Actually I think the real problem is that the newspaper staff adjusted something so that the paper would display like CMYK. The problem is that it ended up applying to iMovie, the iTunes video player, Preview, Photoshop, and stuff. But most screen elements are acceptably bright.
Anyway, thanks for the link, Nocte. I had to add a centered attribute to the DIV also to make it center, and it's still off-centered by one pixel for some reason, but it works.