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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #325 on: November 01, 2019, 07:45:00 pm »
Put stinking dead trout in the drop ceiling above the tiles.
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If the wolves are howling outside your door
Invite them in and make them beg for more!
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #326 on: November 02, 2019, 09:06:53 am »
While in chemistry class, mix ALL of the chemicals together.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #327 on: November 02, 2019, 01:00:53 pm »
Spike teachers coffee with sleeping pill. Class just does whatever  while teacher sleeps it off.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #328 on: November 14, 2019, 05:31:21 pm »
For STEM class you bring in stems from your friendly neighborhood medical marijuana dispensary.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #329 on: November 17, 2019, 05:23:01 pm »
Convince school to serve only high fiber foods at cafeteria.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #330 on: November 18, 2019, 06:48:48 pm »
show the principle a rude hand gesture
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #331 on: November 20, 2019, 01:48:58 am »
Swap any of the two wires on the 3-phase power to school. All 3-phase motors will run backward.  Like air conditioning,  pumps, fans.

Just remember it's 480Volts !!
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #332 on: November 29, 2019, 08:24:42 am »
Scream FIRE!!! (ok, maybe not original, but its effective!)
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #333 on: November 29, 2019, 08:10:30 pm »
Set 10 turkeys free in school
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #334 on: December 04, 2019, 07:20:21 pm »
Bring in a skunk as your therapy animal.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #335 on: December 24, 2019, 09:24:52 am »
Pour transmission fluid over yourself and walk about the halls muttering: "Next time he won't escape."
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #336 on: December 24, 2019, 06:12:20 pm »
 Bring in your own portable, personal nuclear reactor.  Air cooled version...
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #337 on: December 27, 2019, 07:16:07 pm »
Take bets on your school's varsity sports teams.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #338 on: September 19, 2020, 12:33:39 am »
You create a fake school dance event and put up posters around the campus to promote it.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #339 on: September 19, 2020, 03:54:04 am »
 Hide a few "electronic crickets" in rooms.  They are tiny circuits that randomly emit really annoying high pitch sounds.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #340 on: September 25, 2020, 10:41:53 pm »
Pretend to be a sight-impaired student and use Jade as your service dog.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #341 on: September 26, 2020, 06:47:34 pm »
Invite Rocket T. Coyote to your science class and have him mix up some rocket fuel.

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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #342 on: September 26, 2020, 09:55:57 pm »
Invite Rocket T. Coyote to your science class and have him mix up some rocket fuel.

Wow. Powdered zinc and powdered sugar...mix well...okay everybody step back!
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #343 on: January 25, 2021, 09:25:49 pm »
Place crime scene tape around the door to the faculty lounge.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
(Baps the old humorist.)