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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2250 on: August 03, 2019, 04:56:29 pm »
Keep it and use it for as a "return" box.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2251 on: August 03, 2019, 11:18:48 pm »
Eat it *pukes* I've been beanboozled
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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2252 on: August 04, 2019, 09:37:45 pm »
Eat it with a side order of coffee.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2253 on: August 05, 2019, 11:48:25 am »
Toss it into the fire no need for rude pranks
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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2254 on: August 09, 2019, 08:44:24 am »
Keep it for fixing my vehicle.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2255 on: August 09, 2019, 10:04:42 am »
Keep it for an emergency supply of hotsauce
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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2256 on: August 09, 2019, 01:15:10 pm »
Eat it even if allergic to it.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2257 on: August 09, 2019, 03:12:49 pm »
Destroys it.


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« Reply #2258 on: August 09, 2019, 06:21:55 pm »
Keep it I can make bacon pizza
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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2259 on: August 12, 2019, 08:42:21 am »
Take it to Kobuk's cafe where it can be grilled, and eaten with onions and mushrooms.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2260 on: August 12, 2019, 08:59:01 am »
Take a couple pills I partied to hard
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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2261 on: August 12, 2019, 03:36:53 pm »
Eat it.  Eat them all slowly as juice drips down your fuzzy muzzle down on to your chest, sticky oozing strawberry juice that will need cleaning up later...

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« Reply #2262 on: August 12, 2019, 04:01:25 pm »
0-0 * closes door slowly and walks away
Keep it and let's play catch
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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2263 on: August 12, 2019, 07:42:56 pm »
Destroys them.


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« Reply #2264 on: August 12, 2019, 07:53:05 pm »
Keep it for when I move
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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2265 on: August 12, 2019, 08:34:03 pm »
Eat it, umpreons taste good.

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« Reply #2266 on: August 12, 2019, 09:37:43 pm »
Keep it and drive it till the wheels fall off
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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2267 on: August 12, 2019, 11:55:45 pm »
 Quick get a  exorcist! And the thing to hell to burn.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2268 on: August 13, 2019, 02:54:32 am »
Give it to a wolf
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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2269 on: August 13, 2019, 10:02:09 pm »
Burns it.


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« Reply #2270 on: August 13, 2019, 10:47:51 pm »
Burn it with a boiling pot of oil
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« Reply #2271 on: August 13, 2019, 11:12:28 pm »
Burn it with a boiling pot of oil
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« Reply #2272 on: August 14, 2019, 12:42:27 am »
Keep the rivets and build ship
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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2273 on: August 14, 2019, 04:15:37 pm »
Keep it and hook it to my phone and blast Daft Punk "Homework" and infinite loop the song "Rolling and Scratching"

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« Reply #2274 on: August 14, 2019, 06:19:43 pm »
Smashes it. You're not supposed to use a calculator to do math. You're supposed to figure it out in your head.


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