Author Topic: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school... (Read 24855 times)

FarFar · « **Reply #300 on:** June 06, 2019, 10:02:07 am »

Leave a rubber hand covered in transmission fluid in the biology dissection room.

charcoal · « **Reply #301 on:** June 06, 2019, 02:58:49 pm »

That could start more drama
Start rumors on staff

FarFar · « **Reply #302 on:** June 07, 2019, 08:30:33 am »

Quote from: charcoal on June 06, 2019, 02:58:49 pm

That could start more drama
Start rumors on staff

Ha! Some of them might even be true!!

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #303 on:** June 10, 2019, 10:06:09 am »

Stuff a very large and very dead animal in a major air intake vent.

charcoal · « **Reply #304 on:** June 11, 2019, 06:18:15 pm »

Bring your emergency therapy snapping turtle

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #305 on:** June 13, 2019, 09:30:48 pm »

Pretend to have Ebola after supposedly visiting friends in another country

FarFar · « **Reply #306 on:** June 14, 2019, 08:46:26 am »

Walk the hallways dressed in a full hazmat suit.

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #307 on:** June 14, 2019, 08:02:49 pm »

Turn the water off, lock all doors, turn power off, after serving laxatives in school lunch. Blame it on bad weather?
Toilets won't flush, no ventilation.

FarFar · « **Reply #308 on:** June 15, 2019, 09:46:59 pm »

Release the snakes that are kept in the biology room.

charcoal · « **Reply #309 on:** June 19, 2019, 02:03:43 am »

Become a black market mtn dew dealer

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #310 on:** June 25, 2019, 11:36:43 am »

Break into the gym lockers and replace peoples gym clothes with ones that fall apart causing wardrobe malfunctions.

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #311 on:** July 01, 2019, 11:05:16 pm »

Pretend to be a foreign exchange student with no grasp of English.

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #312 on:** August 18, 2019, 10:30:21 pm »

...your ant farm--of fire ants--accidentally breaks open.

charcoal · « **Reply #313 on:** August 19, 2019, 02:39:44 am »

Pretend to have tourretes and yell out random things while the teacher is trying to teach
Teacher teaching math "what does 2+2="
Me" skittles!"

FarFar · « **Reply #314 on:** August 19, 2019, 07:50:20 am »

When the teacher says something in class, stand up and repeat it word for word.

charcoal · « **Reply #315 on:** August 19, 2019, 11:43:43 am »

Do a stand up routine

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #316 on:** September 01, 2019, 12:18:45 pm »

Show up for class in a Zentail suit.

FarFar · « **Reply #317 on:** September 11, 2019, 07:42:56 pm »

toilet paper the principal's car. (no, I didn't do that....)

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #318 on:** September 11, 2019, 11:24:37 pm »

Act out historical fact in a dramatic way during history class. Like, reenact the civil war and yell charge running through the class room with musket in hand.

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #319 on:** September 28, 2019, 09:37:58 am »

Spell out naughty words on your pocket calculator.

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #320 on:** September 29, 2019, 05:15:05 pm »

Do show and tell. Take all 15 dogs from local shelter and set loose in lunch room

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #321 on:** October 02, 2019, 09:05:00 pm »

Sneak Weird Al Yankovic's Christmas At Ground Zero into the holiday music rotation in the school cafeteria/faculty lounge.

FarFar · « **Reply #322 on:** October 30, 2019, 08:33:08 am »

Simple....just yell out FIRE!!!!

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #323 on:** October 30, 2019, 10:11:56 pm »

Say Fox You! Loudly and quickly at people who make you upset.

FarFar · « **Reply #324 on:** November 01, 2019, 09:33:24 am »

Plug the toilets with toilet paper and rig the handle so that the water keeps flowing.