Author Topic: Corrupted Wiish game (Read 180085 times)

Ulario · « **Reply #75 on:** August 23, 2005, 02:36:28 pm »

Granted... but he's an incubus and traps you in hell for all enternity.

I wish I could be more logical. I have a small lump of silly putty, a shoestring, and an unsalted peanut. Hmmmm.... what would McGuyver do?

Artem Rose · « **Reply #76 on:** August 23, 2005, 05:46:30 pm »

You finally have all of the logic in the world. You disprove religion, and God says, "Gee, I never thought of it that wa-" and suddenly the universe disappears in a big "POOF" of logic.

I wish that I were as awesome as Romper.

Scani · « **Reply #77 on:** August 23, 2005, 06:31:30 pm »

Artem, you and Romper are now equally awesome - so awesome that you naturally attract huge groups of followers. However, the posses form rivalries against each other. Both of you die in a tragic West Side Story-esque showdown.

I wish for a new piano.*

* Don't use "dropping the piano". Please.

Sleet · « **Reply #78 on:** August 23, 2005, 06:57:05 pm »

~~Granted, but the piano falls on y~~

Granted, however, the piano is made out of ice.

I wish I could move things with my mind.

Katra · « **Reply #79 on:** August 23, 2005, 08:37:34 pm »

You can; as long as they are no larger than a sand grain.

I wish to find a perfect diamond the size of an egg.

RavenWolf · « **Reply #80 on:** August 23, 2005, 09:41:04 pm »

You find laying next to you on the ground but it’s edges are so perfect that they are razor sharp, cutting your hand up pretty bad when you grab it.

I wish for dynamic magical powers like in our fantasy media, such as casting fireball and invisibility spells.

Ulario · « **Reply #81 on:** August 24, 2005, 09:18:07 am »

Granted... but you forgot how to turn yourself uninvisible again.

I wish I had a unicorn.

neptunewolf · « **Reply #82 on:** August 24, 2005, 03:25:32 pm »

Granted, but it doesn't like you and tries to stab you with its horn.

I wish I could go to yiffstar to post my new story. I've been blocked out of it for like over a month now ':cry:'

Peaches · « **Reply #83 on:** August 24, 2005, 08:43:53 pm »

Granted, but some fan boy reads it and becomes obsessed and decides you make a nice furnishing for his basement.

I wish for my castle that I want to build.

Scani · « **Reply #84 on:** August 24, 2005, 08:49:29 pm »

Granted, your 13th-century style medieval castle is yours on an acre of pristine land! However, you have to put up with 13th century plumbing (namely in the toilets), which you have to clean up yourself.

Okay, I wish I had a credit card.

RavenWolf · « **Reply #85 on:** August 24, 2005, 10:56:14 pm »

Granted, but you become deeply indebt…having to sell your organs on the black-market to make ends meet

I wish for spiritual enlightenment

WhiteShepherd · « **Reply #86 on:** August 25, 2005, 01:16:03 am »

Granted.. you find it crossing over to the "other side".

I wish...... I had nothing to wish for.

Dark Chaos · « **Reply #87 on:** August 25, 2005, 02:12:51 am »

Granted. You get nothing, but that was a wish by definition, and your wish was for nothing, contradicting the point of the wish, so your wish causes a paradox. The world collapses in upon itself, and the rest of the universe soon follows. Have a nice day.

I wish I had a new bike.

RavenWolf · « **Reply #88 on:** August 25, 2005, 10:28:23 am »

Granted, you receive a brand new tricycle in the mail in 5 to 6 weeks

I wish for phenomenal cosmic powers

Scani · « **Reply #89 on:** August 25, 2005, 10:52:06 am »

Granted! Your phenomenal cosmic powers are so complicated that you can't figure them out, though, and they lie idle for several years. In the meantime, the universe and the cosmos contracts upon itself, ending its life.

I wish I was a pop star.

neptunewolf · « **Reply #90 on:** August 25, 2005, 12:53:46 pm »

Granted! You become famous and make a lot of money and win a Grammy. Then after 5 years of singing you start acting, then your trailor catches fire, which is a slight inconvinence until you realize the fire is a metaphor of your life and you become a buddist monk to find enlightenment and have to give up all of your fame and fortune and have a vow of silence but after 50 years of meditation you never find enlightenment and then die . . .

I wish I had pure white fluffy fur

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Rune · « **Reply #91 on:** August 25, 2005, 02:13:00 pm »

Granted, but you get in a terrible accident in a factory that makes Dull, brown dye.

I wish I didn't have to go back to school.

Ulario · « **Reply #92 on:** August 25, 2005, 03:26:14 pm »

Granted. But it's because you dropped out. You work as a toilet cleaner for the rest of your days because no one else will hire you.

I wish my advanced watercolor prof was nicer to me.

Finnish Fox · « **Reply #93 on:** August 25, 2005, 03:26:17 pm »

(never mind what I said earlier)
relations improve, but then you are transferred to acrylics classes

I wish I didn't have to edit this post so much.

RavenWolf · « **Reply #94 on:** August 26, 2005, 08:46:33 am »

Granted. You have mastered the art of the perfect post but at a heavy cost. It takes you so long to make your posts prefect that you don’t have time for much else

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Granted! Your phenomenal cosmic powers are so complicated that you can't figure them out, though, and they lie idle for several years. In the meantime, the universe and the cosmos contracts upon itself, ending its life.

For my second wish, I want infinite knowledge and understanding of all that is so I can figure out my phenomenal cosmic powers (and thus save the universe)

neptunewolf · « **Reply #95 on:** August 26, 2005, 01:46:00 pm »

Granted, but then you learn the truth about the Government and they send assassians to kill you in your sleep.

I wish I wasn't so nervous about my week-long camping trip i'm going on tomorrow.

Its with a bunch of people I don't even know and I have never ever been camping in my life and the only movie about camping I saw was 'The Blair Witch Project' which really scared me ':shock:'

BTW, this is my day of posting for about a week ':cry:'

Katra · « **Reply #96 on:** August 26, 2005, 08:48:51 pm »

You get so relaxed you sleep through the whole trip.

I wish for a cloud with a lining of real silver.

RavenWolf · « **Reply #97 on:** August 26, 2005, 09:03:10 pm »

Granted…As you gaze idly at the sky, you see a cloud coated in silver materializes out of nowhere. To your horror you realize that a silver cloud is to heavy to stay afloat right when in falls right on top of you.

I wish to have a wish granted that I don’t end up dead (if you look above, my last three wishes got me killed)

Raging Tiger · « **Reply #98 on:** August 27, 2005, 07:14:53 pm »

Granted....you just end up un-dead and stuck in Dracula's basement as his personal dart-board....

I wish I could change into Joe Fixit at a moments whim...

Katra · « **Reply #99 on:** August 27, 2005, 08:36:37 pm »

Unfortunately that's at omeone else's whim. You spend most of your time fixing other people's stuff for free.

I wish for a perfect pumpkin pie to appear on my picnic table.