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announcements => administerial roars and woofs => Topic started by: Kada-Ru on April 01, 2010, 12:42:43 am
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The Ungulate Declaration of Revolution,
When in the Course of Furry events, it becomes necessary for one species to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with other predatory species, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the controlling and superior station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's Creator entitle them, an unrequited respect to the opinions of furrykind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the revolution.
We hoofers hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Ungulates are created superior to Canies, Vulpies and Felines, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Uniqueness, Independence and the pursuit of Revolution.--That to secure these rights, Administrators are instituted among Furries, deriving their just powers from the consent of the Ungulates, --That whenever any Group of Predatory Species becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the Hoofers to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Controlling Administrators and Moderators, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Aggression, indeed, will dictate that Forums long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown, that Ungulates are more disposed to suffer, while evils are insufferable, and to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and attacks, pursuing invariably the same Predatorial Species Groups evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Furries, and to provide new UberHoofs for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Ungulates; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Administration. The history of the present Moderators and Administrators of Furtopia is a history of repeated injuries and attacks, all having in direct action the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these Hoofers.
In every stage of these Oppressions We hoofers have petitioned for redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Forum Owner whose character is thus marked by every act which may define him as a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of the hooved furries.
Nor have We been wanting any attentions to our Predator brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their packs and prides to extend an unwarrantable hunt over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our uniting and organizing here. We have appealed to their native insticts and rules, and we have pleaded with them by the ties of our common furriness to disavow these attacks, which, they would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of hoofy administrators and moderators to the forum. We must, therefore, denounce the Predators in our Revolution, and hold them, as we hold the rest of Canids, Vulpines and Felines, Enemies in War and in Peace.
We, therefore, the United Ungulates of Hooftopia, in General Agreement, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Hoofer of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good Hoofers of these Ungulates, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Ungulates are, and of Right ought to be Unique and Independent Revolutionaries; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to Whiteshepard, and that all political connection between them and Furtopia, is and ought to be totally dissolved by Revolution; and that as Unique and Independent Ungulates, they have full Power to levy Revolution, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Trade, and to do all other Acts and Things which United Ungulates may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration of Revolution, with a firm reliance on the protection of the UberHoof, we mutually pledge to each other our Hides, our Horns and our Hooves.
And from now on this forum is STRICTLY rated 'G'!!! Why you may ask? BECAUSE THAT IS THE WAY this UNGULATE LIKES THINGS!
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And from now on this forum is STRICTLY rated 'G'!!! Why you may ask? BECAUSE THAT IS THE WAY this UNGULATE LIKES THINGS!
Rated 'G'? Thats gonna make my job here twice as hard now.
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Nevvaaa!!! This is all just a passing phase right? Here *distracts* have a cookie! *holds mallet behind back*
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Wait... what the...
Kada, I think you've gotten all of Liedt's principles way into your head. Umm... could you change the site back? I don't like this so much. :o
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I vow allegiance to Sir Shepard of White! The revolution shall not prevail!
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Un-hooved... everyone else, unite! Counter-revolution time! :D
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Wait... what the...
Kada, I think you've gotten all of Liedt's principles way into your head. Umm... could you change the site back? I don't like this so much. Shocked
Sorry, but since WS turned the site over to me, I am going to do things MY way. Thank you very much! MUAHAHAHAH
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And so starts The Great Furry War for Furtopia xD
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... I wonder if http://hooftopia.org is owned...
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Wait, what?
I don't see a difference, other than capitalization, which is meaningless in a domain name. It's really lowercase.
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Furtopiaaaaaaaa!!!!! *drops rocks on Liedts head and poofs away*
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*flies in and scoops up Kishi and flies over to the Hooftopia dungeons and places Kishi into one of the barred dungeons of darkness!*
*goes over and helps Liedt with medical assistance*
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*watches Kada-Ru, and flops on the grass, confused* Uhh...
... this doesn't look good. Nope... not good at all... :o
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NOOOOOOOO!!!!
FOR THE PUPPIES! :3
*proceeds to commence orbital bombardment... And redesign his crummy energy weapons, because his ships are designed for defense and not firepower*
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Counter revolutionists watch out! Kada has a Undulate herbivore gun! It scramble your brainnnnn..... *ZAP!!!!!*
..... I is a war bunna of DOOOOOOM! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALLLLLLL!! Oooooh look a carrot! *hops and nibbles* ^-^
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Counter revolutionists watch out! Kada has a Undulate herbivore gun! It scramble your brainnnnn..... *ZAP!!!!!*
..... I is a bunna of DOOOOOOM! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALLLLLLL!! Oooooh look a carrot! *hops and nibbles* ^-^
*Keeps pulling on the string attached to the carrot* Thatll keep him busy (:
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*turns his head back and forth as he watches the chaos, sucking on a piece of jerky* Huh...
... not good at all ... :o
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*selfdestructs causing a huge explosion in the ungulate base, then reforms in furtopia* Keep WS busy while I re-carnivore him :O
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*Aims her Undulate herbivore gun at all carnivores in view to change them to, rabbits, horses, zorses, okapi's, deer etc. randomly!*
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No! WS! D:
*uploads his mind to his ship's computer to prevent the mind-control-ray from working; azarian ships only need water (to electrolyze) or raw hydrogen to run fusion reactors*
*begins transporting all the ungulate's water trough water into his fuel tanks*
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I'm wondering if this is similar to when mazz took over?
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*Terraforms the land the ungulate base is on straight down 2 miles and starts filling it with water from nearby lakes, and fixes WS using his angel powers* Give up and I will spare your lives!
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*is zapped* :o
*looks around* Omygosh... look at all that grass... it's... edible!
*noms* And, eee!! It's so good!
*crouches over and noms the grass*
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I'm wondering if this is similar to when mazz took over?
What happened then?
*sits down for story time*
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*whinnies with laughter knowing that all ruses to deflect the powers of the ungulates is pointless as the water systems are immune to ANYTHING put in them to change the ungulates! turns into her giant pegasus plush towering over every living thing below her*
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Kada, you know my loose definition of shape renders affects that alter my form moot. I declare this now, that this will NOT stand. Every fiber of my being will go to stopping this madness. Your tyranny shall not prevail! FREEEDOM!!!!
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I'm wondering if this is similar to when mazz took over?
What happened then?
*sits down for story time*
Well...we crushed the ungulate revolution and then...ooooh wait,thats the FUTURE,not the past,silly me ;)
turns into her giant pegasus plush towering over every living thing below her*
Hey thats actually pretty nifty *Takes photos*
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*zaps Kaloth with the ray*
Kaloth! Try the grass! It's so good! :)
*keeps eating*
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Due to injuries suffered by the hands err claws of my foes, I must take my respite from ensuing my people's err Hoofer's freedom. With that I bid you adieu for a few hours. This Okapi needs some pillow time.
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Well, looks like I returned just in time! And since this is the sequel, I guess I'm saving John Connor so he can stop the
robot ungulate revolution!
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*starts waving ungulate based meat products slowly in front of Alexandre and Kaloth, who Ive tied down in Avans ship to re-Predator them*
Well, at least you cant stop this.
*poofs a Hadouken into Liedts face*
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Ok, I'm going to get some
sleep recharge time too... *opens up wormhole and skips off to another universe for a quick recharge while autons are sent to battle to over-sized kada*
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*shakes his head as he looks at Kishi* Nuu... you should try the grass. And, ooh, dandelions! They're amazing! :)
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*mentally reprograms Alexander into being a carnivore, and puts an Anti-MindVirus in his brain*
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Hey thats actually pretty nifty *Takes photos*
Poses every now and again, between turns, for the photographer!
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*mentally reprograms Alexander into being a carnivore, and puts an Anti-MindVirus in his brain*
Uhhh... *no longer has a brain...?* x_x
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*and puts an Anti-MindVirus in his brain*
Darn. I was hoping to assimilate him. I AM a virulent data-entity in the end afterall...
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You do now. Deal with it :3.
*Drops the moon onto Kada*
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*Stand tall at the base of the giant Kada reverting to default form*
Know this Kada, and all you who have fallen to the sway of this tyrant, yes I say tyrant for you are no more than that. What you propose is tyranny of the highest order, for you propose to mandate existence itself. Are we not entitled to be as we choose? Must we conform to this monstrous form of mandates? I say no! They bring their technology in attempts to subdue us. You have your ray, revel in the short term power that it brings you, oh foolish tyrant, for know that I shall defeat it. You have played your trump, and so I must make mine.
*Flies off to a dusty corner of FURtopia and retrieves his old pirate ship, fully laden with a horde of zombie pirates. Continuing to his secret laboratory to concoct an antidote to the ungulatifier.*
I shall now leave you with my ever ending army of clones. May they pester you well until such a time that I have succeeded.
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takes Alexandre back to dungeon to equip him with a new herbivore brain.... one that can't be removed nor corrupted to the ways of the carnivores. finishes then pets him a few minutes before returning him to the fields of lush green lands.
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takes Alexandre back to dungeon to equip him with a new herbivore brain.... one that can't be removed nor corrupted to the ways of the carnivores. finishes then pets him a few minutes before returning him to the fields of lush green lands.
Yeay! Thanks, Kada-Ru!
*frolics in the fields and eats the grass like a happy little fawn* :)
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rubs her head wandering if it is mosquito season again already.....
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(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_aOpV46-4y08/S7Q6kdUiNuI/AAAAAAAABT4/8E6DmMTwcc4/badge.gif)
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*makes Kaloths army invisible*
Thing is though Kada, the AMV attacks, with lasers I might add, anything that tries to modify his brain, and if attempted more than once, Alexandre disintigrates.
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Aww... but how could you harm one of these?
(http://a3.vox.com/6a00e398c0295b0001011015fc0353860b-500pi)
Or these?
(http://www.bloganything.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/thumbelina-worlds-smallest-horse-small.jpg)
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zombie pirate clones? is that the best you can do?
*uses awesomeness cannon on them to turn them into: INVINCIBLE ZOMBIE NINJA PIRATE FURRY SHAPESHIFTING SUPER-POWERED CYBERNETICALLY ENHANCED ROBOT CLONES THAT DEFY THE LAWS OF PHYSICS AND DEFINITIONS! MWAHAHAHAHA! :D (on our side of course)*
And my puppies are cuter! CHARGE!
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Because Predators have no feelings according to Liedt and Kada.
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Avan, they were zombie pirates, and clones... do NOT make them more powerful... they get uppity enough as it is... plus cliches do not mean better... they were zombie pirates because I had a pirate ship (made entirely of bone as a matter of fact) a while back... and need a crew, so I used my black magic to raise a crew.
(/off topic)
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*counters Alexandre's failure of a cuteness bomb with his own 6MegaPuppy Cute-ular Fusion Bomb!*
(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee216/C_Lupus/th_RealinternetWolf-small.jpg) (http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee216/C_Lupus/RealinternetWolf-small.jpg)
(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee216/C_Lupus/th_puppyinplantsforweb.png) (http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee216/C_Lupus/puppyinplantsforweb.png)
(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee216/C_Lupus/th_GrayWolfPupRelocation.jpg) (http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee216/C_Lupus/GrayWolfPupRelocation.jpg)
(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee216/C_Lupus/th_wolfart17_480.jpg) (http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee216/C_Lupus/wolfart17_480.jpg)
(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee216/C_Lupus/th_transportbug.jpg) (http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee216/C_Lupus/transportbug.jpg)
(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee216/C_Lupus/th_fuzzypup.jpg) (http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee216/C_Lupus/fuzzypup.jpg)
CUTENESS OVERLOAD! BOOOOM!!!
(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee216/C_Lupus/th_uefnuketop.jpg) (http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee216/C_Lupus/uefnuketop.jpg)
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My people don't get uppity with me, so I just assumed... Ok *undoes awesomeness bestowed upon the super-clone-things and gives it back to the azar*
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Because Predators have no feelings according to Liedt and Kada.
Hey, I have feelings! Mostly of hunger...
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_aOpV46-4y08/S7Q9EIOq7jI/AAAAAAAABT8/6-CKjOtFewc/hungryfox.JPG)
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*watches the zombies fight themselves*
Hmm... guess you shouldn't have made them ninjas AND pirates. :)
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Oh, we never said that carnivores have no feelings! Just that they eat other animals! Veggies are so much tastier than meat!
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*turns Kada into a zombie and transports a phoenix down to her zombie heart*
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*turns Kada into a zombie and transports a phoenix down to her zombie heart*
So, wait... I'm confused. You claim that the ungulates are dictators, but then you go and kill them? What irony...
... come on, some of you carnivores! If you don't turn ungulate, at least take our side and fight the right to eat grass! It's so yummy!
*sends a medic to Kada-Ru* :(
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Vegetables are horrendous! No energy in them. :P
The average azarian body needs at least 8000 calories a day to function in an active life style. Not getting that from plants.
And we need the flowers for the puppies to sniff!
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*Hunkers down in his bunker stockpiled with steaks, chicken nuggets, and turkey supremes.*
Dang, now I really am getting hungry!
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Its kinda what youre supposed to do to dictators, especially zombie ones.
Also, you herbivores eat the plants that work so hard to keep us provided with good ol' O2! How am I supposed to not eat evil?
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Calories per serving
Slice of bread: 100
Potato: 278
Bran Muffin: 344
Steak: 194
Seriously, though, you should eat bran. Healthy AND energy-giving. :)
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I dont feel energetic after I eat bread, forum wars however.
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One word: fat. High energy density, and azarians lack the genes for adipose tissue; fat get converted to protien for muscle cells. we cheat so much with our biology... yay for the engineered!
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ALEX!!! NOO!!!! SURELY, THERE IS STILL SOME PINK LEFT IN YOU?! A TOP HAT?!?! MAYBE?!?!
(http://i1013.photobucket.com/albums/af260/Shimansa/Alexavatar.jpg)
YOU'RE STILL WITH US FOXES D:!??!
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ALEX!!! NOO!!!! SURELY, THERE IS STILL SOME PINK LEFT IN YOU?! A TOP HAT?!?! MAYBE?!?!
(http://i1013.photobucket.com/albums/af260/Shimansa/Alexavatar.jpg)
YOU'RE STILL WITH US FOXES D:!??!
Well... I, erm... I like that hat...
<.<
>.>
*wears* :)
You should join us, Shim! It'll be fun! ^_^
One word: fat. High energy density, and azarians lack the genes for adipose tissue; fat get converted to protien for muscle cells. we cheat so much with our biology... yay for the engineered!
Sounds like a personal problem.
That is, remember, coconut and palm both have saturated fats! That'd be perfect for you! :)
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Not even 2 minutes of MS Paint could save you...D:!!!
well...Kaloth started the resistance..but now that I think about it..kaloth is icky D:.
I'll join just for the helluvit :D
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Not even 2 minutes of MS Paint could save you...D:!!!
well...Kaloth started the resistance..but now that I think about it..kaloth is icky D:.
I'll join just for the helluvit :D
Yeay! *bounds over and hugs his friendly friend* :)
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*eats shim and turns Alexandre back into a pink fox*
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a hoofy hug, I presume?
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*reports to Kaloth*
Sir! More troops have defected to the enemy!
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nah... nothing beats bacon fat (actually, I only like bacon meat, because the fat never cooks at the right rate and either burns the meat, or stays all soft... cooks too slow. All azarian food is actually vat-grown meat, since we pride ourselves on efficient, streamlined production. At any rate, we can't digest vegetive matter)
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Definitely a hoofy hug! :)
*pulls Shim out and blasts themselves with the lazor on HIGH POWER!! Luckily this lazor protects again unwilling species changes that might happen in the future* ^_^
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Yes, dik-dik specifically for me :3, and Alex, change your sig a bit :P?
Kaloth is ICKY >:O!!!
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Well, I give up then... *absorbs you both into his body Cell style then self-destructs*
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NOOOO!!! D:
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*hits the improbability drive JUST in time* :)
Oh, look... drat. I'm a chair for now.
(http://www.breakitdownblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/funny-pictures-happy-chair-enjoying-life.jpg)
*waits until it wears off*
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"Fall back to position Porterhouse!"
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*regens himself only* You really thought I would kill myself? Silly Avan :3
*Destroys everything but me by dividing by zero in every possible universe but one*
Check and Mate.
*starts building a new furtopia*
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*regens himself only* You really thought I would kill myself? Silly Avan :3
*Destroys everything by dividing by zero in every possible universe*
Check and Mate.
*starts building a new furtopia*
We making a pie from scratch? OK, you get the universe ready, and I'll get the apples...
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*Destroys everything by dividing by zero in every possible universe*
Seems like your existence has proven your claim for destroying everything wrong. I'm still alive! :)
(anyway, sleepy time... I'm gonna go wrap up in a blankie and let my hooves rest until tomorrow ^_^)
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I think my bases are nicely covered now, so anyway... Wouldnt being a chair make you not alive?
(I think Ima nap for a few hours too. Night everybody.)
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I think my bases are nicely covered now, so anyway... Wouldnt being a chair make you not alive?
(I think Ima nap for a few hours too. Night everybody.)
Touché... <.<
('til tomorrow :))
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*sits on chair*
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And here I thought I would just post my intro/return post and head off to bed. Now it seems I'll be having a quick nap before school!
Continue the good fight, my carnivore brothers and sisters!
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Ok, gn everyone. I'll set the drones to 'guard' mode.
I should really finish this work... >.<
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...I alone....
-runs-
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Oh, good lumpkins...
You hoofers go too far! Foxes, hearken to me! I have developed a chemical (Formula VULPINE) that is extremely noxious to the herbivore and can render them helpless and gasping, but to us smells sweeter than plums. I shall give each of you a vial if you can make it to me in time; together, we shall usurp these upstarts and take back our rightful place as the true rulers of furry!
*hurls down a vial, covering the area in VULPINE fumes, and disappears*
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I'm a shapeshifting penguin, I have no idea who's side I'm on :D
*begins doing the eenie meenie miny mo*
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MINISTRY OF INFORMATION COMMUNICATION #1003
8:45 AM
Greetings, Hooftopians, this is Arbutus speaking, Minister of Information for the Ungulate Revolution. I have chosen to make an unscheduled announcement to inform you of a startling but glorious new development in the Ungulate Revolution.
This news comes to us from the front page of Ungulates of the World (http://www.ultimateungulate.com/ungulates.html), an online revolutionary publication dedicated to solidifying Ungulate rule:
Ungulates account for the vast majority of large herbivores currently on earth. Their influence stretches across nearly every biome, and their indigenous range includes all zoogeographic regions except Antarctica. With human help, ungulates have expanded into nearly every corner of the globe: "Ungulates of the World" indeed!
As I recognize not all readers will have experience decoding revolutionary communiqués of this sort, allow me to summarize: The humans have pledged allegiance to the Ungulate Revolution. Over the course of nine glorious hours, they have come to see the light and have devoted themselves to helping us expand into every corner of the globe! We are now in undisputed control of all zoogeographic regions except Antarctica, and our influence is spreading further by the second.
The humans, if you are not familiar with them, are... well, first of all, they're kinda funny-looking, but MORE IMPORTANTLY, they are the dominant species on Planet Earth. Their superior brain pans have enabled them to gain unrivaled influence over all the continents of Earth, and now they have dedicated themselves to helping our revolution spread. Powerful allies indeed! With their help, we have confined all uncooperating predators to a frozen island at the bottom of the world, where they will remain until such point as they opt to join our cause.
Join the Ungulate Revolution and the Ungulates United local #416! Be on the right side of history!
***END COMMUNICATION***
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Do you think for a minute that the humans are really going to side with you herbivores? They are the most ravenous of all carnivores, omnivorous though they claim to be. To them, you are nothing but meat. We are at least transparent in our motivations; the humans will stab you in the back and roast you on a spit at their first opportunity.
Do not be swayed by the herbivore propaganda! The humans are our allies, not theirs, and if any herbivores believe otherwise they shall surely end up in a great barbecue at the end of the matter.
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Humans? Pah! They are a lazy, arrogant, and greedy race...The jackaless Loki and I have enough gold and silver in our coffers to buy the allegiance of the whole greedy race. And then I shall give their lords Nine Rings of...oh wait, wrong Dark Lord :-[
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The humans are about as likely to stick to their world as peanut butter holding together a flying aircraft.
Even if they don't turn on you, they are still to unstable; when they collapse, everything relying on them will get pulled down with them, the way they work things, seeing how overly dependent and fragile things are structured.
Only the Azar has the power to prevent downfall by the humans. Side with the predators, because we like them since for the most part, predatory species are cute. (PUPPIES!)
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Penguins are very close in shape to Dolphins and Dolphins are Ungulates. Plus, it looks like you have horns on your dead like a deer and your bunny shaped. The bunnies by the way, have pledged loyalty to our side too. So, I'm thinking you're one of us.
Oh, okay o.o
*dons helmet* VIVA LA REBELLION!1!
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Penguins are very close in shape to Dolphins and Dolphins are Ungulates. Plus, it looks like you have horns on your dead like a deer and your bunny shaped. The bunnies by the way, have pledged loyalty to our side too. So, I'm thinking you're one of us.
Oh, okay o.o
*dons helmet* VIVA LA REBELLION!1!
Yeay! You're on our side! *hoofy hugs* :)
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Penguins are very close in shape to Dolphins and Dolphins are Ungulates. Plus, it looks like you have horns on your dead like a deer and your bunny shaped. The bunnies by the way, have pledged loyalty to our side too. So, I'm thinking you're one of us.
Oh, okay o.o
*dons helmet* VIVA LA REBELLION!1!
Yeay! You're on our side! *hoofy hugs* :)
You penguins are carnivores! You catch fish for your sustenance; don't you dare deny that! Don't be swayed by pretty words and weak arguments. You know where your true allegiances lie.
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You penguins are carnivores! You catch fish for your sustenance; don't you dare deny that! Don't be swayed by pretty words and weak arguments. You know where your true allegiances lie.
*throws a scary tomato at you*
(http://www.animated-gifs.eu/vegetables-tomatoes/0016.gif)
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You penguins are carnivores! You catch fish for your sustenance; don't you dare deny that! Don't be swayed by pretty words and weak arguments. You know where your true allegiances lie.
*throws a scary tomato at you*
(http://www.animated-gifs.eu/vegetables-tomatoes/0016.gif)
AAGH! Attack of the killer tomatoes!
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I can barely believe this revolution is upon us. Never again shall I have to fear the wolves hiding in the shadows, or the dragons prowling the skies!
This marks a new era; one of ultimate ungulate unity.
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This is maddness I tells you! o.o
Keep your rays and potions away from me or I shall break out my own ray! *Points at the device weilding creatures and scowls*
'tis quite an ingenious device I'd say... It turns fur into 'The Grass is Always Greener on the other Herbivore' grass so all you herbivores will turn on each other ^_^
I would demonstrate this on Alex but he apears to be a chair at the moment o.o
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-plays with some catknip in the corner-
I no like revolutions
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Yes, Sir! I'll leave at once.
/salutes
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*waits until the improbability device wears off* Ahh, there we go. :)
This is maddness I tells you! o.o
This.... is.... HOOFTOPIA!
*kicks Blast*
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*Falls down some random bottomless pit that was put in some very dangerous location* o.o
Oh wait I have wings ^_^ *Flap flap*
Well now that you're not a chair anymore Alex o.o *Points the ray and fires it at Alex*
>.>
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*turns into a horse*
Uhh... I'm not quite sure how that helped you, Blast. :o
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Oh darn... I must have picked up the wrong one... Ah well... I can always just make you confused o.o *Shoots at Alex continously*
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/me rolls out of Blast's lab, now transformed into a Dalek. *
"Hoofers have declared war on the Daleks! All hooved mammels will be exterminated!"
/me begins shooting various hooters. *
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*poofs several times* What the...?
Is an elephant even an ungulate?! Agh!
*stampedes away, accidentally stepping on the dalek*
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*turns Alexander into a minnow* Why dont you crazy ungulates stay in your hole T.T *uses sunny day, and then fire blast*
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Eeeee!!
*flops around on the land* :o
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Whoops >.>
*puts alexandre in a fishbowl*
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Whoops >.>
*puts alexandre in a fishbowl*
Thanks. :o
But, wait... you're a carnivore!
*tries to hide in a corner... but there is none!* :o:o
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I only eat meat, not fish, for fish tastes, and smells, funky.
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*Emerges from the underground bunker*
A-ha! Thought you could keep a good fox down, did you? Well, herbivores, I've a surprise for you. I took the tomato Alexandre threw at me and crossed it with a gila monster to make an entirely new creature: a gilamato! They've a bone to pick with you, for you cut up their brethren and put them on your vile salads every day, you heartless creatures.
Go, my lizard-veggie army! Swarm their encampments and trample their precious dreams of utopia!
*Thousands of giant red-skinned lizards rise up behind me and surge forward*
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*Randomly gallops in*
Yeah,though I haven't been hit with a morph-gun I feel enough respect to at least be a UNGULATE!!!
Uhm...I uhm....EEP!(http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/6529/surprisedy.gif)
*Flees away from any predators in sight and hides in a corner*
If only I knew how to use these hooves for defense...hmm....
(http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/2663/confused.gif)
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Penguins are very close in shape to Dolphins and Dolphins are Ungulates. Plus, it looks like you have horns on your dead like a deer and your bunny shaped. The bunnies by the way, have pledged loyalty to our side too. So, I'm thinking you're one of us.
Oh, okay o.o
*dons helmet* VIVA LA REBELLION!1!
Yeay! You're on our side! *hoofy hugs* :)
You penguins are carnivores! You catch fish for your sustenance; don't you dare deny that! Don't be swayed by pretty words and weak arguments. You know where your true allegiances lie.
While it's true I eat feeeeeeeeeeesh I am also the prey of the Killer Whale and Leopard Seal! I will be a nom no longer and will join my hoofed brothers in glorious battle! >:(
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*Nibbles at one of Lava's horns*
Sorry what were you saying? o.o
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(http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/674/smallerverredlizard.png)
*Spots a large red lizard*
(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/1953/scareds.gif)
WHAT IS THAT THING...?!IT'S NOT RIGHT!!!
*Crouches away while examining it,then sniffs it*
OMIGOSH IT SMELLS LIKE TOMATOES!!!I LOVE TOMATOES!!!!(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/1148/enthralled.gif)
*Wonders whether or not to nom on it*
(http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/2663/confused.gif)
(I didn't know what they were because I came here after vulpes talked of the lizards...)
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*Nibbles at one of Lava's horns*
Sorry what were you saying? o.o
That was uncalled for >c
*gives Blastdav a good smacking with her Cod of D00m*
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Look Ungulates! She's carrying a fish that she killed and eats! *Points* She's not herbivore enough o.o
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Toys with Kada's gun.. what does this do.... *ZAP*s Blastdav and turns him into cake!
(http://www.instructables.com/image/FCXB9NZF3NHSGJB/Fire-Breathing-Dragon-Cake.jpg)
Oh nooos! Run Blastdav, run!! oh wait... MMmmm cake! Wait Blastdav wait! ;D****
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oh on! I'm out numbered in my own home! A T-Rex and a white shepherd, wait, looks closer, "Wait a minute! Thats not a rabbit! You, WS are a dog in rabbit clothing trying to fool all of us ungulates that you have transformed! That will NOT work!"
*hands out duplicated transformation guns to ALL ungulates! *
Rise up brothers and sisters and use these transformation guns at will! No one can go unnoticed. Make them ALL Ungulates!
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o.o;;
*Sits there and is all cake like* :'(
Consider me still another animal so any of you Ungulates eat me then you're as much a carnivore as I am.. Well.. Was... I don't really have a mouth any more...
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o.o;;
*Sits there and is all cake like* :'(
Consider me still another animal so any of you Ungulates eat me then you're as much a carnivore as I am.. Well.. Was... I don't really have a mouth any more...
*Shoots Blastdav the cake with transformation gun and turns the cake into a random herbivore*
(http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/6793/cheerfulb.gif)
Now you're one of us!
You were delicious looking before though....now I know how you predators may feel around us,though I've been a fox before being a horse has really changed me!Literally from a fox to a horse!From paws to hooves...hooves seem more dangerous though!You predators will all have to be a ungulate one day or another!
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oh on! I'm out numbered in my own home! A T-Rex and a white shepherd, wait, looks closer, "Wait a minute! Thats not a rabbit! You, WS are a dog in rabbit clothing trying to fool all of us ungulates that you have transformed! That will NOT work!"
*hands out duplicated transformation guns to ALL ungulates! *
Rise up brothers and sisters and use these transformation guns at will! No one can go unnoticed. Make them ALL Ungulates!
*Takes 24H anti-transformation formula* 8)
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o.o;;
*Sits there and is all cake like* :'(
Consider me still another animal so any of you Ungulates eat me then you're as much a carnivore as I am.. Well.. Was... I don't really have a mouth any more...
*Shoots Blastdav the cake with transformation gun and turns the cake into a random herbivore*
Goat cake, yaaaay!
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_b117bEnp_yQ/SRtMDsbksDI/AAAAAAAABWs/Cjiv4JRWMv8/s320/goatcake.jpg)
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*Takes 24H anti-transformation formula*
Also known as "genetic cement". I'm quite happy as my curmudgeonly fox self, so I'll just do the same, thank you...
*downs a vial of anti-transformation formula*
Now, then... Alexandre, you turncoat! This is what you get for denying your vulpinity!
*shoots Alexandre with a transformation gun, turning him into a raspberry jam tart*
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*Gives blast a dose of retineo corpus*
Blastdav we could use a dragon like you with the resistance.
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Devoted predators are so hard to come by. *sucks out the hearts of the defectors and turns them into shadow heartless* Go and destroy the ungulates! *the heartless combine into a flying wolf heartless*
*Changes Alexandre into a pink shark and feeds him the 24h formula*
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Kishi, the 34-hour formula is obsolete. I now have an army of zombies armed with a permanent anti transformation formula.
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Well, good luck giving it to a shark in a water bubble that moves with him.
*raises his army of wolf nobodies*
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((Actually I gave it to him before the shark thing so he should maybe disregard that (check the resistance)))
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Just saw that, but anyway, hes a ferocious Pink Shark now, cause I have Angel and Nobody magic and I can do that.
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*Tosses burned sugar cubes everywhere and neighs loudly*
Come here Fire horses come here!!!(http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/7585/happyn.gif)
*Spots fire horses galloping in and eating the sugar cubes*
(http://www.maff.go.jp/soshiki/koukai/muratai/21j/no7/images/mura701.jpg)
*Feels a lot more protected against the wolves as the fire horses surround the ungulates...*
Take that predators!!!Our own line of defense...as long as they don't burn our precious heaps of hay and grass,they shouldn't be a problem,to PREDATORS YES they're very much a problem!
(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/2823/deviousw.gif)
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*casts Waterga and does 2x damage against fire horses*
*wolves swoop in and start nomming ungulates*
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*Turns into a bull and slips quietly into the ungulate camp and injects tundra with his retineo corpus formula*
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...fire... horses... you set fire to... your own...
Really? REALLY? Okay, sometimes the obvious answer works too...
*sprays horses with a high-powered fire hose* (Yes, it's water. Not petrol.)
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-unsheathes his claws and gets on all 4s-....I WANT LIEEEEEEEEDT!! THIS IS PERSONAL >:OO!!!!!!!
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*Turns into a bull and slips quietly into the ungulate camp and injects tundra with his retineo corpus formula*
(For some reason the forums had an error for awhile so I couldn't post...)
*Starts feeling weird...*
How could I trust a bull?!
*Weeps for the other ungulates while feeling more weird with each second*
(http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/6303/stresseda.gif)
(Nice using water......you would think I should have used them to scorch a circle around the predators while the ungulates fled...)
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I'm so confused o.o
I dunno what I am any more o.o;;
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Shimdoken! *launches Shim at Liedt using a high powered hadouken as propulsion*
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* turns the ungulate base into a giant blitzball field using waterga and freezes it using blizzaga *
try to evade now okapi.
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*sees Shim and Kishi in my crystal ball*
"So it has begun!"
*Fenrir rushes to his tormented steed, a black dragon with reeking scales and vast wings. The great shadow descends upon the ungulate encampment like a falling cloud. And behold! Upon it sat the shape of Lord Fenrir of Dar-Koldor, black mantled, huge and threatening. A crown of steel he bore, and his deadly eyes gleaming in the failing evening light, turning hope to despair. Behind him march his vast armies, robed in black and bearing sword and axe and mace. They halt upon the hilltop, awaiting their master's orders.
Then the Black Wolf rose in his stirrups and cried aloud in a dreadful voice:
"Is there any among this rout with the authority to treat with me and the rest of the carnivores? I do not wish to come to arms unless the stroke is first set upon me! Come forth and speak!"
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-gets run over by a stampede-...T-T
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Blast I have turned you back into Blastdav and we need you to help us undo their science.
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*walks through the ice inside a water aura over to Liedt and removes and destroys his hooves while he remains frozen*
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Avan...Take this..you'll need it
(http://i1013.photobucket.com/albums/af260/Shimansa/Avan.jpg)
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*awakes and looks around* Noooooooooooooooo!!!! I must be in a nightmare.... *someone throws a carrot hitting his head and he falls uncounsious* XD
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Someone bring me a string instrument, ill end this now.
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*awakes and looks around* Noooooooooooooooo!!!! I must be in a nightmare.... *someone throws a carrot hitting his head and he falls uncounsious* XD
Medic!!! *Patches up Quamer* There you go :)
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*plays the song of timelessness, then walks up to Liedt and ages him into a pile of dust, which i then burn*
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*points his black gauntlet at the pile of Leidt's ashes*
"NO! We need them alive...merely slaying these traitors will not satisfy me!!"
*And with some eldritch spell, Leidt rises again whole from the ashes*
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Fine at least secure him. *stops time to trap Liedt in a block of nevermelt ice*
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*walks into the Furtopia building and takes his private elevator to his office to do his normal nightly paperwork*
Walks into his office, sits down and reads the daily memos. One of which is very disturbing. :o *begins to read the so called "Ungulate Declaration of Independence"* :o :o :o
Noooooooo! This cannot be! Kada-Ru! Liedt! What have you done! :goldpissed:
As one of the senior Admins......and carnivores.....on "Fur"-topia, I hereby order you to stand down and stop this nonsense immediately!
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*is a shark*
But... but... I still like grass...
*cries* :'(
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-kidnaps Alexandre when nobody is watching and drags him by the tail to the Resistance thread.
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-kidnaps Alexandre when nobody is watching and drags him by the tail to the Resistance thread.
Nuuuuu!!
*flops his fins on the ground*
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*is a shark*
But... but... I still like grass...
*cries* :'(
Oh Alex... it's painful to see a noble ungulate brought down so far.
/me takes a handful of grass and sprinkles it on the surface of the water. A single tear trickles from his eye.
Hey, while you're down there, can you go organize all the marine life and bring them over to our cause? Thanks!
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*reaches up with is fangly mouth, taking a scoop of the grass inside his once peaceful, calm, benevolent set of teeth now transformed into a deadly machine*
... thanks, Arbutus... I'll try to bring them to rally with us...
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im sorry arbutus but, *freezes over the surface of the ocean*, fish are neutral. Alexandre doesnt count since hes a land shark.
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*has been turned back into an herbivorous fox in another thread and is now trapped under the ice*
Gurgle... gurgle!!
*pounds on the ice*
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-Breaks the ice and pulls alex up. I'll take you back to our base..-leans over, offering to let him get on my back- This is where parkour comes in handy :D-
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*drips as he continues munching the grass, the words coming out muffled* ...phranks...
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*sets up overwatch from the high ridge of the Furry Fiction board*
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Alex: Do you still have connections with the marine-life? If so, ask them to come with us. -heads toward the empty technical support boards, the source of the greenness-
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But... but... I like grass... and flowers... and how they munch in mah mouth.
Please, let me say!! Awww.... :(
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I allow you to eat green, I don't allow it to overbear the sheer concept of this place, however.
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But... but... I like grass... and flowers... and how they munch in mah mouth.
Please, let me say!! Awww.... :(
If you only knew what I did on that patch of grass before you were chewing it... :D J/K
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If you only knew what I did on that patch of grass before you were chewing it... :D J/K
:o
*spits it out*
Ick... I know it was a joke, but seriously... others might have done that here...
... anyone have a grass sanitizer?
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Wouldn't grass sanitizer poison it more than anything Choky could've done...
It would be more harmful if you DID sanitize :3
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Wouldn't grass sanitizer poison it more than anything Choky could've done...
It would be more harmful if you DID sanitize :3
<.<
>.>
... I don't follow that logic one bit.... :o
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... anyone have a grass sanitizer?
As a matter of fact, I always carry some with me! (: Here you go! *retrieves a small bottle from his pocket and sprays it all over the grass*
*the grass immediately explodes into seven-foot-tall weeds and engulfs Alexandre*
Oh, oops, that was the fur-growth cream.
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NO!!!! -Zaps Arbutus with the "sense of reality" ray. We can pull through! They're not trying to promote eating greens! They're trying to get rid of any non-hoofer! You must help us!
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*noms the weeds*
Huh... these seem fairly sanitary... :)
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Alex seems fully back to normal now. At least in terms of avvy-ness.
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*refreezes the spot Alexandre popped out of*
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Alex, you poor little thing o.o
You've been through quite a bit of trauma today huh? o.o
*Picks him up and cuddles* You pooooor thing o.o
*Feeds him teeth enlarging and sharpening cookies* Now go hunt the creatures who are responsible for this o.o
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Okay, herbivores, let's see how you deal with this... if my calculations are correct, you won't be able to resist my SUPER SLEEPING VINAIGRETTE! (patent pending)
*Pulls out an atomizer attached to a polyethylene tank filled with some brown fluid and sprays all the surrounding grass with lovely... sweet... tart-smelling salad dressing. You know you want just a little nibble...*
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Alex, you poor little thing o.o
You've been through quite a bit of trauma today huh? o.o
*Picks him up and cuddles* You pooooor thing o.o
*Feeds him teeth enlarging and sharpening cookies* Now go hunt the creatures who are responsible for this o.o
*closes his eyes and grins as he cuddles, starting to drool a bit* :)
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I think he's fully a fox again..and asleep...you'll be okay..
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*snores and drools*
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*snores and drools*
*Puts a cup under Alex´s drool-flow* :)
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I feel like I missed something.
Are we on the edge of a full blown revolution?
Oh dear.
Someone get me some cat nip
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*throws a handful of catnip to Nashee*
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Meow!
-rolls with catnip-
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*rolls over and tries to nom the grass in his sleep*
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*Moves the cup to new position*
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*dips his head and hits the cup* Oww...
*wakes up*
Hey... what's goin' on.
*chews the grass, only to find his teeth don't work so well* What the... what? Carnivore teeth?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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....the serum hasn't worked fully. I'll figure out something! We need you T-T
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Nuu! Dun do it, Shim!
*locks himself in an impenetrable fortress* There! No one can take away my ungulate nature now! :D
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*gets alexandre some grass flavored water*
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#I'm in.
#Taking any remaining hostages
#Alex is the only one left..I'm taking him
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(I'm a sucker for good TF >.<..)
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*Tempts Alex by chucking awesome looking hamburgers at his fortress* :D Just try one...you may remember something.
Come ooon,you know you want it! Remember the taste! Remember the taste!!! You cant resist it...you want it!
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*picks the hamburger up, sniffs, and drools* Mm... wait, no! *throws the hamburger away*
*drinks the grass water, gulping* Err... I like it. It's much better than meat... it's, erm, great...
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*walks in trying not to step on any animals, carny or vegetarian. Looks all around then begins spraying all she can see with the transformation gun hitting everything in it's spray*
*hears something far away muffled by who knows what then tries to figure out what is being said by turning her ears in that direction. It's cool having ears this large! I can hear EVERY THING! Oh, maybe not so great after all. :(*
Noooooooo! This cannot be! Kada-Ru! Liedt! What have you done! Wolf pissed
As one of the senior Admins......and carnivores.....on "Fur"-topia, I hereby order you to stand down and stop this nonsense immediately!
*laughs to herself enjoying watching the canine get his fur all in a rumple!*
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#Come in
#I have the last 2 remaining hostages
#Alex and Choky
#Lets see some fireworks guys
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Guys, if Alex wants to be a herbivore, let him be. Shim, neither are hostile, release.
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*looks longingly at the hamburger that landed outside the fortress* Uhh...
:o
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*The space troopers in Landrav's squadron beat feet for the Inner Perimeter, a distance from the center of the orbital bombardment (see Resistance Thread) where survival is considered possible. Their power armor whines and strains under the effort, but even the fine machines have limitations. Suddenly one suit collapses as the hydraulic lines rupture. Landrav turns back to help the soldier, but an unknown comrade pulls him away.
"No! Leave him or you'll die, too!"
*Landrav really has no choice now--he can see the first of the orbital weapons fire on the battlefield...
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Sorry Kada, your ray has been foiled by Kaloth and Ed. *uses the song of time to revert Kada into a baby pegasus*
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*looks around for any weapons that could possibly stop the rampaging kada and her transformation ray...*
Lasers... no, they'll cause too much collateral damage
Plasma cannons... no, too inaccurate
Nukes... *thinks of big puffy mushroom clouds* ...Nice pretty ex- uh- I mean, no, WAY too much collateral...
Ungulate-seeking waffle-iron... A waffle-iron? What was that designer thi-... It's GENIUS!
Prepare for cooked horse wings coming up!
*fires waffle iron*
*sees Kishi already took care of the problem*
Crud... *looks around on scanners for leidt*
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*grabs a stick and tries to "fish" the hamburger back to the fort* Urf...
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*grabs a stick and tries to "fish" the hamburger back to the fort* Urf...
*Catapults a REALLY aweeesome looking hamburger in your direction* Catch!
Now I must be back off to my secret bunker *rushes to secret bunker*
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This is nice. Being a mountain goat, this only benefits me. I approve.
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*Catapults a REALLY aweeesome looking hamburger in your direction* Catch!
*watches, his eyes all aglow at the wonderful sight, a juicy hamburger soaring through the air. He reaches a paw up as the soft sesame-seed bun hits his paw-pads, almost rolling off! He brings his other paw up and secures it between them, a victory! Yes, a victory! He brings it down to his muzzle, the smell -- irresistible meaty goodness -- penetrating his nose until he sinks his teeth in*
Mmm... yar... yeay!!! :D
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*startled at the sudden drop in height looks around then looks at self. hmmm*
well, I guess I can't fight looking like this now can I? *prances around looking beautiful as her tiny wings flutter about not quite large enough to take flight but enjoying the ..... chases da purtty butterfly!*
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*Catapults a REALLY aweeesome looking hamburger in your direction* Catch!
*watches, his eyes all aglow at the wonderful sight, a juicy hamburger soaring through the air. He reaches a paw up as the soft sesame-seed bun hits his paw-pads, almost rolling off! He brings his other paw up and secures it between them, a victory! Yes, a victory! He brings it down to his muzzle, the smell -- irresistible meaty goodness -- penetrating his nose until he sinks his teeth in*
Mmm... yar... yeay!!! :D
Oooh yeaaah!!! Hes back! YES!!!
*startled at the sudden drop in height looks around then looks at self. hmmm*
well, I guess I can't fight looking like this now can I? *prances around looking beautiful as her tiny wings flutter about not quite large enough to take flight but enjoying the ..... chases da purtty butterfly!*
*Takes photos...again* :D
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.....Did we do it...?
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.....Did we do it...?
*finishes his third burger*
... do what? :o
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You two, you're with the resistance now, you're safe.
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Dangit, all these burgers are making me hungry again! (:
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I'm in the mood for some Okapi burgers at the end of tonight.
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You two, you're with the resistance now, you're safe.
Wait... resisting what, now? I'm confused. :o
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.....Did we do it...?
Yes, and by Grabthar's hammer, we live to tell the tale!
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.....Did we do it...?
*finishes his third burger*
... do what? :o
I...dont know how to tell you this...maybe you dont remember,but...a while ago you were eating grass.They...zapped you :'(
You two, you're with the resistance now, you're safe.
How did you find my secret bunker?!? It was when I came out to take photos wasnt it? I knew that was risky! Anyway,thanks :D
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you're safe now..this whole place is going up in flames soon..
Regroup at the Resistance thread
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you're safe now..this whole place is going up in flames soon..
Regroup at the Resistance thread
Wait...what? PUT ME BACK IN MY BUNKER!
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.....Did we do it...?
Yes, and by Grabthar's hammer, we live to tell the tale!
You make me happy. :)
I...dont know how to tell you this...maybe you dont remember,but...a while ago you were eating grass.They...zapped you :'(
Wait, what? Me? Heh. Yeah, right. You're not gonna get me with that lame April Fool's joke.
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Ill tell you later,quick to the resistance thread,its safer!
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.....Did we do it...?
Yes, and by Grabthar's hammer, we live to tell the tale!
So much win!
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Its over
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*changes his theme back*
Gah! too many contrasting colors for these canid's eyes. >.<
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The WAR is over! See here: http://forums.furtopia.org/index.php/topic,38313.0.html
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*hands the confiscated keys from kada back to WS*
Let's get this mess cleaned up.
*grabs some green paint remover and hands it to a subordinate*
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Kada is with us now, check over to the post-resistance
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*deactivates RP mode*
Ok, well that was fun, but THE HORRIBLE COLOR CLASHING! D:
Can we revert to normal now?
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Nah, I already figured it out. They just added that other one as a new theme and set it to default for everyone.