Author Topic: New MOD! (Read 7229 times)

WhiteShepherd · « **on:** October 10, 2006, 10:53:27 pm »

Congrats to Kobuk at Furtopia's next mod.

'> His vast help and dedication as a watcher is much apreciated.

As you learn the ropes in your new roll I want to say, "Thank you for all your help!"

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Kobuk · « **Reply #1 on:** October 10, 2006, 11:01:42 pm »

<--- (feints) To bring back alive, please revive with 20 oz. of Livewire flavored Mountain Dew soda.

Thank You for giving me this opportunity. *shakes your paw*

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Savaaha · « **Reply #2 on:** October 10, 2006, 11:14:19 pm »

Savaaha hooks up the Livewire IV pole

Far_Raptor · « **Reply #3 on:** October 10, 2006, 11:26:43 pm »

Far bleeds off a little of the livewire into his cup.

Congradulations bud! *Raptorhugz* I'm sure you'll do an excellent job.

Now, the fun part!

We have sixteen pages of forms for you to sign. Also, you'll need to get a company physical done. That includes bloodwork, EKG's, audio and vision exams, along with, you guessed it: we'll need to do a drug test too.

*Hands Kobuk small cup*

You don't mind if we have Bruno go in with you while you do it, do you? It's a new policy...we just want to keep everyone honest. No worries! Besides, I'm sure it'll mostly be Mountain Dew anyway.

We'll be sending a Fur in Black to interview all of your immediate family, friends, relatives and coworkers. Make sure you give references that go back fifteen years, and be entirely honest about your history. Failure to include such information may lead to your unexpected disappearance. And we all know how...*big fang-riddled smile* unexpected...those can be.

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Again, congradulations!

~FaR~

TheComet · « **Reply #4 on:** October 10, 2006, 11:27:20 pm »

*takes the Mountain Dew and dodges the Ban-Hammer

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congrats!

Kobuk · « **Reply #5 on:** October 10, 2006, 11:45:45 pm »

Quote

Now, the fun part!

We have sixteen pages of forms for you to sign. Also, you'll need to get a company physical done. That includes bloodwork, EKG's, audio and vision exams, along with, you guessed it: we'll need to do a drug test too.

*Hands Kobuk small cup*

You don't mind if we have Bruno go in with you while you do it, do you? It's a new policy...we just want to keep everyone honest. No worries! Besides, I'm sure it'll mostly be Mountain Dew anyway.

We'll be sending a Fur in Black to interview all of your immediate family, friends, relatives and coworkers. Make sure you give references that go back fifteen years, and be entirely honest about your history. Failure to include such information may lead to your unexpected disappearance. And we all know how...*big fang-riddled smile* unexpected...those can be.

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Wait a sec! ':shock:'

None of that stuff was mentioned in the contract! ':dead:'

<---- (feints again)

Shadow-Da-Wolf · « **Reply #6 on:** October 10, 2006, 11:51:33 pm »

congrats!
wolf_shadow gives kobuk a rare ahrd to find 4 liter bottle of livewire MountainDew

Benjamin · « **Reply #7 on:** October 11, 2006, 12:54:21 am »

Don't forget the cavity search...

Heh. ':p'

Welcome to the team, Kobuk!

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Benjamin

Streak · « **Reply #8 on:** October 11, 2006, 01:43:51 am »

Congradulations Kobuk! You deserve it! *hughugs*

DJ Wolfsin · « **Reply #9 on:** October 11, 2006, 03:57:56 am »

CONGRATS MAN!

Fills an OLYMPIC sized swimming pool of rich Livewire Mountain Dew

DIVE IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jumps in. Mmmmm, Flavor some!

Dark Nation · « **Reply #10 on:** October 11, 2006, 04:11:42 am »

Congratulations Kobuk! ':cool:'

Kobuk · « **Reply #11 on:** October 11, 2006, 07:33:29 am »

Thanks, everyone. *hugs everyone back*

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Sporty Fox · « **Reply #12 on:** October 11, 2006, 08:22:50 am »

Congrats!

Just keep in mind that old adage "Be careful what you wish for, as you just may get it!"

Serra Belvoule · « **Reply #13 on:** October 11, 2006, 10:10:37 am »

I knew it was just a matter of time before Kobuk was made a mod

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Well, congrats! *gives can of MD*

The Unforgiven · « **Reply #14 on:** October 11, 2006, 10:18:04 am »

Congrats Kobuk! *hands you a can of Coca-Cola since Mountain Dew is yucky*

Also, at the very bottom of the contract you got, there something that says "Don't use the Ban Stick on The Unforgiven for any reason what-so-ever." So, um... Follow what it says, becuase if you don't, I'll... Um... Cry? Ya, I'll cry, and I'm sure you know what a pain it is when you get tears in your fur.