Author Topic: Quotes... (Read 83853 times)

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #675 on:** March 30, 2016, 10:30:35 pm »

You better not be talkin' to no invisible animals fool!--Mr T

Keayrin · « **Reply #676 on:** April 04, 2016, 06:45:21 pm »

"freakin Mosin Ngant~"
-me

HazardJackal · « **Reply #677 on:** April 05, 2016, 02:31:43 am »

A stupid mad clown
Driving a red monster truck
Running people over

-A Haiku i wrote way back in fifth grade... apparently.

Kobuk · « **Reply #678 on:** April 07, 2016, 07:37:03 pm »

"The ability to speak does not make one intelligent." - Qui-Gon Jin (Star Wars The Phantom Menace)

( ^ Best quote ever to describe the 2016 Presidential candidates.

)

HazardJackal · « **Reply #679 on:** April 07, 2016, 09:07:55 pm »

(I'm pretty sure Qui-Gon will always be my favorite Jedi. He's willing to bend the rules if it means doing what's right, and i like that.)

Anyways:

The earth speaks to all of us, and if we listen, we can understand.
-Uncle Pomme, Castle in the Sky

Kobuk · « **Reply #680 on:** April 08, 2016, 01:39:14 pm »

"When you train your mind how to think, you inoculate yourself against those who desperately want to tell you what to think."

Keayrin · « **Reply #681 on:** April 18, 2016, 04:12:15 pm »

gaze out yonder and lay thine eyes upon the fields in which i grow my- m-my... uhm... things that i give to people when i care about their opinion, and see that they are barren...

-me.

Kobuk · « **Reply #682 on:** April 28, 2016, 02:07:39 pm »

Found on FB: "Liberals are the reason for the generation of entitlement and have enabled people to not be ambitious, accountable and responsible."

And I couldn't agree more.

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #683 on:** April 29, 2016, 06:57:41 pm »

Illustrating absurdity by being absurd. ~Rush Limbaugh

Ancusmitis · « **Reply #684 on:** May 07, 2016, 11:29:46 pm »

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Kobuk · « **Reply #685 on:** May 11, 2016, 09:19:33 pm »

"Believe The Lie."

"All Lies Lead To The Truth."

"Always Insert A Lie Within The Truth. Makes It Easier To Swallow."

"Would Your Gov't Lie To You?"

"The Truth Is A Lie."

"Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction."

..........from the X-Files tv series.

HazardJackal · « **Reply #686 on:** May 12, 2016, 04:32:05 am »

We'll use money to make a SUPER GOD!!
-Me or one of my friends... don't remember who actually said it.

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #687 on:** May 15, 2016, 01:20:12 am »

If you value your life, then do not smoke while fueling. ~V-2 Operator's Manual (translation)

Doc · « **Reply #688 on:** May 15, 2016, 01:21:09 am »

I don't know exactly who said it first, but what I have is this: "Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After a while, you realize they like it."

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #689 on:** May 15, 2016, 01:35:24 am »

Enthusiasm for a squadron patch tends to run as an inverse proportion to the ability to display the patch.~ Myself

Kobuk · « **Reply #690 on:** May 16, 2016, 05:43:35 pm »

Saw the following on tshirts:

"POLITICALLY CORRECT: A term used to describe overly sensitive pansies who need everything sugar coated for them." (Damn truth.

)

"LIBERAL: (Noun) 1. A person who is so freethinking and open minded that their brain has floated out of their head."

"If GUNS kill people, I guess PENCILS misspell words, CARS drive drunk, and SPOONS make people fat."

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #691 on:** May 23, 2016, 11:18:18 pm »

"Liberalism is a mental disorder" ~ Michael Savage

"My guns are none of your business" ~ Tom Clancey

"The more guns you have, the more freedom you have." ~ Tom Gresham

Kobuk · « **Reply #692 on:** June 05, 2016, 11:05:34 am »

"Sometimes, those who don’t socialize much aren’t actually anti-social. They just have no tolerance for drama, stupidity, and fake people."

"Censorship is the refuge of the weak-minded (those who cannot defend their views) or the tyrannical (those who simply want to force submission and compliance)."

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #693 on:** June 06, 2016, 11:52:37 pm »

"If this is true, you will get [medalled]...If it is false, then I will shoot you dead." ~Marshall Jozef Pilsudski

Kain (Asher) Eralf · « **Reply #694 on:** June 08, 2016, 01:43:17 am »

People are like protons: they're repulsive to each other, yet they still cluster together.

Kobuk · « **Reply #695 on:** June 08, 2016, 01:57:04 pm »

Quote from: Kain (Asher) Eralf on June 08, 2016, 01:43:17 am

People are like protons: they're repulsive to each other, yet they still cluster together.

QFT. Definately describes the human race for sure.

Kobuk · « **Reply #696 on:** June 21, 2016, 07:47:00 pm »

Quote I found: "People don't know anything about history. They see what's on the Internet and assume it's true. People lack the ability to exercise critical thinking. Facts are facts, sorry ... You can't put your own spin on history because you don't like the truth. "

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #697 on:** June 22, 2016, 12:26:06 am »

"Mom--Rinse out my tights!"

From some commercial from the 1960s.

Keayrin · « **Reply #698 on:** June 22, 2016, 03:21:07 pm »

RAWR!~

-every furry ever at least once

some_random_wusky · « **Reply #699 on:** June 23, 2016, 09:08:14 am »

"i've been eating pretzels. they're so good. have you ever just opened a bag of pretzels and you cant stop eating them. they're so good, i wanna make love to them...
...
... you heard nothing"

--literally the only funny Jacksepticeye quote i could find that i would be allowed to post here