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Offline Shim

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What would your pet say to you?
« on: December 09, 2010, 01:47:26 pm »
Simple question:

If your animal friends could talk, what would they likely be saying to you? (There isn't time for me to post now, so I'll edit this later ;)).

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Re: What would your pet say to you?
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2010, 01:51:51 pm »
I don't have a pet.  :'( My apartment complex doesn't allow pets.
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Re: What would your pet say to you?
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2010, 02:04:20 pm »
I have no pets either.
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Re: What would your pet say to you?
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2010, 02:15:49 pm »
"Give me more food or I'll turn your leg into a bloody stump."

"Play with me or I'll turn your leg into a bloody stump."

"OH MY GOD A MICROSCOPIC LITTLE BUG. I MUST CATCH IT."

(I have a cat.)
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Re: What would your pet say to you?
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2010, 02:21:25 pm »
Mine does talk...

  Sometimes he'll say Girdie (his name), sometimes he'll say bird... And I swear he once told me to shut up. >.>

 I have two birds.
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Re: What would your pet say to you?
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2010, 02:53:59 pm »
Well, my neighbor's husky, back at home, is all like "OMG. IMSOFLUFFY! HUGS! NAOW! :3" :D
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Re: What would your pet say to you?
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2010, 03:46:46 pm »
Well..Charlie, my bird, she doesn't say much. Though she makes a high pitched beeping noise sometimes. I realized that she learned that from the microwave, as I was putting something into it, and she was copying the beeping noise it was making :D! (The story behind her name is that we thought she was a guy..until she laid eggs.)

I'm on my third Guinea Pig, and he's a sweet heart, just like the other two were. I realized, as time went on, that Guinea Pigs have 2 sentient thoughts.
-"There is food in front of me."
-"There is not food in front of me."

Maggie, the dog, like's to bark at things that aren't even there. She'll completely ignore squirrels and rabbits in the back yard, but jump furiously and violently charge into the door whenever she sees...something that we don't.

"LOOK!  A LEAF! -BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK- Oh, good. Don't worry guys, I scared it away."
"Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. -pathetic whining noises- I'm right here, and you aren't playing with me!"
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Re: What would your pet say to you?
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2010, 03:57:57 pm »
Boy kitty: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODFOODFOODFOODFOOD GIMMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEKASJDHFKJHDSKJFHKD *spaz*

Girl kitty: *lifts head and blinks* why'd you wake me up o.o
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Re: What would your pet say to you?
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2010, 04:00:06 pm »
Quote from: Shim on December 09, 2010, 03:46:46 pm
I'm on my third Guinea Pig, and he's a sweet heart, just like the other two were. I realized, as time went on, that Guinea Pigs have 2 sentient thoughts.
-"There is food in front of me."
-"There is not food in front of me."

I laughed out loud at this. So true! Guinea pigs are adorable, but they are so dumb. My family had a rabbit and a guinea pig as pets at the same time, and the rabbit just ran intellectual circles around the guinea pig. He would take her lettuce out of her food dish and run away with it, and she just could not grasp that the lettuce had gone elsewhere and digging around in her food dish would not make it reappear. (This guinea pig would occasionally get lost behind the couch.)
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Re: What would your pet say to you?
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2010, 04:46:26 pm »
My cat is probably crying on how much she misses me since I've been away for four months...
That or she's hungry.
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Re: What would your pet say to you?
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2010, 10:28:02 pm »
im thinkin it would be somthing like this.



OoOoOoOoOooooo.     



because hes dead.
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Re: What would your pet say to you?
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2010, 11:08:21 pm »
My cat would probably say something along the lines of "Feed and hold me 24/7".
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Re: What would your pet say to you?
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2010, 08:00:05 am »
I wanna go for a walk...
I wanna go for a ride in the car...
I wanna cuddle....
I wanna play fetch...
I wanna chase various wild animals that wander onto the property...
I wanna eat something....
Pet me dammit!
Lemmie outside, *BARK* Its been 2 minutes, get off your laptop and lemmie in. - Repeat this process 100 times a day.
I have a very spoiled dog.
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Re: What would your pet say to you?
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2010, 08:32:18 am »
Quote from: Cimarron on December 10, 2010, 08:00:05 am
I wanna go for a walk...
I wanna go for a ride in the car...
I wanna cuddle....
I wanna play fetch...
I wanna chase various wild animals that wander onto the property...
I wanna eat something....
Pet me dammit!
Lemmie outside, *BARK* Its been 2 minutes, get off your laptop and lemmie in. - Repeat this process 100 times a day.
I have a very spoiled dog.

But that picture of her head on the sofa is so cute!! I never get tired of looking at it :D!
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Re: What would your pet say to you?
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2010, 06:07:13 pm »
Now that I think of it, my sister's tortoise is like this:
"Oh no. It's that little girl again!" and then he tries to hide but is too slow. XD
He's been extremely shy ever since she made the mistake of putting him on a glass table. Basically it appeared as if there was no solid surface beneath him and so ... apparently he panicked and now has extreme vertigo/PTSD >.> (My sister loves to pick him up anyways though >.>)
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Re: What would your pet say to you?
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2010, 06:08:57 pm »
"STOP HUGGING & KISSING ME ITS GETTING ANNOYING AGH"

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Re: What would your pet say to you?
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2010, 08:40:19 pm »
Quote from: Murkrow on December 10, 2010, 06:08:57 pm
"STOP HUGGING & KISSING ME ITS GETTING ANNOYING AGH"

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ohmygod yes! My cat would be saying that all the time.  :D
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Re: What would your pet say to you?
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2010, 10:13:30 pm »
Quote from: Kris on December 09, 2010, 03:57:57 pm
Boy kitty: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODFOODFOODFOODFOOD GIMMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEKASJDHFKJHDSKJFHKD *spaz*

Girl kitty: *lifts head and blinks* why'd you wake me up o.o

Sad thing? That's the way it would be with my cats, too.  :D
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Re: What would your pet say to you?
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2010, 10:19:12 pm »
"I don't see why I can't lay in the middle of your board game."
"why can't I rub my face on everything you are working on right now?"
"My dish is empty...fix it"

I have a very entitled cat.
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Re: What would your pet say to you?
« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2010, 10:24:22 pm »
*cat or dog climbs up onto human bed and lays down in the middle of it*

"Yeah, now this is perfect. No more of that small circular pet bed thing.  :P Hey human! Move over, I need more room!"  :D
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Re: What would your pet say to you?
« Reply #20 on: December 12, 2010, 10:04:50 pm »
**cat goes outside**
**comes running inside** "cold cold caant feeelll mah PAWZ
**dad asks cat if cat wants to go outside after 15 minutes** "YES PLEASE" :)

happens about 5-10 times a day
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Re: What would your pet say to you?
« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2010, 10:22:29 am »
When I'm home I'm pretty sure my kitty goes something like this:
"Hey! Pay attention to me! ME! I'm here! Hey lookit! it's your cat! Look at me! Don't do whatever you're busy doing! Lookatmeeeeee!!"
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Re: What would your pet say to you?
« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2010, 08:19:39 pm »
Hmm well as far as the horses go, they would be very absent minded about me and they would be wanting food most of the time ~__~
Disco my older one would be "whaaaatt... what do you want from me little blond girl, let me eat my grass and hay and don't kiss my nosey please ;__;"
Janey the mare would be "food food food food food >__> hey hey vivian... i'm HUNGRRRYYY"
Alphonse would be "get me out of this stall... nonono! don't take janey out ;__; she's my marrree!" and "hey vivian watch me prance around, don't i look tough? don't i look regal?"
Buuuut as far as the cats go, they would mostly be saying "i love yous" and "don't pet him pet meee ;__;"
I have a lot of pets... so I wont go through all of them x__x
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Re: What would your pet say to you?
« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2010, 11:23:08 pm »
My cat Snooker: "So, go buy me the other food that is not good for me instead of this stuff that is healthy." "Let me sit on you while I bath myself and chew on my toenails." "Pick me up and hold me in front of the screen door." He is an indoor cat, wants to be outside.
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Re: What would your pet say to you?
« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2011, 01:11:54 am »
Luka: LET ME OUT NOW!!!! FEED ME NOW!!!!!!

Muffy: I despise you with every bone in my body.
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