Cally the Horse;
What I think she says: "Ah the UberHoof hath returneth. It will be my honor to bear you on my back for the next hour and the carrot you bring is but a subsequential reward next to your very presence."
What she really says: "Oh noes, its that guy again, yep wearing leather boots, that means the saddle's coming next, yep there it is. Blarg, I just want to sleep, after you feed me that is. I smell the carrot in your pocket, why don't you just give that to me and put me back in the stall for the night and we'll call it even. Ohhh, right there yeah, ah, okay you can continue rubbing my neck there and grooming me for a few minutes longer, I like that. Just no saddle today m'kay?"
Woelf the Dog;
What I think he says: "Hey bud, been waiting all day for you to return from work. Lets get into the fields and flush up a squirrel or two. I may not be able to chase them anymore, but I can remember, so lets go".
What he really says: "Hey bud, ooh my bones ache. I guess I need to get up and go take a walk now eh? ok, lets go, OMG its cold out here ain't it. Well, just since you made me get up and leave that warm corner I was curled up in, I'm just going to stop every 3 feet and sniff some shrubberies that I've smelled a hundred times before and take 20 minutes to walk 50 feet. Then, I'll lay down at the turn around point because I know how much you love that. Yeah, I may be old, but I'm still huge, you just try and pick me up after I lay down."
Neko & Minu the Cats;
What I think they say: "mrph, what?"
What they really say: "Is it time for food yet? How about now? Gotta be close, can you just give me snack? How about a nibble? No I dont want to be petted, I want food. Give it up or I'm pouncing your face when you sleep tonight. Still not moving? well, lets see, you like this cellphone in the table? I like food just as much. You dont feed me now this phone is falling to the floor. Here it goes...."
Toomany the Cat;
What I think he says: "Hey its you, you're back from not being around me for the past ummm 5 minutes. Maybe more, I dunno. I think its time to play with the laser, Its in the box right there, simple arms reach. I'd play with it myself but y'know, no opposible thumbs. C'mon, just reach a little more, ooooh you're touching it, yep, time to go, gotta chase that red fairy now up and down the stairs..(5 minutes later)..Hey its you, you're back from not being around me for the past ummm 5 minutes. Maybe more, I dunno. I think its time to play with the laser, Its in the box right there, simple arms reach. I'd play with it myself but y'know, no opposible thumbs. C'mon, just reach a little more, ooooh you're touching it, yep, time to go, gotta chase that red fairy now up and down the stairs..."
What he really says: "Hey its you, you're back from not being around me for the past ummm 5 minutes. Maybe more, I dunno. I think its time to play with the laser, Its in the box right there, simple arms reach. I'd play with it myself but y'know, no opposible thumbs. C'mon, just reach a little more, ooooh you're touching it, yep, time to go, gotta chase that red fairy now up and down the stairs..(5 minutes later)..Hey its you, you're back from not being around me for the past ummm 5 minutes. Maybe more, I dunno. I think its time to play with the laser, Its in the box right there, simple arms reach. I'd play with it myself but y'know, no opposible thumbs. C'mon, just reach a little more, ooooh you're touching it, yep, time to go, gotta chase that red fairy now up and down the stairs..."
