A well hung fox enters,dressed in a variety of unusual clothing, and with an evil butterpack of doom and a large sword strapped upon his back... Has he enters he unslings the items, causing them to fly 3 feet across the room and hit a drunk chainsmoking pilot kangaroo, at which point a loud 'OW! what the heck!?!' emits from the drunk figure...He then resumes to take a seat next to the pilot-roo which he thinks looks like Julia Roberts with epilepsy and skin cancer."
Barkeep! Plain ol' beer, please.
Gah, whens this meeting gonna start anyways...it was supposed to start almost an hour ago!