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« Reply #775 on: October 27, 2018, 05:13:31 pm »
Quote from: Nora Doctor (Tamberlane)
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« Reply #776 on: October 28, 2018, 12:54:07 pm »
He got up on the wrong side of the gutter this morning ~ Curly Howard
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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« Reply #777 on: January 10, 2019, 11:54:00 am »
This is something I heard at work yesterday. Solid gold.

"I've been yelling at them all night. Despite no one listening to me things are running really smoothly."
It's been said that rats can gain access to your home by climbing up threw your toilet. I prefer to use the front door.

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« Reply #778 on: January 12, 2019, 03:40:44 am »
"Hate the sin love the sinner" Gandhi
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« Reply #779 on: January 12, 2019, 08:06:19 am »
To err is human....to forgive is canine.  :goldgrin:
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« Reply #780 on: January 19, 2019, 03:11:19 pm »
"If nothing is being broken then work isn't getting done."
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"I'll talk with him [the manager] about it. I've been fired from worse jobs before. It's easy to get fired from a good job, but to get fired from a bad one is pretty hard to do."
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« Reply #781 on: January 19, 2019, 08:00:02 pm »
NEVER ASSUME!!!
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« Reply #782 on: January 20, 2019, 12:11:43 am »
"We can prance if we want to
We're a really friendly crowd
And there's a party mix up in 366
Where there's no minors allowed..."

(The Safety Prance--Furs Without Suits)
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"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
(Baps the old humorist.)

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« Reply #783 on: January 20, 2019, 08:16:16 am »
Be afraid....be very afraid.....

Movie, "The fly".
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« Reply #784 on: January 25, 2019, 12:16:35 am »
Can we get serious now?~ Sully--The Movie
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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« Reply #785 on: January 25, 2019, 11:22:07 pm »
If you can't fix it with duct tape then use more duct tape (some red neck guy at the hardware store)
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« Reply #786 on: January 26, 2019, 08:41:33 am »
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"!

Mythbusters, Adam Savage
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« Reply #787 on: January 27, 2019, 01:25:23 am »
"Bacon? I LOVE bacon!"~Calamity Cougar
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
(Baps the old humorist.)

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« Reply #788 on: February 05, 2019, 10:54:19 pm »
Saw this in a post on Facebook:

"Every day, millions of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon."

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« Reply #789 on: February 05, 2019, 10:55:01 pm »
"Bacon? I LOVE bacon!"~Calamity Cougar

Reminds me of somebody I used to know.

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« Reply #790 on: February 08, 2019, 11:19:43 pm »
I was once a corporal, you know. I hated sergeants then, and I HATE SERGEANTS NOW!~Carter as Hitler (Hogan's Heroes)
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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« Reply #791 on: February 09, 2019, 08:23:03 am »
"Damn the torpedo's, full speed ahead"!
Admiral David Farragut
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« Reply #792 on: February 16, 2019, 08:41:39 pm »
"The soldier follows the girl. The missile follows the radio guide beam."~The A-4 Fibel  (V-2 Operator's Manual)
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
(Baps the old humorist.)

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« Reply #793 on: March 30, 2019, 10:14:37 pm »
Your job is not to die for your country, it's make the other SOB die for his...

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« Reply #794 on: March 31, 2019, 07:51:01 am »
Courage doesn't always roar; sometimes it is a small voice at the end of the day that says: "I will try again tomorrow."

Not sure who first said that, but it was on a poster somewhere...
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« Reply #795 on: April 27, 2019, 10:32:24 pm »
"The RCMP does not believe in hounding a man."~Sgt. Preston of The Yukon
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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« Reply #796 on: May 11, 2019, 09:57:12 am »
"We is down among 'em Charlie!"--Apollo 10
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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« Reply #797 on: December 29, 2019, 06:05:58 pm »
"Here men from the planet Earth first set foot upon the Moon, July 1969 A.D. We came in peace for all mankind."--Apollo 11
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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« Reply #798 on: December 29, 2019, 09:33:48 pm »
E=mc2

Energy = milk x coffee(squared)   :D  :D

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« Reply #799 on: January 04, 2020, 12:36:44 pm »
The soldier follows the path of the girl...The missile follows the guide beam.--Translated from the A-4 (V-2) Operator's Manual
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
(Baps the old humorist.)