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Offline Jade Sinapu

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2325 on: October 30, 2019, 09:40:13 pm »
Keep it and glue it back together with hot melt glue.
Then give back to FarFar.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2326 on: April 24, 2020, 06:50:02 pm »
Puts Jade on the scale.

Uh, huh. Salad for you, pal. ;)



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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2327 on: April 25, 2020, 05:52:01 pm »
Hug all of the marching band and the school mascot all while you wear a fursuit.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2328 on: May 10, 2020, 01:10:52 pm »
Keeps them and stores them for future use.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2329 on: May 10, 2020, 07:09:01 pm »
Eat the sign.  Because I'm not getting any meat.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2330 on: May 10, 2020, 08:51:07 pm »
Drinks it.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2331 on: May 11, 2020, 10:38:35 pm »
 Keep them for the next pandemic.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2332 on: May 18, 2020, 10:24:31 pm »
Let's them loose in a forest.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2333 on: May 30, 2020, 10:48:40 am »
 Hug it.  It will bring it back to life.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2334 on: May 31, 2020, 06:42:45 am »
Eat it
I don't have to make sense

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2335 on: May 31, 2020, 11:26:10 am »
Burn it!


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2336 on: May 31, 2020, 09:09:36 pm »
 Throw them into office!

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2337 on: June 05, 2020, 10:08:07 am »
Quote from: Jade Sinapu on May 31, 2020, 09:09:36 pm
Throw them into office!

Charcoal, potassium nitrate, sulfur
burn it then throw it!

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2338 on: June 05, 2020, 09:42:14 pm »
 Hug the cute knife wielding squirrel.  It could use a hug as evidenced by the knife!

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2339 on: June 05, 2020, 09:47:31 pm »
Quote from: Jade Sinapu on June 05, 2020, 09:42:14 pm
Hug the cute knife wielding squirrel.  It could use a hug as evidenced by the knife!

A dummy hand grenade!
weird coincidence
today I drilled a hole through one of mine and nicked my finger badly with the drill
so...that I guess!

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2340 on: June 07, 2020, 01:14:02 pm »
Eats it.........but only if it has pepperoni, and NO mushrooms!


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2341 on: September 19, 2020, 04:03:05 am »
Throw it.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2342 on: September 25, 2020, 12:38:39 pm »
Modifies it into a Starfleet Type II handheld phaser and uses it to shoot Jade dead.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2343 on: November 06, 2020, 03:55:00 pm »
Melts it.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2344 on: November 07, 2020, 01:10:30 am »
Keep it, leak all of its content to the world.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2345 on: November 07, 2020, 02:45:18 am »
Keep it!

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2346 on: November 15, 2020, 09:59:32 pm »
Burns it.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2347 on: November 16, 2020, 12:12:14 pm »
Eat it.  The ink will help enhance my fur markings.

Large lifelike stickers of feral animals, all very pretty.  Like cougars, wolves, bears, dinosaurs, and even some raccoons, mice and rabbits. 
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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2348 on: November 17, 2020, 03:32:54 pm »
Sticks the stickers all over Jade's car.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2349 on: November 17, 2020, 05:07:30 pm »
Eat (drink) it!!

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