running in the Library...
stares at your avatar* lol
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Let a bear in.
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Do a burn-out in the hall on an ATV.
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Eat something spicy during a school assembly, then scream because the spicy food is TOO spicy.
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Bring and unleash a giant beach ball at commencement.
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Bring a knife to school just to cut a piece of paper that was stubborn.
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Show up for your school pep rally as the mascot of the rival school's team to taunt them.
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Refuse to go to the pep rally and state that your school work is more important that any pointless assembly...(did not get kicked out for it but was threatened with suspension, so I recall)
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Print and distribute official loooking "Get Out Of Class" cards which entitle the bearer to be absent from a class as an excused absence. Signed with a phoney signature/gag name of some non-existent school official with a made-up title.
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Get 2 the ranting gryphon to do a rant for an assembly. :D
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Throw a unauthorized puppet show during an assembly!
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Suddenly start speaking exclusively in an artificial language, like Esperanto.
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Bring your pet snake to school.
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During frog dissection in biology class you spontaneously shoot a music video of yourself doing a cover of Joy To The World by Three Dog Night.
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Cosplay as any of the villians from the Marvel Comics-inspired movies during regular class hours.
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Respond to questions in the classroom using snarls, growls, and other animal sounds.
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A self-induced case of the hiccups.
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Wrap the teachers desk in wrapping paper.
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Moon the cop's from a school bus...
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hack into the PA system and start playing "all the single furries" over the loud speaker
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hack into the PA system and start playing "all the single furries" over the loud speaker
That would be amazing.
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Refuse to answer questions or complete assignments, the reason being that it offends your sense of moral justice.
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Drawing Sharpie tattoos on classmates for lunch money during school hours.
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Walk calmly up to the school with big, fancy armor on, brandishing the largest, sharpest sword you have, along with the best fireball you can conjure, then run into the building shouting "LEEEEROOOOOOOOYYYYY JEEEEEENNNNKINNNSS!!!!!" and start swinging the sword at the lockers, and burning the books.
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Smoke in the boy's room. 'Nuff said.
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Place a de-fanged rattlesnake in the principal's desk.
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Real story: co-worker told me that his brother once mixed a bunch of chemicals in chemistry and they were specifically told to not pour some of these things together or down a drain. Well he did, and there was literally a mini-combustion explosion that popped through all the drains in the room. What sucked was the principal was in the bathroom next door to the chemistry room and using the facilities when that happened too....so you can imagine what happened there! :D I don't remember if he got kicked out or if they ever figured out why that happened.
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Real story: co-worker told me that his brother once mixed a bunch of chemicals in chemistry and they were specifically told to not pour some of these things together or down a drain. Well he did, and there was literally a mini-combustion explosion that popped through all the drains in the room. What sucked was the principal was in the bathroom next door to the chemistry room and using the facilities when that happened too....so you can imagine what happened there! :D I don't remember if he got kicked out or if they ever figured out why that happened.
Something like this happened in the movie October Sky.
Dumping a pallet of fizzies in the school swimming pool.
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Liberate the dissection frogs.
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Coat your teacher's chair in Flex Seal liquid.
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Park your car in the gymnasium
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Talk the son of a farmer into plowing the football field.
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Place a big sneeze into the teacher's open course guide.
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Switch the coffee in the teacher's lounge to decaf.
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Spot-welded the gates shut to the football field.
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Hide in a locker and shout insults at passersby.
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Initiate an impromptu fireworks show during halftime at the homecoming game.
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Initiate an impromptu fireworks show during halftime at the homecoming game.
Or inside the gymnasium during school hours...
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Preform a rendition of The Battle of New Orleans by the late Johnny Horton for History class--using a chainsaw instead of a banjo.
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Proclaim yourself Lord of the Flames and set the cafeteria on fire.
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Offer your teacher a beer.
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Blackmail the staff into giving you desirable grades.
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Drive a tank into auto shop class.
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Steal the principle's car and turn it into a Mad Max style abomination
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Spot-welded the gates shut to the football field.
not sure, but i think mig or tig wealding would hold better than spot wealding for this particular use.
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Confuse "Math Lab" with "Meth Lab!"
(apparently some kids in my year, back when I was in school, were indeed caught taking meth in the middle Math.
Just... how...? Why...? :P People... oi... they really ought to be Furries instead.)
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Avoid soap and water for a week.
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Steal the school mascot costume and prance through the halls wearing it.
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Provide an impromptu indoor fireworks show at the homecoming dance.
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Release wild rodents in the halls. A ferret for your thoughts, anyone?
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Attend class in a spooky clown costume. :o
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Show up in a very realistic quadsuit.
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Perform as a lounge act in the teacher's lounge.
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Drive a tank into auto shop class.
I did that in high school, an M4A1 Sherman we rebuild in ROTC...
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Dress livestock in cheerleader uniforms and set them loose during the halftime show at homecoming.
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ooh! i got a great one! GRADUATE!
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Rapell from one floor to the next instead of using the stairs.
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Give your classroom presentation with a squeaker in your mouth.
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Set up an off-track betting parlor in study hall.
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Act out the Lord of the rings movies.
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The flea circus you brought gets loose.
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Show up for class while wearing a Maskimal.
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Eat green sugar and then tell everyone you're related to George "The Animal" Steel.
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Reenact all the fight scenes from Pirates of the Caribbean.
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Avoid bathing for a month.
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Blow up the Principal car...
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Do your Gandalf The Grey impersonation during a quiz.
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Yell out Jesus Christ it's Jesus Christ during an assembly
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Set off a smoke bomb in the hallway....(not that I would know about that one).
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Raise a family of skunks under the stage.
Make the motors turn backwards on all the woodworking equipment.
Replace the oil paints in art class with various shades of used motor oil.
In geography class, speak up for flat earth theory and convince others the globe being a sphere is a government mind control method.
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Date your teacher.
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Tell the teacher fight me when he yells about you playing music in his class
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Bring in a scorpion as your "comfort animal".
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Get caught sniffing all of the chemicals in chemistry class.
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Throw your textbook and yell yeet
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Start speaking in tongues.
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Get a snapping turtle to guard your book bag I can imagine the lawsuits lol that'll teach you to steal my bike parts
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Ask your teacher if he/she knows where your gun is
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Bring enough chewing gum for everyone.
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Stick the gum in the mean teachers hair
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Stuff toilet paper in the sinks and leave the water running.
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Bring a bag of live rattlesnakes as your therapy pets.
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Walk the halls shaking your head and mutter: "KILL, KILL, KILL!"
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Give your favorite teacher a bottle of wine for his/her birthday.
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Run down the halls yelling FIRE!!!!
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Load rice in a shirt cannon and shoot the bully everyone hates
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Put super glue on the teachers chair....alot of it! :D
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Take apart a smartboard
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somehow pressurize the sewage system, so it blasts stuff out of every drain.
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You bring your Triumph--the canine insult comic puppet to class--and he immediately offends your teachers.
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Dont wash for 1 month.
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Mix every chemical in chemistry class together in one beaker. (not that I ever did such a thing.... :o)
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On valentines day, hand out sweetheart candies with provocative sayings on them
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Bring a limburger and garlic sandwich to eat for lunch.
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Blast Bob Marley and smell like a skunk
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As your pre-exam ritual, you bring in a sensor and bless your desk with smoldering incense, filling the classroom with smoke and causing a fire alarm which evacuates the school for the day.
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Set off a smoke grenade in the hallway (No it wasn't me).
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Carve your name into the teacher's desk.
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Cover the teachers desk completely in faux fur, and attach a set of ears on it.
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Make S'Mores on the bunsen burner during your chemistry lab.
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Walk the hallways pretending to drink from the bottle of formaldehyde.
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Walk the hallways pretending to drink from the bottle of formaldehyde.
Sadly I worked with a man who soaked his feet in that stuff...
Call the home phone number of your worst enemy at school, and pretend to be the school principal. Tell the parents of your enemy all the bad things your enemy has done.
Then get caught by those parents, who reported the incident to the real school principal.
Then the person whom you were trying to get in trouble finds out about your evil doings, and gives you a proper beating in school in front of all your friends.
Both you and your enemy get kicked out of school with the help of the police.
Your enemy finishes school remotely, and you never do.
(This is a real story. Happened to someone I know. Sad but true.)
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Start a red neck jousting match with brooms and moving dolleys at bocces (btw no one got hurt we had helmets and we had plywood shields)
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Throw up on the principals desk.
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Make Cherries Jubilee during cooking class.
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Pull a breaking bad in chemistry class
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Spill concentrated almond oil in chemistry class then show the teacher an empty cyanide container.
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Replace the teachers cologne/perfume with strong animal pheremones, on the day when the local animal group is bringing animals for show and tell...
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Replace the teachers cologne/perfume with strong animal pheremones, on the day when the local animal group is bringing animals for show and tell...
LOL! :D
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Run down the halls yelling "SKUNK!"
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Bring extrastraingth laxative brownies for all the highschool bullies
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Bring in a live bazooka rocket for Show & Tell.
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Out the principal as a furry. Maybe not.
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Leave a rubber hand covered in transmission fluid in the biology dissection room.
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That could start more drama
Start rumors on staff
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That could start more drama
Start rumors on staff
Ha! Some of them might even be true!!
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Stuff a very large and very dead animal in a major air intake vent.
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Bring your emergency therapy snapping turtle
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Pretend to have Ebola after supposedly visiting friends in another country
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Walk the hallways dressed in a full hazmat suit.
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Turn the water off, lock all doors, turn power off, after serving laxatives in school lunch. Blame it on bad weather?
Toilets won't flush, no ventilation.
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Release the snakes that are kept in the biology room.
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Become a black market mtn dew dealer
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Break into the gym lockers and replace peoples gym clothes with ones that fall apart causing wardrobe malfunctions.
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Pretend to be a foreign exchange student with no grasp of English.
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...your ant farm--of fire ants--accidentally breaks open.
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Pretend to have tourretes and yell out random things while the teacher is trying to teach
Teacher teaching math "what does 2+2="
Me" skittles!"
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When the teacher says something in class, stand up and repeat it word for word.
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Do a stand up routine
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Show up for class in a Zentail suit.
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toilet paper the principal's car. (no, I didn't do that....)
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Act out historical fact in a dramatic way during history class. Like, reenact the civil war and yell charge running through the class room with musket in hand.
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Spell out naughty words on your pocket calculator.
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Do show and tell. Take all 15 dogs from local shelter and set loose in lunch room
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Sneak Weird Al Yankovic's Christmas At Ground Zero into the holiday music rotation in the school cafeteria/faculty lounge.
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Simple....just yell out FIRE!!!!
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Say Fox You! Loudly and quickly at people who make you upset.
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Plug the toilets with toilet paper and rig the handle so that the water keeps flowing. :o
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Put stinking dead trout in the drop ceiling above the tiles.
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While in chemistry class, mix ALL of the chemicals together.
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Spike teachers coffee with sleeping pill. Class just does whatever while teacher sleeps it off.
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For STEM class you bring in stems from your friendly neighborhood medical marijuana dispensary.
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Convince school to serve only high fiber foods at cafeteria.
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show the principle a rude hand gesture
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Swap any of the two wires on the 3-phase power to school. All 3-phase motors will run backward. Like air conditioning, pumps, fans.
Just remember it's 480Volts !!
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Scream FIRE!!! (ok, maybe not original, but its effective!)
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Set 10 turkeys free in school
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Bring in a skunk as your therapy animal.
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Pour transmission fluid over yourself and walk about the halls muttering: "Next time he won't escape."
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Bring in your own portable, personal nuclear reactor. Air cooled version...
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Take bets on your school's varsity sports teams.
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You create a fake school dance event and put up posters around the campus to promote it.
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Hide a few "electronic crickets" in rooms. They are tiny circuits that randomly emit really annoying high pitch sounds.
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Pretend to be a sight-impaired student and use Jade as your service dog.
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Invite Rocket T. Coyote to your science class and have him mix up some rocket fuel.
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Invite Rocket T. Coyote to your science class and have him mix up some rocket fuel.
Wow. Powdered zinc and powdered sugar...mix well...okay everybody step back!
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Place crime scene tape around the door to the faculty lounge.