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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7150 on: January 04, 2020, 12:29:42 pm »
To protect St Nick, you attacked Torg--the robot from Santa Claus Conquers The Martians--but it dodged you and you flew into the paws of that awful polar bear fur suit character only to asphyxiate from the fake snow going up your muzzle.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7151 on: May 18, 2020, 10:34:16 pm »
Just as you were opening the door to my cafe, I was coming out the same door and pushed a little too hard and knocked you down. You fell to the sidewalk and hit your head and suffered a severe concussion and later died at the hospital.

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7152 on: June 22, 2020, 10:50:32 pm »
Installing Mt Dew-on-tap took an unexpected turn when the pressurized keg jetted you through the ceiling, out of an upper floor window and into the the path of a descending commercial cargo jet where you were then pulled into one of the jet engines. However, you exit the tailpipe with only minor scorching. You then survive the plunge into a nearby lake only to be struck on the head by the now empty keg of Mt Dew.
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"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7153 on: September 04, 2020, 02:41:58 am »
You were loading hydrazine into a rocket and it leaked.  U ded.
Bear your soul and take control
If the wolves are howling outside your door
Invite them in and make them beg for more!
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7154 on: September 04, 2020, 10:28:57 pm »
You plotted to take a course to travel to Mars. But you miscalculated the coordinates and traveled to a black hole 500 light years away which sucked you in.

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7155 on: September 06, 2020, 07:24:00 pm »
You were at Kobuks Kafe late at night preparing for the next day, and you opened a container and it had rotting cabbage in it , and the stink took your breath away and it never came back. 
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7156 on: September 12, 2020, 12:22:00 am »
You auditioned for the lead role in "Rin Tin Tin 2020" only to be done in when the SFX crew accidentally set out explosive charges instead of smudge pots with Fuller's earth for the "Running Through A Minefield" scene. As usual, COVID-19 is to blame.
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"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7157 on: September 15, 2020, 08:56:16 pm »
Attacked, killed, and eaten by Venom.  :o


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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7158 on: September 19, 2020, 12:29:14 am »
You bid on--and won--the classic green glass Mt Dew bottle which appears in a scene from First Man. However, when returning with the treasure from the mailbox, you are struck down by a landscaper's out-of-control zero-turn lawnmower with mulching option.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7159 on: September 19, 2020, 03:58:57 am »
 You are attacked and partially eaten by my dog Wanda,  who looks surprisingly like Venom.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7160 on: September 19, 2020, 10:38:12 pm »
Exterminate. Exterminate! EXTERMINATE!


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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7161 on: September 20, 2020, 09:08:08 pm »
You die when your sonic screw driver malfunctioned and blew up.
Nice Darleck ( spelling is wrong?)
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7162 on: September 23, 2020, 12:03:03 am »
Upon his return to Earth to meet with UNIT, the Doctor's TARDIS materializes on top of you with unpleasant results.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7163 on: October 12, 2020, 01:04:00 pm »
You went to inspect one of the SpaceX rockets sitting on the launch pad not realalizing that it was due for launch. You died while standing too close to the engines when they ignited.

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7164 on: October 17, 2020, 08:46:05 pm »
Defective Mtn Dew batch gets into your possession and the mega-dose of caffeine causes your molecules to resonate at light speed, propelling you 50,000 years into the future--just in time to see the sun expand into a red giant and consume the Earth.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7165 on: December 15, 2020, 01:02:51 pm »
Someone at work mixed chemicals they shouldn't have, and the building went ka-blewie!
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7166 on: December 19, 2020, 07:59:41 am »
Your new dog toy requires lithium-ion batteries to power the lights, sound, and motion. Unfortunately, your fangs punctured the battery with catastrophic results.
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"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7167 on: December 20, 2020, 11:59:14 pm »
My lithium infused body goes zombie, and I travel to Michigan on a tiny tricycle.  I mascarade as a little cute fox in your backyard and you come out to give me a treat.  I bite you and you become infused with lithium.  It reacts with the unusual high levels of technectiun 99 in your blood to cause a toxin.  You die slowly,  and all the while you believe you are a decedent of George Washington.
Idk
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7168 on: December 26, 2020, 08:51:04 pm »
Dirk--the local fox, takes strong exception to your presence in his territory--which includes my backyard. He nips you, passing along a static charge he built up in his tail. The charge attracts a lightning bolt during the freak snow squall which engulfed you, leading to your immediate demise.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7169 on: December 28, 2020, 06:00:36 pm »
 My dog Wanda seeks to avenge my death and unleashes her terror,  she therefore annoys you to death.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7170 on: January 01, 2021, 07:14:01 pm »
You had the misfortune of standing next to my mailbox on the morning when my trucker neighbor hit it with his 4WD diesel pickup at 4 AM. Your fuzzy hide prevented any cosmetic damage to his chrome-plated bumper however
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7171 on: January 02, 2021, 11:54:09 pm »
You had the misfortune of standing next to my mailbox on the morning when my trucker neighbor hit it with his 4WD diesel pickup at 4 AM. Your fuzzy hide prevented any cosmetic damage to his chrome-plated bumper however

Well I'm glad the chrome is not scratched,  that's all that matters.
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You were exploring an underground bunker in Germany where Hitler used to make V1 rocket motors.  The place collapsed.
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Invite them in and make them beg for more!
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7172 on: January 03, 2021, 10:53:53 am »

You were exploring an underground bunker in Germany where Hitler used to make V1 rocket motors.  The place collapsed.

V-1s were powered by pulse jet engines however, so I wasn't there for the cave-in.

While filming a dog food commercial, you accidentally consume the fake display food saved for the final scene when the tagline is read by the voice-over actor. The fake display food was actually quite toxic for dogs and you could not be revived.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
(Baps the old humorist.)