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Subzerus
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Furry puns
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December 27, 2015, 01:10:36 pm »
What do you think of them? Favourite one? Least favourite one? Post them below!
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Acton
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Re: Furry puns
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December 29, 2015, 02:07:11 pm »
Sorry paws down I think your are chasing your tail.
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Bronx
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Re: Furry puns
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Reply #2 on:
December 30, 2015, 12:03:39 am »
I am probably
tailing
behind the rest of you in terms of puns, but I'm hoping I can
suit
everyone with my measly jokes.
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Rocket T. Coyote
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Re: Furry puns
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Reply #3 on:
December 31, 2015, 09:50:54 pm »
Wee paws for station identification.
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"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Takanuva
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Re: Furry puns
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Reply #4 on:
December 31, 2015, 10:48:21 pm »
You guys must be barking up the wrong tree. I had to paws and wait a minute, just to tail what your pun was about.
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Re: Furry puns
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December 31, 2015, 10:49:35 pm »
Bunnies will soon have their own train, the first rabbit-transit system in America.
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Re: Furry puns
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January 01, 2016, 03:23:56 pm »
This is one I learned from an old video game called Bubsy the Bobcat (sorry if it's really bad, it's the only one I could think of). *clears throat* "Hey, what could PAWsibly go wrong?"
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Bronx
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Re: Furry puns
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January 02, 2016, 02:07:57 am »
I've had it up to
ear
with these puns.
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Re: Furry puns
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January 03, 2016, 03:14:28 am »
I've been practicing the art of puns fur a while meow, so I hop I'm proficient enough to be considered a decent funny bunny. XP
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Rocket T. Coyote
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Re: Furry puns
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January 05, 2016, 12:16:35 am »
Oh tusk-tusk!
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"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
(Baps the old humorist.)
Annie1456
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Re: Furry puns
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January 05, 2016, 12:47:30 am »
I'd preFUR not to make puns.
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Re: Furry puns
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January 06, 2016, 09:39:52 pm »
I typically lack the koalafications to develop gnu puns, but I'll give it a try now and then.
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Taivana
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Re: Furry puns
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Reply #12 on:
January 15, 2016, 05:12:31 pm »
I can't think of any right now but if I do I'll post it here in a Yiffy.
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Awoo
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Re: Furry puns
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January 20, 2016, 09:05:09 pm »
I think fur suits you, don't moo?
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Takanuva
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Re: Furry puns
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Reply #14 on:
January 21, 2016, 08:43:05 pm »
I better claws my computer and shut it down, I have to practice guitar.
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Rocket T. Coyote
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Re: Furry puns
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January 29, 2016, 06:18:37 pm »
I laugh my tail off at that one!
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Re: Furry puns
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February 25, 2016, 04:29:09 pm »
Quote from: Bronx on January 02, 2016, 02:07:57 am
I've had it up to
ear
with these puns.
I am with you. I am dog tired of these puns.
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Re: Furry puns
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February 25, 2016, 08:41:35 pm »
I think I should apawlogize.
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Re: Furry puns
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March 31, 2016, 01:25:44 am »
I am thinking of writing a story about zombie rabbits; it would a hare raising story.
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Re: Furry puns
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Reply #19 on:
April 02, 2016, 09:43:15 pm »
These puns are punny
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Re: Furry puns
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April 06, 2016, 07:58:46 am »
Arn't some of these a hare overdone?
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Bronx
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Re: Furry puns
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April 06, 2016, 11:27:21 pm »
These puns have me howling.
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Rocco
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Re: Furry puns
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April 14, 2016, 02:14:52 pm »
Is this FUR real? We OTTER keep doing PAWsome puns. It would be CATastrophic if all these puns stopped. I can't BEAR the thought. Puns are FURRY funny. I'm FUR I'm FURgetting some, maybe I should PAWS and wait a HARE until I remember more.
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Re: Furry puns
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April 14, 2016, 11:46:55 pm »
I watched Zootopia some time ago. I know they could not trust the mayor; becasue deep down he knew he was lion.
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Re: Furry puns
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April 15, 2016, 01:54:31 am »
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