Author Topic: How will the person above you die? (Read 263605 times)

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #7125 on:** October 10, 2019, 09:49:04 pm »

You died because you confused me with your last post and my head blew up.

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #7126 on:** October 11, 2019, 09:51:38 pm »

You saw someone toss a lighted stick of dynamite, and you retrieved it.

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #7127 on:** October 14, 2019, 09:20:22 pm »

It was you who tossed me the dynamite, and I faithfully brought it back to you. Boom!

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #7128 on:** October 15, 2019, 11:11:17 pm »

The resulting explosion aggravated a nearby nest of killer bees and they swarmed over you.

FarFar · « **Reply #7129 on:** October 30, 2019, 07:58:21 am »

Inhaling the vapors while refueling one of your rockets!

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #7130 on:** October 30, 2019, 09:55:17 pm »

You partied too hard!

FarFar · « **Reply #7131 on:** November 01, 2019, 09:47:11 am »

Quote from: Jade Sinapu on October 30, 2019, 09:55:17 pm

You partied too hard!

NEVER!!!!

You ate too much mac-n-cheese!!

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #7132 on:** November 01, 2019, 07:39:05 pm »

You ate what was left over from my mac-n-cheese and died from constipstion.

FarFar · « **Reply #7133 on:** November 02, 2019, 09:10:27 am »

You were constipated from eating too much mac-n-cheese and you then overdosed on laxatives.

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #7134 on:** November 02, 2019, 12:57:41 pm »

You rushed in to help clean up my mess due to my laxatives, slipped, and hit your head.

charcoal · « **Reply #7135 on:** November 09, 2019, 06:03:37 am »

You got hit by a snowplow while listening to I can't drive 55

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #7136 on:** November 09, 2019, 07:18:17 pm »

You were headbanging to "I can't drive 55!" And head banged into some nitroglycerin. Boom!

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #7137 on:** November 14, 2019, 05:33:29 pm »

You barked up the wrong tree during a thunderstorm.

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #7138 on:** November 17, 2019, 05:25:06 pm »

You did a guided lightning experiment by trailing a wire behind your rocket . It worked . But you were too close to the rocket and got zapped.

charcoal · « **Reply #7139 on:** November 18, 2019, 06:45:47 pm »

you were in a building that was set for demolition and got blown up

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #7140 on:** November 20, 2019, 01:52:15 am »

When building blew up, so did I.
My bone fragments and teeth acted as shrapnel and hit you.
How did it feel to have my bone(s) inside you?

You bled to death slowly.

FarFar · « **Reply #7141 on:** November 29, 2019, 08:23:16 am »

You ate too much Thanksgiving day dinner. You felt the need to take 3 laxatives and you took 3 boxes of laxatives by mistake. Need I say more?

I feel sorry for your septic system....

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #7142 on:** November 29, 2019, 08:02:10 pm »

You sniffed for chocolate and found a 20 pound block at a chocolate factory. You ate it. But later fell in a vat of hot melted chocolate.

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #7143 on:** December 04, 2019, 07:23:19 pm »

You chased--and caught--an armored car. The guards didn't take it well.

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #7144 on:** December 05, 2019, 11:38:06 pm »

Quote from: Rocket T. Coyote on December 04, 2019, 07:23:19 pm

You chased--and caught--an armored car. The guards didn't take it well.

At least i died rich even if it didn't last.better luck in my next life.

You were attacked by a family of coyotes when you strolled too close to their home. They thought you were coming to take over their mannor

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #7145 on:** December 08, 2019, 04:48:05 pm »

Your muzzle became stuck in a jar of peanut butter and you asphixiated.

FarFar · « **Reply #7146 on:** December 24, 2019, 09:19:58 am »

You fell into a vat of liquid nougat at a candy making factory. The workers didn't realize you were in there and when they processed the goo though the cutting machine......

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #7147 on:** December 24, 2019, 05:56:22 pm »

You took the head off in a convention and let the magic out. The crowd stomped you to death with huge puffy paws.

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #7148 on:** December 29, 2019, 05:55:06 pm »

Quote from: FarFar on December 24, 2019, 09:19:58 am

You fell into a vat of liquid nougat at a candy making factory. The workers didn't realize you were in there and when they processed the goo though the cutting machine......

_{But it was a sweet ending.}

You had your fursuit dry cleaned and the fumes did you in.

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #7149 on:** December 29, 2019, 09:52:58 pm »

At a furry con, you tried to show someone your "rocket" and was shot. Too bad it really was a real Atlas V replica capable of high altitude flight!