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THERE IS NO JUSTCE, THERE IS JUST ME |
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No you fool, we're following orders. We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it. |
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We'll stay up late swapping manly stories, and in the morning... I'm makin' waffles! |
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Sheriff Bart, Blazing Saddles without google Challenge: "The symptoms most commonly produced by Enrichment Center testing are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations. The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak." |
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Let me tell you something, Mark. You humans, most of you, subscribe to this policy of an eye for an eye, a life for a life, which is known throughout the universe for its... stupidity. |
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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others. |
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Yeah, I saw an animal do that once and then they rolled him over and he was dead. |
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Nice work, Bone Daddy. |
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When we do the ghost dance, the buffalo will return Paint ourselves for war, now blood and fire burn Great spirit makes us strong, take us to the sky The cherokee are brave, we are not afraid to die |
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With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels. |
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He had a quiet way about him, a walk and a talk that just wasn't normal around here. He strolled, like a man in a park without a care or a worry in the world, like he had on an invisible coat that would shield him from this place. Yeah, I think it would be fair to say I liked Andy from the start. |
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A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. |
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There was a boy. A very strange, enchanted boy |
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I robot (was this made by apple, perchance?)[/quote] |
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There was a boy. A very strange, enchanted boy |
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"Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast." |
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Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. |
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Any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulfur, that's like an endurance trial. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer. |
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"Now we know!" "And knowing is half the battle!" |
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People are lonely in this world for lots of different reasons. Some people have something in their disposition. Maybe they were just born too mean, or maybe they were born too tender. But most people are brought to where they are by circumstance, by calamity or a broken heart or something else happening in their lives that wasn't anything they planned on. People are lonely in this world for lots of different reasons. The one thing that I do know is, it doesn't matter what any one of them might tell you--nobody wants to be alone. |
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In my sentences I go where no man has gone before...I am a boon to the English language. |
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Polly works for the Moderation Council. A casual drinker by the age of 14, Polly quickly developed a tolerance usually reserved for Irish dockworkers. In our world, she's the woman that got the pope to endorse red wine. |
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Anti-shark cage. You go inside the cage? Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark. |
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"Sir Oliver, you are not going to listen to a murderer?" "Never interrupt a murderer, madam." |
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In West Philadelphia born and raised On the playground where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school |
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What the hell are you doing out here, Fred? Fred, if you're real, you better tell me right now! |
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"If I weren't so flippant, I should hang myself." |
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There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11? |
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As a result, Gengar's claims were found to be malicious lies. |
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You see a lot, Doctor. But are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself? What about it? Why don't you - why don't you look at yourself and write down what you see? Or maybe you're afraid to. |
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Today, one of these lucky contestants will win his or her weight in fish, right here on, WHEEL OF FISH! |
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Nothing's greater than the risk that comes with your embrace. |
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To be free, one must give up a little part of oneself." |
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"He lied to us through song! I HATE when that happens!" |
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Aston Martin DB9, that's not a racecar, that's pornography. |
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One who lies beneath you will die a horrible death |
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We Control The Vertical. We Control The Horizontal. |
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The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all. |
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My heart has joined the Thousand, for my friend stopped running today. |
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No no! Put your hands here and go 'WAH!' Try it again! |
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In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous. |
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"Bring me a shrubbery!" |
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. |
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It's okay to be gay, lets rejoice with the boys, in the gay way! |
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i will show you fear in a handful of dust... |
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A long long time ago, in a galaxy far away, naboo was under an attrack...[skip] my my this here anakin guy, may be Vader some day later but now he's just a small fry... |
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The cake is a lie! |
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My work is a game, a very serious game. |
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I am serious... and don't call me Shirley |
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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. |
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I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask... not just me. People think it's fun to pretend you're a monster. Me, I spend my life pretending I'm not. Brother, friend, boyfriend - all part of my costume collection. Some people might call me a fraud. Let's see if it will fit. I prefer to think of myself as a master of disguise. |
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There is no moral precept that does not have something inconvenient about it. |
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Tell me what you eat, and I'll tell you who you are. |
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Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. |
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"Buffoon"? Oh, very interesting word. Wonder what the derivation of that is. I love the entomology of words. Maybe it's a combination of balloon and buffalo. Or, maybe buffer and fool. Or, maybe it's from the Latin word: bufamotis; he who carries the pickle. |
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Was ever woman in this humour wooed? Was ever woman in this humour won? |
I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for a doughnut. I'll give you the money, you give me the doughnut—end of transaction. We do not need to bring ink and paper into this. I just cannot imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend—"Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut—I got the documentation right here! (pause) Oh wait, it's back home in the file, under 'D', for doughnut." 'Cuz we all know that 'D' is for doughnut.