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Title: Dumb ways to die
Post by: Firelight on August 01, 2023, 06:53:58 pm

Inspired by the song and game.

Riding Bodacious the bull.

Title: Re: Dumb ways to die
Post by: Jade Sinapu on August 03, 2023, 12:24:38 am

If you are asking for others to post dumb ways to die...

Starting a chain saw while its between your legs/ crotch.

Title: Re: Dumb ways to die
Post by: cause the rat on August 03, 2023, 04:36:04 am

Make a double male ended extension cord.

Title: Re: Dumb ways to die
Post by: Jade Sinapu on August 04, 2023, 01:49:35 pm

From an old Darwin Awards... yes this is real


Put a 22 caliber long rifle shell in your cars fuse box.
Then it heats up due to current. 
Bullet shoots you in chest while driving causing death.

Title: Re: Dumb ways to die
Post by: cause the rat on August 10, 2023, 02:42:31 pm

ANY internet challenge.

Title: Re: Dumb ways to die
Post by: Jade Sinapu on August 19, 2023, 10:17:09 pm

Idk why I thought of these
Eating plastic house plants.

Number 2

Pissing off a bear

Title: Re: Dumb ways to die
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on August 25, 2023, 10:53:26 pm

Trying to get a selfie with a moose.

Title: Re: Dumb ways to die
Post by: Jade Sinapu on September 07, 2023, 06:55:13 pm

This almost happened to my brother in law.  So laugh now... maybe one day it will be your turn!

While pooping out a stubborn turd, experience a massive brain anyerisim at 2am, stop breathing after you inhale terribly spicy chilli you are earlier which you now threw up due to said brain trauma,  and turn blue like papa smurf.

Thankfully a cat named peaches saved him by awaking another human who rushed to save him. 
But wouldn't that have been a dumb way to die,  on the can?

Title: Re: Dumb ways to die
Post by: Firelight on September 24, 2023, 01:25:13 am

Being sus in Among us

Title: Re: Dumb ways to die
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on September 24, 2023, 11:37:34 am

A local radio personality died from water intoxication.

Title: Re: Dumb ways to die
Post by: Firelight on September 25, 2023, 05:01:40 pm

Poking a bear

Title: Re: Dumb ways to die
Post by: Firelight on December 12, 2023, 07:27:11 pm

Not being alert about trains

Title: Re: Dumb ways to die
Post by: Mister Initial Man on January 04, 2024, 03:16:32 pm

Thinking you can drive your tractor up a REALLY steep slope (heard that one from my dad.  The tractor flipped over, and the guy didn't make it)

Title: Re: Dumb ways to die
Post by: Jade Sinapu on January 05, 2024, 12:28:23 pm

I once heard a story in the news about a lady who had a fixation with large cats.  She jumped the fence at a zoo to be with a tiger.  She got badly injured.  Could have died. 
If she thought she was Nala and he were Simba, well.... didn't work out did it?
 :goldlaugh: ;)

Yet I search for this story and can't find it.  It was about 5 years ago?
At any rate,  don't do that. Tigers are powerful.

Title: Re: Dumb ways to die
Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 20, 2024, 10:04:33 am

Crossing an active runway during a jumbo jet takeoff.

Title: Re: Dumb ways to die
Post by: Firelight on January 31, 2024, 06:56:33 pm

Spending fives night's at a haunted pizzeria