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Offline HazardJackal

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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #600 on: December 11, 2014, 05:33:05 pm »
One does not simply take a cab into Mordor.
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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #601 on: December 11, 2014, 09:48:59 pm »
One does not simply eat a magical chicken nugget to teleport into Mordor.
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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #602 on: December 11, 2014, 10:00:59 pm »
One does not simply walk this way into Mordor....
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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #603 on: December 11, 2014, 10:40:01 pm »
One does not simply fling mashed potatoes into Mordor...
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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #604 on: December 12, 2014, 03:47:59 pm »
One does not simply CATCH A RIIIIIIIIDE!!! into Mordor!  :D
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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #605 on: December 12, 2014, 05:52:24 pm »
One does not simply plummet into Mordor.
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"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #606 on: December 12, 2014, 11:37:16 pm »
One does not simply write about a hand guide to go into Mordor.
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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #607 on: December 13, 2014, 07:06:17 am »
One does not simply beam themselves into Mordor....
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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #608 on: December 13, 2014, 12:29:42 pm »
One does not simply Fly a Apache guardian into Modor.
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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #609 on: December 13, 2014, 09:23:41 pm »
One does not simply mine into Mordor
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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #610 on: December 13, 2014, 09:29:35 pm »
One does not simply scamper into Mordor...
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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #611 on: December 13, 2014, 09:40:27 pm »
One does not simply play loud music into Mordor.
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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #612 on: December 14, 2014, 11:06:01 am »
One does not simply River Dance into Mordor.
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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #613 on: December 14, 2014, 10:37:23 pm »
One does not simply dogsled into Mordor unless Kobuk is the lead dog...
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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #614 on: December 14, 2014, 11:16:12 pm »
One does not simply ask Sauron for permission to walk into Mordor.
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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #615 on: December 16, 2014, 11:33:17 pm »
One does not simply cartwheel into Mordor...
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"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #616 on: December 17, 2014, 10:05:11 pm »
One does not simply shoot fireworks into Mordor.
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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #617 on: December 17, 2014, 10:15:43 pm »
One does not simply bribe the guards to get into Mordor.
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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #618 on: December 17, 2014, 10:36:09 pm »
One does not simply do The Time Warp Again into Mordor....
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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #619 on: December 17, 2014, 10:39:37 pm »
One does not simply ride the rapids with inner tubes into Mordor...
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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #620 on: December 18, 2014, 12:17:42 am »
One does not simply ride Smoug into Mordor. But it would be epic.
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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #621 on: December 18, 2014, 06:46:13 pm »
One does not simply Hodor into Mordor.  :D
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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #622 on: December 18, 2014, 07:34:29 pm »
One does not simply ride side-saddle into Mordor...
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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #623 on: December 18, 2014, 08:47:56 pm »
One does not ride a roller coaster into Mordor.
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Re: One does not simply "___" into Mordor....
« Reply #624 on: December 18, 2014, 09:06:05 pm »
One does not simply ride a wingless Balrog into Mordor....
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