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Offline Blastdav

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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #100 on: April 01, 2010, 10:49:35 am »
This is maddness I tells you! o.o
Keep your rays and potions away from me or I shall break out my own ray!  *Points at the device weilding creatures and scowls*  
'tis quite an ingenious device I'd say...  It turns fur into 'The Grass is Always Greener on the other Herbivore' grass so all you herbivores will turn on each other ^_^
I would demonstrate this on Alex but he apears to be a chair at the moment o.o
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #101 on: April 01, 2010, 10:52:56 am »
-plays with some catknip in the corner-

I no like revolutions
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #102 on: April 01, 2010, 10:53:47 am »
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #103 on: April 01, 2010, 10:57:40 am »
Yes, Sir! I'll leave at once.

/salutes
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #104 on: April 01, 2010, 11:39:17 am »
*waits until the improbability device wears off*  Ahh, there we go.  :)

Quote from: Blastdav on April 01, 2010, 10:49:35 am
This is maddness I tells you! o.o

This.... is.... HOOFTOPIA!

*kicks Blast*
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #105 on: April 01, 2010, 11:43:21 am »
*Falls down some random bottomless pit that was put in some very dangerous location* o.o
Oh wait I have wings ^_^ *Flap flap*
Well now that you're not a chair anymore Alex o.o *Points the ray and fires it at Alex*
>.>
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #106 on: April 01, 2010, 11:46:55 am »
*turns into a horse*

Uhh... I'm not quite sure how that helped you, Blast. :o
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #107 on: April 01, 2010, 11:52:31 am »
Oh darn...  I must have picked up the wrong one...  Ah well...  I can always just make you confused o.o  *Shoots at Alex continously*
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #108 on: April 01, 2010, 12:01:32 pm »
* Kaloyan Alett rolls out of Blast's lab, now transformed into a Dalek. *

"Hoofers have declared war on the Daleks! All hooved mammels will be exterminated!"
* Kaloyan Alett begins shooting various hooters. *
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #109 on: April 01, 2010, 12:05:30 pm »
*poofs several times*  What the...?

Is an elephant even an ungulate?!  Agh!

*stampedes away, accidentally stepping on the dalek*
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #110 on: April 01, 2010, 12:07:27 pm »
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #111 on: April 01, 2010, 12:07:58 pm »
*turns Alexander into a minnow* Why dont you crazy ungulates stay in your hole T.T *uses sunny day, and then fire blast*
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #112 on: April 01, 2010, 12:09:18 pm »
Eeeee!!

*flops around on the land*  :o
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #113 on: April 01, 2010, 12:10:28 pm »
Whoops >.>

*puts alexandre in a fishbowl*
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"But are you going to kill her off?"
"It's not your decision. I love the character, she stays."
"Yeah, well the only thing love's done is put you in this position; I say kill her off!"
"Yeah, but you say a lot of things... and how does that work? You're a bicycle" Claudio Sanchez, In the song Ten Speed of Gods Blood and Burial, which is basically about a crazy old writer talking to his bicycle.

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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #114 on: April 01, 2010, 12:12:29 pm »
Quote from: Kishi on April 01, 2010, 12:10:28 pm
Whoops >.>

*puts alexandre in a fishbowl*

Thanks.  :o

But, wait... you're a carnivore!

*tries to hide in a corner... but there is none!*  :o:o
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #115 on: April 01, 2010, 12:15:26 pm »
I only eat meat, not fish, for fish tastes, and smells, funky.
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"But are you going to kill her off?"
"It's not your decision. I love the character, she stays."
"Yeah, well the only thing love's done is put you in this position; I say kill her off!"
"Yeah, but you say a lot of things... and how does that work? You're a bicycle" Claudio Sanchez, In the song Ten Speed of Gods Blood and Burial, which is basically about a crazy old writer talking to his bicycle.

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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #116 on: April 01, 2010, 12:35:45 pm »
*Emerges from the underground bunker*

A-ha! Thought you could keep a good fox down, did you? Well, herbivores, I've a surprise for you. I took the tomato Alexandre threw at me and crossed it with a gila monster to make an entirely new creature: a gilamato! They've a bone to pick with you, for you cut up their brethren and put them on your vile salads every day, you heartless creatures.

Go, my lizard-veggie army! Swarm their encampments and trample their precious dreams of utopia!

*Thousands of giant red-skinned lizards rise up behind me and surge forward*
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #117 on: April 01, 2010, 12:39:57 pm »
*Randomly gallops in*
Yeah,though I haven't been hit with a morph-gun I feel enough respect to at least be a UNGULATE!!!
Uhm...I uhm....EEP!
*Flees away from any predators in sight and hides in a corner*
If only I knew how to use these hooves for defense...hmm....
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #118 on: April 01, 2010, 12:47:43 pm »
Quote from: Edward Vulpes on April 01, 2010, 10:30:24 am
Quote from: Alexandre on April 01, 2010, 10:27:08 am
Quote from: Lava on April 01, 2010, 10:17:58 am
Quote from: Liedt on April 01, 2010, 07:33:36 am
Penguins are very close in shape to Dolphins and Dolphins are Ungulates. Plus, it looks like you have horns on your dead like a deer and your bunny shaped. The bunnies by the way, have pledged loyalty to our side too. So, I'm thinking you're one of us.

Oh, okay o.o
*dons helmet* VIVA LA REBELLION!1!

Yeay!  You're on our side!  *hoofy hugs*  :)

You penguins are carnivores! You catch fish for your sustenance; don't you dare deny that! Don't be swayed by pretty words and weak arguments. You know where your true allegiances lie.

While it's true I eat feeeeeeeeeeesh I am also the prey of the Killer Whale and Leopard Seal! I will be a nom no longer and will join my hoofed brothers in glorious battle!  >:(
« Last Edit: April 01, 2010, 01:09:36 pm by Lava »
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #119 on: April 01, 2010, 01:08:28 pm »
*Nibbles at one of Lava's horns*
Sorry what were you saying? o.o
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #120 on: April 01, 2010, 01:12:46 pm »

*Spots a large red lizard*

WHAT IS THAT THING...?!IT'S NOT RIGHT!!!
*Crouches away while examining it,then sniffs it*
OMIGOSH IT SMELLS LIKE TOMATOES!!!I LOVE TOMATOES!!!!
*Wonders whether or not to nom on it*

(I didn't know what they were because I came here after vulpes talked of the lizards...)
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #121 on: April 01, 2010, 01:16:56 pm »
Quote from: Blastdav on April 01, 2010, 01:08:28 pm
*Nibbles at one of Lava's horns*
Sorry what were you saying? o.o

That was uncalled for >c
*gives Blastdav a good smacking with her Cod of D00m*
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #122 on: April 01, 2010, 01:24:53 pm »
Look Ungulates!  She's carrying a fish that she killed and eats!  *Points* She's not herbivore enough o.o
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #123 on: April 01, 2010, 01:33:48 pm »
Toys with Kada's gun..  what does this do....  *ZAP*s Blastdav and turns him into cake! 



Oh nooos!  Run Blastdav, run!!  oh wait...   MMmmm cake!  Wait Blastdav wait! ;D****
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Re: Declaration of Ungulate INDEPENDENCE!
« Reply #124 on: April 01, 2010, 01:49:01 pm »
oh on!  I'm out numbered in my own home!  A T-Rex and a white shepherd, wait, looks closer, "Wait a minute!  Thats not a rabbit!  You, WS are a dog in rabbit clothing trying to fool all of us ungulates that you have transformed!  That will NOT work!"

*hands out duplicated transformation guns to ALL ungulates! *

Rise up brothers and sisters and use these transformation guns at will!  No one can go unnoticed.  Make them ALL Ungulates!
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