Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on December 29, 2004, 10:49:40 am
What ever can go wrong already has. you just don't know about it yet!!!
Post by: CarLOS on December 29, 2004, 11:48:22 am
Post by: Mazz on December 29, 2004, 02:16:11 pm
i dont know who was the first tosay that but my dad use to say it all the time.
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on December 29, 2004, 02:45:07 pm
John Paul Jones...
Post by: Mazz on December 29, 2004, 05:15:15 pm
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on December 29, 2004, 05:45:27 pm
Post by: RebelKat on December 29, 2004, 07:41:35 pm
"Be careful what you wish for, because you just may GET it!"
Post by: Happenstance on December 29, 2004, 10:41:49 pm
"There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. I'm not sure about the former."
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has limits."
Post by: CarLOS on December 30, 2004, 01:52:44 am
"No one has ever gone broke underestimating the stupidity of the American public" - P.T. Barnum
Post by: on December 31, 2004, 10:16:57 pm
Post by: on January 01, 2005, 11:03:55 pm
Because these people do a lot of simple s--t to impress us
While everyone was trying to out-do the last man
I was just a ghost trying to catch some Mrs. Pac-Man." - atmosphere, trying to find a balance
i can dig it
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on January 04, 2005, 04:49:33 pm
Post by: Darkness Falls on January 04, 2005, 06:53:44 pm
Said by a friend during a VERY drunken argument.
D.F.
Post by: on January 04, 2005, 09:18:33 pm
i don't know what that mean, but i know that i mean it.
maybe they're as evil as they seem,
or maybe i only look out the window when it's scenic."
-atmosphere, trying to find a balance
(yea, i listen to this song too much.)
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on January 11, 2005, 03:18:07 am
Post by: Mazz on January 11, 2005, 01:23:45 pm
Legendaryfrog.com
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on January 12, 2005, 09:19:55 am
Post by: on January 12, 2005, 05:51:22 pm
Post by: CarLOS on January 12, 2005, 08:13:25 pm
(does Klingon count?
)
Post by: on January 13, 2005, 07:57:56 pm
Post by: Katra on January 13, 2005, 08:39:57 pm
Post by: on January 20, 2005, 06:38:24 pm
Post by: Finnish Fox on January 20, 2005, 08:38:37 pm
-Caboose, Redvsblue ep. 6
Post by: on January 20, 2005, 09:17:27 pm
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on January 26, 2005, 11:21:19 am
Post by: CarLOS on January 26, 2005, 02:33:47 pm
| Quote |
First, they ignore you.... Then they laugh at you.... Then they fight you.... Then, you win! |
- Gandhi
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on January 28, 2005, 03:41:24 am
Post by: Yume on January 28, 2005, 04:37:30 am
"He who angers you controls you"
Post by: Mazz on January 29, 2005, 09:59:23 pm
"I'm short fat and proud of that" all about me.
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on February 04, 2005, 05:41:55 am
| Quote (Mazz @ Jan. 29 2005, 9:59 pm) |
| here guess who said this one "I'm short fat and proud of that" all about me. |
*Grins and nuzzles your neck* You said it...
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on February 07, 2005, 04:28:03 am
Post by: Finnish Fox on February 09, 2005, 08:49:41 pm
-Albert Einstein
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on March 05, 2005, 03:50:17 pm
Post by: T Fox on March 05, 2005, 07:45:29 pm
KILL EVERYONE!!!
- one of my sisters friends.
Post by: Pillowmint on March 07, 2005, 07:39:56 pm
"I like having low self esteem. Makes me feel special."
"It's like a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up!"
Post by: Finnish Fox on March 08, 2005, 08:27:53 pm
"Uhh... Thank god for the chain of command?"
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on March 28, 2005, 04:45:32 am
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on April 15, 2007, 11:09:23 am
Post by: Ire on April 15, 2007, 12:59:33 pm
Chafing at custom's chain;
Again from its brumal sleep
Wakens the ferine strain.
-Jack London
And also something I find very relevant to today's world...
"Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."
-Attributed to Benjamin Franklin
Post by: Graues Licht on April 15, 2007, 03:35:40 pm
I've always loved that quote...
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on April 15, 2007, 03:50:19 pm
Benjamin Franklin...
Post by: Canix on April 15, 2007, 04:24:34 pm
| Quote |
| If A is success in life, then A = x + y + z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut. -Albert Einstein |
Post by: Twizler the skunk on April 15, 2007, 04:56:52 pm
Post by: Kris on April 15, 2007, 05:16:03 pm
"Darwin's rolling over in his coffin, the fittest are surviving much less often" - NOFX in "The Idiots are Taking Over"
"I'm an Engineer. I spent my entire life trying to figure out ways to do crazy things" - Montgomery Scott in his ST:TNG Cameo
Post by: Loo Rou on April 15, 2007, 08:14:22 pm
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on April 15, 2007, 09:01:54 pm
Post by: Kris on April 16, 2007, 06:03:47 pm
we all live in harmony
Truth is that we all die in vain
You stand for what you believe
I kill for what I conceive
Is there then a title for this game?"
Dragonforce - Once in a Lifetime
Post by: redguardian on April 16, 2007, 09:53:51 pm
taste like chicken
if chicken were a candy
pickles-metal acolypse (deathklok)
Post by: Ehsteve on April 19, 2007, 12:37:48 am
World Peace
Time Travel
Intelligent Extraterrestrial Life
Two out of three ain't bad..."
Post by: Kris on April 19, 2007, 05:53:12 am
Post by: Ehsteve on April 19, 2007, 06:02:32 am
"I'm rated I for Immature"
-me
Post by: Kris on April 19, 2007, 11:51:24 pm
a son never deserts his mother for her homely appearance. "
-Chinese proverb
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on April 27, 2007, 01:13:31 pm
Albert Einstein...
Post by: Ire on April 27, 2007, 05:21:24 pm
-Jayne, 'Serenity'
Post by: Kris on April 28, 2007, 01:05:03 pm
'U' is for Uranium bombs!
'N' is for no survivors!! when you're... "
- You don't want to know
Post by: Heaven Implode on April 28, 2007, 06:09:08 pm
Post by: Dark Nation on April 28, 2007, 06:18:35 pm
| Quote (Roshan @ April 28 2007, 6:05 pm) |
| "'F' is for fires that burn down the whole town 'U' is for Uranium bombs! 'N' is for no survivors!! when you're... " - You don't want to know |
I hate myself for knowing that's from Spongebob Squarepants.
You destroy everything you touch Megatron! - Optimus Prime.
Post by: Canix on April 28, 2007, 06:22:54 pm
| Quote (Mikey @ April 28 2007, 6:18 pm) | ||
I hate myself for knowing that's from Spongebob Squarepants. |
Oh plankton, how we love thee.
"Can't touch dis."
-MC Hammer
Post by: Kris on April 29, 2007, 04:48:25 am
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on May 01, 2007, 12:49:21 am
Post by: Kris on May 03, 2007, 03:56:01 am
Great man he was..
Post by: Juno on May 06, 2007, 01:01:36 am
Post by: Kris on May 09, 2007, 09:31:03 pm
"If the continum's told you once they've told you a thousand times.. don't provoke THE BORG!!"
Post by: Kris on May 10, 2007, 01:06:05 am
Post by: Ehsteve on May 10, 2007, 06:36:01 am
Post by: The Unforgiven on May 10, 2007, 09:49:09 am
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't." - Someone on a forum I frequent
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on July 15, 2007, 07:18:59 am
Post by: Tevnon on July 15, 2007, 10:18:07 am
"I'll have the time of my life when the time of my life is over."
and
"I'm so high I just can't get over it."
Both come from church songs, and sound absolutely horrid when taken out of context. That, and their paradoxical nature makes them rather interesting as quotes go.
Post by: Landrav on July 15, 2007, 12:26:43 pm
-my brother, playing Murder Mansion Mystery in Warcraft III. Yeah, it's in the delivery.
Post by: Kobo-Kun on July 15, 2007, 01:54:42 pm
Heh, revenge is sweet!"
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on July 15, 2007, 05:58:14 pm
"Revenge is a dish which is best served cold...."
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on March 05, 2008, 08:33:17 pm
Post by: Ehsteve on March 06, 2008, 06:25:06 am
Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on March 06, 2008, 05:48:17 pm
"Out of my mind, back in five minutes" -anonymous
--* Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
* Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot." -- Real Court Quote
Post by: Furlong on March 06, 2008, 07:21:04 pm
"Read my lips: I am a pirate. I do not need credentials!"- The one and only Don Karnage.
Post by: McMajik on April 07, 2008, 04:52:01 am
"That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwitch!" - Barry Burton
"..." - Link
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on September 17, 2008, 12:48:05 pm
Lucien LaCroix...
Post by: McMajik on September 27, 2008, 04:06:50 am
matt bellame, well, technically chris walstenhome (i can't spell it)
Post by: Furlong on September 29, 2008, 04:33:03 pm
Zoe: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just?
Post by: Arbutus on September 29, 2008, 04:44:01 pm
--The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra
Post by: Timberwuff on September 29, 2008, 04:46:17 pm
"What do you see?" - Atrus' grandma (it has a bigger meaning in the book, kind of like saying. Stop, and look at the entire picture.)
Post by: reynard on October 07, 2008, 12:06:14 am
"Every power has its price, will you be able to pay it?" -unknown
"The end justifies the means" -Machiavelli
these are only a few of my favorites.
Post by: Kayle on October 08, 2008, 11:20:44 am
Post by: VT-Pilot on October 08, 2008, 12:45:15 pm
"History is going to be kind to me. For I intend to write it." Winston Churchill.
"All the naval fire power in the world is useless without a few live marines to take the beaches." Unknown.
Post by: Kivva on October 08, 2008, 01:11:54 pm
"There is no such thing as common sense." --OSHA Instructor, Thomas Ryan, CSP
"A man can be measured by observing how he treats his animals." --Lincoln, I think.
Post by: Kayle on October 09, 2008, 02:49:35 pm
"When love asks you to dance, you take it by the hand and you hit the floor."-from Reno 911
Post by: Relaxing Dragon on October 09, 2008, 05:45:59 pm
Post by: Kay Alett on October 09, 2008, 06:18:24 pm
"Ugh, Yyyyyaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!" -Link
"Hyah!" -Link
"Hyep" -Link
"That is a heavy accent you got there buddy."- Shop manager in "Heart for the Hero" Zelda flash animation.
"Some of the best friends in my life I have known for only a few minutes before they were gone for good." -Kaloyan Alett
"Theres two kinds of people in the world doc, those who have a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the earth, and those who don't. We call those last people 'dinner'." -Pvt. Dexter Griff
Post by: Kris on October 09, 2008, 07:29:00 pm
"I spent my entire life trying to figure out crazy ways of doing things!"
-Montgomery Scott
Post by: Kay Alett on October 09, 2008, 07:42:05 pm
Zoe: "Shoot them?"
Mal: "Politely."
Post by: Kobuk on October 09, 2008, 07:49:40 pm
Post by: Timberwuff on October 09, 2008, 09:36:22 pm
"Ha ha ha! Oktoberfest!"
"Everyone, I am on fire!"
"Can you feel ze Schadenfreude?" (Schadenfreude means roughly "joy from your pain", or "gloating")
-All from TF2 Medic
"Mush team! Mush!"
-TF2 Heavy
Post by: Kaloth on October 09, 2008, 10:07:04 pm
Post by: Kayle on October 10, 2008, 03:03:43 pm
"I am the last samurai on this block!"-from Reno 911
Post by: Kay Alett on October 13, 2008, 12:03:02 am
Mal: ...Everybodys making a fuss...
Wash: We gotta go to the crappy planet where I'm a hero!
Zoe: The first rule of battle is to never let the enemy know where you are.
Mal(Firing lasers): YAH! HERE I AM! COME AND GET ME! I'M RIGHT HERE! RIGHT OVER HERE! C'MON!
Post by: Kayle on October 14, 2008, 01:38:12 pm
Post by: Furlong on October 14, 2008, 01:43:34 pm
C.J.: Secret Service improvements.
Reporter: Can you go into detail, please?
C.J.: The property now includes a helipad and the ability to run a global war from the sun porch.
- The West Wing
Post by: Relaxing Dragon on October 14, 2008, 06:09:15 pm
V: "Who? Who is but the form following the function of what, and what I am is a man in a mask."
Evey: "Well I can see that."
V: "Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is."
Evey: "Oh. Right."
V: "But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona."
[momentary pause]
V: "Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition."
[carves V into poster on wall]
V: "The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous."
[giggles]
V: "Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
Evey: "Are you like a crazy person?"
V: "I am quite sure they will say so."
Post by: Kaloth on October 14, 2008, 06:29:31 pm
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
-- Demetri Martin
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
-- Demetri Martin
Post by: Furlong on October 14, 2008, 07:44:17 pm
Post by: Kayle on October 15, 2008, 01:42:52 pm
Post by: Relaxing Dragon on October 15, 2008, 01:44:22 pm
Officer Olson: "Uh-huh. In what way?"
Mr. Mohra: "Oh, just in a general kinda way."
Post by: Timberwuff on October 15, 2008, 03:58:11 pm
-My Chemistry instructor.
Post by: Kayle on October 16, 2008, 12:12:09 pm
-OMEGA, from Sonic Chronicles, the Dark Brotherhood.
Post by: Bloodtooth on October 16, 2008, 08:45:07 pm
- Josef Stalin
One of my favourites. :)
Post by: Kayle on October 17, 2008, 02:24:52 pm
-Dr. Cox, from Scrubs.
Post by: Timberwuff on October 17, 2008, 04:45:05 pm
"For instance; How am I gonna stop some mean mother-Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun."
-Engineer, from "Meet the Engineer"
"Professional's have standards: be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
-Sniper, from "Meet the Sniper"
"I appear to have burst into flames."
"Peek-a-boo!"
"I never really was on your side."
"This will be the last time you see me."
-Spy, TF2
"Did ze Frauleins have their misselschmetts?" (Translation: "Did you ladies say your prayers?")
-Medic, TF2
Post by: Relaxing Dragon on October 20, 2008, 03:45:42 pm
Post by: Kayle on October 21, 2008, 01:28:00 pm
"Um, guys? this is not the time for nerd bonding."-Rouge
"You know you're drunk when you swerve to avoid a tree, only to realize that the tree was your air freshener."-My friend Kyle.
Post by: Relaxing Dragon on October 21, 2008, 04:44:52 pm
Post by: Kayle on October 22, 2008, 01:43:34 pm
Post by: Timberwuff on October 22, 2008, 04:15:02 pm
-My chemistry instructor.
Post by: McMajik on October 22, 2008, 04:44:47 pm
"An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded" - a friend of mine
Post by: Kay Alett on October 22, 2008, 06:49:00 pm
Post by: Kayle on October 24, 2008, 12:58:55 pm
"I am tired of fighting. Our chiefs are killed...It is cold, and we have no blankets. The little children are freezing to death...My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun now stands, I will fight no more, forever."-Chief Joseph of the Nez Perce at his surrender to the U.S. army, 1877.
Post by: Baako on October 24, 2008, 02:14:23 pm
Post by: Kayle on October 24, 2008, 03:23:30 pm
"Ahhhh! My eyes are broken! Oh, wait. Never mind. They were just closed."- Big the Cat, Sonic Chronicles, the Dark Brotherhood.
Post by: Kay Alett on October 24, 2008, 09:02:33 pm
Post by: McMajik on October 24, 2008, 10:34:08 pm
Post by: VT-Pilot on October 24, 2008, 10:52:00 pm
"Dude you suck with the sniper rifle..."
"Maybe if 'someone' would actually let me use it!"
Post by: Kay Alett on October 24, 2008, 11:01:41 pm
Alien: Blarg
Church:Holy [cencored] he said yes! He just said yes! 'Blarg' means 'yes' I speak alien!
Tex: Uhhh, yeah, unless it means 'no'. In which case he just said "No, 'Blarg' does not mean 'yes'".
Church: What? No way. Hey alien, am I right?
Alien: ...Blarg
Church:Ha ha, I'm right. What do you know?
Post by: McMajik on October 24, 2008, 11:32:59 pm
Post by: Furlong on October 26, 2008, 10:44:44 am
Danny Butterman: What do you think?
Nicholas Angel: Well, I wouldn't argue that it wasn't a no-holds-barred, adrenaline-fuelled thrill ride. But there is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.
Danny Butterman: That is nothing man, this is about to go off!
Post by: Kay Alett on October 26, 2008, 09:26:43 pm
Dalek: Four.
Cyberman: You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?
Dalek: We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek! You are supirior in only one respect.
Cyberman: What is that?
Dalek: You are better at dying.
Post by: Esquire on October 27, 2008, 03:04:59 am
Post by: Kayle on October 27, 2008, 08:54:25 am
"The ninja knows that a good blade can make a passing good key, ladder or splint. He also knows that it is best used for killing."-FFTA2, weapon description of the kunai.
Post by: Baako on October 27, 2008, 09:05:06 am
Post by: Kayle on October 27, 2008, 10:16:35 am
"Wait, wait. This is gay. This is gayer than the pile. Okay, guys, I'm sorry I suggested this. Back to the pile, let's go."-from South Park
"Yeah, send the beaners to Iraq and you know what would happen:
Al-Queda guy with binoculars: "Where did de beaners go? They were right here a minute ago..." (turns around to see all the tanks on blocks) "Holy (censored)! Dey stole de tires! Call the general!"
Soldier: "De stole de radio too!"
-Carlos Mencia
Post by: Timberwuff on October 27, 2008, 04:08:34 pm
"Yeuh-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-Yeuh-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-do-tul-duv-trah-vah-da Kaboom! Kaboom!" -TF2 Heavy (based off of the song "Khachaturian's Sabre Dance")
"I hear someone building diaper changing station!" -TF2 Heavy
"We have you surrounded, at least from this side!" -TF2 Soldier
"That was an amazing killing spree....BY THE OTHER TEAM!" -TF2 Soldier
"Hudda hudda huuh!" -TF2 Pyro
"Hell of a shot mister!" -TF2 Engineer
Post by: Kay Alett on November 11, 2008, 11:03:21 am
Quite possibly the greatest quote from Kain, and a line that changed me and my view of Kain forever.
Post by: red_kitsune on November 11, 2008, 06:26:25 pm
Post by: promagnum on November 11, 2008, 07:43:56 pm
-Colin Mochrie
Post by: Furlong on November 11, 2008, 10:51:49 pm
—Chester A. Bum on every movie he sees in his life
Post by: Ralfie de Wolfie on November 11, 2008, 11:24:21 pm
Post by: Kay Alett on November 12, 2008, 12:07:33 am
Wraith Raziel: Apparently I am.
Raziel: How could you profane a priest by turning him into a vampire!?
Kain: How could I not? One must keep his friends close, Raziel, and his enemies even closer.
Kain: Isn't it customary to grant the condemned a final request?
Raziel: I recall no such courtesy from you.
Raziel: You said it yourself Kain; there are only two sides to your coin.
Kain: Apparently so, but suppose you throw a coin enough times, suppose one day it lands on its edge.
Post by: Ralfie de Wolfie on November 21, 2008, 11:25:52 pm
"All of God's creatures have a place on this Earth... right next to the mashed potatoes!" hahahaha
"Why do all the sweet girls have to make such bitter guy mistakes?" (someone answer me this one, please)
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 21, 2008, 11:28:53 pm
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: Half a worm!
Post by: Kay Alett on November 21, 2008, 11:45:32 pm
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 21, 2008, 11:49:31 pm
and there money attaining youth.
Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on November 22, 2008, 12:22:21 am
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 22, 2008, 12:23:51 am
I never came upon any of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking.
Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on November 22, 2008, 12:25:19 am
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 22, 2008, 12:29:56 am
Star Wolf from Star fox 64.
Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on November 22, 2008, 12:34:08 am
--GLaDOS
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 22, 2008, 12:36:37 am
Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on November 22, 2008, 12:41:40 am
--Glados
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 22, 2008, 12:43:58 am
Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on November 22, 2008, 12:44:47 am
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 22, 2008, 12:46:53 am
Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on November 22, 2008, 12:49:41 am
Most used quote.
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 22, 2008, 12:51:13 am
Post by: Anthro_Inquisitor on November 22, 2008, 01:05:02 am
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 22, 2008, 01:11:21 am
go spongebob
Post by: Alsek on November 22, 2008, 08:59:51 pm
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 23, 2008, 12:39:12 am
Post by: Timberwuff on November 23, 2008, 10:24:23 am
-TF2 Scout
"Say goodbye to ya kneecaps, chucklehead!"
"Eat it, fatty!" [After killing a Heavy with the baseball bat]
"Bonk!"
-TF2 Spy
"Sorry to 'pop-in' unannounced."
"Gentlemen?"
"But of course."
"Peek-a-boo!" [Sometimes, after back-stabbing someone]
"I murdered your toys as well." [Destroying an Engineer's sentry after killing the Engineer]
"I never really was on your side..."
"This will be the last time you see me."
Post by: Kinshi on November 23, 2008, 12:04:43 pm
Post by: Kay Alett on November 23, 2008, 12:18:26 pm
I'm a peripheral visionary, I can see into the future but just way off to the side.
Imagine Pulitzer Prize fighting.
My grandfather had a special rocking chair made, it would rock forward so he could fake intrest in any conversation.
My grandmother slipped me $10 and said "Heres $10 don't tell your mother I gave it to you" I said, "It's gonna cost you more than that."
I got a new dog, he's a 'paranoid retreiver'. He brings back everything cause hes not sure what I threw.
I wish I had a hard line from my consious mind to my unconsious mind, that way I could know what I'm really thinking about.
-Stephen Wright
Post by: Alsek on November 23, 2008, 12:25:18 pm
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 23, 2008, 12:57:21 pm
I don't know, maybe they plan on connecting it to the US.
Post by: Kinshi on November 24, 2008, 03:05:56 pm
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 24, 2008, 03:37:07 pm
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on November 30, 2008, 12:40:30 am
Mike Regan...
Post by: Kay Alett on November 30, 2008, 07:35:41 am
Mal: It usually is.
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 30, 2008, 12:52:12 pm
Post by: promagnum on November 30, 2008, 07:48:23 pm
-Me
Post by: Furlong on November 30, 2008, 09:39:21 pm
- Ash Williams, Army of Darkness
Post by: Hayaikawa on November 30, 2008, 09:44:16 pm
- Ash Williams, Army of Darkness
Man I love that move, So great!
Post by: Kay Alett on November 30, 2008, 10:29:36 pm
Harry: Now you left me here, with all that damn money... I was a sitting duck.
Julian: I figured you could take care of yourself, you had a gun, a car, you had your wits about you when I left you.
Harry: You are SERIOUSLY underestimating the power of the forces which were aligned against us.
Julian: Oh no.... No no, don't tell me you've gone and god on me now, please don't tell me.
Harry: I'm not putting any names on him, but he was here. And he stole our money.
Julian: HE!? Tell me there was more than one!
Harry: ..........One was enough.
-Same movie
Post by: Bloodtooth on December 01, 2008, 02:37:27 am
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 01, 2008, 05:48:10 am
Post by: Kayle on December 05, 2008, 02:12:13 pm
-Leonardo da Vinci
Heh...
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 05, 2008, 03:57:57 pm
Post by: VT-Pilot on December 06, 2008, 05:40:17 am
"Well I hang out with you all the time in front of the common people and I do fine."-Me
Post by: Gustavson Bookmite on December 06, 2008, 06:40:06 am
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 06, 2008, 01:01:05 pm
Post by: Kinshi on December 06, 2008, 02:17:42 pm
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 06, 2008, 02:51:26 pm
Post by: Kinshi on December 07, 2008, 09:58:29 am
Post by: Timberwuff on December 07, 2008, 12:29:16 pm
The Sniper:
"That funeral ain't gonna be open casket."
"Thanks fer standin' still, wanker!"
"Boom. Headshot."
"Dad... Dad I'm a... not a crazed gunman dad, I'm an assassin! Well the difference being that one is a job and the other is mental sickness!"
"Professionals have standards: Be polite, Be efficient, Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
Post by: Kinshi on December 07, 2008, 01:26:33 pm
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 07, 2008, 02:13:58 pm
Post by: VT-Pilot on December 07, 2008, 02:37:51 pm
"Stupid zombies! You're ruining the illusion!"
Post by: Kinshi on December 08, 2008, 09:22:55 am
Post by: VT-Pilot on December 08, 2008, 12:02:18 pm
"Why don't they have the M4 or M16 on these games?"
"There's a very simply reason why man."
"Oh?"
"Yeah. They suuuuck."
"Dude hand over the sniper rifle. You suck with it."
"Thats because no one ever lets me use it!"
"Yeah cause you suck with it!"
Post by: Kay Alett on December 08, 2008, 12:13:34 pm
Yeah, I have to cause no one ever lets me use the sniper rifle.
Post by: Kayle on December 08, 2008, 01:19:29 pm
-John Milton
Post by: Kinshi on December 08, 2008, 03:04:07 pm
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
And my favourite: Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people dash form point B to point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people from point B are so keen to get there, and what's so great about point B that so many people from point A are so keen to get there. They often wish that people would just once and for all decide where the hell they wanted to be.
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 08, 2008, 03:07:08 pm
Post by: VT-Pilot on December 09, 2008, 11:51:12 am
"Currently I believe it is a combination of all three."
Post by: Furlong on December 09, 2008, 12:17:07 pm
Post by: Kayle on December 09, 2008, 01:31:45 pm
-Lord Byron
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 09, 2008, 01:46:59 pm
Post by: Kinshi on December 10, 2008, 09:17:57 am
Post by: Edward Vulpes on December 10, 2008, 09:19:33 am
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 10, 2008, 01:05:37 pm
Slippy Toad: Thanks a lot, Peppy...
Post by: Kayle on December 10, 2008, 02:35:26 pm
-From "Drone Tactics"
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 10, 2008, 02:49:30 pm
Post by: Kayle on December 10, 2008, 03:13:58 pm
-Me
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 10, 2008, 03:59:52 pm
Post by: Kinshi on December 11, 2008, 06:54:11 am
Post by: Kayle on December 11, 2008, 11:31:27 am
-Maha, from Golden Sun: The Lost Age.
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 11, 2008, 12:46:43 pm
Post by: Kayle on December 11, 2008, 01:37:32 pm
-R.O.B 64, from Starfox 64
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 11, 2008, 01:42:44 pm
Post by: Kayle on December 11, 2008, 01:49:47 pm
Falco, from Starfox 64
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 11, 2008, 01:54:02 pm
Fox McCloud: You owe me one.
Post by: Kayle on December 11, 2008, 01:56:38 pm
"Glitter is the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Once you get it on you, it never goes away."
-My cousin, Justin
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 13, 2008, 06:06:18 pm
Post by: Edward Vulpes on December 13, 2008, 08:24:17 pm
Proof that just because you have a doctorate doesn't mean you can write.
Post by: promagnum on December 13, 2008, 08:27:39 pm
Post by: Kay Alett on December 14, 2008, 02:40:19 am
Holly: Most of them were killed fighting about it, it's daft really, isn't it?
Dave: Yeah no kidding..... They were supposed to be green.
Dave: This is terrible, holy wars, killing, they're just using religion as an excuse to be extremly crappy to each other.
Toaster: So what else is new?
Dave: I'm not a god, I've just been...misquoted. I just wish I could meet them and explain and apologise.
Rimmer: Well that would look spectacular wouldn't it Lister? God returns in all his splendor and says: 'Sorry, it's all been a total screw-up.'
-Some of my favorite quotes from the Red Dwarf episode, 'Waiting for God'.
Post by: Kayle on December 15, 2008, 01:24:28 pm
"El diablo? I'm not sure what it means, exactly. I think it's Spanish for a fighting chicken."
"We like to joke around here on the race track, but, today, we want to talk to you about a very serious issue: packs of vicious wild dogs that control most of our major cities!"
"Help me baby Jesus, help me! Help me Tom Cruise, help me!"
"If you ain't first, you're last."
"Ricky, you have to find that fine line between speed and chaos and wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra!"
-all from "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby"
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 15, 2008, 01:54:33 pm
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?
If you don't know what this is from you don't deserve to know.
Post by: Kayle on December 15, 2008, 02:29:20 pm
"A reading from the Book of Armaments: Pull thy the pin on thine holy hand grenade, and lobbeth thy grenade toward thine enemy, but only after thou hath counted to three. One is too few, and four is too many, just as two is too little, unless directly followed by three, and five is far out."
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 15, 2008, 02:53:40 pm
[bonk!] :D :D :D
Post by: Kayle on December 15, 2008, 02:55:59 pm
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 15, 2008, 02:59:41 pm
Post by: Kayle on December 15, 2008, 03:07:15 pm
Post by: Kinshi on December 15, 2008, 04:01:28 pm
*a bit later*
bridgekeeper: what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
arthur:what do you mean? african or european?
bridgekeeper: i don't know
*and the rest as they say, is history, funny history,that is!*
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 15, 2008, 04:12:38 pm
Post by: Kayle on December 15, 2008, 04:31:36 pm
Post by: Relaxing Dragon on December 15, 2008, 04:50:46 pm
Colonel Pickering: "Look, there hasn't been a murder."
Inspector Tiger: "No murder?"
All: "No."
Inspector Tiger: "Oh, I don't like it. It's too simple, too clear cut. I'd better wait."
[sits]
Inspector Tiger: "No, too simple, too clear cut."
[lights out, a scream, and a shot. Tiger is dead with a poison bottle in his hand, an arrow through his neck, and a bullet in his head]
Colonel Pickering: "By jove, he was right!"
:D
Figured it was best to mix things up with some Flying Circus ;)
Post by: Furlong on December 15, 2008, 06:31:20 pm
Revan: "What's the difference?"
HK-47: "About twenty years, master."
HK-47 rules. :)
Post by: Kayle on December 16, 2008, 09:50:17 am
"Yeah, you got fifty Puerto Ricans in the kitchen. Yeah, that's real Italian food all right."
"Dear McGyver,
Enclosed is a straw, a paper clip, and a rubber band. Please save my dog."
Chris: "I stole $10 from Meg!"
Meg: "I stole $10 from mom!"
Lois: "I've been making counterfiet $10 bills for years..."
"Sorry, I don't take coupons from giant, talking chickens. Not after last time..."
"Yeah, I got 'Dude My Car is Not Where I Parked it, but Thank Allah We're Alive' on sale!"
-All from Family Guy
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 16, 2008, 10:37:20 pm
"I'll be whatever I wanna do."
"People said I was dumb, but I proved them."
"Full price for gum?! That dog won't hunt, Monsignor."
"No, I'm ...doesn't!"
"Ugh, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up."
"Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"
"Crazy theories one, regular theories a billion."
"But existing is basically all I do!"
Futurama FTW
Post by: Kayle on December 17, 2008, 11:00:02 am
Priest: "What is the manner of your sin?"
Churchgoer: "I cheated on my spouse."
Priest: "Hmm... Okay. 24 Hail Marys and then bring me a cheeseburger and your sins are forgiven."
-Loius Black (Before 'Root of all Evil')
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 17, 2008, 03:11:57 pm
Leela: Huh? Oh, sure. Knock yourself out.
Fry: Ten.
[ship takes off]
Fry: Nine.
[ship reaches the moon]
Leela: Okay, we're here.
Fry: [quietly] Eightsevensixfivefourthreetwooneblastoff.
futurama!!
Post by: Kay Alett on December 17, 2008, 03:35:22 pm
Fry: Whose blood?
Bender: Some guy's.
Bender With my mighty robot powers I can get sick of things much faster than you humans.
Bender: I'm back baby.
Bender: Well, we're boned.
Bender quotes FTW :D
Post by: Kayle on December 17, 2008, 04:24:45 pm
Leela:"Right. I'm gonna go check on Bender."
Environmentalist:"Don't let him pick your pocket!"
Post by: Hayaikawa on December 17, 2008, 04:34:57 pm
Bender
"This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!"
"Oh. Your. God."
"My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless."
"Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder."
"Call me old fashioned but I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating."
"Boy, who knew a cooler could also make a handy wang coffin?"
"I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!"
"They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning."
"You may need to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. By 'devil' I mean robot devil and by 'metaphorically' I mean get your coat."
"Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics..."
"You're watching Futurama, the show that doesn't condone the cool crime of robbery."
"Bite my glorious golden butt!"
"Everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk."
"I hate the people that love me and they hate me."
"Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No."
"I could pound your head 'til you thinks that's what happened."
"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny."
"Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody."
"Would you kindly shut your noise-hole?"
Post by: Kayle on December 19, 2008, 12:59:42 pm
-Mrs. Reeder, my journalism teacher
Post by: McMajik on April 07, 2009, 04:11:57 pm
- Baldrick
Post by: Greeblig Venn Aridarr on April 08, 2009, 04:04:21 am
I like this quote because my dad says it's me in a nutshell. He laughed out loud when he heard it because it sounded so familiar. (:
Post by: McMajik on April 08, 2009, 04:33:55 am
Ozzy - one of the only quotes clean enough to post here
Post by: Bloodtooth on April 13, 2009, 04:13:40 pm
Lemmy Kilmister. Always blunt, always correct.
Post by: Kinshi on April 15, 2009, 05:43:56 am
Post by: Aurora on April 15, 2009, 03:05:52 pm
buckly "what ya doing eddie?"
eddie "I'm watching this movie, it's about a guy and a girl and then ever half hour they show the weather"
buckly "how long have you been watching this particular movie?"
eddie "about five days"
buckly "eddie tis is a 24 hour news channel, didn't you wonder why they show the same things over and over again?"
eddie "that's the guy behind the desk having a flashback stupid!"
buckly "can we change the channel now?"
eddie "WHEN IT'S FINISHED!"
slacker cats FTW
Post by: ObliviousAlly on April 15, 2009, 07:14:24 pm
- Robert Downey, Jr.
The lesson is that you can still make mistakes and be forgiven.
- Robert Downey, Jr.
"People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered; Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives; Be kind anyway. If you are successful you will win some false friends and true enemies; Succeed anyway. If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you; Be honest and frank anyway. What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight; Build anyway. If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous; Be happy anyway. The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow; Do good anyway. Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough; Give the world the best you've got anyway You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and God; It was never between you and them anyway."
- Mother Teresa
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
- Mark Twain
I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
- Marilyn Monroe
It's astonishing how much trouble one can get oneself into, if one works at it. And astonishing how much trouble one can get oneself out of, if one simply assumes that everything will, somehow or other, work out for the best.
- Destruction, in SANDMAN #72, part three of "The Wake"
Post by: Kay Alett on April 15, 2009, 07:54:24 pm
-Ancent chinese proverb
All we are is dust in the wind.
-Kansas
Envy is the ulcer of the soul.
-Socrates
The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance.
-Socrates
I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.
-Socrates
I decided that it was not wisdom that enabled [poets] to write their poetry, but a kind of instinct or inspiration, such as you find in seers and prophets who deliver all their sublime messages without knowing in the least what they mean.
-Socrates
The unexamined life is not worth living.
-Socrates
Love that wise old man. :)
Post by: McMajik on April 16, 2009, 05:44:19 pm
-
Bruce Dickinson, impersonating Rodney Smallwood
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on October 28, 2009, 07:41:40 pm
Leonardo do Vinci...
Post by: KayVixen on November 01, 2009, 08:04:51 pm
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on June 02, 2010, 01:37:50 pm
JFK...
Post by: Kay Alett on June 02, 2010, 03:47:51 pm
Dr. Freeman. You really shouldn't be out there. At the moment of synapse, as I teleport, this chamber will be bathed in deadly particles that have yet to be named by human science. Perhaps when I have the leisure to do the work myself, I'll name one after you. That way you won't be completely forgotten.
When the singularity collapses, I will be far away from here. In another universe, as a matter of fact. You, on the other hand, will be destroyed in every way it is possible to be destroyed-and even in some which are essentially impossible.
Well, Dr. Freeman, under other circumstances I like to think we might have been able to work together in an atmosphere of mutual trust and respect. Certainly, judging from your brief tenure at Black Mesa while I was its Administrator, you showed every promise of becoming a valuable and productive contributor to the scientific process. And yet... I'm not sure what spurred you to it... but there is really no place in this enterprise for a rogue physicist.
Post by: Valexi on June 02, 2010, 08:48:27 pm
Post by: Shim on June 02, 2010, 08:53:39 pm
Niko: (In a VERY THICK Slavic accent) "ECKSPLOSEEVES?!"
Post by: Kobuk on June 02, 2010, 09:04:32 pm
Quote
Niko: (In a VERY THICK Slavic accent) "ECKSPLOSEEVES?! WOT THE ****"
GTA IV
(edit or delete this post if needed. Not sure about the censorship here
^ No censoring. That's against the rules. Please edit appropriately. Thanks. ;)
Post by: Shim on June 02, 2010, 09:07:21 pm
Just wasn't sure.
Post by: Garrot on June 21, 2010, 11:50:57 pm
-Mario in Hotel Mario
"So long as there are men, there will be wars."
— Albert Einstein
"The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it."
— Norman Schwarzkopf
"If you know the enemy and know yourself you need not fear the results of a hundred battles."
— Sun Tzu
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
— U.S. Army Training Notice
"In the end, it was luck. We were *this* close to nuclear war, and luck prevented it."
— Robert McNamara
"They'll be no learning period with nuclear weapons. Make one mistake and you're going to destroy nations."
— Robert McNamara
"Anyone, who truly wants to go to war, has truly never been there before!"
— Larry Reeves
"If a man has done his best, what else is there?"
— General George S. Patton
Post by: Tim R. Siguire on June 22, 2010, 05:31:01 pm
-Red-Kyote64
Post by: Shim on June 22, 2010, 05:32:22 pm
Post by: Valexi on June 22, 2010, 05:42:30 pm
Sometimes the fall kills you.
And sometimes, when you fall, you fly."
-Dream
Post by: Silver Kit on June 23, 2010, 01:45:38 am
~ Benjamin Franklin
Post by: RainDance on July 02, 2010, 03:42:22 pm
Edgar Allan Poe
Post by: ominipotentgoldfish on July 25, 2010, 12:31:16 am
-The Narrator (Fight Club)
Post by: Siddeth Jackal on July 25, 2010, 03:53:23 am
-mum
Post by: Shabbernigdo on July 25, 2010, 11:19:03 pm
Post by: Katias on July 28, 2010, 04:34:52 pm
I have seen war on land and sea. I have seen blood running from the wounded... I have seen the dead in the mud. I have seen cities destroyed... I have seen children starving. I have seen the agony of mothers and wives.
I HATE WAR
-Franklin D. Roosevelt
Post by: Siddeth Jackal on July 29, 2010, 12:40:42 am
-Alice
Post by: Sigurd Volsung on July 29, 2010, 01:33:10 am
I HAVE SEEN WAR
I have seen war on land and sea. I have seen blood running from the wounded... I have seen the dead in the mud. I have seen cities destroyed... I have seen children starving. I have seen the agony of mothers and wives.
I HATE WAR
-Franklin D. Roosevelt
I have to learn this one by rote as FDR is by far my favorite president.
"I'm not going out there with out a bullet proof couch." Cpt Sydney Freedman M*A*S*H
"War is war and Hell is Hell, and of the two wars is worse" Cpt Benajmin Franklin (Hawkeye) Pierce M*A*S*H
Post by: Onyx Storm on July 29, 2010, 02:20:43 am
Fallout 3 3dog
Post by: Wandering_Smoke on July 29, 2010, 07:27:49 am
Never assume anything. When you assume you make an butt out of you and me. -My father.
Work smarter not harder. -My father.
Post by: Siddeth Jackal on August 01, 2010, 04:04:20 pm
-my best friend
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on September 26, 2010, 09:48:20 am
Post by: YingBlanc on September 26, 2010, 03:22:27 pm
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on January 20, 2011, 07:07:02 pm
Post by: Tim R. Siguire on January 20, 2011, 09:34:04 pm
"Listen, We're Tired, We're Immune And We're NOT Lying"
Post by: Zhono Veranhaut on January 21, 2011, 09:11:05 am
-Albert Einstien
Post by: Eddy on March 23, 2011, 11:23:02 am
Note: Mr. Van Dyke said this at Stan Laurel's funeral in 1965.
Post by: HTMN on March 24, 2011, 05:14:13 pm
Friedrich Nietzsche
-I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
Albert Einstein
-Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, body used up, totally worn out & screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
Unknown
-The cake is a lie!
Portal
-Silence is gray, Silence is golden, Silence is a stone in my mouth.
Unknown
Thats all I got for now.
Post by: Sky Striker on March 26, 2011, 11:51:39 am
Post by: Boredum on March 26, 2011, 03:46:01 pm
Korben Dallas: Yeah.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, multipass, she knows it's a multipass. Leeloo Dallas. This is my wife.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: We're newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is. We bumped into each other, sparks happen...
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yes, she knows it's a multipass. Anyway, we're in love.
--
Police: Are you classified as human?
Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
Post by: huskybutt on April 02, 2011, 06:50:12 pm
~Albert Einstein
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on April 03, 2011, 09:03:53 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on April 05, 2011, 12:03:35 am
Post by: Sky Striker on April 22, 2011, 05:43:06 pm
-GLaDOS
Post by: Landrav on April 22, 2011, 05:47:46 pm
--Nyan Cat
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on May 13, 2011, 10:07:19 am
Post by: Ralfie de Wolfie on May 18, 2011, 03:03:52 am
Post by: Eddy on May 22, 2011, 06:24:00 pm
Post by: Awkray-ven on June 08, 2011, 11:59:27 pm
"life goes on"-unknown (probably not me... unfortunately... dunno though)
"If you give a man a choice, he will always run, even if he is appearing brave, he is running from someting,... this is the essence of escapism" - unknown
(wish I could find where this is from, probably some random book I've read, I keep thinking "God Emperor of Dune" but I haven't been able to find it in there, hope I didn't mess it up to much, I remember the quote about as well as I remember a dream, its all foggy, and I only remeber the meaning, not 95% of the words that were used)
Post by: PupLilith17 on June 09, 2011, 11:22:53 am
Post by: Awkray-ven on June 13, 2011, 12:34:34 pm
Post by: Ragnorrock_13 on June 13, 2011, 08:48:38 pm
"This, IS, MY, BOOMSTICK!!!" Dwarf from Warcraft III
"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice." Albert Einstein
"Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast." Compton Mackenzie
"Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls." Groucho Marx
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on June 14, 2011, 12:03:04 am
You have no right to be here
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back...
~Deteriorata
Post by: PupLilith17 on June 14, 2011, 03:48:51 pm
lamia=liliith(lol)
Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on June 29, 2011, 01:29:52 pm
Post by: PupLilith17 on June 29, 2011, 01:31:46 pm
Post by: Mylo on July 26, 2011, 05:26:25 pm
(http://www.cheeseburger-review.com/images/Sizzler%27s%208.jpg)
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on October 28, 2011, 01:09:26 pm
Post by: Soulneko on October 30, 2011, 02:06:38 pm
Post by: Luggz on October 30, 2011, 04:16:57 pm
"Here for a good time not a long time"
Both Colin McRae
Post by: Metalhead_Mockingbird on October 30, 2011, 09:34:55 pm
-Sun Tzu
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on October 31, 2011, 07:58:18 pm
I don't believe in a no-win scenario...
Admiral James T Kirk...
Post by: Kay Alett on October 31, 2011, 08:13:04 pm
Post by: Soulneko on November 06, 2011, 01:20:48 pm
I've never talked to a girl before. I don't know how to handle it."
"Hey everyone! Isn't this fun? The door opens to the inside, right?"
"Oh, by the way... my blood is black."
"Because I don't know how to deal with girls...
Death the kid quotes
Disguesting disguesting disguestiiiinnnggg! WHO EVER MADE YOU SHOULD BE DUG UP SHOT AND THEN BURRIED AGAIN
death note quote
ill take a potato chip and eat it
anime = win
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on November 12, 2011, 08:31:26 pm
Post by: Onion on November 13, 2011, 06:39:49 am
Post by: Mylo on November 13, 2011, 06:32:21 pm
...and your pal Friendpatine.
Post by: Grizztof Grünwald on November 13, 2011, 07:15:18 pm
"Once. It made me very stressed."
---------
"It's illegal to steal from the aquarium."
"Hey, they stole the shark from nature. If anything, we're unstealing it."
Post by: dragonfire on November 14, 2011, 01:05:13 am
"What you can say in one sentence, you can learn in one sentence"
Post by: Eddy on December 28, 2011, 08:06:45 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 28, 2011, 10:01:56 pm
~German maxim from the A-4 Fibel.
Post by: Luggz on December 29, 2011, 01:31:37 am
wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad" - Brian O'Driscoll
Post by: Soulneko on December 29, 2011, 04:10:02 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 29, 2011, 09:35:23 pm
Post by: Gearbox on December 29, 2011, 11:31:42 pm
"While I'm 100% in favor of having a tomb this size devoted to me, I shouldn't be put into it until after I'm dead."
"Please tell me that's not a chainsaw he's carryin'."
"'Yore dead'. Wow. I can't even make fun of that."
"Christmas eve on a rooftop, I saw a chimney... my whole brain just went... 'What the hell?'"
"We have toxic waste, loads of weapons, missiles, and now a shark tank. ...Am I working for a James Bond villain company?"
"Come on, we're boys! And you know what boys say in the face of danger!"
"What?"
"Mummy!"
"I died, and turned into a Roman. It's very distracting."
"Don't let Francis wear you down. He'd break his arm pattin' himself on the back."
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 30, 2011, 03:33:43 pm
Post by: Eddy on December 31, 2011, 05:48:42 am
Post by: Luggz on December 31, 2011, 10:19:32 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 31, 2011, 11:16:29 am
Post by: Hashira on December 31, 2011, 11:31:02 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 06, 2012, 10:26:06 pm
Post by: Eddy on January 08, 2012, 07:15:27 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 11, 2012, 11:49:55 pm
You have no right to be here
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back."
Post by: Eddy on January 20, 2012, 12:06:58 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 27, 2012, 09:07:01 pm
"Wow! The Dalai Lama was a water plant operator!"~RT Coyote :goldlaugh:
Post by: Eddy on January 27, 2012, 09:35:30 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 29, 2012, 12:21:09 am
~The A-4 Fibel
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on February 12, 2012, 05:28:46 pm
Post by: Mikhowl on February 12, 2012, 07:20:14 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on March 10, 2012, 08:36:57 am
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on June 29, 2012, 12:54:35 pm
Post by: Leeseetsa on June 30, 2012, 07:15:27 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on July 07, 2012, 11:36:36 pm
Post by: Leeseetsa on July 09, 2012, 05:43:09 pm
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on July 18, 2012, 05:44:02 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 29, 2012, 11:08:18 pm
Post by: Mylo on October 15, 2012, 09:08:55 pm
Post by: Kobuk on October 15, 2012, 09:15:56 pm
"The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts."
You were watching the movie Prometheus, weren't you? ;)
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 15, 2012, 09:59:12 pm
Jose Ortega y Gasset, Meditations on Hunting.
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Post by: Mylo on October 15, 2012, 11:32:42 pm
"The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts."
You were watching the movie Prometheus, weren't you? ;)
"Big things have small beginnings."
Post by: Kobuk on October 16, 2012, 10:10:06 am
Post by: Mylo on October 16, 2012, 10:13:05 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 21, 2012, 10:37:43 pm
Post by: Alden the Fox on October 21, 2012, 11:49:48 pm
Post by: Jet on October 22, 2012, 01:29:10 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 23, 2012, 12:16:59 am
Post by: Alden the Fox on October 23, 2012, 11:44:24 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 27, 2012, 10:24:01 pm
Post by: werecat2012 on October 28, 2012, 07:33:39 pm
“A righteous man cares for the needs of his animal.”—Proverbs 12:10
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on November 30, 2012, 09:04:21 pm
Post by: Necro on December 03, 2012, 03:34:48 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 10, 2012, 10:44:58 pm
Post by: Iara Warriorfeather on December 11, 2012, 12:35:04 pm
Post by: Necro on December 11, 2012, 03:58:17 pm
-Barack Obama
Post by: Cirocco the Silver Fox on December 21, 2012, 01:09:32 pm
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." ~ George S. Patton(Or rather an actor playing as him, as no one can confirm if he really said this)
"Today is all we have; life has made to us no other promise then this simple truth, for tomorrow is impossible to catch, and all our yesterdays are no more. You are promised nothing more then the breath you hold in your lungs; this one moment - this today." ~ Myself
"Today is all we have" is my personal mantra.
"Family isn't just who you are born to - it isn't just in your blood. Family are the people whom you can depend on, and can depend on you - those you love, and those who love you while expecting nothing in return. They are the people who will never give up on you, and will never let you go." ~ An Old Friend of mine.
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 22, 2012, 09:01:56 pm
Post by: DarkDemon on December 22, 2012, 10:34:49 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 23, 2012, 12:10:25 pm
Post by: Kobuk on January 12, 2013, 09:22:05 pm
- The Mythbusters :D
Post by: ArticShadow on January 13, 2013, 01:31:06 am
Having tattoos and piercings is not unprofessional. What’s unprofessional is turning down an aspiring employee due to superficial reasons and not their skill level or experience. ~Anonymous
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 13, 2013, 07:59:19 pm
Post by: ArticShadow on January 14, 2013, 12:11:06 am
"Ye may kill for yourselves, and for your mates, and your cubs as they need, and ye can; But kill not for pleasure of killing, and seven times never kill Man!" -Rudyard Kipling
Post by: Iara Warriorfeather on January 14, 2013, 01:55:55 am
"Friend? He was startled by the thought. Never had he supposed that he could think about any other kind of animal as more than food, yet he had to admit that the treeling's presence often brought him a quiet sort of contentment."-Clare Bell, Clan Ground
Post by: Crystal on January 17, 2013, 10:48:50 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 27, 2013, 09:39:13 pm
Post by: Jacoby Quinn on January 27, 2013, 10:02:09 pm
go ahead, destroy everything i love,cause when it is gone, i have nothing left to lose except my life, and i'll care more for destroying you than i will for it- me
i have found the scariest thing in existence
being denied the one thing every human is rightfully owed
death- me
villains are only the heroes that, in their constant struggle, realized that in reality, good guys lose- me
my new years resolution- to NOT take over the world....since i always fail, it is foolproof! mwahahaha!!!!- me
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on February 09, 2013, 10:12:07 am
Post by: Mylo on February 22, 2013, 05:04:31 pm
Post by: Natura Wolf on February 22, 2013, 06:00:28 pm
Spike: "Where?"
Post by: Necro on February 27, 2013, 09:28:32 am
~Adele
Post by: Wolf Kid on February 27, 2013, 01:09:57 pm
-Wolf Kid
Post by: Mylo on March 13, 2013, 09:09:59 pm
-E.P. Arnold Royalton, Esquire
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on March 16, 2013, 10:58:57 pm
Gettin' washed in the blood on a Tuesday night.
What would Jesus do? Lord, he wouldn't do that.
Knock heck out of a preacher with a softball ball bat.
~Tim Wilson
Post by: Firelight on April 09, 2013, 02:27:59 am
--YODA, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on April 09, 2013, 10:56:45 pm
Post by: Eddy on April 10, 2013, 06:54:17 am
Post by: Old Rabbit on April 10, 2013, 11:59:49 am
Post by: Eddy on April 10, 2013, 01:05:47 pm
Dogs tend to be a reflection of their masters.
But where does that quote come from?
Post by: Mylo on April 13, 2013, 04:00:13 am
-The President
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on April 17, 2013, 07:01:37 pm
Post by: Arashi_Calunata on April 20, 2013, 10:38:37 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on April 21, 2013, 12:55:08 pm
Post by: Mylo on April 21, 2013, 01:01:32 pm
- Man Richards
Post by: Arashi_Calunata on April 23, 2013, 11:27:24 am
Also; Dirty thoughts, apparently, courtesy of Mylo. :D
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on April 27, 2013, 12:10:14 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on April 30, 2013, 04:59:57 pm
Post by: flatout442 on May 01, 2013, 01:12:59 am
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on May 04, 2013, 10:26:34 pm
Post by: Arashi_Calunata on May 09, 2013, 07:39:12 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on May 13, 2013, 10:07:46 pm
Post by: Revant on May 14, 2013, 08:22:54 pm
"Technological progress is like putting an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal." Albert Einstein.
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on May 17, 2013, 10:53:30 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on May 21, 2013, 06:11:12 pm
left to the politicians.
~Charles de Gaulle, French general & politician
Post by: charcoal on May 21, 2013, 06:16:35 pm
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on July 12, 2013, 09:40:32 pm
Firedrich Nietzsche...
Post by: Mylo on July 19, 2013, 08:18:05 pm
Post by: Furenzied on July 19, 2013, 08:26:44 pm
Post by: HazardJackal on July 19, 2013, 08:33:05 pm
I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be
left to the politicians.
~Charles de Gaulle, French general & politician
Ooooh... so true...
YOU'RE A SISSY!!! -Darnok
An arrow does not always hit its mark, but it always hits something. -Hoblin Mor’grez
Post by: Plantan on July 19, 2013, 09:44:49 pm
Post by: Leeseetsa on July 19, 2013, 10:46:24 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on July 20, 2013, 10:46:14 pm
Post by: Plantan on July 21, 2013, 05:35:05 pm
"The opposite of war isn't peace;its creation!"~ Jonathan Larson
Post by: Mylo on July 21, 2013, 07:48:17 pm
Post by: Mylo on July 21, 2013, 07:50:00 pm
Post by: Mylo on July 21, 2013, 07:56:57 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on July 24, 2013, 12:22:38 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on July 24, 2013, 12:32:45 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on July 24, 2013, 12:34:21 am
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on July 24, 2013, 02:01:12 pm
Post by: Eddy on August 02, 2013, 09:42:08 pm
Post by: Mylo on August 02, 2013, 09:47:31 pm
Post by: Jackie on August 03, 2013, 03:23:45 pm
~Unknown
Post by: Tim R. Siguire on August 03, 2013, 11:59:29 pm
''We aren't making a Ray Shield for Gargantua 2, we're making history! ...You were supposed to cheer.'' - Rusty Venture (Season 5 Episode 1)
""HYAAAAAAGH"" -Link
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on August 04, 2013, 11:56:42 am
Post by: HazardJackal on August 05, 2013, 02:41:31 am
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on August 05, 2013, 06:41:44 pm
Friedrich Nietzsche...
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on August 05, 2013, 10:36:56 pm
Post by: Mylo on August 05, 2013, 11:04:17 pm
Post by: SkyFire on August 05, 2013, 11:20:26 pm
Post by: Sergalicious on August 06, 2013, 02:58:09 am
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you're gonna die"- DR Horrible
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on August 06, 2013, 09:57:30 pm
Salutes the morning mist
The birds are singing ev'rywhere:
"Get off your butt and enlist!"
~John Wayne
Post by: Sergalicious on August 07, 2013, 12:05:47 am
Post by: Tim R. Siguire on August 07, 2013, 03:19:14 am
''When life gives you lemons, Don't make lemonade. Cause it will taste bad'' -Unknown
Post by: Sergalicious on August 07, 2013, 03:26:48 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on August 07, 2013, 11:03:40 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on August 31, 2013, 09:42:31 pm
Post by: Furenzied on August 31, 2013, 10:42:11 pm
Post by: Plantan on September 01, 2013, 01:06:55 am
Post by: Feline Frenzy on September 01, 2013, 01:39:24 am
"To love another person is to see the face of God." -Les Misérables
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 01, 2013, 01:45:45 am
Quote from: link=topic=7022.msg174595#msg174595 date=1105664276
<font color='#EEEEEE'>"pirates are better than ninjas" -me, and everyone else with a brain =P</font>well....... pirate ninjas are better than ninjas and pirates. :D
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 01, 2013, 01:51:00 am
<font color='#EEEEEE'>"if I wasn't your commanding officer I'd pick you both up in my arms, give you an enormous bear hug and make you call me daddy."I have no clue where you got this but i love it. :D
"Uhh... Thank god for the chain of command?"</font>
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 01, 2013, 01:57:43 am
<font color='#EEEEEE'>candylove this episode. :D also nickles are money too guys. pickles...... tokie said the chicken bit :o
taste like chicken
if chicken were a candy
pickles-metal acolypse (deathklok)</font>
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 01, 2013, 01:59:41 am
<font color='#EEEEEE'>"'F' is for fires that burn down the whole townPLANKTON!!!!!! :D
'U' is for Uranium bombs!
'N' is for no survivors!! when you're... "
- You don't want to know</font>
Post by: Tim R. Siguire on September 01, 2013, 02:18:46 am
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on September 01, 2013, 02:39:06 am
Post by: Furenzied on September 01, 2013, 11:13:09 am
Post by: Jackie on September 01, 2013, 02:48:45 pm
-Mark Bekoff
Post by: Jackie on September 01, 2013, 03:02:39 pm
― Thomas Harris, The Silence of the Lambs
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 05, 2013, 11:36:53 pm
Post by: HazardJackal on September 05, 2013, 11:49:51 pm
-Me... It's complicated... (involved me having waaay too much rootbeer.)
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on September 10, 2013, 08:31:35 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 13, 2013, 06:24:43 pm
Post by: HazardJackal on September 13, 2013, 09:44:45 pm
-The Drake, Hobo with a Shotgun (yes, i actually watched it)
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 14, 2013, 02:26:59 pm
Post by: SkyFire on September 14, 2013, 10:53:00 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 15, 2013, 11:22:10 pm
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on September 18, 2013, 09:47:32 pm
Post by: HazardJackal on September 20, 2013, 04:04:00 pm
-Spoonman
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 25, 2013, 10:59:31 pm
Post by: Mylo on September 25, 2013, 11:12:49 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 28, 2013, 09:12:21 pm
Post by: Mylo on September 28, 2013, 11:23:39 pm
(http://acrosseyesky.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Our-First-Catch-of-the-Day.jpg)
"Good. Our first CATCH of the DAY." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIigqVtMp_Y)
Post by: Tabio Amen on September 29, 2013, 09:19:04 pm
Post by: Plantan on September 29, 2013, 09:28:52 pm
~the poem To This Day
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 29, 2013, 11:55:18 pm
Post by: HazardJackal on September 30, 2013, 11:39:19 pm
-Major Swift
I-it’s not like I’m not religious or anything, after all, I am a proud patron of the church of McCarthyism!
-Spoonman
I’m here to chew mules and kick chewing gum! And i need more bubbles wands!
-Spoonman... again.
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 09, 2013, 09:41:11 pm
Post by: HazardJackal on October 10, 2013, 08:06:51 pm
-Spoonman
Post by: Mylo on October 11, 2013, 07:09:18 am
-Jeff Bezos
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 12, 2013, 11:06:32 pm
I'm preparing to shoot
Up the city
And the ring at the end
Of my nose makes me
Look rather pretty
It's a pity
That nobody here
Can witness the end
Save for my dear old friend
And confidant
Madamoiselle Kitty.
(Paul McCartney--Venus & Mars Rock Show)
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on October 13, 2013, 08:56:43 pm
Post by: HazardJackal on October 22, 2013, 09:47:37 pm
-Desmodus to Panerath Nivor
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 23, 2013, 10:36:18 pm
Post by: GrayWolf448 on October 24, 2013, 02:48:42 am
-Cave Johnson
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired.
-Cave Johnson
more Cave Johnson quotes here http://www.cavejohnsonhere.com/ :3
Post by: Kodoku on October 24, 2013, 02:56:45 am
This Fire burns, always" -Howard Jones
Post by: HazardJackal on October 27, 2013, 08:32:09 pm
- Princess Leia
Post by: HazardJackal on October 28, 2013, 01:30:45 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on November 03, 2013, 11:56:54 am
Post by: Mylo on January 12, 2014, 02:35:16 am
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?"
- Sandra Bullock in Gravity
Post by: Furenzied on January 12, 2014, 01:25:03 pm
Post by: Sergalicious on January 12, 2014, 02:18:43 pm
"HONEY WHERE IS MY SUPERSUIT!" -Frozone
"2+2=5" - Winston Smith
"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down" -
Post by: Aryd on January 12, 2014, 03:19:43 pm
“If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together... there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we're apart... I'll always be with you.”
“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.”
“We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
Even longer,' Pooh answered.”
http://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/81466.A_A_Milne Basically, I love everything you see in this link.
Post by: Sergalicious on January 12, 2014, 03:59:36 pm
Post by: HazardJackal on January 12, 2014, 04:23:41 pm
Post by: Mylo on January 13, 2014, 12:49:31 am
Post by: GrayWolf448 on January 13, 2014, 03:05:16 am
"flying bananas cant talk"
"flying bananas cant talk"
"flying bananas cant talk"
"flying bananas cant talk"
"flying bananas cant talk"
"flying bananas cant talk"
"they just want you to believe they can"
-fallout3
"sheep can fly"
"sheep can fly"
"sheep can fly"
"sheep can fly"
"sheep can fly"
"sheep can fly"
"sheep can fly"
"sheep can fly"
"sheep can fly"
"sheep can fly"
"sheep can fly"
"sheep can fly"
"sheep can fly"
-GrayWolf448
i was addicted to sheep a few years ago.... mostly because in minecraft they helped me find a lot of diamonds by pushing me into a cave that i didn't see then me finding diamonds in that cave.
i said that so many times that kids at school thought i was insane.... well at least it's better to be insane than stupid...
Post by: Furenzied on January 13, 2014, 12:40:15 pm
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on January 13, 2014, 02:03:57 pm
Post by: Furenzied on January 13, 2014, 02:07:30 pm
The first man to create a vacuum was arrested for saying nothing was in it wich infuriated the church, because they believed that god was everywhere and he created a place where god didn't exist.
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on January 13, 2014, 02:29:39 pm
The first man to discover the vacuum of space never lived to tell his story.
The first man to create a vacuum was arrested for saying nothing was in it wich infuriated the church, because they believed that god was everywhere and he created a place where god didn't exist.
that last one is just full of face palmy goodness.
Post by: HazardJackal on January 14, 2014, 11:26:45 pm
-Chimira, to Janis
This is probably one of my favorite RP quotes, because it's so true.
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 18, 2014, 10:54:06 pm
Post by: Furenzied on January 19, 2014, 08:15:44 pm
Rest in peace
Post by: HazardJackal on January 19, 2014, 10:21:49 pm
"In Korea, door handles do not break." -Chiun
(Please tell me somebody has seen that movie!)
Post by: Furenzied on January 19, 2014, 10:32:23 pm
Post by: HazardJackal on January 21, 2014, 01:05:07 am
Post by: Furenzied on January 21, 2014, 09:35:57 am
To the world, we're utterly insignificant compared to all of history we haven't been through.
Post by: SkyFire on January 22, 2014, 05:31:01 pm
Post by: HazardJackal on January 22, 2014, 08:55:08 pm
- Plan 9 From Outer Space
Post by: Kastra Epsilon on January 22, 2014, 09:13:58 pm
- Dusknoir from Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2
I don't know, that quote just makes me want to laugh every time I read it. :D (Most of the time, I do.)
Post by: SkyFire on January 22, 2014, 10:41:08 pm
Post by: Kobuk on January 22, 2014, 10:57:26 pm
......attributed to:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_McAuliffe
Post by: Furenzied on January 23, 2014, 06:24:09 am
Toby Turner
Post by: HazardJackal on January 23, 2014, 04:10:12 pm
Commander: WHY HAVE YOU STOPPED FIRING!?
Balista operator: Sir, we've run out of bolts!
Commander: Then launch the fallen rubble, FIRE!
[shortly afterward]
Commander: WHY HAVE YOU STOPPED, CONTINUE FIRING!
Balista operator: Sir, we've run out of rubble!
Post by: HazardJackal on January 25, 2014, 03:01:21 pm
- Me and my friend yelling in unison at the sniper "Yelvis Smelvis" , while playing XCOM: Enemy Unknown.
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on January 26, 2014, 10:51:17 pm
Post by: HazardJackal on January 30, 2014, 03:41:34 pm
Boredom is the product of the invention that produces boredom, therefore boredom must be the invention of production! - Spoonman
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on January 30, 2014, 05:35:26 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on February 01, 2014, 09:39:39 pm
Post by: Iara Warriorfeather on February 02, 2014, 04:39:45 pm
Post by: HazardJackal on February 03, 2014, 01:18:50 am
-Spoonman
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on February 03, 2014, 04:13:54 am
kamina gurren laggan
Post by: Firelight on February 04, 2014, 07:38:08 pm
- Saphira”
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on February 04, 2014, 11:21:00 pm
Post by: HazardJackal on February 07, 2014, 12:43:38 am
-Jerry Cabbage, to a group of Ralic starn hunters.
Post by: Mylo on February 07, 2014, 12:45:48 am
Post by: HazardJackal on February 07, 2014, 05:35:40 pm
-Spoonman
"Hmm maybe flowers... what the heck would she do with a bunch of useless flowers? um maybe chocolate? oh, no, that's being too forward... um, what about treating her out to din- no, that's too immature... maybe, a box of cigars? hmm, that just might wor- wait i got it! why not a little key-chain that says "i love you!" *face palm* what the heck am i talking about, i don't even know who she is, let alone what she likes!"
-Desmodious, talking to himself in the RP "Quarantined."
Post by: HazardJackal on February 14, 2014, 01:58:04 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on February 19, 2014, 12:09:20 am
Post by: HazardJackal on February 19, 2014, 12:54:28 am
- Myself
Post by: Sergalicious on February 19, 2014, 01:10:51 am
Post by: HazardJackal on February 21, 2014, 01:14:16 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on February 23, 2014, 10:54:50 pm
Post by: Sergalicious on March 04, 2014, 12:51:45 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on March 07, 2014, 09:11:36 pm
Post by: Mu Rho Ni on March 08, 2014, 01:05:06 am
One of my friends during a multiplayer game of AC black flag
Post by: HazardJackal on March 09, 2014, 03:32:57 am
Garbles: "You can eat anything ANYTHING living, and it will taste really good; you just gotta know how to cook it! Even demons!"
Post by: HazardJackal on March 27, 2014, 02:25:15 am
-Spoonman
Post by: the lone shadow wolf on March 27, 2014, 12:10:09 pm
animal farm
Post by: HazardJackal on March 28, 2014, 03:53:11 pm
-Ombute (THE BIG MAN), Deceleration of the nation of Ombute
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on March 30, 2014, 10:29:59 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on April 26, 2014, 09:51:44 pm
Post by: Eddy on April 28, 2014, 10:59:19 am
Post by: Firelight on May 01, 2014, 04:10:29 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on May 09, 2014, 05:53:23 pm
Post by: Furenzied on May 09, 2014, 11:20:28 pm
Plants feed off of the fallen,
And then, flowers bloom.
Memory constrains us to who we are, to forget all your troubles we find peace and wisdom but lose who we are, so is it bad to want a fresh start?
The best things in life are only noticed by those who don't experience them.
Post by: HazardJackal on May 11, 2014, 04:45:18 pm
-Johny 5, Short Circuit
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on May 16, 2014, 06:13:12 pm
Joe Public--That's me. ~Ron Nasty--The Rutles
Post by: The Rockin Hyena on July 21, 2014, 01:42:40 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on August 09, 2014, 08:45:21 am
(One of the final lines in a 1960's Kohner Pop-A-Matic Game television commercial.)
Post by: Furenzied on August 10, 2014, 02:21:01 pm
Post by: HazardJackal on August 10, 2014, 07:26:56 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on August 11, 2014, 09:46:49 pm
(Guardians of The Galaxy)
Post by: Jackie on August 13, 2014, 05:30:25 am
"Childhood is measured out by sounds and smells and sights, before the dark hour of reason grows."
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on August 16, 2014, 09:32:38 am
Post by: HazardJackal on August 18, 2014, 04:09:52 pm
- Vilkas, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on August 20, 2014, 09:16:14 pm
Ride in the trunk
I lock the door
In case I get drunk.
~Joe Walsh
Post by: Furenzied on August 20, 2014, 09:49:53 pm
...true story...that's how they found it...normally a deadly mistake.
Post by: HazardJackal on September 08, 2014, 05:13:35 pm
-Spoonman to Neo: Spoonman Visits The Matrix
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 20, 2014, 08:43:19 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 26, 2014, 10:55:47 pm
Post by: Turgius on October 26, 2014, 11:17:00 pm
- Every Ordinator in Morrowind,
Post by: Keitsu on October 27, 2014, 02:10:17 am
Robots - 2005 (film)
Post by: Turgius on October 27, 2014, 08:51:39 am
-The most annoying, and continuous repeated piece of dialog in Oblivion....
Post by: Pupumpkin on October 27, 2014, 10:14:21 am
I'd say the "Arrow in the knee" quote, but...
"Dir Volaan!"
~Draugr
It means: Die mortal!
And a couple from Dark Souls:
"You've a strong arm, strong faith, and most importantly, a strong heart"
~Solaire of Astora :)
"...it is only human to commit a sin. KYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE"
~Oswald of Carim
Post by: Turgius on October 27, 2014, 02:45:04 pm
The guards in ESII: Daggerfall...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18CGW9P5Y9M , If you wish to experiences the full effect....
Post by: HazardJackal on October 27, 2014, 04:15:42 pm
May the gods watch over your battles friend! (repeat line 50+ times for the full effect)
- Vilkas, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Oh yeah, and: "Would you like to try our wine? I brewed it myself!" - Goblin Barkeep from an old RP.
Post by: Pupumpkin on October 27, 2014, 06:22:46 pm
Then:
"Drem Yol Lok"
~Paarthurnax
It means: Greetings!
Post by: Turgius on October 27, 2014, 07:47:49 pm
-Random Altmer, Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
Post by: HazardJackal on October 28, 2014, 01:24:12 am
-Me, on the phone with a friend about two minutes ago.
Post by: Turgius on October 28, 2014, 08:49:22 am
-Charname (you), Baldur's gate
Post by: HazardJackal on November 06, 2014, 05:37:38 pm
- Me, talking about the concept of magnesium armor
Post by: Turgius on November 06, 2014, 10:23:43 pm
- Fallout
Post by: Amducious on November 06, 2014, 10:43:20 pm
Post by: Turgius on November 06, 2014, 11:02:03 pm
- Fallout
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on November 07, 2014, 03:50:54 pm
"Have Gun Will Travel"
Reads the card of a Man
A knight without Armor
In a savage land
His fast gun for hire
Heeds the calling wind
A soldier of fortune
Is a man called--Paladin,
Paladin, Paladin
Where do you roam?
Paladin, Paladin
Far, far from home.
Reads the card of a Man
A knight without Armor
In a savage land
His fast gun for hire
Heeds the calling wind
A soldier of fortune
Is a man called--Paladin,
Paladin, Paladin
Where do you roam?
Paladin, Paladin
Far, far from home.
Post by: Turgius on November 07, 2014, 09:08:30 pm
- One of the most terrifying messages in Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup...for a worshiper of XOM.
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on November 09, 2014, 12:42:54 am
Post by: Turgius on November 09, 2014, 01:06:01 am
Boris: Yeah.
Father: He killed two ladies.
Boris: What a nasty story.
Father: Bobak told it to me. He heard it from one of the Karamazov brothers.
Boris: He must have been possessed.
Father: Well, he was a raw youth.
Boris: Raw youth, he was an idiot!
Father: He acted assaulted and injured.
Boris: I heard he was a gambler.
Father: You know, he could be your double!
Boris: Really, how novel.
- Love and Death
Post by: Rainy on November 14, 2014, 10:29:06 am
Post by: Turgius on November 14, 2014, 12:52:22 pm
-Red Green
Post by: Kobuk on November 15, 2014, 02:47:34 pm
"What do you want?" - Mr. Morden
Babylon 5
Post by: Turgius on November 15, 2014, 06:10:46 pm
The Nameless One: I SHALL NOT FORGET ALL YOU SACRIFICED FOR ME.
Fall-From-Grace: Just do not forget me.
The Nameless One: TIME LAYS WASTE TO ALL THINGS. BUT I SHALL FIGHT IT AS LONG AS I CAN.
Fall-From-Grace: Time is not your enemy. Forever is.
The Nameless One: PERHAPS SO. FAREWELL, GRACE.
-Plainscape: Torment
Post by: cause the rat on November 15, 2014, 11:46:36 pm
I said that.
Post by: Turgius on November 16, 2014, 11:20:50 pm
-Me commenting on the Winter Olympics..
Post by: Rainy on November 18, 2014, 01:36:39 pm
-Mark Twain
Post by: Turgius on November 18, 2014, 08:55:07 pm
- Me commenting on how my department has not made the news recently at work...
Post by: Kobuk on November 21, 2014, 07:46:34 pm
"Revenge? Revenge! I will show you REVENGE!"
Remarks attributed to Smaug the Dragon in The Hobbit.
Post by: Rainy on November 21, 2014, 10:58:16 pm
Post by: Turgius on November 22, 2014, 12:41:15 am
- Attributed to Pericles, may have been put into his mouth by Thucydides.
Post by: Furenzied on November 22, 2014, 06:14:18 pm
Last words of Karl Marx
Post by: Turgius on November 22, 2014, 08:50:42 pm
Dreamer, ESII: Morrowind.
Post by: Kynao on November 23, 2014, 04:56:06 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on November 23, 2014, 07:47:53 pm
Post by: Turgius on November 23, 2014, 09:28:00 pm
- The Ghost of King Lysandus, Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall...should you dare to walk the streets of Daggerfall at night...
To get the full effect go to 3:50 on this let play: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRIE419SdGE
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on November 24, 2014, 07:35:57 pm
Post by: Turgius on November 24, 2014, 07:55:57 pm
- Attributed to Socrates according to Plato in the Apology
Post by: Pupumpkin on November 25, 2014, 05:17:41 am
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.~ Groucho
I love that one, here's another one from him:
Those are my principles, if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Post by: Pupumpkin on November 25, 2014, 05:23:46 am
and
The curse of much knowledge is often indecision.
Both from Paarthurnax, TESV: Skyrim.
Post by: Turgius on November 28, 2014, 07:23:03 pm
- Flavius Claudius Julianus Augustus, 63rd Emperor of the Roman Empire
Post by: Rainy on November 29, 2014, 09:09:01 am
Post by: Turgius on November 29, 2014, 03:02:55 pm
- Flavius Claudius Julianus Augustus, 63rd Emperor of the Roman Empire
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 06, 2014, 11:04:14 pm
Post by: xracecar on December 07, 2014, 09:55:54 pm
Note: I censored a naughty word and replaced it.
Post by: Rainy on December 08, 2014, 07:41:06 am
Post by: Turgius on December 08, 2014, 08:48:24 pm
The Bard: Come again!
- The Bard's Tale, 2004
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 11, 2014, 11:01:55 pm
Post by: cause the rat on December 12, 2014, 04:47:47 am
Post by: HazardJackal on December 15, 2014, 04:55:39 pm
-Beatty, Fahrenheit 451
EDIT: Fixed an unacceptable grammar error... >:(
Post by: Turgius on December 15, 2014, 09:33:45 pm
- Possible NPC reaction to a Player Character Werewolf in TESIII: Morrowind, Bloodmoon Expansion....
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 31, 2014, 09:13:17 pm
Post by: Turgius on December 31, 2014, 10:22:12 pm
Because this company is now in the hands of CCA, the Communication Corporation of America. There's a new chairman of the board, a man called Frank Hackett sitting in Mr. Ruddy's office on the 20th floor. And when the twelfth largest company in the world controls the most awesome, god-(darn) propaganda force in the whole godless world, who knows what (poo) will be peddled for truth on this network.
- Howard Beale, Network (1976)
Post by: Timberwuff on January 01, 2015, 12:48:40 am
- Book of Ti'ana (a novel about the origins of MYST, the game)
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 01, 2015, 10:26:51 pm
Post by: Turgius on January 02, 2015, 04:39:52 pm
Russian Ambassador: There were those of us who fought against this. But in the end, we could not keep up with the expense involved in the arms race, the space race, and the peace race. And at the same time, our people grumbled for more nylons and washing machines. Our Doomsday scheme cost us just a small fraction of what we'd been spending on defense in a single year. But the deciding factor was when we learned that your country was working along similar lines, and we were afraid of a Doomsday gap.
Muffley: This is preposterous! I've never approved of anything like that!
Russian Ambassador: Our source was the New York Times.
- Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Post by: Rainy on January 03, 2015, 06:29:54 pm
Post by: Turgius on January 04, 2015, 11:07:26 am
-Jillian II, quoting Homer while ascending the Roman Imperial throne in 355 CE.
Post by: Amducious on January 04, 2015, 09:40:54 pm
Post by: HazardJackal on January 05, 2015, 06:26:04 pm
-Me, giving advice to a friend for the game Gratuitous Space Battles.
Post by: Turgius on January 06, 2015, 09:09:39 pm
-Sheogorath, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion: Shivering Isles
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 07, 2015, 10:21:56 pm
Post by: Turgius on January 18, 2015, 02:34:50 pm
-Spock
Post by: HazardJackal on January 24, 2015, 05:01:02 pm
-The Fake Texan (me), to Smeef (my friend).
(And no, i'm not from Texas or Delaware, i'm a lazy Californian who obviously has trouble understanding what stereotypes are supposed to be like.)
Post by: HazardJackal on January 27, 2015, 05:49:33 pm
-Me, trying to describe a pack of wargs without actually mentioning wargs.
Post by: Turgius on January 27, 2015, 10:51:50 pm
-Colossal Cave Adventure
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on April 24, 2015, 11:48:47 pm
Dr. Seuss...
Post by: Amducious on April 27, 2015, 09:33:07 am
Post by: HazardJackal on April 29, 2015, 01:22:48 am
VILATS AR BLOO
...
I NEED A ROCK
-A sample of Ombute poetry
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on April 29, 2015, 10:39:41 pm
Post by: Old Rabbit on May 01, 2015, 12:32:41 pm
Post by: Turgius on May 03, 2015, 12:17:16 am
-J. R. R. Tolkien
Post by: HazardJackal on May 06, 2015, 11:11:52 pm
-Me, yelling at an owl during the small hours of the morning...
Post by: Old Rabbit on May 07, 2015, 11:10:59 am
"It's a rabbit thing."
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on May 09, 2015, 10:27:01 pm
Post by: Turgius on September 23, 2015, 08:14:49 pm
― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Idiot
Post by: Amducious on September 23, 2015, 09:37:04 pm
Post by: Bronx on September 23, 2015, 10:52:57 pm
Post by: Turgius on September 24, 2015, 07:59:39 am
― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Idiot
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 26, 2015, 09:11:23 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 27, 2015, 11:00:11 pm
Post by: Bronx on September 28, 2015, 10:53:09 pm
Michael Stevens of Vsauce
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 07, 2015, 11:27:28 pm
Post by: Annie1456 on October 07, 2015, 11:46:41 pm
Post by: Rainy on October 21, 2015, 12:32:45 pm
"When life hands you lemons, make apple juice and watch the world go crazy trying to find out how you did it." -Me
love it :D
"Some believe that it is only great power that can hold evil in check. But that is not what I've found. I found it is the small things. Every day deeds by ordinary folk that keeps darkness at bay."
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 30, 2015, 06:37:40 pm
Post by: Old Rabbit on November 05, 2015, 12:16:30 pm
Post by: Turgius on November 08, 2015, 07:29:14 pm
― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Idiot
Post by: Bronx on November 08, 2015, 10:55:27 pm
-me
Post by: Old Rabbit on November 09, 2015, 11:14:03 am
Post by: Annie1456 on November 09, 2015, 11:16:25 pm
Post by: Old Rabbit on November 11, 2015, 11:39:11 am
Post by: Firelight on November 15, 2015, 07:53:20 pm
Let's drink and make bad decisions -Also made by me
Post by: Old Rabbit on November 17, 2015, 12:49:35 pm
Post by: Annie1456 on November 17, 2015, 12:58:19 pm
Post by: Bronx on November 17, 2015, 10:48:07 pm
Post by: Old Rabbit on November 19, 2015, 11:52:50 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on November 27, 2015, 06:35:27 pm
Post by: Kobuk on November 30, 2015, 09:32:52 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 04, 2015, 04:11:44 pm
Post by: HazardJackal on December 08, 2015, 11:43:29 pm
I kinda hope someone knows what this is from.
Post by: Jackie on December 08, 2015, 11:56:25 pm
Post by: Annie1456 on December 09, 2015, 12:22:27 am
Post by: Jackie on December 09, 2015, 09:31:19 am
~Brian W Aldiss.
The movie A.I. Was based of one of his stories.
Post by: Bronx on December 09, 2015, 11:01:00 pm
IT'S OVER"
Post by: Old Rabbit on December 17, 2015, 12:48:10 pm
Post by: Arachnid on December 18, 2015, 10:51:46 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 19, 2015, 10:17:50 am
Post by: Bronx on December 20, 2015, 12:59:18 am
To keep you out of harm's way?
Warding off all evil signs,
But never really kept you safe."
-Billie Joe, "Amy"
Post by: Old Rabbit on December 20, 2015, 11:56:46 am
Post by: Kobuk on December 27, 2015, 11:47:08 pm
Quote
Deep Throat: Mister Mulder, why are those like yourself, who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on this Earth, not dissuaded by all the evidence to the contrary?
Mulder: Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive.
Deep Throat: Precisely.
Season 1, Pilot episode of the X-Files:
Quote
Special Agent Fox Mulder: When conventional wisdom and science offer us no answers, might we not finally turn to the fantastic as a plausibility?
Special Agent Dana Scully: ...What I find fantastic is any notion that there are answers beyond the realm of science. The answers are there. You just have to know where to look.
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 30, 2015, 09:56:00 pm
Post by: Old Rabbit on January 03, 2016, 12:50:52 pm
Post by: HazardJackal on January 10, 2016, 05:42:42 pm
-Silver Thornic
NOTE: Cearians are from Cearian. Syrians are from Syria. We created the (fictional) country of Cearian long before Syria was front page news. To be clear, this quote is being racist to a FICTIONAL country, not the REAL one of a very similar name. There is no relation between Cearian and Syria other than their unintentional similarity of their names. If you're still upset with me for some reason, you can take it up with personally and i will copy and paste this explanation and send it to you so you can read it again. If for some strange reason you still aren't convinced, i will have you know that i had way too much fun writing this unnecessarily long and thorough explanation about something that any sane person wouldn't think twice about. Good day.
EDIT EDIT: Also, why do i keep posting quotes that literally nobody here has the needed context to understand? :P
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 10, 2016, 11:03:04 pm
Post by: Furenzied on January 16, 2016, 10:44:04 pm
-Lurebound Scarecrow
Post by: Bronx on January 18, 2016, 10:58:45 pm
Post by: Taivana on January 21, 2016, 02:42:42 pm
"Language is the dress of thought." - Samuel Johnson
"I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance." - Socrates
"I'll give you a definite maybe." - Sam Goldwyn
Post by: HazardJackal on January 22, 2016, 01:44:44 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 23, 2016, 10:27:53 pm
Post by: Old Rabbit on January 29, 2016, 12:35:40 pm
Post by: Ancusmitis on January 29, 2016, 05:56:49 pm
Post by: HazardJackal on January 31, 2016, 01:16:10 am
(I'm pretty sure this is the code that Rick Grimes lives by...)
Post by: HazardJackal on February 02, 2016, 12:42:44 am
-Me having a little bit too much fun with a furry name generator...
Post by: Ancusmitis on February 02, 2016, 01:30:53 am
Post by: xracecar on February 04, 2016, 09:16:20 pm
Post by: Kobuk on February 16, 2016, 01:33:03 pm
Post by: Kain (Asher) Eralf on February 16, 2016, 10:39:29 pm
"They misunderestimated me." -George W. Bush
Post by: HazardJackal on February 16, 2016, 11:54:11 pm
-Recygilo The Best Pirate
Post by: Kain (Asher) Eralf on February 17, 2016, 12:01:34 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on February 23, 2016, 10:31:25 pm
Post by: Alden the Fox on February 25, 2016, 12:14:10 am
"If newborn babies could speak, they'd be the most intelligent human beings on planet Earth." -Jaden Smith
"Dying is mainstream #Money" -Jaden Smith
"If everyone dropped out of school we'd have a much more intelligent society." -Jaden Smith
"if i punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?" -Jaden Smith
"You can drink a drink, how come you can't food a food?" -Jaden Smith
"Yo Jaden, that's deep." -Will Smith
Post by: Kobuk on March 02, 2016, 01:24:51 pm
Post by: HazardJackal on March 02, 2016, 07:36:15 pm
-NIN
Post by: Bronx on March 06, 2016, 10:51:46 pm
Actually, it's your words against yours.
Post by: Kobuk on March 13, 2016, 01:04:44 pm
Post by: Samurai Kai on March 13, 2016, 01:11:10 pm
Post by: Kobuk on March 14, 2016, 08:08:53 pm
James Bond - "Do you expect me to talk?"
Goldfinger - "No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die."
.......From the James Bond film: Goldfinger
Post by: Maddy on March 14, 2016, 08:33:52 pm
rantHaha, is this due to recent events in colleges or the presidential race?
Idm you venting, but I am not well aware of the environment of this forum, and I'm not here to mini-mod you. At this point messages like these do not affect me as much as they used to. Though I do see the truth in your statement, however skewed it could be. Skepticism and making up your own mind in certain topics should be encouraged more. I personally find it fun. I can't help but feel a bit slow about the whole ordeal though, but bah. I learn and grow.
"Art is how we decorate space; music is how we decorate time."
Unfortunately I can't find the creator of this quote and am too lazy to bother Google searching it, but I enjoy it all the same. As a student of percussion, I find it particularly poetic and truthful. Music does, in essence, take up time. That's its main goal. And to - just imagine it - decorate time! What power and magical ability, to manipulate your every second into a roller coaster of emotions.
Post by: Kain (Asher) Eralf on March 15, 2016, 01:00:51 am
Ahem. *cough* Getting back to posting quotes......... >:(
James Bond - "Do you expect me to talk?"
Goldfinger - "No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die."
.......From the James Bond film: Goldfinger
"I have always hated that... James Bond. I'd like to kill him."
-Sean Connery
“My capacity for happiness, you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first”
–Marvin
(The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
Post by: Ancusmitis on March 15, 2016, 09:19:43 am
Post by: HazardJackal on March 27, 2016, 03:18:54 pm
-Joe Chief
Post by: Furenzied on March 29, 2016, 09:11:17 am
"You may feel a slight tingling sensation... all of you!" Professor Hubert Farnsworth.
"You know what they say Luigi, every toaster toasts toast." Mario from Hotel Mario.
"I'm different..." Oracle Turret
"It seems to me that we only fight to see who can die the fastest, but only truly die when we are eaten by worms." Friend commenting on the plot of Nidhogg
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on March 30, 2016, 10:30:35 pm
Post by: Keayrin on April 04, 2016, 06:45:21 pm
-me
Post by: HazardJackal on April 05, 2016, 02:31:43 am
Driving a red monster truck
Running people over
-A Haiku i wrote way back in fifth grade... apparently. x_x
Post by: Kobuk on April 07, 2016, 07:37:03 pm
( ^ Best quote ever to describe the 2016 Presidential candidates. :P )
Post by: HazardJackal on April 07, 2016, 09:07:55 pm
Anyways:
The earth speaks to all of us, and if we listen, we can understand.
-Uncle Pomme, Castle in the Sky
Post by: Kobuk on April 08, 2016, 01:39:14 pm
Post by: Keayrin on April 18, 2016, 04:12:15 pm
-me.
Post by: Kobuk on April 28, 2016, 02:07:39 pm
And I couldn't agree more. >:(
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on April 29, 2016, 06:57:41 pm
Post by: Ancusmitis on May 07, 2016, 11:29:46 pm
Post by: Kobuk on May 11, 2016, 09:19:33 pm
"All Lies Lead To The Truth."
"Always Insert A Lie Within The Truth. Makes It Easier To Swallow."
"Would Your Gov't Lie To You?"
"The Truth Is A Lie."
"Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction."
..........from the X-Files tv series.
Post by: HazardJackal on May 12, 2016, 04:32:05 am
-Me or one of my friends... don't remember who actually said it.
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on May 15, 2016, 01:20:12 am
Post by: Doc on May 15, 2016, 01:21:09 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on May 15, 2016, 01:35:24 am
Post by: Kobuk on May 16, 2016, 05:43:35 pm
"POLITICALLY CORRECT: A term used to describe overly sensitive pansies who need everything sugar coated for them." (Damn truth. :P )
"LIBERAL: (Noun) 1. A person who is so freethinking and open minded that their brain has floated out of their head." :P
"If GUNS kill people, I guess PENCILS misspell words, CARS drive drunk, and SPOONS make people fat."
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on May 23, 2016, 11:18:18 pm
"My guns are none of your business" ~ Tom Clancey
"The more guns you have, the more freedom you have." ~ Tom Gresham
Post by: Kobuk on June 05, 2016, 11:05:34 am
"Censorship is the refuge of the weak-minded (those who cannot defend their views) or the tyrannical (those who simply want to force submission and compliance)."
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on June 06, 2016, 11:52:37 pm
Post by: Kain (Asher) Eralf on June 08, 2016, 01:43:17 am
Post by: Kobuk on June 08, 2016, 01:57:04 pm
People are like protons: they're repulsive to each other, yet they still cluster together.
QFT. Definately describes the human race for sure. :P
Post by: Kobuk on June 21, 2016, 07:47:00 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on June 22, 2016, 12:26:06 am
From some commercial from the 1960s.
Post by: Keayrin on June 22, 2016, 03:21:07 pm
-every furry ever at least once
Post by: some_random_wusky on June 23, 2016, 09:08:14 am
...
... you heard nothing"
--literally the only funny Jacksepticeye quote i could find that i would be allowed to post here
Post by: HazardJackal on June 26, 2016, 06:41:02 pm
- Hazard's Intro, Battlebots
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on July 04, 2016, 07:22:17 pm
As long as I'm still around
'Cuz I'll have lots of time to be low key
When I'm six feet underground..."
~Weird Al Yankovic--I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
Post by: Kobuk on July 06, 2016, 06:22:53 pm
Quote
"Choosing not to vote isn’t rebellion. It’s surrender."
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on July 10, 2016, 01:59:19 pm
Post by: Robert_Silvermyst on August 20, 2016, 07:50:31 pm
Post by: Kobuk on August 20, 2016, 07:54:38 pm
Post by: Robert_Silvermyst on August 20, 2016, 07:59:54 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on August 21, 2016, 04:11:57 pm
Post by: Kobuk on August 24, 2016, 06:22:03 pm
Post by: Chipper Blu-wolf on August 24, 2016, 09:24:14 pm
~Stanislaw J. Lec
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on August 24, 2016, 10:21:51 pm
Post by: Robert_Silvermyst on August 27, 2016, 09:12:44 pm
~Iroh
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on August 29, 2016, 06:55:13 pm
Post by: Kobuk on September 02, 2016, 04:52:01 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 03, 2016, 12:34:39 pm
Post by: Rainy on September 05, 2016, 05:09:33 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 07, 2016, 11:12:33 pm
Post by: HazardJackal on September 25, 2016, 08:54:01 pm
-Troy, Power Rangers Super Mega Force; this is his solution to fighting an enemy whose power is disarming the rangers.
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 28, 2016, 10:06:07 pm
Post by: Kain (Asher) Eralf on October 07, 2016, 01:10:26 am
"Cracks in the sidewalk are not unlike your co-workers: you have to step on a few if you want to get anywhere." (-Yo)
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 07, 2016, 05:51:37 pm
Post by: Keayrin on October 07, 2016, 08:32:38 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 12, 2016, 10:56:36 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 23, 2016, 10:22:36 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on November 24, 2016, 11:13:07 pm
Post by: Kobuk on December 28, 2016, 03:27:19 pm
“Everybody dies. But not everybody lives. It is not death most people are afraid of. It is getting to the end of life, only to realize that you never truly lived."
“Sadly, the only way some people will learn to appreciate you is by losing you.”
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 29, 2016, 08:57:49 pm
I was Goth before Goth was cool. ~ Alice Cooper
Please don't pick that up! ~ Rocket T. Coyote
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on January 31, 2017, 10:27:18 am
If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike!...
Post by: Kobuk on January 31, 2017, 12:28:41 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on February 18, 2017, 11:20:24 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on February 26, 2017, 09:44:59 pm
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on March 03, 2017, 04:27:04 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on March 04, 2017, 10:15:40 am
Post by: Kobuk on April 26, 2017, 12:56:59 pm
Post by: Varg the wanderer on April 27, 2017, 07:37:28 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on April 29, 2017, 08:39:48 pm
Post by: Firelight on April 30, 2017, 12:22:42 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on May 01, 2017, 11:24:37 pm
Post by: Kobuk on May 17, 2017, 12:08:10 pm
Post by: Kobuk on June 07, 2017, 06:52:45 pm
"Just because something wasn't made in your lifetime with actors you know does not mean it needs to be remade. In all fairness it needs to be watched."
Post by: Rainy on June 18, 2017, 12:51:39 pm
Quote from a post I saw on Facebook concerning reboots of old movies and tv shows.
"Just because something wasn't made in your lifetime with actors you know does not mean it needs to be remade. In all fairness it needs to be watched."
That qpute needs to be shared with anyone who watches movies. I love it.
"Don't call me small! I'LL BREAK DOWN YOUR FEET AND STICK EM' ONTO YOUR HEAD!" ~Al
Post by: Kobuk on June 24, 2017, 06:46:50 pm
Post by: Lorne on June 24, 2017, 07:37:43 pm
Post by: ShopePapilloma on July 01, 2017, 02:26:07 pm
Post by: Kobuk on July 26, 2017, 01:37:39 pm
"Watching Trump supporters defend Trump's lies is like watching a battered wife who's drunk husband beats her every night but she gets up the next morning and makes him breakfast in bed. It's really sad." :(
Post by: Rainy on July 31, 2017, 10:16:22 pm
Post by: Mofeta on August 01, 2017, 12:00:21 pm
- Alan Turing in a movie, The Imitation Game
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on August 05, 2017, 11:35:22 pm
Post by: Kobuk on August 17, 2017, 05:44:29 pm
"We can censor and remove memorials, symbols, etc. that may offend various groups and peoples. But why is it we cannot remove the hate in our hearts?"
Post by: Firelight on September 16, 2017, 09:21:28 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 24, 2017, 12:50:00 am
Post by: Kobuk on October 08, 2017, 12:16:05 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 12, 2017, 09:25:40 pm
They've got no morale
Your army's a washout
My fine-feathered pal!
~Technical Fairy First Class
Post by: Michen_S on October 13, 2017, 10:10:55 am
Quote from: Our Stolen Theory
Something new we search
Something that varies from this all
Is it what you want, you want?
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 21, 2017, 11:46:03 am
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
Of sun-split clouds, — and done a hundred things
You have not dreamed of — wheeled and soared and swung
High in the sunlit silence. Hov'ring there,
I've chased the shouting wind along, and flung
My eager craft through footless halls of air… .
Up, up the long, delirious burning blue
I've topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace
Where never lark, or ever eagle flew —
And, while with silent, lifting mind I've trod
The high untrespassed sanctity of space,
Put out my hand, and touched the face of God.
~John Gillespie Magee, Jr.
Post by: Kobuk on November 02, 2017, 08:58:04 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on November 13, 2017, 11:31:11 pm
Post by: Kobuk on June 22, 2018, 09:57:15 pm
Post by: Firelight on June 27, 2018, 07:27:16 pm
Post by: Kobuk on June 28, 2018, 02:40:44 pm
PEOPLE BEFORE PARTY!
......... Kobuk
Post by: Kobuk on July 05, 2018, 08:11:04 pm
- Kobuk
Post by: Kay Alett on July 07, 2018, 02:44:17 pm
Post by: Kay Alett on July 08, 2018, 02:40:46 pm
Post by: Kobuk on July 16, 2018, 09:57:08 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on July 22, 2018, 06:51:14 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on August 26, 2018, 12:29:15 pm
Post by: Turgius on August 27, 2018, 09:32:29 pm
~ The Anonymous chap who wrote Beowulf
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 11, 2018, 09:20:30 pm
Post by: Kobuk on October 07, 2018, 10:56:16 pm
Post by: Kobuk on October 08, 2018, 02:06:30 pm
Post by: Varg the wanderer on October 12, 2018, 07:53:03 pm
Quote from: Winston Churchill
Never give in--never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 14, 2018, 01:03:55 pm
Post by: Michen_S on October 14, 2018, 02:52:39 pm
Quote from: Colin's neighbour (Finding Paradise)
"Bring back the disco, and make me it's king!"
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 17, 2018, 12:06:54 am
Post by: Kobuk on October 26, 2018, 08:12:15 pm
(https://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-unless-we-put-medical-freedom-into-the-constitution-the-time-will-come-when-medicine-benjamin-rush-35-58-65.jpg)
Post by: Michen_S on October 27, 2018, 05:13:31 pm
Quote from: Nora Doctor (Tamberlane)
"There's no rulebook for any of us..."
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 28, 2018, 12:54:07 pm
Post by: cause the rat on January 10, 2019, 11:54:00 am
"I've been yelling at them all night. Despite no one listening to me things are running really smoothly."
Post by: charcoal on January 12, 2019, 03:40:44 am
Post by: FarFar on January 12, 2019, 08:06:19 am
Post by: Varg the wanderer on January 19, 2019, 03:11:19 pm
-Former lead.
Recently learned he died, which is unfortunate; he was a good guy. He's also the one that, after I told him I broke something else and was worried I'd get fired said
"I'll talk with him [the manager] about it. I've been fired from worse jobs before. It's easy to get fired from a good job, but to get fired from a bad one is pretty hard to do."
Post by: FarFar on January 19, 2019, 08:00:02 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 20, 2019, 12:11:43 am
We're a really friendly crowd
And there's a party mix up in 366
Where there's no minors allowed..."
(The Safety Prance--Furs Without Suits)
Post by: FarFar on January 20, 2019, 08:16:16 am
Movie, "The fly".
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 25, 2019, 12:16:35 am
Post by: charcoal on January 25, 2019, 11:22:07 pm
Post by: FarFar on January 26, 2019, 08:41:33 am
Mythbusters, Adam Savage
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 27, 2019, 01:25:23 am
Post by: Kobuk on February 05, 2019, 10:54:19 pm
"Every day, millions of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon."
Post by: Kobuk on February 05, 2019, 10:55:01 pm
"Bacon? I LOVE bacon!"~Calamity Cougar
Reminds me of somebody I used to know.
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on February 08, 2019, 11:19:43 pm
Post by: FarFar on February 09, 2019, 08:23:03 am
Admiral David Farragut
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on February 16, 2019, 08:41:39 pm
Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on March 30, 2019, 10:14:37 pm
General George S Patton...
Post by: FarFar on March 31, 2019, 07:51:01 am
Not sure who first said that, but it was on a poster somewhere...
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on April 27, 2019, 10:32:24 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on May 11, 2019, 09:57:12 am
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 29, 2019, 06:05:58 pm
Post by: Kobuk on December 29, 2019, 09:33:48 pm
Energy = milk x coffee(squared) :D :D
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 04, 2020, 12:36:44 pm
Post by: Jade Sinapu on January 04, 2020, 10:29:49 pm
The soldier follows the path of the girl...The missile follows the guide beam.--Translated from the A-4 (V-2) Operator's ManualIs that from an old German WWII V2 rocket manual?
Curious ...
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 11, 2020, 11:25:12 am
The soldier follows the path of the girl...The missile follows the guide beam.--Translated from the A-4 (V-2) Operator's ManualIs that from an old German WWII V2 rocket manual?
Curious ...
A translated copy from Canada. A gift from a friend.
"I guess we're going to have to do this the hard way."--Chuck Norris
Post by: Kobuk on April 24, 2020, 06:54:42 pm
"And you thought us Mals were hard to train? Look at all you hoomans who can't Sit and Stay." :D
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on April 24, 2020, 11:18:28 pm
Post by: Kobuk on May 28, 2020, 09:39:41 pm
Post by: Jade Sinapu on May 30, 2020, 10:45:55 am
"It may be the poets, artists, musicians, politicians who get all the attention and credit, but it is we engineers who build societies from nothing." B'Ellana Torres, chief engineer USS Voyager.
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on June 22, 2020, 10:42:19 pm
Post by: Kobuk on October 19, 2020, 10:13:20 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on October 23, 2020, 05:35:39 pm
Post by: cause the rat on October 25, 2020, 05:01:45 pm
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 25, 2021, 09:33:34 pm